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Love I.s.l.a.n.d UK - Season 13 - Episode 06
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00:11My mum named my boobs Phil and Grant.
00:14Yes!
00:16We're back, but it's not business as usual!
00:19It's the same thing!
00:22I'll take you for a ride
00:23Who's looking for some fun?
00:26The villa has been overhauled from head to toes.
00:30Hands up for toe-sucking.
00:34It's going to be raunchy.
00:38It's going to be risky.
00:40I love that one too!
00:41And it's going to be downright rude.
00:49Add to that a blizzard doll.
00:51Snogging.
00:53Snacking.
00:54It's got a soggy bottom.
00:56Rapping.
00:57Here we go.
00:58I believe in cheese.
01:00Plus regular travel updates.
01:03Oh my God.
01:04Help, help!
01:05It can only mean one thing.
01:07It's the return of Love Island Unseen Man!
01:11We're actually talking about foreign literature.
01:13Bye, friends.
01:16See you!
01:22Cheers!
01:33Six days earlier, we were all witness to a television event of truly cosmic proportions!
01:40The big bosses of Love Island have spent months studying the universe and consulting scientific experts
01:46Their conclusion? The original Big Bang got one thing wrong
01:52Daytime
01:53The Love Island gods have spoken and turned day into night
02:09Day is a new night and black is, well black is still the new black
02:14And in the biggest ever shake up to the format, we had night time entrances
02:29How are we getting out of here?
02:31How do you get out of here?
02:32Ah
02:35Hold on
02:36Oh my gosh, help me
02:38Oh my god
02:48Oh my god
02:50OMG
02:52No, I'm going to be sorry
02:54No, what the hell
02:57Hi
02:58Yeah
03:01Oh my god
03:02Help, help
03:04Thank you
03:05Thank you, thank you
03:07No problem
03:07Woo
03:10Oh my
03:13Yes sir
03:15Hi
03:15We said you alright
03:16Did we get out?
03:18Oh, probably
03:18Let's get out
03:22Here's to you
03:23Here's to you
03:24Here's to me
03:24Here's to me
03:25Here's to us
03:26Here's to us
03:27Here's to us
03:27Here's the way
03:28Here's the way
03:29Here's the way
03:33But before they even set foot in the villa, our brand new islanders got to introduce themselves to the world
03:38and those super sexy packagey things back in a TV studio in London
03:48Hello
03:48Hello
03:49Hello
03:50Hello
03:50Anyone here?
03:51Oh no, they've gone
03:52Where have they gone?
03:55Come
03:56Get me
03:56Come
03:56Meow-a-jammer
04:02Hello
04:02It's me
04:04Ian
04:05Ian
04:05Sterling
04:07Ian
04:07With two eyes
04:08The funny Scottish guy
04:10Nah, that's Lewis Capaldi
04:13I'm at the studio
04:14I'm at the studio
04:14Where is everyone?
04:17Oh, it was all changed with the profiles too this series
04:20Fancy
04:22What do you mean it's secret?
04:26Well, we'll see about that
04:28I'll find you
04:35I'll take to the air
04:38Wait, is there a plane?
04:43Do you see a plane?
04:52Can't even see the plane
04:58I'll take to the sea
05:04I'll take to the air
05:06again
05:08Ah, anyone know I have to steer these things?
05:13Wee!
05:14Do these things have a break?
05:16Oh my gosh
05:18Oh
05:22Look, and that's how free I want to be
05:24Oh, I think I've found them
05:27And here are some of the bits of the profiles you didn't see before
05:31Ah, check it out, check it out
05:33Icon, Icon
05:35How are we doing guys?
05:37Views lovely, gorgeous
05:38Perfect settings
05:40Ready to get going
05:42Oh my god, it's sensational
05:43Look at the view
05:45Love
05:46Montag
05:50I just love kissing people
05:51No, like it's
05:53Cut that
05:55Cut, cut, cut that
05:57Oh my god
06:00Ooh, it's a hat
06:02Guys, look at me all cap
06:08I feel like I'm like a hologram version of me
06:11Like I'm not actually here yet
06:12Like I cannot process this
06:35I haven't had a mirror so I don't know what I bloody look like
06:38Like grammar
06:39You guys still wanna speak it about them wanna see what all the fuck's about
06:44Dad, I, I, then
06:46Straight trippin' when I see it's tough
06:49In, place thinking
06:51Can you feel it count down
06:54Space dipping when I break it move
06:57Out, now
06:59Yeah, we're movin' like that
07:02What's that saying?
07:04You've got to break a few hearts before you meet your prince.
07:07Is that it?
07:07I know it's to kiss a few frogs, isn't it?
07:11Well, that's my saying.
07:12I've changed it.
07:13I don't think there's anyone like me on planet Earth.
07:15Period.
07:16Like, I actually just don't.
07:18And if you know someone like me, please call the number here.
07:21But I don't think you do.
07:22I genuinely think, I'm not even, I'm not even waffling.
