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Craving My Brother's Best Friend Drama DramaRush
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00:00:01you
00:00:05Open your legs up for me.
00:00:07What?
00:00:08Like that?
00:00:09Like that?
00:00:15Oh, yeah, right there.
00:00:18Are you sure you're ready for me to take a virginity?
00:00:20This is the only thing I've ever wanted in my whole life.
00:00:23I only want you.
00:00:26Your brother's gonna kill me.
00:00:28But I don't care.
00:00:30You're all I've ever wanted to.
00:00:40That's how Brett Harrison, the star quarterback,
00:00:43my brother's best friend,
00:00:44claimed my soul, my body, and my virginity
00:00:46on my 18th birthday.
00:00:47In my fantasy, anyway.
00:00:49Brett has been the leading man of my smut fanfic for a year.
00:00:52In reality, he's completely out of my league.
00:00:54It's pure tragic.
00:00:55Not only is he the star quarterback,
00:00:57but he's also my brother's best friend.
00:00:58So to him, I'm just a little sister.
00:01:02Oh, shit!
00:01:03Fucking dumbass!
00:01:05Stupid!
00:01:06Stupid!
00:01:08Pay attention to what you're doing.
00:01:10It could have been really bad.
00:01:12Oh, fuck.
00:01:13Oh, my God.
00:01:15What?
00:01:15No.
00:01:16No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:01:18Oh, my God.
00:01:19Tell me I didn't just send Brett Harrison a 4,000 word pure smut.
00:01:23Starring him.
00:01:27All right.
00:01:28Welcome to the kingdom, Allie.
00:01:29You crash here when I'm off of the league this year.
00:01:31This is awesome.
00:01:33I mean, finally, no rules, no parents.
00:01:35And best of all, there's no you.
00:01:38But you are welcome to my housewarming party tonight.
00:01:40But bring something.
00:01:41Not so fast.
00:01:42You're not staying here alone.
00:01:43I got you a roommate.
00:01:45You're just gonna keep an eye on you.
00:01:46What?
00:01:47A roommate?
00:01:48No, I'm an adult.
00:01:49I don't need a babysitter.
00:01:50No, no.
00:01:50You're a big baby.
00:01:51And you know it.
00:01:52Okay.
00:01:53Fine.
00:01:54Who is it?
00:02:11Hey, roomie.
00:02:11It's been a while.
00:02:12You've, uh, definitely grown up.
00:02:16Oh, you've got to be kidding me.
00:02:18I'm living with Brett Harrison.
00:02:19The same Brett Harrison.
00:02:21I accidentally emailed a 10-page smut about us.
00:02:24Uh, Ellie, my eyes are up here.
00:02:26Wait.
00:02:27Allie, quit drooling.
00:02:28Hold on, that's gross.
00:02:29I wasn't, I wouldn't call it drooling.
00:02:31I would say it's zoning out.
00:02:33Dude, you've got to start wearing a shirt.
00:02:34Put some actual pants on.
00:02:35You can't go come in front of my little sister.
00:02:37Yeah.
00:02:37Sure.
00:02:38I don't care, man.
00:02:39You're on watch duty now.
00:02:40You've got to keep the horny jocks away from her.
00:02:42Okay?
00:02:42And remember, most important part.
00:02:43Road code.
00:02:44We don't mess with each other's sisters.
00:02:46What?
00:02:46I don't want to sleep with you, Ryan.
00:02:47Catch you later, okay?
00:02:48Okay.
00:02:48All right.
00:02:49Catch you after practice, okay?
00:02:50All right.
00:02:50Later, buddy.
00:02:52You know, I don't think that I'm the one having a hard time keeping it in my pants.
00:03:00Hey.
00:03:00Hey.
00:03:01Reminds me.
00:03:02Have you gotten any weird emails from me?
00:03:05I don't know.
00:03:07I don't know.
00:03:07Why don't you let it define weird?
00:03:08It's like a virus, maybe, or scam, bug, like anything like that.
00:03:15Sometimes they have files that, like, will give you a virus if you open it, so you just
00:03:18don't want to open it.
00:03:19And if you see anything from me, you should just delete it right away and don't ever look
00:03:22at it.
00:03:23Yeah, right.
00:03:24A virus just happened to write ten pages of smut about us having sex.
00:03:28That's a bummer, huh?
00:03:29Yeah.
00:03:30No, I've been, uh, you know, at a training camp last like two weeks, so I had your signal.
00:03:35So he hasn't seen it.
00:03:36I'm safe.
00:03:37Why?
00:03:38What's on the email?
00:03:40Why?
00:03:40What's on the email?
00:03:41Anything, uh, scandalous?
00:03:43Inappropriate?
00:03:43Anything I should know about?
