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My Wife Turns Out to Be a Man
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00:00:05Jamie I can't marry someone I'm not in love with I've got to go find my own happiness
00:00:12I'm sorry sir but we can't find Miss Judith anywhere
00:00:16all right I'll handle this keep searching
00:00:19fuck me sideways
00:00:30where is she
00:00:31I'm sure she'll be here soon
00:00:45just let it go
00:00:47it's okay
00:01:01I now pronounce you husband and wife
00:01:04pick her up
00:01:06come on
00:01:07lift your pride
00:01:09pick her up
00:01:11come on
00:01:17you better hit the gym sweetheart
00:01:24one year
00:01:26just survive one year
00:01:28and then I'll be free
00:01:35let me make one thing perfectly clear
00:01:38I'm only marrying you because it was my dad's last wish
00:01:41don't catch any feelings from me okay
00:01:46as in a year you and I will be done
00:01:49period
00:01:50perfect
00:01:51I was kind of getting worried you started
00:01:54drooning over my irresistible channel
00:01:59since we're both here for our families let's lock this with a one year contract
00:02:04clean and simple works for both of us
00:02:14all right rule number one
00:02:16no sex
00:02:18no snooping
00:02:18zip zero zilch for the year
00:02:20okay
00:02:21number two
00:02:22if either needs a plus one for public events the other shows up
00:02:26all right
00:02:28rule number three
00:02:29common spaces get split fair and square
00:02:32judith gets the master suite
00:02:35this is my house
00:02:37why do you get the master suite
00:02:45because you're a strong gentleman
00:02:50and I'm your wife
00:02:52you're a lot stronger and taller than I am
00:02:54what was that?
00:02:55nothing
00:03:15oh I'm done
00:03:30I'm just gonna level with you okay
00:03:31I mean you literally just got married
00:03:33and since I spent time with your new wife
00:03:35you hang out with me in some workplace bar
00:03:38look
00:03:39is Judith objectively hot?
00:03:42yes
00:03:43does she have an incredible body?
00:03:45yes
00:03:47but
00:03:49she's not Evelyn
00:03:51I'm only marrying Judith because my dad wanted me to
00:03:54and I need to secure Evelyn's future
00:03:58dude that's my dream girl
00:04:01and Judith is weird
00:04:02I mean first night we lived together she took my room
00:04:05my room
00:04:07who does that?
00:04:09no that's cold man
00:04:11that's cold
00:04:14so what do you want to do?
00:04:16you want to get back with her or
00:04:18what?
00:04:20what do you suggest?
00:04:22take some notes
00:04:23of myself
00:04:24her
00:04:25oh
00:04:26yeah
00:04:26no what?
00:04:28what?
00:04:28I'm not gonna blackmail my wife
00:04:30why not?
00:04:31it's easy
00:04:32well okay let's not blackmail but
00:04:34it's blackmail
00:04:35Fenton this is a crazy idea
00:04:37I can't blackmail my wife
00:04:38that's fucking crazy dude
00:04:42what do you suggest?
00:04:46take some notes
00:04:47of myself
00:04:49no her
00:04:49oh
00:04:51I don't know what you heard
00:04:52but I promise you
00:04:53it's only half the truth
00:04:54I mean I would never go along with Fenton's plan
00:04:57he's crazy
00:04:58and I'm not a monster
00:05:00Avery
00:05:00the public doesn't care if it's the whole truth or half of it
00:05:04what if I post this on Facebook or Instagram?
00:05:07no please
00:05:08it would ruin my family's reputation
00:05:10and it would ruin the business for Rock Capital
00:05:15just don't
00:05:23what do you want from me?
00:05:25I should punish you
00:05:28what shall I do to you?
00:05:37what shall I do to you?
00:05:39such an astute and foxy woman
00:05:44no
00:05:44I have to remain loyal
00:05:46to Evelyn
00:05:47what are you doing?
00:05:49I have a girlfriend
00:05:50and we
00:05:51had a deal
00:05:51calm down
00:05:52I'm just out there
00:05:54a little payback
00:05:57hand over the
00:05:58Sunset Island Resort
00:05:59and I'll delete this recording
00:06:03otherwise
00:06:04no no no
00:06:06I'll do it
00:06:09good boy
00:06:25I hate milk
00:06:26that's my milk
00:06:37my princess is coming home
00:06:39my princess is coming home
00:06:40my princess is coming home
00:07:21I missed you.
00:07:22I missed you.
00:07:47Aww, just be a couple.
00:07:50I wish I could have a boyfriend like that.
00:07:52Hello?
00:07:53Is this for me?
00:07:54Yes.
00:08:02Evelyn.
00:08:04Who the hell is this guy?
00:08:06Oh, I'm Evelyn's boyfriend.
00:08:09Evelyn, what's he talking about?
00:08:11Yes, he is my boyfriend.
00:08:15Who the hell am I?
00:08:17You're also my boyfriend.
00:08:19What the fuck, Evelyn?
00:08:21Why did you even bring me here if he's gonna pick you up?
00:08:24Oops.
00:08:25I was group texting.
00:08:27Oh, Avery.
00:08:29You are so adorable and naive as always.
00:08:34And you're just okay with this?
00:08:36Oh, I don't mind.
00:08:39She's the hottest after all.
00:08:41Right.
00:08:42Uh, well, nothing but the best for you both.
00:08:45Who the fuck?
00:08:58Fuck!
00:09:00Fuck!
00:09:01Fuck!
00:09:03Fuck!
00:09:09Fuck!
00:09:12Fuck!
00:09:13Fuck!
00:09:16Why are you so cruel?
00:09:20Why?
00:09:24I don't know what you're saying.
00:09:38I hate you, Evelyn.
00:09:40I hate you!
00:09:44I hate you.
00:09:45I hate you.
00:09:46I hate you.
00:09:47I hate you.
00:09:47Don't talk to me!
00:09:49I'm sorry.
00:09:50Ow!
00:09:59I miss you every day.
00:10:02I miss you so much.
00:10:05Is it really such a big deal?
00:10:08Oh, I know I'll be.
00:10:11I'll eat this time.
