- 3 months ago
- #christmasmovie
- #comedy
A brother and sister are stuck at Christmas, but they find a way to sneak out for late-night adventures. When his sister is kidnapped by bank robbers, the boy and his friends must enlist the help of their friends to capture the fugitives.
#christmasmovie #comedy
#christmasmovie #comedy
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00:00:11Everyone
00:00:12Thank you very much. I love you forever
00:00:29Nothing like a million bucks spare cash in this lousy economy, right?
00:00:34Now I can get me that G4
00:00:35What's a G4 and why are you dressed like a rock star?
00:00:40A personal business jet, that's what!
00:00:46Oh man, and I didn't make it in music, okay?
00:00:50All I wanted was to follow my dream and make a lot of money
00:00:54I was gonna be a commercial pilot
00:00:56Is that too much to ask for?
00:00:57But no, nobody wanted to listen to me
00:01:00Now I can live my dream with this
00:01:07Hey! Drop the money!
00:01:12Move it!
00:01:15No! No! Get out of here!
00:01:18No! No! Get out of here!
00:01:21No! No! Get out of here!
00:01:43Chance for walking!
00:01:44No! I call things you TIRE�� with this
00:01:51He won't go go races
00:01:51No! No! No! No!
00:01:52No!
00:01:54No! Yeah!
00:02:10justify the water
00:02:11No! No! Sonyo died with death
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00:03:57Trick or Treat!
00:03:58Little boy, I don't have any candy. Halloween was two months ago?
00:04:02Well, you don't got any chocolate or candy canes? I'll take them, too.
00:04:07Why are you trick-or-treating at Christmas time?
00:04:11Well, it's because I actually was sick and I missed Halloween, so I'm just making it up.
00:04:17Hang on, let me see if I have something.
00:04:31Here you go. Thanks. You're welcome. I'll see you next year.
00:04:35I get that a lot.
00:04:38Merry Christmas. Thank you.
00:04:39I mean, Happy Halloween.
00:04:41Okay. Bye.
00:04:44Ho, ho, ho! Merry Christmas!
00:05:07Hey, man. What's up?
00:05:08What's your name?
00:05:09My name? My name is Mr. Shorty. Yours?
00:05:13I do firecracker.
00:05:15Okay. See you around.
00:05:19It's Christmas.
00:05:25Oh, yeah. Look at that, baby. Nice.
00:05:29Got that right.
00:05:31You know, that's the common finch. I think the proper term is the American brown finch. I mean, they are
00:05:36everywhere.
00:05:38Common finch.
00:05:39Yeah.
00:05:41You know, I really like the magpies. They're so cool.
00:05:45You know, I thought I saw some magpies around here a little while ago.
00:05:48You know, you always know when they're around because they have a very distinctive song.
00:05:52Kind of like the laughter of mad children.
00:05:54What is it with you and birdwatching, New Young?
00:05:59Well, it's just a hobby. I mean, I just enjoy it, you know.
00:06:01I'm a member of the National Birdwatcher Society.
00:06:04I just know they have members as young as ten years old.
00:06:06Yeah, but they don't got hot chicks.
00:06:10Sure they do, Freddy. Girls love it.
00:06:12How many girls do you know at our school that love birdwatching?
00:06:20Girls love guys with money and cars. Or football players.
00:06:28Not birdwatching.
00:06:31Well, the birdwatcher society has girls too. That's all I meant.
00:06:40How do birds have sex, anyway?
00:06:43Have you ever wondered?
00:06:47I guess that's just one of life's mysteries, Freddy.
00:06:51No, seriously.
00:07:07I just don't see why he called it an inconvenient truth.
00:07:11Global warming isn't inconvenient.
00:07:13It's just slightly fictional, you know?
00:07:16Huh?
00:07:20It was okay. Not much of a plot.
00:07:26Well, who writes this stuff anyway?
00:07:52We have a full swarm of birds.
00:07:54Look at that.
00:07:57Little two months behind, huh?
00:08:01Did we get some of the fun?
00:08:07What are you doin', man? Come on!
00:08:14What's your problem?
00:08:30Here, I got you a pre-Christmas present.
00:08:33Honey, what is it?
00:08:36It's a digital hair waxer. I just thought you'd like it.
00:08:42I'll open it later. I'll make it a sandwich.
00:08:50I hate Christmas, dear.
00:08:53So? Why don't you shoot yourself?
00:08:55Very funny. Thanks a lot, little brother. You're supposed to be on my side.
00:09:01I miss Mom. I can't believe it's been a year since the accident.
00:09:06I miss her too.
00:09:09But, she's up in heaven watching you waste your life playing video games.
00:09:14This particular video game is Christmas two years ago. Thank you.
00:09:20Did Polina go home yet?
00:09:23Yeah.
00:09:24Well, you know, she's a pretty cool chick.
00:09:27Oh, forget it, Steph. She doesn't like you.
00:09:31I know that they know.
00:09:33No, Kathy, I don't think so.
00:09:35Really? I mean, our stepmother.
00:09:39Yes, innocent one. For two years.
00:09:42No, they could probably care less.
00:09:45It doesn't mean anything.
00:09:48I was a copy editor. Not a regular editor.
00:09:53Whatever.
00:09:54Copy editor at a sex magazine company. The real thing.
00:09:58Uh, copy editor?
00:09:59I mean, they don't really have much writing in those pieces, you know.
00:10:03I mean, photo editor, maybe you got something, but, uh, copy editor, so what.
00:10:11I'm going to hate Christmas this year.
00:10:16Well, when we get to Aspen, I'll tell you all about it.
00:10:19I learned a lot at that magazine.
00:10:23It's just that I don't want the kids to hate me.
00:10:26Why did you get me a digital hair mask?
00:10:30Well, you know how they work, right?
00:10:32Nope.
00:10:34Neither do I, really.
00:10:37We'll open it together later.
00:10:40It's called curfew, and it's starting right now.
00:10:44You kids have both been messing up.
00:10:47What did I do?
00:10:48Honestly, I wasn't really speeding.
00:10:51Dugong, you got in trouble in school, right?
00:10:54And Missy Ann, if he pulled you over, you were speeding.
00:10:59And then there were those other incidents, like that crazy party a couple of weeks ago,
00:11:03that almost got that guy in the hospital.
00:11:05That wasn't my fault.
00:11:07Uh-huh.
00:11:08Well, I know it's Christmas break and so on.
00:11:13But curfew means I want you both in this house by 9 p.m.
00:11:18Without fail, every night, no excuses, or you'll both be sorry.
00:11:27Peter.
00:11:29Peter, they're not listening.
00:11:31Will you say something?
00:11:32Um, yeah, okay.
00:11:34Curfew, 9 o'clock. You're both grounded.
00:11:37Sorry.
00:11:38I can't believe this.
00:11:47You know, I can't believe that Kathy Lee thinks we're going to turn into a pumpkin at 9 p.m.
00:11:51Whining. Remember, it's both our butts on the line.
00:11:56I hate curfews!
