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Off Campus Episode 3 ｜
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00:20Do you know Monet?
00:23Yeah, it's just something I do.
00:25Reach me when I'm stuck.
00:27Keep going.
00:31Keep going.
01:08Keep going.
01:08Keep going.
01:09Keep going.
01:28Keep going.
01:29You make me nervous.
01:38Keep going.
01:40Keep going.
01:41Keep going.
01:43Keep going.
01:50Keep going.
01:56Keep going.
01:59Keep going.
02:13You can do it.
02:15I know, I know, but I'm going to.
02:22Are you almost there?
02:24I'm trying.
02:26Keep going.
02:27I can do this.
02:28I can do it.
02:33Can you?
02:59Wellesie!
03:00Hey, I'm on the way to you right now.
03:01Got my flashcards and everything.
03:03Uh, actually, about that.
03:07Uh, I know we're down to the wire, and I promise I'll have you ready for Tober tomorrow, but...
03:13But?
03:13But I can't meet right now because I have my first songwriting session with, uh, Justin.
03:19I asked him for help with my showcase song, like you said, and you went for it.
03:25Hello?
03:28Did I lose you?
03:30I'm here.
03:31Hey, are you keeping up?
03:32Calling to say that you were right.
03:33It's usually where you hit me with some arrogant reply.
03:36What can I say?
03:37I know my pretentious douches.
03:39There he is.
03:40Okay, anyway.
03:41Uh, it's impossible to get a rehearsal space last minute, but I got one.
03:44So, I have to push cheatering until later.
03:47Five-ish?
03:48Sure.
03:50Are you okay?
03:52Yeah.
03:53Yeah, why?
03:55Because you're speaking in two- and three-word sentences.
03:59No, I'm not.
04:01Yes, you are.
04:03Wellesie, I am thrilled beyond words that we have accomplished this key step in Project
04:09Loverboy, and you are on the road to getting laid.
04:12Uh, excuse me.
04:14That's not what this is about.
04:17Justin is not just some random guy I want to hook up with.
04:20He is a talented musician who I respect.
04:24And also want to hook up with.
04:28Well, yeah.
04:30Oh, my God.
04:31Oh, my God.
04:32I'm so nervous.
04:34You're overthinking.
04:36Get out of your head.
04:38You know your shit.
04:39Just do you.
04:41Yeah, right.
04:42Me.
04:45By the way, he may not know it yet, but you're the real catch.
04:51So, act like it.
04:55Thanks, coach.
04:58Okay.
04:59Gotta go.
05:11Come on.
05:13Come on.
05:14Come on.
05:15Come on.
05:19Yes!
05:20No!
05:21I win.
05:22Dean De Laurentiis, everyone.
05:23Losing to a girl.
05:25Sexist.
05:25How is that sexist?
05:27She is not a girl.
05:28She's a person in a girl's body.
05:30Aw, Dean.
05:32Mandel's cannibal.
05:33Sorry.
05:34You're good.
05:35Gee, this is Lexi's friend Zoe.
05:36Zoe.
05:37Zoe.
05:38Two out of three, okay?
05:39Let's go.
05:40Dean.
05:41Dean, chill.
05:42Garrett needs to study.
05:43Yeah, and I need to live.
05:44Okay?
05:45This is a living room.
05:46Hey, Dean.
05:47Come on.
05:47Garrett's bench if he doesn't pass this thing, and then he's fucked.
05:49Then your whole line is fucked.
05:50And the season's fucked.
05:51I can't be the number one fan of a shitty team.
05:54That's so embarrassing.
05:55Right.
05:55Guys, I'm trying here.
05:56Rain fuel flying in, Cap.
05:58We got you.
05:59High in omega-3s.
06:01Car Ford.
06:02No keto bullshit.
06:03Yes, sir.
06:04What is that?
06:05More liquid IV.
06:07Thought you passed on the sponsorship.
06:08Yeah, I did.
06:09They DMed my dad some happy family marketing angle.
06:12They want me to do the whole thing with him.
06:13Wait, sorry.
06:14That's it?
06:15How much money did you leave on the table?
06:16Does it matter?
06:17It's kind of his business.
06:18Y'all, he's trying to study.
06:20Trust me.
06:20No amount of money is worth it.