00:03:44Nothing.
00:03:45Nothing.
00:03:46Because you know, like I am, could be looking after you.
00:03:48You made a promise to Ron, so, uh, if there's anything I need to know about, you
00:03:50should, uh, tell me.
00:03:52No.
00:03:53Nothing.
00:03:53Nothing scandalous.
00:03:54I'm gonna go.
00:03:55Actually, I should go.
00:03:56Oh, good to see you.
00:04:00Okay.
00:04:01Deep breath.
00:04:02This is my year.
00:04:03New city.
00:04:04New school.
00:04:05I'm gonna make this squad.
00:04:06And I'm not going to think about Brett's stupid, perfect abs.
00:04:24What is a size 8 doing in my locker room?
00:04:26Uh, more like a 12.
00:04:30Hi.
00:04:31Um, I'm Allison.
00:04:32I would really love to be on your cheerleading team.
00:04:35Sweetie.
00:04:35Cheerleaders need to be liftable.
00:04:37And...
00:04:37more delicate.
00:04:39You know what I mean?
00:04:40Uh, but I was captain of my high school team, and I learned really fast.
00:04:44Okay.
00:04:45You want a shot?
00:04:47But you have to prove your guts first.
00:04:48Okay.
00:04:49Yeah, I'll do anything.
00:04:50Go talk to the football captain.
00:04:51If he's okay with someone your size on the sidelines, then I'm fine with it.
00:04:57Sure.
00:04:57Yeah.
00:04:58Um, Brycey.
00:04:59He's in a team meeting.
00:05:01Down the hallway, third door on the left.
00:05:03And just barge in.
00:05:04Be aggressive.
00:05:05He loves them.
00:05:07See you later.
00:05:08Oh, my God.
00:05:12Oh, my God.
00:05:13Oh, my God.
00:05:13Oh, my God.
00:05:13Oh, my God.
00:05:13Oh, my God.
00:05:13Oh, my God.
00:05:13Oh, my God.
00:05:14Oh, my God.
00:05:14Oh, my God.
00:05:14Oh, my God.
00:05:19Oh, my God.
00:05:28Oh, my God.
00:05:36Oh, my God.
00:05:37Oh, my God.
00:05:37You, uhh, lost Babygirl?
00:05:38Cause, uhh, you've just come here for a show?
00:05:40We've lost.
00:05:41And we still got a sec.
00:05:45Hope you brought your mepots, virgin.
00:05:47Oh, my God.
00:05:48Oh, my God.
00:05:49Oh, Frank.
00:05:50Don't be shy, baby. Turn around.
00:05:52Whoa.
00:05:57Look, I'm here in official business, okay? I just, I need to see the captain.
00:06:00Actually, I have a captain right here. Are you needing a salute?
00:06:05Back off.
00:06:20You looking for me? You looking for me?
00:06:24What do you think you're doing in the boys' locker room?
00:06:26Brett? He's the football captain? Of course he is. Who else could it be?
00:06:31Look, I need to ask you something.
00:06:33You know, you have a habit of walking in on me when I'm half-making.
00:06:36Brett, this is serious, okay? The girls on the cheerleading team said that I need to ask your permission to
00:06:40be put on the squad.
00:06:41Elson, I think these girls are messing with you.
00:06:43I'm the captain of the team, but that doesn't mean I decided the roster the coach just said.
00:06:46Oh, my God.
00:06:47Sorry.
00:06:48I have to go.
00:06:50Cool it down, sweetheart.
00:06:52You look thirsty.
00:06:59Hey, well, great. Well, you guys are going to be running left until you fucking puke. Put it down.
00:07:05What's that?
00:07:07All right, let's get you out of here. I don't want to just see you like this.
00:07:08It's okay. I can just go out.
00:07:19I finally did it. The thing I fantasized about since I was 12 years old. I kissed my brother's best
00:07:24friend. And holy hell, it felt good.
00:07:28The captain just got sacked by the team version.
00:07:32What's up, Chelle?
00:07:34I slept.
00:07:40You guys are best.
00:07:42It's just a joke.
00:07:43Seriously.
00:07:45The captain just got sacked by the team version.
00:07:48Don't look as a kisser.
00:07:49In the men's shower, Allison, unhinged, that he kissed as good as he loves.
00:07:54Kill me now.
00:08:00What are you doing here?
00:08:02I'm here to pick you up. Obviously.
00:08:05Didn't your practice end like four hours ago?
00:08:07Yes, it did.
00:08:08You've just been waiting.
00:08:10Yeah, and whose fault is that?
00:08:12I messaged you.
00:08:13Oh, crap.
00:08:14I blocked him the second I hit send on that smut.
00:08:16I was dying of embarrassment.
00:08:18I must have missed your message.
