00:03Once upon a time, a hideous ogre and a delusional donkey embarked on a journey to the magical city of
00:11further, further away.
00:13Oh my god!
00:13It's happening.
00:14It's really happening.
00:15Do you know what that means?
00:16I need a makeover.
00:17Get my arms yoked in my back jacket.
00:19My abs added.
00:20Maybe even tighten up my badonkadon.
00:21No, definitely not.
00:23So what you're saying is a second donkey off on another...
00:25No!
00:26Don't say it.
00:27Tooth all work friends.
00:28That's not what this is.
00:30On a whirlwind...
00:31Donkey!
00:31...big city...
00:32Ow!
00:32I'm caked up like a friggin' bakery!
00:36Adventure!
00:41Wanna date a snowman?
00:43Speed up, Shrek.
00:44You really can't help yourself, can you?
00:47Hell, tell it no, I can't.
00:48Shrek and Donkey, two Star Wars friends, off on another whirlwind big city adventure.
00:54Oh, this is bad.
00:55You're awful!
00:55Oh, you are awful!
01:00Baby, come back!
01:02Any kind of fool could see.
01:05There was something in everything about you.
01:12Roxy!
01:13Donkey!
01:14Hey, now.
01:15You're an all-star.
01:16Get your game on.
01:17Go play
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