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00:00:06you
00:00:06You sure about this I don't know if I'm ready relax little brother would never let anything happen to you
00:00:17It's showtime
00:00:27Ladies and gentlemen, are you ready for your true self to be revealed by the master of magic?
00:00:35Oh my god, it's him! It's the master of magic! The greatest magician of all time!
00:00:41You young lady, let's see your true self. Now I'm gonna need a little help by my
00:00:46lovely assistant Eric
00:00:59And now my next volunteer
00:01:02I don't care. I said shorted. What the hell?
00:01:12How are they doing that? And now for my final volunteer
00:01:20The most evil man in Vegas
00:01:23You sure about this? He's dangerous. I'm the master of freaking magic
00:01:28Ladies and gentlemen, put your hands together for Mr. Barry Carnegie
00:01:35And who the hell are you? Get these fuckers out of my way. Now Barry here is a billionaire casino
00:01:41owner
00:01:41who has just been accused of assault by over 30 women
00:01:49Are you ready to show them who you truly are?
00:01:53You insult me in public? You know who I am. I can make you disappear
00:01:59Okay, well we won't test Barry
00:02:03So we're gonna test this hotel instead
00:02:10What do you think you're doing? We're gonna make Barry's casino disappear
00:02:24Now I already broke in and got all the evidence of your assaults
00:02:28The police are already on their way to arrest you
00:02:30You know
00:02:32Kill him!
00:02:34Kill him!
00:02:35Kill him!
00:02:37Kill him!
00:02:38Kill him!
00:02:39Kill him!
00:03:02Now for my final trick
00:03:02What are you looking at me for?
00:03:04Get him!
00:03:35Cut it!
00:03:37Cut it!
00:03:57Eric! No!
00:04:00Relax, little brother.
00:04:02I would never let anything happen to you.
00:04:06Eric, this is all my fault.
00:04:08God!
00:04:10I need you to do something for me.
00:04:11What?
00:04:12I need you to find me.
00:04:15Girl, we grew up in the orphanage?
00:04:17She's working in magic.
00:04:21Help her.
00:04:23Besides you, she's the only family I've ever had.
00:04:27You're staying with me, okay?
00:04:29Just hang in there.
00:04:29Eric.
00:04:30You're gonna be okay.
00:04:35Eric.
00:04:37Eric.
00:04:47My arrogance got you killed.
00:04:51If I can't protect my family, I'm not worthy of this.
00:04:57I'll find Bri and help her.
00:05:02But not as the master of magic.
00:05:16Hey, what are you still doing here?
00:05:24Everyone else went home hours ago.
00:05:26Show opens this weekend.
00:05:28Gotta be prepared.
00:05:30I put every cent I own into this show, but...
00:05:33If it's a hit, I can finally buy the orphanage I grew up in.
00:05:37Before it's destroyed.
00:05:40All right.
00:05:40Well, see ya.
00:05:46A year working as a lowly prop boy for Bri, and she still doesn't recognize me.
00:05:53All right, darling.
00:05:54You know the deal.
00:05:54There it is.
00:05:55There's the queen of hearts, right?
00:05:56Just gonna follow the queen, okay?
00:05:57Pick the queen, follow the dream.
00:05:59There it is, sweetheart.
00:06:00What do you say?
00:06:01Hmm?
00:06:02This one.
00:06:03That's the queen of hearts for sure.
00:06:04Yeah, I'm feeling good about it, too.
00:06:06But hey, what do I know?
00:06:06Look at that.
00:06:08Oh.
00:06:09You know, this game isn't as easy as it looks, baby doll.
00:06:12But, you know, we still gotta come with the payment.
00:06:15What do you say, huh?
00:06:18Um...
00:06:20I'm sorry.
00:06:20I was sure that I had cash on it.
00:06:26Looks like trouble.
00:06:28Typical dumb bitch.
00:06:29You wanna play, you don't wanna pay, right?
00:06:31I'll tell you what.
00:06:34I'm taking this bracelet here.
00:06:38Hey, give it back.
00:06:39Hey.
00:06:39That's important to me.
00:06:41Oh, is it?
00:06:41Really, yeah?
00:06:42Is it important enough to play again?
00:06:44Hmm?
00:06:45Maybe you play for those cute little clothes you got on.
00:06:48What do you say, huh?
00:06:48Well, I'm here for this.
00:06:49Let's go.
00:06:50Yeah, we'd love to see that, right?
00:06:52Disgusting.
00:06:53I'm not doing that.
00:06:54You're not doing that.
00:06:55You sure about that, sweetheart?
00:07:00What do you say, baby?
00:07:01Start with that pretty little coat you got.
00:07:04Take me.
00:07:08Ah, shit!
00:07:13Why don't you let me try?
00:07:16Here's the deal.
00:07:19I win, she gets her bracelet back.
00:07:22You win, you get my two-headed silver dollar.
00:07:28It's priceless.
00:07:30Daniel, you should just go.
00:07:31These guys are dangerous.
00:07:33I got this.
00:07:36This idiot thinks he can beat me at three-card Monty.
00:07:39You got it, hotshot?
00:07:41Let's play.
00:07:43You know the deal.
00:07:44Follow the queen, you get the win.
00:07:47You pick the ten of spades, well, your girlfriend knows what to do then.
00:07:53You pick.
00:07:55You pick.
00:07:57Who's this guy?
00:07:57What a loser.
00:07:59She kept walking, bro, instead of trying being a hero.
00:08:02Do you really want me to pick you, huh?
00:08:05Absolutely.
00:08:06You got it.
00:08:24Damn, he got it.
00:08:26That's impossible.
00:08:29What the?
00:08:33Listen, you son of a bitch, I don't know who the hell you are.
00:08:36This bracelet?
00:08:37It's mine.
00:08:39Well then.
00:08:40Why is it in my hand?
00:08:45You dirty thief!
00:08:47No!
00:08:53Were you looking for this?
00:08:56Why don't you scram before I take everything else you've got?
00:09:00Hey man, it's all good.
00:09:02I was just messing around.
00:09:11Three-card Monty.
00:09:13It's always a scam.
00:09:14I know.
00:09:15I know.
00:09:15I know.
00:09:16I just...
00:09:17I thought I could crack it.
00:09:19But I was screwed.
00:09:21So you came along.
00:09:25This bracelet?
00:09:28Why is it so important to you?
00:09:30It was my childhood best friends.
00:09:33We grew up in an orphanage together and...
00:09:36Well, he...
00:09:37He died.
00:09:39That's all I have left of him.
00:09:45Have a good night for you.
00:09:47Hey, wait.
00:09:48You just saved me.
00:09:50You're gonna let me walk home alone?
00:09:56Nice for dinner.
00:09:58That was amazing.
00:10:01Uh...
00:10:01I should probably get going.
00:10:03Hey, where did you learn those tricks you used on the scammers today?
00:10:07Uh...
00:10:08I guess I must have picked it up backstage.
00:10:10Bullshit.
00:10:11You have training.
00:10:13You know, maybe just a little, uh...
00:10:16Just light a hand.
00:10:20What? You're great.
00:10:26You know...
00:10:28Your hands saved me today.
00:10:31You wouldn't look at me like that if you knew Eric died because of me.
00:10:37They, uh...
00:10:38Say you're welcome.
00:10:52Um...
00:10:53Ray.
00:10:59Do you wanna see my magic trick?
00:11:20I'm not who you think I am.
00:11:26Then who are you?
