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Hate to Love You - She Swore She'd Never Fall for Him
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00:00:09The End
00:00:10What the hell? Someone's blocking the door.
00:00:12Hello?
00:00:19You still hate me, Clark?
00:00:21Of course I hate you.
00:00:24Yeah? Doesn't sound like it.
00:00:30Move!
00:00:41We were supposed to meet for this project two hours ago, and no one showed up.
00:00:46Fucking upperclassmen.
00:00:55Oh my god. What?
00:00:57Hey! My favorite little freshman!
00:01:01Do not call me that, okay?
00:01:03I don't want to sound like one of your little preys.
00:01:07Okay. My precious baby sis.
00:01:12Shh!
00:01:13Shut the fuck up!
00:01:14I told you. I don't want anyone to know that we're related.
00:01:16Ouch.
00:01:18Where are you at? Check it out.
00:01:20Everybody's here. Come on.
00:01:21I have no need to go to your stupid little football rager.
00:01:29What?
00:01:31Those are my project partners.
00:01:34They ditched our discussion to go to my brother's party?
00:01:38Hmm.
00:01:40You know what? I'll be there in a minute.
00:01:44Hell yes!
00:01:45Let's f***!
00:01:56Oh ho ho!
00:02:00Sorry, only hot girls are allowed in.
00:02:02Unless you know someone.
00:02:05Fucking jock. Okay.
00:02:10Hey.
00:02:13That's this.
00:02:14Oh ho ho ho!
00:02:32He is Jay Coleman.
00:02:34The hottest guy in school.
00:02:39You could have died there, Ms. Kennedy Clark.
00:02:42He...
00:02:43knows who I am?
00:02:45Captain, you know this nerd?
00:02:46Yeah.
00:02:48She's with me.
00:02:53Can you get off me, you asshole?
00:02:56Oh, okay. I had to get to the biggest party on campus.
00:03:00You're welcome.
00:03:01I don't care about the biggest party on campus, alright?
00:03:04Do you not remember the plans that we had?
00:03:07Did you ask me out, Kennedy Clark?
00:03:09But no!
00:03:09No, I did not ask you out, okay?
00:03:12We were supposed to work on our poly-science project tonight.
00:03:16Oh, that's where I know you from.
00:03:19Oh!
00:03:21What the f*** is your problem?
00:03:25Wait, why do you look familiar?
00:03:27Well, I'm your poly-project-science partner.
00:03:33Oh my God, it is you.
00:03:36Were you in the library this whole time?
00:03:38I can't believe you actually thought we would go.
00:03:43Pathetic.
00:03:44But you were the ones that planned it.
00:03:46On a Friday night?
00:03:47You bought that?
00:03:50Okay, great.
00:03:51So you weren't gonna show up.
00:03:53Great! Thanks for letting me know.
00:03:55Okay, it was a harmless prank.
00:04:07No one's ever done that to me before.
00:04:09She's got some balls.
00:04:11There you go, just a little harmless prank.
00:04:17All right, um, that's enough, freshmen.
00:04:22Ah!
00:04:23Ah!
00:04:24Ah!
00:04:25Stop!
00:04:30Ah!
00:04:32Ah!
00:04:32Ah!
00:04:33Ah!
00:04:33Ah!
00:04:36Ah!
00:04:38Ah!
00:04:40Ah!
00:04:40Ah!
00:04:41Ah!
00:04:42Ah!
00:04:43Ah!
00:04:43Ah!
00:04:43Fuck!
00:04:43Say!
00:04:44I'm gonna kill you!
00:04:47You okay?
00:04:48Now I have to do the project all of myself.
00:04:51Hey, come on.
00:04:51There's no way you're still thinking about school.
00:04:55Come on.
00:04:56I got you.
00:05:07That's for me.
00:05:12a dick.
00:05:17Fair.
00:05:18You know, for being the most boring person in the freshman class,
00:05:22you're a lot of fun.
00:05:23Yeah, and for you being the most quote-unquote hottest guy in the school year,
00:05:28you're not all that.
00:05:30Really?
00:05:32Yeah.
00:05:33Yeah, I don't buy that.
00:05:45What the fuck?
00:05:47Let go of Kennedy or I'm sticking this bottle up your ass.
00:05:54Oh, great.
00:05:56There's my brother, right when I don't need him.
00:05:58No, I'm being serious.
00:06:00I'm giving you three seconds to get the fuck away from her.
00:06:06Yeah, what are you going to do about it, tough guy?
00:06:08You mad that I took Captain from you?
00:06:10Or are you mad that I'm taking your girl?
00:06:12So first Shay, and now Gage, too?
00:06:15Why are all the hottest men obsessed with this nerd?
00:06:19Ew.
00:06:20All right, that's it.
00:06:30Stop!
00:06:32Stop!
00:06:32What?
00:06:33No!
00:06:34Stop!
00:06:35Stop!
00:06:35Stop this.
00:06:36No!
00:06:37Stop!
00:06:42Stop!
00:06:45Stop!
00:06:46Stop!
00:06:46Stop!
00:06:46My glasses!
00:06:47You broke my glasses!
00:06:48What the fuck?
00:06:50I hate both of you!
00:07:06Yes, wait.
00:07:09No.
00:07:11Do you know what they did to me?
00:07:13No, you don't, okay?
00:07:14Because you are too busy drinking.
00:07:16Oh, that was...
00:07:17No, you broke my glasses.
00:07:20I'm sorry.
00:07:21No, no, I hate you, okay?
00:07:23I'm so glad that no one knows that we're related.
00:07:32My brother's always been the poster child of our family.
00:07:35Smart, athletic, extremely handsome, and I was just there.
00:07:46Which I was okay with until being Gage, Clark's sister, ruined my life.
00:08:01Parker Stanton.
00:08:03My first love.
00:08:04My first everything.
00:08:12It was your first time, huh?
00:08:15You're actually spending Christmas Eve with your shithead boyfriend.
00:08:19He's just reusing you.
00:08:21Jesus, Gage.
00:08:22Is it so hard to believe that someone actually likes me for once?
00:08:26God.
00:08:36Hi, baby.
00:08:37I made you something for Christmas.
00:08:40It's a gift.
00:08:41It's a surprise.
00:08:42Guys, look, I know that you and Gage don't really get along, but...
00:08:52Who is this?
00:08:55Oh my god, babe, you were right.
00:08:57She actually really couldn't tell.
00:08:59I couldn't tell what?
00:09:01That I was just using you to stick it to your brother.
00:09:09I mean, taking his pathetic sister's innocence, gold.
00:09:13But I thought you liked me.
00:09:16Yeah, yeah, whatever.
00:09:17Just count yourself lucky that I was even dating you.
