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Evil Stepmom Survival Guide EP Family Comedy ARS
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00:10Logan, let's have a baby. Let's have a child of our own.
00:15Monty, I already have a son. Remember this marriage out of convenience, nothing more.
00:21Now get out.
00:22What do I have to do to make you want me? Do I have to die to prove myself?
00:38The stepmom stuff is ridiculous. Girl, you have it all. Fancy life, hot husband, but no.
00:45Gotta stir up drama. Life's perfect, but no. Let's make trouble.
00:50See? You get kicked out like the troublemaker you are.
00:54Oh, you think marrying a billionaire is so easy.
00:59Do you really believe the vertical world is a fairy tale full of rainbows and butterflies?
01:09Fine, if it's so damn easy, why don't you give it a try?
01:12Let's see how long you last.
01:32Where am I?
01:33Yeah. Logan.
01:38Listen carefully.
01:39Pull one more stunt, and I'll end this marriage on the spot. You'll walk away with nothing.
01:44Wait. Logan? Logan Quinn? No fucking way.
01:49I'm in the show. I was just watching. And I'm Molly? The evil stepmom now? Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit,
01:57shit. What do I do?
01:59Alright, Helen, calm the heck down. We watched you. We can figure this out. What's the plot again?
02:17One year. I'll marry you for one year in the name only. Do this and you'll get your money.
02:39Evan, you just wait until your father and I have our own child. Then you're out of here, you little
02:46bastard.
02:46Get the hell out of my face!
02:59You stick! How dare you come to my son of a bitch.
03:13You're going to prison, Molly. It's time we face the consequences.
03:17Logan, no! No! Logan, no, I know! I was wrong, but I wouldn't do anything!
03:23Please, just don't send me to jail! Logan!
03:26Oh, shit! This is bad! In the show, the dad and the son threw the stepmom in jail. I can't
03:34have that happen!
03:35Okay, Helen. No, this is not the time to freak out. Helen, you watch a ton of these shows. You
03:44got this.
03:49I will survive, whatever this is, and show the old Molly how to get things done. Hm?
04:05Well, damn, someone's been hitting the gym straight out of the rom-com, aren't they?
04:14Let go of my dad, you witch!
04:16No!
04:22What am I thinking? Molly crushing on you, Logan?
04:28Are you trying to get yourself killed?
04:48Oh, my God! This closet is beyond my wildest dreams! So, this is how much...
04:58Madam, the breakfast is ready! Oh, coming!
05:03Oh, Madam! You haven't done your hair yet!
05:21All of this just for breakfast? Oh, man! I think I'm in love with the billionaire life already!
05:30All I have to do is keep the mister happy, and all this is mine! Goodbye, takeout!
05:36Hello, luxury! Honey, what would you like? I'll serve you.
05:42Evan! Come have breakfast!
05:52So, that's the grumpy stepson! So young! Seriously, why is everyone here so good looking?
06:00And Logan, with a son that age? How is he still so hot and fit?
06:06Ah, now I remember why I watch these. Physics don't apply to him!
06:16I'm not hungry.
06:19Oh, hey, Evan! Wait up, pal. Tell you what. You stay and eat some bread, and I will help you
06:27with anything you want. Deal?
06:32Why do you even care? Because, Evan, I want us to get along. I mean, we're stuck together. We might
06:40as well make the most of it.
06:41Oh.
06:44Yeah.
06:51I don't need anything from you.
06:58Molly, stop whatever game you're buying.
07:01Ugh, these two are impossible. Girl, you've had a long way to go.
07:14So, the young master will host his friends here at the mansion tonight.
07:19All right, this is it. Old Molly messed up by clashing with Evan. Time to wise up. Get him on
07:26my side. Keep living the good life.
07:30Yo, Sugar Daddy. You enjoy your breakfast. I gotta go.
07:41What did she just call me?
07:42I'm not sure, sir. But the madam seems... different today.
07:49Yeah, I certainly can't wait. She hit her head in the shower.
07:54All right, kiddo. Get ready. Mama's about to show you something.
08:01Ugh.
08:09Wow.
08:10Oh, Evan, you're so close. Thanks for inviting me.
08:15Welcome, everyone.
08:17It's so wonderful to have you here.
08:19Make yourself at home.
08:25Is she one of your mates?
08:27Oh, I get it. She's that awful stepmom of yours.
08:31Yeah.
08:35Forget about her. Come on. Let's all go have some fun.
08:40That awful stepmom?
