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00:56Não, não, não, não.
01:12Não, não, não, não.
01:35Não, não, não, não, não.
01:48Não, não, não, não, não, não.
02:02Não, não, não, não, não.
02:06Não, não, não, não, não.
02:17Eu fiz algo horrible.
02:19Ei, eu não sei que não é tão ruim.
02:21Eu matou Josh.
02:27Josh?
02:30Joshy.
02:33I didn't know you two were still dating.
02:34And now he's dead?
02:36I splattered his brains all over his loft.
02:40Josh had a loft?
02:41Yeah, downtown.
02:43But his parents pay his rent.
02:44No, he has his own money.
02:46Had his own money.
02:49Oh, oh, come here.
02:52Oh, come here.
02:53Tell me what happened.
02:57He brought home a pizza after work.
03:09He leaned in to kiss me.
03:12He leaned in to kiss me.
03:12That's when I saw his eyes.
03:15They were blank.
03:17Vacant.
03:17I thought that was his normal look.
03:20No.
03:21Okay.
03:21I mean, not always.
03:25Anyway, this was different.
03:27His eyes went dark.
03:29And then, oh God.
03:31He, he, I...
03:48Hey, I would have done the same thing, too.
03:52You know, if Josh tried to eat me.
03:56Really?
03:58Really.
04:02Fucking Tiny Caesars.
04:05Wait, the pizza was from Tiny Caesars?
04:07Yeah, so?
04:09Josh, with the downtown loft,
04:11eats Tiny Caesars like the rest of us mortals?
04:13It was Detroit-style deep dish.
04:15It's good.
04:16Detroit-style.
04:17I mean, is that even a thing?
04:19You're missing the point.
04:21Fucking Tiny Caesars took my Joshie.
04:24What are you talking about?
04:26They're saying the virus is cheese-borne
04:28from tainted mozzarella.
04:31Cheese-borne?
04:32It's like mad cow disease
04:34jumped the species barrier.
04:36Was that on Twitter, too?
04:38No, no.
04:38Buzzfeed.
04:39But if you both ate the pizza,
04:41why aren't...
04:41No, no.
04:42Josh ate the pizza.
04:43I had a salad.
04:44So you're not infected?
04:45No.
04:54I'm glad you're okay.
04:56And if it's any consolation,
04:58I never thought Josh was right for you anyway.
05:01What do you mean?
05:03You're a good person, Tracy.
05:05You deserve better.
05:06I don't know.
05:08Maybe he deserved better.
05:12But I'm here for you now.
05:13And there'll be a train any minute.
05:16We'll get out of the city together,
05:18away from all this.
05:20We can make a new life together.
05:22Rebuild society and...
05:25You know?
05:27You know what?
05:29Repopulate the planet.
05:33Oh.
05:33Oh!
05:35Doug, you're a nice guy,
05:37but we're not the last two people on Earth.
05:40Don't take it slow.
05:42I know a great wine and cheese shop we can raid.
05:46I just want to take care of you.
05:48Keep you safe.
05:52Take it slow?
06:04The train!
06:05You hear that?
06:09It's coming!
06:11We're gonna make it!
06:13Everything's gonna be...
06:15What's wrong?
06:17Your breath.
06:20It's cheesy.
06:22What?
06:24No!
06:25No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
06:27Okay, hold on.
06:28I had, like, one slice after work,
06:31but it was a leftover in the fridge,
06:32and it was fine.
06:33And just look at me.
06:34I'm totally fine.
06:36I took it to the airport.
06:37I feel great.
06:38They're gonna find a cure for this thing soon, Tracy.
06:40Tracy?
06:43I love you.
06:46Doug?
06:48You were a nice guy.
06:51Tracy!
06:52No, he said she didn't need it.
06:55He said he failed...ous
07:09to tell me how... I
07:11didn't know. There
07:11makes me really... I
07:11I didn't know. I don't
07:11know. He said he
07:11thing. He's a
07:11good ending. Yeah, he
07:11I would have I to live for $one interesting. That's where he
07:15wants you, I'm gonna need
07:16him. I'm gonna need
07:17you, that's quick to
07:17rally from me. That's tiny.
07:17There's no way,
07:18that'soline. There's
07:18no way, I
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