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00:00:27Thank you very much.
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00:04:21Thanks.
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00:04:27Excuse me.
00:04:29Lord, dear darling,
00:04:32there's a family house.
00:04:34Brother,
00:04:35I'm sorry,
00:04:37I'm sorry,
00:04:38I'm sorry,
00:04:41I'm sorry,
00:04:43I'm sorry,
00:04:44I'm sorry,
00:04:47brother.
00:04:49We don't sleep.
00:04:51These crits
00:05:02can't wait to see you,
00:05:03Who is your wife?
00:05:04Please, please.
00:05:07Hello?
00:05:08I've been looking for
00:05:11the help of the audience.
00:05:14Joker,
00:05:15and I've been looking for help of the audience.
00:05:21Hello?
00:05:24B.
00:05:26Da žena izgubi nevinnost, to znači da je otvorena za razgovor, pod B.
00:05:35Zakopćana do grla, pod C. Delikventna osoba ili najebala.
00:05:43K. Delikventna osoba ili najebala.
00:06:01Ja sam, ja sam zvao Joker, a moje, moje, moje mišljenje je da je pod A otvorena.
00:06:14Nemojte...
00:06:15A?
00:06:16Nemojte žuriti, zovite.
00:06:18Da?
00:06:18Kak je da se žuriti?
00:06:22Hajde reći neke.
00:06:26A, B, C, D ili E.
00:06:29Poplju?
00:06:31Otvorena za razgovor, pod B. Zakopćana do grla, pod C. Delikventna osoba ili najebala.
00:06:50Draga publiko, Joker i dajte malo pomognite.
00:07:01Hvala?
00:07:03Haló!
00:07:05Hvala!
00:07:06Hvala!
00:07:07Co se habla?
00:07:08Kaj denes, zavico manu!
00:07:11Hvala!
00:07:12Hvala!
00:07:19To se nije avskati!
00:07:23To se nije, da se nije, da se nije bila interna.
00:07:25Hvala, da se!
00:07:27Hello?
00:07:29I need to repeat again so that it would be again...
00:07:33Hello?
00:07:35Hello?
00:07:38Hello?
00:07:39Excuse me, excuse me.
00:07:41Excuse me.
00:07:42Excuse me, excuse me.
00:07:44What is the question?
00:07:46Open for conversation.
00:07:48B is a kopčana do grva.
00:07:51C je telekventna osoba.
00:07:53D je najebala.
00:07:55D ti je točno.
00:07:57A?
00:07:58Ti je točno.
00:07:59Zašto? Zašto bi najebala?
00:08:02Zato što će jebat poslije.
00:08:04Pa treba je pokarat ponovno pa bude ona se opametila.
00:08:12Bude dobila više love.
00:08:15Mene ne trebaju eore i Evropa.
00:08:20Mi smo...
00:08:22Tange lange.
00:08:28Halo?
00:08:31Halo?
00:08:32Ševa?
00:08:33Izvolite.
00:08:36Ja mislim da je D.
00:08:38Ja mislim da je C.
00:08:43Pa D može biti ako je izgubila nevinost da je zakopčena do grva.
00:08:54Ti nisi onda pametan.
00:09:01Znači ti bi ju... ti bi ju bukal i pusil bi ju, a ne bi pokaral ponovno.
00:09:11I ovo na novo, eh?
00:09:13Pa Mišnjaković.
00:09:15Saj pomozi.
00:09:16Pa Mišnjaković.
00:09:17Halo?
00:09:20Halo?
00:09:21Halo?
00:09:21Ja mislim, ja mislim.
00:09:23Ja mislim.
00:09:25Izvolite.
00:09:26Točan odgovor je D.
00:09:28Najebala.
00:09:32To nije.
00:09:34Znači ti bi ju... ti bi ju pokaral i ona bi ju stukao dobro ili kaj?
00:09:39Ona bi najebala, a?
00:09:41Kad ne mreš jebat, kaj možeš.
00:09:45Ja ga mu zrkal pa bom bacila na telefon.
00:09:51Atomski, luksus.
00:10:03Zvi, zvi, zvi.
00:10:05Halo?
00:10:06Jais.
00:10:07Jais.
00:10:08Gaj ću imaš se zvote?
00:10:09Halo.
00:10:11Dobar večer.
00:10:13Jel me čujete?
00:10:16Čujem vam, a Ševa čuje, da?
00:10:18Ševa?
00:10:19Šta je?
00:10:21Natrbaj ti duvana pa nek te povleće svoj prijatelj dobro.
00:10:26Moj točni odgovor je otvoren za razgovor.
00:10:33Neću više džokere trašit, neću niš, moj je otvoren za razgovor.
00:10:46Zabavnu.
00:10:48Vijest i panorama spektakli, plus sport i prilog zabavnik. Nedjeljni jutarnji.
00:10:55Enigmatica, humor.
00:10:56U središte zbivanja vodi vas vaša i naša.
00:10:59Slobodna Dalmacija.
00:11:03Gospodine Ševa, imate drugo pitanje.
00:11:07Pozirno, pažljivo ga sasršajte.
00:11:09Tako da ne bi džokera trošili.
00:11:12Ako ne znate džokera imate, pažljivo sasršajte.
00:11:18Vesna Pusić nodi sebe.
00:11:21Pod A, nacionalnim manjinama.
00:11:25Pod B, malograđanima.
00:11:27Pod C, Ivi sa nadiru.
00:11:30Pod D, svima, a ne samo njima.
00:11:34Ja mislim da ste, jeste razumijeli pitanja?
00:11:37Jesam.
00:11:37Izvolite A, B, C ili D.
00:11:46Pod B, malograđanima.
00:11:52Pod C, Ivi sa nadiru.
00:11:56I pod D, svima, a ne samo njima.
00:12:06Moj, moj odgovor je.
00:12:09Nemojte žuriti.
00:12:10Ma dobro.
00:12:12Ako znam, ako je dobro, ako nije, nije.