08:42Fine, kids. I'm about to blow your minds off this first stepmom.
08:47Oh, my God.
08:48You're so close.
09:01I brought refreshments. Enjoy the party.
09:04I brought refreshments. Enjoy the party.
09:17We don't need anything from you.
09:19Stop bothering us.
09:22What is all this?
09:24You're interested in being so nice.
09:26She must be up to something.
09:35Turn it down.
09:36You don't want to make your step on that.
09:42What are you going to do?
09:43Hit me now?
09:49Uncle!
09:51Whoa!
09:51You're so cool!
09:53You don't even know what that means.
09:55Stop embarrassing yourself.
09:57Who says I don't know?
09:58Look, here's another one.
10:00This means mommy loves you.
10:03Alright, I'll leave you kids to it then.
10:05Have fun.
10:08Jenna, let me get you a drink.
10:10Thanks, Jenna.
10:11Jenna?
10:15She was the one who tried to drug Evan in the show.
10:22Wait.
10:24Oh, I caught you red-handed tightness.
10:30What are you doing here?
10:32I, um, I was trying to...
10:35Here you go.
10:40What were you hiding in the corner?
10:42I just ate something crazy.
10:44Spicy, total habanero alarm.
10:46I am just really need this.
10:53Oh, no.
10:55Why did I drink all of it?
11:02What do you think you're doing?
11:05Shit, shit, shit.
11:06I am so good.
11:14What's wrong with your step mom?
11:15Did she eat something bad?
11:17It's gonna work.
11:18It's gonna work.
11:18We should go now.
11:29Gosh, Molly, what were you thinking?
11:31You knew there was something in here and then you drank alt?
11:36Alt?
11:40What do you mean there was something in it?
11:43I saw Jenna put some powder in Evan's drink.
11:47Are you saying Jenna tried to drug her?
11:52This is all your fault because I could have stopped it.
11:56But then you just like appeared out of nowhere and I panicked.
12:00I totally panicked.
12:02You should have just told me something.
12:04Oh, I wasn't sure.
12:06And then what if I was wrong?
12:08Then Evan would hate me even more than you already hate me.
12:12Oh, hey.
12:16There was definitely something in my drink.
12:22We need to find Evan.
12:24We cannot let Jenna do anything else to him.
12:28It's gonna go with my drink?
12:34Molly.
12:35Molly, are you okay?
12:38Molly, Molly, are you okay?
13:04There's no way she's actually drunk.
13:17Jenna, what did you do?
13:26Your room is so fancy.
13:29Oh, you're so handsome.
13:31You really should learn how to protect yourself.
13:37Where's Evan?
13:38Evan, because listen, starting today, I'm going to be a good stepmom.
13:47I swear, I will always be good to you and to Evan.
13:54Just please don't send me to jail.
13:57Molly, cut the job.
14:01And you, I am warning you, don't even think about Susan.
14:09Oh!
14:19But I don't even know her so hot, right?
14:24It's so funny, me and me like this.
14:27It's kind of insane.
14:31Maybe I'm just that lucky.
14:36I'm sorry.
14:40Oh!
14:55Well, maybe we could give this a try.
15:11What are you doing here?
15:13Logan!
15:20This is my room.
15:22What else would I be?
15:23Oh, right.
15:25They share a room to keep up the whole real couple act.
15:29Well, um...
15:32Whatever I did last night, it wasn't on purpose.
15:35So, I'm going to make it up to you.
15:39And how exactly do you plan on making it up to me?
15:43There's a gal on Sunday.
15:45You're coming with me.
15:48That's it?
15:50No problemo.
15:51I'll be sure to keep all the flirty butterflies away from you.
15:57All right, then.
16:12Logan, long time to see you.
16:17Vanessa?
16:19Vanessa, you look amazing.
16:21Those years of broad really served you well.
16:25You're a big name now, too.
16:27You and Mr. Quinn would be the perfect couple.
16:31Um, Mrs. Wayne, you must be joking.
16:35I'm already married.
16:35Oh, I heard you were forced to marry her.
16:40Can't be for real, right?
16:42A desperate, broke woman finding any excuse to worm her way into a rich family?
16:48Ooh, what a story.
16:51People like that are trouble.
16:53Mr. Quinn, you're too trusting.
16:55That's how they take advantage of you.
17:00Shh.
17:02Excuse me, madam.
17:03Um, are you saying my husband is a pushover?
17:25Excuse me, madam.
