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Bro Code Be Damned HD RS
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00:00:00The End
00:00:06Open your legs up for me.
00:00:08Why?
00:00:09Like that?
00:00:11Like that?
00:00:18Oh, yeah, right there.
00:00:22Are you sure you're ready for me to take your virginity?
00:00:24This is the only thing I've ever wanted in my whole life.
00:00:27I only want you.
00:00:31Your mother's gonna kill me.
00:00:33But I don't care.
00:00:36You're all I've ever wanted to.
00:00:48That's how Brett Harrison, the star quarterback,
00:00:51my brother's best friend, claimed my soul, my body,
00:00:54and my virginity on my 18th birthday.
00:00:56In my fantasy, anyway.
00:00:59Brett has been the leading man of my smut fanfic for a year.
00:01:02In reality, he's completely out of my league.
00:01:05It's pure tragic.
00:01:06Not only is he the star quarterback, but he's also my brother's best friend.
00:01:10So to him, I'm just a little sister.
00:01:14Oh shit!
00:01:16Fucking dumbass!
00:01:18Stupid!
00:01:19Stupid!
00:01:19Stupid!
00:01:22Pay attention to what you're doing.
00:01:24Could've been really bad.
00:01:27What?
00:01:27Oh fuck.
00:01:28Oh my god.
00:01:30What?
00:01:31No.
00:01:32No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:01:34Oh my god.
00:01:35Tell me I didn't just send Brett Harrison a 4,000 word pure smut starring him!
00:01:44All right, welcome to the kingdom alley.
00:01:47You can crash here when I'm off at the league this year.
00:01:50This is awesome.
00:01:51I mean finally, no rules, no parents.
00:01:54And best of all, there's no you.
00:01:58But you are welcome to my housewarming party tonight.
00:02:00But bring something.
00:02:01Not so fast.
00:02:03You're not staying here alone.
00:02:04I got you a roommate.
00:02:06And he's gonna keep an eye on you.
00:02:07What?
00:02:08A roommate?
00:02:09No, I'm an adult.
00:02:10I don't need a babysitter, Vaughn.
00:02:12No, no, you're a big baby.
00:02:14And you know it.
00:02:15Okay.
00:02:16Fine.
00:02:17Who isn't?
00:02:36Hey, roomie.
00:02:38It's been a while.
00:02:39You've, uh, definitely grown up.
00:02:43Oh, you've gotta be kidding me.
00:02:45I'm living with Brett Harrison.
00:02:47The same Brett Harrison I accidentally emailed a 10-page smut about us.
00:02:52Uh, Ellie, my eyes are up here.
00:02:55What?
00:02:56I'm sorry.
00:02:57Look, Ellie, quit drooling.
00:02:58Come on, that's gross.
00:02:59I wasn't, I wouldn't call it drooling.
00:03:01I would say it's zoning out.
00:03:03Dude, you gotta start wearing a shirt.
00:03:05And put some actual pants on.
00:03:06You can't go commando in front of my little sister.
00:03:08Yeah.
00:03:08Just get out of the chair.
00:03:09I don't care, man.
00:03:10Alright?
00:03:11You're on watch duty now.
00:03:12You gotta keep the horny jocks away from her.
00:03:14Okay?
00:03:15And remember, most important part, bro code.
00:03:17We don't mess with each other's sisters.
00:03:19Ron.
00:03:20I don't wanna sleep with you, Ron.
00:03:21Catch you later, okay?
00:03:22Fuck yeah.
00:03:22Catch you after practice, okay?
00:03:23Alright, everybody.
00:03:27You know, I don't think that I'm the one having a hard time keeping it in my pants.
00:03:36Hey.
00:03:37Hey.
00:03:37Reminds me.
00:03:38Have you gotten any weird emails from me?
00:03:42I don't know.
00:03:44Why don't you define weird?
00:03:46It's like a virus, maybe, or scam, bug, like anything like that.
00:03:54Sometimes they have files that will give you a virus if you open it.
00:03:58So you just don't wanna open it.
00:03:59And if you see anything from me, you should just delete it right away and don't ever look at it.
00:04:04Yeah, right.
00:04:05A virus just happened to write ten pages of smut about us having sex.
00:04:09That's a boner, huh?
00:04:11Yeah.
00:04:11Yeah.
00:04:12No, I've been, uh, you know, at a training camp the last, like, two weeks, so I had a signal.
00:04:18So he hasn't seen it.
00:04:19I'm safe.
00:04:21Why?
00:04:21What's on the email?
00:04:24Why?
00:04:24What's on the email?
00:04:25Anything, uh, scandalous or inappropriate?
00:04:28Anything I should, uh, know about?
00:04:29Nothing.
00:04:30Nothing.
00:04:31Because you know, like I am, I'm gonna be looking after you now.
00:04:33I made a promise to Ron, so, uh, if there's anything I need to know about, you should, uh, tell
00:04:38me.
00:04:39Nope.
00:04:40Nothing.
00:04:40Nothing scandalous.
00:04:41I'm gonna go.
00:04:42Actually, I have to go.
00:04:43Good to see you.
00:04:48Okay.
00:04:49Deep breath.
00:04:50This is my year.
00:04:52New city.
00:04:53New school.
00:04:54I'm gonna make this squad, and I'm not going to think about Brett's stupid, perfect
00:04:59abs.
00:05:16What is a size 8 doing in my locker room?
00:05:19Uh, more like a 12.
00:05:24Hi, um, I'm Allison.
00:05:26I would really love to be on your cheerleading team.
00:05:30Sweetie.
00:05:30Cheerleaders need to be liftable, and more delicate.
00:05:34You know what I mean?
00:05:36Uh, but I was captain of my high school team, and I went really fast.
00:05:41Okay.
00:05:42You want a shot?
00:05:44But you have to prove you have guts first.
00:05:46Okay.
00:05:47Yeah, I'll do anything.
00:05:48Go talk to the football captain.
00:05:50If he's okay with someone your size on his sidelines, then I'm fine with it.
00:05:56Sure.
00:05:57Yeah.
00:05:57Um, where is he?
00:05:59He's in a team meeting.
00:06:01Down the hallway, third door on the left.
00:06:03And just barge in.
00:06:05Be aggressive.
00:06:06He loves them.
00:06:13Oh, I can't with these delusional virgins.
00:06:17She seriously thinks she can just talk to the king of the campus?
00:06:21Brett's going to eat her life.
00:06:28Third door.
00:06:29Meeting room.
00:06:30Show him aggression.
00:06:31I got this.
00:06:40Oh, my God.
00:06:43Oh, my God.
00:06:45You, uh, lost, baby girl?
00:06:46Cause, uh, you just come here for a show.
00:06:48Hmm.
00:06:49We lost, and we still gotta stop.
00:06:54Hope you brought your meat pies, virgin.
00:06:57No!
00:06:58No!
00:06:59Don't be shy, baby.
00:07:01Turn around.
00:07:03Whoa!
00:07:08Look, I'm here in official business, okay?
00:07:10I just, I need to see the captain.
00:07:12Actually, uh, I have a captain right here.
00:07:14Are you needing a salute?
00:07:17Um...
00:07:18Back off.
00:07:36You looking for me?
00:07:39You looking for me?
00:07:41What do you think you're doing in the boys locker room?
00:07:43Brett?
00:07:44He's the football captain?
00:07:46Of course he is.
00:07:48Who else could it be?
00:07:50Look, I need to ask you something.
00:07:52You know, you have a habit of walking in at me when I'm half naked.
00:07:55Brett, this is serious, okay?
00:07:57The girls on the cheerleading team said that I need to ask your permission to be put on the squad.
00:08:01Elson, I think these girls are messing with you.
00:08:03I'm the captain of the team, but that doesn't mean I decide the roster the coast is in.
00:08:07Oh, my God.
00:08:09It's all right.
00:08:10Uh, I, I have to go.
00:08:12Cool it down, sweetheart.
00:08:14You look thirsty.
00:08:21Hey, well, great.
00:08:23Well, you guys are going to be running lapsing, you fucking puke.
00:08:26Put it down!
00:08:30What's that?
00:08:32All right, let's get you out of here.
00:08:33I don't want to just see you like this.
00:08:34It's okay, I can just go out.
00:08:47I finally did it.
00:08:48The thing I fantasized about since I was 12 years old.
00:08:52I kissed my brother's best friend.