00:11:29I'm the bastard who's cockiness killed Eric.
00:11:32I think.
00:11:34I think it's better if I laugh.
00:11:59Hey!
00:12:00What did I tell you?
00:12:04I don't want your fat fingers breaking my stuff.
00:12:07Well, I'm the prop assistant.
00:12:08Just doing my job.
00:12:09No, your job is to clean up dove shit.
00:12:13See this stuff?
00:12:14This stuff is to not be touched by anyone less than a three-star magician.
00:12:20Correct me if I'm wrong.
00:12:28But you're not a three-star magician.
00:12:30Are you?
00:12:32No.
00:12:33Not.
00:12:35Not since I was 12.
00:12:37After becoming the world's first seven-star magician, the Society of Magicians gave up trying to rank me.
00:12:42Damn right you're not.
00:12:49You're lucky to be even our little prop boy.
00:12:51And to be in the same room as us real magicians.
00:12:58Okay.
00:13:01What did you do to my deck?
00:13:04Nothing.
00:13:05I was just putting them away.
00:13:07Listen, fool.
00:13:08This is my gold Zephyr deck.
00:13:10The master of magic himself used this type of deck.
00:13:14Actually, I prefer the Platinum deck.
00:13:16Well, if they're so priceless, maybe you should put them away properly instead of throwing them on the table like
00:13:20they're just some $2 deck from the gas station.
00:13:22Oh, you think ruining my deck is funny?
00:13:26You're fired!
00:13:29If I lose this job, I won't be able to watch over Bree.
00:13:33I need you to find Bree.
00:13:35Help, Ryan.
00:13:37Yeah, look, I'm sorry.
00:13:38No!
00:13:39It's too late for that now.
00:13:40Because here comes Mr. Kensington.
00:13:50Hello, Mr. Kensington.
00:13:52You're looking better, sir.
00:13:53I'll be good to go for the opening of the show.
00:13:57But let this be a reminder.
00:14:00What we do is dangerous.
00:14:02Sir, that is exactly what I wanted to tell you about.
00:14:06I've had to fire the prop boy over here.
00:14:08What?
00:14:08Why?
00:14:09He's careless and cocky.
00:14:11He's a liability.
00:14:11No matter how hot you think he is.
00:14:14I never said that.
00:14:16Mr. Kensington, Daniel has been nothing but a professional since he's worked here.
00:14:20Sir, sir, he nearly destroyed my gold Zephyr deck.
00:14:25Daniel, is this true?
00:14:26Of course not.
00:14:27Sir, who are you going to believe, a common worker or a three-star magician?
00:14:32Look, Samuel, I've seen his skills.
00:14:35He would never damage a deck.
00:14:37Show them.
00:14:38Show them what you can do.
00:14:45Yeah, Daniel.
00:14:46Let's see it.
00:14:47Show us what you got.
00:14:48Do you even know a single trick?
00:14:50Tell you what.
00:14:51If you can rearrange my deck by rank and suit without damaging it,
00:14:55in 15 seconds, you can keep your job.
00:14:5915 seconds, that's impossible.
00:15:02I don't even know if the Master of Magic could have done it that quick.
00:15:04But, if you can't, I demand, as a three-star magician, that you fire him.
00:15:13Samuel, this isn't fair.
00:15:14I know, but while I disagree with it, Xander has the right to challenge Daniel.
00:15:20But, sir, he...
00:15:21Bree.
00:15:23It's okay.
00:15:2515 seconds.
00:15:26Yeah.
00:15:28You're on.
00:15:37The idiot.
00:15:38He's so dumb that he thinks he has a chance.
00:15:41Ready to do this?
00:15:43Daniel, you really don't have to.
00:15:46Aw, the little prop boy has a little trick section.
00:15:49Now, if I win, you're all gonna have to start treating Bree with more respect around here.
00:15:54It's her money that's bankrolling this entire show.
00:15:57Bree, look at that.
00:15:58You got a knight in shining coveralls.
00:16:02Fine.
00:16:03Deal.
00:16:03It's not like you have a chance in hell anyway.
00:16:0615 seconds.
00:16:07Here.
00:16:08Here.
00:16:08We.
00:16:10Go.
00:16:16What's he doing?
00:16:17What he's doing is making a complete ass out of himself.
00:16:1910 seconds.
00:16:2010 seconds.
00:16:24Oh, wow.
00:16:25Giving up already?
00:16:26Clearly can't hack the big leagues.
00:16:28You said he was good.
00:16:30I thought you would.
00:16:31I thought you would at least try.
00:16:33Getting security on the phone to escort you out in...
00:16:36Five.
00:16:37Four.
00:16:39Three.
00:16:40Two.
00:16:41Two.
00:16:42Two.
00:16:42Three.
00:16:44Three.
00:16:46Five.
00:16:48Four.
00:16:54Four.
00:16:59Six.
00:17:00Five.
00:17:03Five.
00:17:08impossible how did you do that there's no way i don't think i've ever seen anything like this
00:17:13nobody but the master of magic could have done this
00:17:19no no no you you clearly switched out the deck while brie was distracting us
00:17:23i knew it yeah of course just some amateur trying something stupid nothing but a cheap
00:17:28lazy trick from the hack now we've got a show to print
00:17:36sophie eugene stop gobbling apples cards and let's get to work come on
00:17:43samuel you believe he really did it right i don't know what to believe
00:17:49come on the show opens in a few days we need to prep oh you don't have to worry about
00:17:55prepping
00:18:06this is not going to be a show
00:18:09who is this it's richard kim he produces every other magic show in town
00:18:15samuel hates him richard get the hell out of my theater your theater oh no no my little friend
00:18:23this is now my theater what the hell are you talking about i have a three-year lease with the
00:18:31owner which as of this morning is me i bought the theater which means you and your dirty pack of
00:18:38magical nobodies have one hour to get the hell out
00:18:44you can't just buy the theater i'm the biggest show in town used to be you're past your prime
00:18:51my new show will triple your numbers the contract can't be canceled i'll lose everything
00:18:57if brie loses this show the orphanage that i grew up in that saved my life as a child
00:19:02will be destroyed hey we still have a contract you can't just kick us out
00:19:06hey hey doll face how about you focus on looking sexy while being cut in half
00:19:12and let the adults talk i'm this show's producer and if you cancel the show i'll sue you into oblivion
00:19:18not if i can prove you're not worthy of this theater i'll give you a chance
00:19:23a head-to-head magical competition your old man and his team wins you keep your contract
00:19:29my team wins your contract is terminated then you go back to doing a birthday parties for eight-year-olds
00:19:39deal mr kingsington will wipe the floor with whoever you put him up against great the competition
00:19:45will be tonight tonight his cast doesn't come off for another week not my problem hope you have a good
00:19:52backup team
00:19:59ladies and gentlemen are you ready for the epic no hold barred battle to see who will get this
00:20:05feeder and who will be thrown out into the street
00:20:11don't worry we have an ace up our sleeve
00:20:16daniel you gotta be kidding you're not seriously considering putting the prop boy out there
00:20:20his vestric is probably making a penny up here behind his ear
00:20:24it's all or nothing for us all right richard kin isn't sending lightweights to this brawl
00:20:28he's got world-class real magicians yeah no problem i'm good enough to take on anyone
00:20:34that kin sends to us and now the challengers richard kin's latest sensation matt von biard
00:20:55oh no oh god no what how did he get matt van buren
00:21:05he's the youngest magician to have five stars he's one of the best in the world
00:21:14that guy xavier will wipe the floor with his ass yeah bring him on now for the first act or