00:08:20Sorry.
00:08:21Missed my message, Chelle?
00:08:23No, I don't think so.
00:08:24I think.
00:08:25I've been blocked for a month.
00:08:27Why?
00:08:28Okay, come on.
00:08:29What?
00:08:29Just give it back.
00:08:30Whatever you...
00:08:31Hold on.
00:08:32You're texting Chad?
00:08:34I've been blocked for a month, but you're texting Chad at midnight.
00:08:37You know, Chad's not walking STD.
00:08:38He sleeps with everything that moves.
00:08:39Are you into that?
00:08:40We're doing a school project together.
00:08:41Ah, a school project.
00:08:42Yes.
00:08:43You know, Chad is definitely known for his academic passions.
00:08:45Well, it's the truth.
00:08:46So, can you just give me my phone back, please?
00:08:48Hold on.
00:08:49Let me do something really quick.
00:08:49What are you doing?
00:08:50There you go.
00:08:51Chad is deleted.
00:08:52What?
00:08:53What?
00:08:53Stop!
00:08:54Dirty done.
00:08:54That's not cool.
00:08:55You can't do that.
00:08:56That's not fair.
00:08:58Yes, it is.
00:08:58Because, listen, you're my business now.
00:09:01So, right now, I want you to open your phone.
00:09:03So, take your phone out.
00:09:07Cool.
00:09:07Do what?
00:09:08And I want you to, uh, pin my contact to the top.
00:09:18Keep it cool, Allison.
00:09:19Act like you've been in a car before.
00:09:22This is literally my fanfic.
00:09:23The car, the moonlit night, and the brooding quarterback.
00:09:28I'm going to spontaneously combust.
00:09:32This is all I've ever wanted.
00:09:36And we all play.
00:09:38We only have ever wanted you.
00:09:42Yes.
00:09:43Rhett.
00:09:44Harder.
00:09:46Faster.
00:09:46I'm coming.
00:09:48Are you all right?
00:09:49Yes.
00:09:49Any little bit of air.
00:09:50It's really hot in here.
00:09:52I shouldn't mess with her like this.
00:09:54Ron is going to kill me, but she's too cute.
00:09:58No, I just...
00:10:05Oh, my God.
00:10:06Even my stories didn't go that far.
00:10:08I mean, if we actually have sex in real life, would I even survive that?
00:10:11You have double exhale condoms in your seat?
00:10:14I'll tell you this.
00:10:15It's for grown-ups.
00:10:16Do you actually use that?
00:10:17Yeah.
00:10:18They use your pants.
00:10:19There's no way.
00:10:20That's like a sleeping bag.
00:10:22Where'd you want to, man?
00:10:27Yeah, well, you're the one leaving your stash out in the open, so...
00:10:30Yeah, you're the one who tackled me in the boys' locker room.
00:10:32You kissed me back.
00:10:33You basically attacked me.
00:10:34I was just trying not to crack my head against the floor.
00:10:41Pathetic.
00:10:42I'm actually pathetic.
00:10:43I thought he'd kiss me back.
00:10:44I'm such an idiot.
00:10:46Forget I said anything.
00:10:48No, why don't we talk about something that matters?
00:10:49Now that you're my responsibility, we're going to send some new bremwls.
00:10:52Excuse me?
00:10:53There's going to be a 9 p.m. curfew.
00:10:56No parties, no frat movies.
00:10:58Me and you are going to share your life location with me all the time.
00:11:00Are you insane?
00:11:01Who do you think you are?
00:11:02My father?
00:11:07I'm your roommate.
00:11:08And I'm also your brother's best friend.
00:11:11So he does just see me as a liability.
00:11:14Yeah, we're roommates.
00:11:16And that means we're equals.
00:11:18And that means you don't get to tell me what to do.
00:11:20So you're forgetting the point where I said that I am your brother's best friend.
00:11:24And Ron has already given me permission to boss you around and do whatever I want you to do to
00:11:27make sure that you're safe.
00:11:28Why don't you consider me your brother pro-max?
00:11:32Nope.
00:11:33Definitely not thinking of him as a brother extra large.
00:11:36No, pro-max.
00:11:37Not when he looks like that.
00:11:40You're primitive.
00:11:42Yeah.
00:11:43This whole thing is ridiculous.
00:11:46First, you delete my friend's number from my phone.
00:11:48Now you're trying to talk to me about curfews and what parties I can go to.
00:11:51You don't get to know me about them.
00:11:53I'm not your prisoner.
00:11:54I don't control what I do.
00:11:56Yes, I do.
00:12:07Freshman initiation party tonight at Club Vibe.
00:12:10Fetish slash lingerie dress code.
00:12:13Mandatory for all wannabe cheerleaders.
00:12:16Lingerie?
