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Crush Alert! Love Request From My Enemy💗🍀 englishsub watchfull
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00:00:04New Intimacy Level Unlocked
00:00:11New Skin Dangerously Hot is Equipped
00:00:21You're staring. You like what you see?
00:00:23Maybe.
00:00:32When are you gonna tell me you really are? You know who I really am. I'm Valaqueen33.
00:00:37Such a dumb username. Oh, okay, guacamolewizard275. Don't talk to me about dumb usernames.
00:00:44You know, you're lucky you're cute. You don't even know what I look like.
00:00:47Well, I would if you agreed to meet me in person. Or at least a photo.
00:00:52Maybe someday.
00:00:53Okay.
00:00:58Crap, I'm late.
00:00:59Good luck, Skylacher Queen.
00:01:04Who needs luck when I have my talisman to remind me of my knight?
00:01:11In the game of Castle Claimers, I might be a warrior princess in love with a dashing knight,
00:01:16but on my first day at Edmunds Academy, I feel like a peasant.
00:01:21Watch it. This isn't public school.
00:01:25Forget your training wheels.
00:01:28At least I have my knight's charm to help me get through the day.
00:01:42Stop, stop, stop, stop the car!
00:01:46No!
00:01:49My knight's special talisman!
00:01:51Ruined!
00:01:58He's so hot.
00:01:59Hey! I told you to stop the car!
00:02:06Oh my gosh, he's cold!
00:02:08He's so hot!
00:02:12Hey!
00:02:14What is wrong with you?
00:02:16Didn't you see me yelling and screaming for you to stop the car?
00:02:18Okay, I see you now, new girl.
00:02:21What are you with me, son?
00:02:23What are you talking about?
00:02:24Why?
00:02:26I thought you were one of my fans.
00:02:28No, I'm not one of your fans!
00:02:32You just broke something that's really important to me!
00:02:35Yeah, I break a lot of hours, player cop.
00:02:37Okay?
00:02:39You should know that.
00:02:41I don't know who you are, but you were a...
00:02:44You were a...
00:02:47Asshole!
00:02:53Alright.
00:02:54I broke something of yours.
00:02:56Sure, but...
00:02:57Hey!
00:02:59You got my attention.
00:03:02So, in that case, we're even...
00:03:09Don't do it, Hayley.
00:03:12Have a good day.
00:03:15Don't do it!
00:03:18Don't do it.
00:03:18I'm so sorry...
00:03:18I got my...
00:03:20I need some...
00:03:22I need some...
00:03:22I need some...
00:03:23I need some...
00:03:23I need some...
00:03:23Oh, fuck!
00:03:25Now we're even.
00:03:27My laptop better not be broken.
00:03:29I can't lose my connection to Valley Queen.
00:03:36you just made the wrong enemy you just made the wrong enemy i'm going to make every classroom
00:03:44every hallway and every rumor in this school your personal nightmare i'm gonna make her
00:03:51what's going on close fighting the new girl now close leaving the new girl yeah idiot i can see
00:03:59that just met an unhinged person good thing the universe balances it with you same ran into a
00:04:08certified asshole can't wait to see you in the game tonight cole do you need help i can help you
00:04:18the new girl poured coffee on him this bitch thinks that she can just roll up and piss off
00:04:23michael but he's not your cole shut up lindsay he's not yet
00:04:31hi i'm jen and this is lindsay hi i'm hailey so nice to meet you you have first day jitters
00:04:39it's totally understandable we want to make sure you feel really welcome and so we'll take you to
00:04:44your locker let's go uh there you go thanks so much
00:05:14oh you're welcome new girl honestly it's kind of an improvement on your face
00:05:25guacamole wizard wow what are you catfishing some little lonely online gamer boy
00:05:30get it back hold on
00:05:34hey if you go to edmunds academy you should come to locker 83 right now send here now your little
00:05:40gamer friend can see your ugly little face
00:05:44so when can i meet the hero ruined your billionaire shirt i'm your friend first max at least check
00:05:49on me oh is that the online level ah chill please
00:05:57no way what is it no valet queen goes to school
00:06:07please ignore that someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank send
00:06:15what is wrong with you you mess with cole edmunds and you're gonna mess with me
00:06:20edmunds what you don't know that his family owns the whole school
00:06:24wow you really did crawl out of the gutter didn't you
00:06:29stop recording me
00:06:32jen is a new girl
00:06:34wait is a new girl valley queen
00:06:38there's no way the new girl is valley queen could it be jen
00:06:45ew
00:06:48your enemy is our enemy goal and i just made sure that the new girl knows that
00:06:53no chance it's jen so is it she does look kind of cute
00:07:05please ignore that someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank
00:07:09what was i thinking of course she's not my online lover
00:07:17hey there buttercup
00:07:18keep walking hayley just keep walking
00:07:21you got a problem with shaving this morning or
00:07:25my name's hayley wow hayley i think you uh
00:07:29you used to spell on your upper lip right there
00:07:34what a coincidence
00:07:35so did you
00:07:36oh no
00:07:40oh i'm sorry
00:07:42i forgot you don't even need shaving cream
00:07:44you're just a man child with follicle issues
00:07:49if your liver ends up with her i must have failed an eye exam
00:08:05i was so relieved to see you something happened and i lost the game i thought i'd never see you
00:08:09again
00:08:11i think it's time we call this what it is
00:08:14and what is this what i think it is is i want to be with you and you want to
00:08:21be with me
00:08:22as more than just friends
00:08:24oh thank god i honestly want that more than anything
00:08:28you're my soulmate like i like you so much
00:08:30okay well since we're dating now um i'm ready to send my photo
00:08:46okay no face just the boobs is it a bad idea but all my online friends said it's cool
00:08:54pg-13 nudes are harmless all the kids do this you'll love it
00:09:02oh this lighting hates me
00:09:04come on hayley confidence you literally fight dragons online
00:09:13okay yeah that's actually kind of
00:09:20oh my god seriously
00:09:24hello anyone don't look at me
00:09:31don't look at me
00:09:32i'm trying not for viable are we i don't think you're supposed to do it like that
00:09:36get out now
00:09:37fine
00:09:39ow damn it
00:09:44come on
00:09:50oh
00:09:56oh
00:09:57oh
00:09:57oh
00:09:58oh
00:09:58oh
00:09:59oh
00:10:18you're helping me
00:10:19I won't, I didn't point on it, but here we are
00:10:28excuse you, these boobs are for someone else
00:10:31we got a little boyfriend, do we? that is shocking
00:10:34yeah, actually, and he'd probably kill you right now if you saw him flirting with me
00:10:38flirting? yeah, don't lie to yourself, I've got a girlfriend too
00:10:41my thoughts and prayers to her
00:10:42funny
00:10:44okay, well, can we just pretend this didn't happen and go our separate ways?