07:26This is no chicken waffle, yeah?
07:28I genuinely think I could beat a shark in a fight.
07:33As in, if I'm in the sea and the shark's at me one-on-one,
07:38I'm coming out on top.
07:41Ask any of my friends, call them at home.
07:43I promise you, I've been saying this for years.
07:46All you've got to do is come and bang, it's gone.
07:49You didn't even see that coming.
07:57Having spent all their time brainstorming the reboot of the Islanders' big entrance,
08:02the producers completely forgot about the coupling up.
08:05This time, there are no games.
08:08It's all down to you lot to sort it out amongst yourselves.
08:12Genius!
08:13Get the Islanders to figure it out so the rest of us can clock off and go to bed.
08:18So, yeah, Slubbound is doing things a little differently this year,
08:22but one thing that will never change are the get-to-know-you chats.
08:27They're as awkward as ever.
08:29Right.
08:30Do you need help?
08:31No.
08:32Are you...
08:32Yeah, I think...
08:35Elegant.
08:36Look at that.
08:37Professional.
08:37Oh, shit.
08:38Yeah, you have to be careful.
08:40OK.
08:40Oh, my God.
08:42This is how you get the ick, though.
08:43What?
08:44On something like this.
08:44No.
08:45Do you want to get some water?
08:47Um...
08:48Yes, please.
08:49I'll let me get you some.
08:50Yes, please.
08:50Bear with.
08:51Bear with.
08:52Bear with.
08:52Bear with.
08:53Bear with.
08:55Wait.
08:56What are you eating?
08:58I saw these, bro.
08:59Help yourself.
09:00Oh, this is cool.
09:01Ha-ha.
09:03I wanted water, but fuck that.
09:06Do you do Brazilian jiu-jitsu?
09:08No.
09:08What is wrong?
09:09That is so...
09:10No, no, no.
09:11That is really neat.
09:12I'm actually never dating anyone who does it,
09:13because I'm like,
09:14I can't cope with that.
09:15I feel like people judge me.
09:17Yeah.
09:17Just based on how I look.
09:18Yeah.
09:19Like, I'm a fuckboy.
09:20Yeah.
09:21Erm...
09:21I do think you do give that.
09:23I wouldn't say I am.
09:24You do give.
09:25Yeah.
09:26Oh, you're not gonna lie.
09:29Do you want eyes lolly instead?
09:30No, thank you.
09:37What's the Scottish lingo, then?
09:39What's eye, then?
09:40Is that just like, yeah?
09:41Yeah.
09:42Aye.
09:42Aye.
09:43What else is there?
09:43I'm trying to think.
09:44What would you call that in the kitchen?
09:46Like, see that bit where the sink is?
09:49See there?
09:52What?
09:52What?
09:53Like that?
09:53Oh, what, the bit in the middle?
09:54It's an island?
09:56No!
09:57Like...
09:57It's a full hang.
09:58Like, what is that to you?
10:00Like a countertop?
10:01It's a kitchen.
10:02I don't know!
10:03It's a...
10:04What would you call it?
10:05Like...
10:06Oh, go put that on the...
10:08Counter?
10:09Counter, yeah.
10:10Counter, yeah.
10:11That's a bunker.
10:12A bunker?
10:13Aye.
10:14Aye.
10:15Aye.
10:16Do you want a new cup?
10:17Yes, please.
10:18It's fine.
10:19I went.
10:24Where are the cups?
10:25What do you need?
10:26Cups?
10:26Yeah.
10:27For what?
10:27Water?
10:28Yeah.
10:30Oh, this is fresh?
10:33Is it?
10:33Wash it out.
10:34No, I'm rinsing it.
10:35They're used to filter in the fridge.
10:37Angelista did eventually get her chat with Opie.
10:40About 30 seconds before the sun came up.
10:51As we saw on the main show, it wasn't long before Jasmine learned that Lorenzo really has a way with
10:56words.
10:57I feel like you're very promiscuous. You could be like...
10:59No, not in a bad way.
11:02No, I mean like, you are very sexy.
11:07Promiscuous.
11:07No, maybe I use that word wrong.
11:09I'm so far off of that, you have no idea.
11:11That's not promiscuous.
11:12Maybe I chose the wrong Nelly Furtado song.
11:15Not maybe.
11:15It should have been Maneater.
11:16Yeah.
11:17Yeah, not promiscuous.
11:20You think Lorenzo might watch his tongue after the first obnoxious outburst, but au contraire.
11:25Turns out, he was just getting started.
11:28A tart is a good thing.
11:29What?
11:30Is it a fuck?
11:31No.
11:31What?
11:32It's bad.
11:32It's whatever fault.
11:33Aidan's a top tart.
11:35Are we calling each other tarts?
11:38Yeah.
11:39Yeah?
11:41I don't know about that, bro.
11:43This is lost on me.
11:45Brilliant.
11:45I'm just not going to speak for the next...