00:11:58Melodramatic much? Come on.
00:12:03Some party.
00:12:06Maybe I really will turn into a pumpkin, like Cinderella.
00:12:13You got a flat tire on this thing, did you know?
00:12:15What? Just get in. We don't have time.
00:12:47I can't. There's no place to park it.
00:12:49Well, find any place up there by that street light.
00:12:51You're going to destroy the rim.
00:12:58Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
00:13:01I told you.
00:13:02It's as flat as the top of your head.
00:13:06Very funny.
00:13:07We should call home and tell them we got a flat so Kathy won't ground me.
00:13:10Hey, you're not the only one here.
00:13:14Oh, shit. It's dead.
00:13:17Oh, my. Do you never charge your phone, Missy?
00:13:19I'm sorry.
00:13:21All right.
00:13:36Hey, kids. What's going on?
00:13:39Oh, you got a flat. You need some help?
00:13:42Yeah, you do need some help, huh?
00:13:46Uh, no.
00:13:48We're just fixing a flat tire.
00:13:50No big deal, bro.
00:13:52You can leave now.
00:13:53No, that's a mouth you got in, you kid.
00:13:56Especially when we're just trying to help you get on your way.
00:13:58Hey, it's cool.
00:14:04All right.
00:14:04You two seem to have everything under control, so we'll be on our way.
00:14:08All right.
00:14:09Thanks for nothing.
00:14:14What was that all about?
00:14:15And the gun.
00:14:18That was creepy.
00:14:19Are you done yet?
00:14:24Are you done yet?
00:14:29Grounded?
00:14:30That's right, young man.
00:14:31I told both of you curfew is 9 p.m.
00:14:34and you are both out until after 10.
00:14:36It's Christmas break.
00:14:38Tough.
00:14:39Why were you so late?
00:14:41We had a flat tire.
00:14:43A flat tire?
00:14:45Well, why didn't you call?
00:14:46My cell phone was dead.
00:14:48It really was.
00:14:49I got things to do.
00:14:51I mean, I got a party I'm going to.
00:14:52Oh, and I'm applying for a job, just so you know.
00:14:55Oh, a job.
00:14:57Did you hear that, Peter?
00:14:59Du Gong was going to look for a job.
00:15:01How sweet.
00:15:02Well, now you're not going to, young man, because you are grounded.
00:15:07What exactly is meant by the term grounded?
00:15:09Could you be a little more specific?
00:15:12Certainly.
00:15:12As a matter of fact, I wrote up a list and it's taped on the refrigerator door.
00:15:16From what I read, the term grounded comes from the Air Force.
00:15:20When a pilot was out of uniform or drunk in public, they took away his flying privileges.
00:15:26Well, for our little family, what that means is nobody leaves this house 24-7 for two weeks.
00:15:35No friends come over to the house, no talking on the cell phone, no talking in the backyard,
00:15:40over the fence, or in the driveway under any circumstances.
00:15:44You can do housework and homework.
00:15:46You can eat, sleep, or read.
00:15:48But your little hot bodies better stay in this house 24-7 for the next two weeks.
00:16:04Boredom's a blessing.
00:16:06It really is.
00:16:07Really.
00:16:09Really.
00:16:49You know, I love my sister, but she's whack, seriously.
00:16:54I love my sister.
00:17:24Oh!
00:17:24I love my sister!
00:17:25I love my sister!
00:17:30I love my sister, but I love my sister.
00:17:31What time is it?
00:17:33Ah man, it's later than you think.
00:18:39I am bored beyond all comprehension.
00:18:42It's like a hypnotic trance.
00:18:45Gotta stay grounded to reality to survive, Missy.
00:18:48Yeah, I'm grounded all right.
00:18:51Any working electrical current requires a wire grounded directly to the Earth for the current to flow properly.
00:18:58Fine. Plug me in.
00:19:03I played my DS for more than three hours last night.
00:19:06That's so like you.
00:19:07I mean, my brain's running and it's all Kathy Lee's fault.
00:19:10Well, we blew it.
00:19:12We missed curfew and she told us.
00:19:16So this is a Dante's Inferno of Boredom in Grounded Land.
00:19:32You can always play a game of cards.
00:19:35I'd have to kill you first.
00:19:40Monopoly?
00:19:42I'd have to be seriously drunk.
00:19:44Don't tell Dad though.
00:19:48What about a movie on DVD?
00:19:49Saw them all and we're not allowed out to get a new one.
00:19:52Plus, they're all crap anyway.
00:19:55I don't know. Yoga?
00:19:57You're an idiot. I don't know yoga and I'm too arrogant to learn.
00:20:05We can shave the cat.
00:20:07Now you're talking. Let's go grab Dad's electric razor and give it a try.
00:20:11Yes!
00:20:17Here, kitty, kitty.
00:20:30Don't worry, kitty.
00:20:31I was just kidding.
00:20:33I'm not going to shave you.
00:20:35Meow.
00:20:36Meow.
00:20:38Meow.
00:20:40Meow.
00:20:42Meow.
00:20:44Meow.
00:20:48Meow.
00:20:49Meow.
00:21:06Meow.
00:21:08Oh my god. There's that crazy kid.
00:21:12What, Mr. Shorty?
00:21:14He's alright.
00:21:16Hey, Mr. Shorty.
00:21:17No!