00:10:48fine by me
00:10:51oh, and um, of all the purple brawl, by the way
00:10:56I like it in a weird way, not in my type, but, you know, power theory, whatever
00:11:01could you just get out of here?
00:11:12hopefully guacamole wizard will like it too
00:11:15Jen, red alert, Colm and the new girl are for sure flirting
00:11:19I think it's time to take drastic action
00:11:23don't be a coward, just send it
00:11:26Jen
00:11:30oh my god
00:11:32here goes nothing
00:11:41still no response? don't freak out, he's probably just busy
00:11:48give it back
00:11:49why? you don't want me to see your slutty little nude?
00:11:53oh, this is actually a really good photo
00:11:55honestly, it's so good that I think the whole school should see it
00:11:58did you get it, lindsay?
00:11:59mm-hmm
00:12:00got it
00:12:03what are you doing?
00:12:14oh my god
00:12:30oh, shit
00:12:31yo, what's going on?
00:12:34dude, your enemy's nude just got put up on the big screen
00:12:36what? yeah
00:12:51come on
00:12:53let's see if these builds are photoshopped
00:13:07SMX
00:13:08oh my brave knight
00:13:12i wish you were here with me right now
00:13:19oh my god
00:13:20oh cool
00:13:21your enemy's kind of hot
00:13:24Since you're so into slutty photos, why don't we just go ahead and go full nude?
00:13:31Ted, no.
00:13:32No, no, no, no, no.
00:13:33Ted, stop!
00:13:34Ted, stop!
00:13:35Ted, stop!
00:13:37Ted, stop!
00:13:37Ted, stop!
00:13:38Ted, stop!
00:13:39Ted, stop!
00:13:39Ted, stop!
00:13:40Ted, stop!
00:13:41Ted, stop!
00:13:42Ted, stop!
00:13:47Ted, stop!
00:13:51Ted, stop!
00:13:52Ted , my school enemy is my ally girlfriend?
00:13:56Don't, stop!
00:13:58Uhm, stop!
00:14:08Hey, you okay?
00:14:11All right?
00:14:13Give that to me.
00:14:21Now give the phone back, Jen.
00:14:23What the hell, Cole? I thought you'd be happy.
00:14:30How does it feel being exposed to the whole school?
00:14:33Not good, huh?
00:14:34Now if you don't delete it off your phone,
00:14:36I'm exposed to what else is fake about you.
00:14:38And I know it's not just your purse.
00:14:41Why are you even defending her?
00:14:42She's the loser who has nude photos for random men.
00:14:46Haley's got more personality than all of you combined.
00:14:49And if you mess with her, you mess with me.
00:14:51You hear me?
00:14:56Haley, are you?
00:14:56Cole is on my side now?
00:14:58Is he doing this to play with my feelings?
00:15:01I just need to be alone.
00:15:03Haley!
00:15:08Cole is a rich asshole.
00:15:09And he said we were enemies.
00:15:12But why did I get butterflies when he looked at me today?
00:15:17Don't stay up too late, honey.
00:15:20Love you, Mom.
00:15:20Mom.
00:15:22Wait, Mom.
00:15:27Do people change?
00:15:30Like, can a spoiled brat somehow become nice?
00:15:37Well, maybe just give them a second chance.
00:15:56Tough day, huh?
00:15:58There's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria.
00:16:01They're my favorite.
00:16:02Noted.
00:16:03Is that all?
00:16:04The whole school treats me like I'm their punching bag.
00:16:07I'm just trying to bring a little hope to my family and keep my scholarship.
00:16:11Oh.
00:16:12I'm really proud of you.
00:16:14And then there's this guy.
00:16:15He has this vendetta against me, but at the same time he's super contradictory.
00:16:20It's so confusing.
00:16:21Sounds like you're into this guy.
00:16:24Sounds like you're into this guy.
00:16:25No.
00:16:26I'm not into this guy.
00:16:27I like you.
00:16:28Only you.
00:16:34I really liked your photo, by the way.
00:16:36You did?
00:16:37Are you gonna reciprocate?
00:16:39I was thinking it would be better if we met in person.
00:16:41That sounds amazing.
00:16:43When?
00:16:43Where?
00:16:44Well, after school.
00:16:45At the balcony.
00:16:46I'll bring flowers.
00:16:48Deal?