00:12:17Seriously?
00:12:18But if I don't go, it'll be social suicide and I'll never make the squat.
00:12:21I'm not letting Rita win.
00:12:24I'm your roommate.
00:12:25And I'm also your brother's best friend.
00:12:27Since that's all he wants to be, a roommate, my brother's best friend, screw him.
00:12:31I don't take orders from those.
00:12:50Oh my God.
00:12:51Did you actually show up in lingerie?
00:12:56Look everyone.
00:12:57The strippers arrived.
00:12:59Let's all give Little Miss Hooker a round of applause for being tonight's entertainment.
00:13:04Thanks.
00:13:05At least I don't look so ordinary.
00:13:08You spend so much of your life trying to embarrass me.
00:13:10I'm starting to think you have a crush, Rita.
00:13:13Now, are we going to have some fun?
00:13:15Or is everyone just going to stand around taking pictures of me all night?
00:13:19Turn the music up.
00:13:20Let's play a game.
00:13:33I dare you to call a guy and get him to come here and make out with you right now.
00:13:42Shit.
00:13:42I don't have any guy friends here.
00:13:44Chad is deleted and I can't call Brett.
00:13:47What's the matter?
00:13:48You know guys want you?
00:13:50Tick tock, sweetie.
00:13:51She's stalling.
00:13:52She doesn't have anyone to call.
00:13:54You can't get a guy?
00:13:56You dress like a hooker.
00:13:56You flash your tits and not a single man wants to claim you.
00:13:59Just give me a second.
00:14:08Hey, Allison.
00:14:09Yeah, all right.
00:14:15That is punishment for wasting your time.
00:14:18Once you're so thirsty, lick it up.
00:14:24Lick it up.
00:14:32Brett.
00:14:34What's up?
00:14:35Where are you?
00:14:36I'm at Club Vibe.
00:14:37I, um, I lost a dare.
00:14:39Yeah?
00:14:41What kind of dare?
00:14:43I need a man to claim me in front of everyone.
00:14:46Allison, are you asking me to go to a club after I told you that I didn't think it was
00:14:49a good idea for you to go out?
00:14:50All right?
00:14:51Come on, Brett.
00:14:52Please, this is serious.
00:14:53Can you just come get me?
00:14:54No, Allison.
00:14:54You know what?
00:14:55You wanted to break the rules, you enjoy your night.
00:14:57Brett, please.
00:15:01How dare you even think, Brett?
00:15:03He'd rather die than losing a slut like you.
00:15:05You literally stalked him into the men's showers.
00:15:09I'm surprised he hasn't signed a restraining order yet.
00:15:15Where do you think you're going?
00:15:16Grab her.
00:15:17No, get off of me!
00:15:19You lost the dare.
00:15:20You pay the price.
00:15:23You need to loosen up.
00:15:24You're going to get Brett's touchy.
00:15:25That's fine.
00:15:26We'll help you lower your standards.
00:15:29No!
00:15:39What was that?
00:15:41Oh, Jason here has volunteered to help you finish your dare.
00:15:48Please.
00:15:48Come on, sweetheart.
00:15:50That dare's a dare.
00:15:51Stop fighting.
00:15:53I'm doing you a favor.
00:15:55I'm taking that V-card out of your hands.
00:15:57No!
00:15:59No!
00:16:03Please, please stop.
00:16:05Please get in this.
00:16:05That's what gets used.
00:16:08Hey, asshole!
00:16:19Don't you ever put your hands in my girl again?
00:16:21Don't you ever put your hands in my girl again?
00:16:24Oh!
00:16:27Oh!
00:16:27Oh!
00:16:29Oh!
00:16:29Oh!
00:16:30Oh!
00:16:30Brett, this is a total overreaction.
00:16:32Jason and Allie were just having fun together.
00:16:35I mean, look at how she's dressed.
00:16:36She's practically begging for it.
00:16:46I've not been able to see any videos of this online, or else you are fucking dumb.
00:16:50And that goes for everybody.
00:16:52I don't want to see one picture and one video.
00:16:53Does everybody understand that?
00:16:56Great.
00:16:57We're going to delete them right now.
00:17:00No?
00:17:02You okay?
00:17:04Come on.
00:17:05Let's go.
00:17:11Hey.
00:17:12Hey.
00:17:13What do you think you're doing?
00:17:14Huh?
00:17:15You're sneaking out?
00:17:16Going to a place like this?
00:17:17What would have happened if I hadn't shown up, huh?
00:17:20What did you mean back there?
00:17:24Back where?
00:17:26When you told everyone that I'm your girl.
00:17:30The literal meaning.
00:17:32I completely lost it when that piece of shit was touching you.
00:17:35I told Ron that I was going to protect you.
