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India’s Got Latent (2026 Ep 01) Hindi Season 2
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00:00:05Now Jasovyh Subscrf Bardo is now known
00:00:09Fly Jaan
00:00:10Yub Jaan Barat Plio Aan Vaan
00:00:11Vleo Wan
00:00:11At ab lnkrf vatn yod vidho gun vip ledn
00:00:14Pleio tes janaki bardo ne ut va hoong
00:00:19go to both
00:00:27That I should pay attention.
00:00:31Tekal Thaal
00:00:33Jhaal
00:00:33Lagat
00:00:33Vivat Ki Atan Isqta Ki Atevar
00:00:36I
00:00:36a yearning
00:00:38Ajar Kare Skin
00:00:41Pyaadt
00:00:45Pojad
00:00:47love
00:00:49and I regretted it.
00:00:58Welcome to the first ever episode of India's God Late in Season 2.
00:01:04Are we ready to start the show?
00:01:08You gotta do better than that.
00:01:10Are we ready to start the show?
00:01:13So we have amazing panelists for you.
00:01:16Let's introduce one after the other.
00:01:28Give it up for the worst father, Balraj Gai.
00:01:36Give it up for Aashi Solanke.
00:01:41Give it up for Sharwari.
00:01:48The final guest is actually the biggest guest of Latent so far.
00:01:52This is the highest point of Latent and the lowest point of her career.
00:01:56Make some noise for Alia Bhart!
00:02:16Let's go!
00:02:23I can't believe it, Balanchoe.
00:02:25How are you feeling, Alia Ji?
00:02:30Thank you so much for coming, first of all.
00:02:34Hi.
00:02:36No, no, take your time.
00:02:37Can you drink this if you're in the background?
00:02:39No, I'm okay.
00:02:40I have a bottle of water.
00:02:42Okay, you don't drink this to our normal people.
00:02:44Do you drink this to our normal people?
00:02:45What kind of Ameerawala water?
00:02:47There are some special electrolytes, so I don't pass out with fear.
00:02:51Oh, are you afraid?
00:02:52Why are you afraid?
00:02:52They love you.
00:02:53Come on, don't you love Alia Bhart?
00:02:56Thank you.
00:02:57By the way, if you are feeling tired and you don't have electrolytes, you cannot afford
00:03:02electrolytes, you can always go for Avatar, the protein drink that gives you wings.
00:03:06No, that gives you wings.
00:03:07What is this?
00:03:09What is this?
00:03:10What is this?
00:03:10What is this?
00:03:11It's nothing.
00:03:12It's a drink.
00:03:13It's a drink.
00:03:15Okay.
00:03:16Take it, sir.
00:03:18Sorry.
00:03:19Sorry.
00:03:19I'm coming in the flow.
00:03:21Okay.
00:03:22You can drink this Avatar drink if you have a bad mood.
00:03:28So, Alia Ji, first of all, I can't believe you are here.
00:03:31Genuinely.
00:03:32Yeah.
00:03:32I'm kind of regretting it right now.
00:03:35I've seen it as a cigarette and regret.
00:03:43At least you have seen the picture.
00:03:44Thank you for contributing to my film.
00:03:46Yeah.
00:03:46Of course.
00:03:47Of course.
00:03:47I regret so many things in life.
00:03:50But genuinely, Alia Ji, it's like I am so nervous sitting next to you.
00:03:53Genuinely.
00:03:53Yeah.
00:03:54Like, I am such a big fan of your husband.
00:03:56And, uh, of you too.
00:04:02Of course, of you too.
00:04:03But, yeah.
00:04:04Alia Ji, you are such a big actress.
00:04:06Your movies have made 5,000-6,000 crores.
00:04:09You have so many film fair awards.
00:04:10You have so many national awards.
00:04:11Best Actress Award.
00:04:13Why the fuck are you here, man?
00:04:16Why did you come to Latent?
00:04:18Where is it?
00:04:18Where is it?
00:04:28No, no.
00:04:29Sameh, genuinely, I think we can all say this with absolute clarity and be so, so grateful.
00:04:35For all the last that we've had, thanks to Kapil Sharma.
00:04:41Wow.
00:04:44Wow.
00:05:14Wow.
00:05:14Oh, damn.
00:05:14I am so nervous.
00:05:16You are so nervous.
00:05:17What am I saying?
00:05:18You are so nervous.
00:05:24Okay.
00:05:25Okay.
00:05:25Please tell me.
00:05:26I have written your name as Alia plus one.
00:05:33It seems to everyone that the forms for the panel have also been opened.
00:05:37These may also come
00:05:43So Sharve ji, thank you so much for coming here, genuinely.
00:05:46thank you, thank you for having me
00:05:47thank you so much, thank you so much for coming
00:05:50Have you seen him lying down and watching?
00:05:52I have seen it, in clips and parts on news channels.
00:06:04All right, and of course, Solanki Bhai, thank you so much for coming again.
00:06:07Samai, honestly, I want to say something
00:06:09I've spent so much time with you in the last one year
00:06:12I have missed this show more than my kids
00:06:14You never miss your kids, come on, what the fuck
00:06:17The day before yesterday, his phone was locked for two hours.
00:06:20Because Passover was on his son's side.
00:06:25You fucking, you're the worst father in the world
00:06:27Isn't his wife here?
00:06:29Yeah, imagine, no one with the kids
00:06:36Alia, as a fellow parent, what do you feel about it?