11:46You know, he said I look promiscuous.
11:49What does that mean?
11:50What do you mean?
11:51What does that mean?
11:52That mysterious.
11:53No.
11:54That's what I thought.
11:55Do you know what it means?
11:57No.
11:57You're like a hoe.
11:58No, it's not.
11:59Like you're like a hoe.
12:00Yes, that's what it means.
12:01I'm not sure that like a hoe is the exact Oxford English dictionary definition of promiscuous.
12:06Bit close enough, Jasmine.
12:14In this next unseen clip, Ellie has something she wants to get off her chest.
12:19My mum named my boobs Phil and Grant.
12:21Yes!
12:22Which one's Phil and which one's Grant?
12:24I don't know.
12:24That's her.
12:25You don't know?
12:25That's her choice.
12:26Can I name them now then?
12:27Right.
12:28Can I have a look?
12:29Yes.
12:30So, I'm thinking...
12:34What did she call them?
12:35Phil and Grant, like the Mitchell brothers.
12:42I've never heard of them, Rich.
12:43The Extenders?
12:45Oh, Phil and Grant.
12:46OK, OK.
12:48I don't think you're going to beat it.
12:50We'll go Phil and Grant.
12:51I don't think you can beat it.
12:52It's an absolute belter.
12:54Now everyone is...
12:55She doesn't actually say that though, like when you come downstairs.
12:59She put it on her...
12:59No, no.
13:01She put it on her Instagram story when I had...
13:02It was the one year.
13:03She went, happy one year to Phil and Grant.
13:05Hey, look.
13:06That chair.
13:19Have you ever wondered what it would be like if we had Alan Portridge on Love Island?
13:24Well, Lorenzo is giving us a pretty good idea in this unseen clip.
13:28Aha!
13:30Where are you from?
13:31You?
13:32Me!
13:33Me!
13:35I am a female.
13:36Is that up?
13:37Yeah.
13:37OK, I'm down.
13:39It's not down.
13:40It's out.
13:40Round the M25.
13:42Yeah, about that.
13:43I don't know.
13:43What's your junction?
13:50What junction are you?
13:51I've never heard that word.
13:53How do you not know you come off on the junction?
13:56I know the Moway.
13:57We're probably quite close junctions.
13:59Yeah, I think we are.
14:00Yeah, I feel like I'm seven and...
14:02No, I'm like five and you're like seven.
14:04I don't know how they...
14:05How do they like work out where the junctions...
14:06My way don't end.
14:07Where does the Moway start and where does it end?
14:09Because there isn't.
14:10If you've got London in the middle...
14:12Right, Hertfordshire's north-east.
14:14Right, Hertfordshire's north-east.
14:14This is where I get a little bit lost, so just slow it up.
14:17I just know London's in there and that's as good as it gets.
14:19What are you finding lost?
14:20I just said London's in the middle.
14:23OK, carry on.
14:24Right, London there.
14:25This is London.
14:26Where is it?
14:27Like, just north of London?
14:28North-west?
14:29North-east?
14:30Yes, Essex is literally...
14:32Ah!
14:32Essex is near.
14:33Right, OK, just simple.
14:34Simple wording.
14:35So you've got...
14:35North of London.
14:36You've got Hertfordshire.
14:37Then you've got Essex.
14:38And then you've got Kent.
14:40No?
14:40Yes.
14:41So you go round the M25.
14:47Are you actually understanding this or is it...?
14:50No, no, no.
14:50I know my maps.
14:51OK.
14:52I'm good with my maps.
14:53Do you drive to...?
14:54We're like that?
14:56Yeah.
14:56I drive in Scotland, Amphi.
14:58Do you drive on the right in Scotland?
15:00Eh?
15:00Do you drive on the right in Scotland?
15:03Is it?
15:04There's no way.
15:05Do you?
15:05What?
15:06Is it left-hand drive?
15:07Left-hand drive like normal?
15:09No.
15:09Do you drive on the left?
15:10It's just the same as England.
15:11It's the same as England.
15:11Why?
15:12Oh my God.
15:13You never know because it's a different fucking land.
15:15Do they have junctions though?
15:18Aye.
15:19We do.
15:20Dragons.
15:21Junction are you?
15:22I don't know.
15:23Does no one know their junction?
15:24No one knows their junction.
15:26I don't think it's a normal thing to ask to be honest.
15:27Yeah, I've never been asked.
15:29I've never been asked.
15:29But I write a junction.
15:30It's something different.
15:36Time for a quick dip into our Islanders pre-show interviews to ask Opie, what are you like?
15:42People always think I'm all right, I'm going to be uns uns all the time, but I'm actually
15:45like...
15:46Ah, ran out of time.
15:47We'll come back after to find out in his own words, what Opie like?
16:07Welcome back to Love Island Unseen Bits.
16:13We're here with the same old predictable cheesy unseen footage from the last week in the villa.
16:17Here we go.
16:18One, two, three, I believe in cheese.
