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This isn't just a compilation of boating fails. It's a practical guide to everything you shouldn't do on a boat! Start watching and see some of the most ridiculous mistakes captains and passengers have ever made!

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00:00Hello everyone!
00:11Everyone knew it was a bad idea, but some people only learned the hard way.
00:30You did it!
00:31You did it!
01:05No, no, no, no, no, no.
01:14That's why even motorboats should carry a pair of oars.
01:17This is...
01:20You two thought it.
01:29Really?
01:31What's up?
01:33You know what I'm saying here.
01:36What the f***?
01:43That's a bitch.
01:44Hold on.
01:47Oh no.
01:48He's gonna lose so many red.
01:56Ready?
02:01For the boys!
02:03Wings up, go Eagles!
02:05Oh my God!
02:21One of the most common rookie mistakes is forgetting the wheel chocks.
02:53What the hell did I fit?
02:54What the hell did I fit?
03:06Oh my God!
03:06It's got a black stick in the boat and just keeps clicking sideways.
03:09Well I hope there's nobody in the boat.
03:12Here it goes again.
03:18Oh my God!
03:19Oh my God!
03:19It's off!
03:21Oh my God!
03:29Oh my God!
03:30Oh my f***!
03:30It's so dangerous!
03:32It's gonna have to keep going until the petrol runs out.
03:35Now all that's left to do is wait for it to run out of gas.
03:38Look at the donuts and the f***!
03:42Oh my God!
03:43She's off now!
03:45It's one of those other boats.
03:47We need to be careful.
03:49Hello? The boat is coming out of the water?
03:50No?
04:05The captain of the other boat wasn't watching where he was going.
04:09So when he got way too close to the girl, the whole family held the breath.
04:13Luckily everything turned out fine.
04:15But that guy definitely didn't make a great impression.
04:18There's other people on the way!
04:20I'm running to you for three goddamn minutes!
04:40I can't please beat me.
05:08No!
05:10I can't please beat him.
05:15I can't please beat him agradecer
05:19Hey, paddle the boat away. Hey, paddle back. Oh my God!
05:57Easy does it. Easy, big boy. Yeah, you're leaning a little bit. Don't do it. Don't do it. Oh, you
06:09did it.
06:09Oh, perfect. You all right? Perfect.
06:18Green to green. Look at this one. One of my two favorite colors.
06:25Judging by the way he's transporting it, this isn't his boat.
06:32SpongeBob SquarePants.
06:35Oh, crap. I don't want to be there.
06:41Hi, dear.
06:42The 17th I ate about you!
06:44Give me your baby!
06:45No, no, no, no!
06:46No, no, no!
07:12No, no, no!
07:17I don't know.
07:19No, no, no, no!
07:32What the hell?
07:33Oh, my God!
08:01Yeah, that's a good video of that for me.
08:43Holy
08:46Runaway boat
08:46Oh my god
08:54You got that thing tied to a couple of dolphins I swear
08:59Dude, that was some qualified cat **** right there
09:05Holy ****
09:14That was a chance right there
09:27Eventually, the guy realized the boat had no intention of stopping on its own
09:30On the right foot
09:35****
09:39I'm going
09:45Out of there
09:50I love you
09:58I love you
10:00Yeah
10:016
10:017
10:027
10:038
10:047
10:068
10:079
10:0911
10:098
10:179
10:1810
10:40One of those rare moments when even the captain got scared.
10:55How can you tell someone's driving a boat for the first time?
10:58Sometimes it's obvious right away.
11:16Oh my god!
11:27Oh my god!
11:31Oh my god!
11:33Oh my god!
11:36Oh my god!
11:37Oh my god!
11:38Oh my god!
11:39Oh my god!
11:40Oh my god!
11:46Oh my god!
11:53He's on fire!
11:57Oh!
12:00Oh there's no way!
12:23Well I guess that's where the boat will be parked from now on.