00:21:21should i say miracle before each magician is a glass of water the magicians must turn their water into
00:21:29wine in a way that our top judges can't figure out the magician to stump the most judges wins
00:21:38matt van buren won the grand prix for close-up magic last year this plays exactly to his strengths
00:21:44he's way beyond xavier's league we're gonna lose
00:21:54maybe not showtime
00:22:01xavier
00:22:05xavier not you
00:22:08what
00:22:19you should go out this wrong
00:22:23what he he's not even a magician he's just the guy that cleans up dust shit yeah xavier's the best
00:22:29of
00:22:29all of us yeah look girl i know you have a little crush on the prop boy but leave this
00:22:33to the real
00:22:33what the shit samuel you can't seriously be considering this i mean that guy is gonna piss
00:22:38himself out there and the magician from the kensington team
00:22:51maybe he's just the prop assistant but i need a hail mary right now daniel
00:23:05oh my god your prop boy you're really gonna put up the help against someone like matt van buren
00:23:12don't worry kid this will be over real quick and then you can run back to the shadows where you
00:23:17belong it's a shame though because matt's just my warm-up act they'll get beat so bad you'll never
00:23:23see my big showstopper matt van buren's just the warm-up act he's one of the best in the world
00:23:29they say he might even get a six star soon there hasn't been a new six star magician in over
00:23:33a decade
00:23:34no it's obvious what samuel's doing okay he knows he doesn't have a chance so he's already
00:23:38looking for excuses when he loses he'll say it's because he gave a nobody a try
00:23:43boss this guy is a hack he's gonna make a fool out of all of us it's a two out
00:23:48of three competition
00:23:49we need to judge their strength oh i i get it okay you see samuel sending daniel out to get
00:23:57slaughtered and then i come in and save the day worth that he actually thinks he's out there because
00:24:01he has a shot at being a real magician
00:24:07and you are daniel just daniel nice coveralls daniel i give my servants the same ones enjoy your moment
00:24:17just daniel this will be the biggest crowd you ever performed for i can't believe he actually
00:24:23went there as if he was a real magician he's trying to be embarrassed it's sad he really thought that
00:24:28he could hang with the pros no you're sure about this trust me
00:24:37don't feel too bad you should be honored to be on the stage with me
00:24:42gentlemen are you ready i was born ready what about you buddy you look a little nervous
00:24:49maybe you should be
00:24:53because i'm about to embarrass the living shit out of you
00:25:00he's frozen with fear
00:25:02come on daniel was it stupid to pick him
00:25:05daniel are you okay absolutely oh my god what a shit show he's not even prepping you
00:25:14hey newbie this is when you're supposed to prepare your illusion
00:25:18i'm good
00:25:21no
00:25:23i'm good
00:25:24that's why i have a five star magician's amulet and you have what
00:25:30coveralls covered in dirt and dove shit you know what it's not too soon to back out
00:25:36if you do i'll give you the honor of having my autograph
00:25:40are you ready or do you need more time to prepare
00:25:43no i don't need more time for this trick
00:25:49then first up is matt von buren
00:25:53pay attention this is where you learn to respect your betters
00:26:11it's finished
00:26:17that was seamless
00:26:19unbelievable
00:26:20even i don't know how he did that
00:26:22there's no way daniel could do a trick that's even as fraction as good as matt's
00:26:29what do you think judges did matt von buren's trick fool you i have no idea how that was
00:26:35done if i didn't know any better i'd say it's a miracle i'm stumped well done you're three for
00:26:41three
00:26:44you have stumped our judges does anyone here know how he accomplished his trick
00:26:50anyone
00:26:55you have something to say prop boy i mean your trick wasn't bad i just know exactly how you did
00:27:01it
00:27:08sure you do please
00:27:11enlighten us tell us all how i did my trick
00:27:15all in good time
00:27:16idiot everybody knows that he's lying pathetic daniel you're up
00:27:30what's he doing he's making a fool out of all of us
00:27:33hey there looks like your fella's got some stage fright
00:27:38this is what happens when you don't respect the craft you're making a fool out of all of us
00:27:44i think he can do it
00:27:45it doesn't matter what you think okay you're not one of us
00:27:50you're just some dumb girl who had a little bit of money to burn
00:27:53if it weren't for you we wouldn't be in this mess
00:28:05looks like you're having some trouble
00:28:07here
00:28:08why don't you let me help you
00:28:15switch it now prop boy
00:28:19you need to end this
00:28:20now
00:28:21you're
00:28:25you're
00:28:25you're right
00:28:29i swore off my old wife
00:28:40but i can't keep running forever
00:28:47ladies and gentlemen
00:28:50are you ready for something extraordinary
00:28:55now but first
00:28:56i'm gonna need some help
00:28:59brie
00:29:00could you come here
00:29:07what is he doing
00:29:09you gotta be kidding me
00:29:10this is just sad
00:29:21you all know magic is an illusion
00:29:24but still
00:29:25you hold out hope that one day you'll experience something so incredible
00:29:29you can never explain it in a million years
00:29:32well isn't this like life
00:29:34see every day you experience your reality through your senses
00:29:37but what if you couldn't trust
00:29:39your senses
00:29:46wouldn't your reality then
00:29:48just be an illusion
00:29:52don't blink
00:29:54you'll miss it
00:30:09that's it
00:30:11nothing happened
00:30:12you're supposed to change the water into wine
00:30:14hey mr kensington
00:30:15i told you
00:30:17you shouldn't have put that glorified janitor up
00:30:18to take my place
00:30:19you should have
00:30:20respected my ranking
00:30:21no
00:30:22i think
00:30:23there's something else going on
00:30:25now i apologize ladies and gentlemen
00:30:27i can't seem to complete my transformation
00:30:30i knew it
00:30:31this theater is mine
00:30:34without one final piece of equipment
00:30:36which would be coming
00:30:37right about
00:30:39now
00:30:51what's he doing
00:30:52he thinks it's a cake knife
00:30:54he's gonna shatter that glass all over the floor
00:31:03how
00:31:12unbelievable
00:31:14amazing
00:31:22whoa
00:31:23that is fast
00:31:25there you go
00:31:27my judges
00:31:30incredible
00:31:34cake
00:31:35the lava is a chocolate wine reduction sauce
00:31:38really good
00:31:39i can't believe i'm eating cake
00:31:41the only person i've ever seen do a trick like this was
00:31:44the master of magic
00:31:47manuel
00:31:55how is this possible
00:32:02now for the critical moment
00:32:03judges
00:32:04what do you think
00:32:05do you know how he did it
00:32:07i have no idea
00:32:08not a clue
00:32:10and you jennifer
00:32:11i'm completely
00:32:13well in the case of a tie
00:32:17we turn back to the magicians themselves
00:32:21daniel
00:32:21you said earlier you know how matthew did his trick
00:32:25tell us
00:32:26yeah
00:32:27tell us
00:32:30he dropped in edible iron filmes
00:32:34then a hidden magnetic fan spun the iron
00:32:37ionizing
00:32:39turning the water red
00:32:40giving it the earthy flavors of a wine
00:32:45that's
00:32:46that's
00:32:46correct
00:32:49amazing
00:32:51amazing
00:32:51and matthew