00:21:18shh shh shh shh shh shh leave him alone hey it's you ready firecracker how you been man
00:21:25uh pretty good didn't even tell you how long is over it's like a month ago it ain't over for
00:21:32me
00:21:34oh you need help you've got serious issues i'm good with the k my mom and my dad were hit
00:21:41by
00:21:41that fire in our neighborhood you know that big wildfire then the flood and they lost their jobs
00:21:50then i got sick i mean bad sick a virus you know i thought it was gonna die man so
00:21:58i missed halloween
00:21:59this year you know and it's my favorite holiday and look not a single piece of candy it's like that
00:22:08that's all i missed halloween so i'm making it up okay right but why webman i mean it's christmas
00:22:18webman doesn't do christmas does he webman can do christmas he don't care he can be a black guy too
00:22:26you never know it can be that way that's all he's right paulina what man really could be a black
00:22:32guy
00:22:32in real life okay i don't know you people
00:22:40you would not believe what i went through with my mom tonight she thinks i'm at a sleepover
00:22:45wow that's cool missy ann was talking about a party tonight
00:22:52freddie i am not gonna hang out with this kid if he's going to wear that stupid halloween costume
00:22:57everywhere understand i have my reputation to consider this is not a halloween party okay he looks like an
00:23:04idiot we need to plan our escape from devil's island like steve mcqueen and papillon because
00:23:12butterflies are free well what exactly is meant by the term escape where are you going with this
00:23:19i haven't formed an opinion there but basically the idea is we can't stay home on friday night
00:23:25there's a really cool party i want to go to with paulina right party for butterflies got it the
00:23:341973 film also starred dustin hoffman and the story of two inmates at the notoriously hellish french
00:23:40penal colony established in 1852 by napoleon the second i don't want to be mclean
00:23:49sure anyway i think what i'm talking about goes something like this if we can get out of the
00:23:56house without being noticed by just after 11 pm we'll have approximately seven hours to do what we
00:24:01want with our friends and so on everyone parties all night anyways but it's essential we don't wake kathie
00:24:07lee and dad
00:24:12kathie lee likes to watch the first news bumper on fox but she never watches the rest
00:24:16so by 10 30 or 11 pm at the latest they're almost always asleep
00:24:31of course we'll make dummies to put in our beds while we're gone in case they check
00:24:36they have to be good and we usually sleep in anyway
00:24:44i'll risk a text message on my cell phone to paulina and toss my car keys over the fence in
00:24:49the driveway
00:24:50paulina can move my car down the street sometime when dad and kathie lee are busily awake
00:24:55so then when we sneak out they won't hear the car engine starting up in the middle of the night
00:25:17we sneak out through the back door in the kitchen to leave the house
00:25:22and into the patio then out through the side gate by the garbage pickup
00:25:27we go through the side gate then down the driveway
00:25:34it's super important that we're absolutely quiet
00:25:38like cat burglars
00:25:53i can't believe this is actually working
00:25:54shh quiet with the door
00:25:58thank god she left the keys in the visor like i told her
00:26:02cool beans let's split
00:26:16hey dugong
00:26:17yeah you owe me 60 bucks man
00:26:21what
00:26:22yeah what's going on with that what for man i don't owe you 60 bucks man no way
00:26:27i bet paulina 200 cell phone minutes
00:26:31that you and your sister wouldn't be able to be ungrounded by winter break
00:26:37i guess she won
00:26:38not exactly technically we're still grounded i'm gonna call this girl about the party hang on
00:26:45not me anyways but we're equally just as grounded by missy standards
00:26:49hey buddy it's missy ann
00:26:53well me and my brother and freddie
00:26:56yeah you know freddie yeah the guy with the iguana
00:27:01oh well well he's cool and paulina too
00:27:05yeah uh we're on our way to your thing you told me about the party at the barbecue pits
00:27:12yeah you told me wait what you canceled why what happened
00:27:22you got grounded oh great now it's a trend pregnant uh yeah okay okay um yeah okay bye
00:27:36bye well that didn't sound good no the party's off canceled because her parents found out she
00:27:45is pregnant preggers oh no at least nothing happened biological with you guys as far as being pregnant
00:28:08hey missy you ever tried driving without the headlights what i mean just for a second
00:28:12don't worry you can still see by the moonlight that's not on the dmv test come on don't be afraid
00:28:18just give it a try come on i can't see holy crap well that was intelligent
00:28:33so shorty what really happened with your family i mean i don't want to get you in trouble having
00:28:38you out late oh nothing go ahead and tell us okay well i always loved halloween but we had those
00:28:48wildfires
00:28:50thousands of people homeless my dad was a truck driver and my mom worked at the bank he lost everything
00:28:58except except the land i guess then i got pneumonia the flu bug everyone had it i was sick for
00:29:07three weeks
00:29:08like puking all over the place missed halloween too maybe it was something i ate that's so sad
00:29:33all right strawberries ooh can we have some actually no why um well pesticides for one thing the farmers
00:29:45around here routinely spray their crops with dangerous chemicals you could get sick what's the other reason
00:29:51uh the farmer would probably shoot you no he can't see us from out here come on go on
00:30:02that's probably all right no one's around don't we have two bucks
00:30:19oh that's a great one
00:30:23hey you kids leave those strawberries alone get out of here oh my god oh my god get out of
00:30:32here
00:30:32oh oh oh okay come on man open open open close leave my crops alone put the program first
00:30:38machine turn around and go go go
00:30:55wow i didn't really want a backside full of buckshot back there ouch
00:31:03stop the car oh sweet
00:31:08whoa cool
00:31:13they're out of the car before i even stop they're boys boys
00:31:24so anyway we just sneaked out it's like i mean it's not like it's legal or anything
00:31:31right i'm 18 it's no big deal that mr shorty kid isn't
00:31:45you ever try bird watching at night do you go
00:31:49yeah but it's not that good at night most species of bird will just find a tree or sleep or
00:31:55just rest
00:31:57yeah they don't start singing again until the sun comes up what about owls
00:32:02you can watch owls at night they're birds too yes okay a big barn owl is even cooler than a
00:32:07hawk
00:32:09what's with him in the halloween costume he's delusional his parents were in one of those wildfires so
00:32:19i guess it burned down part of his house or they lost the house or i don't know it blew
00:32:27away
00:32:30but he says he missed halloween last year because he was sick so i guess he's just making up for
00:32:36it
00:32:37at christmas strange kid yeah
00:32:45up there in that tree oh yeah
00:32:54that was a nice one too yes it was you're not looking at shorty you're looking at freddy
00:33:01no i'm not yes you are no i'm not yes you are no i'm not don't lie to me
00:33:05i'm not lying you totally have the hots for him i'm totally not looking at him i'm looking at the
00:33:12beach over there dugong this is boring let's go come on boys shut up
00:33:45okay let's go you think it's late enough yeah it's nearly two in the morning
00:33:51a million bucks pal a million bucks this right here is just peanuts
00:33:56so we'll dig up the rest of it for the airlift out tonight
00:34:00how do you know this guy from colorado with a plane anyway i don't really know him
00:34:05i just know he's picking us up at the airport that's all oh
00:34:12so
00:34:23so
00:35:12Damn, Tracker.
00:35:13How deep do I have to keep digging?
00:35:15Are you sure this is the right spot?
00:35:16This is it.
00:35:17Just keep digging.
00:35:34Wait, wait.
00:35:35Here.
00:35:41Yes!
00:35:42I'm a guess.
00:35:43Yes!
00:35:43Yes!
00:35:43Oh my goodness!
00:35:50Is that it?
00:35:54Alright.
00:35:57Yes!
00:36:09Damn dragon, a few more days, we're home free?
00:36:13Hey, you just gotta be smart till we get there.
00:36:15Yeah, man.
00:36:21Did somebody see us?
00:36:25Steve King with a flat tire!
00:36:29Let them go.
00:36:30What?
00:36:31Forget it for right now.
00:36:32They probably didn't see anything, we could be digging for truffles for God's sake.
00:36:36I guess.
00:36:42We'll change our hideout, a cozy cabin sounds nice.
00:37:07Wow.
00:37:08The paper says the bank heist in the Redlands is still unsolved.
00:37:12Well, I didn't do it.
00:37:13Hey, do we have any fresh milk?
00:37:15They took over a million dollars.
00:37:22Hey, if you unground me, I can investigate and solve the crime.
00:37:26Sound good?
00:37:29Sorry, sweetie.
00:37:41Why do we have to be out here today doing this, Jelly?
00:37:44The county wants this done, so let's just set the traps and get this day over with.
00:37:48Too many pests.
00:37:50You know, the squirrels are the worst.