00:08:54And holy hell, it felt good.
00:08:58The captain just got sacked by the team version!
00:09:03Touchdown!
00:09:05I slipped.
00:09:12You guys are benched.
00:09:14It's just a joke.
00:09:16Seriously.
00:09:18The captain just got sacked by the team version!
00:09:22Don't look, it's the kisser.
00:09:23In the men's shower, Elson?
00:09:25Unhinged.
00:09:26Does he kiss as good as he looks?
00:09:29Kill me now.
00:09:36What are you doing here?
00:09:38I'm here to pick you up.
00:09:40Obviously.
00:09:42Didn't your practice end like four hours ago?
00:09:45Yes, it did.
00:09:46You've just been waiting.
00:09:48Yeah.
00:09:48And whose fault is that?
00:09:50I messaged you.
00:09:52Oh, crap.
00:09:53I blocked him the second I hit send on that smut.
00:09:56I was dying of embarrassment.
00:09:58I must have missed your message.
00:10:00Sorry.
00:10:02Missed my message, sure.
00:10:04No, I don't think so.
00:10:06I think.
00:10:06I've been blocked for a month.
00:10:08Why?
00:10:09Okay, come on.
00:10:10What?
00:10:11Just give it back.
00:10:12Whatever you...
00:10:13Hold on.
00:10:14You're texting Chad?
00:10:16I've been blocked for a month, but you're texting Chad at midnight.
00:10:20You know, Chad is a walking STD.
00:10:22He sleeps with everything that moves.
00:10:23Are you into that?
00:10:24We're doing a school project together.
00:10:26Ah, a school project.
00:10:27Yes.
00:10:27You know, Chad is definitely known for his academic passions.
00:10:30Well, it's the truth.
00:10:31So, can you just give me my phone back, please?
00:10:33Hold on.
00:10:34Let me do something really quick.
00:10:35What are you doing?
00:10:36There you go.
00:10:38Chad is deleted.
00:10:39What?
00:10:39What?
00:10:40Stop!
00:10:41They're already done.
00:10:41That's not cool.
00:10:42You can't do that.
00:10:44That's not fair.
00:10:45Yes, it is.
00:10:46Because, listen.
00:10:47You're my business now.
00:10:49So, right now, I want you to open your phone.
00:10:52I said take your phone out.
00:10:56Cool, but do what?
00:10:58I want you to, uh, pin my contact to the top.
00:11:09Keep it cool, Alison.
00:11:11Act like you've been in a car before.
00:11:14This is literally my fanfic.
00:11:17The car, the moonlit night, and the brooding quarterback.
00:11:21I'm gonna spontaneously combust.
00:11:24Are you sure you want me to take your attention?
00:11:29This is all I've ever wanted.
00:11:32My only.
00:11:33My only have ever wanted you.
00:11:39Yes.
00:11:40Right.
00:11:41Harder.
00:11:43Faster.
00:11:44I'm coming.
00:11:46Are you alright?
00:11:47Yes.
00:11:47Any a little bit of air.
00:11:49It's really hot in here.
00:11:50I shouldn't mess with her like this.
00:11:53Ron is gonna kill me, but she's too cute.
00:11:57No, I just, I...
00:12:06Oh my god.
00:12:08Even my stories didn't go that far.
00:12:10I mean, if we actually have sex in real life, would I even survive that?
00:12:13You have double XL condoms, are you serious?
00:12:16I'll tell you this.
00:12:18It's for grownups.
00:12:19Do you actually use those?
00:12:20Yeah.
00:12:21They use your prints.
00:12:23There's no way.
00:12:24That's like a sleeping bag.
00:12:27What did you like to know?
00:12:32Yeah, well, you're the one leaving your stash out in the open, so...
00:12:36Yeah, you're the one who tackled me in the boys' locker room.
00:12:38You kissed me back.
00:12:40You basically attacked me.
00:12:41I was just trying not to crack my head against the floor.
00:12:49Pathetic.
00:12:50I'm actually pathetic.
00:12:52I thought he kissed me back.
00:12:53I'm such an idiot.
00:12:56Forget I said anything.
00:12:57You know what, why don't we talk about something that matters?
00:12:59Now that you're my responsibility, we're gonna sit in some new ground rules.
00:13:03Excuse me?
00:13:04There's gonna be a 9pm curfew.
00:13:07No parties, no frat boys.
00:13:09And you're gonna share your live location with me all the time.
00:13:11Are you insane?
00:13:13Who do you think you are?
00:13:14My father?
00:13:20I'm your roommate, and I'm also your brother's best friend.
00:13:25So he does just see me as a liability.
00:13:29Yeah, we're roommates.
00:13:31And that means we're equals.
00:13:33Mm-hmm.
00:13:33And that means you don't get to tell me what to do.
00:13:36So you're forgetting the point where I said that I am your brother's best friend.
00:13:40And Ron has already given me permission to boss you around and do whatever I want you to do to
00:13:45make sure that you're safe.
00:13:46Why don't you consider me?
00:13:48Why don't you consider me your brother Pro Max?
00:13:50Nope.
00:13:52Definitely not thinking of him as a brother extra large.
00:13:55No.
00:13:56Pro Max.
00:13:56Yes.
00:13:57Not when he looks like that.
00:14:00You have problem with him.
00:14:02Yeah.
00:14:03This whole thing is ridiculous.
00:14:07First, you delete my friend's number from my phone.
00:14:10Now you're trying to talk to me about curfews and what parties I can go to.
00:14:13You don't get to tell me about them.
00:14:15I'm not your prisoner.
00:14:17I don't control what I do.
00:14:19Yes, I do.
00:14:32Freshman initiation party tonight at Club Vibe.
00:14:36Fetish slash lingerie dress code.
00:14:40Mandatory for all wannabe cheerleaders.
00:14:43Lingerie?
00:14:44Seriously?
00:14:46But if I don't go, it'll be social suicide and I'll never make the squat.
00:14:50I'm not letting Rita win.
00:14:53I'm your roommate.
00:14:54And I'm also your brother's best friend.
00:14:56Since that's all he wants to be, a roommate, my brother's best friend, screw him.
00:15:01I don't take orders from those.
00:15:05Are you ready to subscribe?
00:15:07Come on.
00:15:08Get up, get up, let's go.
00:15:11Get your body on the dance floor.
00:15:13Boy, you know I got...
00:15:23Oh my god.
00:15:25Did you actually show up in lingerie?
00:15:31Look everyone, the strippers arrived.
00:15:35Let's all give Little Miss Hooker a round of applause for being tonight's entertainment.
00:15:41Thanks.
00:15:42At least I don't look so ordinary.
00:15:45You spend so much of your life trying to embarrass me, I'm starting to think you have a crush, Rita.
00:15:52Now, are we gonna have some fun?
00:15:54Or is everyone just gonna stand around taking pictures of me all night?
00:15:59Turn the music up, let's play a game.
00:16:15I dare you to call a guy and get him to come here and make out with you right now.
00:16:26Shit.
00:16:27I don't have any guy friends here.
00:16:29Chad is deleted and I can't call Brett.
00:16:32What's the matter?
00:16:34No guys want you?
00:16:36Tick tock, sweetie.
00:16:38She's stalling.
00:16:39She doesn't have anyone to call.
00:16:41You can't get a guy?
00:16:43You dress like a hooker, you flash your tits and not a single man wants to claim you?
00:16:46Just give me a second.
00:16:58Yeah, Allison.
00:16:59Yeah, I...
00:17:06That is punishment for wasting your time.
00:17:09Once you're so thirsty, lick it up.
00:17:17Lick it up.
00:17:26Brett?
00:17:28What's up?
00:17:29Where are you?
00:17:31I'm at Club Vibe.
00:17:32I, um...
00:17:34I lost a dare.
00:17:35Yeah?
00:17:37What kind of dare?
00:17:39I need a man to claim me in front of everyone.
00:17:43Allison, are you asking me to go to a club after I told you that I didn't think it was
00:17:47a good idea for you to go out of time?
00:17:49Come on, Brett.
00:17:50Please, this is serious.
00:17:51Can you just come get me?
00:17:52No, Allison, you know what?
00:17:54You wanted to break the rules, you enjoy your night.
00:17:57Brett, please!
00:18:01How dare you even think of Brett?
00:18:04He'd rather die than be seen with a slut like you.
00:18:06You literally stalked him into the men's showers.
