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Waterboy Second Down
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00:00:14you're supposed to be helping me pack for college remember you were serious about that yes i thought
00:00:21that was just an excuse to get your hot quarterback boyfriend over for a booty call
00:00:28hmm pack first booty call later no
00:00:35karma
00:00:39we're taking the stuff with you the waterboy uniform no thank you but i would like your football jersey
00:00:48well pretty soon you're gonna have one of these from the nfl with my name on it
00:00:53i know but this one is always going to be special to me
00:01:03dad son check msc you need to look at the nfl draft now
00:01:12oh my god
00:01:14oh my dreams just keep coming true huh we signed a contract this afternoon and you are on a plane
00:01:23to
00:01:23california in the morning congratulations
00:01:26okay oh my god oh come to california with me uh i'm going to college in boston tomorrow i
00:01:37um hey we knew long distance could be a possibility we can you make it work yeah
00:01:45my biggest dream has always been the nfl but
00:01:49caden's my first love the one who made it safe for me to be gay can i take this next
00:01:53step without him
00:01:55you did it you did it you did it you did it
00:02:24i need you here for this
00:02:24oh geez come on son
00:02:39i'm turning down the nfl
00:02:45son playing football for the nfl has been your dream since you could walk
00:02:49why would you give that up come on dad the cobras are all the way in california
00:02:54it's across the country from ivy
00:02:57don't try to change my mind
00:02:59no i know what i'm doing you cannot give up your dream for some some boy mom
00:03:05caden isn't just some boy okay sorry we gotta only think about this really come on
00:03:11there's long distance right we can fly him out it's fine you are so stupid right now oh my god
00:03:17enough
00:03:18okay no one's gonna change my mind caden is more important to me
00:03:22son son donovan can't really be ready to give up his nfl dreams for me
00:03:27first you turn my son gay and now you're ruining his life i didn't turn him you are the worst
00:03:33mistake
00:03:33he has made in his life break up with him i would never do that i love him oh you
00:03:38love him
00:03:40he is giving up his future for you tell me caden would you actually give up ivy for him
00:03:46i will talk to donovan i will make him understand that we can still be together even if he goes
00:03:51no
00:03:52didn't you see what happened in minnesota if he is ever caught with you his career is over
00:03:58this is what happens to gay professional football players
00:04:03caden if you truly love him break up with him and make it hurt so bad that he runs to
00:04:10california
00:04:10and he never looks back that he never pursues a relationship with someone like you
00:04:16otherwise he will wake up one day and he will realize he wasted his life on you
00:04:23and he will hate you for it
00:04:26he looked to me so innocent i never was the one to judge
00:04:37you say that i'm indifferent i haven't thought about it much
00:04:43i can't let him give up his dreams for me if it's meant to be we'll find our way back
00:04:48to each other
00:04:52okay okay kaden i've loved you since you dyed my uniform level colors
00:04:59will you marry me kaden marry me i know you want to
00:05:09why am i nervous no matter what i say kaden will say yes
00:05:39what do you mean we talked about we're just a high school experiment
00:05:44it's over now it's time to move on i don't believe you kaden come on if something's wrong
00:05:52talk to me about it we can't break up and he will realize he wasted his life on you and
00:06:00he will
00:06:00hate you for it i found someone better we gotta hit the road soon babe i don't believe this
00:06:10believe what you want it's okay if you don't want to be together fine but
00:06:26you're my best friend i can't lose that
00:06:43i'm sorry donovan you won't go and join the nfl if i don't cut you off
00:06:50staying friends with a high school hookup is pathetic
00:06:55say that again i dare you
00:07:02i don't want to be your boyfriend or your friend
00:07:22okay i think he bought it honestly didn't think i could pull it off how do you think i did
00:07:28hey hey kaden you don't have to do this i do i do have to do this i can't be
00:07:37the reason that he
00:07:37gives up his nfl dreams that's not up to you that's up to him he'll understand eventually you'll see
00:08:10please
00:08:12bad
00:08:13Uh, until I change my mind, I'm gonna sign with the NFL.
00:08:27You think I'm disposable?
00:08:29Just wait, Caden.
00:08:31I'll be so big, you won't be able to escape me.
00:08:42Goddammit, we need bigger athletes.
00:08:44How are we gonna stand out here in Boston?
00:08:46All ideas welcome.
00:08:47A signing bonus, like a big one, or a free car, like a Hummer.
00:08:51Throw parties with influencers, could make us look really cool.
00:08:54We could turn overlooked talent into household names.
00:08:57Did I tell you to sit, clean this shit up, then go pick up my dry cleaning and deliver
00:09:01to my house?
00:09:02I have ideas to pitch.
00:09:04What does a fudge packer like you know about sports?
00:09:06You are the diversity hire, okay?
00:09:09I didn't want you here.
00:09:10If you don't like it, you can leave.
00:09:12If you fire me, I won't need the credits to graduate college.
00:09:14Then you should stop complaining about being the office's bitch.
00:09:18Don't you guys love that?
00:09:22Yeah, I gotta take this.
00:09:23Here, watch this press conference.
00:09:25We'll discuss after.
00:09:27Hey, don't forget to clean up.
00:09:28This has no sugar in it.
00:09:30And you're ruining my fucking day, okay?
00:09:34Mr. Miller, you've led the California Cobras to three championship wins and won MVP every
00:09:39single year since you joined the NFL.
00:09:41What motivates you?
00:09:43Easy.
00:09:44My first love from high school.
00:09:50Donovan and I haven't spoken in three years.
00:09:52Not since our breakup.
00:09:55But going back in the closet made him the biggest, most loved quarterback in the world.
00:10:00How romantic.
00:10:01The love of your high school girlfriend inspires you?
00:10:05That love inspired me.
00:10:07Once.
00:10:08Until I got dumped for another guy.
00:10:11Then hate became the bigger motivator.
00:10:14There's a rumor you got a career-ending injury in last year's championships.
00:10:17Is that why you're leaving the Cobras?
00:10:20I tore my ACL in the championship, that's true.
00:10:22But I will be back by the end of the season.
00:10:25Does that mean you've already been scouted by a new team?
00:10:28Come on.
00:10:30I guess I'll just have to wait and see.
00:10:34I mean, what type of person dumps the Donovan Miller?
00:10:37Some dumb bitch from that small town he crawled out of.
00:10:40She's such a nobody, the press can't even find her in that tiny hick town of ten people.
00:10:44Is it Maple whatever?
00:10:46Maple Hills.
00:10:48There are 800 students.
00:10:51You know the enrollment?
00:10:54You went there?
00:10:55Oh my god.
00:10:58You're the girlfriend he's been hiding?
00:11:05Do you see his face?
00:11:08I bet that's one of his fantasies, getting bug banged by the star QB.
00:11:13Did Donovan even know you existed?
00:11:16Yes.
00:11:17We crossed paths.
00:11:30I've never kissed a guy before.
00:11:33Am I doing it right?
00:11:37Donovan did know me.
00:11:38Oh yeah, maybe in your dreams, bud.
00:11:40Fruitcake definitely had a big gay crush on Donovan Miller.
00:11:43Not only did he know who I am, I helped him win the state championship senior year.
00:11:47Oh my god.
00:11:48This Twinkie Pie actually believes his fantasies are real.
00:11:53Try cleaning now.
00:11:55We told him.
00:11:57We have a huge potential client in tomorrow.
00:12:00Everybody dress for success.
00:12:02I need you on your A game.
00:12:03We need to sign this guy.
00:12:05Who is it?
00:12:08Donovan Miller.
00:12:09Oh.
00:12:10Oh, looks like Caitlyn's fantasy is about to come to life.
00:12:14Huh?
00:12:15Ha!
00:12:15Ha!
00:12:16Ha!
00:12:17Ha!
00:12:17Ha!
00:12:22Sorry for teasing you.
00:12:23Me just like to rip the newbies.
00:12:25Ha!
00:12:25Ha!
00:12:28Ha!
00:12:29Ha!
00:12:30Ha!
00:12:30Ha!
00:12:31Ha!
00:12:31Ooh, heads up, tomorrow's theme day.