00:37:52That's right, Manuel.
00:37:53They have disease and they breed like rabbits.
00:37:56You mean like squirrels?
00:37:59Figure of speech, Manuel.
00:38:01Anyway, the county wants these traps out here.
00:38:05Good idea, too, but Jesus, not today.
00:38:08No, it's nasty, Jelly.
00:38:11You know, trapping squirrels ain't like the old days for you, eh, Jelly Belly?
00:38:16Ugh, here we go again.
00:38:18You were one son of a sailor lawman for the sheriff's office.
00:38:20Why do you do this to me?
00:38:22Oh, remember the cow-pandit who was stealing farm supplies all over town?
00:38:25Yes.
00:38:25And he bought that little bank.
00:38:27Yeah, I do.
00:38:27That was a good one.
00:38:28You got that guy good, you did.
00:38:30Yeah, that's right.
00:38:31That's right.
00:38:31He got me good, too, Manuel, remember?
00:38:34Yeah, you know, I have to think about that day every morning I wake up.
00:38:39He gave me my new leg, Manuel.
00:38:42Alright.
00:38:43Anyway, you got the bait.
00:38:45Si.
00:38:49Alright, alright.
00:38:51Chocolate bar.
00:38:52But why chocolate, Jelly?
00:38:53Hey, no squirrels can resist.
00:38:56It's called a twofer.
00:38:58A twofer?
00:38:59Two for one.
00:39:01You know, ever since I put on a little weight, my sugars have been off.
00:39:07So when I get a little low, they help get my sugars back right.
00:39:11Since critters love them, you know, it's kind of like, I don't know, the perk of the park.
00:39:17So it kind of gets what it wants.
00:39:20The squirrels get what they want.
00:39:22Everybody's happy.
00:39:23You just got to be smarter than the pests.
00:39:28Or the robbers.
00:39:30Or the bankers.
00:39:32Right.
00:39:33We got to put more tracks over here.
00:39:35Okay.
00:39:50There's a feeling.
00:39:52This is gonna be one heck of the best Christmas ever, Tracker.
00:39:56I mean, look at all this freaking money, man.
00:39:58Do you know how much debt to work I can get back home now?
00:40:02Just a second.
00:40:03We might have dropped some when we buried it.
00:40:05What are you gonna spend on your share, huh?
00:40:07What are you gonna spend, man?
00:40:09Ah, dude.
00:40:09These are all hundreds.
00:40:11Uh-huh.
00:40:11Hell yeah.
00:40:11Uncle Ben.
00:40:12Then that's right.
00:40:13My mommy never even thought I could count this high.
00:40:16Uncle Ben?
00:40:17Uncle Ben.
00:40:18Uncle Ben!
00:40:19Yeah, that is some damn good innocent riots, man.
00:40:22My old lady used to make that.
00:40:24Yeah, he was a black dude, right?
00:40:26Uncle Ben?
00:40:27Married Aunt Jemima or something?
00:40:30Yeah, and Colonel Sanders is the new messiah.
00:40:32You racist dipstick.
00:40:34Don't be a fascist Del Falvo, right?
00:40:37You need to move on.
00:40:38Dude, I don't need to do nothing!
00:40:38You need to move bailing wire, alright?
00:40:40Look, me?
00:40:41I'm gonna get me a brand new Harley Davidson, man.
00:40:44I'm gonna ride out to Little Rockin' Style and go to that Lou Russell freakin' concert!
00:40:49Which is next month, so we gotta be there by then, alright?
00:40:52Let's just get off this fantasy winter wonderland right now, okay?
00:40:55That's all.
00:40:55Sounds good to me, brother.
00:40:57Alright.
00:40:58But me?
00:41:00I'm gonna get me one of those custom-restored 1959 tri-engine Beechcraft cargo planes.
00:41:08Huh.
00:41:09Get me back into flying again.
00:41:10Get it, brother.
00:41:11Get some girls from Dallas.
00:41:12Hell yeah!
00:41:12My own private champagne flight.
00:41:14Ha ha ha ha.
00:41:15Ha ha.
00:41:16You know what?
00:41:17You were just a stranger to your own paradise, Bill.
00:41:19Ha ha ha.
00:41:20Hey!
00:41:21Bill!
00:41:22I meant Tracker.
00:41:22Don't you calling me Bill!
00:41:23Tracker!
00:41:23I meant Tracker!
00:41:24Listen!
00:41:24I don't call you Mark!
00:41:25I don't call you Mark!
00:41:26You don't call me Bill!
00:41:27Hey!
00:41:28Don't call me Mark, man!
00:41:28Bullshit!
00:41:29Alright?
00:41:30Whatever.
00:41:31If we don't get this done right, all this is gonna be nothing but useless paper.
00:41:34Sorry.
00:41:37Sorry.
00:41:47Maybe you'll call me I don't call me.
00:41:50Do you know where you're committed?
00:41:53Do you know where you're committed to playing?
00:42:08I'm trying to say it.
00:42:16One day of the year, candy all over the place.
00:42:20Another day of the year, I guess they'll just call the cops.
00:42:26One more. Maybe this time.
00:42:32Holy crap.
00:42:33Holy crap!
00:42:34Somebody's at the door?
00:42:35Well, what do we do?
00:42:36Maybe it's room service. This place is a mess.
00:42:38Okay.
00:42:39Hide the money. Hide the money.
00:42:40Okay.
00:42:50One minute, please.
00:42:54My eye, man.
00:42:58Who the heck is it anyway?
00:43:04Trick or treat.
00:43:05Hi there, little boy. Can I help you?
00:43:08Yes. Trick or treat.
00:43:10What? Oh, you want some candy, huh?
00:43:13Yeah.
00:43:14Hey, have we got any candy, anything?
00:43:16It ain't Halloween.
00:43:17This kid is really weird. Just give me anything.
00:43:20Okay, whatever.
00:43:20Oh, here.
00:43:26All right. A chocolate bar.
00:43:29Hey, kid. Merry Christmas.
00:43:33That wasn't so bad.
00:43:36Oh, ho, ho, ho.
00:43:38All right.
00:43:39We'll get to be at the airport in about an hour.
00:43:42Gives us just enough time for McMuffin on the way.
00:43:45That's fine.
00:43:46I just want to find my Dr. Phil book before we go.
00:43:49I wanted to read it in the car.
00:43:51Dr. Phil has a new book?
00:43:53Yeah.
00:43:55You don't like Dr. Phil?
00:43:56Oh, my God. I think he's a genius.
00:44:00Dad, what's going on?
00:44:01What's with all the luggage and stuff?
00:44:04You didn't tell her?
00:44:05Tell me what?
00:44:07Oh, Missy, remember that business trip I told you about?
00:44:12Yeah, well, the boss called last night with kind of an emergency.
00:44:15Our union ambassador was supposed to go this week,
00:44:18but he can't, so I have to cover him on this one
00:44:20instead of a later trip.
00:44:23I mean, just for a few days.
00:44:24We're not going to miss Christmas or anything.