00:17:37And that's exactly what I'm doing?
00:17:39Yeah.
00:17:40I know.
00:17:41Because I'm just Ron's little sister.
00:17:43Hey.
00:17:43Always causing trouble.
00:17:44Please, just put this up.
00:17:46Happy?
00:17:47Yeah.
00:17:51Well, you know what?
00:17:52I don't think it's a good idea for you to be going anywhere dressed like this.
00:17:54Like I'm desperate?
00:17:55No, that's not true.
00:17:56I know.
00:17:56Okay, I'm a total joke.
00:17:57Bullshit.
00:17:58You're trying to impress people that don't matter, okay?
00:18:00These people are not your friends and you're lowering your standards.
00:18:02I know.
00:18:02I know.
00:18:03Obviously, I know Rita's not my friend.
00:18:04And I know that I'm a pathetic loser.
00:18:06And I know that I'm not good enough for you.
00:18:08That's not true.
00:18:10Fuck Rita.
00:18:11Fuck everybody.
00:18:13Allison, you're perfect just the way that you are.
00:18:15I don't want to be me, okay?
00:18:16I want to be liked.
00:18:17I want to be wanted.
00:18:18And I want someone who will answer when I call them.
00:18:21I'll always answer when you call.
00:18:22I'll always be there.
00:18:23So what does that mean?
00:18:25What does that mean for us?
00:18:27What am I to you, Brent?
00:18:29I'm losing my mind.
00:18:31I know the rules, but look at her.
00:18:34All I can think, just this once.
00:18:37What?
00:18:40Say it.
00:18:40Just say it.
00:18:41I'm really trying not to get you hurt in all this.
00:18:43Because I'm just Ron's little sister?
00:18:45No.
00:18:46It's the only reason you look at me, huh?
00:18:47That is not true.
00:18:48Then tell me that you don't feel anything when you look at me.
00:18:51Tell me there's nothing happening right now.
00:18:52I can't.
00:18:54You can't actually do anything about it, either.
00:18:58So you know what?
00:18:58Just forget it.
00:18:59Forget I said anything.
00:19:02I'm done begging you.
00:19:04I'm done.
00:19:04No, Allison.
00:19:05Allison, stop that.
00:19:07Allison, here's a line that I am trying to not cross.
00:19:15Why?
00:19:16Because if I do, I wouldn't be able to stop.
00:19:20It says that you have to stop.
00:19:23Please don't stop.
00:19:25Please don't stop.
00:19:39Please don't stop.
00:19:42What are you doing, bro?
00:19:44We're hurting everything.
00:19:55What's up, loser?
00:19:59Allie?
00:20:00Are you a threat right now?
00:20:03Swear to God, guys.
00:20:04What are you doing right now?
00:20:05Talk to me.
00:20:06Face time to Ron.
00:20:09What is he doing?
00:20:10Is he seriously going to kiss me in front of Ron?
00:20:16Yeah, your eyes are super red.
00:20:18Hey, Ron.
00:20:18What's up, man?
00:20:19Allie called me, dumbass, and I had to sign up to see your face two inches away from hers.
00:20:23So you guys better have a good-ass explanation right now, or I'm going to come over there
00:20:26and beat your ass.
00:20:27It was an accident, okay?
00:20:29We just...
00:20:30I butt-dialed you.
00:20:32We went to the freshman party, and I was leaving, and something got in my eye.
00:20:36And so Brett was helping me, and I was holding the flashlight.
00:20:39Okay?
00:20:39Chill.
00:20:40Really?
00:20:41Yeah, look.
00:20:44It's really dry, okay?
00:20:45My eye is, like, dying.
00:20:48All right.
00:20:49Brett, if that's true, you guys got to take care of two, I don't know, like, urgent care
00:20:52right now or something.
00:20:53I need you to take care of that.
00:20:54I was, uh, I was coming to you right after.
00:20:55I got it.
00:20:57Peace.
00:20:58Bye.
00:21:01Oh, my God.
00:21:01That was really, really close.
00:21:04Hey, what's up?
00:21:05What's going on?
00:21:05We should...
00:21:06You forgot something.
00:21:07No, Ellie.
00:21:08It's like...
00:21:08Come on.
00:21:08You almost kissed me.
00:21:09Hey, Allison.
00:21:11Stop.
00:21:16Quit acting so childish.
00:21:20You know, the only thing that I need to quit
00:21:23is you.
00:21:30All right, ladies.
00:21:31Physical assessments today.
00:21:33Allison, you're first.
00:22:01Yeah, Allison.
00:22:02Nice to see you.
00:22:04Hey, looking flexible, Allison.
00:22:06You can wrap those legs around my shoulders any day, baby.
00:22:09Shut up.
00:22:16Hey, uh...