00:18:10I'm surprised he hasn't signed a restraining order yet.
00:18:18Where do you think you're going?
00:18:19Grab her.
00:18:20Nope!
00:18:21Get off of me!
00:18:22You lost the dare.
00:18:24You pay the price.
00:18:27You need to loosen up.
00:18:29You couldn't get Brett to touch you, that's fine.
00:18:31We'll help you lower your standards.
00:18:35No!
00:18:36No!
00:18:48What was that?
00:18:49Oh, Jason here has volunteered to help you finish your dare.
00:18:57Freeze!
00:18:58Come on, sweetheart!
00:19:00A dare is a dare!
00:19:01Stop fighting me!
00:19:04I'm doing you a favor.
00:19:06Taking that V-card out your ass.
00:19:15Please!
00:19:16Please stop!
00:19:17You're getting this?
00:19:19That's what gets used.
00:19:22Hey, asshole!
00:19:35Don't you ever put your hands on my girl again.
00:19:37Don't you ever put your hands on my girl again.
00:19:48Brett, this is a total overreaction.
00:19:51Jason and Allie were just having fun together.
00:19:53I mean, look at how she's dressed.
00:19:55She's practically begging for it.
00:20:07You know, I better not see any videos of this online.
00:20:09Or else you are fucking dumb.
00:20:12And that goes for everybody.
00:20:14I don't want to see one picture and one video.
00:20:16Does everybody understand that?
00:20:20Great.
00:20:20We're gonna delete them right now.
00:20:24Yeah.
00:20:27You okay?
00:20:29Come on.
00:20:30Let's go.
00:20:38Hey!
00:20:38Hey!
00:20:39What do you think you're doing?
00:20:41Huh?
00:20:42Sneaking out?
00:20:43Going to a place like this?
00:20:45What would've happened if I hadn't shown up, huh?
00:20:48What did you mean back there?
00:20:53Back where?
00:20:55When you told everyone that I'm your girl.
00:21:00The literal meaning.
00:21:02I completely lost it when that piece of shit was touching you.
00:21:06I told Ron that I was gonna protect you.
00:21:08And that's exactly what I'm doing?
00:21:11Yeah.
00:21:13I know.
00:21:14Cause I'm just Ron's little sister, huh?
00:21:16Hey.
00:21:16Always causing trouble.
00:21:17Please, just put this out.
00:21:20Happy?
00:21:20Yeah.
00:21:26Well, you know what?
00:21:26I don't think it's a good idea for you to be going anywhere dressed like this.
00:21:29Like I'm desperate?
00:21:30No, that's not true.
00:21:31I know.
00:21:31Okay, I'm a total joke.
00:21:33Bullshit.
00:21:33You're trying to impress people that don't matter, okay?
00:21:36These people are not your friends and you're lowering your standards.
00:21:38I know.
00:21:39I know.
00:21:39Obviously, I know Rita's not my friend.
00:21:41And I know that I'm a pathetic loser.
00:21:43And I know that I'm not good enough for you.
00:21:46That's not true.
00:21:48Fuck Rita.
00:21:49Fuck everybody.
00:21:52Allison, you're perfect just the way that you are.
00:21:54I don't wanna be me, okay?
00:21:55I want to be liked.
00:21:57I want to be wanted.
00:21:58And I want someone who will answer when I call them.
00:22:01I'll always answer when you come.
00:22:03I'll always be there.
00:22:04So what does that mean?
00:22:06What does that mean for us?
00:22:08What am I to you, Brent?
00:22:11I'm losing my mind.
00:22:13I know the rules, but look at her.
00:22:16All I can think, just this once.
00:22:20What?
00:22:24Say it!
00:22:25Just say it!
00:22:25I'm really trying not to get you hurt in all this.
00:22:28Because I'm just Ron's little sister?
00:22:30No.
00:22:31It's the only reason you look at me, huh?
00:22:33That is not true.
00:22:34Then tell me that you don't feel anything when you look at me.
00:22:37Tell me there's nothing happening right now!
00:22:39I can't.
00:22:42And you can't actually do anything about it either.
00:22:45So you know what?
00:22:46Just forget it.
00:22:48Forget I said anything.
00:22:51I'm done begging you.
00:22:52I'm done begging you.
00:22:53No, Allison.
00:22:53Allison, stop it.
00:23:01Listen, there is a line that I am trying to not cross.
00:23:06Why?
00:23:07Because if I do, I won't be able to stop.
00:23:12It says that you have to stop.
00:23:16Please don't stop.
00:23:18Please don't stop.
00:23:29Please.
00:23:38What are you doing, Brent?
00:23:41We're outing everything.
00:23:53Yo, what's up, loser?
00:23:59Ally?
00:24:00Are...
00:24:00Are you with Brent right now?
00:24:04Swear to God, guys.
00:24:05What are you doing right now?
00:24:06Talk to me.
00:24:07If he's time to run.
00:24:11what is he doing is he seriously going to kiss me in front of ron
00:24:20yeah your eyes are super red hey ron what's up man
00:24:23allie called me dumbass and i had sign up to see your face two inches away from hers
00:24:28so you guys better have a good ass explanation right now or i'm gonna come over there and beat
00:24:32your ass it's it was an accident okay we just i butt dialed you we went to the freshman party
00:24:40and
00:24:40and i was leaving and something got in my eye and so brett was helping me and i was holding
00:24:46the
00:24:46flashlight okay chill really yeah look
00:24:53it's really dry okay my eye is like dying
00:24:58all right brett if that's true you guys got a ticket or two i don't know like an urgent care
00:25:02right now or something i need you to take care of that i was uh i was going to right
00:25:06after
00:25:07i got it peace bye
00:25:13oh my god that was really really close
00:25:16hey what's that
00:25:18what's going on we should you forgot something no ellie it's late come on you almost kissed me
00:25:23hey allison stop
00:25:30quit acting so childish
00:25:35you know the only thing that i need to quit
00:25:40is you
00:25:47all right ladies physical assessments today
00:25:51allison you're first
00:26:25Damn, Allison. I see you.
00:26:29Yeah, looking flexible, Allison.
00:26:31You can wrap those legs around my shoulders any day, baby.
00:26:34Shut up.
00:26:42Hey, uh...
00:26:44Hey, watch it. What's your problem?
00:26:48Huh?
00:26:57Partner up! Stretching drills!
00:27:03Solo Allison? Let me help.
00:27:06I'm real hands-on.
00:27:08I'm okay.
00:27:10Come on. It'll be fun.
00:27:12I promise.
00:27:14Look, Chad, you're really...
00:27:17Oh, excuse me.
00:27:20I'm not with anyone.
00:27:23Um, I don't need rescuing, so...
00:27:25That's right.
00:27:27Just need to keep her, Brett.
00:27:29Excuse me.
00:27:34Walk away, Chad.
00:27:36Right now.
00:27:39Whatever, man.
00:27:40You're lost.
00:27:45What are you doing?
00:27:47What?
00:27:48Are you jealous or something?
00:27:50No, I'm not jealous.
00:27:51What was that?
00:27:52I promised Ron that I would take care of you.
00:27:54Keeping the vultures away.
00:27:55Just doing my job.
00:27:58First exercise, partner sit-ups.
00:28:03All right, come on.
00:28:05You first.
00:28:11Let's go!
00:28:12We don't have all day!
00:28:14You ready, Ricky?
00:28:15I'm trying to detox Brett.
00:28:17But how am I supposed to do that if he's everywhere?
00:28:20Let's go!
00:28:21We don't have all day!
00:28:23You want to play?
00:28:25Fine.
00:28:26Let's play.
00:28:57What do you think you're doing, huh?
00:28:59You're not doing anything.
00:29:01Stop it.
00:29:03Stop where?
00:29:06Switch positions!
00:29:09Your turn.
00:29:12Shh.
00:29:13Shh.
00:29:21Whenever you're ready.
00:29:23She's trying to kill me.
00:29:25And it's working.
00:29:31She's your best friend's sister.
00:29:34It's the forbidden fruit.
00:29:37Ron is going to murder me.
00:29:44What the hell am I doing?
00:29:50What the hell am I doing?
00:29:52What the hell am I doing?
00:29:52You okay, Brett?
00:29:54I'm okay.
00:29:55And done!
00:29:56Allison, you killed it today.
00:29:59You're going to be our lead flyer in the next game.