00:06:39No, I pass no judgment, I feel you do you and they do them
00:06:42That's so sweet
00:06:42And then everyone lives and learns
00:06:43Can you please teach my friend how to not pass judgment?
00:06:46Then you won't have a show
00:06:54So are we ready to start the show?
00:06:58Make some noise for the first actor of the night, Suhasini
00:07:03Come on, come on guys, come on, come on, come on
00:07:07All right, let's go Bombay
00:07:08Sharesm
00:07:11Now you're on the right, Suhasini
00:07:11Mom, come on, come on, come on, come on
00:07:24The best actor of the night, Suhasini
00:07:32My heart beats fast, I still run after you Bombay, I am after you Bombay, I am after you Bombay, I am
00:07:48I am behind you Bombay, I am behind you Bombay, I am behind you Bombay, I am behind you Bombay, I am behind you Bombay, I
00:08:02Where is the time here, everyone has to make Pajaan, no one will come and Ranchan Bhai Baskar of the bara, hey Bara Paav
00:08:11Kha, I got the whole world on my feet, you better be watching after me,
00:08:17Give, give, give, here comes my black and yellow one,
00:08:25Behind Bombay, my Bombay, my Bombay, my Bombay, behind the delay, behind, Bhagu, behind.
00:08:40And I thought Jigra was bad.
00:08:43That was not bad.
00:08:45Can you sing a line?
00:08:47Yeah, yeah.
00:08:47Sing.
00:08:47Bombay Police behind
00:08:50Bombay police behind me
00:08:53Bagu I am ahead
00:08:55Bombay police behind me
00:09:00Maharashra is a cyber
00:09:02Siver behind me
00:09:08Brother, he will hit the beat.
00:09:11Meaning
00:09:12please control yourself
00:09:16but genuinely it was very bad
00:09:17thank you very much
00:09:20but you have a lovely voice
00:09:21why don't you sing a nice song
00:09:23can you teach me quickly
00:09:25if I want to sing
00:09:26can you teach me
00:09:27I teach it in Doremi
00:09:46You really have a good voice
00:09:47thank you
00:09:48you said you've just moved
00:09:49to Bombay
00:09:50no I'm trying to move to Bombay
00:09:52oh you haven't moved yet
00:09:53so where are you from
00:09:53I'm from Delhi
00:09:54okay
00:09:55you've been there
00:09:55say I've learned
00:09:56because I have guessed
00:09:57you can go to Mumbai
00:10:01you'll be going to Mumbai
00:10:02you should go to Mumbai
00:10:04you should go to Mumbai
00:10:05but you need to go to
00:10:06Can you write something somewhere?
00:10:09ourselves
00:10:10Bel balm
00:10:11if something you want to go to
00:10:14Sorry
00:10:14what's your favorite state
00:10:16Alia?
00:10:18state of silence now
00:10:19Alia what happened here
00:10:21I was thinking
00:10:23You are they were they now are living barm bart sent
00:10:32They were asking who is it now?
00:10:36Now this is not good
00:10:40Abloh rope jab abakharo
00:10:42She's V National Or
00:10:43yes oh wow
00:10:44What's the matter with them, Enfire Rata Da Ho Na Ha Raege
00:10:50I read something very interesting
00:10:52is that you have a sunflower tattoo
00:10:54on your body
00:10:54and it's facing towards you
00:10:56because you believe that
00:10:57I'm my own sunshine
00:10:58yes
00:10:59because when you are
00:11:00everybody's cheerleader
00:11:04that's really nice
00:11:05do you have any tattoos?
00:11:07I do
00:11:07but it's faded
00:11:11what's it?
00:11:11I'll show you a mic
00:11:12I'll show you a tattoo
00:11:13mic
00:11:24your favorite book is
00:11:27Alchemist
00:11:27yes
00:11:28avid reader
00:11:30kind of
00:11:31sarcastic
00:11:32Alchemist
00:11:34you have read it
00:11:37Alchemist
00:11:49do you know how Alchemist
00:11:50how did you grow up?
00:11:51how did you grow up?
00:11:52on their AI plus NOVA phone
00:11:54which is
00:11:55the best phone
00:11:57it has a backlit panel
00:11:58and
00:11:59if you are winning
00:12:00then you can get
00:12:01this brand new AI plus phone
00:12:04thank you
00:12:05I love it
00:12:05nobody's motivated now
00:12:08it's a great phone
00:12:09come on
00:12:09you have a great smile
00:12:12thank you
00:12:12which do you use a toothpaste?
00:12:14it's gone
00:12:14give that to Sunil Palaz
00:12:20have you seen a couple
00:12:21show on Kapil Sharma
00:12:21show on their
00:12:22oh
00:12:23you all
00:12:23see
00:12:24about time
00:12:24you have
00:12:25this is why
00:12:26Alpha is so
00:12:26delay
00:12:26so
00:12:30the rest of
00:12:31all the time
00:12:31you have
00:12:32scan
00:12:32to go
00:12:32to go
00:12:33to go
00:12:34photoshoot
00:12:34put a movie
00:12:35just put a movie
00:12:35just put a movie
00:12:37just put a movie
00:12:37just put a movie
00:12:38just put a movie
00:12:40But I'm very excited
00:12:40for your movie
00:12:41what is it about?