00:44:26Yeah, but in Aspen?
00:44:31Well, when are you leaving?
00:44:33Like, right now, I guess?
00:44:35Just like that?
00:44:38Are we still grounded?
00:44:40You bet you're behind.
00:44:41You're still grounded, little lady.
00:44:43I wrote up a long note for you and Dugong
00:44:46and taped it on the refrigerator.
00:44:49Nothing has changed for you two.
00:44:51Grounded is grounded.
00:44:53Peter, we're really going to get you on, sweetie.
00:44:55Okay.
00:44:59All right, Missy, give me a hug.
00:45:04Sorry, one of those you brought it for me, I think.
00:45:06Yeah, sure.
00:45:09Missy, can you grab that other bag
00:45:10and bring it out to the car, please?
00:45:14Missy, yeah.
00:45:33Incredible.
00:45:35I think I'm mad.
00:45:37Oh!
00:45:37I just thought if something could be good or bad
00:45:40What do I know that they will never, ever say
00:45:44Is that I'm something that they've ever had, ever, ever had
00:45:50You see the girl with the heart of gold
00:45:54It doesn't matter where I go cause you are bad enough
00:45:58I'm a model citizen
00:46:00You wanna tell you what the business is
00:46:04But I can show you all the things your heart can only dream of
00:46:10And it's finding what you're missing
00:46:15I got a purple heart
00:46:19From the middle so I play the part
00:46:22One thing I know that will never, ever change
00:46:26And yes I said it, I'm a superstar
00:46:29I'm a superstar
00:46:32You see the girl with the heart of gold
00:46:36It doesn't matter where I go cause you are bad enough
00:46:40I'm a model citizen
00:46:42You wanna tell you what the business is
00:46:46But I can show you all the things your heart can only dream of
00:46:52And it's finding what you're missing
00:47:19So see, we're still grounded
00:47:22But in this case it's what we call an example of creative discipline
00:47:26At least that's what Dr. Phil says
00:47:28Dr. Laura and not Dr. Phil
00:47:30Dad likes Dr. Laura, Kathy Lee likes Dr. Phil
00:47:33Hit it straight
00:47:35Dr. Laura on the radio?
00:47:37I've heard of her
00:47:39She's mean
00:47:41They said that she did some nude photos that somebody found of her too
00:47:50Do you think if Dr. Phil married Dr. Laura she'd lighten up on that self-righteous, self-help-like rap
00:47:58of hers?
00:47:59I think Dr. Phil is already married
00:48:01Well, you know, you have got to get a grip on your life, young lady
00:48:05You have got to get a grip on your resentment, young lady
00:48:08It's not about you
00:48:09It's not about you
00:48:11It's not about you
00:48:12It's not about you
00:48:12Okay, it's about your life
00:48:14Okay, it's not about you
00:48:22Don't you just love volunteer work?
00:48:24That's why I'm here
00:48:28Anyways, he never stole all farm equipment that man
00:48:31You know, back in the 80s, he never stole a single cow
00:48:35But they said he did
00:48:37Then why did I arrest him, Manuel?
00:48:42Cause he stole something else, I guess
00:48:45Oh, the money from the little bank in the wilderness by the Comstock load
00:48:49The little old bank back then
00:48:51I read the report in the county history library
00:48:55It even had pictures
00:48:57Yeah, I remember that case
00:48:59That was before I was sheriff
00:49:00I was just a deputy back then
00:49:02Ha ha
00:49:04Yeah, that little Comstock back then when I got shot
00:49:07Shot me bad, too
00:49:11I think that guy had a little boy with him
00:49:13Slayer, that Slayer
00:49:15I always wondered how that kid grew up
00:49:17What he'd be like today
00:49:18Ha!
00:49:19Yeah, that's why I left the county sheriff's office
00:49:21And a year later I retired
00:49:22I feel bad for you, my friend
00:49:25I will keep you in my prayers so your leg will get better
00:49:28Thank you, my friend
00:49:30Anyway
00:49:33This is why I hate bank robbers
00:49:36Let's just focus on our job, okay?
00:49:38Forget about the past
00:49:39Si, oh, okay
00:49:46Oh, that's okay
00:49:47Oh, this is crazy are flat
00:49:48Hey, this one
00:49:49Huh
00:49:54Hello, here, here
00:49:55Hahahaha
00:49:58Hello, hi, here
00:50:00I'm a white
00:50:04Never
00:50:05Good
00:50:07Hi
00:50:10My
00:50:19Hey!
00:50:22Uh-oh.
00:50:24Sorry.
00:50:26Alright, you kids.
00:50:27That's it.
00:50:28Who threw that snowball at my head and my truck?
00:50:32I said sorry.
00:50:34Oh, we'll see how sorry you are.
00:50:36Where are your parents?
00:50:36I want to talk to them.
00:50:37What's going on over here?
00:50:40What? Who are you, big guy?
00:50:42Get lost!
00:50:43Manuel, hold my hat for one second, will you?
00:50:46Let me introduce myself.
00:50:48My name is Dick Farnham.
00:50:49I was hired by the city to come out here to protect this area.
00:50:52I need to know what this is about, and don't you give me no trouble.
00:50:56Well, one of these little juvenile delinquents threw a snowball with a rock in it at my head and hit
00:51:01my truck.
00:51:02I want some compensation.
00:51:06It was an accident.
00:51:08There was no rock in that snowball.
00:51:10We were just having a snowball fight.
00:51:12Well, it felt like there was a rock in it.
00:51:13I could have been injured.
00:51:15I want some restitution.
00:51:17I'm going to deal with you little hoodlums next, okay?
00:51:21Look, I'll tell you what I'm going to do.
00:51:23I'm going to take their names, I'll give it to Parks and Recreation.
00:51:26And you can call them tonight when you get home and make a complaint.
00:51:29They didn't mean any harm by this.
00:51:32That's fine.
00:51:32Whatever.
00:51:33I'm just saying I shouldn't have to put up with any of this crap.
00:51:35That's it.
00:51:36I'll take their names.
00:51:38No harm done.
00:51:39Okay?
00:51:40So let's break this up.
00:51:45Thank you so much.
00:51:47He sure seemed angry.
00:51:49Looks like one of you kids whacked him pretty good on the back of the head, no less.
00:51:53It was an accident.
00:51:55Sort of.
00:51:55Zip it.
00:51:56Where's your parents?
00:51:59What are you guys doing up here?
00:52:03This here's my deputy, Manuel.
00:52:05Hola.
00:52:06What you're going to do is you're going to give him your names and your numbers, your contact numbers,
00:52:10and don't get in any more trouble.
00:52:13Everybody wants to have a good time up here.
00:52:15You understand?
00:52:16Not necessarily getting hit by snowballs.
00:52:19Capiche?
00:52:20Yes, sir.
00:52:21All right, Manuel, go ahead.
00:52:22Get out of trouble.
00:52:23There you go.
00:52:24Take their names.
00:52:25Okay, who's first?
00:52:26Go slow, please.