00:22:17Hey, watch it.
00:22:18What's your problem?
00:22:20Huh?
00:22:27Partner up!
00:22:29Stretching drills!
00:22:33Solo, Allison?
00:22:34Let me help.
00:22:35No hands-on.
00:22:37I'm okay.
00:22:38Come on.
00:22:39You'll be fine.
00:22:40I promise.
00:22:42Look, Chad, you're really...
00:22:44Oh, excuse me.
00:22:45Excuse me.
00:22:47I'm not with anyone.
00:22:49Um, I don't need rescuing, so...
00:22:51That's right.
00:22:52She's need to keep her breath.
00:22:54Excuse me.
00:22:58Walk away, Chad.
00:23:00Hang on.
00:23:02Whatever, man.
00:23:03You're lost.
00:23:08What are you doing?
00:23:09Are you jealous or something?
00:23:11No, I'm not jealous.
00:23:12What was that?
00:23:13I promised Ron that I would take care of you.
00:23:15Keep the vultures away.
00:23:15Just do my job.
00:23:19First exercise, partner sit-ups.
00:23:23All right, come on.
00:23:24You're first.
00:23:30Let's go.
00:23:30We don't have all day.
00:23:31You ready, Mookie?
00:23:33I'm trying to detox Brett.
00:23:35But how am I supposed to do that if he's everywhere?
00:23:37Let's go.
00:23:37We don't have all day.
00:23:39You want to play?
00:23:41Fine.
00:23:42Let's play.
00:24:07What do you think you're doing, huh?
00:24:10I'm not doing anything.
00:24:11Stop it.
00:24:12Stop, Blair.
00:24:15Switch positions.
00:24:17You're turned.
00:24:20Shh.
00:24:28Whenever you're ready.
00:24:29She's trying to kill me.
00:24:31And it's working.
00:24:36She's your best friend's sister.
00:24:38It's the forbidden fruit.
00:24:41We're not just going to murder you.
00:24:47What the hell am I doing?
00:24:52What the hell am I doing?
00:24:54You okay, bruh?
00:24:55I'm okay.
00:24:56And done.
00:24:57Allison, you killed it today.
00:24:59You're going to be our lead flyer in the next game.
00:25:02Really?
00:25:03Really?
00:25:03Wow, thank you.
00:25:06Congratulations.
00:25:08Uh, good flirting, you two.
00:25:14Norton.
00:25:28Oh, my God.
00:25:29Oh, my God.
00:25:30It's hot.
00:25:31Hot, hot, hot.
00:25:31You okay?
00:25:32Oh, my God.
00:25:34Jesus.
00:25:36Um, no problem.
00:25:38Can you please get me a paper towel?
00:25:40Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure.
00:25:40Here.
00:25:41Thanks.
00:25:42Jesus, I'm so sorry.
00:25:43It's fine.
00:25:44Okay, brain bleach.
00:25:46I need brain bleach, but damn it.
00:25:48How do I unsee that?
00:25:50How do I stop my heart from kicking its way out of my chest?
00:25:52Okay, it's fine.
00:25:53Just, it's okay.
00:25:54Just forget it, okay?
00:25:55I'm doing laundry.
00:25:56I'm sorry I spilled milk on you.
00:25:57I, um, didn't.
00:25:59You know you're not really wearing any clothes.
00:26:00And it...
00:26:01And neither are you.
00:26:03You're just as dressed as I am.
00:26:04You're wearing shorts and nothing else.
00:26:06And you're not looking where you're going, so...
00:26:07Okay, I said I was sorry.
00:26:08All right, listen, I just...
00:26:11Why aren't you still here?
00:26:13Why aren't you still here?
00:26:14Why wouldn't I be here?
00:26:15This is my morning routine.
00:26:16I don't know.
00:26:16It's 8.30.
00:26:17Isn't the whole cheer squad supposed to be meeting today at 7 o'clock?
00:26:19Do you like a hair and makeup thing?
00:26:20What?
00:26:21Nobody told me that.
00:26:22How...
00:26:24Oh, my God.
00:26:24She's gonna kill me.
00:26:25Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:26:25This is how I'm gonna get kicked off the team.
00:26:27She's gonna...
00:26:27She's gonna kill me because I'm late for her first performance.
00:26:29Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:26:29It's okay.
00:26:30I'll try.
00:26:31Okay.
00:26:43Get all your stuff?
00:26:44Yeah.
00:26:45Um, I have to go.
00:26:46Okay.
00:26:47Thanks.
00:26:48Bye.
00:26:55Did you just see that?
00:26:56That rookie just rolled up with Brett Harrison.
00:26:59And she was in the shotgun.
00:27:00Never lets any girl sit there.
00:27:02Enjoy it while it lasts.