06:22That's why, uh, Taco Shack is the ideal sponsorship.
06:25No strings attached.
06:26Just carne asada.
06:27All I'm saying is cash is better than tacos.
06:29Unless you don't need the cash, I guess.
06:30Jules.
06:31What?
06:32He knows he's a nepo.
06:33Okay, you know what?
06:33I need to focus.
06:35Geez.
06:37See what you did?
06:41You think he's coming back with that?
06:49I mean, it's just a start.
06:52What I have.
06:53It's rough still.
06:56Might totally suck.
06:58That might suck.
06:59Might not.
07:00It's a process.
07:03Yeah.
07:13Yeah, I like this, uh, like this phrase here.
07:16You do?
07:17Yeah.
07:19These, are these lyrics?
07:21No.
07:24Maybe.
07:25Maybe.
07:25Maybe.
07:26They're my attempts.
07:27I haven't written lyrics since high school.
07:29Okay.
07:30Can you sing it for me?
07:31Oh, no.
07:32I'm not a singer.
07:33Sorry.
07:34Well, I, um, I can't read your handwriting.
07:38You know what?
07:39That, that might be fine.
07:40Okay.
07:41Uh, um, why don't you, why don't you tell me what you think the song is about?
07:49Yeah.
07:49Yeah.
07:49Yeah, sure.
07:50Um, uh, it's a love song, I think.
07:55Um, kind of wanted to use the cello here, the guitar.
08:00Kind of like a George Harrison vibe, right?
08:03Um, like a counterpoint to the vocals.
08:05Like they're having a conversation.
08:08Uh, sorry.
08:09But the lyrics, um, could be about, like, being in love with someone who doesn't see you.
08:16And the cello's like, hey, I see you.
08:19I'm into you.
08:20You know?
08:23Yeah.
08:26Yeah, I, um, I get what you're circling.
08:29Really?
08:30Hmm.
08:32Hey, can I, can I borrow this?
08:35Mess around with it a bit?
08:36Yes, please.
08:37Of course, take it.
08:38Sweet.
08:39Sweet.
08:47Your life is about to change.
08:48It is?
08:49Yeah.
08:50Well, you think my life's about to change?
08:52Hence, Ergo, therefore.
08:54Do you have any more life-changing?
08:55Okay.
08:56Do you remember that agent I told you about?
08:58The one that reps Breyer Youth Theatre legend, Joanna Maxwell?
09:01Mm-hmm.
09:02Well, he came to see our town a couple weeks ago, and he wants to sign me.
09:07Oh, wow, that's great.
09:08It is.
09:09Like, it really, really is.
09:10It's, it's, it's, agency has offices all over the place, so this could mean film and
09:15TV work in LA, like, stage work in New York.
09:18Like, this is everything.
09:20Everything.
09:21What happened in Vermont?
09:22I thought you'd join me there after you graduated.
09:25My family, my dad's insurance company.
09:27Vermont was summer.
09:29Vermont was the plan.
09:36Maybe I have different plans.
09:40It's just, what are the odds?
09:44What do you mean?
09:46I mean, what are the odds of you actually making it?
09:48In Vermont, we can build a life together.
09:50Yeah.
09:51A great life that's stable and secure.
09:53Yeah, and that is a great life, but...
09:56And you can select.
09:57I mean, you can do all the summer stock you want.
09:58You basically always get the lead, which I know you love.
10:01Okay.
10:02And what about fall and winter, spring?
10:06I guess I just thought you'd occur all this.
10:12Wow.
10:14I didn't mean it like that, Allie, and then...
10:18Look, I'm, I'm getting cold.
10:20Can we talk about this later?
10:22Are you done?
10:26No, I'm not.
10:39Uh, hey, you don't have to lock it, you just leave it on the porch.
10:43Or actually, you know, I can leave it on the porch.
10:46Oh, hi, thanks.
10:53What happened to your Subaru?
10:55Oh, my blue-baroo.
10:57How do you know about that?
10:59Uh, I fixed it.
11:00Freshman year, you brought it to my family's garage just off Route 6.
11:03That was you?
11:04That was me.
11:05Yeah.
11:05I loved that car.
11:07Tragically, she died.
11:08Oh, shit.