00:32:52how did daniel do his trick
00:32:58i
00:33:01i don't know
00:33:02and with that
00:33:03daniel wins our first round
00:33:05oh
00:33:06oh
00:33:07oh
00:33:07oh
00:33:08oh
00:33:08oh
00:33:11you did it all
00:33:14with your help
00:33:18i need a knife
00:33:20let's give him cake
00:33:23well done young man
00:33:26the only other magician
00:33:28that could have accomplished
00:33:29that transformation
00:33:31was the master of magic
00:33:35no
00:33:35no
00:33:36he didn't transform anything
00:33:37he didn't even teleport
00:33:40he must have cheated
00:33:41there's no way
00:33:42an untrained worker
00:33:43has that much level of skill
00:33:44exactly
00:33:45he probably blackmailed the judges or something
00:33:50how could you let him beat you
00:33:51you embarrassed us with your performance
00:33:53how was i supposed to know
00:33:54he was gonna do that with the cup
00:33:55and teleport to the judges
00:33:56he's that guy
00:34:01it doesn't matter
00:34:03get out of my face
00:34:04it's time for the real magicians to get to work
00:34:07you think you've won
00:34:11you haven't won shit
00:34:13it's time to bring out my A team
00:34:21Kate Barlow
00:34:29miss Barlow
00:34:31thank you for joining us
00:34:33that's
00:34:34that's Kate Barlow
00:34:35she's the FISM world champion in parlor magic
00:34:38and an actual six star magician
00:34:41all right
00:34:41who's ready for the headliner
00:34:47second round is quick change magic
00:34:48that's Sophie's specialty
00:34:50you had your little fun in the first round
00:34:52but now
00:34:53watch an axle prep
00:34:55a real magician doesn't need to bribe the judges
00:34:57or cause some fake amateur distractions
00:35:00a real magician doesn't need to
00:35:02because she
00:35:03has hard earned skills
00:35:04now
00:35:07yeah
00:35:08get him Sophie
00:35:09always nice to see a fellow female on stage
00:35:12too bad I'm gonna crush you
00:35:13oh
00:35:14you think so
00:35:16your rank is impressive
00:35:17but it doesn't scare me
00:35:19oh
00:35:19you think I brought in Miss Barlow
00:35:21just for her rank
00:35:23you didn't
00:35:24I brought in Kate Barlow
00:35:27because she was the protege
00:35:28of the master of magic
00:35:32he taught me everything he knows
00:35:34funny
00:35:35I don't remember training her
00:35:39you were trained by the master of magic?
00:35:41oh she wasn't just trained by him
00:35:43he realized
00:35:44that she was better than him
00:35:45that's why he
00:35:47disappeared
00:35:48that can't be true right?
00:35:50Richard wouldn't dare
00:35:51make a claim like that
00:35:52if it wasn't true
00:35:53so what you're saying
00:35:54is that we have to compete
00:35:56against somebody who's
00:35:57better than the master of magic?
00:35:59oh so what?
00:36:00I'll still destroy you
00:36:01Sophie
00:36:02shut up
00:36:05Miss Barlow
00:36:06it is an honor to compete
00:36:08with a magician
00:36:10of your caliber
00:36:11I wish I could say the same
00:36:14but honestly
00:36:15it's an insult
00:36:16you're even trying to compete
00:36:18so why are you here?
00:36:21to shatter my teacher's old records
00:36:24and publicly declare myself
00:36:26the new master of magic
00:36:33ladies and gentlemen
00:36:34this next act is even harder than our first
00:36:38it is all about quick change magic
00:36:40transforming outfits as many times as possible
00:36:43in 30 seconds
00:36:45the world record is 17 changes
00:36:49held by the master of magic
00:36:56do you think you can beat that?
00:36:58that's a change every two seconds
00:36:59there's no way you can beat that
00:37:01I could beat that in my sleep
00:37:07hell
00:37:07there's not a magic technique in the world
00:37:09that would make that trick possible
00:37:10only the master of magic
00:37:12would be able to do that
00:37:13I know every one of his secrets
00:37:16are you saying you're going to break
00:37:18the master of magic's record?
00:37:20who here would like to see me break the record?
00:37:25then start the music
00:37:39one, two, right is three, standard
00:37:43oh, Dr. Pace, how is she doing?
00:37:45is she about to break the record?
00:37:49is she about to break the record?
00:37:51oh my god
00:37:51this is unreal
00:37:54this is history
00:37:57that is 18 changes
00:37:59ladies and gentlemen
00:38:00we have a new world record
00:38:02and possibly
00:38:03a new master of magic
00:38:06she just did that
00:38:08I've never seen anything like it
00:38:10the concentration
00:38:11the skill needed to do something like that
00:38:14she had to learn it from the master of magic
00:38:17I wouldn't believe it if I hadn't just seen it with my own eyes
00:38:20for a second there I thought she'd actually figure out my technique
00:38:23but no
00:38:24she's a fraud like the rest
00:38:26Sophie
00:38:26you can beat that, right?
00:38:29I can only manage nine or ten changes but not 18
00:38:35well
00:38:36are you even going to attempt to compete?
00:38:39or do you just want to give me the theater now?
00:38:43no one can do that
00:38:44we should just give up
00:38:46come on, Sophie
00:38:47there has to be some chance
00:38:48okay, you don't know what you're talking about
00:38:50I can't do that
00:38:52no one can do that
00:38:53you're just some dumb girl with money who tried to get into magic
00:38:56but you don't know anything about magic
00:38:58you put that guy on stage for Pete's sake
00:39:01are you going to come out here and embarrass yourselves?
00:39:04or can I get ready for my first photo shoot
00:39:07as the new master of magic?
00:39:10come on
00:39:10one of you at least has to try
00:39:13I can't lose this contract
00:39:14I have children that are my responsibility
00:39:16and they will starve
00:39:18Sophie?
00:39:20Eugene?
00:39:22Xavier?
00:39:23if I had my hand
00:39:25I would try
00:39:26but I don't even think I would stand a chance
00:39:29well, well
00:39:30looks like I won
00:39:33sir
00:39:34are you hiring?
00:39:37really?
00:39:38you're going to betray your boss right in front of him
00:39:40might as well
00:39:41we can't go down with a sinking ship of losers
00:39:44sorry, Samuel
00:39:45you should not put your faith in a stupid girl
00:39:47who doesn't understand the first thing about magic
00:39:48it's over
00:39:50the theater is mine
00:39:54I failed them
00:39:55I failed the orphanage
00:39:59might as well go with them, Daniel
00:40:02hey, watch
00:40:03where are you going?
00:40:06what is he doing?
00:40:10we still have a shot
00:40:12I'm going to take it
00:40:13Daniel, stop
00:40:14you can't just go out there and embarrass yourself
00:40:16I won't let you
00:40:16Marie
00:40:17if you trust me
00:40:22and with the Kensington team giving up
00:40:24the winners are
00:40:26wait
00:40:30the Kensington team sold us to do their quick change act
00:40:34that's adorable
00:40:35do you even know what a quick change act is, prop boy?
00:40:39I'll manage
00:40:40really, Samuel
00:40:42you're sending out the help again?
00:40:44this loser has no chance of beating Kate
00:40:46sir, we tried to warn him
00:40:48but Samuel just wouldn't
00:40:49listen
00:40:50this worker conned him
00:40:52just like he conned the judges in the last round
00:40:54yeah, that's not true
00:40:55the only reason why he's here
00:40:56is because Bree has a little crush on him
00:40:58that's enough
00:40:59ooh, is that what's going on?
00:41:01the producer's amateur boyfriend
00:41:03is trying to save the show
00:41:05that's really cute
00:41:06I said that's enough
00:41:08Daniel?