16:22Can you stop please?
16:24No, my G.
16:27Because I'm repping about cheese.
16:28Anything you want from us girls?
16:30Go to the ends pose, come back and then I'll go.
16:33If you say so.
16:37We'll give you the energy boost you need.
16:41We've got hard hitting clips.
16:43And again!
16:44And again!
16:46And full body flips.
16:49Fantastic.
16:49Just say it like it is.
16:51Like a duck or Moza?
16:53Duck to water.
16:54It's the same thing.
16:58This year's Islanders really are the goat.
17:02Oh!
17:04I'm not even trying that one.
17:06What the fuck is going on?
17:10Earlier we rudely interrupted Opie while talking about his favourite subject.
17:14Opie.
17:15But!
17:16What's Opie like?
17:19People always think I'm going to be unz unz all the time.
17:22But I'm actually like unz unz unz.
17:24You know what I mean?
17:25There's like, again, Opie's a different.
17:27Opie's a, I'm like an onion.
17:29You see that whole thing with Shrek?
17:31I'm like an onion.
17:31Opie's an onion.
17:33Caption that.
17:34Opie's onions.
17:34Is that going to be the Opie?
17:36It is.
17:38Not sure likening yourself to a vegetable that stinks and makes people cry is a great idea,
17:43Opie.
17:43But you do you.
17:50Islander Ellie is flying the flag for Scotland this year and she expected a language barrier
17:55at Mallorca airport, but not inside the villa.
17:58Is Shrek Scottish?
17:59Yeah.
18:00Is who Shrek?
18:01Yeah.
18:01Yeah.
18:01It's just a wild comment to just whack out with.
18:04That's a good point, actually.
18:05I didn't think of that.
18:06Are you calling her Shrek?
18:07Are you calling her Shrek?
18:08You're in bed with Shrek?
18:09Well done, I thought.
18:11Fiona!
18:15Donkey.
18:17So what am I Shrek?
18:18Is that what, like, what's...
18:19You can be Fiona and then he can be Lord Farquaad.
18:22Lord Farquaad.
18:27Where is that ogre?
18:35That was a fab impression.
18:37Where is that ogre?
18:40Luckily she didn't turn into an ogre.
18:44And so Ellie discovered that a snog from Aiden wasn't true, love's first kiss.
18:55I took one look at the paint job around that fire pit and thought to myself, there's no way it
18:59could get any more blue.
19:04But it did get more blue for the first challenge of the series, phone roulette.
19:10One by one, our islanders had to pick a phone out at random.
19:13Hello, random.
19:15That phone then received a text containing a dare to be completed by the owner of the phone.
19:20Oh!
19:22Suck the toes of an islander of your choice.
19:26Suck the toes of an islander of your choice.
19:29So let's do a call back and dial up the dares we didn't get to see.
19:37Samaraj!
19:39Oh, here we go.
19:40Let's do it.
19:41Okay.
19:44I'd suck all the toes again.
19:47Perform your favorite sex position with the islander you think would be best in bed.
19:53Oh no, I'm scared.
20:00You've got to lie down though.
20:01And then put this leg over like this.
20:08I love that one too.
20:10I love that one too.
20:11Great position.
20:12Yeah, does anyone know the actual, like, name for that?
20:15It's called the Samaraj Special.
20:20Lorenzo!
20:23Say who you think is in the wrong couple and who they should be with instead.
20:28Oh.
20:29That's a good question.
20:30The couple that I can't see working, I'd probably say Sam and Robin.
20:34I don't think Sam's got to know Lola.
20:37I think Sam and Lola could be.
20:38Ooh!
20:40Could be a little vibe going on, yeah.
20:42I think Robin should be with...
20:45I think she should be with George.
20:49Because she likes George.
20:52Fucking hell!
20:54I like Robin, so...
20:57Yeah!
21:01Ellie!
21:07Ding, ding!
21:08Have a three-way kiss with two boys you fancy the most.
21:13That's a good one.
21:14You haven't got to pick me.
21:16Are you messing? This is your time to shine.
21:18Can we kiss? Do you want it?
21:20Yes!
21:21Yes!
21:25Ha ha ha ha!
21:29Woo!
21:33Say that, eh?
21:34You've won!
21:36Oh, do it, hey, look!
21:38I don't know how to do it.
21:40Fucking hell.
21:42Go, Finn, save!
21:43Tom!
21:44Yay!
21:45Yay!
21:49It's all out, brother!
21:50It's all out of it, man!
21:51How you doing? Was it a good kisser?
21:53Oh, it's a great kisser, mate.
21:54Next time I'll do it without Ellie.
21:56Ha ha ha!
22:04After he spent the first night with his foot stuck in his mouth, you'd think Lorenzo would have enjoyed that
22:09challenge, but apparently not.
22:11Do you like toe-sucking?
22:13No. No.
22:14Not normally.
22:16Who does?
22:17Hands up for toe-sucking.
22:20Oh!