11:09Sorry.
11:09No, no.
11:10You gave my blue-baroo six more months of life.
11:12I had her my whole freshman year.
11:14That was huge.
11:14Well, if your bike ever needs to tune up, I'm your guy.
11:19Okay.
11:20I'm actually, I'm, I'm serious.
11:21I kind of made a little business out of fixing things, doing handyman work, whatever I can
11:26get around campus.
11:27I'm actually currently on my way to hang Professor Walden's new widescreen TV for 25 an hour.
11:34Nice.
11:35Yeah.
11:35I'm rolling it.
11:37Well, I'm holding down three jobs at the moment for, wait for it, minimum wage.
11:43Damn!
11:43Where's the Bentley?
11:44Come on.
11:45I love riding my bike.
11:46Keeps me grounded.
11:47You know?
11:48Good for you.
11:49I'm proud of you.
11:50You're a hockey player.
11:52I thought all you guys got free rides.
11:54Yeah, well, scholarship money only goes so far.
11:56Can't all be Gary Graham, right?
12:00Anyway, he is, uh, studying in his room.
12:03It's the last door on the...
12:04On the left.
12:05I know.
12:06Right.
12:07Right.
12:08Bye.
12:23Garrett?
12:26Garrett!
12:28I'm not sure how cherry pies can do to Phyllis.
12:30Oh, my God!
12:37Hannah, wait.
12:38You know, locking the door is a thing that people do.
12:41I'm sorry.
12:41Okay, you know, I plan these sessions for you and you're always distracted.
12:44You're at the gym curling or pressing or whatever or sexting or...
12:48God, fuck!
12:50Actually having sex.
12:51Which, by the way, kind of blows up our entire story.
12:53No, it doesn't.
12:54Yeah, it does.
12:55We're supposed to be a couple.
12:56Yeah, but we're not exclusive.
12:58We talked about this.
12:59Well, I know that nobody would believe that Mr. I Don't Do Girlfriends would actually
13:02have a girlfriend.
13:04That's not the point.
13:05The point is that you're not taking us this seriously.
13:09Yes, I am.
13:10I was studying.
13:10Yeah.
13:11Studying what, exactly?
13:12Okay, no.
13:13Actually, don't.
13:14Don't answer that.
13:15Zoe offered to help, you know, take my mind off of things, loosen up a little bit.
13:19Oh my God.
13:20Please, stop.
13:21You changed the study time.
13:22Yeah, I changed it to now.
13:24And you agreed.
13:25Okay, hold on.
13:25Wait.
13:28Okay, I'm sorry.
13:30I want to learn this.
13:31I do.
13:32I...
13:34I don't get how there can be two truths.
13:37Like, shit's either true or it's not.
13:40Subjective, objective.
13:41I mean, what the fuck, Kierkegaard?
13:46Okay, he believed that people needed to define truths for themselves.
13:50Like, believing in God.
13:53See, this is why I need you.
13:55That actually makes sense.
13:56Yeah, well, what can I say?
13:58I know my pretentious philosophers.
13:59Hm.
14:01Okay, look.
14:02I messed up.
14:04Can you please come back inside?
14:06Tucker made salmon.
14:07We can eat.
14:08Study.
14:08Okay, you have a naked woman in your room.
14:11Oh.
14:13Shit, I do.
14:14Uh, that's okay.
14:16Just, uh, give me five minutes.
14:19What?
14:20Uh, Justin has some thoughts.
14:23About the song.
14:25All right.
14:26Well, what about studying?
14:27I'll send you a video on Kierkegaard that explains everything.
14:30Okay?
14:31And I'll meet you tomorrow before class.
14:34With your clothes on.
14:56And then the cello part you wrote for the pre actually worked great as a vocal melody.
15:00Then I added another section before the call and response.
15:03Like, um...
15:04What was it all for?
15:07Hello, hello pain.
15:09Sinking into your...
15:12Yellow, yellow eyes.
15:16Yellow, yellow.
15:18And then your cello part?
15:22Yellow, yellow.
15:24Mm-hmm.
15:29Yellow, yellow.
15:30Yellow, yellow.
15:32Something like that.
15:33You...
15:34You just came up with that?
15:35That's your melody.
15:36I just, um...