00:10:13Alright.
00:10:19Hey there.
00:10:20Ow, ow.
00:10:27Evelyn!
00:10:30Evelyn!
00:10:34How could you betray me like this?
00:10:38I've waited for you for three years.
00:10:40I saved myself for you.
00:10:46No!
00:10:48I miss my mommy.
00:10:51I miss my mommy.
00:10:51I miss my daddy.
00:10:55I'm so tired.
00:10:59I'm so sad.
00:11:01I'm so...
00:11:02I'm so...
00:11:04I'm so alone.
00:11:07I'm so alone.
00:11:23Okay.
00:11:24Okay.
00:11:25I'm gonna...
00:11:26No.
00:11:28Yep.
00:11:30Okay.
00:11:32Up we go.
00:11:33Hey!
00:11:33Hey, it's all dude.
00:11:35I can out-drink you in again.
00:11:37That's the last time I saw Hillary Clinton.
00:11:38Oh, yeah?
00:11:39Oh.
00:11:40Yes, yes, yes.
00:11:41Yep, yep, yep.
00:11:42Alright, get in there.
00:11:43Yeah, there you go.
00:11:45I'm not drunk.
00:11:47Mm-hmm.
00:11:48In fact...
00:11:50How about another round?
00:11:51Oh!
00:11:53Fuck, I'm drunk.
00:11:54Quiet, you stink, man.
00:11:56Judith?
00:11:58Come here.
00:12:00I'm soaking wet.
00:12:02I know.
00:12:33Okay, wait.
00:12:34No.
00:12:35No.
00:12:40No.
00:12:42Don't play with a man.
00:12:53That's all you got?
00:12:55Yeah.
00:12:56No.
00:13:02Playtime is over.
00:13:04Time to get down to some real business.
00:13:07God, she's hot.
00:13:09I wouldn't mind sleeping with her.
00:13:15So this is what you meant by serious business?
00:13:18Yep.
00:13:20Why?
00:13:20What do you have in mind?
00:13:22Nothing.
00:13:27Hmm.
00:13:50What the fuck?
00:13:52I just, I just really tried out different hairstyles.
00:13:56Oh.
00:13:56Oh, okay.
00:13:58So you like hairstyles, huh?
00:13:59Different role-play stuff.
00:14:01You kinky?
00:14:01Mm-hmm.
00:14:02Yeah?
00:14:02Yeah.
00:14:12What the fuck?
00:14:14What?
00:14:15Where are the, where are the, the boobies?
00:14:29I'm not drunk.
00:14:30Mm-hmm.
00:14:32In fact.
00:14:33How about another round?
00:14:35Oh.
00:14:37God.
00:14:38I'm drunk.
00:14:39Okay.
00:14:39Judith.
00:14:40Judith, Judith, Judith.
00:14:41What?
00:14:42I'm so wet right now.
00:14:46Ugh.
00:14:51No.
00:14:52No.
00:14:52No.
00:14:53No!
00:14:55No!
00:14:57No!
00:15:09Coming!
00:15:10about you. Your wide-eyed baby deer routine? Gosh, I can't believe I actually bought those
00:15:15tickets to your show. What the hell are you talking about? Stop playing dumb. Did you
00:15:20sink Charlie's company on purpose? Is this some kind of fucked up payback against me?
00:15:25No, no, what? I don't know what you're saying. Oh, it's not fair. I did. Wait, this is between
00:15:38Avery and I. What the hell are you? I'm Avery's wife. Have a problem with that? You sick cheating
00:16:00bastard. How could you? Maybe someone else behind my back. I... Look who's talking, s-s-s-s-slut.
00:16:11Girls are firing, bitch.
00:16:16Listen. Look. Sugar. You get Charlie out of this mess, whatever it takes. You do that.
00:16:24A little favor for me. I promise I'll let you keep on playing boyfriend. I don't care about
00:16:29the ring. How about you ask your other boy toys to help your Charlie out? Because I'm
00:16:34already married.
00:16:38No. You can't be serious. You're not picking this mama bear over me. This mama bear is 10,000
00:16:46times the woman you will ever be, so why don't you take your knockoff sheen dress and walk
00:16:49it back down to Santa Yali where you came from, bitch. Bye.
00:16:52Bye. You will get on your knees before me. Just for the embassy.
00:17:01Thanks. No worries.
00:17:07Hello? Hey, man. Remember to bring your wife to the birthday party.
00:17:28Oh, there's food.
00:17:29Oh, there's food.
00:17:41Finally.
00:17:56Jeez. Like, she's a normal amount.
00:18:00You look thin. You should poke up. Here. Cupcake.
00:18:03Oh, I'm good. I don't... I'm watching a figure.
00:18:05Eat a cup.
00:18:06No, please don't.
00:18:07Eat a cup.
00:18:12I am so sorry.
00:18:13I'm simply upholding my allegation to public display my special affection that you sign
00:18:18off on.
00:18:20Besides, watching Instagram is having fun.
00:18:23Sweetheart, you should try this. It looks divine. You might actually like it.
00:18:26no, no, no, no. No, no, no. No, no, no. Oh, wait!
00:18:38Thank you for this.
00:18:42But you know, and you are.
00:18:44Hey, Judith. Pleasure. What's the name?
00:18:47Judith. That lovely name.
00:18:51That's right.
00:18:52My wife, my wife and I were actually about to go greet
00:18:55Our guests, we have lots of friends because we're married and popular. Bye!
00:19:06We'll see each other again soon, Judith.
00:19:15You need to stay away from that guy, okay? He's trouble.
00:19:19Oh, are you jealous, darling?
00:19:23I'm just trying to look out for you.
00:19:26Shh.
00:19:30What are you doing?
00:19:32You're a bad liar.
00:19:34Pupils blown.
00:19:36Heart-hunching baby babies.
00:19:44Whoa!
00:19:52Whoa!
00:19:53Whoa!
00:19:55I got some!
00:19:58Help!
00:20:00Help!
00:20:02Get!
00:20:02Whoa!
00:20:11Avery!
00:20:12Dammit!
00:20:14Can you hear me?
00:20:19Breathe, dammit!