00:30:02Really?
00:30:04Wow, thank you.
00:30:08Congratulations.
00:30:09Uh, quit flirting, you two.
00:30:16You know what I need?
00:30:33Oh my god.
00:30:35Oh my god.
00:30:36Shit, it's hot.
00:30:37Hot.
00:30:38You okay?
00:30:39Oh my god.
00:30:42Oh my god.
00:30:46Can you please get me a paper towel?
00:30:47Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure. Here.
00:30:49Jesus, I'm so sorry.
00:30:52It's fine.
00:30:53Okay, brain bleach. I need brain bleach, but...
00:30:57Damn it, how do I unseize it?
00:30:59How do I stop my heart from kicking its way out of my chest?
00:31:03Okay, it's fine. Just...
00:31:04It's okay. Just forget it, okay?
00:31:06I'm doing laundry.
00:31:07I'm sorry I spilled milk on you.
00:31:09I, um, didn't...
00:31:10You know, you're not really wearing any clothes.
00:31:13And it...
00:31:14And neither are you.
00:31:15You're just as dressed as I am.
00:31:17You're wearing shorts and nothing else.
00:31:19And you're not looking where you're going.
00:31:20Yeah, okay. I said I was sorry, all right?
00:31:22Listen, I just...
00:31:25Why aren't you still here?
00:31:27Why aren't you still here?
00:31:28Why wouldn't I be here? This is my morning routine.
00:31:31I don't know. It's 8.30.
00:31:33Isn't the whole cheer squad supposed to be meeting today at 7 o'clock for, like, a hair and makeup
00:31:36thing?
00:31:37What? Nobody told me that.
00:31:38Oh, my God. She's gonna kill me.
00:31:42This is how I'm gonna get kicked off the team.
00:31:44She's gonna...
00:31:44She's gonna kill me because I'm late for our first performance.
00:31:47Hey, hey, hey, hey. It's okay.
00:31:48Well, I'll...
00:31:49Okay.
00:32:03Get all your stuff?
00:32:05Yeah.
00:32:07Um...
00:32:07I have to go.
00:32:08Okay.
00:32:09Thanks.
00:32:09Bye.
00:32:18Did you just see that?
00:32:19That rookie just rolled up with Brett Harrison.
00:32:23And she was in the shotgun.
00:32:25Never lets any girl sit there.
00:32:27Enjoy it while it lasts.
00:32:29Nobody takes Brett from me.
00:32:38Hey, uh, sorry, I'm late.
00:32:40I didn't know the call time was 7 a.m.
00:32:43Don't make excuses, Scott.
00:32:45Late is late.
00:32:46You're just too lazy.
00:32:55Hey.
00:32:57What's your problem?
00:32:58My problem is you dragging the whole team down.
00:33:01It's the first game and you can't even be on time.
00:33:04Like I said, nobody...
00:33:08No.
00:33:08Hey.
00:33:09Stop!
00:33:10Are you crazy?
00:33:12Consider this a lesson to understand punctuality.
00:33:16Stop!
00:33:18You want to fight?
00:33:20I'll give you a reason.
00:33:26Hey, hey, what are you doing?
00:33:28What do you think you're doing, huh?
00:33:29Get your fucking hands off.
00:33:30This is the girls' locker room.
00:33:32Cool.
00:33:32Get out.
00:33:35Get out of here.
00:33:35All of you, get out of here right now.
00:33:37Did you hear me?
00:33:37Get out.
00:33:38Get out.
00:33:38Get out.
00:33:38Get out.
00:33:39Get out.
00:33:41Get out.
00:33:41Get out.
00:33:43You okay?
00:33:44It's fine.
00:33:47I just can't go out there like this, so I'm just going to have to tell Coach that I'm sick
00:33:51or something.
00:33:52It's going to be okay.
00:33:52We have enough time.
00:33:54Trust me.
00:33:57Hi.
00:33:58Hello.
00:33:59Listen, I need you to go to the school and I need you to meet me in the women's locker
00:34:01room
00:34:02right now.
00:34:07All right.
00:34:07Hey, listen.
00:34:09Use my jersey.
00:34:10Make it look better than the original.
00:34:11I don't know.
00:34:36Oh, shit.
00:34:37Is that even Allison?
00:34:39Allison?
00:34:40Allison?
00:34:41Allison?
00:34:49She looks stony.
00:34:53Look at you.
00:34:54You look fantastic.
00:34:56You know, I think you look better in that jersey than I ever did.
00:34:59It's because you've never had to wear eyeliner.
00:35:01You know, that's true.
00:35:02That's true.
00:35:03I am.
00:35:03Hey, are you sure it's okay that we cut up your jersey right before the game?
00:35:07Yeah.
00:35:07You're the only thing here that managed me.
00:35:11Really?
00:35:13To you as your best friend's sister?
00:35:16Of course.
00:35:17As more than just a friend's sister.
00:35:22All right.
00:35:23Time's ticking.
00:35:24Let's move.
00:35:26Allison.
00:35:27I don't know whatever this look is.
00:35:31But it works.
00:35:33You take center.
00:35:35Let's go.
00:35:39Okay.
00:35:41Hey, uh.
00:35:48Look at the leg.
00:35:51Hold on to him.
00:35:57Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome our State University cheerleading squad.
00:36:04I'm okay.
00:36:06One, two, three, go.
00:36:16Uh-huh, uh-huh, oh, yeah.
00:36:25Oh, yeah.
00:36:35What is that girl?
00:36:37She's on fire.
00:36:38That's Allison Scott.
00:36:40I didn't know she had moves.
00:36:45Allison is seriously so hot.
00:36:48I mean, damn.
00:36:49I'm definitely making my move after the game tonight.
00:36:52Body in that uniform.
00:36:54Woo!
00:36:55You're getting lucky tonight.
00:36:58Stay with me.
00:36:59I don't have to.
00:37:00See, girls like that, they always come running to guys like me.
00:37:03I'm telling you right now.
00:37:05You don't fuck off.
00:37:06The only thing that's going to be chasing me is my fist.
00:37:18He's on the 30-yard line.
00:37:20The 20.
00:37:21The 10.
00:37:25Touchdown!
00:37:26Matt Harrison does it again.
00:37:28State wins.
00:37:29Yeah!
00:37:30Oh!
00:37:30It's a good shot.
00:37:31It's right here.
00:37:33Woo!
00:37:34Woo!
00:37:36Woo!
00:37:37Woo!
00:37:37Woo!
00:37:38Woo!
00:37:38Woo!
00:37:39Woo!
00:37:41Woo!
00:37:41Woo!
00:37:42Woo!
00:37:44Hey.
00:37:45Oh.
00:37:46Congrats on the win, Captain.
00:37:48That was really good.
00:37:50You know, it's really just another Tuesday for me.
00:37:53OK, shut up.
00:37:54Whoa!
00:37:57You're kidding.
00:37:58Kiss!
00:37:59Kiss!
00:38:00Kiss!
00:38:00Kiss!
00:38:01Kiss!
00:38:02Kiss!
00:38:02Kiss!
00:38:03Kiss!
00:38:03Kiss!
00:38:03Kiss!
00:38:04Kiss!
00:38:06Kiss!
00:38:06Kiss!
00:38:07Kiss!
00:38:08Oh my god, is he actually going to kiss me in front of the entire stadium?
00:38:24Now we got ourselves a good old kiss cam standoff.
00:38:27I haven't seen one of these in years.
00:38:32Come on, Allison.
00:38:33Let's give the people what they want.
00:38:35I know I shouldn't kiss my brother's best friend.
00:38:41Oh, but I want it.
00:38:58Wait, what?
00:39:04I can't believe this is happening.
00:39:06Kiss cam, me and Brett.
00:39:17Allison, don't pass out.
00:39:22Thanks for keeping chat at bay.
00:39:25No problem.
00:39:34This is insane.
00:39:35I shouldn't kiss my best friend's sister.
00:39:38But it feels so right.
00:39:41I never want it to end.
00:39:47Harrison!
00:39:53Harrison!
00:39:56What the hell do you think you're doing kissing my sister in front of the entire school?
00:40:00Ron, just calm down, okay?
00:40:01You're making a scene.
00:40:02I'm making a scene?
00:40:03Yeah.
00:40:03I'm making a scene.
00:40:04You two were swallowing each other.
00:40:05You two were swallowing each other's faces on the Jumbotron.