00:41:09are you ready?
00:41:12your time starts
00:41:16now
00:41:27we're waiting
00:41:29look at all these quick changes
00:41:31he's going so fast
00:41:32I can't keep track of them
00:41:33what is he doing?
00:41:35what is he doing?
00:41:36is he even doing magic?
00:41:37hey honey
00:41:38it doesn't look like magic's your thing
00:41:40but I'm always hiring boys to do my laundry
00:41:44what are you doing, boy?
00:41:46just trust him
00:41:48he has it under control
00:41:49are you kidding me?
00:41:50if he has it under control
00:41:52I'm freaking Merlin himself
00:41:54hey Bree
00:41:54you might want to turn around for this one
00:41:57okay?
00:41:58your boyfriend is about to reveal himself
00:41:59for the fraud that he truly is
00:42:01seriously, get off the stage
00:42:03you look like a fucking ass
00:42:06yo buddy, you're not getting 18, bro
00:42:07knock it off
00:42:09Daniel, what are you doing?
00:42:11are you happy?
00:42:12you've embarrassed yourself
00:42:13and wasted my precious time
00:42:21time
00:42:23time
00:42:23time is a funny thing, isn't it?
00:42:25you always complain that time goes by too fast
00:42:28but in moments like these
00:42:30it's like time
00:42:32stand still
00:42:36your technique wasn't bad
00:42:38just wasn't the master of magic's technique
00:42:44this is
00:42:47what's he gonna do?
00:42:48he's fine now
00:42:53I'll blink
00:43:04congratulations
00:43:05one change in 30 seconds
00:43:07I win
00:43:08but you can't call that a competition
00:43:10what a waste of time
00:43:11Sophie at least would have had a chance
00:43:13well, I think we know who won this contest
00:43:17are you sure about that?
00:43:18what?
00:43:20oh my god
00:43:22oh my god
00:43:23oh my god
00:43:23it's wrecked
00:43:2476
00:43:2577
00:43:27what the fuck?
00:43:30oh my god
00:43:30oh my god
00:43:36how did he do that?
00:43:4077
00:43:4178
00:43:51ladies and gentlemen
00:43:52we have 78 changes
00:43:54I can't believe it
00:43:55it's not possible
00:43:57it's impossible
00:44:00it's impossible for mere mortals
00:44:03but not for the master of magic
00:44:06wait
00:44:07is he the real master of magic?
00:44:11the misdirect you used
00:44:13showmanship
00:44:15the transformation on a massive scale
00:44:18ladies and gentlemen
00:44:20you have just witnessed the return of a legend
00:44:22because this man is the master of magic
00:44:26oh my god
00:44:28oh my god
00:44:28oh my god
00:44:29oh my god
00:44:33I knew it
00:44:33I knew it
00:44:35oh
00:44:36cause
00:44:38I just made an axe of myself
00:44:41in front of the real master of magic
00:44:44with that question
00:44:46I believe I speak for all three judges
00:44:48to declare that
00:44:49Daniel is the winner of this competition
00:44:52ladies and gentlemen
00:44:53you heard it
00:44:54Daniel wins the competition
00:44:58Daniel
00:44:58Daniel
00:45:00Daniel
00:45:00Daniel
00:45:02Daniel
00:45:03Daniel
00:45:04Daniel
00:45:04Daniel
00:45:05Daniel
00:45:06please
00:45:07please forgive me
00:45:08I was just so inspired by example growing up
00:45:11that I feel as if you've been with me every step of the way
00:45:14how dare you lie to me
00:45:15you swore to me you learned everything from him
00:45:17you're nothing but a fraud
00:45:19get out of here
00:45:24I spent the last six years looking for you
00:45:27I'd almost given up hope I'd ever find the master of magic
00:45:30cause I know that before you were the master of magic
00:45:33you were a world class cat burglar
00:45:40tonight
00:45:40the diamond nebula casino will have its biggest influx of cash in over a year
00:45:45I'm pulling together an organization to take it
00:45:48I'm talking hundreds of millions of dollars
00:45:51that you'd make more in one night than a lifetime performing on this stage
00:45:56here
00:45:58down payment to show you I'm serious
00:46:01so what do you say
00:46:03ready to make some real money
00:46:07I won both rounds to competition didn't I
00:46:11well yes
00:46:12then Mr. Kensington gets to keep his theater
00:46:15that was the deal
00:46:17right
00:46:17of course
00:46:19but what do you think of my offer
00:46:22what do I think of your offer
00:46:31why don't you get out of here before I conjure a horse out of your ass
00:46:37that was so good
00:46:42wow everybody give it up for the master of magic
00:46:47wow
00:46:50you know Daniel
00:46:51when I first saw you
00:46:53I knew that you were special
00:46:54yeah of course
00:46:56I mean even an idiot could see
00:46:58he was the master of magic
00:47:00and honestly
00:47:01I just feel so honored
00:47:04to be standing in the same room as you right now
00:47:07wow
00:47:10you guys are acting like you had his back this whole time
00:47:12after all the abuse you heaped on him earlier
00:47:15no we were just joking
00:47:18right
00:47:19guys
00:47:21you're gonna stay with us
00:47:22right
00:47:23Daniel
00:47:24yeah
00:47:24of course he's gonna stay with us
00:47:26we're just
00:47:27you know
00:47:27throwing him some love
00:47:29yeah
00:47:30the three of you
00:47:31your actions were a disgrace
00:47:34disrespecting the greatest
00:47:35magician of all time
00:47:38I think
00:47:39Daniel should decide what your punishment is
00:47:41punishment
00:47:42punishment is a very strong word
00:47:44I don't like that
00:47:46you know
00:47:48I do think
00:47:50maybe a little public humiliation
00:47:53will do you three some good
00:48:01I know I see it
00:48:02that's the most embarrassing thing I've ever seen
00:48:04disgusting
00:48:06what you need to go
00:48:08go
00:48:08we have to go here
00:48:14so
00:48:15you're really him
00:48:18master of magic
00:48:20I don't feel I
00:48:22am worthy to be on the same stage as you
00:48:25if
00:48:26you want to stay
00:48:27I gladly open for you
00:48:29and give you the
00:48:31marquee performance
00:48:32but
00:48:32whether you
00:48:34stay or leave
00:48:35it's
00:48:35it's completely
00:48:37your decision
00:48:38so what do you say
00:48:43if
00:48:43if
00:48:43you knew how I'd let Eric die
00:48:45you'd hate me
00:48:48I'm at the
00:48:49master of magic
00:48:51that
00:48:51may be true
00:48:53but
00:48:53nobody else
00:48:55could ever do
00:48:56what you did up here
00:49:10that bracelet
00:49:13could Daniel be Eric's brother
00:49:27hey
00:49:29all this time
00:49:30and I didn't recognize you
00:49:32Daniel Angier
00:49:33but you're still the same
00:49:35the older brother
00:49:36looking out for the smaller kid
00:49:38anytime Eric got hurt
00:49:39he'd come running
00:49:43but what I mattered the most
00:49:45I let him down
00:49:50Eric knew what he was doing
00:49:53and he was so proud of you
00:49:55the only time
00:49:56you let him down
00:49:57it's when you stopped
00:49:58being the master of magic
00:50:00what
00:50:01Eric believed in you
00:50:04and your gifts
00:50:05don't let your guilt
00:50:06take that away
00:50:08you're still the master of magic
00:50:11you just have to claim it
00:50:19where'd he go
00:50:20Daniel
00:50:21Daniel
00:50:21we want an interview
00:50:22in here
00:50:34I could have sworn he went this way
00:50:35we don't have to be here
00:50:36you have to be here somewhere
00:50:36you have to be here somewhere
00:50:37you have to be here somewhere
00:50:40some
00:50:45your feelings
00:50:46ah well that sounds
00:50:48awful
00:50:50huh
00:50:50hmm
00:51:18See you next time.