00:09:20It was only to mess with Gage, because you're a lousy fucking lady.
00:09:27You're a lousy.
00:09:31You piece of shit, I knew it!
00:09:37The moment Mina posted that video, I became the school clown.
00:09:40So when Gage begged me to go to the same school as him, I had one condition.
00:09:46No one will know we're siblings.
00:09:48Ever.
00:09:57Oh my god, Gage, I told you I'm not.
00:10:02Wrong guy, Clark.
00:10:05Whoa!
00:10:07Shay, why the fuck are you in my dorm room?
00:10:10Yeah, it was pretty hard to find.
00:10:12I had to ask like 30 people, and...
00:10:14Everyone thinks I'm obsessed with you now or something.
00:10:20Yeah, I am.
00:10:21And I'm starting to think so, too.
00:10:28You and Gage.
00:10:29Y'all talk?
00:10:34Well, why do you even care?
00:10:38Him and I never really saw eye to eye.
00:10:40You know, he was...
00:10:41He's been a dick to me, you know, ever since I took over the captain position.
00:10:45He's a terrible guy.
00:10:46Okay, I'd stay away from him.
00:10:48Oh, no.
00:10:49Not again.
00:10:50If he finds out that I'm Gage's sister, he's gonna use me to get back at him.
00:10:54Right, okay, uh...
00:10:57You know, you should...
00:10:57You should go.
00:10:59What?
00:10:59No.
00:10:59You can go?
00:11:00No, you haven't even asked me why I came here.
00:11:02Why did you...
00:11:03Why did you come here?
00:11:04I came to apologize for tonight.
00:11:07And I, um...
00:11:10I fixed these for you.
00:11:13What?
00:11:18Hey, actually, like...
00:11:20They were snapped in half, though.
00:11:21How did...
00:11:22Yeah.
00:11:23I fixed my break.
00:11:25That's probably the nicest thing anyone's ever done for me.
00:11:28What if he's actually...
00:11:30Nice?
00:11:33And I'm not the dumb jock that you think I am.
00:11:38Yeah?
00:11:39Mm-hmm.
00:11:40Check out project slides.
00:11:43Check them.
00:11:46All right.
00:11:47Let's see.
00:11:52There's no way you did this.
00:11:55You're right.
00:11:58Check out slide six.
00:12:04I had to dig.
00:12:05Give some long-ass references to find us.
00:12:08Wow.
00:12:11Shay Coleman.
00:12:14You are such a nerd.
00:12:16I'm a nerd?
00:12:17Mm-hmm.
00:12:17Excuse me?
00:12:19I'm not a nerd.
00:12:20I'm a captain of the fucking football school.
00:12:21It's not a nerd.
00:12:23It's a nerd.
00:12:23It's a nerd.
00:12:24Call me a nerd again.
00:12:25Okay, stop.
00:12:26Yeah, call me a nerd again.
00:12:27Stop.
00:12:31Call me a nerd again.
00:12:32No.
00:12:34Stop.
00:12:35Hey, call me a nerd again.
00:12:36Stop.
00:12:44Your boyfriend's gone.
00:12:46He is not my boyfriend.
00:12:49Oh.
00:13:11I don't know.
00:13:13I don't know.
00:13:15Hello? What the hell? Someone's locked in the door. Hello?
00:13:25You still hate me, Clark?
00:13:28Of course I hate you.
00:13:30Yeah? Doesn't sound like it.
00:13:47We were supposed to meet for this project two hours ago, and no one showed up. Just fucking upperclassmen.
00:14:01Oh my god. What?
00:14:04Hey, my favorite little freshman.
00:14:07Do not call me that, okay? I don't want to sound like one of your little preys.
00:14:14Okay. My precious baby sis.
00:14:18Shut the fuck up. I told you. I don't want anyone to know that we're related.
00:14:22Ouch.
00:14:24Where are you at? Check it out. Everybody's here. Come on.
00:14:28I have no need to go to your stupid little football rager.
00:14:35What?
00:14:38Those are my project partners. They ditched our discussion to go to my brother's party.
00:14:44Hmm.
00:14:47You know what? I'll be there in a minute.
00:14:50Hell yes!
00:14:51Ho ho ho! Let's...
00:15:02Let's...
00:15:02Oh ho ho!
00:15:06Sorry, only hot girls are allowed in. Unless you know someone.
00:15:11You can talk. Okay.
00:15:17Hey.
00:15:19That's this.
00:15:21Hey.
00:15:22That's this.
00:15:37Hey.
00:15:38You're dead.
00:15:45Hey.
00:15:47There's not much more.
00:15:48He cares, too.
00:15:50You know what they're saying.
00:15:52Hey.
00:15:52Yeah, she's with me.
00:15:59Wait, can you get off me, you asshole?
00:16:04Whoa, okay, I had to get to the biggest party on campus. You're welcome.
00:16:07I don't care about the biggest party on campus, alright?
00:16:10Do you not remember the plans that we had?
00:16:13Did you ask me out, Kennedy Clark?
00:16:15But no, no, I did not ask you out, okay?
00:16:19We were supposed to work on our poli-science project tonight.
00:16:22Oh, that's where I know you from.
00:16:27What the fuck is your problem?
00:16:31Wait, why do you look familiar?
00:16:34Well, I'm your poli-project-science partner.
00:16:39Oh my god, it is you.
00:16:42Were you in the library this whole time?
00:16:45I can't believe you actually thought we would go.
00:16:49Pathetic.
00:16:49Okay.
00:16:50But you were the ones that planned it.
00:16:52On a Friday night?
00:16:54You bought that?
00:16:56Okay, great.
00:16:57So you weren't gonna show up.
00:16:59Great!
00:16:59Thanks for letting me know.
00:17:01Okay, it was a harmless prank.
00:17:04You know what?
00:17:05Come on.
00:17:13No one's ever done that to me before.
00:17:15She's got some balls.
00:17:18There you go, just a little harmless prank.
00:17:22There you go, just a little harmless prank.
00:17:24All right.
00:17:25Um, that's enough, freshman.
00:17:28Ah!
00:17:29Ah!
00:17:30Ah!
00:17:31Ah!
00:17:31Ah!
00:17:31Ah!
00:17:35Ah!
00:17:36Ah!
00:17:38Ah!
00:17:38It's me!
00:17:40I gotta save her.
00:17:42Oh my god, my makeup!
00:17:45Where are my glasses?
00:17:48What the fuck would you say?
00:17:50I'm gonna kill you!
00:17:53You okay?
00:17:55Now I have to do the project all on myself.
00:17:57Hey, come on.
00:17:58There's no way you're still thinking about school.
00:18:01Come on.
00:18:02I got you.
00:18:13That's for me.
00:18:19A dick.