00:40:07Stop beating like this, okay?
00:40:10Are you serious right now?
00:40:11If I hadn't stepped in, you two would have needed to get a room.
00:40:16You're unbelievable.
00:40:18I hate you.
00:40:22Dude, I'm...
00:40:23No, no, no, no.
00:40:23You cut the crap.
00:40:24You tell me right now what's happening between you two.
00:40:26I promise.
00:40:27Do not bullshit me!
00:40:28Do not bullshit me!
00:40:29Absolutely nothing.
00:40:30I'm serious.
00:40:31Nothing.
00:40:32You're fucking lying.
00:40:33I saw the way you kissed her.
00:40:35Okay?
00:40:35She is not another one of your conquests.
00:40:37I know that.
00:40:38So you stay in your lane.
00:40:39Because she is my sister, and I'm warning you.
00:40:42You do not cross me.
00:40:44You do not!
00:40:44I promise.
00:40:45Dude.
00:40:46Fuck.
00:40:50Okay.
00:40:51Hey, we need to talk.
00:40:53No.
00:40:54I sound like a mom.
00:40:57This is ridiculous.
00:40:58Why am I texting him?
00:40:59He's literally in the next room.
00:41:01You know what?
00:41:03Just go in there.
00:41:04Just ask him.
00:41:05Hey, Brett.
00:41:06What the hell was that kiss?
00:41:08He kissed me back.
00:41:09He can't deny it this time.
00:41:11It's recorded and live streamed.
00:41:14Okay.
00:41:15Do or die.
00:41:22What are you doing?
00:41:23Getting groceries.
00:41:25What do you think I'm doing?
00:41:26I'm taking a hot bath.
00:41:27Well, I think you should do something else.
00:41:29I think this hot tub is big enough for both of us.
00:41:32She has no idea what she's doing to me.
00:41:35Brett.
00:41:37What happened at the kiss cam today?
00:41:40I know you didn't hate it.
00:41:42I can't talk about the kiss cam.
00:41:45Hi.
00:41:46You can't talk about the kiss cam?
00:41:47Like, are you that much of a coward?
00:41:49Oh, you know what?
00:41:50I'm not talking about the kiss cam thing because there's nothing to talk about.
00:41:54It was a kiss cam at a game and we did it.
00:41:57Do you want to get real, Ellie?
00:41:58The fun's over.
00:41:59It's finished.
00:42:00Do you understand?
00:42:04Don't you dare.
00:42:05No.
00:42:05Don't you dare look like that.
00:42:06I'm not doing anything.
00:42:07No, no, no.
00:42:08That's not fair, okay?
00:42:09Do you think I'm trying to be a jerk?
00:42:10Do you think I'm trying to be an asshole?
00:42:13Don't you understand how hard you're making this for me?
00:42:15You're coming in here in your fucking bikini, huh?
00:42:17Yeah, I know what you're doing.
00:42:18I'm not doing anything.
00:42:19Yes, you are.
00:42:21You know what?
00:42:21Even if I was, I guess I'm just playing into the game.
00:42:24Because that's all this is, yeah?
00:42:27Okay, so then earlier I should have kissed Chad.
00:42:29I had two options, you and him, and I picked wrong.
00:42:36Don't say stupid shit like that, Ellie.
00:42:39Chad's a predator and a loser, and you do deserve somebody a lot better than that, okay?
00:42:46I can't.
00:42:53Oh, is he hard?
00:43:00At least Chad is honest about what he wants.
00:43:03You don't think I'm being honest?
00:43:09Oh, it's getting hot in here.
00:43:11You know, biology.
00:43:15Whether it's biology or not, I'm the one who's causing it.
00:43:24Allie, Brett, you guys out here?
00:43:26Fucking shit, what the fuck is he doing here?
00:43:28You have to get out.
00:43:29I can't get out.
00:43:30If I get out, he's going to see you with my flagpole and he's going to kill me.
00:43:32Okay, well, yeah, he definitely can't see us like this, so I'm going to get out.
00:43:36Okay, cool.
00:43:37Allie, hey.
00:43:39Oh, my God, he's telling you.
00:43:40Allie, hey.
00:43:41Just get under.
00:43:42Get under what?
00:43:43Brett, you have to get down.
00:43:48Allie.
00:43:49Hi.
00:43:50Showing alone?
00:43:52Yeah, but I'm naked.
00:43:53Run, I'm naked.
00:43:54Get out.
00:43:58You're not, though.
00:44:00Okay, well, I also have a vibe and you're ruining it, so.
00:44:04I'm sorry, I just, I wanted to get my charger.
00:44:06I left it on here yesterday.
00:44:07You got it, so.
00:44:08I also wanted to say that I think you did a great job today.
00:44:15I mean it, you kicked ass, and I'm sorry that I was, uh, an asshole about it.
00:44:21Thanks.
00:44:27Okay, but what was the kiss cam thing?
00:44:30Seeing my best friend just suck my sister's face off, traumatized me.
00:44:35So I'm just wondering why you did that.
00:44:39Ron, I mean it's a kiss cam.
00:44:41It's a game.
00:44:42Everyone does it.
00:44:43A game?
00:44:44I just feel like it's kind of, I don't know, a dream.
00:44:47This is a guy that you've had a crush on your whole life.
00:44:49Well, it was him or it was Chad.
00:44:51So who did you want me to pick?
00:44:53That's fair.
00:44:55Chad sucks.
00:44:56Yeah.
00:44:57Tone it down a little bit, okay?
00:44:58Okay.
00:44:58He's my best friend, and I don't want things to be weird.
00:45:02They won't be.
00:45:06Okay, thanks.
00:45:09What was that?
00:45:12What was that?
00:45:15Sorry, I got water in my nose.
00:45:18Okay.
00:45:18I'm okay.
00:45:19Don't drown.
00:45:19Okay.
00:45:20Okay?
00:45:20Have a good soak, I guess.
00:45:22Okay.
00:45:23Bye.
00:45:30Oh, the illegal is going to die.
00:45:34Good talk.
00:45:35Wait.
00:45:38I have to ask you something.
00:45:41I'm going to ask him out on a date.
00:45:43Don't be the little sister, Allison.
00:45:45Be the girl he kissed.
00:45:46There's this, like, stupid event thing tomorrow.
00:45:50I was just wondering if he would want to go with me.
00:46:00I've got plans, Allie.
00:46:04Okay.
00:46:05Yeah, whatever.
00:46:06I just...
00:46:20Brett?
00:46:24I guess we have the same plans.
00:46:31Except his are with Rita, not me.
00:46:42Look.
00:46:43Charity case is running a charity sale.
00:46:46We're just finally getting back.
00:46:47Did you know Allison hand-makes these little trinkets?
00:46:50It's giving kindergarten arts and crafts.
00:46:52I didn't know you two were coming together.
00:46:55I came by myself.
00:46:56Brett was kind enough to help me.
00:46:58With my family's donation.
00:47:00Daddy donated a little of his collection.
00:47:02Nothing major.
00:47:03Just some Birkin bags.
00:47:04Some vintage Rolex watches.
00:47:07Let's see what you're peddling here, Allie.
00:47:11Huh.
00:47:12How much are you asking for this?
00:47:14$15.
00:47:15I made it myself.
00:47:17$15?
00:47:19For some plastic and twine.
00:47:20You don't have to buy it.
00:47:22It's ambitious.
00:47:23You know, I don't think it's ambitious enough.
00:47:26I'm going to take every single one of these bracelets.
00:47:33You want to say $500 apiece?
00:47:37Are you insane?
00:47:38You actually want this garbage.
00:47:40You know, I value the artist.
00:47:41That's just how expensive something looks.
00:47:43So, $500?
00:47:44What's that supposed to mean?
00:47:46She's nothing.
00:47:47No, you're nothing.
00:47:48Especially compared to her.
00:47:49How dare you compare me to this peasant?
00:47:53Why don't you get out of here?
00:47:55No, I'm serious.
00:47:56Don't come back to this table again.
00:48:01You know, I do think this stuff is pretty...
00:48:03What are you doing?
00:48:04What do you mean?
00:48:05You can't keep doing this to me.
00:48:07You blew me off yesterday.
00:48:08And then today you come and you buy all of my jewelry?
00:48:11You're distant with me one second,
00:48:12and then you defend me the next.
00:48:14What do you want?