00:51:48See you next time.
00:51:59See you next time.
00:52:16What happened to this orphanage?
00:52:19Good business.
00:52:21That's what happened.
00:52:29This is Barry Carnegie.
00:52:31He owns the orphanage.
00:52:33You're supposed to be in jail.
00:52:34Ah, so you recognize me.
00:52:37Silly boy.
00:52:38Jail and laws are only for the poor.
00:52:41I was out in two years.
00:52:43And I've already taken back my casino.
00:52:45As well as this place.
00:52:47It's mine.
00:52:48I bought it.
00:52:49And I've been using it for child labor to squeeze every dime out of it and funnel it into my
00:52:54casino.
00:52:55You're a monster.
00:52:56Ah.
00:52:57If I'm such a monster, why don't you buy the orphanage from me, huh?
00:53:00Oh, you can't.
00:53:02Because you're poor and pathetic.
00:53:06See this watch?
00:53:07This is worth more than the whole place.
00:53:09So, you either give me the money for the orphanage, or you get the fuck out.
00:53:15I'm gonna get it.
00:53:16Well, babe, you better get all of it to me by noon tomorrow.
00:53:20Because that's when the dozers start up.
00:53:22We're gonna tear this place apart from my new casino.
00:53:27But you can't be serious.
00:53:29What about the children?
00:53:31Miss Anderson, what is he talking about?
00:53:34Are we gonna lose our home?
00:53:36Yeah, you are.
00:53:38But, listen.
00:53:41You can stay in my hotel.
00:53:43Ten grand a night.
00:53:45You got that kind of money, kid?
00:53:48I didn't think so.
00:53:51Let's go.
00:53:53Pay your once millions for this place.
00:53:57I mean, how am I gonna get that kind of money by tomorrow at noon?
00:54:02You'll have your money.
00:54:04Oh, yeah.
00:54:07Where are you gonna get it?
00:54:09Tonight, the Diamond Nebula Casino will have its biggest influx of cash in over a year.
00:54:15We're talking hundreds of millions of dollars.
00:54:18I'm gonna rob your casino.
00:54:43I'm gonna pull off this heist and save the orphanage in your memory, Eric.
00:54:50Oh, I see Richard got the three links to try to steal the money of top burglars in the world.
00:54:56Lily.
00:54:58System logistics and camera espionage.
00:55:02The Lisa, who cracked the Kremlin's most secure vault three times.
00:55:08And Evita, who can seduce anyone with a pulse.
00:55:13They're good.
00:55:15Almost as good as me.
00:55:17Fortunately, I can use that to my advantage.
00:55:30So, I gather you three are here to rob the Diamond Nebula vaults as well.
00:55:39I'm just who you think you are, idiot man with a dead fish.
00:55:43And tell her why she shouldn't gut you right now like a mule deer.
00:55:46Maybe we should play with this little man for a little bit.
00:55:49And then, snip his manhood off.
00:55:52We don't need a knife.
00:55:53I'm sure a pair of blizzers would be being up.
00:55:58Ladies, please, let's make a deal.
00:56:07See if I can help you, I take a share of it.
00:56:11If I can't, I take nothing.
00:56:20How did he do that?
00:56:23Well, this is Vegas.
00:56:25He's probably just some lucky trickster.
00:56:27Give us a moment.
00:56:31There's nobody here.
00:56:33Maybe he could be our father.
00:56:35I like it.
00:56:36He's clearly in your reason.
00:56:38It's not like he's a pro and we'd see it coming.
00:56:40We could double cross him.
00:56:43He's...
00:56:43All right.
00:56:45We'll let you help us.
00:56:47And we'll even let you in all the cash.
00:56:50But you have to prove yourself first.
00:56:55I'm listening.
00:56:59You see that cart over there, little boy?
00:57:01Clear it out.
00:57:02Bring us the chips.
00:57:04You have five minutes.
00:57:05Do that, and we will know that you can be a part of this heist.
00:57:09Look at him.
00:57:10This man-child doesn't know the first thing about picking a pocket.
00:57:14First, you're going to need a key.
00:57:16And you got that?
00:57:17A key.
00:57:17And then...
00:57:19My own two writing system.
00:57:22Honey, you should give up now.
00:57:25You're a little house kitten dealing with apex predators.
00:57:32Okay.
00:57:35He is stupider than I thought.
00:57:37He's going in the wrong direction.
00:57:39Completely unaware of his environment.
00:57:41Hopeless.
00:57:41This whole thing is a waste of time.
00:57:44Let's just get rid of him.
00:57:48Is he getting a drink during a hast?
00:57:51Oh, I'm so nervous.
00:57:52I need a drink with water.
00:57:54He's only going to slow us down.
00:57:56Look at him.
00:58:01Oh!
00:58:01Are you serious?
00:58:03Jesus Christ.
00:58:04I am a klutz and a half.
00:58:07I am so sorry.
00:58:08Here, let me just...
00:58:08Let me help you just wipe.
00:58:09No, no, get off of me, man.
00:58:11It's a garbage.
00:58:12Sorry.
00:58:13Yeah, garbage.
00:58:14Just...
00:58:16He tried a little bump and snatch.
00:58:18He could grab the key.
00:58:19He's edible failure.
00:58:21I have seen enough.
00:58:27You had your shot and you blew it.
00:58:30Like the same thief you are.
00:58:32Now you can go.
00:58:33You blew your chance to work with the best in the world, guy.
00:58:37Best in the world, huh?
00:58:40Although maybe you can tell me how I did this.
00:58:55Impossible.
00:58:56He never even opens a chip card.
00:58:58Who is this guy?
00:59:00Could he be the one playing us?
00:59:03How...
00:59:03How did he do that?
00:59:06Is this enough proof for you?
00:59:10Ladies, those chips did not come from the cart.
00:59:12No one is their group.
00:59:14He probably already had them on his sleeve.
00:59:17That makes sense.
00:59:19He's treating this like some little magic show.
00:59:21If he's clearly an amateur, which is good, we wouldn't want a double-classy bra.
00:59:25He's their perfect dumb taxi.
00:59:29All right.
00:59:30They'll let you help us.
00:59:31But don't get in our way.
00:59:36Deal.
00:59:38Okay.
00:59:39Let's get back to the plan, shall we?
00:59:42Cuatro, cinco, seis.
00:59:44I count six guards at the vault.
00:59:46All six Slovakian mercenaries.
00:59:49Sworn to protect that vault with their lives.
00:59:51This is child's play.
00:59:53Easier than roping a legless mule.
00:59:56It's time for a distraction.
00:59:59When I walk past those guards, they won't be able to take their eyes off me.
01:00:04Your plan is broken.
01:00:07What did you just say?
01:00:09I said your plan is broken.
01:00:11Do you realize how ignorant you sound?
01:00:14Evita seduced presidents, kings, CEOs, bishops.
01:00:18And that perfume that she just sprayed on has a pheromone that completely takes over the male brain.
01:00:28That's what I thought.
01:00:30Finally, something makes it to that Neanderthal school of you.