00:12:33If you show up in something tied to Donovan Miller,
00:12:35Dick will love it.
00:12:37I have Donovan's old jersey.
00:12:39Will this make Dick take me seriously?
00:12:54Hey, what you doing?
00:12:57Staring at your hot, sexy quarterback ex-boyfriend again?
00:13:00I was looking something up for my internship.
00:13:04Right, and I'm wearing all black.
00:13:07You should quit.
00:13:09They treat you like shit.
00:13:10I can't.
00:13:12They are literally the only place that would take me with my grades,
00:13:14and I need an intern credit to graduate.
00:13:19Donovan has no idea, does he?
00:13:21That you were so wrecked after the breakup
00:13:23that you nearly flunked out of college.
00:13:26I don't know, man.
00:13:29I think you should tell him.
00:13:31He doesn't want to hear from me.
00:13:33Besides, I'll never see him again, so it doesn't matter.
00:13:38Good morning, boss.
00:13:39Please open your books to page 42.
00:13:59Welcome to Boston, Mr. Miller.
00:14:01Thank you, Mr. Miller.
00:14:12What is going on at the...
00:14:17Why is the room like this?
00:14:19Because Donovan is here.
00:14:22You're lying.
00:14:26But I haven't seen him since...
00:14:28It's been three years.
00:14:30Okay, well, get ready because Aaron's about to bring him in.
00:14:35Here he is.
00:14:37The Donovan who actually knows you exist.
00:14:40Now you can act out all your perverted little homo fantasies.
00:14:44Come on, Caden, kiss him.
00:14:46Kiss your big quarterback crush.
00:14:48If you want to kiss the cards, you can have the real thing.
00:14:58It's been years since I broke up with Donovan, so he joined the NFL.
00:15:02And I'm still not over him.
00:15:07What the hell is going on in here?
00:15:09Sir, it looks like Caden knew that Donovan was coming today and he wanted to show him
00:15:13that he's his biggest fan.
00:15:14Mm-hmm.
00:15:15You are my biggest fan?
00:15:25I've watched all your games and I've...
00:15:28I've tracked all your current moves.
00:15:31Do you know I'm your biggest fan?
00:15:33It must be nice.
00:15:35I wish I could turn on the TV and see the person I miss.
00:15:39I don't know.
00:15:42Why are you wearing this?
00:15:44I told everybody to dress sharp today.
00:15:46I'm wearing Donovan's old jersey from high school because Camille told me it was a theme
00:15:49date.
00:15:51Sir, Caden kept bragging about how him and Donovan went to school together and were best friends.
00:15:55That is not what I said.
00:15:56And sir, we're really worried that Caden might be a dangerous stalker.
00:16:02You better have an explanation for all of this or you are fired!
00:16:08Donovan and I do know each other.
00:16:10Please, Don, tell them.
00:16:15Who are you?
00:16:25Still a bully.
00:16:27You haven't changed at all, have you?
00:16:37Camille.
00:16:43You're not fucking money.
00:16:44Now clean all this shit up or you can kiss my contract.
00:16:47Goodbye.
00:17:07You kept my jersey.
00:17:09At the back, I don't want it.
00:17:12I don't want my fucking high school football jersey back.
00:17:21You weren't wearing glasses.
00:17:24It's been three years.
00:17:26I upgraded to contacts.
00:17:29I liked you better before.
00:17:31What do you want?
00:17:33I want you to be honest for once.
00:17:35About why you dumped me back then.
00:17:37Me?
00:17:38After you pretended to not know me up there?
00:17:44Aren't you curious about why I'm here?
00:17:47You got traded to the Bobcats.
00:17:50Okay.
00:17:51I had five offers.
00:17:54Why do you think I chose Boston?
00:17:56You're a strong scoring record.
00:17:58Don't be stupid, Caden.
00:18:01I came here for you.
00:18:10Come on, you don't actually think I came here to get you back, did you?
00:18:15What makes you think I would even want you back?
00:18:18Oh, you haven't changed since high school.
00:18:20Pretending you don't want me when you clearly do.
00:18:26I did see you dreaming about me in class.
00:18:30You were yelling with me?
00:18:32I did dream about you, but it's called a nightmare.
00:18:35And explain your boner, Caden.
00:18:46Of course I want you.
00:18:49You're gorgeous.
00:18:51You're talented.
00:18:54Well, in doubt.
00:18:56I knew it.
00:18:58But just because I want to sleep with you doesn't mean I want you back.
00:19:03Liar.
00:19:08You said you came here for me.
00:19:10Why?
00:19:16Let's make your life a living hell.
00:19:19This isn't high school.
00:19:21You know I fight back.
00:19:23Won't count on it.
00:19:36Mr. Miller.
00:19:37We saved you a seat.
00:19:38It's far away from your gay stalker in case he can't control himself.
00:19:43You're the one with the cardboard cutout of Donovan.
00:19:45Russell, let's keep it professional in the office, huh?
00:19:48Me?
00:19:49He just called me a gay stalker.
00:19:51Get the shoe who fits.
00:19:53Sorry about him, Mr. Miller.
00:19:54Please, grab a seat.
00:20:09All right, team.
00:20:10Let's show Mr. Miller why he should sign with us.
00:20:13Mr. Miller, any notes before they pitch?
00:20:16Well, I'm new to the Boston Bobcats.
00:20:18I'm rehabbing my ACL, but I fully intend to be back by the end of the season.
00:20:22And until then, I mean, I don't want my fans to forget about me.
00:20:26You heard the man.
00:20:27Let's go.
00:20:29What's always trending online?
00:20:32Cats.
00:20:32We post them in one of your jerseys, and it's going to go viral.
00:20:37A magazine spread.
00:20:39You, surrounded by big titty models.
00:20:42Ha ha, yeah.
00:20:43Bonus.
00:20:44You can bang him after her.
00:20:46Good luck hooking Donovan with the problem of some tits.
00:20:49Look, if these are the ideas you guys have, and I'm not sure this is a match, so I'm going
00:20:54to head out.
00:20:54No, no, no.
00:20:55Please.
00:20:55We're just getting started.
00:20:57Fine.
00:20:58We'll give you one more chance.
00:21:01Caden, since you know me so well,
00:21:04why don't we hear your ideas?
00:21:15Uh, I was told not to prepare a pitch.
00:21:17Right, Dick?
00:21:18Caden's just here as a favor to his school.
00:21:21Um, and to fulfill our diversity hire.
00:21:24These other interns, they're way more qualified.
00:21:26This is my chance to prove myself to Dick.
00:21:29And Joe Donovan, my life didn't fall apart without him.
00:21:36I was thinking that anything that you do in public, it needs to fit his brand.
00:21:42So, cats don't make sense.
00:21:44And, you know, given your secretive dating history,
00:21:48a horny magazine spread doesn't either.
00:21:50Genius.
00:21:51So, uh, yeah.
00:21:53Okay, so what would you suggest?
00:21:55Uh, a brand deal.
00:21:59Watches, football gear, anything you would authentically use and sell,
00:22:02and, um, a visit to a school to show Boston that you're ready to join the community.
00:22:13Wow.
00:22:14Those ideas are actually pretty, um, awful.
00:22:19A school visit?
00:22:21What are we, running a daycare?
00:22:23I don't care.
00:22:23I'm sorry you had to hear that, Mr. Miller.
00:22:25Please, forgive him.
00:22:27Your grand idea would be getting Donovan a PR girlfriend.
00:22:30Oh my god.
00:22:32Oh my god.
00:22:33I have an idea.
00:22:34Why don't we get Mr. Miller a PR girlfriend to someone super famous?
00:22:38Yeah.
00:22:39Yes.
00:22:40That's perfect, Camille.
00:22:41I want you to take the lead.
00:22:42No.
00:22:43I want Caden.
00:22:49No, no, no.
00:22:50Well, Camille.
00:22:52Camille, she would be better.
00:22:53So much better.
00:22:55Cute, but I want Caden.
00:22:57Is that a problem?
00:22:59Of course not.
00:23:02I'll get the paperwork started.
00:23:04Meet me in my office.
00:23:05Russell, you come too.
00:23:08Excellent.
00:23:10Looks like you're mine.