00:48:15I'm just trying to...
00:48:17Allison.
00:48:19Party at my place.
00:48:20Just celebrating the big win.
00:48:22You coming?
00:48:24I don't know.
00:48:25I'm not interested.
00:48:27She's a grown woman.
00:48:29She can speak for herself.
00:48:32So, what do you say?
00:48:35You're not going anywhere.
00:48:37And there goes the big brother act again.
00:48:40Who does he think he is toying with my feelings like this?
00:48:43You hate Chad, Brett?
00:48:44Fine.
00:48:45Chad's my new best friend, then.
00:48:47No, yeah.
00:48:48Sounds fun.
00:48:52I'll be there.
00:49:01There she is, my guest of honor.
00:49:05Damn, Allison, you look sexy.
00:49:08Oh.
00:49:09Thanks.
00:49:13It's a cool party.
00:49:14Yeah, you know, I threw this whole thing just for you.
00:49:18Really, for me?
00:49:20Why did you do that?
00:49:21You're single.
00:49:22I'm single.
00:49:23You need another reason?
00:49:26So, what's the deal with you and Brett, huh?
00:49:29No deal.
00:49:31There's nothing happening between us.
00:49:32He's just a friend of a friend of my brother, so.
00:49:37It's his loss.
00:49:38My gain.
00:49:41Hey, you picked the wrong guy to kiss on the cam, Allison.
00:49:46Let's fix that.
00:49:50Yeah.
00:49:52Yeah.
00:49:52No, why not?
00:49:53There's nothing between me and Brett, obviously.
00:49:55Maybe I should just move on.
00:49:56You ever play the Pocky Challenge?
00:49:58No.
00:49:59What's that?
00:50:00We each bite from one end until one of us chickens out.
00:50:04Come on.
00:50:18Damn it.
00:50:20Why am I thinking about him at a time like this?
00:50:22Come on, Allison.
00:50:24You're already here.
00:50:32Come on.
00:50:35Fine.
00:50:37But I play to win.
00:50:43Focky, check it out.
00:50:45Ten bucks say they kiss.
00:51:00Dude, what the fuck?
00:51:02Game's over.
00:51:03Let's go.
00:51:04Excuse me.
00:51:05What are you doing, huh?
00:51:05Get off of me.
00:51:06What do you think you're doing?
00:51:07You're ruining my night.
00:51:09Do you think I care that I'm ruining your night?
00:51:10What do you think Ron would think if he knew you were happy?
00:51:11Don't care.
00:51:12How about you elect your someone who gives a fuck?
00:51:14Come on.
00:51:14Okay?
00:51:15No more of these stupid games.
00:51:16You don't have to play this shit.
00:51:16Let's go.
00:51:17Let's go.
00:51:17I don't have to play these stupid games.
00:51:20I'm playing them because I want to.
00:51:23Get the fuck away from me.
00:51:32Ah!
00:51:35Oh my God.
00:51:35Oh shit.
00:51:38Oh shit.
00:51:45Ow!
00:51:47Hey, look at her.
00:51:48Look at her.
00:51:49Hey.
00:51:50Hold on.
00:51:51Hold on.
00:51:51Hold on.
00:51:52It's okay.
00:51:52I got it.
00:51:53I got it.
00:51:54I got it.
00:51:55I got it.
00:51:55I got it.
00:51:56I got it.
00:51:57Oh my God.
00:51:58Is she okay?
00:52:01Hey.
00:52:02Hey.
00:52:03Look at me.
00:52:04Look at me.
00:52:04Look at me.
00:52:05Hey.
00:52:06Hey.
00:52:06You okay?
00:52:07I can't.
00:52:08I can't.
00:52:08I can't feel it.
00:52:09I can't feel it.
00:52:10Just breathe.
00:52:11Just try to breathe.
00:52:12All right.
00:52:12Hey.
00:52:15I'm going to be okay.
00:52:17All right.
00:52:18Let's get you out.
00:52:19Hey.
00:52:19Let's get you out.
00:52:24Okay.
00:52:25Okay.
00:52:27Let's get out of my way.
00:52:27Move.
00:52:28Move.
00:52:30God, just put me down, Brett.
00:52:32All right, here you go.
00:52:32Put you down.
00:52:33All right.
00:52:34You know, you could have died, Alice.
00:52:36And Chad, I mean, my God, you have no business being around that guy, let alone being this
00:52:40close to kissing him, huh?
00:52:41Anybody who's half a brain cell will realize he's a total fucking douche bag, right?
00:52:45That's not fair.
00:52:46What's not fair?
00:52:48What's not fair?
00:52:49What am I not understanding?
00:52:50Huh?
00:52:51What don't I understand?
00:52:52I don't know how this works.
00:52:54Okay?
00:52:54Hey, I'm sorry.
00:52:55I'm figuring it out.
00:52:57I don't know how guys work all the time.
00:52:58You know what?
00:52:59That's fantastic.
00:52:59I'm so happy that you're able to admit that, okay?
00:53:02You're not any better than me.
00:53:04I'm not any better?
00:53:05What did I do?
00:53:05How am I not any better?
00:53:07What are you talking about?
00:53:08You're worse.
00:53:08I jumped in the pool.
00:53:10I saved your life.
00:53:11And now what?
00:53:11I'm an asshole?
00:53:12How am I worse?
00:53:13You're worse because you saved me when I was drowning.
00:53:16Yeah.
00:53:17Because you gave me your uniform when mine was ruined.
00:53:20Because you caught me when I fell in front of everyone.
00:53:23Because you drove me to school when I was late.
00:53:26Yeah, I know.
00:53:26I sound like such a total jerk.
00:53:29You know, I don't understand.
00:53:34You made me fall in love with you.
00:53:38That's the worst thing.
00:53:40Don't say that.
00:53:40I did.
00:53:41No, no.
00:53:41I fell in love with you.
00:53:42I'm in love with you.
00:53:43Stop, stop.
00:53:43And you're my brother's best friend.
00:53:45I know that.
00:53:46I know.
00:53:47Susan, why do you keep swooping in and saving me like a hero and then pushing me away?
00:53:53Am I crazy?
00:53:54Do you not feel anything?
00:53:57Because you're playing with my feelings and you can't keep doing that.
00:54:01Okay?
00:54:03I want you to tell me to stop.
00:54:06Tell me that you don't want this.
00:54:08Tell me you want me to get away from you right now.
00:54:09I'm going to tell you to stop.
00:54:10Listen, I'm never going to tell you to stop.
00:54:18Fuck it.
00:54:34I've wanted to do that for so long.
00:54:44Listen, you have no idea.
00:54:46Every single time I saw you, it was him.
00:54:49I always just wanted to tell you that you've always been more to me than just my best friend's sister.
00:54:55Why didn't you say anything?
00:54:58I made a promise to run.
00:55:00But you know what?
00:55:07I don't give a fuck about promises anymore.
00:55:19I think about you every day, every morning, and every night.
00:55:27And every single time I close my eyes, it's you that I see.
00:55:34Every time.
00:55:46I want you to take me right here, right now.
00:56:05So what do we know?
00:56:12What do you want us to be?
00:56:15What do you want me to be?
00:56:18I want you to be mine.
00:56:23I think I already am.
00:56:28But what about Ron?
00:56:29He's going to kill you.
00:56:32I know Ron loves you very much.
00:56:34He's very protectable to brother, but I think he'll come around when he sees...
00:56:40How much I love you.
00:56:46I don't know.
00:56:47I think...
00:56:49I think we should maybe keep it a secret.
00:56:53Just for now.
00:56:55I don't want to keep it a secret.
00:56:57I know.
00:57:00But it's just for a little until we find the right moment.
00:57:05Yeah.
00:57:07Yeah.
00:57:08I don't know until you're awake.
00:57:10It'll be secret, Lars.
00:57:27Thinking about you.
00:57:36Hi, Captain.
00:57:39When are you coming to pick me up?
00:57:40I am currently stuck in the worst traffic ever right now.
00:57:44I'm two seconds away from ditching my car and just sprinting to you.
00:57:47Aw.
00:57:48Well, as much as I'd love to see you running to me...
00:57:52Don't.
00:57:53My legs are killing me and I really like your car.
00:57:58Oh, I know you love my car.
00:57:59He grabs me by the waist, hoisting me up, putting me on the hood of his car.
00:58:03Brett, stop.