00:12:43we haven't come to Alpha
00:12:44Pramut
00:12:44so
00:12:45so we'll get out of it
00:12:46no
00:12:52personality
00:12:53we know
00:12:55that's a good one
00:12:55you get me girl
00:12:56oh shit
00:12:58what's that happen
00:12:58something happens
00:13:00girls
00:13:01everything in English
00:13:02I don't understand
00:13:04so you only study math
00:13:05just
00:13:08you don't talk
00:13:09about class
00:13:10ABC
00:13:11XYZ
00:13:14If you could have made a mistake then you should have made this mental mistake, what do those children do?
00:13:21And as a Punjabi kid does, he is Balraj's son.
00:13:36Papa hasn't been home for months.
00:13:42is is
00:13:47So here I am here now in the pano hora mumand I am now in the panchaath din agn間 to a saath din
00:13:53Tak Tan?
00:13:54andain gotu
00:13:56I am suffocated in this tent, I have spread my heart, I am doing this with the intention of satisfying my heart.
00:14:07Vad ke niche vah baatru hai thirath saath khatharon neeche nahi hai nahi ke licha hogalar bhaath hua hogalar batrav
00:14:13I want this turbine but you need something 50 aurobs back then the right shift
00:14:19If you want Kath then Felta
00:14:37and the quickest of course but the cheapest also cheap is the cheapest it's really cheap
00:14:43so swasini ji music joke for you i hope like your music you find a flat
00:15:00that reminds me a flat is a no that actually reminds me that uh for the season two of
00:15:07latent uh we have decided to do something very nice very charitable uh can do we have the badges
00:15:12here salam bombay badges so jo b you can there's a link in the description as well as a qr
00:15:20code
00:15:20i'm darling in niche for like some time here so you can donate it will be going to a good
00:15:25cause
00:15:25to help slum kids reach their dreams and hopefully make the world a more equal place for them so salam
00:15:30bombay ke liye this episode all the super chat okay then uh so now suhasini genuinely you
00:15:39had a great voice hopefully you get a flat you get everything that you want and in five days let's
00:15:44see so it's time to score suhasini now take it so for your singing i give you a 10 but
00:15:52your writing
00:15:52i mean minus three okay so i gave you my score to you is seven alien the eight yes i
00:16:00think you
00:16:00have a beautiful voice and you must continue singing and you must continue emitting all that sunshine
00:16:06Oh how can one hate the Philippines and fuck, what an unfair world it is, abuse it but
00:16:13Will someone read it in the comments, okay okay, Sharwari ji, Sharwari ji, he also has eight Solanki
00:16:20eight uh six six six hmm two gana zara two ones are two
00:16:32uh so please don't ever lose that hope i have given you 7.5 please keep going 7.5 by
00:16:37Shankar
00:16:37karmadevan so that makes you average
00:16:52i am not average of course not of course not you are below average
00:16:55so uh that makes you average jokes apart that makes you average seven
00:17:07i am positive it's gonna be nice no but you're very very good yeah thank you so much for
00:17:15coming out suhasini ji can you have a louder round of applause for suhasini come on come on
00:17:23Suhasini ji, I don't want to give you avatar protein from our side because you have five days to
00:17:28find a flat you need some energy please take this actually yeh wala lo unless you want this
00:17:44thank you so much you are you are so sweet yes suhasini ji so make some notes for sukrut dio
00:17:50poetry
00:17:51shairi shairi and humor let's see oh time why is it shuru karo is
00:18:09this my age button coming
00:18:19so my boy i love you i love you too i love you too love my love
00:18:24Love, love, I was very much in love with her this night because she was so beautiful that there were moons on her lips.
00:18:33thi
00:18:38If I got along with him, the whole world would be foolish. What a thing, what a thing, what a thing.
00:19:25you deserve better
00:19:27It's time, it's time, it's time, why
00:19:29Wine is to be drunk
00:19:31Can't continue
00:19:32Your time is up, friend
00:19:34One second, what is the job of an individual?
00:19:37He called out, and after a while he woke up to tell me
00:19:39What is this method, who cares?
00:19:41Hey friend, to find out if you think I'm really drunk
00:19:54You both are such seasoned actors, rate you on the basis of the acting you are doing right now.
00:20:05who is doing it now
00:20:10Hey, he is giving answers in between.
00:20:12This acting incredible, it has completely gone
00:20:15Absolutely, and it started from there.
00:20:17You will be able to drink our real fart after seeing our score
00:20:22Thank you, where are you from?
00:20:23I mean from Maharaster, Amber Nath Ijar is near this tomorrow lane
00:20:28You have worked in some movies, some shot films, movies and Marathi serials.
00:20:33Rolled in a crunchy roll
00:20:34And I do Marathi theatre.
00:20:37So I've been doing theatre for eight years.
00:20:53did not come
00:21:03Or I am standing there unlucky, he should stay fitter
00:21:11He says I know your arrival.
00:21:14that what does the issue write and go on
00:21:16This one did not respect the fire
00:21:20Masa Aga Hai Bahi
00:21:23Wow remember
00:21:25Wow
00:21:28Well you wrote it
00:21:30I could not control my feelings for Samayan Bhuvan
00:21:33So Varvara is there, it is right
00:21:36because
00:21:37Whenever that person is in trouble
00:21:39who has entangled me
00:21:41Or the one that made me laugh
00:21:43So I feel really bad
00:21:45The same thing happened with Bhuvan Bhai in between.
00:21:47When their parents expired,
00:21:51So I did it to them
00:21:53Deemed on Instagram
00:21:54But reply this next thing but
00:21:57My job was to talk to them.