00:16:57I'm about to meet my boyfriend.
00:17:08Stop thinking about Cole.
00:17:18Call me father.
00:17:19I heard about you harassing Jen at school today.
00:17:22Defending that nobody.
00:17:24Haley girl.
00:17:25Haley's not a nobody, dad.
00:17:27Are those for her?
00:17:32What the fuck?
00:17:36What the fuck?
00:17:37I know what Haley is, Cole.
00:17:39Her mother works as a maid at my office.
00:17:42That whole family is trash.
00:17:44Stay away from her.
00:17:45And what if I say no?
00:17:47Stay away from Haley Cole.
00:17:49Or I'll fire her mother.
00:17:51What if she found out that you were the one making her life miserable?
00:17:55I'm almost 18.
00:17:56Soon I'll have my inheritance.
00:17:58I hate to make Haley wait, but she can't know who I am before I make sure her family is
00:18:03safe.
00:18:04You're sick.
00:18:07It's called watching out for your future.
00:18:14Oh, hi.
00:18:16I am Haley.
00:18:17Yes.
00:18:18Mm-hmm.
00:18:19So nice to meet you.
00:18:21God.
00:18:22I'd give anything just to hear her say my name.
00:18:24But the moment she knows, I lose her forever.
00:18:29Thank you for the flowers.
00:18:31You're so nice.
00:18:36Guacamole wizard.
00:18:38Ew.
00:18:42Guacamole wizard.
00:18:43Ew.
00:18:45You're waiting for your stupid little secret boyfriend?
00:18:48Pathetic.
00:18:49Maybe he's married.
00:18:50Or maybe he's fat.
00:18:52And maybe he's sitting on his life video.
00:18:56I don't want any more trouble.
00:18:59Why is Guacamole wizard still not here?
00:19:01Oh, no.
00:19:02We're not here to give you any trouble.
00:19:03We just noticed that you didn't have any lunch.
00:19:05And so we thought we would bring you a sandwich.
00:19:09Eat it.
00:19:23Call me.
00:19:24So you thought that you can just humiliate me in front of the entire school?
00:19:29You're a maid's daughter, so you can go ahead and eat trash.
00:19:33Guacamole wizard, where are you?
00:19:35Oh, and by the way, Nicole's not going to come save you.
00:19:38Because after all, he's rich.
00:19:40Like me.
00:19:45I'm nothing like you.
00:19:50Yeah, I'm nothing like you.
00:19:53Cole again?
00:19:55Why is he always here when I need help?
00:19:57Pick it up.
00:19:59Cole, we were kidding.
00:20:00It's ketchup.
00:20:01Pick that bloody thing up.
00:20:07Pick it up!
00:20:07Pick it up, you're going to record this.
00:20:16Did your dad tell you not to mess with Haley anymore?
00:20:18Don't think you have leverage here, so I'll tell your mom how fucked up you are. You're gonna hold that
00:20:23thing next to your face and do what I say
00:20:28I will leave Hailey alone
00:20:33I will leave Hailey alone
00:20:38Got it? Let's go
00:20:41What are you looking at?
00:20:46Got it? Let's go
00:20:55Oh
00:20:55Thank you
00:20:58Wow
00:20:59Never thought I'd hear you say that
00:21:03Why do you keep following me around?
00:21:05I just
00:21:07I happen to see you
00:21:09Were you waiting at someone?
00:21:11Yeah, my boyfriend actually
00:21:16Well, he kind of stood me up, so
00:21:20Maybe you didn't do it on purpose
00:21:23Maybe you got to do it nice today
00:21:25Cole, are you being nice to me?
00:21:29You thought we were enemies
00:21:31I mean, I still find you incredibly annoying though
00:21:33So
00:21:34Am I that annoying?
00:21:35Maybe you'll like me once you realize I have layers
00:21:37Are you trying to play with my feelings, Cole Ednaz?
00:21:40Because it's not gonna work
00:21:41I'm like those stupid spoiled heiresses
00:21:49How'd that online barking in your ears make you fall for her?
00:21:56He makes me feel safe
00:21:58He makes me feel safe
00:21:59You wouldn't understand though
00:22:05You don't understand better than you think
00:22:08Cole understands me better than I think
00:22:12I didn't see
00:22:14How you touch him like this
00:22:26If you keep staring, I'm gonna think you like what you see
00:22:29No, my boyfriend has way better abs than you do
00:22:36In the game
00:22:39Oh, in the game, huh?
00:22:46Why does he have to smell so good?
00:22:52You lost a lot in the game, too
00:22:56I can see why he likes you
00:23:07I can't do this
00:23:10I love my boyfriend
00:23:11And you will never understand that
00:23:13He's smart and he's kind
00:23:15And he loves me for who I am
00:23:19That is so much more important to me
00:23:21Than whatever this is between us
00:23:24I wish I could just tell her right now
00:23:33Wait, it couldn't be
00:23:37Cole, what was that notification on your phone?
00:23:42There's nothing
00:23:43Cole, who are you?
00:23:48What was that notification on your phone?
00:23:49It was my dad telling me my car got done getting waxed
00:23:54Champagne problems, huh?
00:23:57You live such a tough life
00:24:03What was I thinking?
00:24:05We are from two different worlds
00:24:06He just wants to play with me
00:24:08But why did I want to kiss him so badly?
00:24:15Why didn't you come to school today?
00:24:18I got into a car accident
00:24:19Really?
00:24:20Are you okay?
00:24:21You have to keep me in the hospital till prom
00:24:23He was right
00:24:24Who?
00:24:25Nobody
00:24:26Which hospital are you staying at?