00:58:05Don't read my smut.
00:58:06I'm telling you, every single word that you've ever written is etched into my heart, into my soul.
00:58:12He trails kisses from my neck to my breasts.
00:58:15Gently suck it and bite it.
00:58:18Holy shit.
00:58:19That is literal trash, but why does it sound like Fifty Shades of Grey when he says it?
00:58:25I feel so hot right now.
00:58:29Palms my center.
00:58:31Slowly massaging my folds.
00:58:33Make it away, Allie.
00:58:34Fuck.
00:58:38Fuck.
00:58:43Oh my god, someone's coming.
00:58:44I have to go fake my own death.
00:58:46Bye.
00:58:47I'm glad that somebody's coming.
00:59:07Hey.
00:59:08Are you okay?
00:59:09You sounded sick.
00:59:10Do you need help?
00:59:11Mind your own business, Virgin Mary.
00:59:13You think just because Brett took a chance on you once, you're on my level now?
00:59:17I was just trying to help.
00:59:20Save it for someone who gives a damn.
00:59:25Shoot.
00:59:26Late.
00:59:31Late.
00:59:39Late.
00:59:41Late.
00:59:42Late.
00:59:42Late.
00:59:42Late.
00:59:46Late.
00:59:48That's Allison's.
00:59:49Uh, I found it in the bathroom.
00:59:51If I'd known it was your little girlfriends, I never would have touched it.
01:00:10See what you're up to
01:00:13Hey
01:00:14Hey
01:00:15You found my bag
01:00:15I was looking for that
01:00:16Thank you
01:00:17No problem
01:00:22Attention
01:00:22All members of the cheerleading squad
01:00:24It has been brought to our attention
01:00:26That apparently someone on this squad
01:00:28Is using illegal drugs
01:00:30I strongly suggest
01:00:31Whoever's responsible to come forward now
01:00:34Otherwise will be forced to contact
01:00:36The campus police for a thorough search
01:00:39Well
01:00:40I think we all know someone who would do anything
01:00:42To stop being the fat friend
01:00:44Right?
01:00:45I'm sorry but I just saw you throwing up in the bathroom
01:00:47Like ten minutes ago
01:00:48Excuse me
01:00:49I was fixing my makeup
01:00:50Sounded like you were retching
01:00:51And I asked you if you were okay
01:00:53Look at this
01:00:54This is perfection
01:00:55It's every girl's dream
01:00:56I don't need shortcuts
01:00:57And we all know someone who could lose a little weight
01:01:00I mean after all
01:01:01Who came in with zero athletic ability
01:01:03And suddenly has endless energy
01:01:05Search me
01:01:06I have nothing to hide
01:01:11Your turn Scott
01:01:13Sure but I
01:01:15Rita
01:01:17Jackpot
01:01:19Well well well
01:01:20Look who needs drugs to keep up with the real athletes
01:01:23I knew it
01:01:24No one gets that good that quick without cheating
01:01:28Allison
01:01:29Performance enhancing substances are grounds for immediate dismissal of the squad
01:01:33Coach I promise you I've never seen those before
01:01:36Okay those aren't mine
01:01:37Right
01:01:38A cheater and a liar
01:01:40Coach please listen to me
01:01:42I've never seen those
01:01:44I don't know what they are
01:01:45I'm lying
01:01:46It's the only way a cow like her could ever compete with us
01:01:49They're mine
01:01:50Yeah those are actually uh
01:01:51My uh
01:01:52Vitamins
01:01:53Did you forget I asked you to hold on to my vitamins this morning
01:01:57Yeah sorry I should have uh
01:01:58Labeled them or something
01:01:59He's right
01:02:00They're just vitamins
01:02:01No they aren't
01:02:02Uh Miss Russo
01:02:03How is it
01:02:04That you come to possess such extensive knowledge of these banned substances
01:02:08I just
01:02:11They look suspicious
01:02:12Well we were just worried about the integrity of the team
01:02:15Yeah we wanted to make sure everything was legitimate
01:02:18That's enough
01:02:19All I see here are three bullies trying to frame a teammate
01:02:23Rita you are stripped of captaincy effective immediately
01:02:27What?
01:02:27You can't do that
01:02:29Championships are in two weeks
01:02:30Nobody else knows the whole routine
01:02:32I mean I know it
01:02:33Yeah every count every formation I could step up and do it
01:02:38You little bitch
01:02:39You think you can just walk in here and steal everything from me?
01:02:41That's enough Rita
01:02:43My decision is final
01:02:49Listen up
01:02:49When it's Allison's turn for the basket toss
01:02:51You're gonna have a little timing issue
01:02:53You want us to drop her?
01:02:55She could get seriously hurt
01:02:56That's the point
01:02:58Accidents happen all the time in cheerleading
01:03:00So tragic
01:03:01I can't do that
01:03:02Coach will kill me
01:03:03Fine
01:03:04Then say goodbye to those little supplements
01:03:06That keep you fitting in your uniforms
01:03:08I know everything
01:03:09Girls
01:03:09Every dirty little secret
01:03:11Do exactly as I say
01:03:13Or you're gone
01:03:14You're cool
01:03:15And make sure she falls hard enough
01:03:17She never gets back up
01:03:25Very sweet
01:03:28What happened back there?
01:03:29How did you know that Rita put those vitamins in my purse?
01:03:32I saw Rita putting something in your bag
01:03:35So I swapped it out
01:03:38I knew it
01:03:38I knew she was up to something
01:03:40You know I heard her in the bathroom like ten minutes before
01:03:43Jesus
01:03:43Yeah
01:03:44She was throwing up
01:03:46It was when we were
01:03:48When we were having
01:03:54Bone sex
01:03:56So she's the one who interrupted my grand finale
01:03:59Allison do you have any idea how hard it was to stop?
01:04:03Hey do you
01:04:05Do you think I'm fat?
01:04:07Seriously go put that garbage in your head
01:04:09I don't want you to say anything like that again
01:04:11I'm being serious though
01:04:12I'm being serious too
01:04:13Allison
01:04:14Perfect just to know you are
01:04:16Yeah
01:04:18I'll always be there
01:04:20To catch you on your phone
01:04:23Always
01:04:26All right
01:04:27On the count
01:04:28You both perform an elevated prep
01:04:30Rita you're up first
01:04:31Then Allison
01:04:44Okay
01:04:45Allison
01:04:45Hey
01:04:47Great job you guys
01:04:48You killed it
01:05:12Hey
01:05:13I told you to catch you
01:05:15Brett
01:05:17You just saved my life
01:05:21I guess that makes me like a bag of tree wheat or something huh
01:05:25Are you serious Scott?
01:05:27You bailed on the stunt so you could dry hump the football captain?
01:05:30Are you kidding me?
01:05:31They almost dropped me
01:05:32I could have been paralyzed
01:05:33I could have died
01:05:34That would have been the best news of my life
01:05:36Rita
01:05:37That is a disgusting thing to say
01:05:40Leave the gym
01:05:40And think very carefully about your future on this team
01:05:45Oh
01:05:46Brett
01:05:46Thank you
01:05:48Oh my gosh
01:05:49I really appreciate that catch
01:05:50I almost had a heart attack
01:05:52All right everyone
01:05:53In light of performances and character
01:05:56I am so proud to announce
01:05:58Allison Scott as the new captain
01:06:02Thank you
01:06:03Wow
01:06:05Congratulations Captain Scott
01:06:07I'm proud of you
01:06:08Wanna show me just how proud you are
01:06:13And that's game
01:06:14State loses 21 to 35
01:06:19Allie
01:06:20Look I know
01:06:21It's not what you wanted
01:06:22It's okay
01:06:23Because you did good
01:06:24That's all that matters
01:06:25Thanks bro
01:06:26I'm gonna go take a piss
01:06:27I'll be right back
01:06:27Ew
01:06:28Don't ever touch me again weirdo
01:06:30Yo
01:06:31Allison
01:06:32She is
01:06:33Looking good baby
01:06:34Y'all do private shows
01:06:36You know
01:06:37Something with a little extra bump and grind
01:06:39You're so gross
01:06:42Yo what the hell
01:06:43Are you serious
01:06:44What?
01:06:45What's going on?
01:06:45I'm just waiting for the MVP
01:06:47Yo don't play with me bitch
01:06:48You've been teasing me for weeks
01:06:50I'm in your dreams
01:06:51How about you spend more time training on the field
01:06:54So that what happens today
01:06:55Never happens again
01:06:57You think you're so fucking special
01:06:59Why?