00:12:19Moj odgovor je.
00:12:22Džokera iskoristite, pa vidit ćete.
00:12:24Onda svoje razmišlje možete staviti.
00:12:27To nije moj da govori, ali imate vremena.
00:12:30Ja ću reći pod D.
00:12:33Ništa ti ja ne mogu odgovoriti.
00:12:36Imate vremena.
00:12:37Razmišljite.
00:12:38U potrebi džokera, zašto da ti leži?
00:12:40Pa ti se, vi se...
00:12:42Džokera, zovi...
00:12:47Molim vas, jel bi mogo dobiti Vesnu Pustić?
00:12:51Da mi ona odgovorit?
00:13:06Pod D moje.
00:13:08Ja mislim, ako nije, nije.
00:13:19Vijesti i panorama spektakli.
00:13:21Plus, sport i prilog zabavnik.
00:13:23Nedjeljni jutarnji.
00:13:26Enigmatika, humor.
00:13:28U sledište zbivanja vodi vas vaša i naša.
00:13:30Slobodna Dalmacija.
00:13:33Gospodin Ševa.
00:13:35Izvod.
00:13:35Ovo je treće pitanje.
00:13:36Ako ga osvojite, vi ste...
00:13:39Lijanobili.
00:13:40Numeru jedan.
00:13:41Kad žena izgubi nevinnost, to znači da je otvorna za razgovor.
00:13:49Da, da je otvorna za razgovor.
00:13:51To je bilo pod prvo pitanje.
00:13:54Ispričavam se pošto mjeglitevstvo.
00:13:56To je bilo pod prvo pitanje.
00:13:58Nalaz sam ja to.
00:14:00Prešao sam sebe.
00:14:01Ispričavam se.
00:14:03Idemo dalje.
00:14:06Gospodin Ševa.
00:14:08Treće pitanje.
00:14:10200 bogatih sisovaca vole.
00:14:15Monogamiju.
00:14:16Pod B.
00:14:17Biogamiju.
00:14:18Pod C.
00:14:19Mamografiju.
00:14:21Pod D.
00:14:22Oca domovine.
00:14:49Ja mislim.
00:14:53Neću odgovoriti.
00:14:55Moj točni, moj odgovor je pod B.
00:15:00Bigamija.
00:15:02Ja ne mogu ti reći jer tamo zasijedaju komisija.
00:15:07Ona će...
00:15:09...đokera.
00:15:11Poetu imaš džokera?
00:15:13Traži pomoć.
00:15:15Gledajte, svoj džokera?
00:15:17Traži.
00:15:20Dragi gledalci i...
00:15:24...kolege i svi koji poznaju te...
00:15:28...malografije i monografije.
00:15:30Ja bih vas zamolio da mi odgovorite.
00:15:35Dve što bogatih sisovaca vole.
00:15:39A, monogamiju.
00:15:43Pod B, bigamiju.
00:15:45Pod C, monografiju.
00:15:48I pod D, oca domovine.
00:15:50Halo.
00:15:52Halo.
00:15:54Ja mislim da je A ili B.
00:15:58Možda i C.
00:16:00Ali mislim da je D.
00:16:13Jel ima još ko bi pomogao?
00:16:20Hvala.
00:16:22Halo.
00:16:23Evo, ja mislim da je točan odgovor D.
00:16:26Oca domovine.
00:16:27Zato što dvijestav bogatih sisovaca...
00:16:30...da postanu bogati, to im je omogućio otac domovine.
00:16:33Pa onda oni sišu od drugih da bi oni bili bogati.
00:16:36Pa bi to bio naš Franja Tudžman.
00:16:38D. Oca domovine.
00:16:39Vjeruj mi.
00:16:40Kaži D. Oca domovine.
00:16:43Nije.
00:16:45Ja bi rekao da je pod B, bigamiju.
00:16:52Jel moraš biti bigamista?
00:16:55Ako nisi isto pisao, onda si bagamista.
00:16:58I pisa i sve.
00:17:01I traktorista i sve.
00:17:03Moj odgovor imam slabu pomoć od Jokera.
00:17:12Moj konačan odgovor je pod B, bigamija.
00:17:23B, bigamija.
00:17:24Evo pola, pola može.
00:17:25Ti imaš pola, pola?
00:17:27Može.
00:17:43I would like to say that my final conversation is about Osad Domovine.
00:17:58Plus, sport i prilog zabavnik.
00:18:00Nedjeljni jutarnji.
00:18:03Enigmatika humor.
00:18:04U središte zbivanja vodi vas vaša i naša.
00:18:07Slobodna Dalmacija.
00:18:31Središte zbivanja.
00:18:59Odgovora pod A, B, C i D.
00:19:02Sad ću vam pročitati.
00:19:04Vi pozorno, pažljivo sad zraite.
00:19:06I onda koji vi smatrate da je točno, možete odgovoriti.
00:19:11Imate džokera.
00:19:13Gretište da zovete.
00:19:14Imate polo a polo.
00:19:16Sve je na vama.
00:19:18Pažljivo slušajte.
00:19:19Sad ću vam pročitati.
00:19:20Osvodne jarane.
00:19:26Prepetum mobile je pod A pokretna kuhinja, B nepokretna imovina, pod C radioaktivna penzija, D kamp kućca.
00:19:44Razumijeli ste točan odgovor da li je pod A, B, C ili D.
00:19:49Izvolite, gospodine jarane.
00:19:59Prepetum mobil je pokretna kuhinja, nepokretna imovina, jadološka, ne.
00:20:13Šta točan odgovor je pod Opet, opet počeli ste.
00:20:22Kam kućica?
00:20:27Prije svega ja i ne znam šta znači ova prva reč.
00:20:34A pročitaju?
00:20:36Ma da.
00:20:37Pročitaju?
00:20:38Tako mi je jasno.
00:20:39Nije mi jasno ovo, pripetna mobil je, šta to znači?
00:20:55Pokretna kuhinja, pokretne kuhinje nema.