00:52:27But my spell is not very good.
00:52:42So your parents just split for Aspen without even telling you?
00:52:47Oh, no, they told us.
00:52:48They also told us not to go out or to take out the car, but, you know, we forgot.
00:52:54Aspen's great for skiing.
00:52:57Good area for snowboarding, too.
00:53:02I'm cold.
00:53:04I think I need to be getting home pretty soon.
00:53:06I'm cold, too.
00:53:08Hey, Mr. Shorty.
00:53:09You want to run over to the coffee shop and grab us all hot chocolates?
00:53:13Sure.
00:53:14If you guys give me the money.
00:53:16All right.
00:53:21Just a regular.
00:53:27Oh, uh, get a box of care of the men, too.
00:53:29Whatever you do, don't spill them.
00:53:30Yeah, yeah.
00:53:31All right.
00:53:54I wasn't expecting to do as well as I can, but, you know, it's me.
00:53:59I'm no hero.
00:54:03Next time we come to Aspen, we have to go skiing.
00:54:05I can't believe that we're sitting here near the convention all day.
00:54:11Peter.
00:54:12Peter.
00:54:12Peter, are you even listening to me?
00:54:15Yes.
00:54:16I was just thinking how nice it would be if they were here, that's all.
00:54:21Peter, sweetie, it's okay.
00:54:24Sometimes you don't tell them how you feel.
00:54:27Sometimes, most of the time, we act like you don't care.
00:54:32What are you talking about?
00:54:33I am always there for them.
00:54:36Being there isn't the same thing as telling them you care.
00:54:40You've got to step up to the plate.
00:54:44Look, I'm doing the best I can.
00:54:46I understand.
00:54:47I do completely.
00:54:51You need to grab some balls.
00:54:55I'm exhausted.
00:54:57I feel like a single parent most of the time.
00:55:00I just don't feel comfortable telling you that.
00:55:04I don't mean any disrespect by that.
00:55:08I just, I want them to see the same man that I do.
00:55:12Loving, caring, affectionate, strong.
00:55:18Okay, point taken.
00:55:20I'll ponder that.
00:55:21But first, let's see if I'm starting.
00:55:35Hey, you go over there and get us some coffees, right?
00:55:37Black?
00:55:38Yeah.
00:55:39Do me a favor.
00:55:40Put this in my baby.
00:55:41It's high-octane booster.
00:55:42She runs faster.
00:55:42Sure thing, Jeff Gordon.
00:55:44Hey, look.
00:55:44It's your friend.
00:55:45Man, this kid's pissing me off.
00:55:48I'm tired of this.
00:55:49Just leave him alone.
00:55:50No, kid, you know what?
00:55:51You see that?
00:55:51It's Christmas time.
00:55:52It's not Halloween.
00:55:54You're freaking people out with that.
00:55:56I know you.
00:55:58Yeah, I know you too.
00:56:00You're those guys, aren't you?
00:56:02I saw your picture.
00:56:03You didn't say anything.
00:56:04You didn't say nothing.
00:56:05Big Robbers.
00:56:05Shut up, kid.
00:56:06Big Robbers.
00:56:07Help.
00:56:07What?
00:56:07Shut your mouth.
00:56:08We don't know this kid.
00:56:08He's lying.
00:56:09Big Robbers.
00:56:10Help.
00:56:10Let's go.
00:56:10Let's go.
00:56:11Give me them kisses.
00:56:11Get out of here.
00:56:12Let's fire the cops.
00:56:14Big Robbers.
00:56:29Damn, you know.
00:56:31Bob's gone.
00:56:32Well, shit.
00:56:33Let's look for a parking lot and lay low in case your webman contacted the police.
00:56:43Look out.
00:56:53That's him.
00:56:53Run.
00:56:54He's a killer.
00:56:55I didn't kill that old man, but perhaps little kids.
00:56:58Grab that one.
00:56:59She's the smart one.
00:57:00Come here, kid.
00:57:01Grab her.
00:57:01No, no, no.
00:57:02You're the way of the way of the way.
00:57:03Come on.
00:57:04Don't touch your sister.
00:57:05Ow.
00:57:07Don't touch your sister.
00:57:07Take that.
00:57:08Hey, let go of my sister.
00:57:10What about them?
00:57:11Let go of my sister.
00:57:12What about them?
00:57:13Get her in the car.
00:57:14Let's go.
00:57:19Freaking, kids.
00:57:25Get us out of here.
00:57:26Keep it low.
00:57:27Stop throwing the snowballs.
00:57:37Don't even try it, little Missy.
00:58:01Don't have to do this.
00:58:03I won't say anything.
00:58:18In here.
00:58:19This way.
00:58:27You know, I think you got it wrong, Manuel.
00:58:29There's also rabbits, raccoons, mice, badgers.
00:58:32The traps are good for any of them.
00:58:34Maybe they should have bigger ones, then.
00:58:37Yeah, if they want to catch a bunch of crooks and robbers, I guess so.
00:58:41Most those guys are in their own traps, eh, Jelly?
00:58:44That's one way to put it, amigo.
00:58:48Hey, look.
00:58:48Do you think we got everything?
00:58:50Oh, see.
00:58:51We have everything we need.
00:58:53Good deal.
00:58:53You know, most of those guys ain't got much sense anyway, those robbers and crooks.
00:58:58That's a fact.
00:58:59Hey, look.
00:59:00There's those kids again.
00:59:03Well, if it isn't the snow bandits.
00:59:05What are you guys in here, buying a bazooka or something?
00:59:09Um, excuse me, Mr. Parking Ranger guy.
00:59:15Uh, you gotta help us out, man.
00:59:16We've got a big problem.
00:59:18What big problem?
00:59:20Bank robbers.
00:59:21They kidnapped Missy Ann.
00:59:24Our other friend, remember, there were five of us.
00:59:27Okay, okay, look.
00:59:29Let's be serious.
00:59:31What the heck is going on?
00:59:34You saw them take your sister, put her in a car, and drive off, and she didn't want to go?
00:59:41Yes, sir.
00:59:42And then we ran in here to hide.
00:59:43And one guy had pulled a gun on us when they were kidnapping my sister.
00:59:48And, you know, I don't know.
00:59:51I think his name was Tracker Slayer or something like that.
00:59:54And we saw him a couple days ago when he stopped to help us change our flat tire.
00:59:58And then Mr. Shorty here saw them at the Easy 8 Hotel.
01:00:02And then one night when we were disobeying our parents, we went out joyriding.
01:00:06Well, we kind of saw them digging up money out by a lonely strip of the 138 highway.
01:00:11Are you saying they were bank robbers?
01:00:13Yeah.
01:00:14Did you also say that one of the bad men that had the gun, his name was Slayer?
01:00:21Yeah.
01:00:25Where were they last?
01:00:26In the public parks parking lot.
01:00:28We can't bring in the cops right now. It's too soon.
01:00:32But we'll go ahead and check this out right now.
01:00:36We got to get down to that motel and see what we find and verify the story.