00:18:23Fair.
00:18:25You know, for being the most boring person in the freshman class, you're a lot of fun.
00:18:29Yeah, and for you being the most quote-unquote hottest guy in the school year, you're not all that.
00:18:37Really?
00:18:38Yeah.
00:18:39Yeah, I don't buy that.
00:18:51What the fuck?
00:18:53Let go of Kennedy or I'm sticking this bottle up your ass.
00:19:00Oh, great.
00:19:02There's my brother.
00:19:03Right when I don't need him.
00:19:05No, I'm being serious.
00:19:06I'm giving you three seconds to get the fuck away from her.
00:19:12Yeah, what are you gonna do about it, tough guy?
00:19:14You mad that I took Captain from you?
00:19:16Or are you mad that I'm taking your girl?
00:19:19So first Shay, and now Gage too?
00:19:22Why are all the hottest men obsessed with this nerd?
00:19:25Ew.
00:19:26Alright, that's it.
00:19:37Stop!
00:19:38Stop!
00:19:40Stop!
00:19:41Stop!
00:19:43Stop!
00:19:48Stop!
00:19:51Stop!
00:19:52Stop!
00:19:52Stop!
00:19:52My glasses!
00:19:53You broke my glasses!
00:19:54What the fuck?
00:19:55I hate both of you!
00:19:58I hate both of you!
00:20:12Yes!
00:20:13Wait!
00:20:15No!
00:20:17Do you know what they did to me?
00:20:19No!
00:20:20You don't, okay?
00:20:21Because you are too busy drinking!
00:20:22Oh, I wasn't trying to-
00:20:24No!
00:20:24You broke my glasses!
00:20:26I'm sorry!
00:20:27No, no!
00:20:28I hate you!
00:20:29Okay?
00:20:29I'm so glad that no one knows that we're related!
00:20:38My brother's always been the poster child of our family.
00:20:42Smart, athletic, extremely handsome, and I was just... there.
00:20:52Which I was okay with until being Gage Clark's sister ruined my life.
00:21:08Parker Stanton.
00:21:09My first love.
00:21:10My first everything.
00:21:11Everything.
00:21:18When is your first time, huh?
00:21:21You're actually spending Christmas Eve with your shithead boyfriend.
00:21:26He's just reusing you.
00:21:27Jesus, Gage.
00:21:28Is it so hard to believe that someone actually likes me for once?
00:21:32God.
00:21:42Hi, baby.
00:21:44I made you something for Christmas.
00:21:47It's a gift.
00:21:48It's a surprise.
00:21:49Look, I know that you and Gage don't really get along, but...
00:21:59Who is this?
00:22:01My God, babe, you were right.
00:22:03She actually really couldn't tell.
00:22:05I couldn't tell what?
00:22:07What?
00:22:08That I was just using you to stick it to your brother.
00:22:15I mean, taking his pathetic sister's innocence?
00:22:18Gold.
00:22:20But I thought you liked me.
00:22:22Yeah, yeah, whatever.
00:22:24Just count yourself lucky that I was even dating you.
00:22:27It was only to mess with Gage, because you're a lousy fucking lady.
00:22:33You're a lousy.
00:22:34You're a lousy.
00:22:38You piece of shit, I knew it!
00:22:43The moment Mina posted that video, I became the school clown.
00:22:47So when Gage begged me to go to the same school as him, I had one condition.
00:22:52No one will know we're siblings.
00:22:54Ever.
00:23:02Oh my God, Gage, I told you I'm...
00:23:06I'm not.
00:23:08On Guy Clark.
00:23:12Oh!
00:23:14Shay, why the fuck are you in my dorm room?
00:23:16Yeah, it was pretty hard to find.
00:23:18I had to ask like 30 people and...
00:23:20Everyone thinks I'm obsessed with you now or something.
00:23:26Yeah, I am, and I'm starting to think so too.
00:23:29Huh.
00:23:34Give me Gage.
00:23:35Y'all tell him?
00:23:41Well, why do you even care?
00:23:44Him and I never really saw eye to eye.
00:23:47You know, he was...
00:23:47He's been a dick to me, you know, ever since I took over the captain position.
00:23:51He's a terrible guy.
00:23:52Okay, I'd stay away from him.
00:23:54Oh no, not again.
00:23:56If he finds out that I'm Gage's sister, he's gonna use me to get back at him.
00:24:00Right, okay, uh...
00:24:03You know, you should, you should go.
00:24:05What? No.
00:24:06You can go?
00:24:06No, you haven't even asked me why I came here.
00:24:08Okay, why did you, why did you come here?
00:24:11I came to apologize for tonight.
00:24:14And I, um...
00:24:16I fixed these for you.
00:24:19Yeah.
00:24:24Wait, actually, like, they were snapped in half though, how did...
00:24:28Yeah.
00:24:29Yeah, I fixed my break.
00:24:32That's probably the nicest thing anyone's ever done for me.
00:24:35What if he's actually...
00:24:37nice?
00:24:39And I'm not the dumb jock that you think I am.
00:24:44Yeah?
00:24:46Check out project slides.
00:24:49Check them.
00:24:52Alright, let's see.
00:24:59There's no way you did this.
00:25:01You're right.
00:25:05Check out slide six.
00:25:10I had to dig through some long ass references to find this.
00:25:15Wow.
00:25:18Shea Coleman.
00:25:20You are such a nerd.
00:25:22I'm a nerd?
00:25:23Excuse me?
00:25:25I'm not a nerd, I'm a captain of the fucking football school.
00:25:28That's what I am.
00:25:28Okay.
00:25:30Call me a nerd again.
00:25:31Okay, stop.
00:25:32Yeah, call me a nerd again.
00:25:33Stop.
00:25:37Call me a nerd again.
00:25:38No.
00:25:40Stop.
00:25:41Call me a nerd again.
00:25:50Your boyfriend's gone.
00:25:52He is not my boyfriend.
00:26:15Yeah.
00:26:19I am.
00:26:21I am.
00:26:21I am.
00:26:21I am.
00:26:22Hello?
00:26:22What the hell?
00:26:23Someone's watching the door.
00:26:25Hello?
00:26:27What the hell?