01:00:33Now shut up and watch your professional work.
01:00:37Look, idiot.
01:00:39Watch her sway.
01:00:43It is already starting to work.
01:00:55Her last conquest was the richest man in South America.
01:00:59She took him for all he was worth.
01:01:02And to be formed then, the head of Monica.
01:01:05So how exactly is her plan broken?
01:01:08You'll see for yourself in three, two.
01:01:13Oh, my God.
01:01:14You smell that?
01:01:15Oh, my God.
01:01:18Oh, my God.
01:01:21Oh, that scent.
01:01:24I get the disease.
01:01:25Halt!
01:01:28Halt!
01:01:29Get back to your post.
01:01:31What are you doing?
01:01:33Damn it.
01:01:34The perfume does not work on dimmit.
01:01:35It's fine.
01:01:37I almost got them away from the vault.
01:01:38And that stupid Captain Moose, I will try again any real work.
01:01:42They do not have time.
01:01:43We need a new distraction now.
01:01:49What's wrong with him?
01:01:50When he goes to destroy the guards, they will catch him.
01:01:53We'll kill two guards with one stone.
01:01:57You go.
01:02:00Ay, ay, ay.
01:02:01These portraits on our beach can't even try to be sneaky.
01:02:03I mean, just look at how he walked right up to us earlier.
01:02:06Exactly.
01:02:07He'll get arrested, and that will be the big distraction that we need.
01:02:10This snotty-nosed cult really thinks he's getting a payday tonight.
01:02:14I almost feel sorry for him.
01:02:22Is he blind as well as stupid?
01:02:24He's walking right past the guards.
01:02:28Maybe he's leaving, realizing it was too hard for him.
01:02:35Is he going to gamble now?
01:02:36Is he serious?
01:02:38My priceless, one-of-a-kind, two-faced trick coin.
01:02:41It's hard to let go.
01:02:43It's hard to save the orphans.
01:02:45I'd do anything.
01:02:46He's not even using Zindu slot machines.
01:02:49He's gambling with the old ones.
01:02:51How is he going to be a distraction?
01:02:52Huh?
01:02:52How?
01:02:55This is ridiculous.
01:02:56We have to go in.
01:02:57He can't even distract the guards.
01:02:58He's not even smart enough to be a foul guy.
01:03:00My bedroom is ready.
01:03:01I'm going back.
01:03:02No, babe.
01:03:06I want to see him fail.
01:03:08Then, he will cut.
01:03:22Oh, no way.
01:03:27Oh, my gosh.
01:03:28Amazing!
01:03:29On your first try?
01:03:31Jackpot?
01:03:32How did he do that?
01:03:33Oh, my goodness.
01:03:34He probably just got lucky.
01:03:35That's not a real distraction.
01:03:48The slot machines are paid off!
01:04:00All security personnel to the floor.
01:04:03That's impossible.
01:04:04Why did Sam Hill just happen?
01:04:05Is he more good than any two?
01:04:07Ladies, are we getting played by Kim?
01:04:15No, probably just more beginner's luck.
01:04:17Right.
01:04:18When we need him to take the fall, he'll still easily do it.
01:04:22He's going in the vault.
01:04:23He's trying to get the cash before we do.
01:04:31The same vault I broke into six years ago
01:04:33to steal the documents that got the owner arrested.
01:04:38Trying to go in without us?
01:04:39Don't think I want that little Smokey here
01:04:41to take a piece out of you
01:04:42if you try to double-cross us.
01:04:44Didn't your parents ever teach you
01:04:45not to play with those things?
01:04:50Hot blazes!
01:04:51How did that happen?
01:04:59You were going to pay for that!
01:05:00Dory, it'll wash out.
01:05:02And I couldn't double-cross you if I tried.
01:05:07That's right.
01:05:08We're too good.
01:05:09We are professionals.
01:05:10You are just some nobody
01:05:11who thinks a few magic things
01:05:13puts you in our league.
01:05:14Oh, whatever.
01:05:15Step aside.
01:05:15We are wasting valuable time.
01:05:17It's time for the professionals to work.
01:05:23Alisa is the best safe-cracker in the world.
01:05:27She's cracked into safes
01:05:28at the Bank of London,
01:05:29the New York Federal Reserve,
01:05:30and Fort Knox all in one week.
01:05:32Can't do that with your little coin trick.
01:05:34Just as I thought.
01:05:36Three lockers,
01:05:37mechanical combination,
01:05:38and a biometric ID reader.
01:05:40No wonder only one thief
01:05:41has ever been able to crack this safe.
01:05:43Yeah.
01:05:44Me.
01:05:45Fortunately,
01:05:47that one thief
01:05:48was me
01:05:48six years ago.
01:05:52Is she really trying to take credit
01:05:54for my heist?
01:06:03One down,
01:06:04three to go.
01:06:10Intruder alert.
01:06:12False entry detected.
01:06:13Notifying authorities in 20 seconds.
01:06:15Me, me, me.
01:06:16Alisa,
01:06:16you triggered the door alarm.
01:06:17We have to make it stop.
01:06:19Just give me a minute.
01:06:20We don't have a minute.
01:06:21How did you disarm it last time?
01:06:22Because it was you
01:06:23who cracked the safe, right?
01:06:25Somebody shut me off.
01:06:26Eleven.
01:06:27Well, I'm just saying,
01:06:28you taught us before,
01:06:29so I'm not checking a problem.
01:06:31Stop bothering her with your questions
01:06:32and just standing in the corner
01:06:33like a good little boy.
01:06:34Five,
01:06:36four,
01:06:37three,
01:06:38two,
01:06:41three,
01:06:42two,
01:06:43three,
01:06:44two,
01:06:46intruder alert canceled.
01:06:49Got it.
01:06:50Sure you did.
01:06:52How was I supposed to know
01:06:53the interior had been modified
01:06:55to lock like an IBV international vault?
01:06:57You should have stolen
01:06:58the vault's blueprints beforehand.
01:07:00Like I did.
01:07:01Uh,
01:07:02give me another second.
01:07:03Ladies,
01:07:04we don't have another second.
01:07:06Hold on.
01:07:07I'll give it a shot.
01:07:09You don't really think
01:07:10you can be faster than me.
01:07:11I am the one
01:07:12who cracks the safe,
01:07:13not shoot.
01:07:14Stop distracting her.
01:07:16This is a job for the pros.
01:07:17Alyssa,
01:07:17you got this.
01:07:18No,
01:07:18she doesn't.
01:07:19What are you talking about?
01:07:21She won't get it open.
01:07:22The place where she's drilling,
01:07:23it won't work.
01:07:24You do not know
01:07:24what you're talking about.
01:07:25You are nothing
01:07:26and you are a nobody.
01:07:33Got it.
01:07:35She won't get it open.
01:07:37Go back to shoplifting,
01:07:38you child.
01:07:42What is it?
01:07:43What's wrong?
01:07:47It's hollow.
01:07:48The locking mechanism
01:07:49must be in a different
01:07:50part of the door.
01:07:51Look,
01:07:52the guard's almost here.
01:07:52I can help.
01:07:53My idiot,
01:07:54I almost found it.
01:07:55Alyssa.
01:07:57What?
01:08:00Maybe we should
01:08:00give him a shot.
01:08:01And if he can't open it,
01:08:03then we will tackle him
01:08:04and then say that we
01:08:05stopped him from
01:08:06robbing the casino.
01:08:10Hold yours.