00:21:02Ima u kam kućci.
00:21:09Ovo, sad je vam nasmije se, ajde molim te, još se nasmije, ajde.
00:21:14Hej već.
00:21:19Halo?
00:21:22Ne znam, voljam publiku zvati.
00:21:26Halo?
00:21:35Halo?
00:21:38Halo?
00:21:39Stenja!
00:21:40Kako je?
00:21:42Dobro, ne možete smijet, ajmožete mi pomoć.
00:21:47Zapelo sam na jedno pitanju.
00:22:01Sljepetivne mobil je.
00:22:04Halo?
00:22:05Dobro veće.
00:22:06Dobro jutio.
00:22:07Možete mi pomoć?
00:22:09Možete mi mene pocijeti pitanje?
00:22:10Dobro veće.
00:22:13Je to vi mene zezate ili ozbiljno?
00:22:17Da ozbiljno.
00:22:17Pa kako me onda zovete kad me ne gledate?
00:22:20Nima slike.
00:22:22Ne, nema slike.
00:22:24Eeeeh.
00:22:25Taj za nene.
00:22:29Pripetivni je mobil, pokvjetna kuhinja.
00:22:40Pripetivni mobil je pokvjetna kuhinja, nepokvjetna imovna, jadiološivna, fezija, fizija.
00:22:56Kam kućica?
00:23:00Nikad nisam čio šta taj pet ko je čao...
00:23:04Nije ne znam, evo dobio ste zamijetili gospodine!
00:23:09Haj' ti odgovorji pet dečino jedna!
00:23:12Šta se smiješ?
00:23:15Šta..
00:23:15Daj, Čapo, ti odgovori, ajde!
00:23:18Treš pomoći.
00:23:20Ajde!
00:23:21Please don't go to me.
00:23:25I'm not sure about it.
00:23:26But answer, because you know what does this one mean?
00:23:30I just leave you in the comments and you don't know your mind.
00:23:33You say A, B, C, D.
00:23:36And you answer, please answer.
00:23:41What does this one mean?
00:23:43I'll give you a shot, if you know.
00:23:49Please don't listen to me!
00:23:51I'll let you go!
00:23:52Don't sleep.
00:23:53You'll always get me.
00:23:56Hello!
00:23:57Hello, I'm always there.
00:24:00Hello!
00:24:00I'm in.
00:24:01Please don't listen, please don't listen.
00:24:04We won't be here, it's first and second.
00:24:06So, when I'm a kid,
00:24:12I don't know this Zambok,
00:24:15He said he doesn't know what he does.
00:24:19I tell you, I don't know what to make.
00:24:23I don't know what to do.
00:24:25You don't know what to do.
00:24:27I don't know what to do.
00:24:35I don't know anything.
00:24:38We'll be able to do this.
00:24:42So, together, and now we'll be talking about it.
00:24:44So, Perpetuum mobile is a great word.
00:24:48Do we understand?
00:24:49Yes.
00:24:50What do you mean?
00:24:54Perpetuum.
00:24:56It came from a different language.
00:24:59I heard that.
00:25:01I've never heard that.
00:25:06What are you doing?
00:25:10I'm not sure what you mean.
00:25:11Latini, then write everything in Latinx.
00:25:16Or on the phone.
00:25:18A mobile?
00:25:20Mobile, mobile, blah, blah.
00:25:22You know what I mean?
00:25:23Mobile.
00:25:24Mobile, in aъel phone.
00:25:25Mobile, in a lower kitchen.
00:25:28I'm not a major choice.
00:25:30But don't let go straight towards the road.
00:25:33We're going to set out the rest of the world.
00:25:35Ok.
00:25:36That's right.
00:25:37Maybe it's mobile, maybe it's not.
00:25:40It's inappropriate.
00:25:42It's inappropriate, right?
00:25:43It's inappropriate, I know what it is.
00:25:46What is it?
00:25:49When you have checkers, it's inappropriate.
00:25:52It's inappropriate.
00:25:54It's inappropriate.
00:25:57I'm sorry.
00:25:59I'm sorry.
00:26:00I'm sorry.
00:26:00I'm sorry.
00:26:01No, no, no, no.
00:26:04Cekaj, czekaj.
00:26:05Kad me zajebaju ova zonca.
00:26:08Gle, da ti ja naučem nešto, ajde.
00:26:11Nepokretna imovina, to je kuća.
00:26:13To je kuća stan, auto, vječernica.
00:26:16E vidiš, a vječi?
00:26:19To znam.
00:26:21Ti si malo prije rekao da je to check, pa nije check, jebem us sve.
00:26:24Ne, ne, dobio, ja sam se zabunio, ajde.
00:26:27Pošteno, pošteno, idemo dalje.
00:26:28I'm not a child.
00:26:31It's a child.
00:26:32It's a child.
00:26:34I'm reading it.
00:26:37Radioactive pension, a?
00:26:40What?
00:26:41It's a child.
00:26:43Radioactive pension,
00:26:44that's what is the question.
00:26:47It's a child.
00:26:49I know it.
00:26:51I'm going to get it.
00:26:53I don't want to get it.
00:26:54And this is my wife.
00:26:56Errand?
00:26:58I'm sure these are perfect.
00:26:59We're unỡn,
00:27:01We're right...
00:27:05No, I'm sure these are perfect
00:27:06but we're still thinking about it.
00:27:07I'm sure if this comes up,
00:27:09no, I want to open my eyes.
00:27:11It doesn't mean you're right...
00:27:14That don't pull me down.
00:27:16Damn it!
00:27:17What is this question?
00:27:21Devil, is it?
00:27:23Where is the last one?
00:27:25Where is the camp house?
00:27:26Camp house, yes.
00:27:28No.
00:27:31Perpetuum mobile, no camp house.
00:27:33No.
00:27:34We're going to take it automatically.
00:27:38We're going to take it away.
00:27:39We're going to take it away.
00:27:40We're going to take it away.