15:37Just gave it words.
15:39Do you...
15:40Do you like it?
15:41Yeah, yeah.
15:42I...
15:42I do.
15:43I...
15:43I really, really do.
15:45I mean, I thought you would.
15:46I'm just...
15:46Yeah, I'm really glad you like it.
15:52Uh, shit, sorry.
15:53Hang on.
15:55Uh, do you...
15:56Do you always record yourself?
15:58Well, you never know when inspiration might strike.
16:00Like, if you see me around campus with my phone in the air, it's because I'm recording.
16:04Like, the sound of the wind or, uh, trees rustling.
16:09Or the ceramic clinking of Malone.
16:10Such a specific sound.
16:12Such a specific sound, yeah.
16:14And then you use it?
16:15Yeah, sometimes.
16:16It's usually, like, really deep in the mix and I'm trying to change things up.
16:20Ben Folds does it, too.
16:21And Sharon Rennett and...
16:22Like Billy Iris and Phineas.
16:23Yeah, yeah, exactly.
16:25Like...
16:26Yeah.
16:27Uh...
16:28Let me, um, send you this file and we can...
16:31We can riff on it.
16:32Are you a Pro Tools or a Logic, girl?
16:35Logic.
16:36All the way.
16:37Right.
16:39Okay.
16:41Sick.
16:45Uh...
16:46So, uh, let me actually just...
16:49Uh...
16:50Shit, it's, um, it's 7.30.
16:51I've got to...
16:52I've got to go.
16:55Okay.
16:56Yeah, yeah.
16:57No problem.
16:58I'll see you later.
16:59Yeah.
17:00Cool.
17:01Yeah.
17:06Yeah.
17:11Fuck.
17:19All right.
17:20Got a lot of friends that I can't escape.
17:22Sleeping in my head like a Motel 6.
17:24Hold it all together with a little duct tape.
17:27It bends, it breaks.
17:28Got a lot of dreams, but it done die.
17:30Ping pong, chip drop, oh my my.
17:32The TV's on, but the noise is white.
17:34What am I doing now?
17:35God, can I catch my breath?
17:38Not even for a second.
17:40Chasing Santa in the winds.
17:44And I, obsessed.
17:46I slow dreams with attention.
17:48Can you taste it on my lips?
17:51I'm so scared about it.
17:55For a second, I don't feel insane.
17:59Come medicate me.
18:00I don't sleep at all, yeah.
18:02I've been counting sheep.
18:04I look perfect on the surface.
18:06I'm spotting a nightmare underneath.
18:08I've gotten good problems.
18:10I say things that I don't mean.
18:12Some people pay for therapy.
18:14I find it in the sheets.
18:26Hey, let me send you this file and we can riff on it.
18:30Uh, we could.
18:33Or...
18:35Or...
18:35Baby, don't make me spell it out for you.
18:40All of the feelings that I've got for you.
18:44Can't be a twin, but I can try for you.
18:48Baby, don't make me spell it out for you.
18:52You keep on asking me the same questions.
18:55Why?
18:56Once I can guess and all my intentions.
18:59She know by the way I use my compression.
19:03You got the answers to my confessions.
19:08It's like I'm powerful with a little bit of tender.
19:12And emotion, no sexual bender.
19:16Mess me up, yeah, but no one does it better.
19:20There's nothing better.
19:23There's nothing better.
19:27There's nothing better.
19:27There's nothing better.
19:28There's nothing better.
19:32Too unukan…
19:43What do you want, Wells-y?