01:07:00You know everyone knows
01:07:01How you got a captain's position
01:07:03How?
01:07:04By sucking your way to the top
01:07:05I mean that must be how you got out there
01:07:08Considering how much you suck
01:07:09While you play
01:07:10You shameless whore
01:07:12Hey
01:07:14I'm a woman
01:07:16I did
01:07:17You're defending your slut's honor huh?
01:07:18She's a public bus
01:07:20Everybody gets a ride
01:07:23Hey
01:07:24Hey
01:07:25Hey fuckface
01:07:27You keep my sister's name out of your fucking mouth
01:07:30Run
01:07:31Run
01:07:32Run
01:07:32Run
01:07:34That's enough
01:07:35What's going on here?
01:07:36I mean coach
01:07:37We all saw it
01:07:37Chad was gonna hit her
01:07:39You're gonna hit her?
01:07:41Get my office now
01:07:42You
01:07:43With me
01:07:44This is a really nasty cut
01:07:46Okay let's
01:07:47We should take you to the ER
01:07:48Okay
01:07:49Alright
01:07:50You sure you're on me?
01:07:56It's a really nasty cut
01:07:58You could have broken your hand
01:08:00Yeah well it was totally worth it
01:08:01Never let anybody get a bit of cheating like that
01:08:05Shut up
01:08:11You know I could kind of get used to this
01:08:13Having uh
01:08:14Nurse Allison around
01:08:16Take care of me
01:08:17Help me out
01:08:19Yo guys
01:08:20304
01:08:20I think it's this one
01:08:21Let's go see the hero
01:08:23Oh shit
01:08:24No that's Ron and the whole team
01:08:25They can't see us like this
01:08:27I won't let him
01:08:29Let's tell him
01:08:30Let's tell him the truth
01:08:31In front of
01:08:32The entire team
01:08:34Ron's gonna kill you
01:08:36What do you wanna do?
01:08:38Let's hide
01:08:45Brett
01:08:46Brett
01:08:47Brett you in there?
01:08:47Yeah I'm just uh
01:08:48Washing up man
01:08:49God you have no idea
01:08:52How crazy you drive me
01:08:54You know every single time I see you
01:08:56All I can think about is uh
01:09:01Doing this
01:09:03Do you need a hand man?
01:09:04No I got everything I need
01:09:05I need uh
01:09:07Right here
01:09:13You gotta be quiet
01:09:17Let's see what happens
01:09:20Brett stop jerking off
01:09:21And get your ass out here man
01:09:22Hey you know what
01:09:23It uh
01:09:24Takes me a very long time
01:09:26Assholes
01:09:36I feel what you do
01:09:37I feel what you do
01:09:40It's kinda hard to miss
01:09:42Yeah
01:09:44I'm too
01:09:46Brett you gotta
01:09:47You gotta speed this up man
01:09:48We got your food
01:09:49It's gonna get cold
01:09:49You know my hands are soft bro
01:09:51I can help you
01:09:51Hey why don't you guys just beat it
01:09:53Alright
01:09:53I'm gonna be a little wild
01:09:55Alright let's just give him some space
01:09:56Enjoy your blue balls
01:09:58Yeah don't pull muscles
01:09:59You know I took a pretty big hit for you today
01:10:02I think I've earned some uh
01:10:06Alison physical therapy time
01:10:07If you know what I mean
01:10:08You know you could have just asked
01:10:11You didn't have to pick a fight to get lucky
01:10:25I'm gonna break my food
01:10:29Are you gonna help me?
01:10:32No, I think
01:10:33I'm just gonna wash
01:10:35Come take a step
01:10:38Subscribe
01:10:41I'm so�
01:10:43Rep score
01:10:44And I supply
01:10:44I'm so�
01:10:45extra
01:10:46Also
01:10:47The
01:10:48Off
01:10:49The
01:10:52To
01:10:52pro-opted this guarantee I've heard the half-time show is gonna break the
01:10:56internet captain Scott's changed the whole game sick ladies and gentlemen
01:11:01let's make some noise for your State University cheerleading squad I will end
01:11:10you save your applause everyone you're cheering for a fraud your precious new
01:11:17cheerleading captain didn't earn her spot she bought it with illegal performance
01:11:21enhancers and her dealer look no further than your MVP Brett Harrison
01:11:31that's that's not true you know what I don't care Rita's the one that's been
01:11:36taking drugs okay she's got pretty much the whole team hooked on them just ask
01:11:41them yourself oh really let's ask the squad then
01:11:46Brett approached us about a month ago he said he had good stuff but only if we
01:11:54helped Allison become captain you know that's bullshit I have proof I know real
01:12:02doctors I've got pills Ali no more being blackmailed let Allison take the captain
01:12:10position this is insane okay I've never taken a drug in my life oh sweetie it's
01:12:17all coming out now I saw her taking pills for practice we trusted you cheater
01:12:25hey anybody who messes with her messes with me open your eyes Brett she's using
01:12:31you for the clout for the status who was she before you slept with her nobody a
01:12:37total bottom feeder you know what you're so full of shit it's unbelievable how'd you
01:12:41get that video huh and what'd you do to it you have nothing to fear if you have
01:12:44nothing to hide
01:12:47listen just please listen to me everybody just shut up this is my sister okay she
01:12:52would never do something like this and here come the pretzels all right that's
01:12:58enough that's enough now in light of these significant allegations as well as the
01:13:03evidence that has been presented I have no choice Allison Scott you are hereby
01:13:09removed from your position as captain of the cheerleader furthermore you are
01:13:13placed on academic suspension pending an expulsion hearing justice for the real
01:13:18athletes hold on hold it if you would please look to the jumbotron I know some
01:13:25real doctors that can help you guys get healthy the right way more pills and we're
01:13:29purging no more blackmail you'd really help us absolutely listen you guys are
01:13:34never gonna have to take any of Rita's take your spouse ever again so what's the
01:13:37catch gonna make Rita take some of her own medicine this video this is the real
01:13:43conversation not the edited one that Rita just played not for the drugs these are
01:13:49the drugs that I gave the girls their vitamins you can get these at any
01:13:53pharmacy in the world you want to check these out principles he's right these
01:14:01are common supplements everybody Rita is the one who has been forcing her
01:14:05teammates to take dangerous weight loss supplements she's been threatening them
01:14:09if they wouldn't comply and she's been shaming them degrading them for the bodies
01:14:12that they have now everybody is different but all bodies are beautiful we to
01:14:17sabotage Allison for one reason one reason only because she was a threat she
01:14:21threatened the total control that Rita had over the entire squad and it's
01:14:25horrible because Allison she's a beautiful person and she would never do
01:14:28anything like this and she deserves to be the cheer captain
01:14:34that's not true he's lying she's the one who's drugging the team
01:14:38lock her up lock her up lock her up you fucking bitch you ruined my life you ruined it yourself
01:14:59look at you playing the victim you've been throwing yourself at me for weeks just when I give you a
01:15:06chance
01:15:07you weren't crying to Harrison nothing but a little shut up dude shut up what are you
01:15:12gonna do about it Harrison I don't have to do anything you're gonna get exactly what
01:15:16you deserve right now mr. Williams apparently we've had a number of
01:15:23allegations of sexual harassment against you from various female students as of
01:15:28now you are officially suspended from all school activities what no my father
01:15:34father may have his name on the library but I assure you his money will not buy you
01:15:39immunity you can take him away oh he's over let go no I'll throw you off this isn't over
01:15:47and as for you miss Scott on behalf of the entire administration I would like to apologize to you
01:15:56for everything that you've had to endure and as of now you can consider yourself officially
01:16:00reinstated as captain you can consider yourself officially reinstated as captain
01:16:08thank you principal all right everyone sorry for the unexpected drama I hope you enjoyed the show
01:16:14but we have a game to get back to so let's cheer on our wolves
01:16:31let's win
01:16:34Touchdown State University wins it all!
01:16:53Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!
01:17:05Hey, Allison!
01:17:08The way I'm not even surprised.
01:17:13Hey, you know what, uh, he's cool, right?
01:17:17I think he knew before we did.
01:17:20I love you, kid, Scott.
01:17:21I love you too, quarterback.
01:17:33Crazy, I love y'all.
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