00:24:27I want to come visit you
00:24:29No, no, you can't
00:24:30I look miserable now
00:24:32You need to see me in style
00:24:34Fine, if you say so
00:24:36So
00:24:37Are we going to prom together?
00:24:39Hell yeah we are
00:24:45Why would anyone want to sit next to her?
00:24:47Whoever needs a charity case
00:25:04Oh
00:25:05You
00:25:06Oh
00:25:06Me
00:25:07Why is she so lucky?
00:25:09Cole's never been this way with any other girl
00:25:12People think you're really lucky to be my lab partner
00:25:15I'm sure you feel really lucky to be my lab partner
00:25:17Because you don't do any homework
00:25:24You finished it?
00:25:26It's okay
00:25:27What would you know each other more?
00:25:29I'm not that curious about you actually
00:25:30I'm curious about you though
00:25:32Like uh
00:25:33How close were you with your mom?
00:25:36What is he trying to do?
00:25:38It's none of your business
00:25:39But I'm very close with my mom
00:25:41I'd kill anyone who hurts her
00:25:46Does Cole genuinely want to know me?
00:25:56So
00:25:58Are you going to prom?
00:25:59Uh
00:25:59I do well
00:26:00I don't know
00:26:02So you have a date
00:26:04Or shall I say victim?
00:26:06Are you jealous of me?
00:26:08Me?
00:26:08Jealous?
00:26:09No
00:26:10Why would I be jealous?
00:26:11Oh because I think you so secretly want me
00:26:13You are so full of yourself
00:26:15You can do this on your own
00:26:16Yeah
00:26:19No way
00:26:21It's a self-locking door
00:26:23Really?
00:26:24Miss Corma's gonna be back in an hour
00:26:25I'm sure it'll be fine
00:26:26I'm stuck here with you for a full hour
00:26:29I'm not
00:26:29Sorry
00:26:30Am I that bad?
00:26:31I think maybe we can pick up where we left off
00:26:34Or
00:26:35Maybe trust me and do
00:26:36Uh uh
00:26:37We're keeping our distance this time actually
00:26:39Yeah
00:26:50That was my first kiss
00:26:54My first kiss was not supposed to go like that
00:26:56It was supposed to be special at prom
00:26:58And not just bumping lips
00:27:10You're really good at this
00:27:12Why don't you regret it?
00:27:15You know
00:27:16We can do more if you want
00:27:23No
00:27:32Hey there
00:27:32I've been holding back a lot more than you think
00:27:36So you want me?
00:27:40I think you know how much I want you
00:27:46Do you want me?
00:27:48I want you
00:27:54Oh shit
00:27:55Oh shit
00:27:58Anyone in here?
00:28:01Oh my god
00:28:02How long have you two been in here?
00:28:04I really need to change this locker
00:28:06Are you two okay?
00:28:07Oh?
00:28:08Yeah, yeah, we're good
00:28:09I think so
00:28:10We're okay
00:28:11Good job
00:28:12Okay, nice
00:28:18Are you just going to pretend like that didn't happen?
00:28:20What didn't happen?
00:28:22Hey, wait
00:28:22It's just hormones
00:28:24Jake
00:28:26Can you still play after your accident?
00:28:28Relax, I'm not dead
00:28:30Wait, car accident?
00:28:32Guacamole wizard?
00:28:38I gotta go
00:28:47Guacamole wizard
00:28:47Huh?
00:28:51Are you all better after your car accident?
00:28:53Do I know you?
00:28:55Why is he being so standoffish?
00:28:57Is he trying to give me a surprise?
00:28:58Or he heard something about Cole?
00:29:01You're crushing your soda can
00:29:04She thinks guacamole wizard is Jake Myers
00:29:07She was in a real car accident
00:29:08And according to you so is guacamole wizard
00:29:10I can't take this anymore
00:29:12Cole!
00:29:13Wait!
00:29:15Oh shit
00:29:20What's up guys?
00:29:23Um...
00:29:24We were just chatting
00:29:24Chatting about Jake's grand plans to kick balls?
00:29:28Was there something that you wanted, Cole?
00:29:31Hey!
00:29:32Just figured I'd bring you some mozzarella sticks
00:29:35They're your favorite, right?
00:29:38How did you know that?
00:29:40Tough day, huh?
00:29:42There's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria
00:29:43They're my favorite
00:29:45He couldn't be Cole
00:29:47Could he?
00:29:53The truth is, um...
00:29:55A dickhead?
00:29:58Would you honestly get out of here, bro?
00:29:59You came to my table, bro
00:30:00And knocked my ball away
00:30:08There it goes again
00:30:10Cole is jealous
00:30:11We got a problem here, Cole
00:30:13We got a problem here, Cole
00:30:14We don't have a problem
00:30:15We don't have a problem
00:30:17We don't have a problem
00:30:18Tell Cole to get my ball
00:30:19And we don't have a problem
00:30:21Jake, it would take me forever to find one of your balls
00:30:25I have the ball now
00:30:26Can we stop measuring each other's dicks?
00:30:30Cole and Jake are fighting over Hayley?
00:30:34Maybe I can use that
00:30:37Jake!
00:30:38Hey!
00:30:40What if I told you that I have an internship opportunity for you with my dad?
00:30:44Wait, seriously?
00:30:45Yeah, just one little catch
00:30:46You have to pretend to like Hallie Roth
00:30:51All right, you have the rest of the period to work on your lab reports
00:30:54If you have any questions, I'll be at my desk
00:30:58I thought Guacamole Wizard would feel more like Cole
00:31:01But if he's really Jake, then maybe this was always going to end
00:31:06You've literally been staring for five minutes
00:31:07I'm thinking
00:31:08About the report or about him?