00:27:45We can have a basket kitchen in the camp house.
00:27:51What?
00:27:52Is it like that?
00:27:55What?
00:27:57What?
00:27:57What do you think?
00:27:59I think.
00:28:09What could it be?
00:28:15Well.
00:28:16I'm not sure how to answer that.
00:28:20I'm not sure how to answer this.
00:28:24There are no commentators.
00:28:26No, I'm not sure how to answer that.
00:28:34No, you're not about the problem.
00:28:37No, you don't, no, you don't know.
00:28:39No.
00:28:41No, you don't know what the problem is.
00:28:42I am to do this now.
00:28:42No, no, you don't say anything.
00:28:43You don't have to answer your questions right now.
00:28:44I don't know anything.
00:28:45everyone be welcome and I tell you that no answer is not correct.
00:28:52What are you doing when you're running out of memory?
00:29:07What is your active pension? What is that?
00:29:11Here you go, my father.
00:29:14Here you go, my father.
00:29:21Now I'm...
00:29:22Good, good.
00:29:33Here you go, my father.
00:29:36My father is active.
00:29:53Good, good, good.
00:29:58Enigmatica, humor.
00:29:59U središte zbivanja vodi vas vaša i naša.
00:30:01Slobodna Dalmacija.
00:30:05Pudne, jedan je na drugo pitanje,
00:30:09pozirno pažljiv slušaj.
00:30:11Ovo je lakše, ovo je pitanje po mome.
00:30:14Ja da sam na solcu tome, ja bih ovo lakše odgovorio.
00:30:18Prema tome, pošto se ti boriš za milion,
00:30:21pozirno sašaj, pažljivo.
00:30:25Srodnik jerebice.
00:30:28Jeva ti.
00:30:34Leanderatalis je.
00:30:37Pod a, purica naturalis.
00:30:40Pod b, luka, komtineutalis.
00:30:46Po c, njurac, aguaris.
00:30:52Kapanski čovjek.
00:30:53D, krapinski čovjek.
00:30:55Krapinski čovjek.
00:31:08Krapinski čovjek.
00:31:11Neće neotijajekos je.
00:31:15Puljica, natijalus.
00:31:19Šljuka, kot jaliksi.
00:31:25Neću čitat.
00:31:29Neću!
00:31:29Ne bojte se svijat.
00:31:31Šta se svijete?
00:31:32Kaj me jebete?
00:31:36Kaj me jebete?
00:31:38Idemo po c.
00:31:46Gnjujac akadeus.
00:31:49Gnjujac.
00:31:49Gnjujac ti.
00:31:51Krapinski čovjek.
00:32:00Ptica.
00:32:02Ovo.
00:32:04Puljica.
00:32:05Nije ptica.
00:32:07Šljuka.
00:32:13Kaj se svijete?
00:32:15Jesam dobio jeko.
00:32:17Puljica.
00:32:18Vidiš?
00:32:19Neutalekus.
00:32:30Šljuka.
00:32:32Kontriatekus.
00:32:41Kontriatekus.
00:32:43Tako je.
00:32:54Krapinski čovjek.
00:32:56Šta je to?
00:32:57Krapinski čovjek nije.
00:33:05Krapinski čovjek nije.
00:33:07Nije mi jašno.
00:33:10Odavde ni jedan nije tu.
00:33:23Tornju.
00:33:25Halo?
00:33:28Halo?
00:33:30Dobio več, izvoli.
00:33:31Možete mi pomoć?
00:33:34Budem trobo, da.
00:33:40Jajebica i pujica to mi se rimuje, to bi moglo bit.
00:33:47Jajebica, pujica...
00:34:00Jajebica i pujica to nije baš. Kontintentalalis to isto nije.
00:34:12Svaki dio ove riječi može biti točan odgovar, recimo B šljuka ili B kontintentalis.
00:34:20To nije tako zamišljeno, ili?
00:34:24Jelane?
00:34:26Molim.
00:34:28Šta ti meni pomozi, kak se igra ova igra?
00:34:31Ne znam! Pa tad ja znam ne bi te zvao.
00:34:37Pa nisi ti mene zvao, već sam ja...
00:34:40Pa dobio, ne bi te ja zražio za pomoć za zam.
00:34:45Pa ja ti kažem, jajebica i pujica to se rimuje.
00:34:49To je pjesnički i super zvuči i sigurno to će vam zgovoriti.
00:34:57Jajebica, pujica, znaš kak je jednostavno, samo ti hoće reći da je teško s ovim drugim odgovorima.
00:35:03Kužiš?
00:35:07Šta je?
00:35:10Halo.
00:35:12Halo.
00:35:13Dobro jutro.
00:35:15Može pomoć?
00:35:17Dobro jutro.
00:35:18Može pomoć?
00:35:19Može, jarane, sretan Božić.
00:35:22Hvala i vama, gospodin.
00:35:24I ako možemo vratiti, a ipak smo mi duhovna emisija, bare mi kaj se javljamo i vi tu kaj ste
00:35:32unutra, Bajeren ševi Muberek Olsom prijateljima koji to slave.
00:35:38Je.
00:35:39Je.
00:35:40Je pošteno.
00:35:40Je, pošteno je.
00:35:42Ja ću to napijaju, dok završim.
00:35:47Obaviti.
00:35:47Mislim ja na nje.
00:35:49Halo.
00:35:49Dobro jutro.
00:35:51Dobro jutro.
00:35:52Dobro jutro.
00:35:53Može pomoć?
00:35:55Može pomoć.
00:35:56Može.
00:35:57Jeći te.
00:35:59Jeći te.
00:36:05Ja mislim da je E.
00:36:07A?
00:36:09Pa nema E tu.
00:36:11Šta je s tobom?
00:36:13Pa, cekaj, pa što si boletno, pa što ne veliš da ima E?
00:36:24Halo.
00:36:25Dobro večer.
00:36:26Dobro večer.
00:36:28Dobro večer.
00:36:28Dobro večer.