19:48wellesie wellesie sorry yes what what if she picks kierkegaard i still don't get the two truths
19:56thing i'm so screwed if i get them no you're not you know everything on these cards i promise
20:04what if i forget or something you know i've been told her it kind of intimidates the fuck out of
20:07me okay well pretend she's a defenseman from eastwood coming at you okay what would you do
20:14skate away hockey's easy okay well if you forget just look at me okay convince me
20:28isn't this fun huh
20:53kirkegaard shit shit okay mr graham your topic is ghosting would kirkegaard argue ghosting is moral
21:04or immoral and why uh kirkegaard would argue that ghosting someone is immoral uh because
21:31you know ghosting might sound like no big deal but kirkegaard would say not only is it harmful
21:41to the victim it is an absolute abdication of selfhood
21:49while an objective truth is supported by facts kirkegaard believed that as individuals we have
21:56a shared moral responsibility to be honest based on our own subjective definition of truth
22:04to suddenly disappear from someone's life without an explanation is basically like discarding their
22:12humanity ghosting is choosing comfort over courage despair over strength it is labeling
22:19another human being as unworthy and as kirkegaard himself said once you label me
22:26you fucking negate me uh i'm paraphrasing
22:39we did it a fucking b plus don't forget the plus b plus yeah you are officially a professional
22:45bullshitter thanks to you oh what do you want wellesie um you can put me down now y'all know
22:56how much you can bench
23:01shit i think justin saw me
23:07uh yeah he just waved at you crazy
23:11he's walking away now what's going on so embarrassing i think he's on my justin cole playlist
23:20you have a justin cole playlist hey don't make it worse are we talking like songs that remind you of
23:27him or his band stuff his band stuff and some solo stuff from high school wow you went down the
23:37fangirl rabbit hole hard that is the exact opposite of everything we've been working on okay i know
23:45oh my god he wants to know if i'm good what should i say am i good nope what are
23:51you doing you're not
23:52gonna respond say nothing what hey fangirl start thinking like a fuck boy ghost his ass wait didn't
24:00you just give a whole impassioned argument about how ghosting is immoral but it's an abdication of
24:04selfhood that was to get me the grade this is to get you the guy you want that right
24:13yeah i do all right well then you're stuck with me because we've only finished half of the deal
24:17and uh oh shit haven't i been completely right about everything so far you are intolerable so
24:24you are not going to text justin you are going to put your phone away and come to malone's with
24:32me and the guys tonight tonight you're not working are you no okay so you're coming to malone's yes
24:36okay with all the guys we've established this garrett hannah do you know what tonight is hell yeah i do
24:42let's be going on a karaoke night with garrett graham and the rest of the team and you if you're
24:48free
24:50maybe oh
24:53oh my slut top take it my boobs to yours okay what do you mean maybe you might stay in
25:01stay in
25:03ellie you didn't even stay in last year when you sprained your ankle
25:06you bedazzled your boot yeah i'm feeling a little yeah what's going on i told sean i got an agent
25:15and he got all like but what about the real world babe i'm sorry you got a what oh yeah
25:19no i got an
25:20agent yay oh my god you let me go on about my shit when you have news like that ellie
25:25this is
25:26everything every fucking thing oh yeah it like is everything right you're the best i love you i love
25:37you too okay screw him you're coming out with me and we're celebrating you i don't know it's karaoke
25:47night you're really gonna rob the people of your talent
25:52take me for what i am who i was meant to be and if you give a damn take me
26:05baby or leave me
26:10yeah she's really going at it the stage is our happy place hey who's next someone please save us
26:18from a delta zima up there
26:27well z what you saying nothing come on it's karaoke yeah well sober karaoke is no fun i'm sober too
26:34game tomorrow yeah and what are you singing i don't know you guys will pull me up or something
26:39i'm good thanks
26:56you know you don't have to be sober if you don't want to be
26:59yeah well i i don't drink it public no i know but do you want to want to what drink
27:09i i told allie i'd i will look after allie she's a no filter drunk gotta rein her in i
27:15can handle it
27:17and i will guard your drinks with my life
27:21i got you mossy
27:24do you trust me
27:28yeah yeah i i do
27:34okay uh i i will have a drink a drink drink and what is your drink drink of choice