00:31:10Why are you making it so weird about Jake?
00:31:12We literally made out of a sore dream
00:31:15Maybe you've known Jake longer
00:31:16No, you don't
00:31:18How do you know that?
00:31:19You're going to prom with someone else
00:31:20Stop acting like you're serious about me
00:31:23You have no idea
00:31:29Oh my god, is Jake asking me to prom?
00:31:45Hayley, someone's here to see you
00:31:58Are you asking me to prom?
00:32:01Too cheesy?
00:32:02No, it's cute
00:32:04The accident, the mozzarella sticks
00:32:08He is Guacamole Wizard
00:32:09So, um...
00:32:11What do you think?
00:32:12You want to go to prom with me?
00:32:14I...
00:32:15I should feel happy
00:32:16But why does this feel so wrong?
00:32:20Hey, can we not?
00:32:24Hey, can we not?
00:32:26Dude, seriously, what is your problem?
00:32:28My problem here, dude
00:32:30Is that me and my lab partner have work to do
00:32:31And you're out here to strike me with bad puns
00:32:34Wow
00:32:36That is some weak shit, man
00:32:38That's weak shit?
00:32:40Is this weak shit?
00:32:43Oh my god
00:32:51Wow
00:32:52Wow
00:32:52He's got really pretty eyes
00:32:59Wait, I can't
00:33:01Colt, put me down
00:33:02Put me down
00:33:03Put me down
00:33:05Don't do that again
00:33:19New couple alert?
00:33:22Fuck off, Jen
00:33:23Why do you hate me so much, Cole?
00:33:25You and I, we're not that different
00:33:27And if you'd realize and give me a chance
00:33:28I think that we would make a great match
00:33:31Like, say, if you asked me to prom
00:33:34I might say yes
00:33:37Jen, you wanna go to prom
00:33:40With me?
00:33:41Jen, you wanna go to prom
00:33:43With me?
00:33:44We're both hot
00:33:45And we're both rich
00:33:47And our dads have been in business
00:33:48Like, forever, so
00:33:50Power Manic
00:33:51I think I'll pass
00:33:54You're gonna regret this, Cole Edmonds
00:33:58Oh, here they come
00:34:02If I message Corcamole Wizard
00:34:03I wonder if Jake's phone were ding
00:34:07What should we wear to prom?
00:34:09And the Dean's List
00:34:19Um, I'll talk to you later
00:34:20I'll see you around school, okay?
00:34:22Okay, yeah, I'll see you later
00:34:22Bye
00:34:24He's so different
00:34:26Maybe he's still recovering from the accident?
00:34:30Hayley?
00:34:35No
00:34:39Geez
00:34:41God
00:34:47Here, I'll get it
00:34:48Oh, you're scared of me seeing all the girls in your phone?
00:34:56I don't care
00:34:57I do care
00:35:00Hell yeah
00:35:17I don't put a prom with Jake
00:35:19I mean, he only knows you like mozzarella sticks because of me
00:35:21He doesn't even know you
00:35:23And you do?
00:35:24How do you know I like mozzarella sticks?
00:35:26That's something I've only ever talked about
00:35:28Because
00:35:29I
00:35:30Pay attention to what you like
00:35:32I noticed it at lunch
00:35:34The first day
00:35:36You were watching me?
00:35:38Just...
00:35:39Just don't go, I promise Jake
00:35:54Move!
00:35:56Cole is talking to Hayley, again
00:35:58Your job is to keep them away from each other, Jake
00:36:02Unless you don't want that internship that my dad got you
00:36:04Obviously I do
00:36:05Okay, then break them up, idiot
00:36:09What do I do?
00:36:11I've got a few ideas
00:36:17Hey, look
00:36:20Someone will take you to prom
00:36:21Alright, I promise
00:36:22Yeah?
00:36:23Really, like who?
00:36:24I mean, the whole school hates me
00:36:25Except for Jake
00:36:28And you
00:36:28But you're not asking me
00:36:32Hey
00:36:33Oh, hey Jake
00:36:34Hey Hal, um
00:36:36I just wanted to thank you again for
00:36:38The other night
00:36:41The other night?
00:36:42Yeah, it was
00:36:44So
00:36:46Sexy
00:36:47You're so sexy
00:36:48Jake, what are you talking about?
00:36:52I hate to break it to you asshole, but she's my prom date
00:37:01And she's a real tiger in the pet room
00:37:03Ha ha ha ha
00:37:04Oh!
00:37:05Oh shit! Look up!
00:37:07Oh shit!
00:37:08Come on!
00:37:11Oh!
00:37:11Oh!
00:37:13Oh!
00:37:16Oh!
00:37:19Oh my god!
00:37:20Oh my god!
00:37:24Oh my god!
00:37:24Stop guys!
00:37:25Stop it!
00:37:25Stop!
00:37:27What the hell is going on over there?
00:37:31Shit.
00:37:32It's Principal Stevens
00:37:33I've gotta save Cole
00:37:34I mean Jake
00:37:35I've gotta save Jake
00:37:41Oh!
00:37:42Oh my god!
00:37:43Principal Stevens
00:37:44I'm so sorry
00:37:46Hailey Rock, that's detention. After school, don't be late.
00:38:07Cole, what are you doing here?
00:38:09Can we keep you company?
00:38:11It's the least I could do if you saved my ass today.
00:38:16The locker thing, that was an accident.
00:38:18Oh, sure.