00:26:31you still hate me cluck of course i hate you yeah it doesn't sound like it
00:26:54we were supposed to meet for this project two hours ago
00:26:56and no one showed up just fucking upperclassmen
00:27:07oh my god what hey my favorite little freshman do not call me that okay i don't want to sound
00:27:17like one of your little praise okay my precious baby sis
00:27:24shut the fuck up i told you i don't want anyone to know that we're related ouch
00:27:31where are you at check it out everybody's here come on
00:27:34i have no need to go to your stupid little football rager
00:27:41what
00:27:44those are my project partners they ditched our discussion to go to my brother's party
00:27:53you know what uh i'll i'll i'll be there in a minute
00:27:56hell yes
00:28:03oh
00:28:12sorry only hot girls are allowed in unless you know someone
00:28:16you can jock okay
00:28:23hey
00:28:24that's this
00:28:44he is j coleman the hottest guy in school
00:28:51you could have died there miss kennedy clark he knows who i am captain you know this nerd
00:29:00yeah she's with me
00:29:06can you get off me you asshole
00:29:10oh okay i had to get to the biggest party on campus you're welcome i don't care about the
00:29:14biggest party on campus all right do you not remember the plans that we had
00:29:19did you ask me out kennedy clark but no no i did not ask you out okay i
00:29:25we were supposed to work on our poly science project tonight oh that's where i know you from
00:29:33what the fuck is your problem
00:29:37wait why do you look familiar well i'm your poly project science partner
00:29:43oh my god it is you were you in the library this whole time i can't believe you actually thought
00:29:53we would go pathetic but you were the ones that planned it on a friday night you bought that
00:30:02okay great so you weren't gonna show up great thanks for letting me know
00:30:07okay it was a harmless prank
00:30:19no one's ever done that to me before she's got some balls
00:30:24there you go it's a little harmless prank
00:30:28there you go it's a little harmless prank
00:30:30all right um that's enough freshman
00:30:45i gotta save her oh my god my makeup where are my glasses
00:30:54what the fuck say i'm gonna kill you
00:30:59you okay now i have to do the project all of myself
00:31:03hey come on there's no way you're still thinking about school
00:31:07come on i got you
00:31:19that's for being
00:31:25a dick
00:31:29fair
00:31:31you know for being the most boy in person in the freshman class
00:31:34you're a lot of fun
00:31:35yeah and for you being the most quote-unquote hottest guy in the school year
00:31:40you're not all that
00:31:43really
00:31:45yeah yeah i don't buy that
00:31:58what the fuck let go of kennedy or i'm sticking this bottle up your ass
00:32:07oh great there's my brother right when i don't need him
00:32:11no i'm being serious
00:32:13i'm giving you three seconds to get the fuck away from her
00:32:18yeah what are you gonna do about a tough guy
00:32:20you mad that i took captain from you
00:32:22or you mad that i'm taking your girl
00:32:25so first shay and now gage too
00:32:27why are all the hottest men obsessed with this nerd
00:32:31ew
00:32:31all right that's it
00:32:43stop
00:32:43stop
00:32:44stop
00:32:45stop
00:32:45stop my glasses
00:32:59you broke my glasses what the fuck
00:33:01i hate both of you
00:33:18cats wait
00:33:21no wait
00:33:23do you know what they did to me
00:33:25no you don't okay
00:33:27because you are too busy drinking
00:33:28oh i wasn't trying
00:33:30no you you broke my glasses
00:33:32i'm sorry
00:33:33no no i hate you
00:33:35okay
00:33:35i'm so glad that no one knows that we're related
00:33:44my brother's always been the poster child of our family
00:33:47smart
00:33:48athletic
00:33:49extremely handsome
00:33:51and i was just
00:33:53there
00:33:58which i was okay with
00:34:00until being gage clark's sister
00:34:02ruined my life
00:34:14parker stanton
00:34:15my first love
00:34:16my first
00:34:17everything
00:34:24it was your first time huh
00:34:27you're actually spending christmas eve with your shithead boyfriend
00:34:32and he's just reusing you
00:34:33jesus
00:34:34gage
00:34:35is it so hard to believe that someone actually likes me for once
00:34:38god
00:34:48hi baby
00:34:49i made you something for christmas
00:34:53it's a gift
00:34:54it's a surprise
00:34:55look i know that
00:34:56that you and gage don't really get along but
00:35:05who is this
00:35:07oh my god babe you were right
00:35:09she actually really couldn't tell
00:35:11i couldn't tell what
00:35:13that i was just using you
00:35:15to stick it to your brother
00:35:21i mean
00:35:22taking his pathetic sister's innocence
00:35:24gold
00:35:26but i thought you liked me
00:35:27yeah yeah whatever
00:35:29just count yourself lucky that i was even dating you
00:35:33it was only to mess with gage
00:35:34because you're a lousy fucking lay
00:35:39there was
00:35:40you piece of shit i knew it
00:35:49the moment mina posted that video i became the school clown
00:35:52so when gage begged me to go to the same school as him
00:35:56i had one condition
00:35:58no one will know we're siblings
00:36:00ever
00:36:09oh my god gage i told you i'm
00:36:13i'm not
00:36:14wrong guy clark
00:36:18oh
00:36:20why the fuck are you in my dorm room
00:36:22yeah it was pretty hard to find
00:36:24i had to ask like 30 people and
00:36:27everyone thinks i'm obsessed with you now or something
00:36:32yeah i am and i'm starting to think so too
00:36:40you engage
00:36:41y'all talk
00:36:47well why do you even care
00:36:51him and i never really saw eye to eye
00:36:52you know he was
00:36:53he's been a dick to me
00:36:54you know ever since i took over the captain position
00:36:57he's a terrible guy
00:36:58okay i'd stay away from him
00:37:00oh no
00:37:01not again
00:37:02if he finds out that i'm gage's sister
00:37:04he's gonna use me to get back at him
00:37:07right okay uh
00:37:09you know you should you should go
00:37:11what no
00:37:12you can go
00:37:12no you haven't even asked me why i came here
00:37:14okay why did you why did you come here
00:37:17i came to apologize for tonight
00:37:20and i um
00:37:22i fixed these for you
00:37:25what
00:37:30wait actually like
00:37:32they were snapped in half though
00:37:33how did
00:37:34yeah
00:37:35i fixed my break
00:37:38that's probably the nicest thing anyone's ever done for me
00:37:40what if he's actually
00:37:43nice
00:37:45and i'm not the dumb jock that you think i am
00:37:50yeah
00:37:52check out project slides
00:37:56check them
00:37:58all right let's see
00:38:05there's no way you did this
00:38:07you're right
00:38:11check out slide six
00:38:16i had to dig
00:38:18give some long ass references to find us
00:38:21wow
00:38:24shay coleman
00:38:26you are such a nerd
00:38:28i'm a nerd
00:38:30excuse me
00:38:32i'm not a nerd
00:38:32i'm a captain of the fucking football team
00:38:34that's what i am
00:38:35okay
00:38:36call me a nerd
00:38:37stop
00:38:38yeah call me a nerd again
00:38:39stop
00:38:43call me a nerd again
00:38:44no
00:38:47stop
00:38:47stop
00:38:56your boyfriend's calling
00:38:58stop
00:38:59he is not my boyfriend
00:39:00he is not my boyfriend
00:39:01he is not my boyfriend
00:39:04no
00:39:04no
00:39:05he is not my boyfriend
00:39:18no
00:39:19no
00:39:27You
00:39:28Hello? What the hell? Someone's walking the door. Hello?