00:22:00what is the matter
00:22:03and whenever
00:22:04When the time of the arrow came, the first boon of the arrow was very bad to me.
00:22:08Really, that's why
00:22:10I win every day then
00:22:12Ekn Mer ko Paj me khushi bhi hua when your cumbag happened
00:22:16The news of Bhuvan Bhai came.
00:22:19And Dhindor came
00:22:21And when your special dress came, it struck two hearts.
00:22:27Wow!
00:22:29That night I drank till 2 o'clock
00:22:31You
00:22:33Where did my phone come from? It was this one below.
00:22:47I have a phone
00:22:49I'm going to upgrade to that as well
00:22:50So AI+.
00:22:52Aj Aj I from the Rhine Wit
00:22:54I want to make a call of
00:22:56You and a friend of mine.
00:22:58Yeah, why not?
00:22:59Thank you so much.
00:23:03Hello, Bhuvan brother.
00:23:06Can't see your face?
00:23:07What have these people become?
00:23:09Brother, I will be shooting Dindora 2.
00:23:20Will it work if it gets leaked?
00:23:23It's okay, it's okay, brother.
00:23:24Brother, I'm so happy you're back.
00:23:26I'm so happy that you're also coming up with season 2.
00:23:29Season 2 is for everyone this time, brother.
00:23:31Once the wine clapped on the drum like this.
00:23:34I love you so much, brother.
00:23:36What are you doing now?
00:23:37Brother, what am I, brother, I am Dindora, I am the lamp, brother, brother, brother, brother.
00:23:40Chaleda, stay faithful, see you soon, take care.
00:23:44So time to...
00:23:46Erre, so, so, so.
00:23:47Oh shit, shit, shit, shit, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry,
00:23:49I have forgotten, I have forgotten, you have forgotten,
00:23:52I forgot what, oh shit, shit, shit.
00:23:55Saaaa friend!
00:24:07102%
00:24:08Let's go.
00:24:11Love Yusho Maz Bhaiya take care of yourself, listen to this diya leten deten.
00:24:15There are countless jokes,
00:24:37I watch your old episodes and I am also showing the good clean comedy ones to my mom.
00:24:42I am really waiting for your episodes
00:24:46Please upload a new episode quickly, please upload something brother.
00:24:51I want to watch your fresh episode very soon, yes thank you, it came quickly and sometimes team: check it out
00:24:58Bhaiya
00:25:05Now a very big thing has come, a very big thing has come, it is opening your circle.
00:25:09What is this, this, this, two or three times before I came, I sent auditions for Layton on
00:25:18He was not selected in the first place.
00:25:21So should I perform what I wrote? Come in two minutes, brother.
00:25:29there it is
00:25:30It was Dej Do not
00:25:33When he had a dream, he went there and there was not a single penny left in the jam.
00:25:51Always stay connected to the color of the moon, this is not a small thing for the badvi
00:25:56I have lost everywhere, yet the setbacks are no less. I have lost everywhere, yet the setbacks are no less.
00:26:02not less
00:26:03If you snatch away the hope of art while alive, even that God has no value.
00:26:10Vod sang, I love you so much, Asukar Dev Bhai, Vod sang
00:26:13But all your characters are idiots, no, nothing like that, I have played the Bort character, one and some other character,
00:26:20I am also going through the same thing, next time you will meet me a little, you have become so popular now, friend, or
00:26:27100% you are going to be vile
00:26:43Yes. This too gets the simple nigdis, friend, friend, nahan
00:27:13I too will pay more attention to your work, very very but but but but but but but but
00:27:17Come
00:27:18and at time yous core sukrit dave
00:27:22Yes, he is half given and atan vartan mirevai
00:27:26Nick Jin is Jul
00:27:50So your average is good, you had given less jumps.
00:27:57I had given less of myself to jump
00:27:59A friend will remain poor again in no theatre
00:28:05No friend, it is very good, why did you give it away, are you so tensed?
00:28:09This is not the first time I did this, so
00:28:13So brother, if you don't mind, can we see the real Sukrut Deo?
00:28:17Yes
00:28:18I said no, I won't call you next time, thank you.
00:28:20Okay, if you say cut, then cut.
00:28:24Cut, that should happen in Sheene Ma no
00:28:28This cinema is also a way that
00:28:31cut
00:28:33Hi, this is Sukrut Deo
00:28:44Wow
00:28:45You were fantastic, bye
00:28:50Wow
00:28:51Hey what's wrong?
00:28:54Wow!
00:28:59You are crying Jasi Hey, you are crying, Jasi subscribe project?
00:29:05Why are you crying?
00:29:06He didn't get the egg.
00:29:11Ever wanted
00:29:14Fakid na majha pfaopmanas, ekna akat jo juch munske barpoor mota power summer perform karela fe na
00:29:19Majha Character Owl Kiya Majha Actik Owl
00:29:22Anusake yuddo kavtug mado kiya
00:29:25Hey brother friend
00:29:26Whatever you like, it is there now.
00:29:30jo jo one baan
00:29:35till left
00:29:36Brother
00:29:36Thoda Center Kem Hai Thekar Hoi Thoda
00:29:41You are applying some closeness to me.