00:27:04Nobody takes a breath from me.
00:27:12Hey.
00:27:12Sorry, I'm late.
00:27:13I didn't know the call time was 7 a.m.
00:27:15Don't make excuses, Scott.
00:27:17Late is late.
00:27:18You're just too lazy.
00:27:26Hey.
00:27:27What's your problem?
00:27:28My problem is you dragging the whole team down.
00:27:30It's the first game and you can't even be on time.
00:27:33Like I said, nobody...
00:27:37No.
00:27:37Hey.
00:27:38Stop.
00:27:39Are you crazy?
00:27:40Consider this a lesson to understand punctuality.
00:27:43Stop.
00:27:45You want to fight?
00:27:46I'll give you a reason.
00:27:52Hey.
00:27:52Hey.
00:27:52What are you doing?
00:27:53What do you think you're doing, huh?
00:27:54Get your fucking hands off.
00:27:55This is the girls' locker room.
00:27:56Cool.
00:27:57Get out.
00:27:59Get out of here.
00:28:00All of you.
00:28:00Get out of here.
00:28:00Right now.
00:28:01Did you hear me?
00:28:01Get out.
00:28:05You okay?
00:28:07It's fine.
00:28:09I just can't go out there like this, so I'm just going to have to tell Coach that I'm
00:28:12sick or something.
00:28:13It's going to be okay.
00:28:13We have enough time.
00:28:15Trust me.
00:28:18Hi.
00:28:18Hello.
00:28:19Listen, I need you to go to the school.
00:28:20I need you to meet me in the women's locker room.
00:28:21Right now.
00:28:26All right.
00:28:26Hey, listen.
00:28:27Use my jersey.
00:28:28Make you look better than the original.
00:28:29All right?
00:28:30All right.
00:28:33All right.
00:28:34All right.
00:28:35All right.
00:28:35All right.
00:28:35All right.
00:28:37All right.
00:28:50Oh, shit.
00:28:51Is that even Allison?
00:29:00She looks...
00:29:02Stunning.
00:29:04Look at you.
00:29:05You look fantastic.
00:29:07You know, I think you look better in that jersey than I ever did.
00:29:09It's because you've never had to wear eyeliner.
00:29:11You know, that's true.
00:29:11That's true.
00:29:12I am.
00:29:12Hey, are you sure it's okay that we cut up your jersey right before the game?
00:29:16Yeah.
00:29:17You're the only thing here that managed me.
00:29:19Really?
00:29:21To you as your best friend's sister?
00:29:24Of course.
00:29:24As more than just a friend's sister.
00:29:28All right.
00:29:29Time's ticking.
00:29:30Let's move.
00:29:32Allison.
00:29:32I don't know whatever this look is.
00:29:36But it works.
00:29:38You take center.
00:29:39Let's go.
00:29:43Hey.
00:29:44Hey, uh...
00:29:50Like a lake.
00:29:53Okay.
00:29:57Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome our State University cheerleading squad.
00:30:03One, two, three, go.
00:30:10Turn that loud!
00:30:14Uh-huh, uh-huh, oh yeah!
00:30:21Oh yeah!
00:30:26Woo!
00:30:29Woo!
00:30:30Woo!
00:30:30Woo!
00:30:31Woo!
00:30:31Woo!
00:30:31Woo!
00:30:31She's on fire!
00:30:32I had Allison Scott.
00:30:33I didn't know she had moves.
00:30:38Allison is seriously so hot.
00:30:40I mean, damn.
00:30:41I'm definitely making my move after the game tonight.
00:30:44My body in that uniform?
00:30:45Woo!
00:30:46She's getting lucky tonight.
00:30:48Stay with me.
00:30:49I don't have to.
00:30:50Do girls like that?
00:30:51They always come running into guys like me.
00:30:53I'm killing you right now.
00:30:54You don't fuck off.
00:30:55The only thing that's gonna be chasing me is my fist.
00:31:05He's on the 30-yard line.
00:31:07The 20.
00:31:08The 10.
00:31:11Touchdown!
00:31:12Now, Fat Harrison does it again.
00:31:13State wins!
00:31:14Yeah!
00:31:15Oh!
00:31:15Good job!
00:31:16Good job!
00:31:17Good job!
00:31:18Woo!
00:31:21Woo!
00:31:22Woo!
00:31:24Woo!
00:31:27Hey.
00:31:28Wow.
00:31:28Congrats on the win, captain.
00:31:30That was really good.
00:31:31You know, it's really just another Tuesday for me.
00:31:34Hey, shut up.
00:31:38You're okay.
00:31:47Oh, my God.
00:31:48Is he actually going to kiss me?
00:31:50In front of the entire stadium?