22:21There's more than we thought.
22:22I love it being done to me.
22:24Really?
22:24Oh, that's so hot!
22:26It sucks!
22:27I've never really, like, let someone suck me toes.
22:30That's hot.
22:31I don't think it's very nice, babe.
22:33Wait, Jasmine, what do you like about it? What is it?
22:36Well, it's nice in, like, sexual situations. It's not nice as on a reg.
22:42Tuesday afternoon, where are those toes at?
22:45At the office getting a toe sucked.
22:47Well, Lorenzo would be a pro now, so...
22:49Well, not after that performance, though.
22:52You can teach me.
22:54Shall I?
22:54Yeah.
22:55Maybe not.
22:57Is it just the toe-sucking, or does the tongue, like, run across the toes?
23:02Whatever you want.
23:03All of it.
23:04Right.
23:06But you're freaked out by feet.
23:07What did you say?
23:08Are you freaked out by feet?
23:09Not freaked out by feet.
23:11I just don't think that...
23:13I just don't think much of feet.
23:15I like a nice foot.
23:17But I won't be like, oh, yeah, that's a good foot.
23:20Mmm.
23:21Like I said, I'm more about the arms.
23:23Have you ever said that?
23:24Like I say, like we're supposed to know.
23:27Yeah, skinny arms.
23:29Skinny arms?
23:30Yes, I told you that.
23:31Anyone else fancy skinny arms?
23:33I'd ask for a show of hands, but I'm afraid Lorenzo would suck those hands right up to the armpit.
23:44Everyone knows that a coffee is not just a simple morning brew in the villa, and that a latte is
23:48a Love Island love language.
23:50And Aidan is worried he may be expressing himself a little too much.
23:55Where's the ice?
23:57That's new.
24:00How many ice cubes do you want?
24:03One, two...
24:04Four.
24:05Four?
24:06It's going to fall out the cup.
24:08Two, please.
24:10So, making a coffee in the morning, basically, it instigates, you know, that things are quite serious, really.
24:16It means you have, you know, you might have genuine feelings towards somebody.
24:21Why is it there?
24:22What?
24:23Do you not fill it up?
24:24All the way to the top?
24:26Just try that, try that, and I'll see if I fill it up.
24:28Because I don't know if you need more milk in there or coffee.
24:36What's that?
24:37Is that a yay or a nay?
24:39Do you want more milk in it or what?
24:42No.
24:42That'd do, wouldn't it?
24:43I need caramel.
24:45Don't be fussy, eh?
24:46I'm not.
24:47I'm going to just be carrying it on that.
24:49I don't see it as a serious thing.
24:50Like, making someone a coffee in the morning, I think is quite normal.
24:54Because I made her one this morning.
24:56If I make everyone a coffee tomorrow, it's kind of not seen as that serious.
25:01And then I can, like, kind of ease my way out of it.
25:04That's not going to happen, by the way.
25:05I'm not going to get up and make everyone a coffee.
25:07If you do end up making coffees, Eddie,
25:09I'll have a double shot, mocha-chocker, defrocker, frapper, knacker, De Niro.
25:19The title of this next unseen clip is on the tip of my tongue.
25:22Do you want to know a fun fact?
25:23Go on.
25:24If you look at anything, your tongue knows exactly what it would feel like to lick it.
25:37Look at the net, look at the pillow, it knows exactly what it would feel like.
25:44Isn't that weird?
25:45Isn't it?
25:45That's sort of stimulating for my brain.
25:47That's cool, though.
25:48Yeah, it actually is.
25:49To be fair, that's a fun fact.
25:51Never knew that.
25:52Right, any other fun facts?
25:53Do you have any for me?
25:54I've got a fun fact for you, Sean.
25:55It's time for a break.
25:56So we'll have to come back later and find out what's the fun fact!
26:16You're watching Love Island Unseen Bits, so let's get this party started.
26:22Do you want me to show you what I'm like, De Dr. & I'll give you a shot?
26:25OK, ready?
26:26Tucka-tucka-tucka-tucka-tucka-tucka-tucka-tucka-tucka-tucka-tucka-tucka-tucka-tucka-tucka-tucka-tucka-tucka-tucka-tucka
26:31-tucka-tucka-tucka-tucka-tucka-tucka.
26:32That's me on the next one.
26:40We've danced back through the last seven days
26:42of the amazing bits that didn't get picked.
26:45Have I got a bogey?
26:47Definitely in there.
26:48Mate, will God blow your nose?
26:49No, can you pick it out?
26:50Can you fuck off?
26:52These New Islanders are always ready for a close-up.
26:56Oh, you fucker.
26:58They certainly know how to strike a pose.
27:01What's that called?
27:03That's the downward dog.
27:05You've dushed your head.
27:06Are you all right, babe?
27:09Where's the down?
27:10It's Love Island Unseen Mads.
27:16Before the break, Sean was about to impart another fun fact.
27:19Any other fun facts?
27:20Do you have any for me?