17:27Are you calling my husband a pushover?
17:30Wait, you're Molly?
17:32Oh, it's Mrs. Quinn.
17:35For you.
17:36Darling, are you hungry?
17:38Oh.
17:40By the way, Miss Nosey Big Mouth, since you're so busy talking, I figured you could use a snack
17:46to keep you going.
17:49Did you just call me?
17:51No, she's not worth it.
17:55Let it go.
18:05Wow.
18:07Oh, they got really pissed.
18:10How'd I do?
18:11Pretty good act, huh?
18:13Yeah.
18:15All right, you're way too close.
18:17We're still in public.
18:18If we're putting on a show, we might as well go all in.
18:27All right.
18:37Want me to get rid of her?
18:38What did she do to you?
18:40Always got both Evan and Logan hooked.
18:43Evan kicked me out of school today.
18:46Because of her, she's not getting away with this.
18:51What do you have in mind?
18:53Just keep Logan easy.
18:55Leave the rest to me.
19:09I'm so sorry, ma'am.
19:10Let me help you.
19:11It's a kid over there.
19:14I'm so sorry.
19:15I'm so sorry.
19:17Mr. Quinn.
19:19I'm Gregory Walker.
19:21The new CEO of Horizon Industries.
19:24He's wanting to catch up with you.
19:26Do you have a moment?
19:27Are you?
19:28I'm going to go.
19:41That meeting ended already?
19:49Evan, come quick.
19:51I just saw you step on the other guy.
19:53Hmm?
19:54Let's see if he's sad he'll be on this thing.
20:04Evan!
20:05Mr. Quinn, you're here too.
20:07Okay.
20:07What are we waiting for?
20:13What are you guys doing here?
20:16Why wouldn't we be here?
20:17Well, my dress was stained, so I just came to change.
20:22No big deal.
20:23Come on.
20:24Let's go.
20:25Let's go.
20:26Nothing to see here.
20:31What's in there?
20:31Nothing.
20:33Nothing worth mentioning.
20:35Help.
20:35Help me, please.
20:37There's a mouth in this room.
20:40Um, Logan.
20:42Well, um...
20:50Help.
20:51Help.
20:52Help.
20:53Help me, please.
20:53He tried to force himself on me, so I made sure he couldn't do it.
21:00How could she possibly take down Malaga than her own?
21:03Guys, you can't just take her word for it.
21:06Something must have happened here.
21:08You...
21:09You seduce me, saying that your husband couldn't satisfy you.
21:14Then she panicked about...
21:16About getting caught and attacked me.
21:18If I hadn't held back, there was no way you would have done it.
21:22Mrs. Quinn, we're all more the truth now.
21:24Maybe it's time we just admitted?
21:26He really had his food.
21:28Guess you haven't changed at all.
21:30Have you?
21:31Weird.
21:32Why do I feel like I've seen all this before?
21:35Logan, please let me explain.
21:37Save it, you're disgusting.
21:39Ah!
21:40Ah, that's right.
21:41In the show, this is the part where Logan turns on Molly and kicks her out of the family.
21:47If I can't fix this now, Molly...
21:50Molly...
21:50No, I...
21:51I'm thrown in jail.
21:53Logan, I didn't seduce him.
21:54I can explain.
21:55Don't bother.
21:56I've heard enough.
21:58You make me sick.
22:03No!
22:04I'm setting the record straight right now.
22:06These soapy misunderstandings are driving me nuts.
22:09It's like no one even bothers to try.
22:12Watch me.
22:17Ah!
22:27You said I couldn't take you.
22:28But I'm the cheater.
22:30Newsflash, even if I did cheat, it sure as hell wouldn't be with you.
22:40I guess I misjudged you.
22:45Mr. Queen, this is a setup.
22:47She must have worked it out with this guy.
22:49It's all planned.
22:50I'm...
22:50Oh, wait.
22:51Do I have to keep beating him up to prove myself?
22:55Whoa!
22:56Hey!
22:57This was not part of our deal, Jenna.
23:00You ready me up?
23:01Wait.
23:02You two know each other?
23:04No, I didn't know him.
23:06He's lying.
23:07You're lying.
23:09You paid me to mess with her.
23:11Check her bank records if you don't believe me.
23:13I swear you'll find the thrancer she made to me.
23:24Jenna, explain yourself.
23:27She started it.
23:28She offended me.
23:30Seriously?
23:31You don't have anything to say?