00:36:28Dobro večer.
00:36:29Dobro večer.
00:36:29Jajale.
00:36:30Jeći.
00:36:31Jajale.
00:36:32Jeći.
00:36:34Jeći.
00:36:35Dřeli ovdje, Zagreb.
00:36:43Halo.
00:36:46Pa.
00:36:48Pa.
00:36:51Pa.
00:36:53A kuhalic.
00:36:55Gnudac a kuhalic.
00:37:10Čjodnik je jebice.
00:37:12Neu ti je lekos.
00:37:16Čite, čite.
00:37:18Ne ti je talekos.
00:37:35Svešč.
00:37:37Halo.
00:37:42Halo.
00:37:44Nema nikom.
00:37:46Halo.
00:37:47Nema.
00:37:48Rekli so mi iz režije da...
00:37:51Halo.
00:37:57Halo.
00:38:12Halo.
00:38:16Halo.
00:38:17Halo.
00:38:17Bog živio.
00:38:18Bog živio.
00:38:20Daj mi reci ovoj...
00:38:21Prvo im pročitaj pitanje.
00:38:24Onda ću ti odgovorit točno, ali dijelimo na pola, može?
00:38:29Jel vredi tako?
00:38:31Vredi.
00:38:32Dijelimo na pola, bratski, vredi?
00:38:34Vredi.
00:38:36I daj mi sad reci ovoj...
00:38:38Jesi ti nam pravio Tarzan ili Tarzan tebe?
00:38:43Gospod, imate vi pametno pitanje.
00:38:51Halo.
00:39:00Halo.
00:39:02Halo.
00:39:05Halo, halo.
00:39:07Halo.
00:39:08Halo.
00:39:09Dobroveče.
00:39:10Može pomoć vaša?
00:39:13Ta pač.
00:39:17Halo.
00:39:19Da, da, da, da.
00:39:20Čujemo se.
00:39:21Može pomoć?
00:39:23Ali ja ne vidim baš najbolje.
00:39:26Oprostite mi.
00:39:27Jo, kako vi mene svi...
00:39:31Da ne...
00:39:33Da ne kažem.
00:39:34To je...
00:39:38Svjodnik...
00:39:39Ili kako ide?
00:39:41Svjodnik ja jebice...
00:39:43Neutlja lekudu sje.
00:39:47Pulica na tlakud.
00:39:49Pritaj Boga.
00:39:51Čitam kako ja vidim.
00:39:53Vi se svijeta.
00:39:54Jebite se.
00:39:55Čitaj, čitaj.
00:39:55Jebite se.
00:39:56Čitaj.
00:39:58Šta je svječno, majmune?
00:40:02Budalo.
00:40:05A potpe?
00:40:09I da Bog da ceko dojte.
00:40:14Budite izgledateljima, molim.
00:40:16I ti isto, budite.
00:40:19Kako može preda?
00:40:20Pa, napreću, već ovo me pedaju...
00:40:24Za kamajom.
00:40:25Svjodnik ja jebice.
00:40:26Rekla što je pulica naturalisa.
00:40:29Pa prošti ja jebne.
00:40:31Te poja krema radi pulica naturalisa.
00:40:36Pa prošti ja jebne ali...
00:40:38Jaj ne ne pročitaj...
00:40:40Neću.
00:40:40Pa imaš pola pola.
00:40:41Neću, odustaj.
00:40:43Pola pola imaš.
00:40:43Pa neću te mene jebat.
00:40:45Pola pola.
00:40:45Odustaj.
00:40:46Idi pola pola.
00:40:47Neću.
00:40:48We need to help you to help you.
00:40:51Just the same.
00:40:56You might call your Zblank.
00:40:59One-two-two-two.
00:41:00No, I'm going to get it.
00:41:02He's going to get it!
00:41:04Yes!
00:41:06You call me.
00:41:07Yes, you are.
00:41:12One-two-two, surely?
00:41:14One-two-two-two.
00:41:15Let's go!
00:41:17What do you want?
00:41:18Give me a game!
00:41:26Let's go!
00:41:27What do you want?
00:41:27Half and half!
00:41:34Let's go!
00:41:36Let's go!
00:41:38Let's go!
00:41:39Half and half!
00:41:41I knew!
00:41:42What do you want?
00:41:44Puljica neutrja leksus!
00:41:50Punjica!
00:41:52Puljica!
00:41:53Puljica ili puljica!
00:41:57Puljica!
00:42:02Pa jesam odgovorio?
00:42:06Isto još!
00:42:07Te si glup!
00:42:09Jesam odgovorio Puljica!
00:42:14Moj konačan odgovor je Puljica neutrja leksus!
00:42:19Evo!
00:42:20Tražiš pomoć!
00:42:22Patriađica!
00:42:23Evo!
00:42:23Dove!
00:42:25Dove!
00:42:27Dove!
00:42:42Dove!
00:42:44Treći je pitanje!
00:42:45Ovo ti je malo lakše!
00:42:46Sigurno ćeš ovde malo odahnuti!
00:42:48Nešto treba oznojiti!
00:42:50Uvijek raži!
00:42:53Teško je novce dobiti!
00:42:55Nije to lako!
00:42:56Ne zavaš se buniti!
00:42:58Svarno je teško nam se zaraditi!
00:43:00Ti si tu vide i zaradiš!
00:43:02Pažljivo pročitaj pitanje!
00:43:04Gospodine Jerane!
00:43:07Prepetetu mobile je!
00:43:10To je već bilo!
00:43:12To je već bilo!
00:43:15Uvijek!
00:43:16Spričavam se gospodine Jerane!
00:43:19Ovi!
00:43:20Ovdje na kompjuteru nešto nije u rijedu!
00:43:23Ili ja pogrešno stisnem gumb drugi!
00:43:27Spričavam se igletelstvu i tebi gospodine Jerane!
00:43:31A na tvoj će pitanje!
00:43:33Kojim umjetničkom izričaju pripada oko ono?