00:29:46the dream the dream the heart
00:29:59Paranur ki s diva t samen aapshiya ko hai, is ach sabsta hai is do isle na aapshiya liye v
00:30:06Apshiya Midhar Gaya Base Luwant Khot Vin Hai On Aa Dhar Pla Pane Hai
00:30:14Jiost then Shukinav Kharken is left Jhalao
00:30:44Come with me. If you look with us, we can take photos now.
00:30:49So this is the messenger and there are two lines.
00:30:55And paan ne path paan and paan tha paan lele
00:30:59Hey, that's us, LekheshD
00:31:02There are accounts, there are also accounts, there are also accounts
00:31:12Bekh Samoiz Via Next Ad Gajenderpuri
00:31:42That even in animal love, everyone has aesthetic value.
00:31:46Everyone is going to keep dogs and cats, no one is going to keep buffaloes.
00:31:50While you look at the buffalo, it's a much better pet.
00:31:53Because what do you want in a pet? Personality
00:31:56Everyone's personality is completely based on the personality of the buffalo.
00:32:00What personality does the dog have, friend, give the dog some strength
00:32:04He stays lost in your eyes all day long
00:32:06Buffalo on the other hand, you can also blow the horn
00:32:12Only the bones move brother, the buffalo has a problem with its attitude.
00:32:23Load her mind, she will tell you
00:32:36What happens friend, Gajendrapuri Bhai and the cow are amazing friend.
00:32:43How are you guys? Hey, we'll start the canoe.
00:32:47This is what it means to pose like this
00:32:49So where are you from Rajasthan?
00:32:51Where in Rajasthan?
00:32:54hails from Rajasthan
00:32:56after what
00:32:56Two that Avrunar's Buddhu and Balog
00:33:04Sul AplabAeD
00:33:05how is he doing
00:33:16Why should she know that this is going to happen?
00:33:20This is how the lesson of Plogging is.
00:33:22A pidyates
00:33:24So I said Episor, I was a child so I would have used it
00:33:27I am going to keep my appuse
00:33:27When the grandmother walks, she squeaks in the PA
00:33:36And here it is written Versaillesman in Ag lagar the Agtin
00:33:39Thirteen now?
00:33:40Or, I worked in my brother's shop actually
00:33:42Bombay I came to the first time
00:33:44I didn't have a job
00:33:44but I wanted to like work in business
00:33:47Now thirteen you started working?
00:33:49Now you have a Marwari mind, right?
00:33:51clearly Sam Balega Vadu
00:33:55Vat bro, were you good?
00:33:57Yes, I am a month old during Diwali.
00:33:59worked in sales
00:34:00And I am very nice, Capre
00:34:02I will sell you one ticket of Solanki.
00:34:09Let's cross the protein of Pechha Avatar
00:34:11although you don't need to sell it
00:34:12it's amazing already
00:34:13It has even more flavors
00:34:14but let's say you had to sell it
00:34:15Who are you selling to?
00:34:17Are you selling to someone?
00:34:17Sell Servery
00:34:18Sharvari ji
00:34:19do you exercise
00:34:20Yes
00:34:21So you do it for protein.
00:34:26I cook food
00:34:27Contains protein rich food
00:34:30So a lot of food must be growing, right?
00:34:32Yes
00:34:32You get this for ten grams of protein in less.
00:34:35You take this item now, please.
00:34:38Why?
00:34:38Well, why?
00:34:39Because I'll give you free
00:34:41Why for free, then how will you benefit?
00:34:43No, my advantage is that
00:34:44See if this is what I'll talk about
00:34:46Then the brand will fall in love
00:34:48So I will be cut from the show.
00:34:56So what do you take it from?
00:34:58So that photo will also be created.
00:35:00And if I say that I am with some other brand and this ripe cut will happen
00:35:05Then the avatar will be cut off.
00:35:13I told the boy about Thepal
00:35:18So baaaag.
00:35:19So why Pravam Dhavatar then its new rath 7
00:35:21Ajivatar crease ravtog me nmap
00:35:25Fisa Loga 2
00:35:35अ Queens回cit
00:35:37I saw that Thubhil, this is the one who is going to beat me like this, I will take the cow away from you
00:35:57Gajnar bhai really lied you am give you a name
00:36:039.5
00:36:05by Alia ji
00:36:07Sharwari ji has given
00:36:0910 on 10
00:36:129
00:36:139 by Ashi Sulanki
00:36:159
00:36:169 by Dave Shappell
00:36:22So that makes your average
00:36:249.5
00:36:349
00:36:359
00:36:369
00:36:36Oh no
00:36:37Sharwari 10
00:36:38Why did you give it, friend?
00:36:39Well, this is a mistake on the part of the family.
00:36:40Ayar
00:36:42Please take protein
00:36:47returned to the page
00:36:51Sharvari Yaar
00:36:52You saw me wrong, lady
00:37:04All right, up next we have Donald Trump from USA
00:37:07Give it up for Donald Trump
00:37:23All right, all right
00:37:27Namaste India
00:37:28It's nice to meet you guys
00:37:30I know you're Samae Rhino
00:37:32Rhino Rhino Rhino
00:37:34Liabat
00:37:36Alcohol
00:37:37Whatever it's in
00:37:42Uh, Hashish Solanke
00:37:45Solanke, yeah
00:37:48He's not lanky at all, he's weak
00:37:50And, uh, Bulraj Gay
00:37:56Disgusting name, disgust
00:37:59We have CIA, he's CIA
00:38:04I'm here in India to, uh, give out, uh, my real reason to be here is to give out these,
00:38:09uh,
00:38:10Free H-1B Weezer, see you people
00:38:14So if I like your questions, I'm gonna give you a free H-1B Weezer
00:38:19And, uh, what else do you want from me?