27:21So go on then, Sean.
27:24What's the fun fact?
27:27Vote me.
27:28Right, a platypus.
27:30What the fuck's a platypus?
27:31Oh, my God.
27:32Perry the platypus.
27:33Phineas and Ferb.
27:34Phineas and Ferb.
27:35Yeah, so you do know.
27:35Yeah, yeah, yeah.
27:36So a platypus.
27:37Does it sweat water, blood, or milk?
27:44Water.
27:44Milk.
27:45Milk?
27:46It sweats out milk.
27:47How the fuck do you know that?
27:49I like platypus.
27:50No, I don't know.
27:51I can't remember.
27:51I think I heard it at a table quiz before.
27:53To be fair, though, you're not a teacher.
27:54Yeah, I don't teach the kids that.
27:57Today we're platypuses.
28:01The girls are wasting no time.
28:03It may only be week one, but they're already discussing their type on paper.
28:06But I read, like, chick flicks.
28:08You know, when they're, like, nothingy.
28:09They're not, like, you're reading, like, psychological books.
28:12Like, that's so different to me.
28:13I'm just like, choo, choo, choo.
28:14I'm a Colleen Hoover type of girl.
28:16Oh, I do like that.
28:16Like, what I like.
28:17We're literally book club guys.
28:19Yeah, you're not out, BBC Four.
28:22We could also do highbrow.
28:27I love Claire Douglas.
28:29There's, like, murder, mis-hearing.
28:31Ooh.
28:32Podcast.
28:33I'm such a Bridget Jones girl.
28:35Nah.
28:36I don't know who Bridget Jones is.
28:37I'm a self-help kind of book.
28:38I find myself help because I'm like, I low-key know half of this already.
28:41Yeah, but I'm like, yeah, this is kind of basic knowledge.
28:42It's like, you should know this shit.
28:44Like, who doesn't know this haram?
28:45They're living their life not knowing this stuff.
28:47You just continue your book chats.
28:49I'm going to go.
28:49No, but we were saying, like, hey, everyone.
28:53Are you dipping your feet in?
28:55Yeah.
28:57What are you guys chatting about?
28:58They were talking about books, and I'm not going to lie, don't read.
29:00Then you came over here, you were like, nah.
29:02I don't read at all.
29:03She's like, nah, nah.
29:03Forget this shit.
29:04What's your favorite novel of the 20th century?
29:06We're talking about books as well.
29:07Oh, fuck.
29:08We're actually talking about foreign literature.
29:10Yeah.
29:10The Swedish ones.
29:11These are taking a chance.
29:12Yeah, the Swedish literature is really interesting.
29:15We were thinking about taking a trip to the library.
29:18Just to see the museums and the culture.
29:20Yeah, all the culture.
29:21So much culture to take in.
29:22I don't mind not reading.
29:24I read a book during the lockdown.
29:28What?
29:29I've came over here to avoid the book conversation,
29:32and you're like, I need a book.
29:33I'm actually just going to go sit on myself.
29:35Ellie is thinking that this is not the under the covers actions
29:38she signed up for.
29:45Robin may be a proud scouser,
29:46but that doesn't mean she knows whereabouts in the UK
29:49Liverpool actually is.
29:51You're going to have to teach me some slanking.
29:52I'm serious.
29:53Because when we get out and I come down,
29:54I'm going to have to go out.
29:56I'm going to have to go out.
29:58Scotland's up the way.
29:59Is it?
30:06You come up, babe.
30:07You come on right down.
30:09You come up.
30:10Well, when I come down.
30:13Up.
30:16When I come off.
30:18When I come off.
30:18When I come off.
30:20You're fine.
30:21It's a way.
30:22Sorry.
30:23Sorry, I don't like bugs.
30:24You don't like bugs.
30:25Then you shouldn't be watching this next unseen bit, Robin.
30:28It's...
30:30Islanders get scared by something.
30:34What?
30:35Do you know what I like?
30:36I like like...
30:38That bug is like...
30:41No one's actually pulled me up.
30:44But...
30:45Can you...
30:46Oh, my God.
30:48Do you know what?
30:49They don't fuck around, do they?
30:50They just come right at you.
30:52It's so nice to have someone come in and just be, like, a man.
30:57A man?
30:58WHISTLE BLOWS
31:00Like, honestly, if I had chopsticks, if I'd have fucking caught that.
31:03Like, I think we're just like...
31:04Oh, my God.
31:05Sorry, that is a ginormous wasp.
31:07I mean, it's probably just attracting people who've already got perfume and stuff on.
31:09Fuck's sake.
31:12Oh.
31:13No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
31:15You're obsessed with me.
31:17I need her to take...
31:20Where is it?
31:21You're all right, you're all right.
31:22It landed on my face.
31:23I just saw that happen.
31:25In 4K, what the hell.
31:27That is a monster.
31:28Did you see it on my face?
31:29It literally landed on my face.
31:31You guys just slapped me.