27:41i don't know well that is a fun problem to solve
28:04i think we found you drink drink
28:08yummy
28:11he thought i would outgrow acting
28:14like dude i would love to be your nurse number two with half a line
28:17john ham had one scene in gilmore girls i know he's the bad man
28:23i'm like i get it there's no guarantee that i'll make it but isn't that kind of what's exciting
28:27about it like that's why they call it a dream
28:30but i do love him you know and and i know he loves me and like we're supposed to be
28:39together
28:43god we've broken up and gotten back together so many times it's like insane
28:48i mean that's gotta mean something right that we keep getting back together
28:55my mom always used to tell me never give up on love
28:59well that and love your body which i do
29:02my mom said the same thing
29:04oh my god really
29:08wait hold on the love thing or the body thing
29:14hang in there girl
29:26g-lo
29:29maverick
29:33i've got a boyfriend you know
29:34yeah i know i heard along with the rest of the ladies room doesn't sound like he's gonna last long
29:39though
29:39okay this is supposed to be like a sacred space
29:42who the hell hooks up in the ladies bathroom anyway
29:46sorry not you you're a sweetheart
29:48and you're disgusting
29:55well i walk into the room
29:57passing out hundred dollar bills and it kills and it thrills
30:01like the horns on my super auto grill
30:04and i fire the bar up around the crown
30:07and everybody's getting down in this town
30:10ain't never gonna be the same
30:33good you're here
30:34i'll put you and garrett down for summer nights
30:36i know that's a joke but i would kill sandal
30:42you know i wasn't sold on them at first but i can see it now
30:44yeah sure
30:54you fixed my car
30:56you fixed my car
30:58you have a car
30:59no
31:00had a car
31:01great car
31:03i'm buying you a very special thank you drink
31:11okay you're gonna love it
31:13hannah has discovered the piña colada tonight
31:17i only had one
31:18or four
31:20is that what i'm getting to
31:22nope
31:25okay for my mechanic
31:27i call this the blue room
31:29see
31:29wow that looks like wiper fluid
31:32that might actually be wiper fluid
31:33it's mostly blue curacao with a secret ingredient
31:38or blue curacao
31:39oh
31:40i'm so excited i can't believe that
31:43hey g
31:43what's up
31:44brought you something
31:46thought you were looking a little parched
31:50i know nebo babies have feelings too
31:52sorry i was an asshole
31:53you're always an asshole
31:54there
31:55here goes
32:01save a horse
32:04this is pretty good
32:05they just keep sending you those for free
32:07yeah they still want them
32:08they want my dad
32:09wait
32:09you
32:10you guys should just do it together
32:11i mean look at you
32:13best friends
32:14all right maybe we'll slow down on the piña coladas a little
32:16no i mean it
32:17screw your dad
32:18do it with logan
32:19you
32:19could be
32:21teammates
32:22spotting each other at the gym
32:23or besties
32:25wing-manning each other at the bar
32:27besties
32:28besties
32:29am i drunk or is she brilliant
32:31no i'm drunk
32:31and you're brilliant
32:33and i'm brilliant too
32:34it's not a bad idea
32:35thanks man but i don't need the charity
32:37yeah you do
32:38i mean seriously
32:39nobody wants to see oldie mcgold's fuck has been
32:42okay
32:43what's better
32:44than two
32:46hot young hockey players
32:48three
32:49hot young hockey players
32:51yeah
32:51yeah
32:55Hannah Wells
32:56you're up bitch
32:58woo
32:58all right hold on wait i thought you weren't singing
33:00well that was before i found the perfect song
33:13oh shit girl
33:15you know this one
33:19she's my cherry pie
33:21cool drink of water
33:23such a sweet surprise
33:24tastes so good
33:25like a grown man cry
33:27sweet cherry pie
33:31woo
33:34woo
33:37listen
33:41swingin' on the prone parts
33:42swingin' on the lawn
33:43swingin' when we want
33:44cause there ain't nobody home
33:46swingin' to the left
33:47and swingin' to the right
33:49think about hockey
33:50i swing i'm not
33:51yeah
33:54but come on
33:57swingin' in the living room
33:58swingin' in the kitchen
33:59most folks do
34:01cause they're too busy bitchin'
34:02swingin' in the extra
34:04she wanna eat her
34:05so i mixed up the batter
34:06and she'll eat the beat her
34:08i scream
34:09you scream
34:09me i'll scream
34:10but don't even track
34:12cause you can't ignore
34:13ohhhh
34:14sweet cherry pie
34:16ohhhh
34:16ohhhh
34:17such a sweet surprise
34:19she'll make a grown man
34:22woo
34:24she's my cherry pie
34:27put a smile on your face
34:28ten miles wide
34:29looks so good
34:31bring a tear to your eye
34:32sweet cherry pie
34:34yeah
34:35yeah
34:36yeah
34:36yeah
34:37yeah
34:38yeah
34:38yeah
34:41swingin'
34:42swingin'
34:44all night long
34:46kinda sweet, isn't it?