00:38:24Oil
00:38:27You want oil?
00:38:29Come to the island, my friend, there's a lot of oil
00:38:44Is it time or what the hell turns up?
00:38:46I'm done
00:38:47All right, that's all Trump
00:38:52So, Donald Trump
00:38:55Uh, how did you...
00:39:03You already have a mic
00:39:05Gave it to me, I don't know what to say
00:39:08There's so much unemployment in this country, three people
00:39:13You're always taking from the minorities
00:39:17Well, who else to take it from?
00:39:21Can't take it from the rich guys, they're my friends, I don't know
00:39:30So, uh, Trump
00:39:32Why you, uh
00:39:34Why you are starting so many wars and fucking the stock market and killing people?
00:39:39Firstly, if you don't know English, it's all right
00:39:41Don't be so scared
00:39:52So scared, so scared, disgusting
00:39:56But, uh, I didn't start the wars.
00:39:58We were playing Counter-Strike with my friends
00:40:01And the other team was Iran
00:40:03I told them to bomb Iran
00:40:05They fucking bombed Iran, what do I do?
00:40:17I'm just glad, uh, you don't have that other guy
00:40:20What's his, that asshole, Ranbir Barbadia
00:40:26He creeps me out, we banned him from the island
00:40:29Not your Ranbir, he's a nice guy, classy
00:40:38That creepy Barbadia or whatever, its name is disgusting
00:40:42Disgusting
00:40:43Ahem
00:40:44Ahem
00:40:45Ahem
00:40:46Don't answer, what brings you to India?
00:40:48I tell you, I'm going to give out these two H1B visas for free
00:40:52Because I know a lot of you are upset
00:40:54A lot of you want to go to the US of A
00:40:56And I'm going to make that happen for you
00:41:01Um, um
00:41:06Somebody give her a script
00:41:08I'm the director
00:41:31Oh my god
00:41:33Uh, Thamay Bhai, uh, I'm done
00:41:36So good
00:41:38That's what she said
00:41:41She also said put in
00:41:48Oh my god
00:41:55Oof
00:41:58Dolan, uh, Donald
00:42:00No, it's alright, a lot of Indians call me Dolan, it's true
00:42:04I like it, I like it
00:42:07Sharwari, uh, please speak to Mr. Trump
00:42:09Hello
00:42:11Um, I didn't understand this
00:42:20Do you understand Hindi as well?
00:42:23Can you speak a little bit Hindi?
00:42:24Yeah, let's, actually let's converse in Hindi
00:42:26How about that?
00:42:28Alright, uh, a little, a few Hindi songs
00:42:30Songs, okay, can you sing a Hindi song for us?
00:42:33Alright, uh, this one goes out to my gay friend
00:42:35Bart Raj Gay
00:42:39I've heard a lot of these, uh, Barat
00:42:41Barat, not Barak, he's a fake guy
00:42:43Oh
00:42:45Barat, the Baratis
00:42:46Madrig, yeah
00:42:48Yeah, yeah
00:42:49They dance a lot in New York City
00:42:51And they have this favorite song
00:42:52I'm going to sing that for you
00:42:53Thank you
00:42:54No, not in any other way
00:42:55No, no, no, I don't want it
00:42:57Yeah, good
00:42:58He's a fake gentleman
00:42:59Fake gentleman
00:43:29The song is
00:43:30I don't like it when women get empowered
00:43:37Disgusting
00:43:39Disgusting
00:43:40Why are you selling the brand?
00:43:45Oh
00:43:49Donald Trump
00:43:51Who's your favorite, uh, world leader?
00:43:54Me
00:43:56Why does there have to be anybody?
00:43:58Is this me, talk about me?
00:44:00Like, I'm the best asshole you'll ever see
00:44:03Anywhere
00:44:08Can we have a stunt director in the house?
00:44:10So good
00:44:11My God
00:44:14My God
00:44:16He's too good
00:44:18He's too good
00:44:31You've written
00:44:32I'm a protein freak
00:44:33And love alternative sources of protein
00:44:36Like
00:44:37Bhujiya, chola, bhatura, egg cake
00:44:39Yeah
00:44:40Okay, so
00:44:41As Donald Trump
00:44:42Can you explain this to us?
00:44:44Protein is important for muscle growth
00:44:46Brother, Donald, Donald
00:44:47Help a brother out
00:44:49Oh, so
00:44:50You can have this protein waffle
00:44:52It looks delicious
00:44:54I can't wait to get my hands on it
00:44:55And whatever it's called
00:44:57It's, uh, looks tasty
00:44:59It's called Avatar
00:45:00Avatar?
00:45:01Avatar, like the blue guys, yes
00:45:04Where, uh, Avatar?
00:45:05Why don't you try it?
00:45:06Should we, should we make you try this?
00:45:08I don't know if you like it
00:45:09Because it has no oil
00:45:14As long as you're putting it in my mouth
00:45:23Now we know who the real gay is
00:45:31Is the camera's on?