00:23:11Again.
00:23:20I don't know what you are planning, Donovan, but I need this job, okay?
00:23:25And I just gave you job security, dude.
00:23:27Have you learned nothing about me from high school?
00:23:31Oh, I learned everything about you.
00:23:35The way you feel.
00:23:39The taste.
00:23:40If this is some freaky homo thing.
00:23:46Caden was just telling me his brilliant ideas and I got a little excited.
00:23:50Hey, great news.
00:23:51I got a date set up with Alicia, rising pop star.
00:23:57Okay, I'll agree to your date, as long as you make a Caden, my assistant.
00:24:02Oh, I think that's a terrible idea.
00:24:05Caden doesn't know the difference between a jockstrap and a G-string.
00:24:08Gays don't know sports.
00:24:10Okay, but dick?
00:24:14I'm gay.
00:24:22All the more reason for you to sign this contract and go on that date.
00:24:26Look, my agency can keep your secret.
00:24:29Okay, and what if I don't want to keep it a fucking secret anymore, dick?
00:24:32You know any other gay NFL players?
00:24:35The offers dry up pretty fast for your kind once the word gets out.
00:24:43Fine.
00:24:43I'll sign.
00:24:46If you make Caden my assistant.
00:24:50No, no, no, dick.
00:24:51Call him, dick.
00:24:52Oh, Caden's all yours, Mr. Miller.
00:24:54You do with him whatever you see.
00:24:56I think I liked you, dick.
00:24:58I like you beckon me.
00:24:59Hell yeah, let's get my John Hancock on this motherfucker.
00:25:02Do you know what I'm saying?
00:25:02Dude, yes.
00:25:12Where the hell is Caden?
00:25:19Smile, Donovan.
00:25:21A PR relationship works better when you at least pretend to be interested in me.
00:25:26I need a drink.
00:25:33Caden, what are you doing here?
00:25:35I am babysitting a client for work.
00:25:38You?
00:25:39I'm waiting for my boyfriend.
00:25:43Hey, don't take this the wrong way, but you don't look so good.
00:25:48The client that I am babysitting, it's Donovan.
00:25:53He signed with my agency, now he's determined to torture me.
00:25:57He has no idea we've given up for him.
00:26:01Donovan has to know.
00:26:02Donovan has to know what?
00:26:06That you can't just push people around because you're famous for playing some stupid game.
00:26:10So you two are still together, huh?
00:26:12Let him go.
00:26:16You two should join us.
00:26:19No, you're on a date.
00:26:20Well, you have to do everything I say.
00:26:23So you're joining us.
00:26:26That's an order.
00:26:36I will have the ribeye medium rare, and he will have the mushroom ravioli.
00:26:41I will order for myself.
00:26:45Okay.
00:26:46Tell the nice waitress what you'd like.
00:26:49I'll have the, um...
00:26:54I'll have the mushroom ravioli.
00:26:58Wow, Donovan.
00:27:00You sure know a lot about your assistant.
00:27:03No, he doesn't.
00:27:05We knew each other in high school.
00:27:08Intimately.
00:27:13So what was Donnie like in high school?
00:27:16Was he a player?
00:27:18Would I have been his type?
00:27:24Donovan...
00:27:25Go on, Caden.
00:27:27Tell him my type.
00:27:33Donovan was, um, into nerds.
00:27:36My ex was student body president.
00:27:39I would not have pictured you with a nerd.
00:27:41What was she like?
00:27:47I don't know.
00:27:48I don't know.
00:27:48I don't know.
00:27:49I can...
00:27:50You know what?
00:27:50I can't answer that.
00:27:51My ex was strong.
00:27:54Confident in who they were, and...
00:27:57Being around them made me feel safe to be myself for the first time in my life.
00:28:01Maybe I should tell Donovan the real reason I broke up with him.
00:28:05And then they dumped me.
00:28:07Yeah, they told me I was a pathetic high school experiment and left.
00:28:11Well, the person I loved most played my ass.
00:28:15Nobody played you.
00:28:17Oh?
00:28:18Well, if that's the case, maybe I should just call my ex up and see how my ex feels about
00:28:24me now.
00:28:26Although the hard on your sporting gives me a pretty good idea.
00:28:30Ah!
00:28:30Really?
00:28:31Oh, you're poor.
00:28:32No, no, no, no, no.
00:28:34Um, no.
00:28:37Are you okay?
00:28:39Yeah, I, um, just feel with myself.
00:28:42I will just go to the bathroom and I will clean that right up.
00:28:51Having fun, Donovan?
00:29:03Get out, Donovan.
00:29:04Why?
00:29:05Might I embarrass you in front of your boyfriend?
00:29:07Just grow up!
00:29:09How long do you think your boyfriend would hang around if you got his case on?
00:29:12God!
00:29:13Donovan wouldn't care because he's not my boyfriend!
00:29:17Okay, if that's true, why the fuck did you break up with me three years ago?
00:29:24It's complicated.
00:29:26Bullshit, Caden!
00:29:27It's been years!
00:29:31I observed the truth.
00:29:37I can't tell him everything about our breakup.
00:29:40But I can give him a piece.
00:29:42An olive branch.
00:29:45You were gonna give up the NFL.
00:29:47For me, I...
00:29:50The Donovan that I love would never abandon his dream.
00:29:54You're holding back.
00:29:56Why won't you just tell me everything?
00:29:59Because it's too late.
00:30:06Okay.
00:30:10What is it gonna take for you to leave me alone?
00:30:13I'll do whatever you want.
00:30:17I'll back off.
00:30:19If you beg.
00:30:22On your knees.
00:30:31You're hooking up with your assistant?
00:30:32No, no, no, no.
00:30:33I...
00:30:34It, um...
00:30:35It's not what it looks like.
00:30:36There was something...
00:30:36I cannot believe the country's hottest football player is gay.
00:30:41Sweetheart, come on.
00:30:42You signed an NDA.
00:30:44You can't tell.
00:30:46This is not my first time as a beard.
00:30:49I'll keep your secret, but don't get caught.
00:30:52I will not let you make me look stupid.
00:30:55Oh.
00:30:56I won't embarrass you.
00:30:58I promise.
00:30:59Be more careful.
00:31:01You may be the country's hottest football player right now,
00:31:04but that can, and will go away in an instant.
00:31:07Got it?
00:31:10Good kids.
00:31:11Not a time.
00:31:15See, I used to have a snaggletooth.
00:31:17Yeah, it's not that bad.
00:31:18Thanks.
00:31:18Mr. Miller, is there anything I can get to?
00:31:20Man, I was looking at some of your old plays and...
00:31:22What is this?
00:31:24Dragling these.
00:31:32Is there a problem?
00:31:38You kept this?
00:31:40Of course.
00:31:41Come on, I mean...
00:31:43So many good memories.
00:31:53I stood up with a homophobic football team,
00:31:56and now I'm the waterboy to the hot poor back from hell.
00:32:00This is bullying.
00:32:02Well, looks like I guessed your size, right?
00:32:06Fine.
00:32:07I'll do your damn dry cleaning.
00:32:09Is there anything else?
00:32:11Well, that's it.
00:32:12Get to work, waterboy.
00:32:15I'm not your waterboy.
00:32:16I'm your assistant.
00:32:19Well, assistant or waterboy.
00:32:20Either way, you're his bitch.
00:32:22Looks like you're a bottom in the bedroom and in life.
00:32:25Ooh.
00:32:27Hey, you go get me some coffee.
00:32:29You can clean out my jockstraps,
00:32:31and you get on the floor and shine my fucking shoes.
00:32:57You can clean your crown like that.
00:33:02Stand up, drive, be a camp, be a camp like that.
00:33:06Stand up, drive, be a camp, be a camp like that.
00:33:08What now?
00:33:10Fan mail.
00:33:12These are just the ones that want to hook up with me.
00:33:15Let's work through it and pull out the hot ones.
00:33:22So, uh, should I pull out just the guys for you,
00:33:25or are you looking for another PR girlfriend?
00:33:29Jealous?
00:33:37Why would I be jealous of someone getting my sloppy seconds?
00:33:41Never mind.
00:33:43I'll just give them all a chance.