34:48seeing garret being serious about someone
34:51you think he's serious?
34:53everyone on fifth line seem to think so
34:56they get more likes than anything else i post
34:58they get more likes than anything else i post
34:58swingin' in the bathroom
35:00swingin' on the floor
35:01swingin' so hard
35:02forgets her like a dog
35:04ain't a wanted daddy
35:05so i'm six foot four
35:06so jang
35:07and i swing with my daughter
35:08no more
35:10she's
35:11she's
35:11my cherry pie
35:13such a sweet surprise
35:16she'll make a grown man
35:18woo
35:20she's my cherry pie
35:23put a smile on your face
35:24ten miles wide
35:25looks so good
35:27bring a tear to your eye
35:28sweet cherry pie
35:30sweet cherry pie
35:33kiss
35:36kiss
35:36kiss
35:36kiss
35:44kiss
35:48kiss
35:53kiss
35:54kiss
35:54you did good, wosie
35:55thank you
35:57kiss
35:58I don't know.
36:52You guys, I forgot my purse at the bar.
36:55Your purse with my wallet and keys in it?
36:57We gotta go back.
36:58This is close.
36:59What now?
37:03Next party.
37:12Night-night.
37:18Ballsy?
37:32Back on my mind, back on my mind.
37:36I'm a little scared, I'm a little wired.
37:40I don't want to put my foot down right now.
37:42I stop it all happening.
37:44Back on my mind, back on my head.
37:48You look really nice, want to share a bed.
37:51I don't want to put my foot down right now, but it's happening.
37:56Don't kiss me.
37:58Time might end up on the ceiling.
38:02Way too hard to ever come down to reality.
38:06Back to my sanity.
38:08Guess it's too late for that now.
38:12Hope is a scary thing.
38:15Hope is a scary thing.
38:19Flying on temporary wings.
38:24Hope is a scary thing.
38:30I found something to sleep in.
38:32I can see that.
38:44Whoa, whoa.
38:46But I'm a fuck bunny.
38:48A puck funny.
38:50No, no.
38:53A fuck bunny.
38:54That's it.
38:55You're a drunk bunny.
38:57Come here.
38:59Come here.
39:02All right.
39:22A fake relationship means we can fake sleep together?
39:26I don't think it's a great idea.
39:27I actually think it's my best idea.
39:31Well...
39:44Go to sleep, Jose.
39:47Hey, you're not going to remember any of this in the morning.
39:57Listen, this is a great idea.
40:00Here we go.
40:00When I'm wearing...
40:00...
40:10...
40:10...
40:10...
40:29Oh, my God.
40:36Can you?
41:07Coffee?
41:12Oh, uh, thanks.
41:26Morning.
41:28Morning.
41:30You were pretty drunk last night.
41:34How much do you remember?
41:36All of it.
41:37You tried to have sex with me.
41:39Yeah, I know.
41:41And now you're bringing me coffee.
41:45Yep.
41:49Okay, are you 100% awake?
41:52Because there's something really important that I need you to do for me.
42:09I need you to give me an orgasm.
42:10I need you to do for me.
42:17Here we go.
42:18Oh, no.
42:21I think I'm losing all my self-control.
42:24If you stay, I should go.
42:27But if you don't, I think I'll risk it all
42:43Don't underestimate me, I can't change your life
42:49My friends say faking you, it's just a waste of time
42:56Call me too sentimental, kiss me at the bar
43:03Think I'm the happiest when I'm within your arms
43:09I mean, I don't even know what to say at this point
43:13Uh-oh, oh no, I think I'm losing all my self-control
43:19If you stay, I should go
43:22But if you don't, I think I'll risk it all
43:26Give you a reason, I will
43:29Baby, I think it's for the win
43:33Cut all ties with the hold
43:36And I'll give you something I miss
43:39When the good gets harder to hold
43:42Throw it all to the wind
43:45For the wind, for the wind, for the wind
43:50Don't underestimate me
43:52I'm losing my
43:56Oh, oh, oh no
44:00I think I'm losing all my self-control
44:03If you stay, I should go
44:06But if you don't, I think I'll risk it all
44:18I don't
44:47I'm losing my
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