00:39:38Still hate me, Clark? Of course I hate you. Yeah, doesn't sound like it.
00:40:00We were supposed to meet for this project two hours ago, and no one showed up. Just a fucking upperclassman.
00:40:14Oh my god. What?
00:40:16Hey, my favorite little freshman.
00:40:20Do not call me that, okay? I don't want to sound like one of your little preys.
00:40:26Okay. My precious baby sister.
00:40:31Shut the fuck up. I told you. I don't want anyone to know that we're related.
00:40:35Ouch. Where are you at? Check it out. Everybody's here. Come on.
00:40:39I have no need to go to your stupid little football rager.
00:40:47What?
00:40:50Those are my project partners. They ditched our discussion to go to my brother's party.
00:40:59You know what? I'll be there in a minute.
00:41:02Hell yes.
00:41:03Hoo hoo hoo. Let's
00:41:15Oh ho ho.
00:41:18Sorry, only hot girls are allowed in.
00:41:21Unless you know someone.
00:41:22Okay.
00:41:24You can jock. Okay.
00:41:25Okay.
00:41:29Hey.
00:41:32That's this.
00:41:50He is Shay Coleman. The hottest guy in school.
00:41:59He is Shay Coleman. The hottest guy in school.
00:42:03Captain, you know this nerd?
00:42:05Yeah.
00:42:06She's with me.
00:42:12Can you get off me, you asshole?
00:42:16Whoa, okay, I had to get you the biggest party on campus.
00:42:19You're welcome.
00:42:19I don't care about the biggest party on campus, all right?
00:42:22Do you not remember the plans that we had?
00:42:25Did you ask me out, Kennedy Clark?
00:42:27No, no, I did not ask you out, okay?
00:42:31We were supposed to work on our polyscience project tonight.
00:42:35Oh, that's where I know you from.
00:42:37Oh!
00:42:39What the fuck is your problem?
00:42:43Wait, why do you look familiar?
00:42:46Well, I'm your polyproject science partner.
00:42:51Oh my God, it is you.
00:42:55Were you in the library this whole time?
00:42:57I can't believe you actually thought we would go.
00:43:01Pathetic.
00:43:02But you were the ones that planned it.
00:43:05On a Friday night?
00:43:06You bought that?
00:43:09Okay, great.
00:43:10So you weren't going to show up?
00:43:11Great.
00:43:12Thanks for letting me know.
00:43:13Okay, it was a harmless prank.
00:43:16You know what?
00:43:17Come on.
00:43:25No one's ever done that to me before.
00:43:27She's got some balls.
00:43:30There you go.
00:43:31Just a little harmless prank.
00:43:34There you go.
00:43:35Just a little harmless prank.
00:43:36All right.
00:43:37Um, that's enough, freshman.
00:43:42Stop.
00:43:52I got to save her.
00:43:54Oh my God, my makeup.
00:43:57Where are my glasses?
00:44:01What the fuck?
00:44:02Say, I'm going to kill you.
00:44:05You okay?
00:44:07Now I have to do the project all on myself.
00:44:09Hey, come on.
00:44:10There's no way you're still thinking about school.
00:44:13Come on.
00:44:14I got you.
00:44:25That's for being...
00:44:31a dick.
00:44:35Fair.
00:44:37You know, for being the most buoyant person in freshman class, you're a lot of fun.
00:44:42Yeah, and for you being the most quote-unquote hottest guy in the school year, you're not all that.
00:44:49Really?
00:44:50Yeah.
00:44:51Yeah, I don't buy that.
00:45:04What the fuck?
00:45:05What the fuck?
00:45:06Let go of Kennedy or I'm sticking this bottle up your ass.
00:45:13Oh, great.
00:45:14There's my brother.
00:45:15Right when I don't meet him.
00:45:17No, I'm being serious.
00:45:19I'm giving you three seconds to get the fuck away from her.
00:45:25Yeah, what are you going to do about it, tough guy?
00:45:27You mad that I took Captain from you?
00:45:29Or are you mad that I'm taking your girl?
00:45:31So first Shay and now Gage, too?
00:45:34Why are all the hottest men obsessed with this nerd?
00:45:37Ew.
00:45:38All right, that's it.
00:45:49Stop!
00:45:50Stop!
00:45:51What?
00:45:52No!
00:45:52Stop!
00:45:53Stop!
00:45:54No!
00:45:55Stop!
00:46:01Stop!
00:46:03Stop!
00:46:04Stop!
00:46:05My glasses!
00:46:06You broke my glasses!
00:46:07What the fuck?
00:46:08I hate both of you!
00:46:24Yes, wait!
00:46:28No!
00:46:29Do you know what they did to me?
00:46:31No, you don't, okay?
00:46:33Because you are too busy drinking!
00:46:35Oh, I was...
00:46:36No, you broke my glasses!
00:46:39I'm sorry.
00:46:40No, no, I hate you!
00:46:41Okay?
00:46:42I'm so glad that no one knows that we're related!
00:46:51My brother's always been the poster child of our family.
00:46:54Smart, athletic, extremely handsome, and I was just there.
00:47:05Which I was okay with until being Gage Clark's sister ruined my life.
00:47:20Parker Stanton, my first love, my first everything.
00:47:30My first love, my first everything.
00:47:38He's just using you.
00:47:39Jesus, Gage, is it so hard to believe that someone actually likes me for once?
00:47:45God!
00:47:55Hi, baby.
00:47:56I made you something for Christmas.
00:47:59It's a gift. It's a surprise.
00:48:01Look, I know that you and Gage don't really get along, but...
00:48:11Who is this?
00:48:13Oh my god, babe, you were right. She actually really couldn't tell.
00:48:18I couldn't tell what?
00:48:20That I was just using you to stick it to your brother.
00:48:27I mean, taking his pathetic sister's innocence?
00:48:31Gold.
00:48:32But I thought you lynched me.
00:48:35Yeah, yeah, whatever.
00:48:36Just count yourself lucky that I was even dating you.
00:48:39It was only to mess with Gage, because you're a lousy fucking lady.
00:48:45You piece of shit, I knew it!
00:48:55The moment Mina posted that video, I became the school clown.
00:48:59So when Gage begged me to go to the same school as him,
00:49:02I had one condition.
00:49:04No one will know we're siblings. Ever.
00:49:15Oh my god, Gage, I told you I'm...
00:49:19I'm not.