00:33:46You can leave.
00:34:06Not a chance.
00:34:16Is there a chance for love?
00:34:19Is there a chance for kids?
00:34:23We only got one life.
00:34:26We need this hatred to see you.
00:34:32What do you want?
00:34:34Uh, I'm craving those fancy donuts.
00:34:37You know, the ones with the, like, uh, weird flavors and designs and shit.
00:34:42Mm-hmm.
00:34:43And you're telling me this because?
00:34:45Bring them to me, assistant.
00:34:48Unless you want me to call Dick.
00:34:51I get it.
00:34:52You don't need to threaten me.
00:34:54Good.
00:34:56Oh, and, uh, wear your glasses for me, water boy.
00:35:12Here, your majesty.
00:35:14Can I go now?
00:35:16I'm not done with you yet.
00:35:23I can't eat those all myself.
00:35:25I don't have time for this.
00:35:28Really?
00:35:28Because Dick said that you're mine for everything.
00:35:33And anything I want.
00:35:36You don't know what you're missing until you've had a taste.
00:35:40Now that I did, this is it.
00:35:42Yes, I'm turning back.
00:35:43I gave you my composure.
00:35:45I'm feeling my self-control.
00:35:46No doubt, no doubt.
00:35:48This is out of my head.
00:35:50This is why I gave Donovan up.
00:35:52So he could chase his NFL dreams and enjoy success like this.
00:35:57Put the donuts over here.
00:36:02Ta-da.
00:36:03Can I leave now?
00:36:06No.
00:36:07Eat me.
00:36:09I got feelings for you.
00:36:13I got feelings for you.
00:36:16I got feelings for you.
00:36:23Delicious.
00:36:29I need a real taste.
00:36:37What did you do that for?
00:36:38I want to taste it on you.
00:36:53I don't recall being on the menu.
00:36:55Are you sure?
00:36:57Because I kind of need more.
00:37:06We can't do this.
00:37:08What are you afraid of?
00:37:12What?
00:37:14Scared that your star quarterback ex is the best you'll ever have?
00:37:20I'm the one who broke up with you, remember?
00:37:26Fine, assistant.
00:37:28Before tomorrow, find me a brand deal.
00:37:32It's the middle of the night.
00:37:34I'm Donovan fucking Miller.
00:37:37It'll take you five seconds.
00:37:39Fine.
00:37:41To you tomorrow, sir.
00:37:45Oh, you forgot your uniform.
00:37:49I will not wear the Waterboy uniform.
00:37:52We're going to leave high school in the past where it belongs.
00:37:55Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
00:37:57This uniform is so much better.
00:38:11I can't wear this.
00:38:13This scrap of fabric barely covers my junk.
00:38:16Don't worry.
00:38:17This one is for my eyes only.
00:38:21Oh.
00:38:23And there will be surprise checks to make sure you're wearing them.
00:38:32Good night.
00:38:34See you at the brand deal tomorrow.
00:38:43Wow, you actually managed to get me a last-minute brand deal.
00:38:47It's impressive.
00:38:48I stayed up all night making it happen, so if you want me to fail,
00:38:51you're going to have to try a little bit harder.
00:38:54Noted.
00:38:59Tracking shots for the photographer.
00:39:02You trust me to do this?
00:39:03Well, you got this brand deal for Mr. Miller.
00:39:06I think you can handle it.
00:39:07Good work.
00:39:08Just don't fuck it up, fruitcake.
00:39:21Are you fucking kidding me?
00:39:24You two.
00:39:25You distracted Mr. Miller.
00:39:26Out.
00:39:28Okay, dude, it's just water.
00:39:29It'll dry.
00:39:30No, we don't have time.
00:39:31Photos are due in less than an hour.
00:39:36Your pants will work.
00:39:37Take them off.
00:39:38Now.
00:39:50Take off your pants, twink.
00:39:52Uh, yeah, do you want to ruin Mr. Miller's chute?
00:39:54Um, I'm sure there's some other, um, Donovan, I can't take them off.
00:39:58Tell them.
00:39:59Uh, hand them over, water boy.
00:40:03If I strip, everyone will see my underwear.
00:40:06Take off your pants, or I'll take them off for you.
00:40:12You think I'm kidding?
00:40:25Is that Donovan's face all over Caden's junk?
00:40:28Oh my god.
00:40:28Oh my god.
00:40:32Oh my god, don't get too excited because your fuckhole's out.
00:40:34Look at this.
00:40:37Happy now?
00:40:39Barry.
00:40:40Oh my god.
00:40:45Oh my god.
00:40:48Wow.
00:40:49I knew you had a crush on Donovan, but this is next level stalker behavior.
00:40:53I guess he really wanted Donovan on his dick.
00:40:55It is, it's not like that, like, Donovan made me.
00:40:59Yeah, right.
00:41:00He wouldn't do that.
00:41:01Dick, hey, you see this?
00:41:03You have gone too far, Caden.
00:41:06This is sexual harassment.
00:41:07You're fired.
00:41:08No, please, please.
00:41:09Okay, guy, he's telling the truth, okay?
00:41:11I made him wear these.
00:41:13Man, you don't have to lie to protect a gay predator.
00:41:16No, he's telling the truth, okay?
00:41:17I gave him these.
00:41:18So, all of you need to delete those pictures,
00:41:20or you will be hearing from my army of lawyers.
00:41:23But why?
00:41:28Because I want him back.
00:41:32Did Donovan just out himself to protect me?
00:41:35Oh.
00:41:35I get it, Mr. Miller.
00:41:37You mean you have his back.
00:41:39Oh, he gave those to Caden because he knows he's a fan.
00:41:43Yeah, he was being nice.
00:41:44That makes way more sense.
00:41:45Okay, but that's not what I fucking said.
00:41:46No, that is exactly what happened, okay?
00:41:48So, if you all don't mind, I am going to find some pants.
00:41:52Bye.
00:41:55He destroyed me three years ago.
00:41:57Why do I still want to protect him?
00:42:00Yeah, let's do this thing.
00:42:01Come on.
00:42:08I'm disappointed in you, Mr. Russell.
00:42:10You're about to fail.
00:42:12How do I get my grades up?
00:42:14I heard you're assisting Donovan Miller.
00:42:17No fucking shot some twink is assisting THE Donovan Miller.
00:42:22If you can get Donovan to guest lecture for the class, I'll guarantee a passing grade.
00:42:28Even if he does work for Donovan Miller, no shot he'd be able to get him here, right?
00:42:33I will get him here.
00:42:36For your sake, Mr. Russell, I hope Donovan pulls through.
00:42:42Flunking out of school and a fairy?
00:42:44Tough combo.
00:42:47Don't listen to them.
00:42:48They all have small penises.
00:42:49Also, if you hold it like this, it's a smiley face.
00:42:54Anytime.
00:43:07There he is.
00:43:08The man of the frickin' hour.
00:43:10Bragging that he's with his best buddies with the biggest quarterback in the country.
00:43:13Do you need something?
00:43:15I admit you don't know Donovan Miller.
00:43:16I hate liars.
00:43:18I didn't lie about anything.
00:43:19You're a gay-ass, pansy liar.
00:43:21Donovan is a football god.
00:43:22There's no way he knows you exist.
00:43:24Believe what you want, asshole.
00:43:28Come on, bro.
00:43:29This homo isn't worth our time.
00:43:32Donovan doesn't know who I am.
00:43:33But he's never gonna know you because you're a meathead waste of space.
00:43:37Oh, princess.
00:43:38You fucked up.
00:43:40I'm gonna make you eat your words.
00:43:42Better yet?
00:43:43I'm gonna make you eat my nuts!
00:43:46I had an extra-long practice today.
00:43:47This baby is ripe.
00:43:49Isn't it every gay boy's dream to lick a hot football player's junk?
00:43:51Sure, if you find any hot football players, let me know.
00:43:55Get off me!
00:43:56You're gonna fucking pay for that, you cocksucker!
00:43:58Help!
00:43:59Stop it!
00:44:01Open up, twink.
00:44:03I want to make sure you get a really good taste.
00:44:07Hey!
00:44:09The next person who touches Caden is dead!