00:43:39Pod a!
00:43:40Roko kou!
00:43:42Pod b!
00:43:43Pod b!
00:43:45Barroku!
00:43:46Pod c uju na platnu!
00:43:49Pod d!
00:43:50Akvareliškom pjevanju!
00:43:52Tvoje da odgovoriš da li je pod a!
00:43:54B! C! D!
00:43:57Razmišli!
00:43:58Ako ne znaš traži!
00:44:00Pomoć imaš džokera!
00:44:01Imaš pola pola!
00:44:04Akvareliškom pjevanju!
00:44:08Ulje na platnu!
00:44:10Joko u!
00:44:13Boj bo!
00:44:14Joko u!
00:44:16Pročite pitanje i odgovorite!
00:44:31Na glas, Jarane!
00:44:33Kojim umjetničkom izvođaču pripada?
00:44:38Joko ono!
00:44:41Joko u!
00:44:43Joko u!
00:44:43Ba joko ulje na platnu akvateljskim pjevaču!
00:44:51Pa može, koliko ja znam, može sva četi bit!
00:44:56Ovo je malo finije pitanje!
00:45:12Akvateljskim pjevaču!
00:45:15Akvateljskim pjevaču!
00:45:16To bi mogo biti akadeumckim pjevaču!
00:45:21Pjevač!
00:45:24Njok!
00:45:25Njok!
00:45:25Glazba!
00:45:32Njok!
00:45:36Halo!
00:45:38Metin ti sebi u usta!
00:45:43Halo!
00:45:45Metin ja tebi!
00:45:52Njok!
00:45:56Halo!
00:45:58Dobre večer!
00:45:59Halo!
00:46:01Jeste, čujemo jajane?
00:46:02Čujemo!
00:46:05Žena će te ubit!
00:46:06Neka će!
00:46:08Nek tebe neće!
00:46:12Imamo, imamo eho!
00:46:14Ja sam ti na rivi!
00:46:16Ja sam ti na rivi!
00:46:17Kaj si ti?
00:46:20Na rivi!
00:46:22Na rivi!
00:46:24I kakje to veze ima?
00:46:27Sad, s ovim pitanjem, gdje si ti?
00:46:31Jel ti znaš ko je...
00:46:32Jel ti znaš ko je...
00:46:34Joko ono!
00:46:36Nema pojma!
00:46:38Pa znam da nema pojma!
00:46:39Nema!
00:46:40Aj mi, aj mi pročitaj...
00:46:45Pitanja!
00:46:46Da ti pomognem!
00:46:47Jel znaš čitati?
00:46:50Nema pojma!
00:46:52Kojim umjetničkom izvočacu pripada?
00:46:56Joko ono!
00:46:57Joko u!
00:46:59Ba joko u je na platu akvateskim pjevanju!
00:47:07Akvateskim pjevanju!
00:47:26Akvateskim pjevanju!
00:47:29Daj!
00:47:30Japo izbaci ovo!
00:47:32Neći jem nista ljude!
00:47:33Daj!
00:47:34Hoćeš da ja učestvujem tu ili nećeš?
00:47:42Kaj se svijete?
00:47:44Mene će nasi jepat!
00:47:46Cijeli dan!
00:47:50Ej!
00:47:50Ej!
00:47:51Jajone!
00:47:51Jeći!
00:47:52Dobr gospod, hoćeš mi od pomoći ili nećeš?
00:47:56Jebi se iti, ajde!
00:47:58Nemoj mene zajebavat!
00:48:00Dost sam i ovih jatena što me zajebavaju!
00:48:04Još i ti!
00:48:11Čuj!
00:48:12Kame ja tebe zajebavam!
00:48:19Jajone!
00:48:20Smili živci jer žena će te ubiti!
00:48:27Sloš ko sem, ne?
00:48:31Jema, glavu svoju!
00:48:32Želimo penzij, nećemo!
00:48:35Da dje ti je! Odgovor!
00:48:46Halo!
00:48:47Te čujemo!
00:48:50Čujemo!
00:48:51Dobro jutro, Jarevne!
00:48:52Dobro jutro!
00:48:53Ja mislim da ti je odgovor po dje!
00:48:55Šta to točno piše?
00:48:59Akvateljskom pjevanju!
00:49:00E, e, to to to!
00:49:03To, red ti konačan odgovor!
00:49:14Ja znam šta je akademijski pjevač!
00:49:18Pjevanju!
00:49:18Hei, pročitaj res kako!
00:49:22Akvateljskom pjevanju!
00:49:26Moj konačni odgovor akvateljskim pjevanju!
00:49:31Hahahaha!
00:49:38Vijesti panorama spektakli plus sport i prilog zabavnik!
00:49:41Nedjeljni jutarnji!
00:49:44Enigmatika humor!
00:49:46U središte zbivanja vodi vas vaša i naša!
00:49:48Slobodna Dalmacija!
00:49:50Za blagdanski stol i godinu cijelu
00:49:54Mesnice Pijolić nude pravu mjeru
00:49:58Sretan Božić i godina nova
00:50:01Od polja do stola da bi gozva bila bolja
00:50:05Naša raz lo zna pri pripravljanje
00:50:11Od poljici
00:50:13Bi jengaj
00:50:13To je možda
00:50:13Noć ko to ho,
00:50:17Noć ko to je da
00:50:19Poao naga česu
00:50:23Treči, najborži prst
00:50:26To je možda
00:50:27če nešto reči
00:50:28Po je možda
00:50:31Po to nešto reči
00:50:32Laki dobro večje
00:50:33Dobro večje
00:50:34Novo večje
00:50:34You have three questions, you have a million, if you have a joke, you have a half a half.
00:50:50Mr. Laki, I'm going to read the first question.
00:50:52Mr. Laki, if Bumbara, Svetina Duška Lokina,
00:51:02zaplete se u, po A tupe, po B bujnu kosu, po C hit pjesmu, po D kontradikciju.
00:51:14Svetina Duška Lokina, zaplete se u mrežu.