23:32Miss Lane,
23:34would you like me to send the glass with the fingerprints to your parents?
23:37Then see what you've been up to?
23:40Fine.
23:41You won't this time.
23:43But you and I are not over.
23:45Oh!
23:46Hold it right there.
23:47I think you forgot something.
23:49I forgot to apologize to my wife.
23:51Oh.
23:53I'm sorry, Mrs. Quinn.
23:59Next time I catch you,
24:00you won't like what happens next.
24:08I almost forgot.
24:09Evan turns out to be a pretty twisted kid in the show.
24:13Guess I should keep an eye on him so he doesn't go too far.
24:17I'm sorry.
24:19Hey.
24:20It's all good.
24:21Got your back sent.
24:24Don't call me that.
24:25Why not?
24:26I am your mom.
24:28Stepmom.
24:31I'm out of here.
24:32I'll go wait in the car.
24:35It's going to take some time for him to drop his guard.
24:39I could have done better.
24:41Your talking game could use some work.
24:42But, uh,
24:45your moves?
24:45Not at that.
24:50Well, I'm just a pretty lady with some killer moves.
24:55No big deal.
24:56Anyways, go finish your meetings,
24:58and I'll meet you in the garage.
25:14Yo, Evan.
25:17Jenna put herself online for you,
25:20and this is how you treat her?
25:22Turning your back on her?
25:24Okay.
25:31Get lost.
25:33Don't make me say it twice.
25:34You think you're some kind of big shot, huh?
25:39Why do troubles always find this kid?
25:44What?
25:45You think we won't touch you?
25:47Come on.
25:49Whatever the problems are,
25:50we can just talk about them.
25:52There's no need to get physical.
25:54Wow, Evan.
25:55I didn't know you were into older chicks.
25:58Watch your mouth.
25:59I'm his stepmom.
26:01Oh, no.
26:02Mommy's going to spank me?
26:06I'm shaking.
26:09Come at me.
26:10All of you.
26:11I'll show you what a queen can do.
26:13What, Evan?
26:14You might not even be a queen to begin with.
26:17I heard you're just the stray your dad took in.
26:24Somebody had to shut that mouth of his.
26:32Ready for round two?
26:35Hell yeah.
26:36Get them!
26:51Get lost.
26:52What the fuck?
26:53They'll retreat.
27:01Not bad, kid.
27:04Hey.
27:06We should smile more.
27:07That's what kids do.
27:09They smile.
27:16Hey!
27:18What's going on here?
27:20Oh.
27:21Nothing.
27:23Nothing at all.
27:26Let's go home.
27:41What are you doing here?
27:42I came to help you with that.
27:44I'm fine.
27:46I don't need your help.
27:47Hmm.
27:50So you do feel that?
27:58Relax, okay?
27:59You don't have to pretend it doesn't hurt.
28:02You fought hard, and it isn't easy going up against all of them like that.
28:08Just don't tell my dad, okay?
28:11Mm-hmm.
28:15What exactly shouldn't she tell me?
28:30You got in a fight.
28:32Don't blame him.
28:33It was all my idea.
28:34Okay?
28:34If you want to deal with those jerks, you might as well speak their language.
28:39What kind of twisted logic is that?
28:40Enough talk.
28:41Let the kid rest.
28:42I'll throw you in later.
28:45Oh.
28:46Oh.
28:54All right, go ahead.
28:55I'm listening.
28:56Someone was running their mouth about you, and I couldn't let it slide.
29:00Evan was just backing me up.
29:04You two got in a fight for me?
29:07Aw.
29:08Don't get all emotional.
29:10We're family, right?
29:12Of course I've got your back.
29:14All right, I'm off to take a shower.
29:16All right.
29:22Hey.
29:22Family, huh?
29:24Kind of like that.
29:26.
29:53Enjoying the view?
29:54Yeah, I am.
29:58I wasn't planning on, I mean, I'll just go sleep in the other room.
30:05We agreed on this.
30:07We didn't want to start questioning things.
30:09That's right, we wouldn't want them thinking you can't perform.
30:16I'll just shut up now.
30:19Good night.
30:31That is a lot of zeros.
30:34That's your allowance for this month.
30:38This is my allowance for one month?
30:42Logan, you're amazing!
30:47You know what we should do today?
30:49We should go shopping!
30:52Sharon, why not?
31:04Hello?
31:05Did you get the money today?
31:07Why haven't you transferred it to me yet?
31:09Who is this?
31:11And why should I give you my money?