00:44:12Donovan Miller?
00:44:14Back away from Caden.
00:44:16It's mine.
00:44:20I thought I'd tell you to defend yourself better than this back in high school.
00:44:23You two actually know each other?
00:44:25And what business of that is yours?
00:44:28You writing about me again?
00:44:29My lecturer found out that I'm your assistant.
00:44:32She asked me to invite you to class.
00:44:33And Nate found out and thought I was making it up.
00:44:35You should have heard him.
00:44:36Acting like you do his bidding.
00:44:38I was teaching the fairy some respect.
00:44:41I will do his bidding.
00:44:43I'd do anything for Caden.
00:44:47Wow, congratulations!
00:44:49Today was your last day as a football player.
00:44:51Wait, what?
00:44:53I played for Ivy.
00:44:54Not the NFL.
00:44:55You can't get me kicked off.
00:44:58Watch me.
00:45:00Get in the car.
00:45:01Okay, I'm taking you home.
00:45:11I was handling that.
00:45:13Okay, you can say thank you.
00:45:16Look, those assholes live shitty, pathetic lives.
00:45:20That's why they mess with you.
00:45:23It's because you're better than them.
00:45:27You still think that?
00:45:29After I broke your heart?
00:45:32Yes.
00:45:35Caden, I'd do anything for you.
00:45:43You'll break my heart a thousand times and I'd say the same.
00:45:53Have I heard that thank you yet?
00:46:08I don't know how bad that would have gone.
00:46:12I doubt they mess with you again.
00:46:14Yeah.
00:46:16To see Nate's face,
00:46:17I think he's going to piss himself.
00:46:28You came all this way from me.
00:46:30Why?
00:46:32Oh, yeah.
00:46:36Your ass is mine tonight.
00:46:52Don't just stand there.
00:46:53We're here to train.
00:46:55Aren't you injured?
00:46:56Yeah, I got to work hard if I want to be back by the end of the season.
00:46:59But if you work out before you're fully healed,
00:47:01you can make your injury worse.
00:47:02Yeah, it's a risk I'll take.
00:47:03This is all that kept me alive when you...
00:47:06I broke up with Donovan so he could succeed in the NFL.
00:47:08I can't let him lose that dream now.
00:47:12Put me to work.
00:47:20Grab my feet.
00:47:28This is torture.
00:47:29How can I want my ex this much
00:47:31when I know I can't have him?
00:47:36I know you're thinking.
00:47:42How could you possibly know what I'm thinking?
00:47:52Hey, I want every dark, dirty thought you've ever had, Waterboy.
00:47:59I was thinking...
00:48:01that after three years in the NFL...
00:48:05you'd have more muscle.
00:48:10Am I not fit enough for you?
00:48:12Well, well, you sure you're not having trouble
00:48:14tackling the other guys?
00:48:17Try me.
00:48:28I'm not interested in being tackled by you.
00:48:30Really?
00:48:31Or are you just scared to have him pressed against you?
00:48:36That's what I'm thinking.
00:48:38Whoa!
00:48:39Try me!
00:48:43Still sure you've seen Bigger?
00:48:47No.
00:48:48The money.
00:48:50Through the biggest.
00:48:52Fuck, Gaten.
00:48:57You don't have to stare.
00:49:01I'm just...
00:49:02It's a practice time.
00:49:05I thought you hated me.
00:49:07What, am I supposed to just pretend that I'm not attracted to you anymore?
00:49:14You both don't have the same effect on you.
00:49:16I cannot go down this dangerous road with my closeted ex-boyfriend.
00:49:21Especially not in a public setting.
00:49:25Um...
00:49:26We should...
00:49:27Get back to training.
00:49:30Okay, I'm running cone drills.
00:49:32You can dime me over there.
00:49:36Outing as usual when he doesn't get his way.
00:49:52Ready?
00:50:01Let me look at it.
00:50:02Hey, hey, hey, it's fine.
00:50:04No, it is clearly not.
00:50:05Let me look at it.
00:50:09Where is it hurting?
00:50:09What do you fucking think?
00:50:10My knee, dude.
00:50:12Okay, what can I do to help?
00:50:14I don't know.
00:50:16The team PT massages it for me.
00:50:20I do it myself, but my body locks up when I'm in this pain.
00:50:29There's no PT staff here this late.
00:50:31I could make an appointment for you.
00:50:33No, it's fine.
00:50:33Don't worry about it.
00:50:36I wanted you not to work out.
00:50:38No, look at you.
00:50:46He'd never gonna kiss you now.
00:50:52I broke Donovan's heart so he'd chase his NFL dreams.
00:50:56But I never stopped wanting my first love.
00:50:58Star quarterback.
00:51:00If you don't want to kiss me, you need to tell me right now.
00:51:11I don't want you to kiss me.
00:51:14I'm kidding.
00:51:14I can tell when you're lying.
00:51:26We could get caught, yes.
00:51:29Okay.
00:51:31Let's go back to my place.
00:51:39Then hash out what happened three years ago, and then make up for the last step.
00:51:45It's not why you kiss me.
00:51:47To manipulate me into talking about our breakup.
00:51:49No, but come on.
00:51:52I can't tell Donovan his mom forced me to break up with him.
00:51:55He'll never forgive her.
00:51:57Or me.
00:52:01This was a mistake.
00:52:03What was a mistake?
00:52:05Just me?
00:52:06Or liking it?
00:52:15All of it.
00:52:17All of it was a mistake.
00:52:20Wow.
00:52:21Okay.
00:52:22Well, you know what?
00:52:23Thank you so much for stopping me from doing something I regret.
00:52:28I'm going to go back to what actually matters to me.
00:52:29You're seeing yourself too.
00:52:30You lost the right to care about me when you broke my heart, okay?
00:52:34Just go home, okay?
00:52:36I don't need you.
00:52:42That just didn't feel like a mistake.
00:52:44But maybe...
00:52:46Maybe I never should have come back for Caden.
00:53:01Caden.
00:53:05Get up.
00:53:11Dude, it's been hours.
00:53:12What are you still doing here?
00:53:14There's no one here this late.
00:53:16With your injury, I was...
00:53:18I was worried.
00:53:21I couldn't leave you.
00:53:29Okay, well, it's past midnight.
00:53:30Why don't you stop me so you can go home?
00:53:32I know how important this training is for you.
00:53:37Well, you wasted your time.
00:53:39I hope not expecting a ride back to campus.
00:53:43Don't worry, Donovan.
00:53:44I don't expect anything from you anymore.
00:54:03Get in.
00:54:05I'm waiting for the bus.
00:54:07I checked the schedule, and the last bus came an hour ago.
00:54:10Now I'll walk.
00:54:12Caden, it's late.
00:54:13You're exhausted.
00:54:15And I'm offering you a ride home with the top quarterback in the country.
00:54:17Well, I got plenty of sleep while I was waiting for you to finish training.
00:54:20Caden, you have five seconds to get in the car, or I'll make you.
00:54:25Five, four, three...
00:54:27You know what, Donovan?
00:54:27This isn't high school anymore.
00:54:29You can't just tell me what to do.
00:54:30Caden, get in the car!
00:54:32No!
00:54:34Hey!
00:54:35Get up!
00:54:36Stop!
00:54:37Stop!
00:54:37What the hell, Donovan?
00:54:38Put me down!
00:54:39Put me down!
00:54:40You could have just gotten yourself, buddy!
00:54:42Are you serious?
00:54:43Right now?
00:54:43Jesus Christ!
00:54:44Thank you, Polly.
00:54:49I don't regret it.
00:54:51The kiss.
00:54:54Being with you, I don't...
00:54:56I don't regret any of it.
00:55:02Just get some rice-kating.
00:55:18Why are you moving so much?
00:55:19I'm going to get cozy.
00:55:21Shut up.
00:55:32I came to Boston to destroy Caden for breaking my heart three years ago.
00:55:37But no matter how hard I try, I can't stop loving him.
00:55:57Go away, Jones.
00:56:00Saturday.
00:56:02Go away!
00:56:08Donovan!
00:56:09What are you doing?
00:56:11I was cleared to go to training camp.