31:32I love you have...
31:33It hurt.
31:34I'm not joking.
31:35That I should do.
31:36Yeah.
31:36Like, one day, I'll just come over and I'll give you, like, I'll brought you a gift.
31:39Just that.
31:41Get it off me.
31:42Ah!
31:46Why didn't you get it off me?
31:48I just want to see what he's going to do.
31:49He's coming back for revenge.
31:50I think that is the...
31:51That was the same one.
31:54I was quite calm.
31:55Like, whatever happened, happened.
31:58But now I'm, like, ready to...
32:01What is that?
32:02Whoa!
32:03It just fell.
32:05Whoa, wait, take a picture of it.
32:07Oh, it's Islanders.
32:09Take a pic with something.
32:12I'll take a pic of you taking a pic of him.
32:15Come on.
32:15And then I'm going to take a pic of you taking a pic of me taking a pic.
32:26Pick it up.
32:28That's massive.
32:28Don't pick that up.
32:29You just told him to pick it up.
32:31Yeah, just have my mind.
32:34Beetle catching.
32:35We don't know if it's poisonous.
32:38I'm going to do it.
32:41I don't know that shit.
32:42If you don't like it, Opie, then don't do a photo shoot with a dung beetle.
32:52It's the first week and already the terrorist has seen some serious lip action.
32:57Oh, yeah.
33:27But what I'd like to know is what sweet nothings were uttered to set the romantic tone.
33:35Wait, hold up, I'm going to pee quicker.
33:37Shut up.
33:38I swear to God I need to pee.
33:39Fuck off.
33:39Here, look.
33:40You can just take in stuff.
33:42Are you happy you're leaving me already?
33:45He's literally leaving me already.
33:47He's like, I need a way.
33:49Oh, yeah, sir.
33:50How romantic.
34:13Oh, the romance.
34:20I was quite flattered to hear that Lorenzo was talking to Ellie about one of the funniest
34:24people to come out of Scotland.
34:26Which one of you has taken a shit?
34:30That's fucking funny.
34:31It's fucking disgusting.
34:33She's great, that woman.
34:34She put Scotland on the map.
34:35Yeah, what an icon.
34:36Yeah.
34:38Do you know her?
34:39No.
34:40Do I know her?
34:41Do you know the woman that asks if her kids have got her second of shit?
34:45No.
34:45I don't know her.
34:46Wish I did, though.
34:47I'm going to sing Shall Lied by Shall Lied.
34:53We did reenact her.
35:02No, I need to see it, like, front on.
35:03Are you ready?
35:04Right, right.
35:05Right, hold on.
35:06So, what character do you want first?
35:09The real assie.
35:10There's two?
35:11No, the one that's sitting did nothing.
35:13Right, you ready?
35:15I'm going to sing.
35:16I'm going to sing shit.
35:26All right, I'm going to sing Shall Lied by Shall Lied.
35:34This is, like, year 11 drama.
35:37Right, so you're singing.
35:38Oh, no, you saw this one.
35:39You saw this one, you saw it, dude.
35:40Right.
35:40Go, go, go.
35:42Which one of the others has done that shit?
35:46And then you have to say, it wasn't me.
35:47It wasn't me.
35:49Well, that's fucking one of yours.
35:51Disgusting.
35:54Sorry.
35:56Oh, good brother.
35:59Do you make her laugh?
36:01No.
36:02I don't.
36:03Ready?
36:04Go.
36:07Do you know what I mean?
36:08This bit much.
36:10I think it's a bit over the top now.
36:11I feel like I'm going to put it.
36:12What's so funny?
36:13Yeah, Yasmin, that's so funny if you ask me.
36:16It's disgusting.
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37:56Everyone say cheese.
37:58Or better still, everyone say Love Island Unseen Bits.
38:07We're here to throw back to things you wish you had seen.
38:14Like that big ledge behind you, Yaz.
38:17Bloody!
38:18Ow!
38:19It's a programme that's easy to dip into.
38:23Oh, you've just put your hand on the...
38:25All right, listen, that's the least of my problems right now.
38:30It's a show that proves that when life sends you lemons, you can make lemonade.
38:35Fuck off!
38:36At last, the talent that Opie hasn't mastered.
38:41It's Love Island Unseen Bits.
38:46I heard two of the girls walking past my voiceover booth yesterday saying,
38:49that Aidan, what a melt.
38:51I think it might have been something to do with this unseen bite.
38:54That looks good.
38:55Boyd Ramsey.
38:56Met's got two, don't it?
38:58Is this mine, but it's yours?
38:59You right?
39:00You right?
39:01Hi.
39:02Are you joking me?
39:04Are you going to come and have a girl's shower?
39:05Can we share it?
39:13Can I have some?
39:14Oh, it's a bit soggy on that...
39:16It's a bit soggy!
39:18It's got a soggy bottom.
39:20Don't moan, babe.
39:22What did she say?
39:23It's a bit soggy.