00:20:30I'm alive!
00:20:32Oh!
00:20:33Oh!
00:20:34Oh!
00:20:43I'm alive!
00:20:47Oh!
00:20:56It's not what it looks like.
00:20:59You know, you know, whatever, man. She's your wife. Okay? Yeah. Yeah.
00:21:09So, how are you feeling, man? Because you scared the fucking shit out of me.
00:21:14No, I really owe you for earlier. Thanks for saving me, man.
00:21:17Okay.
00:21:19Dude, credit where credit's due?
00:21:22Your wife is the hero.
00:21:23My pretty girl saved your ass.
00:21:27Oh!
00:21:31Oh!
00:21:40My wife.
00:21:42A guy.
00:21:44No way. What was I thinking?
00:22:03What's going on?
00:22:04What's going on?
00:22:06Finally catching feelings?
00:22:08Don't flatter yourself.
00:22:09You good now?
00:22:11Mm-hmm.
00:22:14Thanks.
00:22:15For, um...
00:22:17For pulling me out.
00:22:27Now I have an OnlyFans.
00:22:28Yeah, what? Look who's breathing again.
00:22:30You two have your moment. I'm gonna hit the buffet, okay?
00:22:33Alright. Bye, sweetums.
00:22:36So.
00:22:37How's Bedrest treating you, buddy?
00:22:39Shut your trap.
00:22:40Whoa! Easy, killer.
00:22:43Oh, damn, son. You got it bad.
00:22:46Maybe.
00:22:48But sh...
00:22:50It's temporary. She's temporary.
00:22:52So?
00:22:54Come on, just play husband for real.
00:22:56Come on.
00:22:57Wine her. Dine her.
00:22:58Take her on the balcony.
00:23:00Overlooking the ocean.
00:23:01And just screw her goddamn brains out, man.
00:23:05That's what marriage is all about.
00:23:07You don't know anything about marriage, do you?
00:23:10I...
00:23:10Yeah. Okay, now all my relationships are great, but I mean...
00:23:15Does she even know she's married?
00:23:18No, Mr. Dish.
00:23:23This is coming up again.
00:23:25It's funny we keep bumping into each other.
00:23:27Destiny has a strange sense of humor, no?
00:23:29Hardly a shock in the place this size.
00:23:32Cannot blame Wallace for being attracted to a...
00:23:36Supernova.
00:23:37How poetic.
00:23:39Yeah, I bet that line works at truck stops.
00:23:42May I ask, do you have a sister?
00:23:45Why you ask?
00:23:46You remind me of my friend.
00:23:48He has the same...
00:23:50Eyes, the same cheeks, the same lips.
00:23:53You.
00:23:54Oh, really? What's she like?
00:23:55Sweet. Lively.
00:23:57I can show you a picture.
00:23:58Yeah.
00:23:59Could it be...
00:24:00Judith?
00:24:10Stay away from my wife!
00:24:17Are you gonna let go sometime tonight?
00:24:21What are you freaking out about?
00:24:24I need to tell you something.
00:24:27I...
00:24:28Hey! There you guys are!
00:24:30Oh!
00:24:32Happy birthday, man.
00:24:34Sorry, we were just heading out.
00:24:36It's okay, it's okay.
00:24:37Hey, just hang on a sec.
00:24:39Got a nice bottle of wine for ya.
00:24:50Add a little something extra.
00:24:52Enjoy.
00:25:03What do you want to say at the party?
00:25:05Screw it.
00:25:07Now or never.
00:25:09Judith?
00:25:11Would you be my wife?
00:25:13Like, for real?
00:25:16No tape-backs.
00:25:25Come here.
00:25:27Why are you so strong?
00:25:28You're like... good...
00:25:38Maybe shower first?
00:25:41Okay.
00:25:43I love this kinky stuff, but...
00:25:46Maybe we could go slower.
00:25:47I think I'm getting first-time jitters.
00:25:49I mean, I'm not a virgin.
00:25:50I mean, I've had sex with lots of women.
00:25:52Like, 300 women.
00:25:53That seems like a lot.
00:25:54Like...
00:25:55Shut up.
00:25:58Okay.
00:25:59Okay.
00:26:07Wait.
00:26:09What's going on?
00:26:10What the hell are you?
00:26:11Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:26:13I told you.
00:26:14No tape-backs.
00:26:16Get over here.
00:26:31No tape-backs.
00:26:35On tape-backs.
00:26:44What?
00:26:46What?
00:26:56Holy shit!
00:26:58I slept with a man!
00:27:02Is this a man?
00:27:03No, no way.
00:27:05No, this can't be happening.
00:27:06No!
00:27:06No!
00:27:07No!
00:27:07No!
00:27:08No!
00:27:08No!
00:27:11Wake up!
00:27:12Wake the fuck up!
00:27:14Hello!
00:27:16Morning, honey.
00:27:17What the fuck is your problem, dude?
00:27:23Easy!
00:27:24Okay.
00:27:28I'm...
00:27:28I'm James Bolton.
00:27:32And...
00:27:33Judas' brother.
00:27:34And...
00:27:35Yeah, we...
00:27:36We're kinda screwed.
00:27:41What the fuck is wrong with you, dude?
00:27:43Why are you pretending to be your sister?
00:27:45Okay, I...
00:27:45I know this is...
00:27:47She bailed the wedding.
00:27:49And...
00:27:50To save our family the shame.
00:27:51I had no choice.
00:27:53I wasn't myself.
00:27:54Get the fuck away from...
00:27:55Ow!
00:27:57Fuck!
00:27:58Are you okay?
00:27:59I'm fine!
00:28:01Just...
00:28:01Get out!
00:28:22There, uh...
00:28:24Want some help?
00:28:24No.
00:28:27Okay, you want me to call someone?
00:28:29No, I don't want you to call someone.
00:28:32This is probably the most humiliating thing that's ever happened to me,
00:28:35so please don't tell anybody.
00:28:37Okay, fine, just rest up.
00:28:41Everything hurts.
00:28:43Oh my god, what is that?
00:28:45What an animal.
00:28:48My back.
00:28:50Ow.