00:56:13And as my assistant, you're coming with me.
00:56:18I can't miss class.
00:56:19You said that if I guess lecture, then you automatically pass, right?
00:56:23Yeah, but I...
00:56:24But nothing!
00:56:25This is an order, water boy.
00:56:28You're coming.
00:56:29No, I can pack that!
00:56:31Please...
00:56:42I can't...
00:56:43I can't...
00:56:43I can't...
00:56:43Dammit!
00:56:45Well, well, well...
00:56:48I never thought you were actually a stalker.
00:56:51Okay, it is not like that I...
00:56:53I forgot I had them.
00:56:55These were at the top of your underwear drawer.
00:56:59I know exactly what you were doing with these.
00:57:04Tell me I'm wrong.
00:57:05I can't tell my ex who hates me that I look at those photos when I miss him.
00:57:09Fine.
00:57:10I use them to jerk off.
00:57:15Why are you talking to those?
00:57:17Because you're going to need them.
00:57:18Tonight, when you're alone in your hotel room, I'm...
00:57:23With someone else.
00:57:26What?
00:57:27Move it!
00:57:31God damn!
00:57:32She bad?
00:57:34She bad, too!
00:57:36Man, this is lit!
00:57:37I love this place.
00:57:38We need to come here more often.
00:57:40God damn!
00:57:41Who knew training camp would have this many bad bitches?
00:57:44Don't you have a girlfriend?
00:57:47Um...
00:57:49Ooh...
00:57:49What?
00:57:50What are you doing, bro?
00:57:51Go tap that!
00:57:53Dude, I'm dating Alicia, remember?
00:57:55No one on my team knows Alicia is just a PR girlfriend.
00:57:58And that I'm gay.
00:58:00And hung up on my ex-boyfriend.
00:58:02I don't see your girlfriend here.
00:58:04And plus, we need regular Poon to play at our best.
00:58:06I mean, it's science.
00:58:08Listen, I'll do you a favor, roomie.
00:58:10I'll let you have the room to yourself tonight.
00:58:12And I won't tell your girlfriend.
00:58:15Gee, thanks.
00:58:16Hey, no problem.
00:58:16I got it.
00:58:17All right.
00:58:17I shined your cleats and pumped your balls, and I got my room key.
00:58:20So, do you need anything else?
00:58:23Um, would you actually grab me a water?
00:58:25Then you're free to go.
00:58:27Okay.
00:58:40Enjoy those pictures of me tonight, water boy.
00:58:44Hey, gay boy.
00:58:45You offered to play with Donovan's balls and not mine?
00:58:51Sure.
00:58:52Whatever you say.
00:58:54Gross.
00:58:56Don't you worry about having an assistant who maybe is sniffing your jockstrap when you're
00:59:01not looking?
00:59:02Don't worry about it.
00:59:04Nah.
00:59:05I got you, man.
00:59:06Hold on.
00:59:06Hey, beautiful.
00:59:07Hi.
00:59:08Hey, how you doing?
00:59:09I'm good.
00:59:09You look lovely.
00:59:10You look lovely.
00:59:10Can you do me a favor and fuck the gay out of this twink, please?
00:59:13I'll give you $10,000.
00:59:15So, listen, don't take no for an answer.
00:59:16It's a yes if he gets harsh.
00:59:19That's enough.
00:59:24Leave my assistant the fuck alone.
00:59:27Are you really defending this fag?
00:59:30Oh!
00:59:34Did you really just hit me for that freaking twink?
00:59:38Why do you even care?
00:59:40I mean, Donovan, are you...
00:59:42Are you gay?
00:59:44That's none of your business.
00:59:45Hell yeah, it is.
00:59:47We train together.
00:59:48We travel together.
00:59:48We shower together.
00:59:49It's not safe.
00:59:55Baby, oh my god.
00:59:56What happened to your face?
00:59:57It's all right.
00:59:58It's something.
00:59:58This is my girlfriend, Maya.
01:00:01Wait.
01:00:02Donovan?
01:00:03Caden?
01:00:04Hey!
01:00:05You know these guys, baby?
01:00:06Yeah, we went to high school together.
01:00:07Crazy.
01:00:09Then you can explain this.
01:00:10Is America's favorite QB, Donovan Miller, gay?
01:00:21You two are so dead.
01:00:24I can't wait to put you on blast.
01:00:26Maya, this isn't what it looks like.
01:00:28We were...
01:00:29Yeah, we just got locked in and we fell.
01:00:32Out of your clothes and onto each other's dicks?
01:00:35Maya hated us in high school,
01:00:37and now she has the power to out Donovan
01:00:39and ruin his future.
01:00:41Why are you asking?
01:00:43Because I don't want to be on the same team
01:00:45as a homo freak.
01:00:49Are you kidding me?
01:00:50No, Donovan dated me in high school.
01:00:53He's definitely not gay.
01:00:54Trust me, I would know.
01:00:56And this whole, like,
01:00:57macho man against the gays act
01:00:58isn't very ally of you,
01:00:59so go clean up your face
01:01:00and update your programming to this decade.
01:01:02Go.
01:01:05Goodness.
01:01:05Sorry, we're still working on him.
01:01:08Um, wow, did you just save our asses?
01:01:12Oh, I'd rather save your ass
01:01:13than catch you flashing it again.
01:01:16I don't get it.
01:01:19You hate us.
01:01:21Oh, you know,
01:01:22that whole feud was so high school,
01:01:23I've really grown a lot.
01:01:24Since then,
01:01:25I'm like, woke now,
01:01:25you'd be surprised.
01:01:26Besides, I really love you two together.
01:01:28Makes me happy.
01:01:29Oh, uh, we're not together anymore.
01:01:31Really?
01:01:33Oh, doesn't look like that to me.
01:01:42Uh, I should go to bed alone.
01:01:45Big day tomorrow.
01:01:47Okay.
01:01:50Mm-hmm.
01:01:52You go, Rainbow.
01:01:53Yeah.
01:01:54Bye, Queen.
01:01:56Is this, like, a gay thing I don't get yet?
01:02:04Two beds?
01:02:06You're bunking me with someone else's assistant.
01:02:20You know he's still in love with you, right?
01:02:23You broke up with me, okay?
01:02:24I was ready to give up the NFL for him,
01:02:27and he dumped me.
01:02:29Oh, I know.
01:02:30It's all everyone at Maple Hills could talk about back then.
01:02:32Lovely.
01:02:32Yeah.
01:02:34Did you ever think it was weird, though?
01:02:35I mean, you offered to walk away from your dream for him,
01:02:38and then suddenly Kaden wants to break up?
01:02:40Yeah, well, he had another guy lined up.
01:02:45You know, maybe your high school love didn't make it,
01:02:48but there's definitely something new there,
01:02:50and you'd be stupid not to go after it.
01:02:55Go after what?
01:02:58Uh, I'm going to take you up on your offer, man.
01:03:01Don't come back to the room tonight.
01:03:03All right.
01:03:04Nice.
01:03:04Mm-hmm.
01:03:16Hi, I'm...
01:03:17Donovan.
01:03:18What are you doing in here?
01:03:20This.
01:03:30No, we can't do this.
01:03:31I'll tell you what I can't do.
01:03:35I can't keep living a life that doesn't have you in it.
01:03:37If anyone in the NFL finds out you're Kaden's...
01:03:39Kaden, that is not what's stopping us.
01:03:42You are.
01:03:43Because you won't stop lying to me.
01:03:45Does he know his mom forced me to break up with him in high school?
01:03:48Hey.
01:03:50Admit you want me.
01:03:54Kaden, that you need me
01:03:57the way that I have always needed you.
01:04:11You have no idea how hard I've worked to get over you.
01:04:14I moved away.
01:04:15I...
01:04:16I tried to focus on school.
01:04:18I...
01:04:19I told myself that it didn't matter if I was happy as long as you were.
01:04:22Kaden.
01:04:24And you forced your way back into my life
01:04:26and you touched me.
01:04:27And every feeling that I ever had for you
01:04:29came raging back to the surface.
01:04:31Good.
01:04:35I'm glad I'm not the only one who suffered.
01:04:44Why'd you get caught?