00:45:32Yeah
00:45:33It's tasty
00:45:35It's amazing, yeah
00:45:38My only mission from here on is to make America straight again
00:45:41And make, uh
00:45:46Oh, so funny
00:45:47It's not the US visa
00:45:48All right, I like this guy here
00:45:53I'm still gonna give you a visa
00:45:54Okay, two of you
00:45:55Yeah, please
00:45:56Yeah
00:45:57Sameh Rhino
00:45:59This one's for you
00:46:00Thank you
00:46:01It's his H-1B visa
00:46:02Hydroboot to Bengaluru
00:46:06One-way visa
00:46:09For push-puck travel
00:46:10Non-AC bus
00:46:13Oh my god
00:46:15You're welcome
00:46:17How long, uh, Trump
00:46:19Until this war continues?
00:46:20I thought you stopped
00:46:21How long?
00:46:22Um
00:46:26Hold on
00:46:28I don't know, man
00:46:30I have no idea
00:46:31I just tell them
00:46:32Like I said
00:46:33We were playing Counter-Strike
00:46:34And then they
00:46:35Sorry, sorry
00:46:36We've got another question
00:46:37I'm just curious
00:46:38And this has nothing to do with politics, of course
00:46:40All right
00:46:41Are you bald?
00:46:43How dare you say that?
00:46:45This is my real hair
00:46:47I'm gonna show it to you
00:46:48take it out
00:46:50It's my real hair, man
00:46:59Wow
00:47:00Do I get it back here?
00:47:01It's all real
00:47:02Thank you
00:47:02Thank you
00:47:03Beautiful
00:47:04So beautiful
00:47:04Suddenly we have Vin Diesel
00:47:06under this gap
00:47:10Sorry, Jason's Tatum
00:47:11Thank you
00:47:12Vin Ethanol
00:47:16Thank you for cracking a joke
00:47:21Everybody gotta justify their salary, man
00:47:24All right
00:47:30It's too good
00:47:31It's too good
00:47:32I'm gonna need somebody
00:47:33To have to put this back on
00:47:34GIA
00:47:47He's a gentleman
00:47:48Oh my God
00:47:49Yeah, he's good
00:47:50Smells good
00:47:53Why are you touching me?
00:47:56Alia, why are you not speaking to him?
00:47:59I'm just stumped again
00:48:01By how in character he is
00:48:02So I'm just enjoying it
00:48:03Yeah, she's a little thing or two
00:48:05About saying in character
00:48:09Not you, Alec
00:48:10You're a good actress
00:48:18I didn't even say anything
00:48:20He's got Jala to Malad
00:48:22I didn't even say anything
00:48:24Zorga Talia for Donald Trump
00:48:26what a fucking guy
00:48:27what a guy
00:48:28I have no words for this guy
00:48:31It's time to score
00:48:33Donald Trump
00:48:34Barraj
00:48:35Brother, it's a 10 on 10 for me
00:48:38Let's go
00:48:39You're too good
00:48:40100%
00:48:4110 on 10
00:48:41Thank you
00:48:43Shabari
00:48:44Mine's 9.5
00:48:45What?
00:48:47Okay
00:48:4710 from Alia
00:48:49Whoa
00:48:49And I wanna explain myself
00:48:51Cause I was actually feeling like
00:48:53Intimidated
00:48:53And like I was
00:48:54Face palming
00:48:56And getting really awkward
00:48:57And stressed
00:48:58So
00:48:58Like that's a fabulous
00:48:59If you're having the women around me
00:49:01It's alright
00:49:03No, that means
00:49:04Like you did a fabulous job
00:49:05Thank you
00:49:06Congratulations
00:49:06Thank you
00:49:08And of course
00:49:09I also give you
00:49:10A 10 on a 10
00:49:11Miribai
00:49:12And that makes you average
00:49:1410
00:49:16Alright
00:49:18Tell you all
00:49:19Okay, so
00:49:20I've given myself a score
00:49:22Which is the highest number
00:49:23I can count to
00:49:25Which is 10
00:49:26Whoa
00:49:32Yeah
00:49:40It's amazing
00:49:47Thank you
00:49:51What is this?
00:49:56Whatever you
00:49:57Go for it
00:49:58What is this?
00:49:59Is it a gift for him?
00:50:00Yeah, you give it
00:50:00No, you give it
00:50:01Please, please give it
00:50:02Please give it
00:50:02Feeling shy
00:50:03I don't know
00:50:04If he's creeped out
00:50:05That's alright
00:50:06I like it
00:50:07No, this is a
00:50:08This is a t-shirt
00:50:09I mean
00:50:10I can see that
00:50:11Thank you
00:50:13Maybe that's why
00:50:14I'm feeling shy
00:50:15Just, I mean
00:50:15Just whatever
00:50:16Wear it if you want
00:50:17don't wear it
00:50:17But it's for my
00:50:18Coming movie
00:50:18Alright
00:50:19That's nice
00:50:20Born
00:50:22Yes
00:50:25It says
00:50:26Born
00:50:27Alpha
00:50:28Born Alpha
00:50:29But what if you have a beta?
00:50:31Yes
00:50:34So nice
00:50:35So funny
00:50:35Oh my god
00:50:36So funny
00:50:36Make some noise
00:50:37For Donald Trump
00:50:38Make some fucking noise
00:50:41what a guy
00:50:42Make some noise
00:50:43For Alia Bhatt
00:50:44Sharwari
00:50:45Barra Janashi
00:50:46Solanki
00:50:47That was India's
00:50:48Go out later
00:50:55So before you go
00:50:56We have a gift for you
00:50:57You know
00:50:58You can take
00:50:59Any of these phones
00:51:00They are all
00:51:00AI plus phones
00:51:02Are they made in China?