00:49:20Wrong guy, Clark.
00:49:23Shhh.
00:49:24Oh!
00:49:26Hey, why the fuck are you in my dorm room?
00:49:28Yeah, it was pretty hard to find.
00:49:30I had to ask like 30 people and...
00:49:33Everyone thinks I'm obsessed with you now or something.
00:49:39Yeah, I am. And I'm starting to think so too.
00:49:41Huh?
00:49:46Give me Gage.
00:49:47Y'all talk?
00:49:53Well, why do you even care?
00:49:57Him and I never really saw eye to eye.
00:49:59You know, he was...
00:50:00He's been a dick to me, you know, ever since I took over the captive position.
00:50:04He's a terrible guy.
00:50:05Okay, I'd stay away from him.
00:50:06Oh, no.
00:50:07Not again.
00:50:09If he finds out that I'm Gage's sister, he's gonna use me to get back at him.
00:50:13Right, okay.
00:50:14Okay, uh...
00:50:15You should go.
00:50:17What? No.
00:50:18You can go?
00:50:18No, you haven't even asked me why I came here.
00:50:20Okay, why did you come here?
00:50:23I came to apologize for tonight.
00:50:26And I, um...
00:50:28I fixed these for you.
00:50:31What?
00:50:33What?
00:50:37Wait, actually, like, they were snapped in half, though.
00:50:40How did...
00:50:40Yeah.
00:50:41I fixed when I break.
00:50:44That's probably the nicest thing anyone's ever done for me.
00:50:47What if he's actually...
00:50:49nice?
00:50:51And I'm not the dumb jock that you think I am.
00:50:57Yeah?
00:50:58Mm-hmm.
00:50:59Check out Project Sluts.
00:51:02Check him.
00:51:04All right.
00:51:05Let's see.
00:51:11There's no way you did this.
00:51:13You're right.
00:51:17Check out Slide 6.
00:51:22Can't hide the dick.
00:51:24There's some long-ass references to find this.
00:51:27Wow.
00:51:30Shay Coleman.
00:51:33You are such a nerd.
00:51:35I'm a nerd?
00:51:36Mm-hmm.
00:51:36Excuse me?
00:51:38I'm not a nerd.
00:51:39I'm a captain of the fucking football team.
00:51:40Oh, okay.
00:51:40That's what I am.
00:51:43Call me a nerd again.
00:51:44Okay, stop.
00:51:45Yeah, call me a nerd again.
00:51:46Stop.
00:51:49Call me a nerd again.
00:51:50No.
00:51:53Stop.
00:51:53Come on.
00:51:54You really can't stop.
00:52:02Your boyfriend's gone.
00:52:05He is not my boyfriend.
00:52:07Okay, now.
00:52:34Hello?
00:52:35What the hell?
00:52:35Someone's blocking the door.
00:52:37Hello?
00:52:40What the hell?
00:52:44You still hate me, Clark?
00:52:46Of course I hate you.
00:52:48Yeah?
00:52:49Doesn't sound like it.
00:52:52I hate you.
00:52:53I hate you.
00:53:03I hate you.
00:53:16I hate you.
00:53:20Oh my god, what?
00:53:22Hey, my favorite little freshman.
00:53:26Do not call me that, okay?
00:53:28I don't want to sound like one of your little praise.
00:53:32Okay, my precious baby sis.
00:53:37Shut the fuck up.
00:53:39I told you, I don't want anyone to know that we're related.
00:53:41Ouch.
00:53:43Where are you at?
00:53:44Check it out.
00:53:44Everybody's here.
00:53:45Come on.
00:53:46I have no need to go to your stupid little football rager.
00:53:54What?
00:53:56Those are my project partners.
00:53:59They ditched our discussion to go to my brother's party.
00:54:03Hmm.
00:54:05You know what?
00:54:06Uh, I'll be there in a minute.
00:54:09Hell yes!
00:54:10Woo hoo hoo, let's f***!
00:54:21Oh ho ho.
00:54:24Sorry, only hot girls are allowed in.
00:54:27Unless you know someone.
00:54:30You can talk.
00:54:31Okay.
00:54:31Oh.
00:54:36Hey.
00:54:56He is Jay Coleman, the hottest guy in school.
00:55:04You could have died there, Miss Kennedy Clark.
00:55:06He knows who I am?
00:55:09Captain, you know this nerd?
00:55:11Yeah.
00:55:12She's with me.
00:55:18Hey, can you get off me, you asshole?
00:55:22Whoa, okay, I had to get you to the biggest party on campus.
00:55:25You're welcome.
00:55:26I don't care about the biggest party on campus, all right?
00:55:29Do you not remember the plans that we had?
00:55:31Did you ask me out, Kennedy Clark?
00:55:33But no, no, I did not ask you out, okay?
00:55:37We were supposed to work on our poly science project tonight.
00:55:41Oh, that's where I know you from.
00:55:44Oh!
00:55:45What the f*** is your problem?
00:55:50Wait, why do you look familiar?
00:55:52Well, I'm your poly project science partner.
00:55:58Oh my God, it is you.
00:56:01Were you in the library this whole time?
00:56:03I can't believe you actually thought we would go.
00:56:07Pathetic.
00:56:09But you were the ones that planned it.
00:56:11On a Friday night?
00:56:12You bought that?
00:56:15Okay, great.
00:56:16So you weren't going to show up.
00:56:17Great.
00:56:18Thanks for letting me know.
00:56:19Okay, it was a harmless prank.
00:56:22You know what?
00:56:23Come on.
00:56:24Come on.
00:56:27Oh.
00:56:29Oh.
00:56:32No one's ever done that to me before.
00:56:34She's got some balls.
00:56:36There you go.
00:56:37Just a little harmless prank.
00:56:40There you go.
00:56:41Just a little harmless prank.
00:56:42All right.
00:56:43Um, that's enough, freshman.
00:56:47Ah!
00:56:48Ah!
00:56:49Fuck!
00:56:50Oh, stop.
00:56:51Ah!
00:56:56Oh, it's me!
00:56:58I gotta save her.
00:57:00Oh my God, my makeup.
00:57:03Where are my glasses?
00:57:07What the fuck did you say?
00:57:09I'm going to kill you!
00:57:12You okay?
00:57:13Now I have to do the project all of myself.
00:57:16Hey, come on.
00:57:16There's no way you're still thinking about school.
00:57:20Come on.
00:57:20I got you.
00:57:32That's for me.
00:57:37A dick.
00:57:42Fair.
00:57:43You know, for being the most buoyant person in the freshman class, you're a lot of fun.
00:57:48Yeah, and for you being the most quote-unquote hottest guy in the school year, you're not all that.
00:57:55Really?
00:57:56Yeah.