01:04:45I got that covered.
01:04:47Just trust me.
01:05:09I can't believe we're stuck in a closet.
01:05:10Shh, shh, water boy.
01:05:16What is he doing?
01:05:17Shh, water boy.
01:05:18You're gonna get us caught.
01:05:20Fine.
01:05:21I won't make a sound.
01:05:23Think you can keep that promise?
01:05:41What?
01:05:42What was that?
01:05:52If you're not back at the bar in 30 seconds,
01:05:54I will literally strip for your teammates right here.
01:05:56Shit.
01:05:57Okay, I'm coming.
01:06:03Perfect timing.
01:06:10That was close.
01:06:11That was too close.
01:06:13How did you get into this room?
01:06:16I may have switched our room keys.
01:06:19This is my room.
01:06:20Why would you do that?
01:06:21You're asking to get caught.
01:06:23Give me my room key back.
01:06:24You want it?
01:06:26Come get it.
01:06:32You think that's gonna stop me?
01:06:34Oh.
01:06:35Canaan, I know it won't.
01:06:46We're getting one.
01:06:49I'm getting out of here before Peter comes back.
01:06:54He's not getting back in again.
01:06:58Please don't leave me again, Gaten.
01:07:00I need you, okay?
01:07:02I've always needed you.
01:07:04Let me show you.
01:07:10I do need you.
01:07:22Last night was everything.
01:07:24But you have too much to lose if you're with me.
01:07:28I almost cost you the NFL once.
01:07:33I won't do it again.
01:07:35I won't do it again.
01:07:36I won't do it again.
01:07:48When Gaten left me before, we were apart for three years.
01:07:52I'm not letting that happen again.
01:08:03What lesson is it today?
01:08:05What are you talking about?
01:08:06Today's the guest lecturer.
01:08:08What?
01:08:10Shit, how do you not know this?
01:08:12The guest lecturer today is Donovan Miller.
01:08:14I cannot be here for this.
01:08:15Please cover for me.
01:08:16Yeah, no shit, Sherlock.
01:08:18Going somewhere?
01:08:19Why aren't you at training camp?
01:08:20Well, I got a pass for the day so I could come do this.
01:08:24Now, take a seat.
01:08:26I need to teach you a lesson.
01:08:33Good morning, class.
01:08:35I'm Donovan Miller.
01:08:36And, uh, play a game for a living.
01:08:39And I make a shit ton of money doing it.
01:08:41Yay!
01:08:43Donovan!
01:08:44Thank you, thank you.
01:08:45So it's no surprise that I like to play games.
01:08:49So why don't we play one today?
01:08:51How about a little football trivia, huh?
01:08:54I'm ready.
01:08:55Ask me anything.
01:08:56What's the record of touchdowns scored by a single player in a season?
01:08:5926.
01:09:00Wrong.
01:09:01Russell, you should know this.
01:09:03What?
01:09:04The Twink won't know anything about football.
01:09:0932.
01:09:10Correct.
01:09:11And what's my record in comparison?
01:09:14Well, that's a trick question.
01:09:16Because you hold the record.
01:09:1732.
01:09:19Correct again.
01:09:22Now, why the fuck did you leave my bed this morning without saying goodbye?
01:09:31That is not a trivia question.
01:09:33Well, I'm the teacher, so answer the question.
01:09:36If Donovan outs himself, he'll lose everything.
01:09:39And I'll get fired from my internship, which means failing out of college.
01:09:44I'm your assistant.
01:09:45I'm not your alarm clock.
01:09:47But if you're not careful, everyone here is going to get the wrong idea.
01:09:53Moving on.
01:09:56Today, we're going to talk about longevity in athletic careers.
01:10:01Now, who knows the most important thing for an athlete's career?
01:10:08Reputation, branding.
01:10:12I can't believe it.
01:10:13I'm stressing myself out.
01:10:14No, we're going to be fine.
01:10:14We're a team.
01:10:15We've got this.
01:10:16What is going on?
01:10:17Are you kidding?
01:10:18Really?
01:10:19Oh, you're pathetic.
01:10:21I can't believe Donovan even pitched you.
01:10:23You're a terrible assistant.
01:10:24Get out of my face.
01:10:25What?
01:10:26Too busy staring at Donovan's ass to track what's happening in his career?
01:10:33Here you are.
01:10:34What is going on?
01:10:35They're setting up for a press conference.
01:10:37I was cleared to play again.
01:10:39First game's this weekend.
01:10:45That is amazing.
01:10:46Why didn't you say anything?
01:10:48When would I have?
01:10:49When you were sneaking out of my bed?
01:10:52Or when you were pretending you were never there in the first place?
01:11:00Mr. Miller, how did you get performance ready so quickly?
01:11:04Recovering from an injury like yours is not easy.
01:11:06Yeah, it wasn't easy.
01:11:07It was a lot of hard work and training.
01:11:10I don't like to sit still.
01:11:14Kaden, can you bring me that water?
01:11:18This is Kaden, my assistant.
01:11:21Kaden, everybody, everybody, Kaden.
01:11:26He's been a huge help to me through all this.
01:11:28I mean, I couldn't have done it without him.
01:11:30Lovely.
01:11:31Do you think you'll get a lot of play time or is the coach planning to play it safe with
01:11:34you?
01:11:34Well, I fully intend to help the Bobcats win the championship this year.
01:11:40No offense, guys, but it's about darn time, am I right?
01:11:46Thank you, Waterboy.
01:11:56Missing the ball because you're on clean-up, Cinderella?
01:11:59What's when you be in there since it's all for you, Prince Charming?
01:12:03When do you stop being an asshole when you're all the time?
01:12:06Me?
01:12:08You're the one who came barreling back into my life after three years,
01:12:11forcing me to be your assistant as an excuse to torture me.
01:12:20Did you ever stop to ask yourself why I did all that?
01:12:22Because you hate me for breaking up with you.
01:12:25Are you really that clueless?
01:12:29How do you not see that I am broken without you?
01:12:36I keep trying to just give you my heart and
01:12:39I keep throwing it down and stomping on it.
01:12:41Because I didn't want to ruin your life.
01:12:43You have everything.
01:12:45You have your dream career.
01:12:46You have fame.
01:12:47You have fortune.
01:12:49I gave up my dream of being with you
01:12:51so you could have everything you ever wanted.
01:12:56Not everything.
01:13:00Not you.
01:13:04I love you, Caden.
01:13:07I never stopped loving you and
01:13:10I think you feel the same way.
01:13:17I broke my own heart
01:13:18so you could have everything you wanted.
01:13:21I thought
01:13:22I thought that's what love meant.
01:13:25But I have been miserable every day without you.
01:13:29Oh yes, I love you.
01:13:32I never stopped.
01:13:33I never moved on.
01:13:36I just didn't know how to love you without ruining your life.
01:13:43Nothing that I've accomplished over the last three years means anything to me.
01:13:48Because I didn't have you to share it with.
01:14:17Delete that photo.
01:14:19You don't understand this moment.
01:14:20Oh, I understand.
01:14:22You turned Donovan gay.
01:14:23Now everyone's going to know the truth.
01:14:24You can't turn somebody gay, you ignorant bigot.
01:14:27Who the actual fuck cares, Donovan?
01:14:29You're gay.
01:14:30That's all that matters.
01:14:31And no team is going to want you after this.
01:14:33You're really going to do this right before the championship game?
01:14:36Don't you want to win?
01:14:37Oh, I know we'll win.
01:14:39We'll win because of me.
01:14:40Not because of some fairy and shoulder pads.
01:14:48I broke up with Donovan three years ago to prevent exactly this from happening.
01:14:52But I ruined it anyway.
01:15:11I knew you were going to ruin my son's life.
01:15:16You just couldn't help yourself, could you?
01:15:17You don't understand.
01:15:18You are going to clean up your mess, fix your mistake, and do everything that I say.
01:15:22Otherwise, I will get you fired, kicked out of college, and homeless on the street.
01:15:27Oh, I spoke to Dick and to the Dean.
01:15:33Kayden, you are the only one that can save Donovan.
01:15:37Or destroy him.
01:15:45And insiders say the Bobcats are holding an emergency meeting to cancel Miller's contract.