00:38:21So, uh, you and Jake, huh?
00:38:25No.
00:38:27He lied about that. I don't know why, though.
00:38:30Good.
00:38:32You know, I thought about that asshole every time he looks at you makes me sick to my stomach.
00:38:37Thinking about him touching you, kissing you.
00:38:40I could kill him.
00:38:44Promise me you won't go to prom with it.
00:38:49Okay, fine. I won't.
00:38:54Because I want to go to prom with you.
00:38:58Okay, everyone. Let's start off by mixing our sodium bicarbonate.
00:39:08Oh, my God. I am so fed up with this.
00:39:29Oh, sorry. I tripped.
00:39:32No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:39:33Jen!
00:39:34What? It always has to be about her, doesn't it?
00:39:40They're dead.
00:39:42They're both dead.
00:39:43Oh.
00:39:45How am I going to be able to talk to Guacamole Wizard?
00:39:49Oh.
00:39:50What are you... are you almost crying?
00:39:53It's probably because you can't afford a new one.
00:39:57Jen!
00:39:58Jen! What's going on over there?
00:40:08Wait.
00:40:10No, what's going on is Jen is getting a taste of her own medicine.
00:40:13This squirm is burning!
00:40:14Mr. Edmonds!
00:40:16Oh, please. It's baking soda and water. You're fine.
00:40:18Detention. Today, after school.
00:40:21Shit.
00:40:33Jake, hey.
00:40:35Oh, uh, sorry. Gotta get to student council.
00:40:40Hey, you didn't even try the rice trick.
00:40:43The rice trick?
00:40:47Yeah.
00:40:48You don't know about the...
00:40:51Come on.
00:41:04Hey, I'm Ella.
00:41:07It's Emma.
00:41:09Yeah, that's what I said.
00:41:10Can you hack a broken laptop?
00:41:21Hey, it's gonna be okay.
00:41:23We'll pour out in a few more minutes and it'll be like the whole thing never happened.
00:41:27No, it's not just the phone or the laptop. It means... it means I can't...
00:41:32Can't what?
00:41:36I talked to a friend online.
00:41:38He's really important to me.
00:41:43And I'm sure you're really important to him.
00:41:56You know, Cole, if you look past all that hair gel and...
00:42:01Big ol' ego and...
00:42:03Okay, okay. I-I get it.
00:42:08You're kinda sweet.
00:42:14Hey, look at that.
00:42:16Oh my god. Thank you.
00:42:20Oh my god.
00:42:21You're a miracle worker.
00:42:28Ugh, what is taking so long?
00:42:30You doused this thing in sodium bicarbonate.
00:42:33Shut up, Ella.
00:42:34It's Emma.
00:42:35Whatever.
00:42:42Oh my god.
00:42:50Oh, morning, valley whore!
00:42:52How are things in the castle?
00:42:59Valley whore?
00:43:00What are they talking about?
00:43:17Guacamole wizard, when can we be together in person?
00:43:20Guacamole wizard, I want you so badly, I dream about you touching me.
00:43:24Oh my god, someone hacked my castle claimers messages.
00:43:27Touch me, guacamole wizard.
00:43:30Yeah.
00:43:31Hey, valley whore.
00:43:32Show him what you really like.
00:43:52Here you go.
00:43:53Here, this is for you.
00:43:59Oh, do you like what I've done with the place?
00:44:00You hacked my laptop?
00:44:04Oh no, it wasn't me.
00:44:05It was that kid, Ella.
00:44:06But I definitely gotta reap the benefits.
00:44:08What kind of incel sex over a video game, Hayley?
00:44:12What are you, catfishing this guy?
00:44:13No, I'm not trying to catfish him.
00:44:15Hey everyone!
00:44:16I think valley whore's a catfish.
00:44:20Because who in their right mind would spend their time thirsting over you?
00:44:48Stop it, stop, stop!
00:44:50Stop!
00:44:53Stop!
00:44:53Let's go and set the janitor some time.
00:44:58Jake!
00:44:59Hey!
00:45:01Now's the time.
00:45:03Tell them.
00:45:04Tell them what?
00:45:05That you're guacamole wizard.
00:45:08Who's guacamole wizard?
00:45:11Here you go.
00:45:14Oh my god.
00:45:16Did you think that Jake was your secret little online boyfriend?
00:45:19Sweetie, I've been bribing him this whole time to pretend to like you.
00:45:23What?
00:45:24Why would you do that?
00:45:25Oh, I don't know, Cole.
00:45:26Why do you think I would do that?
00:45:29Jake, is this true?
00:45:31Have you been pretending to like me this whole time?
00:45:35Sorry.
00:45:36It was nothing personal?
00:45:43Yeah, nothing personal.
00:45:51Alright, alright, alright.
00:45:52Enough!
00:45:53What in the world is going on here?
00:45:56Is that a leaf blower?
00:45:57That's all him.
00:45:58Okay, well you both have detention, so...
00:46:05Let me get this straight.
00:46:07You stole a leaf blower and defaced school property?
00:46:11It wasn't school property, Dad.
00:46:12It was Jen's cyber boy spreadsheets.
00:46:14Jesus Christ, how does she always get away with this shit?
00:46:18Could it be because her father's running for Senate, Cole?
00:46:20You think that's what it could be?
00:46:22Who cares?
00:46:23I care.
00:46:25And, I hear she's got an eye for you.
00:46:27So you're taking her to prom.
00:46:29What?
00:46:30I don't overmind that body.
00:46:31Oh, because you like that Haley girl?
00:46:34I'm firing her mother right now.