00:51:18A tu nema negde mreže.
00:51:24Točitajte sami.
00:51:28Kontradikcija, tak nešto.
00:51:30Ne znam, vi ste tu, deli?
00:51:33Baš te.
00:51:36O, razmišljuću malo, ako ne znam, pomoći ću mi nekom.
00:51:40Samo da vidim.
00:51:40Ako Bumbara, Svetina Duška Lokina, zapleti se, a ne piše tu u mrežu.
00:51:51Zapleti se u mrežu.
00:51:54A ne piše.
00:51:56Tupe.
00:51:58I, pjesmu.
00:52:04Ma po C.
00:52:07Ne znam, ti odluči sam, ti imaš džokera.
00:52:11Po C sam rekao.
00:52:14Promisli, ne zuri, imaš vremena.
00:52:16Pa rekao sam po C.
00:52:19Pa rekao sam, ti čuo, za Duška Lokina.
00:52:25Pa kri pjesma po C.
00:52:28Ahavalo, uklučite se.
00:52:31Ali sam pravo ili nisam?
00:52:33Ja sam rekao C.
00:52:36Da, halo, sa čuvamo?
00:52:39Si zaspali.
00:52:42Na Bumbaru ili?
00:52:45Na Bumbaru ili.
00:52:48Here you go first half half half and then you need help.
00:52:53Go on, baby.
00:52:54Go on, half half half.
00:52:56Go on.
00:52:57Go on.
00:52:57Go on.
00:53:01What?
00:53:04What is that?
00:53:08What is that?
00:53:09I don't know exactly the answers.
00:53:12Where are the words?
00:53:17Tupe, guna, kosa.
00:53:20Here you go.
00:53:24You know, if you have a sweet girl with a locket, you can see it in...
00:53:32You can see it.
00:53:35Like a tupe.
00:53:37Do you need help?
00:53:38Do you have it?
00:53:39Yes.
00:53:40Yes, we can hear it.
00:53:42You can hear it.
00:53:43Bravo, Laki.
00:53:45Klasna gubacane pane.
00:53:48Takli plus, sport i prilog zabavnik.
00:53:50Nedjeljne jutarnji.
00:53:53Enigmatika humor.
00:53:54U središte zbivanja vodi vas vaša i naša slobodna Dalmacija.
00:54:01Ustavljno, Laki, na drugo pitanje, bude pažljiv i savješaj pitanja svoja.
00:54:06Da, komerč se radi o meni.
00:54:08Bumbara je u srospu sa, pod A krumpirom zlaticom, pod B stivnim ušima, pod C kanapis buhom, D vibratorom.
00:54:25To je da odgovoriš da li je pod A, B, C ili D, točan odgovor.
00:54:32Ako nije jasno, pročitaću.
00:54:35Ja bih rekao da je pod A.
00:54:37Ne znam.
00:54:40Ja sam rekao pod A.
00:54:43Tražite pomoć, imate džokera, imate pola.
00:54:45Ja sam rekao pod A.
00:54:47Ne živurite, imate vremena.
00:54:49Hajdu, tu ćete se poda, da vidimo da li sam bil pravo.
00:54:54Halo, se čujemo? Se oglušili?
00:54:58Halo.
00:55:00Ko je točan odgovor?
00:55:03Daj mi, pročitaj ovo A.
00:55:06Kumpirova zlaticom.
00:55:10Znaš što je kumpirova zlaticom?
00:55:13Jel je u srospu sa Boba Marom ustrojen?
00:55:17Ma slušaj, točan odgovor ti je A.
00:55:21Sam bilo pravo.
00:55:24Pa to nekog to jebe.
00:55:28Pa meni se čin da je po dva.
00:55:32Pa pogodio sam.
00:55:35Gospodine, taj sam ne, jer sam ono pravo.
00:55:37Da?
00:55:39Čujemo se.
00:55:41Pupupu.
00:55:43Da?
00:55:46Da?
00:55:47Bravo, vaki.
00:55:49Ni on.
00:55:50Kako sa šepi.
00:55:52Stani panije.
00:55:55Stani čujemo pred Božić.
00:55:58Na dudi.
00:55:58A izmijeno ova su.
00:56:01Ko, ko, ko, ko?
00:56:02A, to dolazi ošte žepetanje.
00:56:06Dvijesti panorama spektakli plus sport i prilog zabavnik.
00:56:10Nedjeljni jutarnji.
00:56:13Enigmatika humor.
00:56:14U središte zbivanja vodi vas vaša i naša.
00:56:17Slobodna Dalmacija.
00:56:19Gospodine Laki.
00:56:20Da?
00:56:21Ovo je za vas treće pitanje.
00:56:25Ako ga znanete, milijone maši.
00:56:26To je podstavno, šta sam mogu života.
00:56:29Pozirno, pažljivo, sušaj Laki.
00:56:31Ovo je, niti je teško.
00:56:34Pomisli i nemoj živiti.
00:56:37Teže pitanje.
00:56:38Kada Bumbara, kada Buba Mara,
00:56:41kada Buba Mara izgubi jednu točku,
00:56:44zove se pod A upitnik,
00:56:47pod B uskričnik,
00:56:49pod C dvočka,
00:56:51pod D kvočka.
00:56:53Na vama je dovoljivo da li je točno odgovor.
00:56:56Pod A, B, C ili D.
00:56:58Izvolte, gospodine Laki.
00:57:05Ka protku, nijem počin odgovor.
00:57:10Ni.
00:57:12A kutite se i...
00:57:14Bojem da...
00:57:16Pa Bumbara ima peste točkice na sebi,
00:57:20izgubi jednu točkicu.
00:57:23Pa nema samo izbiviti na sebi.
00:57:26Hajde, uletite mi, uključite se.
00:57:29Halo?
00:57:30Čujemo se.
00:57:32Kako boj?
00:57:33O, roja.
00:57:35Pa, halo?
00:57:36Čujemo se.