01:08:11Try not to screw up,
01:08:12but I already started.
01:08:14Don't worry.
01:08:15We'll be inside the vault
01:08:16in a matter of seconds.
01:08:23What the hell
01:08:24are you doing?
01:08:25Is this idiota
01:08:26trying to pray
01:08:26his way into the vault?
01:08:27He's drunk.
01:08:28He's been drunk
01:08:29the whole time.
01:08:30We're just seeing it now.
01:08:31Well,
01:08:31if you'd stop talking
01:08:32and listen,
01:08:33you'd hear the magnets
01:08:34sliding around inside.
01:08:35All security personnel,
01:08:37we have a
01:08:38code nine
01:08:39at the vault.
01:08:40Thumbs up.
01:08:41Tickle him.
01:08:45Now for the magic words.
01:08:50Open sesame.
01:09:00Oh, the hell?
01:09:02Impossibile.
01:09:03Who are you?
01:09:04Are you in the middle of our heads?
01:09:06Ladies,
01:09:06I suggest we get in.
01:09:16What the fuck?
01:09:20God damn.
01:09:22There's got to be
01:09:22near a billion in here.
01:09:24I am taking
01:09:25a decade-long spotter.
01:09:26I am finally going to
01:09:27buy the mention
01:09:28of the Kispy and see.
01:09:39Bingo.
01:09:42Just what do you think
01:09:43you're doing?
01:09:45Just taking my share.
01:09:48You think you are so smart.
01:09:50Did you really think
01:09:52we were going to let you
01:09:53walk out of here
01:09:53with some money?
01:09:56We played you the entire time
01:09:58and you didn't even notice.
01:10:00You see those cameras?
01:10:03They've been recording us
01:10:04the entire time,
01:10:05except I put a bug in them
01:10:06to remove all of us
01:10:07from the recording.
01:10:09All of us.
01:10:10Except for you.
01:10:11You really thought
01:10:12you could hang
01:10:13with the three links.
01:10:14You were just our fault.
01:10:15That is what happens
01:10:17when you try to run
01:10:17this city, girls.
01:10:19Enjoy prison.
01:10:21Mr. Kim,
01:10:22we got it.
01:10:23It's safe for you
01:10:24to come in.
01:10:28Whoa.
01:10:29This is more
01:10:30than I even thought.
01:10:33Barry is so paranoid,
01:10:34he put all his valuables
01:10:35in here.
01:10:36Come on, ladies.
01:10:36We can't stand around.
01:10:37Pack up.
01:10:39Who's this?
01:10:40Oh, no one.
01:10:42A pathetic poser
01:10:42is too dumb to realize
01:10:44we're taking advantage of him.
01:10:45We had him take the fall.
01:10:47He was easy.
01:10:47Almost a little too easy.
01:10:49It's like he wanted us
01:10:50to set him up.
01:10:52Sorry, buddy,
01:10:53but you shouldn't have
01:10:54tried to swim with the sharks.
01:10:56I'll remember that next time.
01:11:00Wait.
01:11:01Wait, I know that voice.
01:11:03Who?
01:11:05Who are you?
01:11:08You know exactly
01:11:09who I am.
01:11:12You stupid broads!
01:11:14Do you have any idea
01:11:15who you messed with?
01:11:16I want to be petty safe.
01:11:18Hey, calm down, Mr. Kim.
01:11:19He is a nobody.
01:11:21He's...
01:11:21He's not a nobody, he's...
01:11:23Richard, tranquilo.
01:11:24He's just our patsy.
01:11:26We had him in our web
01:11:27the entire time.
01:11:28He wasn't in your web.
01:11:29You were in his.
01:11:31You fools!
01:11:33Please.
01:11:34Please don't do this.
01:11:36Let us go.
01:11:36Relax, Richard.
01:11:38I can do anything crazy,
01:11:40like...
01:11:40reactivate the alarms.
01:11:42Oh, thank you.
01:11:44Because I already have.
01:11:49What?
01:11:54What kind of idiots are you?
01:11:56And what kind of idiots
01:11:58are you all?
01:11:59You think you can just
01:12:00waltz in here?
01:12:01Steal my stash?
01:12:02No.
01:12:04Not here.
01:12:05Not on my turf.
01:12:08Oh, Jesus.
01:12:10The three links, huh?
01:12:12KGB, Annie Oakley,
01:12:14and Penelope Cruz.
01:12:16The world's best cat burglars.
01:12:19My pink ass.
01:12:21Oh, God.
01:12:22And that's Richard Kim,
01:12:23isn't it?
01:12:24The geriatric hutster
01:12:25from the Cretaceous period.
01:12:27Trying to de-extinct your career
01:12:29after that deplorable
01:12:30magic competition.
01:12:33And you.
01:12:35That mask.
01:12:38I know you.
01:12:39You're the son of a bitch
01:12:41that got me put away
01:12:42for two years.
01:12:44Well, too bad it didn't stick.
01:12:46Huh?
01:12:47But as I recall,
01:12:48I did kill your brother.
01:12:50I put him down
01:12:52like a dog.
01:12:53I should have put you
01:12:54down that night, too.
01:12:56Tell you what.
01:12:57We're gonna finish
01:12:58that job
01:12:59right now.
01:13:07Well, I knew it.
01:13:08You never did
01:13:09quite perfect
01:13:10that trick,
01:13:11did you?
01:13:16That's not my blood.
01:13:23You're probably thinking,
01:13:24I didn't see
01:13:25how he did that.
01:13:27And you know
01:13:28why he didn't?
01:13:30He blinked.
01:13:31Get him!
01:13:35Sweet.
01:13:36You guys brought flowers.
01:13:44No!
01:13:46No!
01:13:48No!
01:13:48No!
01:13:50No!
01:13:51No!
01:13:53Freeze!
01:14:01That's enough.
01:14:08What?
01:14:10How did you do that?
01:14:11I sewed like a bunch
01:14:13of hogs
01:14:13before getting
01:14:14butchered
01:14:14for a pit roast.
01:14:15What the hell happened?
01:14:17Why am I tied up?
01:14:18Because the real police
01:14:19are on their way
01:14:20and I want to make
01:14:20their job easier on them.
01:14:22Oh, and don't worry,
01:14:23it's just a flesh wound.
01:14:24I'm sure you'll go on
01:14:25to live many years
01:14:26in prison.
01:14:27Now, why would I
01:14:28go to prison?
01:14:29You're the thief.
01:14:30You're stealing from me.
01:14:33It's because you've been
01:14:34using your casino
01:14:35as one big cover
01:14:36as the biggest drug ring
01:14:37in the United States.
01:14:39Not even your billions
01:14:40can get you out of this.
01:14:42Because who the hell are you?
01:15:06You did it, Eric.
01:15:09untraceable Bitcoin cryptocurrency enough to pay off the loans from the
01:15:12orphanage and put those kids through college we did it
01:15:22and the kids just love all the colors of the stained glass windows and the
01:15:28library we get brand new books every day thank you I still can't understand how
01:15:35you found the money to pay off all those loans you wouldn't believe me if I told
01:15:39you
01:15:43mommy daddy let's get ice cream for the show yeah ice cream right my mind you're like a
01:15:49little magician okay I guess we'll see you nicely always looking forward to it
01:15:53let's go get that ice cream
01:16:01ladies and gentlemen allow me to introduce you to the newest member of
01:16:06the Angier magic team
01:16:08the one the only mistress of magic herself
01:16:17cheer
01:16:19you
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