01:00:42So if it's true, then call in Sheriff's Dispatch and tell them that we got another Slayer in town.
01:01:11I don't like it here, Tracker.
01:01:14If she has a microchip implanted on her, what if she said the secret commands and the police are here
01:01:20right now, on their way?
01:01:21Mm-hmm.
01:01:22She's lying.
01:01:24Look, my buddy with his light plane will be here any time.
01:01:28We just hang out a few more hours and we're free.
01:01:40Take that tape off her mouth and see what she wants.
01:01:47Ow!
01:01:48Thanks a lot, bozo. I could hardly breathe that thing on my mouth.
01:01:54Listen, I need to go to the bathroom right now or else I'm going to pee all over the floor
01:01:59and you're going to have to clean it up.
01:02:02Oh, no. What do we do?
01:02:05Undo her hand. She's just a teenage girl.
01:02:10Better not hurt me.
01:02:12Huh. We're not going to hurt you, little pretty bird.
01:02:20And hand over your cell phone first. I don't want you calling nobody.
01:02:23I don't have a cell phone.
01:02:24Well, then it looks like old Hay-Bale is going to have to search you.
01:02:35And no funny business in there.
01:02:37You're the smart one of the rascal pack. I'm sure you understand.
01:02:53Who are you and what do you want?
01:02:54Well, hi, neighbor. I'm from the cabin down the way and I saw that you and your family moved in.
01:02:59We're here from the Neighborhood Watch Committee 24-7 to make your holiday experience as seamless as possible.
01:03:06Mr. Jones?
01:03:10Yeah.
01:03:18They're stealing electricity?
01:03:21Creeps.
01:03:29You're skiing?
01:03:30No.
01:03:31On vacation?
01:03:32No.
01:03:33No.
01:03:34Hey, would you like to make a donation?
01:03:36$25.50 to help the Community Hockey League?
01:03:38No.
01:03:39It's for the kids, sir.
01:03:42It's really not a good time, okay?
01:03:47Just a cash checker voucher is all, sir.
01:03:51Hey, Tracker!
01:03:52Hey, man, we lost power!
01:03:55What happened?
01:03:57You did lose power, sir.
01:03:59Man, these cabins are kind of old.
01:04:01You know, sometimes the mouse-like chews through the wiring.
01:04:03I'll just show you where the circuit breakers are.
01:04:04No, no, that's not a good idea.
01:04:06I think it's actually right around the corner.
01:04:07Oh, yeah.
01:04:08You got it right, Mr. Jones.
01:04:09Stay with the girl.
01:04:22Need a Phillips screwdriver I can take.
01:04:24Yeah, you know what?
01:04:25Thanks a lot.
01:04:26We're going to figure that out ourselves, okay?
01:04:28Hey, pretty bird.
01:04:31Ha!
01:04:32Does it look like I have feathers?
01:05:06Oh, man.
01:05:10Hello?
01:05:10Tukong.
01:05:12It's Missy.
01:05:13Hey, yeah, where the heck are you?
01:05:15We notified the cops.
01:05:17I'm fine.
01:05:19Just...
01:05:19Listen, I'm in a red cabin north of Knapp's Cutoff.
01:05:25Yes, just hurry.
01:05:27I don't have much time.
01:05:33Here's a hundred bucks for the kids, all right?
01:05:35Hey, you are all right, Mr. Jones.
01:05:38Nice choice in skiing wear.
01:05:39Thanks.
01:05:40Hey, you have a great day.
01:05:41Want a party?
01:05:43What are you...
01:05:43What are you doing?
01:05:44What?
01:05:47Look in.
01:05:47Oh, it's locked.
01:05:48I told you to stay with the girl.
01:05:50Come on!
01:06:01Nice house, man.
01:06:02Whizzer, you idiot!
01:06:03No, don't put it in!
01:06:04What's wrong?
01:06:05Get out of there!
01:06:06Oh, there you are.
01:06:07They're plugs!
01:06:08You got something to do with this, don't you?
01:06:09She got plug plugs!
01:06:11I'm talking to you!
01:06:18How many bank robbers does it take to fix the lighting around here?
01:06:21Ha, ha, ha.
01:06:23Very funny.
01:06:24And hey, Belle, get Princess here back in the car.
01:06:26We got a plane to catch.
01:06:29Well, what are we going to do with her?
01:06:47Well, that lady should talk a lot.
01:06:49But she didn't know anything, sorry.
01:06:51But she has the excellent recipe for chili rellenos.
01:06:53Forget about the chili rellenos, Manuel.
01:06:55We got to get out to the old Jones cabin right now.
01:06:57And if she's there, we're going to call him back.
01:06:59I'm going to get her out safe.
01:07:01Look, you kids have done enough.
01:07:02I want you guys to go home, okay?
01:07:06Gong, if she calls again, you call me ASAP.
01:07:08You got it?
01:07:18Let's follow them.
01:07:19What are you doing?
01:07:20He said to go home.
01:07:23Well, I'm not going home without my sister.
01:07:25Yeah, are those kids still following us?
01:07:29See?
01:07:31Typical hard-headed kids.
01:07:33I can't say I blame them, though.
01:07:35Look, we don't have time to stop to make sure they don't follow.
01:07:42Yeah, why can't you just land in a regular airport like everyone else?
01:07:49Why don't you just let me go, get on your stupid plane, and get out of here?
01:07:53You don't need me anymore.
01:07:55That there is a problem.
01:07:56We let you go, and maybe we never make it to the airport when you call the police.
01:08:00No, I think we're going to hang on to you a little bit longer.
01:08:02And who knows?
01:08:04You may like where we're going.
01:08:09You're not going to let me go, are you?
01:08:11No, we're not, pretty bird.
01:08:13No, we're not.
01:08:15Ow!
01:08:15What the?
01:08:16Hey!
01:08:16Hey!
01:08:17Get her, you dummy!
01:08:18You let her out!
01:08:19Get!
01:08:20Oh!
01:08:20Forget about her!
01:08:21Let's go!
01:08:21Forget her!
01:08:22Okay!
01:08:31Hold it right there!
01:08:32Put the gun down and get on the ground!
01:08:35Both of you!
01:08:35It's a backup!
01:08:37Tracker?
01:08:38Just move real slow and get in front of the car.
01:08:40Damn!
01:08:41We weren't going to hurt her anyway.
01:08:43Now everything's out of my control.
01:08:45I said hold it!
01:08:48You giving me no choice, Slayer?
01:08:50How did you know my name?
01:08:52Does Farnham ring a bill to you?
01:08:54No shit!
01:08:56That's you, Jelly!
01:08:58I thought you stopped walking after the last time.
01:09:01My old man really did it to you, didn't he?
01:09:03You know what?
01:09:06What?
01:09:07Where you left off, I'm going to do the honors and finish up.
01:09:13Fat chance, Tracker!
01:09:18Jelly, your sugar's off?
01:09:22Do you have some farting in here?
01:09:24Your side in the back.
01:09:25Okay, I'll get it.