00:51:05Thank you
00:51:06In fact
00:51:06They are actually
00:51:07Made in India
00:51:08Alright
00:51:08I'm gonna put
00:51:09Some tariffs on them
00:51:10There
00:51:12Wow
00:51:13Wow
00:51:42I can answer
00:51:44I can't
00:51:45I can't
00:51:46I can't
00:51:48I can't
00:51:49I can't
00:51:51I can't
00:51:51I can't
00:51:53I can't
00:51:54I can't
00:51:54I can't
00:51:55I can't
00:51:55Think about
00:51:55Something good
00:51:55Positive
00:51:56anything
00:51:57No
00:51:58No
00:51:59Samik Shah
00:52:00Is there
00:52:01Any
00:52:01Thailand
00:52:02No
00:52:02No
00:52:05No
00:52:05No
00:52:05No
00:52:06So
00:52:06why are you
00:52:07why are you
00:52:08I
00:52:09why are you
00:52:10I
00:52:11why are you
00:52:13What would you like to say to Sam, since you met him?
00:52:17No touch.
00:52:18Brother, this keeps going on and on, it's anger bait brother.
00:52:20Yes, let's go, it is happening.
00:52:23My nugget blond question is growing.
00:52:26Take claim in V Pike.
00:52:34This nonne said the thing,
00:52:35what do you think is the biggest issue faced by youth today?
00:52:38Emotionally everyone likes it but please post the best live for everyone on Instagram.
00:52:42Do you believe this?
00:52:43Yes
00:52:57Do you have Instagram?
00:53:01Do you have Instagram?
00:53:02Let me ask you, did you see me?
00:53:05hairdresser
00:53:05Is
00:53:09will you look at me yes
00:53:11New
00:53:12Ou Sheie
00:53:13Do you find Samay Rahna and Aashi this cute?
00:53:16New
00:53:18Ye Tum Jeet Kaye
00:53:23You post your posts on Instagram.
00:53:25Instramas
00:53:26Yes, you post photos
00:53:28Yes
00:53:28put it in burst it, burst it no no, this is not, no, no no, no, bowling
00:53:36roam
00:53:39No one can do that
00:53:41What was your last campaign?
00:53:44Vih Doon裡面 No, no
00:53:46hee hee
00:53:52saham idhi
00:53:53Om pazhe sabastane, to
00:53:54in a thissa
00:53:59Nae he looks very froggy he looks very froggy
00:54:025 Interesting Fun Things to Do in the Last Minute
00:54:06Number one, Sharuk had peed in Kan's hands.
00:54:10Yes, Ald Var Yug, it's good that you asked for it.
00:54:14So Dad, my father sahib used to work in Flimy Dashee earlier.
00:54:18I was made to dance with a turban in my hand and then when Sharukh sir took me in his hand
00:54:22I will get it done three or four times.
00:54:25Have you become nervous?
00:54:26Yes, Shahrukh sir, where did you not explain it yet and you did it.
00:54:29Next time I'm interested in the way his vanity is wasted and his blood is not there
00:54:40What do girls like most in a boy?
00:54:47Who called?
00:54:48after the car without any
00:54:56Sharvari ji
00:54:57what are three things you wanna do before you die?
00:55:00one is to have a hit
00:55:02one is to have a hit
00:55:04one is going to hit you
00:55:08and second is to never get hit on by you
00:55:16Let the tarik be given to taste.
00:55:18Bai Bhai Chavariki first war reel
00:55:27Y
00:55:28Agatu car lekhsh kudna, jo baskat achesht liye achhiye achhiye achhi kuch baguаков
00:55:38no no please tell me
00:55:39no I don't know I have to know
00:55:41as a person who achieved so many things
00:55:44what do you look
00:55:46forward to in life
00:55:48genuine
00:55:49end of this show
00:55:53you should do that
00:55:54you should do that
00:56:06me
00:56:06I
00:56:07I
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00:56:18And Balu said, I said that later, I mean, there were big laughs on this Jabal.
00:56:24And such a hot and cold hell, Balu did not agree, he did everything in love that you do.
00:56:29When they pass through the street, sometimes they shout and sometimes they step on their feet.
00:56:32We talk about ready-made things and then we talk about our Shadu, the bastard Banlu did the carrot's hand but went flying in the air.
00:56:38If I had not been with you, I would not have cried. Earlier, this was a ball when I made aarti on the vine, taking big leaves.
00:56:43If you keep it, I wish you would meet me in the palace.
00:57:02There, Shigret Meeta Sir is a sister-in-law, she also wanted to tell him that this garden was for her family.
00:57:08Khenge Bai Aam Sharma, tell me your story, good genuine question, why did you like the song and bugwas, I am not right in this.
00:57:18Didn't you come
00:57:53Well your
00:57:56The profie is very good.
00:57:58Thank you, I am.
00:57:59It is very cool.
00:58:00Number one.
00:58:01thank you me
00:58:02Let's divide.
00:58:05Now we will enjoy the Gancha in the same palace.
00:58:17Let's all dance together once.
00:58:20Ohun Ohun.
00:58:23Please
00:58:24kill anasam
00:58:28play some song
00:58:46play some song
00:58:50that the one who opens the doors of the country, my choice is Apari Preger, that it is not going,
00:58:56So give me a moment, my friend,
00:59:00That two addicts break one by one,
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