00:00Taylor Swift may be getting married at MSG.
00:02Okay.
00:03No.
00:04I'm just going to say no.
00:05It's not happening?
00:06No.
00:07I'm shutting it down.
00:08I'm going to call the mayor right after this.
00:10Okay.
00:11Or I'll see him just riding his bike.
00:12He loves that.
00:13And I'm just going to, I'm convinced I'm going to run into him just walking around.
00:17He's always in a suit.
00:18And I'm going to stop him.
00:19And he's very approachable and very, I'm sure he's very lovely.
00:22And just say, hey, quick question.
00:25Don't even live here.
00:26Didn't vote for you.
00:27Would have voted for you, but don't even live here.
00:29I need you to call MSG.
00:31And then I need you to call a girl.
00:32Her first name is Taylor.
00:34And her last name will be Kelsey.
00:36Right now it's Swift.
00:38And just say these words.
00:40I'm shutting it down.
00:42And I'm sure the mayor, you know, because he's the mayor of everyone.
00:45He's everyone.
00:46He's America's mayor.
00:47Literally.
00:48The world's mayor.
00:49And so I'm sure he'll take care of it.
00:50But I'm going to say, but I need you to do it in front of me.
00:52And so I'll make him take his phone out.
00:54And I have the number for MSG because I've played there.
00:56Not the big one, but I play the theater inside it.
00:59And then I'll say, let's do this together.
01:01And then she can just get married at St.
01:03Pat's Cathedral like a normal celebrity.
01:05That's true.