01:15:50This is so bullshit.
01:15:51Breaking news.
01:15:53The mystery man in the Miller photo has come forward to make a statement.
01:15:55A photo is not what people think.
01:15:57The truth is that I have been stalking Donovan since high school.
01:16:01That day I forced a kiss on him, and he pushed me off immediately.
01:16:06Donovan is straight, and there is nothing between us.
01:16:10What the fuck, Kayden?
01:16:13Son, I just got the word.
01:16:15The Bobcats are going to let you play in the championship.
01:16:17Who cares about a stupid game?
01:16:19The whole world thinks Kayden's a predator.
01:16:21So what?
01:16:22You have so much more to lose than he does.
01:16:24Of course he should do this for you.
01:16:26Okay, but mom, I pursued him.
01:16:27And now he's out there telling the whole world, ruining his life.
01:16:31To fix my mistakes.
01:16:32He is not ruining his life.
01:16:34I told him three years ago that this was going to happen.
01:16:37That he would be your downfall.
01:16:39Now he listened to me then.
01:16:41It's his own fault that he fell back into your bed.
01:16:44What the fuck did you just say?
01:16:47Honey.
01:16:48You told Kayden to break up with me?
01:16:54Yeah, of course I did.
01:16:55I was protecting your future.
01:16:59Well, losing Kayden like that almost killed me.
01:17:02So if you don't support us,
01:17:04if you don't support me and who I am,
01:17:09you can get the fuck out.
01:17:10I do support you, son.
01:17:13But you see how the NFL treats gay football players.
01:17:17So please, don't throw away your future.
01:17:21Don't throw away our future.
01:17:23For some selfish boy.
01:17:25There is no hour, mom.
01:17:28You took the thing that I love the most
01:17:30so that you can have what you want.
01:17:34That's not true.
01:17:37You're dead to me.
01:17:39Kayden is my family.
01:17:40He's my future.
01:17:43And I'm going to go get him back.
01:17:50Just take it from me.
01:17:51Give it a week and the whole world
01:17:52will move on to some other scandal.
01:17:54I mean, you won't be front page news forever.
01:17:55I'd soak it up, eh?
01:17:57You know she's right.
01:17:58I know.
01:17:58Of course you are.
01:17:59I know.
01:18:00Just take it as an opportunity to lay low for a while.
01:18:02You can actually use...
01:18:06He's called 32 times.
01:18:07You should probably pick up the phone.
01:18:09We need a clean break.
01:18:10Trust me, it's better this way.
01:18:12Okay, the Donovan I know
01:18:13will not let you go that easy.
01:18:16Kayden, open this door already now.
01:18:22Kayden, let me in peace.
01:18:24Why would the world just let two gay guys
01:18:26be happy together?
01:18:29Hi.
01:18:32Okay.
01:18:33We'll give you guys some space.
01:18:38Yeah, Peter, if anyone sees you...
01:18:40My mom told me the real reason you broke up with me.
01:18:43She did?
01:18:45She put the whole weight of my happiness
01:18:47on your shoulders.
01:18:48And you listened to her like a fucking idiot.
01:18:51I just want you to be happy.
01:18:53How many ways do I have to say this?
01:18:55My only shot at happiness
01:18:57is with you.
01:19:04What if the NFL rejects you?
01:19:06Then fuck them.
01:19:07Okay?
01:19:08I have spent too much of my life
01:19:09pretending to be someone else
01:19:10just to fit into this box
01:19:12that they think a football player
01:19:13is supposed to fit in.
01:19:15And I'm not doing it anymore.
01:19:19And what are you doing?
01:19:21I'm showing you how much I want you.
01:19:24How much I love you.
01:19:37Is she something you like?
01:19:39Is she something I love?
01:19:59Is she something I love?
01:20:16I'm gonna look at you.
01:20:39I'm gonna look at you.
01:21:05Are you afraid I'll sink out again?
01:21:08Even if you did,
01:21:09I'd come find you.
01:21:15Are you coming to the game tonight?
01:21:19The NFL is something you play?
01:21:21Yeah.
01:21:22Some idiot told them
01:21:24he was my stalker,
01:21:24so the NFL doesn't think
01:21:25I'm gay anymore.
01:21:29It wouldn't cost drama for you
01:21:30if I show up.
01:21:33I always play better
01:21:34when you're watching.
01:21:38But hey,
01:21:40I totally get it
01:21:41if you don't want to come
01:21:42after the way you've been treated.
01:21:44No pressure either way.
01:22:07Don't try and get hard out there
01:22:08where you're tackling the other team, all right?
01:22:10Maybe a dick up your ass
01:22:11would feel really good, huh?
01:22:12Scared you'd like it?
01:22:13No!
01:22:14It's us.
01:22:15Go the fuck up.
01:22:16Go the fuck up.
01:22:22Hey.
01:22:22Hey, there's my sister.
01:22:23Hey.
01:22:24I'm just getting dry up.
01:22:24Oh, you're expensive.
01:22:25I know.
01:22:26Okay.
01:22:28Relax, Elton John.
01:22:29No one's going to recognize you.
01:22:31I can't take any chances.
01:22:33I'm gonna ruin this game for Donovan.
01:22:35oh so you and Donovan are back together I guess so he said he's never gonna let
01:22:44me go again you said yes right right okay what's the problem
01:22:59I'm obviously in love with him and I'm so happy we're back together but I don't
01:23:05want to be his dirty secret for the rest of his football career so he wants to
01:23:09hide you I mean what choice does he have if he doesn't he loses all of this
01:23:17when we were in high school I made him pick between me and staying in the closet
01:23:26and he chose me but then the NFL came knocking and I made the choice for him
01:23:35now it's time for me to make the sacrifice so he can be happy
01:23:46oh my god if Jonathan makes it? then Boston wins right?
01:23:49he does!
01:24:05I just won another championship game but the only person I want to celebrate with isn't allowed by
01:24:10but they will focus on their side
01:24:11Donovan! Donovan! Donovan! Donovan! Donovan!
01:24:14Donovan! Donovan! Donovan Miller!
01:24:23This is your fourth championship win and your first with the Boston Bobcats what are you thinking right now?
01:24:30I'm thinking none of this matters if I don't have a person I love to share it with
01:24:35My boyfriend, Kaden.
01:24:38Boyfriend? What that means?
01:24:39Yeah, I'm gay.
01:24:40And I don't care who knows if Kaden is way more important.
01:24:44Kaden, baby!
01:24:45Come on down here, please.
01:24:49Oh my god, go celebrate with your man!
01:24:53Come on!
01:24:55We're here first.
01:24:57Yes!
01:25:01Do you have any idea what you just did?
01:25:03Yes.
01:25:06Finally, winning means something.
01:25:23Wow.
01:25:25Backward old Gann.
01:25:28You ready?
01:25:29Ready to be back at our old school.
01:25:32We're ready to announce that we're opening a sports management agency just for LGBTQ athletes.
01:25:39Well, you know, now that I'm out and the NFL accepted me, I've paved the way for other people to
01:25:45come out.
01:25:45But, uh, God, it's not going to be easy.
01:25:49It won't be.
01:25:51It'll help us.
01:25:53Mr. Miller?
01:25:56Next year, I'm going to be captain of the hockey team and the tennis team, but, um, can I talk
01:26:01to you about something?
01:26:02Hey, man, you need some advice?
01:26:04No, I just...
01:26:09How did you know that you were gay and that you could come out?
01:26:16Sorry, man.
01:26:17I can't answer that for you.
01:26:18I mean, it's not easy.
01:26:21And sure as hell not here.
01:26:23But, uh...
01:26:27You know, when you find the right person, you just know it's worth it.
01:26:35Thanks.
01:26:36Of course, man.
01:26:52What are you doing in there?
01:26:54I have a surprise for you.
01:26:56Mm-hmm.
01:27:01Oh.
01:27:02Oh, my God.
01:27:04Oh, I like this surprise.
01:27:07Hey, I thought you might say it.
01:27:12You are wearing that even better than I did.
01:27:15That's a hard one.
01:27:16I hate you.
01:27:17I love you so much.
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