00:46:36No, no.
00:46:36Please don't.
00:46:38Please.
00:46:38Then you're taking Jen to prom.
00:46:41Max's dad called.
00:46:42He said he's having a party tomorrow.
00:46:44You're gonna go and you're gonna ask Jen to prom.
00:46:47End of discussion.
00:46:54Come on, you big coward.
00:46:55Message him.
00:46:57Just do it, just do it.
00:47:01You must think I'm the biggest idiot.
00:47:09I could never think that.
00:47:16But I thought you were Jake.
00:47:18Please, can't you just tell me now?
00:47:20I think I've had enough public humiliation for one lifetime.
00:47:26I heard that guy Max is throwing a party tomorrow.
00:47:29If you want, I'll meet you there.
00:47:41Here.
00:47:42Okay.
00:47:43You got this, Haley.
00:47:45Just take a deep breath.
00:47:46You got this.
00:47:47You got this.
00:47:51You look beautiful.
00:47:53You're beautiful.
00:47:56Thank you, Mom.
00:48:01Thank you, Mom.
00:48:15Hey, Haley.
00:48:16I'm glad you came.
00:48:17You look so pretty.
00:48:19Hi.
00:48:19Hey, Max.
00:48:21Your house is gorgeous.
00:48:23I mean...
00:48:23Nah, it's just my parents' blood money.
00:48:25You know they're upstairs watching The Last of Us right now?
00:48:27They don't care about shit.
00:48:28Get drunk, girl.
00:48:29Woo!
00:48:32Good job.
00:48:43What are you doing here?
00:48:45Valley whore.
00:48:47Looks like the catfish came out of the pond.
00:48:50Hey, everyone.
00:48:51Let's give it up for Valley whore.
00:48:52Valley whore!
00:48:57Jen, why are you doing this?
00:48:59What have I even done to you?
00:49:00To me?
00:49:01Oh, I'm actually concerned about our whole community.
00:49:03Because those little cringy messages on your castle game.
00:49:07Those are concerning.
00:49:08Actually, I kind of feel a bit of a perv.
00:49:10Did you know that, Haley?
00:49:12She's a little pervy princess.
00:49:14Pervy princess!
00:49:17Pervy princess!
00:49:19Pervy princess!
00:49:21Pervy princess!
00:49:22Pervy princess!
00:49:22Pervy princess!
00:49:23Hey.
00:49:24Let's get pervy tonight.
00:49:25Leave me alone.
00:49:28Wait.
00:49:28Is there a fire?
00:49:30Okay.
00:49:30We set off the alarm.
00:49:44Oh?
00:49:45Oh I'll catch up.
00:50:00My cry.
00:50:00You're so fast, huh?
00:50:01Let's talk.
00:50:01Alright, you should see!
00:50:22are you him would you stop trying to find your stupid little cyber boyfriend okay
00:50:28cole is not him anyways we are going to the prom together no i'm not yes you are it's okay
00:50:35you can be honest about your feelings so you too this whole time
00:50:43oh my god i am such an idiot hey wait wait
00:50:53hey please at least take my jacket you know if you really wanted to humiliate me
00:50:57you didn't have to go to the extra effort jen was doing just fine i wasn't trying to humiliate
00:51:01you then what were you trying to do i guess you obviously the white clothes were just an added
00:51:06bonus i knew i shouldn't trusted you now what about guacamole was it what are you
00:51:22who is that just the devil get in the car
00:51:31i'm not going to ask you again cole get in the car thank you just act normal for once and
00:51:36please
00:51:36introduce yourself to haley i already assumed that's who this was i'm a strippers so you're
00:51:44the scholarship trash that's hell-bent on ruining cole's life well i've got news for you young lady
00:51:50my son is gonna marry a good girl from a respectable family and that's not you you will be forgotten
00:51:58you're a maid's daughter and your mom works for me stay away from him or i swear to god your
00:52:06mother
00:52:06is fire dad stop don't you touch my family i'll stay away
00:52:13come on you don't mean that
00:52:17i hate everything you stand for i hate your greed and your callousness and your elitist
00:52:23ideas of what you think a good person looks like i hate everything about you i hate all of it
00:52:30i don't want any part of it so cole go with your dad
00:52:36hayley
00:52:45no laptop and no phone for a week ever since mom died you've turned into this cold patriarch
00:52:51hey when you're not that's real love why do you have to make me so miserable i promised your mother
00:52:55i would make you a success son even if it meant saving you from yourself
00:53:08hi hayley i'm emma i know you are right i just felt kind of bad that i accidentally helped
00:53:15done ruin your life so i wanted to return your laptop to you good as new
00:53:24oh wow thanks emma okay bye
00:53:33one down one to go you're so cool i know emma want to go to prom why not
00:53:42let's get these lovers together
00:53:49hi mr edmund hi max and max's friend sorry we weren't expecting you cole's grounded oh he is
00:53:59but it was his 18th birthday today what can i say max actions have consequences birthday or no cole is
00:54:07grounded well that really sucks because he's uh also the president of the prom committee we're
00:54:14supposed to review budgets today cole my son cole reviewing budgets he's never reviewed a budget a
00:54:22day in his life well mr admitts today could be that day and we just have to give him back
00:54:26this school
00:54:26sanctioned laptop so we can get back to his very important and very respectable budgetary work
00:54:40go away
00:54:44max what what are you guys doing here happy birthday cole i brought you my laptop and logged into your
00:54:51castle claimers account just get it back to me by tomorrow what what's going on
00:54:56dude it's your 18th birthday you can tell hayley who you are now you can be together
00:55:00just log into this stupid game and tell the girl who you love who you really are
00:55:06no i'll tell her myself stick me in your car
00:55:16welcome all the wizard