01:09:28Get down!
01:09:29They're shooting!
01:09:33Manuel!
01:09:34Damn!
01:09:35You okay, Manuel?
01:09:36Come, Manuel!
01:09:37Come, Manuel!
01:09:38Come, Manuel!
01:09:49Hey, man!
01:09:50You got him!
01:09:51You shot a bump!
01:09:52Tracker!
01:09:53They hit you, man!
01:09:54I can't believe that fat Farnham got one in me.
01:09:57I think I got him too, and the Mexican.
01:09:59I can get him.
01:10:05All right.
01:10:08Listen up, you guys.
01:10:09I had an idea.
01:10:23Mr. Furnham, you gotta be okay.
01:10:29I'll do my best to get it for you.
01:10:32What are they doing over there?
01:10:54Mr. Furnham? Mr. Furnham?
01:11:03You're welcome.
01:11:05You need a doctor.
01:11:07I said I'm okay. It ain't that bad. I've been worse.
01:11:10Trust me.
01:11:12Get that girl!
01:11:14What? You mean kill her?
01:11:15No! We need her alive, you dummy.
01:11:18I'm gonna make sure that Furnham never walks again.
01:11:20Hey, what the...
01:11:21Hey! Hey! That's those kids!
01:11:25It's them kids! Let them go!
01:11:26Get out of here!
01:11:27I hate kids!
01:11:29We need some better weapons here.
01:11:31Let her go!
01:11:39How'd you like that curveball?
01:11:41Jerks!
01:11:46We have to stop them. They're going to the airport and they're gonna get away. We don't have any time.
01:11:50I owe you kids big time.
01:11:53Just jump in and tell me what you know.
01:11:56I owe you too, kid. If it wasn't for that candy bar, hypoglycemia would have been the end of old
01:12:01jelly.
01:12:12What is this road? What kind of crap is this?
01:12:15Just pull up right here.
01:12:17The airport's just right around the corner.
01:12:20We should just keep driving.
01:12:45There it is!
01:12:46See, I told you we'd be okay!
01:13:21Ow! Okay!
01:13:24Nobody's in there! Let's go! Let's go! Nobody's in there! Let's go!
01:13:31Hey, come on! Come on, guys!
01:13:38Start the plane! Start it off!
01:13:40Hey, who's in that truck?
01:13:43Oh, shit!
01:13:52Don't you move!
01:13:54Don't you move! That's it! Drop your weapons!
01:13:59What?
01:14:01What?
01:14:01Well, you know what Kathy Lee said about Air Force pilots after they've gone bad?
01:14:05Air Force not a uniform? More like prison uniforms.
01:14:09Looks like you guys are grounded.
01:14:17Anyway, isn't it so cool celebrating two holidays at the same time?
01:14:21Mm-hmm.
01:14:21Oh, and by the way, I just decided to stop hating Kathy Lee.
01:14:27Hey there, Missy.
01:14:28I think it's great.
01:14:31Two parties for the price of one?
01:14:33Just take your pick.
01:14:35I sure wore a costume.
01:14:37Don't you always wear a costume, Freddy?
01:14:41This?
01:14:42This is me.
01:14:43I always wear stuff like this.
01:14:46Yes, very, very stylish.
01:14:50Hey, you guys.
01:14:52Hey, Shorty.
01:14:53What happened to your webman costume?
01:14:55Being a superhero didn't work out for you?
01:14:57Freddy,
01:14:58don't you know it's Christmas, man?
01:15:02Good one, Mr. Shorty.
01:15:04Sorry, Freddy.
01:15:08I don't care what they say about kids these days.
01:15:11They definitely look better at the holidays.
01:15:16Yeah, I agree.
01:15:19Hey, everybody.
01:15:21Merry Christmas.
01:15:23Yeah.
01:15:27If everybody can hear me, I have an announcement to make.
01:15:30First off, thanks to everybody for coming by our annual community party.
01:15:35And this year, we are not only celebrating the holiday,
01:15:39but we are also celebrating the liberation of Dugong and Missy Ann
01:15:45from the agony of being grounded,
01:15:47which I'm sure to them felt like eternity.
01:15:55What, what, what, what, what, what is one more thing?
01:15:58I actually got a call from the county,
01:16:01from a gentleman by the name of Jelly Farnham,
01:16:05the police volunteer.
01:16:06Oh, no.
01:16:07I know it.
01:16:08The truth always comes out.
01:16:09Be brave.
01:16:11He's a great guy.
01:16:12So, apparently, the news didn't tell us the whole story
01:16:15of what went on with this whole bank robbery thing.
01:16:19Apparently,
01:16:21Dugong,
01:16:22Missy Ann,
01:16:23Paulina,
01:16:24Frederick,
01:16:24and Mr. Shorty,
01:16:25or is it, uh,
01:16:26Mr. Elf now?
01:16:27Yeah.
01:16:29Okay, well, whatever.
01:16:30I guess all five of these kids were in some real danger.
01:16:35Huh.
01:16:35I thought we were grounded before.
01:16:37Just wait.
01:16:37I mean, we'll get six months for this for sure.
01:16:41Be strong, dude.
01:16:43Man up.
01:16:45Oh, come on, Peter.
01:16:47Really?
01:16:47Just tell them.
01:16:49You know,
01:16:49if I've learned anything over the last year,
01:16:54it's that stuff happens.
01:16:56And when bad stuff happens,
01:16:59it's how do you react to it,
01:17:01which defines you as a person.
01:17:02The police said the FBI had a $50,000 award.
01:17:07So each of these five teens will share in that equally.
01:17:13What a great Christmas present.
01:17:17Oh, Peter, fix your hat.
01:17:19It's falling, looking awful.
01:17:22All right, all right.
01:17:23Okay, that's about it.
01:17:25All right, let's hear it.
01:17:27For the courageous Team Crime Stoppers.
01:17:30Yeah!
01:17:34Merry Christmas!
01:17:40We really get to split 50 grand?
01:17:44Like, what does that divide up into?
01:17:47Duh.
01:17:47I mean, there's you, me, Missy Ann, Du Gong.
01:17:51Don't forget me.
01:17:52I was there.
01:17:53I was there.
01:17:54Of course, Mr. Shorty.
01:17:56Superheroes need positive cash flow.
01:17:58That's $10,000 each, but my calculations...
01:18:00There might be taxes, you guys.
01:18:02How much is that in Mars bars?
01:18:04That is a lot of Mars bars, Shorty.
01:18:07Yeah.
01:18:07But I would invest a little more wisely than that.
01:18:11I don't know, I was thinking a charity fund
01:18:13for teens victimized by unreasonable home detention.
01:18:19What?
01:18:19Good.
01:18:20Just kidding.
01:18:47Just kidding.
01:19:19Love and joy come to you, and to you for what's else too. And God blessed you and sent you
01:19:28a happy new year. And God sent you a happy new year.
01:19:53Love and joy come to you.
01:20:47Love and joy come to you.
01:20:49Love and joy come to you.