00:57:58Yeah, I don't buy that.
00:58:10What the fuck?
00:58:12Let go of Kennedy or I'm sticking this bottle up your ass.
00:58:19Oh, great.
00:58:20There's my brother.
00:58:22Right when I don't need him.
00:58:23No, I'm being serious.
00:58:25I'm giving you three seconds to get the fuck away from her.
00:58:31Yeah, what are you going to do about it, tough guy?
00:58:33You mad that I took Captain from you?
00:58:35Or are you mad that I'm taking your girl?
00:58:37So first Shay, and now Gage, too?
00:58:40Why are all the hottest men obsessed with this nerd?
00:58:43Ew.
00:58:45All right, that's it.
00:59:08What the fuck?
00:59:14I hate both of you!
00:59:31Gats, wait!
00:59:34No!
00:59:36Do you know what they did to me?
00:59:37No, you don't, okay?
00:59:39Because you are too busy drinking!
00:59:41Oh, I wasn't trying to...
00:59:42No, you broke my glasses!
00:59:45I'm sorry.
00:59:46No, no, I hate you, okay?
00:59:48I'm so glad that no one knows that we're related!
00:59:57My brother's always been the poster child of our family.
01:00:00Smart, athletic, extremely handsome, and I was just there.
01:00:11Which I was okay with until being Gage Clark's sister ruined my life.
01:00:26Parker Stanton, my first love.
01:00:29My first love.
01:00:40You're actually spending Christmas Eve with your shithead boyfriend, and he's just using you.
01:00:46Jesus, Gage, is it so hard to believe that someone actually likes me for once?
01:00:51God.
01:01:01Hi, baby.
01:01:03I made you something for Christmas.
01:01:05It's a gift.
01:01:06It's a surprise.
01:01:07Guys, look, I know that you and Gage don't really get along, but...
01:01:17Who is this?
01:01:20Oh my god, babe, you were right.
01:01:22She actually really couldn't tell.
01:01:24I couldn't tell what?
01:01:26That I was just using you to stick it to your brother.
01:01:33I mean, taking his pathetic sister's innocence, gold.
01:01:38But I thought you liked me.
01:01:41Yeah, yeah, whatever.
01:01:42Just count yourself lucky that I was even dating you.
01:01:45It was only to mess with Gage, because you're a lousy fucking lady.
01:01:52You're my son.
01:01:56You piece of shit, I knew it!
01:02:01The moment Mina posted that video, I became the school clown.
01:02:05So when Gage begged me to go to the same school as him, I had one condition.
01:02:10No one will know we're siblings.
01:02:13Ever.
01:02:21Oh my god, Gage, I told you I'm...
01:02:25I'm not.
01:02:27Wrong guy, Clark.
01:02:29Shh.
01:02:30Oh!
01:02:32Shame.
01:02:33Why the fuck are you in my dorm room?
01:02:35Yeah, it was pretty hard to find.
01:02:37I had to ask like 30 people, and...
01:02:39Everyone thinks I'm obsessed with you now or something.
01:02:45Yeah, I am.
01:02:46And I'm starting to think so, too.
01:02:48Huh.
01:02:52Give me Gage.
01:02:54You want to talk?
01:02:59Well, why do you even care?
01:03:03Him and I never really saw eye to eye.
01:03:05You know, he was...
01:03:06He's been a dick to me, you know, ever since I took over the captain position.
01:03:10He's a terrible guy.
01:03:11Okay, I'd stay away from him.
01:03:13Oh, no.
01:03:14Not again.
01:03:15If he finds out that I'm Gage's sister, he's going to use me to get back at him.
01:03:19Right.
01:03:20Okay.
01:03:21You should go.
01:03:23What?
01:03:24No.
01:03:24You can go?
01:03:24No, you haven't even asked me why I came here.
01:03:26Okay, why did you come here?
01:03:29I came to apologize for tonight.
01:03:32And I, um...
01:03:34I fixed these for you.
01:03:37What?
01:03:43Hey, actually, like, they were snapped in half, though.
01:03:46How did...
01:03:46Yeah.
01:03:48I fixed my break.
01:03:50That's probably the nicest thing anyone's ever done for me.
01:03:53What if he's actually nice?
01:03:57And I'm not the dumb jock that you think I am.
01:04:03Yeah?
01:04:04Mm-hmm.
01:04:05Check out Project Slides.
01:04:08Check them.
01:04:11Alright, let's see.
01:04:17There's no way you did this.
01:04:20You're right.
01:04:23Check out Slide 6.
01:04:29Okay, I had to dig.
01:04:30There's some long-ass references to find this.
01:04:33Wow.
01:04:36Shea Coleman.
01:04:39You are such a nerd.
01:04:41I'm a nerd?
01:04:42Mm-hmm.
01:04:42Excuse me?
01:04:44I'm not a nerd.
01:04:45I'm a captain of the fucking football team.
01:04:46Oh, okay.
01:04:47That's what I am.
01:04:48Okay.
01:04:49Call me a nerd again.
01:04:50Okay.
01:04:50Stop.
01:04:51Yeah, call me a nerd again.
01:04:52Stop.
01:04:55Call me a nerd again.
01:04:56No.
01:04:59Stop.
01:05:00Call me a nerd again.
01:05:00Stop.
01:05:09Your boyfriend's gone.
01:05:10He is not my boyfriend.
01:05:18Yeah.
01:05:40Hello? What the hell? Someone's watching the door.
01:05:43Hello?
01:05:50You still hate me, Cluck? Of course I hate you. Yeah? Doesn't sound like it.
01:06:12We were supposed to meet for this project two hours ago and no one showed up. Just fucking upperclassmen.
01:06:26Oh my god. What?
01:06:29Hey! My favorite little freshman.
01:06:32Do not call me that, okay? I don't want to sound like one of your little preys.
01:06:38Okay. My precious babysit.
01:06:43Shut the fuck up. I told you. I don't want anyone to know that we're related.
01:06:47Ouch.
01:06:49Where are you at? Check it out. Everybody's here. Come on.
01:06:53I have no need to go to your stupid little football rager.
01:06:59What?
01:07:02Those are my project partners. They ditched our discussion to go to my brother's party.
01:07:11You know what? I'll be there in a minute.
01:07:15Hell yes!
01:07:16Ho ho ho ho! Let's...
01:07:28Oh ho ho!
01:07:31Sorry, only hot girls are allowed in. Unless you know someone.
01:07:36Fucking jock. Okay.
01:07:41Hey.
01:07:43That's this.
01:07:45Hey.
01:07:46Tell us.
01:07:49Hey!
01:07:51They were all crazy.
01:07:57Hey.
01:08:09Hey!
01:08:12Hey!
01:08:13Hey!