00:55:19mom i'm fine i just need some time alone
00:55:30open the door wait what he's here
00:55:42it's you i'm sure you've given this to you a long time ago
00:55:48hey we have wanted to tell you who i was from the very beginning my dad threatened to fire your
00:55:53mom
00:55:53and i had to wait a really long time to tell you who i was i got my inheritance
00:55:58and i could protect you and your family and so you don't have to choose
00:56:14i don't understand if this changes things if you don't love me the way you
00:56:20you love guacamole wizard but but look i need you to know i love you
00:56:37cool i love you you do yes you idiot i've loved you for months
00:56:45i mean this whole guacamole wizard thing was so confusing though because i had to be loyal to him
00:56:49and but you're him you didn't expect her i i mean i i always hoped it was you
00:57:00until you hoped yes i hoped it was you you were always there for me
00:57:11you're really fucking hot
00:57:16hey uh one of those things i said we could do
00:57:20you gotta go
00:57:26take my clothes off
00:57:27i'm getting there don't worry
00:57:28you're gonna take my clothes off
00:57:31i'm so beyond you
00:57:33just beyond me
00:57:36oh i'm so beyond you
00:57:38oh
00:57:39oh
00:57:41oh
00:57:41oh
00:57:42oh
00:57:50okay so what do you think
00:57:5310 out of 10. yeah one two again
00:57:57okay sex with sex with me specifically i've only ever had sex with you specifically
00:58:03all right all right that's fair i'll uh i'll take that as a one
00:58:12what is my life now am i being nice to cole eggnance
00:58:16oh god no i i fully expect you to continue to berate me endlessly
00:58:22no i'm just i'm just lost behind it there's always been lost behind it
00:58:26i'll see you in a minute
00:58:27stop it
00:58:31um
00:58:33i think
00:58:34isn't promenade
00:58:36i think you know if it's promenade
00:58:39i don't know
00:58:41but the real question is do you got a date
00:58:45cole are you asking me to prom
00:58:47oh i would have asked you earlier but jay kind of gave me to the gym oh god please don't
00:58:52mention his name
00:58:52again i don't want to hear it yeah you don't have to ask me twice but i don't even have
00:58:57a dress
00:58:59later
00:59:04i just slept with cole edmonds and i'm in love with cole edmonds
00:59:08who would have guessed
00:59:13i thought only the best for my princess
00:59:16where did you get that ah i might have gotten you a dress on the off chance that you
00:59:24might have wanted to go to prom with me and maybe had not been aware
00:59:29of course i'll go to prom with you
00:59:36mr edmonds i'd expect you to be here cole are you here cole are you here
00:59:46you can't just barge into my house like this
00:59:48i see you cole you are a big pro
01:00:06hey uh you almost done in there you try changing into an evening gown and a bunch of thorny bushes
01:00:13it is okay i'm ready
01:00:27what do you think
01:00:32my god haley you are the most beautiful woman i have ever seen
01:00:37uh-uh-uh i just hunched over in a car mirror to do this lipstick you're not messing it up
01:00:42for at
01:00:42least 20 minutes 20 minutes we're in yeah
01:00:50thank you all for using the prom voting site to cast your votes i hear we have a winner
01:00:58and your 2026 prom queen is jen longfellow
01:01:05thank you guys so much seriously this means the world's me i mean like who else would win right
01:01:17this is just the perfect moment
01:01:23oh my god that's hailey and cole
01:01:27it was
01:01:28it's really too bad
01:01:29what's
01:01:33there uh most 10 minutes up no but who cares
01:01:40hell yeah
01:01:44ew literally what the
01:01:46fuck damn language i am the queen okay she's just a little pervy princess
01:01:51come on everyone say it with me pervy princess pervy princess pervy princess
01:02:03wait wait wait wait what are those those are texts between me and my dad
01:02:07make cole edmunds fall in love with you his dad's month is essential to funding my campaign
01:02:14don't worry daddy if i can't have him no one can i'm gonna destroy hayley rod's life is this real
01:02:23jen's crazy
01:02:26who did this who did this
01:02:31what you exploited me for a hacking job and didn't think i was gonna hack your phone you little
01:02:37you know jen as the principal i'm supposed to remain impartial and above all of this petty drama
01:02:46but quite frankly you are the worst and i think it's time that you are expelled from edmunds academy
01:02:54you can't do that i'm the principal so uh yes i can
01:03:07there was no winter chick you lied to me
01:03:18hayley catch
01:03:23oh my princess finally has her crown
01:03:27now all i need is my handsome prince oh yeah no can do all i have to offer is a
01:03:34bowie night with a
01:03:35chip on his shoulder and a awesome sense of humor oh how can i refuse
01:03:46oh no that's my dad
01:03:50we are going home right now you disobeyed me for the last time boy
01:03:55yeah i'm not a boy dad
01:03:58you talk all the time about wanting a man that's worthy of the family last name
01:04:02that you can't see i've already become that man
01:04:06and it's because of hayley
01:04:08and you can accept that i'll make my own path and best believe me i can
01:04:13i'll say this that's the most backbone i've ever seen in you cole
01:04:20joy pro
01:04:28i am so proud of you
01:04:32i kind of done with all you being by my side
01:04:35that was terrifying
01:04:37it's not like we haven't slayed a dragon before though so
01:04:41i love you i love you guacamole wizard
01:04:44oh my god i gotta change that username
01:04:46yeah you do
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