12:26I got it!
12:32Oh he makes it!
12:34No!
12:36Oh no!
12:39Oh no!
12:46Anyone can buy a boat, but judging by what's coming next, some people should stick to
12:51the swimming pool.
13:18The engine died at the worst possible moment.
13:21Oh no!
13:26It's all good!
13:28It's all good!
13:30It's all good!
13:51It's good!
13:51Oh my god!
13:54Oh my god!
13:59Oh my god!
14:06The cable got tangled in the throttle and accidentally created a perpetual motion machine.
14:48Another boat passed on the left and generously helped them enjoy the waves.
15:19Strong winds, rough waves, and an irresponsible captain.
15:23That's the worst combo you can get.
15:32It's so strong.
15:35Oh, oh, oh, oh.
15:36Oh, what do you want to happen?
15:39Second.
15:46Oh, my God.
15:49Oh, my God.
15:50Oh, my God.
15:57Oh, my God.
15:58Oh, my God.
16:00Oh, my God.
16:00Oh, my God.
16:19Oh, my God.
16:28Right, we need to get out of here.
16:30We need to get out of here!
16:40Besides life jackets, they should probably be wearing helmets too.
17:14We need to get out of here!
17:47These guys decided to go full throttle, but responsibly.
17:56Holy ****!
17:56One guy pushed that way, no one pushed that way.
18:09Let things run all the way in.
18:12Alright, you're good.
18:15Give me a win.
18:16Give me some...
18:17No, get off the back.
18:18Alright, get off the ****!
18:19No, hold on.
18:20****!
18:25****!
18:26****!
18:26Holy ****!
18:28This is the first time...
18:29Take the one, take the one, take the one!
18:30Take the one!
18:31Yeah, the center's gonna go.
18:34It ain't gonna go any lower than this now.
18:36I know, but the motor is ****.
18:39Alright, there you go.
18:40There you go.
18:41You're good.
18:41You're good.
18:41You're good.
18:41You're good.
18:48You're good.
19:07You're good.
19:10You're good.
19:11I see theictorian.
19:13You're good!
19:14Garren hat.
19:16Did you watch us if we let people shoot?
19:17Hey!
19:17Hey!
19:17Look!
19:17Check!
19:17Rate before!
19:18Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!
19:20What's up, boy?
19:21Yeah, that's a good view. That would be...
19:27Fight! Fight! Fight!
19:29Fight! Fight! Fight!
19:48Fight!
19:50Fight!
19:58Fight!
20:06Fight!
20:09Fight!
20:101, 2, 3, 2, 1
20:23What are you doing?
20:30What are you doing?
20:32What are you doing?
20:40What are you doing?
20:44What are you doing?
20:48What are you doing?
21:12What are you doing?
21:22What are you doing?
21:23What are you doing?
21:24Yes, I did.
21:25What the f**k?
21:30My f**k!
21:33I recorded the exact moment!
21:35Pick it!
21:49I don't know!
21:52French!
21:53French!
21:53It's French!
21:56So, whatever your printing needs, large or small...
21:59Yeet!
22:03Oh my god!
22:07What?
22:09What?
22:10What?
22:10As you can see, we got the stern, gunnels, well above waterline.
22:14We're currently pumping the water out of this thing.
22:16Once we get all the water pumped down, and as we pump the water out, the vessel is going to
22:20come up.
22:22See if we can find the leak, get it stopped.
22:43We're just going to come down.
22:44Haha!
22:46We're almost losing our water out!
22:47Hahaha!
22:50What the f**k!
22:51I want to get.
22:54I want to get.
22:56Oh my f**k!
22:59That's my fault!
23:02We're not losing our water!
23:17This is what guys spend their weekends doing.
24:02This is what we're going to do.
25:44I have a feeling one of these isn't actually a watercraft.
27:50A round of applause for the girl who saved the phones.
27:53Looks like this wasn't her first rodeo.
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