00:29:00I got the meds.
00:29:02Just leave me alone.
00:29:04Come on.
00:29:05It's not going to get any better if you don't apply the ointment in the right spot.
00:29:15I can do it myself.
00:29:17It's all my fault. Let me fix what I do.
00:29:19I said I can do it myself!
00:29:22Come on.
00:29:23You can't even see your own back, Avery. Let me help.
00:29:28What are you trying to do? Flex it?
00:29:32Here.
00:29:33Let me do it.
00:29:36What are you doing?
00:29:38It's my back that hurts.
00:29:42Ow!
00:29:44It's great. Let it happen.
00:29:46It's okay.
00:29:47It's okay.
00:29:47It's okay.
00:29:53I'm really sorry about last night and about lying.
00:30:00Yeah, I get it. Honestly, it's new for me, too.
00:30:03And this is messing with my head.
00:30:06I'm going to give you space.
00:30:08I'm going to bounce it to my place.
00:30:12I'm going to...
00:30:12Call me if you need any.
00:30:27Twice a day.
00:30:28What?
00:30:32Do you want it twice a day?
00:30:35One time already almost killed me.
00:30:41See.
00:30:55I should punish you.
00:30:58What shall I do to you?
00:31:03I'm Avery's wife.
00:31:05Got a problem with that?
00:31:12How the hell did I not know he was a guy?
00:31:17And why do I miss that bastard?
00:31:37Like hell I will.
00:31:43Un-freaking-believable.
00:31:45Not one damn call.
00:31:55Hey.
00:31:56Uh, I just, um.
00:31:59So, uh, you want to hang out tomorrow?
00:32:30Something you'll like?
00:32:31Or I've never seen a hot guy before?
00:32:35Nah, I was just thinking that you'd look a lot better with the dress on.
00:32:38Oh.
00:32:39You did.
00:32:42What a delightful surprise.
00:32:48Mr. Mark, this is James, her brother.
00:32:51A thousand apologies.
00:32:55You cannot blame a man.
00:32:56See, Walton beauty is legendary.
00:33:01James, to tell you the truth, I fell in love with you the moment I met you the other day.
00:33:06I want to take you to dinner, just the two of us.
00:33:09That snake set this whole damn thing up.
00:33:11Sorry.
00:33:12Taken.
00:33:13We're running late.
00:33:26I don't want to say what I want.
00:33:41So, Vincent.
00:33:42I looked at you a little weird today.
00:33:46Like you were a meal.
00:33:50How long have you guys known each other?
00:33:51Is it history, or?
00:33:53Uh, no.
00:33:54I just met him at Paton's birthday.
00:33:57You were there too, remember?
00:33:58Mm.
00:33:58Yeah, and I tried playing it cool.
00:34:01You were totally jealous.
00:34:04I'm just jealous.
00:34:05I'm not jealous.
00:34:07I don't care.
00:34:09I thought maybe you cared.
00:34:12Guess not.
00:34:21Straight A's in sixth grade.
00:34:24My parents' legacy project breathing down my neck.
00:34:28The whole damn world wants me to be their parcel and doll.
00:34:32Perfect air.
00:34:35Flawless statue.
00:34:38Fuckin' trophy case.
00:34:46No one knows how tight the news gets.
00:34:51The speech.
00:34:53The only place where the rope goes slack.
00:34:58The only place where I can just...
00:35:02exist.
00:35:05Why'd you bring me here?
00:35:11Why'd you call me?
00:35:29Why'd you call me?
00:35:30Why it's true?
00:35:40Wait, wait, wait.
00:35:42I just...
00:35:42I just...
00:35:43I need...
00:35:45I just gotta...
00:35:47get some.
00:35:48I'm gonna...
00:35:50Did... Did I do something wrong, or...?
00:35:57I don't know what's wrong with me, dude.
00:36:00I knew that she was a guy.
00:36:04But, like...
00:36:06I can't get over it.
00:36:08Look at that face of his weaponized charm.
00:36:10I mean, it's... God, straight, gay.
00:36:13I mean, it doesn't really make a difference.
00:36:15He just wrecks people, man.
00:36:17I didn't call you to hear you salivate about him.
00:36:19If you're that confused, go test the waters a little bit.
00:36:22Dip your toes, you know?
00:36:24Go faking yourself out.
00:36:25You're a growing boy.
00:36:26You need to learn this kind of stuff.
00:36:42Hey, handsome.
00:36:44Buy a lonely girl a drink.
00:36:50Yeah, I'm into women.
00:36:53Straight guys love hot women.
00:36:55That's the script.
00:37:08You like what you see?
00:37:11Yeah.
00:37:13Yeah.
00:37:14I shouldn't feel guilty.
00:37:15I mean, he lied.
00:37:16And I married Judith.
00:37:17His sister.
00:37:18My actual wife.
00:37:20Who I've never even met.
00:37:21It's a contract marriage, so...
00:37:23No rules broken.
00:37:25Okay.
00:37:26You like it rather?
00:37:28Oh.
00:37:32This doesn't feel right.
00:37:34What's wrong with me?
00:37:40Oh, okay.
00:37:44Aren't you in the mood, Charlie?
00:37:46Shhh.
00:37:47Leave it to me.
00:37:52Now this is where it gets fun.
00:37:58You.
00:38:01You.
00:38:01Okay.
00:38:02Shhh.
00:38:06For real?
00:38:07I'm sorry.
00:38:08It's not you.
00:38:08I just...
00:38:10I don't think I am who I thought I was.
00:38:14You.
00:38:17I'm an idiot.
00:38:18You don't need me at all.
00:38:19Enjoy your night.
00:38:21No.
00:38:21This is not what it looks like.
00:38:23I just...
00:38:23Save it!
00:38:25Okay?
00:38:26I get it.
00:38:36Bless you.
00:38:44Hey!
00:38:46What do you call a deer with no eyes?
00:38:51No eye deer?
00:38:56Keep the joke for your ghost.
00:39:06Shhh.
00:39:07Shhh.
00:39:07No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:39:09Be quiet!
00:39:16Kill me now.
00:39:27James!
00:39:29James!
00:39:30James!