39:24Bring it back here, then.
39:26Sorry, Aidan.
39:27And it looks like your reputation as a chef is toast.
39:30I want to give the girls...
39:32Is it a Sam's egg?
39:33Can I have Sam?
39:34Oh, my God!
39:36That is the best thing I've ever diced you.
39:41Mmm.
39:43That's so...
39:44I've got full-on chibbers.
39:48Do you want to have that?
39:49I would.
39:50She would?
39:51Yes, she would.
39:52How fucking good is that?
39:54How good is this?
39:58That's my favourite thing in the world.
40:07Incredible from him.
40:11He's an amazing man.
40:13Well, this is a Love Island first.
40:15A girl that likes a cheesy fella who strings her along.
40:2424 hours after they entered the villa,
40:26the truth came out about George and Yasmin's secret mission from Maya.
40:30Islanders, Yasmin and George entered the villa yesterday.
40:34They have been keeping a secret.
40:36No, I don't think it's funny, you know.
40:38Well, that's what you were wrong, Yasmin.
40:40It was funny.
40:42First, everyone pulled a funny face.
40:44And then there was this priceless bit of comedy timing
40:47as Sam Raginelli were sent packing.
40:52Alien Sam Raginelli, it's not over yet.
40:55A second chance is coming.
40:57Is this a joke?
40:58It is a joke, Sam Raginelli.
41:01I told you this was funny.
41:02The games have begun.
41:05I'm ready.
41:05Also ready were two brand new bombshells.
41:08So Alien Sam Raginelli went from dumped to double dates.
41:13And here are some delicious unseen bits that you didn't get to see.
41:18Really?
41:18Lovely, isn't it?
41:19Sorry, what was your name?
41:20Cavan.
41:21Eh?
41:21Cavan, yeah, the K.
41:22It's different, isn't it?
41:23Oh, Cavan?
41:24Cavan, yeah.
41:24I sound horrible saying that.
41:26Where are you from?
41:26You got a bit of an accent?
41:27Have a guess.
41:30Welsh.
41:31No.
41:31No?
41:32Scottish?
41:32Yeah.
41:3350, 50, wasn't it?
41:3450, 50.
41:35I was going to say close enough, but I've nailed that.
41:37Do you have this before?
41:38I'm a model, darling.
41:39I'm used to the cameras.
41:40Make sure you get my good side, okay?
41:43Cheers.
41:43To us.
41:44Cheers.
41:45Indeed.
41:46Sorry.
41:47I just won't work.
41:50Yeah, I need to put this down.
41:51I actually can't see that fucking thing.
41:53I should have got that bow ties down, because I'm just getting in that now, no, ain't I?
41:56It's okay.
41:56There's a flyer.
41:57Yeah, I was going to say, you don't want that in your drink.
41:59It does look shit.
42:01What's going to happen?
42:02Come on.
42:03Let's go.
42:03Let's go.
42:03Oh.
42:04It's fine.
42:09Did you just make my head?
42:16It's back.
42:17It's time for Beach Up Bonanza.
42:22I asked our anders to show me their party tricks.
42:26Party tricks?
42:27I don't know, uh, I could do the moonwalk.
42:34Mate, that was shit to be fair.
42:37I have the world's crappest party tricks, which I'm going to show you guys, because the world
42:42needs to see it.
42:52Ta-da!
42:58I think I've got one.
43:01Two legs up, and a little like this, make it rain.
43:06This one bends a lot worse than this one, but this one's pure minging.
43:14Tense my abs.
43:15I think having abs is the party trick, so...
43:20Oh.
43:24Huh?
43:26Maybe?
43:27I don't know.
43:32Oh, it goes like this.
43:50I've got really bendy, wendy hands, so I can do this weird thing.
43:54I can do the magic mic one, where I jump in the air and I grind on the floor.
44:00Oh!
44:01Oh no!
44:03I think we're okay.
44:07I'm sorry.
44:09Is it all right?
44:10So I've got...
44:10Is that one a rush to do it again?
44:12Maybe not.
44:15Come back next week for some more...
44:18Beach a banana!
44:24Unseen Bits is contractually obliged to include a certain amount of farts in each episode,
44:29but we are almost at the end and we have not reached our quota.
44:32We're going to get reported to WAFT.com, let's have one last look.
44:36I am terrified to see the Unseen Bits because I am just exactly how I am at home.
44:40I will be farting on Unseen Bits.
44:41Me, no!
44:44It's that time we got...
44:47If it doesn't dog it in random...
44:48100% they're going to use that shit.
44:50Yeah, 100%.
44:50Of course we are in just in time.
44:53It was a princess pop.
44:54It wasn't anything else.
44:55It wasn't a fart.
44:57It wasn't a fart.
44:57We'll take a princess pop, Yasmin, thanks.
45:00See you next time.
45:01Bye!
45:02Bye!
45:06Bye!
45:12Bye!
45:20Bye!
45:26Bye!
45:27Bye!
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