31:16And...
31:16Blocked!
31:30For the first time, I can buy anything I want without looking at the price first.
31:35Want me to help you with those?
31:37No, no.
31:38I got it myself.
31:39Watch it, kid.
31:42Molly!
31:43There you are.
31:45Do I know you?
31:48You're too rich to recognize your own brother from the slums now, huh?
31:53You even dares to block me.
31:56Brother?
32:01What?
32:02You want to keep all your money now?
32:06Fine.
32:07Next time, I'll just ask my brother-in-law.
32:19Are you ever going to stop squeezing me dry?
32:22Then work harder.
32:23If you make yourself a real Miss Queen,
32:27then all the Queens have will be ours.
32:31Oh.
32:34So you're the leech on Molly.
32:37Lyle.
32:39I almost forgot about you.
32:44Hey, buddy.
32:45You got some nerve talking to me like that.
32:51Hobbies.
32:52For me,
32:53I have to take care of some family business.
32:56Yeah.
32:57Right.
32:57Family.
32:58Take good care of me.
33:05Are you crazy?
33:07I'm your brother.
33:08Oh, please.
33:09You're not my brother.
33:11You're a parasite.
33:13It seems so.
33:15You forgot what happens
33:16when you don't listen to me.
33:19Watch out!
33:22It's enough.
33:24Nice one, sis.
33:26But remember,
33:27this fancy life you're living
33:30has less than a year left.
33:33And when the time's up,
33:35I'll make sure you regret it.
33:39What's he talking about?
33:41Are you two getting a divorce in a year?
33:47Ed, what's he talking about?
33:49You two aren't really getting a divorce in a year,
33:52are you?
33:53I'm so sorry.
33:54Step aside, Evan.
33:56Eh?
33:58Step aside.
33:59Mr. Quinn.
34:04Mr. Quinn.
34:05Are you sure you want to get involved?
34:07You and I both know
34:08she means nothing to you.
34:09She means a lot to me.
34:11Mess with her again.
34:13I can't guarantee you
34:14I'll get to be honest.
34:16Okay, sure.
34:19I will.
34:20Keep your word.
34:21I'll get lost.
34:26I'll get lost.
34:29So,
34:30do I get a glass slipper now
34:33or is this
34:34protective service
34:35only limited to
34:36mall brawls?
34:40let's go home, shall we?
34:48What's going on here?
34:52Oh, you're finally home.
34:56Grandma!
35:00Grandma!
35:01Mama Margaret.
35:03Mom, what brings you here?
35:06Really?
35:07How dare you ask me that?
35:12Grandma, those are all fake news
35:14on TikTok.
35:15I know, dear.
35:16I'm not that old.
35:17But when Molly, my daughter-in-law,
35:19is attacked out there,
35:20this is serious.
35:22Two Quinn men were there
35:23and she still had to fend for herself.
35:26How about that?
35:27It was actually my fault.
35:29I should have handled that family matter a bit better.
35:32Sweetheart, once you become a Quinn,
35:34it's our responsibility to protect you.
35:39It's my gift to you, these two bodyguards.
35:41They'll keep you safe.
35:42Oh, you know, that's actually not necessary.
35:44I can, um, defend myself.
35:48Well, we do, like,
35:50we do, like, our women to be a little more ladylike.
35:53Oh.
35:53Anyways, I've done what I've come to do,
35:56so toodaloo.
35:59Oh, Grandma.
36:00I'll walk you out.
36:02Always a pleasure, Mom.
36:03Oh, um, something else, though.
36:06What's this about Molly having one year left?
36:09Um, we're planning on having a baby.
36:12Be shy, huh?
36:13We talked about this, remember?
36:14Yes, right.
36:17Oh, yes.
36:18Oh, wonderful.
36:19That's great news.
36:21Well, carry on.
36:26Uh, well, there's no one here,
36:29so you can stop pretending.
36:35Pretending?
36:38It's not a grown-up business, Kim.
36:40Don't you have schoolwork to do?
36:45There is definitely something going on here.
36:52No one will ever dare pull you again.
36:56Not with me here.
36:58Oh, come on, Molly.
37:00Snap out of it.
37:01A kid with him?
37:02Not a chance.
37:03It's just one more year,
37:05and I'm gone.
37:10But if I'm really losing everything,
37:13I need to start planning now.
37:15I mean, how am I supposed to survive
37:17on my own in a year?
37:22Looking at coffee shops?
37:23Oh, yeah.
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