00:39:31James?
00:39:33James, James, James, James.
00:39:35Hey, James.
00:39:37Want to play with Little Bunny?
00:39:41Come on, please.
00:39:43Just...
00:39:43Just forgive me.
00:39:45Please.
00:39:46Just get in the car.
00:40:05What's up?
00:40:07Okay, fine.
00:40:08I'm sorry about the other day but I promise nothing happened with her.
00:40:11I didn't sleep with her.
00:40:13I didn't sleep with her.
00:40:14Why'd you take her home?
00:40:16I was drunk.
00:40:17And I...
00:40:19I was scared.
00:40:21I...
00:40:21I've never felt this way about a guy before.
00:40:23Honestly, it's terrifying.
00:40:25But you have to believe me when I say I didn't sleep with her, okay?
00:40:27Trust me.
00:40:29I trust you.
00:40:30What?
00:40:32I...
00:40:32I'm just...
00:40:33I feel so hurt right now.
00:40:43How are you gonna make it up to me?
00:40:55Impressive.
00:40:55I'm not sure.
00:41:10I'm not sure.
00:41:14I'm not sure.
00:41:16I'm not sure.
00:41:20You're not sure.
00:41:24I've never felt like this.
00:41:25I'm not sure.
00:41:37I'm not angry anymore.
00:41:39You don't have to do anything.
00:41:41You're not ready.
00:41:42I'm ready.
00:41:47Oh, um, I got an exam in the afternoon.
00:41:51We'd be rushed.
00:41:53Oh, um,
00:41:55okay, yeah, no, that's fine.
00:41:57I remembered I have a,
00:41:58I have a meeting this afternoon anyway, so,
00:42:01yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:42:02That's my?
00:42:03Oh, 100%, yeah.
00:42:05All right.
00:42:14On, hello?
00:42:23What now?
00:42:25Hello?
00:42:27Hello?
00:42:27Where are you?
00:42:28I'm on my way.
00:42:29Bye.
00:42:52Avery!
00:42:54Avery!
00:42:56Avery!
00:42:57Avery!
00:42:57Avery!
00:42:59Avery!
00:43:01Avery!
00:43:08Sorry, I'm a little late.
00:43:19For being shy, I've seen you naked before.
00:43:23I broke my ankles, not my hands.
00:43:26Shut it.
00:43:30I can't help it.
00:43:33He gets to me.
00:43:38Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:43:39Way to move your hand.
00:43:42I can't watch if you're blocking.
00:43:53I can do it myself.
00:43:55You won't stop.
00:44:09Master.
00:44:10Master.
00:44:23Not bored of staring?
00:44:25No, silly.
00:44:27Oh, I got a graduation party tomorrow.
00:44:29I'll be gone in one week.
00:44:31One week.
00:44:32One week.
00:44:33One week.
00:44:34It's a normal amount of time to be apart.
00:44:36That's cool.
00:44:36I'm cool.
00:44:37Who's going?
00:44:38Yeah, it's just the drama crew.
00:44:41Liam, Zoe, Phoebe, Ethan.
00:44:43Guys I know from class and the girls from theater.
00:44:46You okay?
00:44:47Great.
00:44:48But they're all hot as hell.
00:44:50You want to come?
00:44:52No.
00:44:52Hanging with a bunch of college kids.
00:44:55That'd be a disaster.
00:44:57No.
00:44:58I mean, I'm busy.
00:45:00Probably got stuff going on whenever you said that was happening.
00:45:03I'm probably busy doing other stuff.
00:45:05Cool things that don't involve you.
00:45:07No.
00:45:08Oh.
00:45:09Okay.
00:45:29Oh my god.
00:45:31Oh no!
00:45:31That's cool.
00:45:32What the fuck?
00:45:36What the fuck do they have to be laughing about?
00:46:06Hey, bro, can you toss the soap back?
00:46:09Uh, yeah, no problem, my guy.
00:46:21Thanks, bro. You're a lifesaver.
00:46:24You got it, boss.
00:46:31Oh, damn, dude.
00:46:33I've got slippery hands. Can you toss the back again?
00:46:36Again? You gotta be kidding me.
00:46:39Sure thing.
00:46:40Yeah, thanks.
00:46:50Hey, that's one.
00:46:56Oh, I think you got the wrong guy.
00:46:58Yeah, shut up, Avery.
00:47:02Now, did someone tell me that you weren't available?
00:47:05What are you doing here?
00:47:06I was just overheating so I thought a shower would help.
00:47:09Nope.
00:47:12This time the truth, Avery.
00:47:14Or I can't promise that I can hold back.
00:47:23I'm so freaking stupid.
00:47:25Yeah!
00:47:30Oh, a woman.
00:47:32Hey, handsome.
00:47:33You wanna get a drink?
00:47:34Sorry, ladies.
00:47:36Hi, James.
00:47:38But, uh, sorry, uh, as you can see, um, he's with me.
00:47:43Ooh.
00:47:43Oh, no.
00:47:46Can you guys support us?
00:47:50Thanks.
00:47:54Well, uh, you still haven't answered my question.
00:47:57And you can't keep running away.
00:48:03Oh, yeah, okay.
00:48:05You're not gonna tell me about it.
00:48:06Okay.
00:48:08You know what?
00:48:09I'm gonna find you to fix all this and, yeah, you and me, we're done.
00:48:18Wait.
00:48:22You wanna know why I'm here?
00:48:28This is it.
00:48:41I couldn't stay away.
00:48:43I saw you with all those hot young people and I, I was jealous.
00:48:48And it, it, it kind of freaked me out how much I missed you after just a day.
00:48:57I mean, I've never felt this way before about someone.
00:49:00It's, it's honestly kind of scary.
00:49:06I just don't know, I don't know what to do.
00:49:08I shouldn't have said anything.
00:49:10I'm sorry.
00:49:20Okay, man.
00:49:21I'm sorry.
00:49:29Avery Rockfeller.
00:49:32I thought I was straight till you walked in.
00:49:35Yeah, it's, it's terrifying.
00:49:40But if it's you, bring it on.
00:49:45I love you, Avery.