01:08:14who I am? Captain you know this nerd? Yeah she's with me. Can you get off me you asshole?
01:08:28Oh okay I had to get you the biggest party on campus. You're welcome. I don't care about the
01:08:33biggest party on campus all right? Do you not remember the plans that we had? Did you ask me
01:08:39out Kennedy Clark? But no no I did not ask you out okay? We were supposed to work on our
01:08:45poly
01:08:45science project tonight. Oh that's where I know you from. What the fuck is your problem?
01:08:56Wait why do you look familiar? Well I'm your poly project science partner.
01:09:04Oh my god it is you. Were you in the library this whole time? I can't believe you actually thought
01:09:12we would go. Pathetic. But you were the ones that planned it. On a Friday night? You bought that?
01:09:21Okay great so you weren't gonna show up. Great thanks for letting me know. Okay it was a harmless prank.
01:09:38No one's ever done that to me before. She's got some balls. There you go just a little harmless prank.
01:09:46There you go just a little harmless prank. All right um that's enough freshmen.
01:10:04I gotta save her. Oh my god my makeup. Where are my glasses?
01:10:13What the fuck? Say I'm gonna kill you.
01:10:18You okay? Now I have to do the project all of myself. Hey come on there's no way you're still
01:10:23thinking about school. Come on I got you.
01:10:27People. That's for being a dick.
01:10:48Fair. You know for being the most boy in person in the freshman class you're a lot of fun.
01:10:54Yeah and for you being the most quote-unquote hottest guy in the school year you're not all that.
01:11:01Really?
01:11:03Yeah. Yeah I don't buy that.
01:11:16What the fuck?
01:11:18What the fuck?
01:11:18Let go of Kennedy or I'm sticking this bottle up your ass.
01:11:25Oh great there's my brother right when I don't need him.
01:11:29No I'm being serious. I'm giving you three seconds to get the fuck away from her.
01:11:37Yeah what are you gonna do about a tough guy? You mad that I took captain from you?
01:11:41Or are you mad that I'm taking your girl?
01:11:43So first Shay and now Gage too?
01:11:46Why are all the hottest men obsessed with this nerd?
01:11:49Ew.
01:11:51All right that's it.
01:11:56What the fuck?
01:12:01Stop!
01:12:03Stop!
01:12:04No!
01:12:05Stop!
01:12:07No!
01:12:08Stop!
01:12:13Stop!
01:12:16Stop!
01:12:17Stop!
01:12:17My glasses!
01:12:18You broke my glasses!
01:12:19What the fuck?
01:12:21I hate both of you!
01:12:37Yes wait!
01:12:40No wait!
01:12:42Do you know what they did to me?
01:12:44No you don't okay?
01:12:45Because you are too busy drinking!
01:12:48No you broke my glasses!
01:12:51I'm sorry!
01:12:52No no I hate you!
01:12:53Okay?
01:12:54I'm so glad that no one knows that we're related!
01:13:03My brother's always been the poster child of our family.
01:13:06Smart, athletic, extremely handsome, and I was just there.
01:13:17Which I was okay with until being Gage Clark's sister ruined my life.
01:13:32Parker Stanton, my first love.
01:13:35My first everything.
01:13:43This is your first time huh?
01:13:46You're actually spending Christmas Eve with your shithead boyfriend and he's just using you.
01:13:51Jesus, Gage, is it so hard to believe that someone actually likes me for once?
01:13:57God.
01:14:07Hi baby.
01:14:08I made you something for Christmas.
01:14:11It's a gift.
01:14:13It's a surprise.
01:14:14Look, I know that that you and Gage don't really get along, but...
01:14:23Who is this?
01:14:26Oh my god, babe, you were right.
01:14:28She actually really couldn't tell.
01:14:30I couldn't tell what?
01:14:32That I was just using you to stick it to your brother.
01:14:40I mean, taking his pathetic sister's innocence, gold.
01:14:44But I thought you lynched me.
01:14:47Yeah, yeah, whatever.
01:14:49Just count yourself lucky that I was even dating you.
01:14:51It was only to mess with Gage, because you're a lousy fucking lay.
01:14:57You're a lousy piece of shit, I knew it!
01:15:08The moment Mina posted that video, I became the school clown.
01:15:11So when Gage begged me to go to the same school as him, I had one condition.
01:15:17No one will know we're siblings.
01:15:19Ever.
01:15:27Oh my god, Gage, I told you I'm...
01:15:31I'm not.
01:15:33Aren't Guy Clark?
01:15:36Whoa!
01:15:38Shay, why the fuck are you in my dorm room?
01:15:41Yeah, it was pretty hard to find.
01:15:43I had to ask like 30 people, and everyone thinks I'm obsessed with you now or something.
01:15:51Yeah, I am, and they're starting to think so too.
01:15:59You're engaged.
01:16:00Y'all tell her?
01:16:05Well, why, why do you even care?
01:16:09Him and I never really saw eye to eye.
01:16:11You know, he was, he's been a dick to me, you know, ever since I took over the captive position.
01:16:16He's a terrible guy.
01:16:17Yeah, I'd stay away from him.
01:16:19Oh no, not again.
01:16:21If he finds out that I'm Gage's sister, he's gonna use me to get back at him.
01:16:25Right, okay, uh, you should, you should go.
01:16:30What?
01:16:30No, okay, no, you haven't even asked me why I came here.
01:16:33Why did you, why did you come here?
01:16:35I came to apologize for tonight.
01:16:38And I, um, I fixed these for you.
01:16:43What?
01:16:49Hey, actually, like, they were snapped in half though.
01:16:52How did?
01:16:53Yeah, I fixed my break.
01:16:56That's probably the nicest thing anyone's ever done for me.
01:17:00What if he's actually nice?
01:17:04And I'm not the dumb jock that you think I am.
01:17:09Yeah?
01:17:11Check out project slides.
01:17:14Check them.
01:17:17All right, let's see.
01:17:23There's no way you did this.
01:17:26You're right.
01:17:29Check out slide six.
01:17:34Okay, I did some long ass references to find this.
01:17:39Wow.
01:17:42Shay Coleman.
01:17:45You were such a nerd.
01:17:47I'm a nerd?
01:17:48Excuse me?
01:17:50I'm not a nerd.
01:17:51I'm a captain of the fucking football team.
01:17:53Oh, okay, okay.
01:17:55Call me a nerd again.
01:17:56Okay, stop.
01:17:57Hey, call me a nerd again.
01:17:58Stop.
01:18:01Call me a nerd again.
01:18:03No.
01:18:05Stop.
01:18:06Hey, call me a nerd again.
01:18:07Stop.
01:18:14Your boyfriend's gone.
01:18:17He is not my boyfriend.
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