00:57:38Kad Bumbara razgubi jednu točku, zove se.
00:57:46Se čujemo.
00:57:48Se zaspali.
00:57:52Pa javite se.
00:57:54Pa javite se.
00:57:54Aha, nate muda, eh?
00:57:57Zaspali su.
00:58:00Pa evo, tu piše...
00:58:05Ehm...
00:58:06Kad Bumbara izgubi jednu točku, zove se.
00:58:10Pod A upitnik.
00:58:12Pod C dvo točka.
00:58:15Pod B uskričnik.
00:58:17Pod D kvočkar.
00:58:20Čija kvočkar?
00:58:23Da, ajte se javite.
00:58:26Mene bojite.
00:58:28Halo?
00:58:29Se čujemo?
00:58:30D, ovo ga, toč...
00:58:32Pod koje slovo?
00:58:34Reci D.
00:58:35D, 100%.
00:58:36K'o je?
00:58:38Pod B?
00:58:42Sad nisam baš siguren.
00:58:47Pod B!
00:58:48A, slučaj me.
00:58:50Da.
00:58:51E ovako.
00:58:52Moja prijateljica, Ivana i Petra.
00:58:55Misla, misle ne, ovako, kvačka.
00:58:58Ali ja mislim da je upitnik.
00:59:03Pa sad...
00:59:05Se dvoje imam.
00:59:07Između A i...
00:59:09Upet nek' uskričnik, ano?
00:59:12Mogu pola, pola, ove.
00:59:15Znači, iz pola pod A i B.
00:59:19Znači, cede...
00:59:20Me dolazi ovdje, včetno, žena je...
00:59:25Znači, ja ostalo sam a i B.
00:59:27Nemo pola poda.
00:59:29Da, vidim za tim.
00:59:34Uuu, svašta.
00:59:38Znači, na milion.
00:59:41Znači, dotočka, kvočka.
00:59:44Pa kvočka nije.
00:59:49Bumara je kvočka, malo sutra.
00:59:53Po ceve.
00:59:56Nije točan odgovor.
00:59:59Preš pomoći.
01:00:01Eh?
01:00:02Pa kakva kvočka?
01:00:04Pa...
01:00:05Bumara ne sedi na jejima.
01:00:08E, dobro, u redu.
01:00:12Tu ćete se to da vidim ovaj...
01:00:14Halo, Laki.
01:00:15Da, čemu ste?
01:00:16Zaki?
01:00:17Da?
01:00:17E, slušaj, može pitanje.
01:00:20Mhm.
01:00:20Zašto švaki pup oližeš u usta kada zazviždješ?
01:00:24Pa, kad fučkaš, vas da ližeš u usta.
01:00:28Ajde, ajde, odfučkaj na monu pjesmu, Zvončić.
01:00:32Ti, malički, preži se bez dobra sam, premjer, meni pristoje se buli doba.
01:00:38I oskoro stiše Božić, pristoje se buli doba.
01:00:42Nesmo došli pup s ova.
01:00:44Ček na džene.
01:00:46Ajde, ajmo dalje.
01:00:48Se čujemo?
01:00:49Bukno se bez obraza, drzaj.
01:00:51Halo.
01:00:52Da je?
01:00:53Halo.
01:00:55Da, čujemo se?
01:00:56Srletan Božić.
01:00:57Mnogo zahvalno se ljuboko i svi na drugima.
01:01:01Da je?
01:01:02I Bajram, može?
01:01:04Znaš što ne?
01:01:05Pa posnam ljude u kvartu koji...
01:01:09Švaka.
01:01:09Za par dana, ne znam.
01:01:12Svaka čas, bilje.
01:01:14Živim sudima u zgradiku.
01:01:16Da je?
01:01:17Bilje.
01:01:18A jel je Čambo hodal tam pokarit osobu pomoć?
01:01:22Ko?
01:01:23Znaš kaj to?
01:01:26Hm?
01:01:28Čamo ovo.
01:01:29Čega?
01:01:31Meni treba odgovor na to pitanje.
01:01:35To je pa ne?
01:01:36Kad Puba Marac gubi jednu točku, zove C?
01:01:40E.
01:01:41Pod koje slovo?
01:01:43E.
01:01:45Ko je?
01:01:47Pa to je nema.
01:01:50Ima C i D.
01:01:53Kakav je?
01:01:55Ja jel ne vidim.
01:01:57Zdje ti slijep?
01:01:58Koji ti kurac?
01:01:59Pa to...
01:02:01Samo piše C i D.
01:02:04Ja sam rekao po C.
01:02:07Pokud su ja na plaću se pogađam.
01:02:12Za glinčake, za jaje i ovak.
01:02:15Da, halo.
01:02:18Jel ima koga?
01:02:19Da se čuvamo.
01:02:21Evo, ovo su ovo je C i D.
01:02:29Gospodine, taj zame, ovi su zaspali.
01:02:32Jer ima...
01:02:35A, nazovite me.
01:02:36Znate, muda, eh?
01:02:40Pod koje slovo?
01:02:42Če, ćete mi pomoči li ne?
01:02:46Ne želite omroći?
01:02:51E, halo, uključite se ovaj.
01:02:54Ako se oš budni.
01:02:57Jer mi tu u noćnom mori još nismo zaspali.
01:03:02Halo!
01:03:04Ako se čuvamo?
01:03:06Eo, radi se...
01:03:11Opetano je, kad Boba Mara izgubi jednu točku, zove C,
01:03:16pod C, dvo točka, pod D, vočka je.
01:03:22Goj se točan odgovor.
01:03:25Znate, uključite se.
01:03:28Zaspali ste.
01:03:30Neko se ne javljaj.
01:03:33Ja sam rekao pod C.
01:03:38E, halo, neko se ne javljaj.
01:03:42Bravo, Laki.
01:03:45Bravo, Roat.
01:03:48Točan odgovor.
01:03:50Točan Laki.
01:03:50Hvala.
01:03:53Hvala.
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