00:49:48Every single day, I think I can't love you more.
00:49:52And then, tomorrow comes and proves me wrong.
00:49:59I love you too.
00:50:00I love you too.
00:50:01I love you too.
00:50:32What's that?
00:50:34What's that?
00:50:35Oh.
00:50:38It's literally, your school ring.
00:50:40It was mine.
00:50:42And now it's yours.
00:50:45I love you.
00:50:47Bye.
00:51:08What up?
00:51:09Critical situation downtown
00:51:11Need you back, Doc, boss
00:51:14I'm on my way
00:51:50James!
00:51:52Hello!
00:51:54Vincent?
00:51:56James is in the shower right now.
00:51:58Try again later.
00:52:01Flippity fuck are you doing on James' phone?
00:52:14Hey, is everything okay with the contract, man?
00:52:17What do you know about Vincent Lauren?
00:52:19Vincent?
00:52:20I mean, not much.
00:52:22I mean, no!
00:52:24Dude, this guy's a total player.
00:52:25He was getting three checks in one.
00:52:27Avery?
00:52:28Hey!
00:52:31Avery!
00:52:32Yo, where are you going?
00:52:33Dude, if you don't silence my dad's gonna fucking murder me!
00:52:36Avery, what the fuck?!
00:52:41Anyway, when I was like down on it, I was like...
00:52:45Hey!
00:52:50Hey!
00:52:51Avery, what the...
00:52:52You're the player here, James.
00:52:53You are.
00:52:54No, no, no, no, no, no!
00:52:55His room!
00:52:56You walked out of his room!
00:52:57And you say I am the...
00:52:59I cannot be the problem in this relationship!
00:53:01You walked out of his room, James!
00:53:02You're a fucking hypocrite!
00:53:04Saying I am a player!
00:53:05I think that I am the one that was cheating!
00:53:07And when you're so clear, you're the one that's having a fucking full of shit!
00:53:10I can't deal with it anymore!
00:53:12And you're frankly...
00:53:13Yeah, how does my ass look from that angle?
00:53:14You're bad in bed!
00:53:15You have such a problem keeping it up!
00:53:18I mean...
00:53:18Shut up!
00:53:19Or something...
00:53:22Didn't cheat!
00:53:23Promise!
00:53:31Your story better hold water!
00:53:33Okay...
00:53:33Okay...
00:53:34Um...
00:53:35Here's what happened...
00:53:41You have clothes on, Zoom to 30, get the docks ready, okay?
00:53:53Damn!
00:53:54This is the only show I've happened to be!
00:53:57Thanks!
00:53:58Christ, I am so sorry!
00:54:01James, what a small world!
00:54:03Hey!
00:54:04Oh, I'm so sorry about this!
00:54:06Please, let me fix it!
00:54:08Take my shelter!
00:54:09I cannot ruin your meeting!
00:54:11Cracker!
00:54:12The shower in my room is busted!
00:54:14Clearly in a rush!
00:54:16Please, let me help!
00:54:18Yeah, yeah, fuck!
00:54:20Yeah, yeah, let's do it!
00:54:21Yeah, fuck!
00:54:23James, I mean it!
00:54:24I truly admire you!
00:54:27Just give me a shot!
00:54:28Oh!
00:54:31I appreciate it, Mr. Lauren,
00:54:34but my heart is spoken for!
00:54:35I only ask for you help because this meeting was crucial for my family!
00:54:44Did I take your meeting?
00:54:47Screw the meeting!
00:54:57Surprise time!
00:54:58I love surprises!
00:55:00Oh!
00:55:01Okay, here!
00:55:02Ready?
00:55:02Yeah!
00:55:14Wow!
00:55:21That's insane!
00:55:23You like this beach?
00:55:25I love this beach!
00:55:27Good!
00:55:28Because I bought it 20 minutes ago!
00:55:32Welcome to Avery Beach!
00:55:36Seriously?
00:55:37You didn't actually name it Avery Beach, right?
00:55:40Yeah, yeah, no, I was just kidding, no!
00:55:43Name it whatever you wanted!
00:55:45Thank God!
00:55:46Yeah!
00:55:48Um...
00:55:49Avery...
00:55:50Who?
00:55:51Um...
00:55:53Avery...
00:55:55You're the only person that truly understands me.
00:56:00Honestly...
00:56:00I didn't even know what real love was until I met you.
00:56:08You...
00:56:09You...
00:56:09Rewrote my whole life.
00:56:12Made it beautiful.
00:56:14Made it real.
00:56:16I want it all.
00:56:18Every sunrise, every storm.
00:56:21Every goddamn day with you.
00:56:26Avery...
00:56:27Avery...
00:56:27Avery...
00:56:27Avery...
00:56:28Avery...
00:56:29Oh my God...
00:56:32Will you marry me?
00:56:34James Weldon.
00:56:35The guy who is all in?
00:56:40Um...
00:56:40Wow, I really don't know how any of this works, but...
00:56:45I would love to keep being your husband.
00:57:02Okay, so um, Rock Capital Group Gala event this Friday.
00:57:08Do you want to be my arm candy?
00:57:12I wouldn't miss it.
00:57:26I don't know.
00:57:26I don't know.
00:57:27It's nice, isn't it?
00:57:28Can you see James Walton?
00:57:30Shoot, those Walton's have killer James.
00:57:32Such a hot cup, wasn't it?
00:57:33Jesus, they're brothers-in-law.
00:57:35Your imagination is running wild.
00:57:38I'm here for it.
00:57:41Okay, well, I saw Bill Cosby behind the bar.
00:57:44So I'm gonna try one of the special drinks, okay?
00:57:46Okay.
00:57:46Alright.
00:57:55You're not good enough for him.
00:57:58You think we don't know about the charade of him playing bride?
00:58:03We all know what's underneath the mask of Judith.
00:58:06I think he could fool everybody.
00:58:07What do you want?
00:58:09Leave James.
00:58:11Or I'll blow this whole thing wide open for you.
00:58:14And ruin all of you.
00:58:16Yo, what the fuck?
00:58:17Excuse me?
00:58:18Whoa, whoa.
00:58:19Hello, Jimmy.
00:58:21Mr. Rockefeller's will merely requires Avery to marry a...
00:58:26Weldon.
00:58:28So, nothing tearing us apart.
00:58:32Fuck away, Miss Lauren.
00:58:34Now, excuse us.
00:58:35There's a glory hole in the men's washroom.
00:58:37I'm gonna put my mouth around it.
00:58:39It's gonna be on the other side.
00:58:41Au revoir.
00:58:50Nothing tearing us apart, huh?
00:58:54Let's test that.
00:59:00Do this for me.
00:59:02I'll be all yours.
00:59:09Holy shit!
00:59:11You're with James Walter?
00:59:13But...
00:59:13With the heads...
00:59:14I mean...
00:59:15I know he's Judith's brother.
00:59:16I know.
00:59:17How...
00:59:19How can you do that to your own sister?
00:59:21I mean...
00:59:22That's disgusting, dude.
00:59:23Avery's marrying me.
00:59:25End of story, okay?
00:59:26Oh, by the way, I gotta thank you for that special wine you gifted us.
00:59:29Really, spread things along, you know?
00:59:33I mean...
00:59:33I need another one.
00:59:36Just make another one.
00:59:37Just make another one.
00:59:44So...
00:59:46You think his folks are just gonna be...
00:59:48Cool with all this?
00:59:50Or...
00:59:50Like...
00:59:51Relax.
00:59:52I'll talk to them.
00:59:55Come to my place tomorrow and we'll...
00:59:57Do this right.
00:59:58Okay.
01:00:03Hello?
01:00:04Hey?
01:00:07Still...
01:00:08Avery?
01:00:09Avery?
01:00:10Hello?
01:00:12Best friend?
01:00:13Dude?
01:00:14What the fuck?
01:00:15Hey?
01:00:16Still sitting here.
01:00:17Whatever.
01:00:43Uh...
01:00:44Fun fact, by the way, Dad.
01:00:45Uh...
01:00:46Did you know that bison are one of the few mammals that do the whole gay warship thing?
01:00:50Like...
01:00:51Full-on romance.
01:00:53They even settle down together.
01:00:55Right, right.
01:00:56I guess that's why he's sitting on my plate.
01:00:58Didn't exactly have kids, so...
01:01:24Avery?
01:01:25Uh...
01:01:26Judith called.
01:01:27Um...
01:01:28She's flying home tomorrow.
01:01:29Says she misses us like crazy.
01:01:31Says she misses us like crazy.
01:01:32Um...
01:01:33You boys wouldn't mind picking her up?
01:01:35We'll get things back to, uh...
01:01:38Normal.
01:01:40Yeah.
01:01:42Sure.
01:01:43Good night.
01:01:54James!
01:02:06Now...
01:02:08Um...
01:02:09Wait a minute.
01:02:10You finally came to your senses and did your precious boyfriend.
01:02:13We're done.
01:02:14I realize there's nothing more important than you, Mom, and Dad.
01:02:18Hmm.
01:02:20I'm your sister, and it's time I started acting like it.
01:02:23Hmm.
01:02:26Whoa.
01:02:27Who's the hottie?
01:02:29Oh.
01:02:30He's my, uh...
01:02:32Avery!
01:02:33Right.
01:02:35God, if I knew my hubby was this cute.
01:02:40Don't sweat it.
01:02:41I'll talk to her tonight, okay?
01:02:43Hmm.
01:02:44Ah!
01:02:47No, yeah.
01:02:48Yes.
01:02:49Yep.
01:02:50Again.
01:02:51Okay.
01:02:52Yep.
01:02:54Woo!
01:02:56Nice.
01:02:57You know...
01:02:59That guy...
01:03:01He was like...
01:03:02A total jerk.
01:03:04Freaking sucked.
01:03:07And I'm really sorry, Jamie, that I failed on the wedding.
01:03:11But, like, guys becoming tights is the best thing ever.
01:03:18Hi, hi, hi, hi.
01:03:20Avery.
01:03:22I promise I'll be the best wife now.
01:03:25Ever.
01:03:25I believe it.
01:03:27I'm so...
01:03:28We got something to tell you.
01:03:31Mmm.
01:03:36You're funny.
01:03:37You know...
01:03:40Avery.
01:03:42I get really jealous of this guy.
01:03:46Look for your boy here!
01:03:48He's so pretty!
01:03:51And Avery, like, everybody wants him.
01:03:54Like, everybody.
01:03:57Mm-hmm.
01:03:57It's fine.
01:03:58Yeah.
01:04:01It's fresh corn.
01:04:04No, but...
01:04:06No.
01:04:08Fine.
01:04:0840 minutes.
01:04:09Bye.
01:04:10Hey, uh...
01:04:11I got a ball to campus.
01:04:12Do you have to sneak a hair award?
01:04:14I'm gonna say she's too drunk.
01:04:15Can you just take her home?
01:04:15And I'll talk to her tomorrow, okay?
01:04:17You gotta go.
01:04:17Thanks.
01:04:17Thank you so much.
01:04:20Ah!
01:04:21Yeah!
01:04:22Oh!
01:04:23Oh!
01:04:23Sorry, Avery!
01:04:25You're pretty good out when you hear liquor.
01:04:27I haven't had a real challenge in years.
01:04:30Oh.
01:04:31Not too good at more than just...
01:04:33I'll have two drinks.
01:04:33Oh no!
01:04:36I bet you'd be pretty good at this.
01:04:56Come on.
01:04:57I thought it was посмотрancy.
01:04:58I had to answer questions.
01:04:59Go ahead.
01:04:59Bye bye!
01:05:05Just take her home and then I'll talk to you tomorrow, okay?
01:05:08You got it.
01:05:08Thank you so much.
01:05:16It's not your fault.
01:05:18We were blackout drunk.
01:05:21I mean, technically, we are married.
01:05:27Breakfast is ready.
01:05:28I want you, Avery.
01:05:33No, no, no, no, no, no.
01:05:34This is not what it looks like, I promise.
01:05:36I don't remember a thing and nothing happened, I swear.
01:05:39Say, I need space, like, a lot of it, and, you know, let's not see each other for a while.
01:05:58I need space, like, a lot of it, and, you know, let's not see each other for a while.
01:06:30We're done every clean break.
01:06:33Let's just get everything back on track.
01:07:00I need space, like, a lot of it, and, you know, let's not see each other for a while, let's
01:07:06not see each other for a while.
01:07:06I need space.
01:07:07And, you know, let's not see each other.
01:07:27What have you done?
01:07:28this disaster i slipped something in your drink just to put you under breakfast is ready i want
01:07:40you avery nothing actually happened between us i didn't betray james
01:07:54hey look he's been on a bender ever since you left okay it's been bottle after bottle
01:08:05we can't we can't reach him he's completely come undone avery avery please please he needs you
01:08:46i miss you
01:08:51Every damn day.
01:08:58I missed you too.
01:09:02So much.
01:09:26Baby, don't go!
01:09:32You real?
01:09:38No, no, shit, sorry, sorry, I shouldn't do this, I'm sorry.
01:09:45Judas, baby, it isn't mine.
01:09:53Say that again.
01:09:55Nothing ever happened between us.
01:09:58You can ask her, she'll tell you the truth.
01:10:15Mom, Dad, this is it.
01:10:20I love Avery.
01:10:23I'm going to spend the rest of my life with him.
01:10:26Nobody else.
01:10:29Ever.
01:10:34Mr. and Mrs. Walton?
01:10:39Uh, the way I feel about James, I've never felt anything like it before.
01:10:45I mean, what we have, it's like, it's in oxygen.
01:10:49And I don't think I could live without it, if I'm being honest.
01:10:53Losing him, it would be a nightmare.
01:10:58So please, just see how much it would mean to have your blessing, because it would mean everything to me,
01:11:03and I know it would mean everything to yourself.
01:11:04Oh.
01:11:07Honey.
01:11:19My boy's a man now.
01:11:22Son, you can go live your life.
01:11:37I'm going to go meet the wedding planner about the floral hellscape, but I'll be back in two hours.
01:11:54Back to me and my piece, big sexy.
01:11:57Oh, you got it.
01:11:58Okay.
01:11:59Oh, I got it.
01:12:03I'm going to go see my list, and I'm going to go see my list.
01:12:12Oh, my.
01:12:14What?
01:12:15Oh, my.
01:12:15Oh, my.
01:12:17Oh, my.
01:12:18Oh, my.
01:12:22What?
01:12:25Oh, my God.
01:12:28Oh, my God.
01:12:28One time no see, Mr. Rockefeller.
01:12:32Vincent, what are you?
01:12:49I'm sorry.
01:13:04You know how I knew that that Judith was a fake?
01:13:09Because the real one's been screwing me for years!
01:13:17Look at you.
01:13:19His eyes, his lips.
01:13:23Wrong.
01:13:25All of it is fucking wrong.
01:13:30Nothing like it.
01:13:34Lady Breeze, fire them.
01:13:37Raw, untamed energy.
01:13:41Labels.
01:13:42Nothing but chains for small minds.
01:13:46Fuck gender!
01:13:47James Walton is something more.
01:13:51I had a plan.
01:13:53Plans all mapped out how I would get to him.
01:13:56How I would take him down.
01:13:58I even used Judith's baby.
01:14:00Mine too!
01:14:02But you had to fucking blow it!
01:14:05Every single time.
01:14:11What's his obsession?
01:14:15Is it like this pretty face?
01:14:20Or are you just a psycho between shit?
01:14:24You don't even want him!
01:14:33You're a fucking psycho.
01:14:35You're a fucking psycho.
01:14:39Now...
01:14:40I wonder what sound this will make when I...
01:14:43No, no, no, no, no, no!
01:14:44No, no, no, no, no!
01:14:47James...
01:14:51Perfect timing, James!
01:14:53Pixie!
01:14:55Let sis tie ya up.
01:14:57And your boyfriend watch through.
01:15:00James...
01:15:01Don't do it.
01:15:02James!
01:15:03Get a trap!
01:15:06Good boy!
01:15:07I fucking lost.
01:15:10I'm sorry.
01:15:11I'm sorry.
01:15:14I'm sorry, Jamie.
01:15:16It's okay.
01:15:18It's okay.
01:15:20I'm sorry.
01:15:20Can you see?
01:15:22I hate you.
01:15:23You promise me that if I help,
01:15:26there's this one that he would marry me
01:15:28and that he loves us.
01:15:30Enough!
01:15:31Cut the waterworks, sweetheart!
01:15:33I know!
01:15:34No!
01:15:34You know it!
01:15:36You know how much...
01:15:37I hate when you cry!
01:15:44I did exactly what you said.
01:15:46Let him go.
01:15:50Patience, Prince Charlie.
01:15:52The game has just begun.
01:15:54Now!
01:15:56Option one.
01:15:58I put a bullet.
01:16:00I met a lover boy here.
01:16:02And then I eat my own gun right after.
01:16:05And you walk.
01:16:09Option two.
01:16:10My pick.
01:16:11We blow your pretty little brains out.
01:16:15And he walks free.
01:16:17Brilliant, yeah.
01:16:23Tick tock, Rockefeller.
01:16:24Time to choose.
01:16:29Speechless.
01:16:30Speechless, huh?
01:16:31Pathetic.
01:16:34Open your eyes, Jamie.
01:16:35You're really gonna risk everything for this cow!
01:16:39If I take a break.
01:16:43Then you die.
01:16:45If we can't share heaven.
01:16:48We're all brought together in hell.
01:16:54I know it's crazy...
01:16:55You're part of the dreams.
01:16:57What?
01:16:58Oh!
01:16:58Oh, fuck!
01:17:02Hey, Aaron!
01:17:04What are you doing?
01:17:05I don't know.
01:17:06No!
01:17:09Get it!
01:17:11It's crazy!
01:17:14I got it!
01:17:16I'm gonna get it!
01:17:19I'm gonna get it!
01:17:19No, it's okay.
01:17:22It's okay.
01:17:25It's okay.
01:17:27It's okay.
01:17:49It's okay.
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