00:32:00Now we got ourselves a good old KISS CAM standoff.
00:32:02I haven't seen one of these in years.
00:32:06Come on, Allison.
00:32:08Let's give the people what they want.
00:32:09I know I shouldn't kiss my brother's best friend.
00:32:14Oh, but I want it.
00:32:28Wait.
00:32:29What?
00:32:33I can't believe this is happening.
00:32:35KISS CAM, me, and Brett.
00:32:44Allison, don't pass out.
00:32:49Thanks for keeping shadow, babe.
00:32:51No problem.
00:32:58This is insane.
00:32:59I shouldn't kiss my best friend's sister.
00:33:02But it feels so right.
00:33:04I never want it to end.
00:33:09Harrison!
00:33:14Harrison!
00:33:16Oh, shit.
00:33:17What the hell do you think you're doing kissing my sister in front of the entire school?
00:33:20Rod, just calm down, okay?
00:33:21You're making a scene.
00:33:22I'm making a scene?
00:33:23Yeah.
00:33:23I'm making a scene.
00:33:24You two were swallowing each other's faces on the Jumbotron.
00:33:26Stop beating like this, okay?
00:33:28Are you serious right now?
00:33:29If I hadn't stepped in, you two would have needed to get a rope.
00:33:33You're unbelievable.
00:33:35I hate you.
00:33:38Dude, I'm...
00:33:39No, no, no.
00:33:39You cut the crap.
00:33:40You tell me right now what's happening between you two.
00:33:42I promise.
00:33:43Do not bullshit me!
00:33:44Do not bullshit me!
00:33:44Absolutely nothing.
00:33:45I'm serious.
00:33:46Nothing.
00:33:47I'm fucking lying.
00:33:48I saw the way you kissed her.
00:33:49Okay?
00:33:49She is not another one of your conquests.
00:33:51I know that.
00:33:51So you stay in your lane.
00:33:53Because she is my sister, and I'm warning you.
00:33:55You do not cross me.
00:33:56You do not!
00:33:57I promise you do.
00:33:59Fuck.
00:34:02Okay.
00:34:02Hey, we need to talk.
00:34:04No.
00:34:05I sound like a mom.
00:34:07This is ridiculous.
00:34:08Why am I texting him?
00:34:09He's literally in the next room.
00:34:11You know what?
00:34:12Just go in there.
00:34:13Just ask him.
00:34:14Hey, Brett.
00:34:15What the hell was that kiss?
00:34:16He kissed me back.
00:34:17He can't deny it this time.
00:34:19It's recorded and live screened.
00:34:21Okay.
00:34:23Do or die.
00:34:28What are you doing?
00:34:30Getting groceries.
00:34:31What do you think I'm doing?
00:34:32I'm taking a hot bath.
00:34:33Well, I think you should do something else.
00:34:35I think this hot tub is big enough for both of us.
00:34:37She has no idea what she's doing to me.
00:34:41Brett, what happened at the kiss cam today?
00:34:43I know you didn't hate it.
00:34:45I can't talk about the kiss cam.
00:34:47Hi.
00:34:48You can't talk about the kiss cam.
00:34:50Like, are you that much of a coward?
00:34:51You know what?
00:34:52I'm not talking about the kiss cam thing because there's nothing to talk about.
00:34:55It was a kiss cam at a game and we did it.
00:34:58Do you want to get real, Ellie?
00:34:59The fun's over.
00:34:59It's finished.
00:35:00Do you understand?
00:35:04Don't you dare.
00:35:04No, don't you dare look like that.
00:35:05I'm not doing it.
00:35:06No, no, no.
00:35:06That's not fair, okay?
00:35:07Do you think I'm trying to be a jerk?
00:35:08Do you think I'm trying to be an asshole?
00:35:11Don't you understand how hard you're making this for me?
00:35:12You're coming in here in your fucking bikini, huh?
00:35:14Yeah, I don't miss your thing.
00:35:15I'm not doing anything.
00:35:16Yes, you are.
00:35:17You know what?
00:35:18Even if I was, I guess I'm just playing into the game.
00:35:20Because that's all this is, yeah?
00:35:22Okay, so then earlier I should have kissed Chad.
00:35:24I had two options, you and him, and I picked wrong.
00:35:30Don't say stupid shit like that, Ellie.
00:35:33Chad's a predator.
00:35:34And a loser.
00:35:35And you do deserve somebody a lot better than that, okay?
00:35:38I can't.
00:35:44Oh.
00:35:45Is he hard?
00:35:50Well, at least Chad is honest about what he wants.
00:35:52You don't think I'm being honest?
00:35:58Well, it's getting hot in here.
00:35:59You know, biology.
00:36:03Whether it's biology or not, I'm the one who's causing it.
00:36:09Ellie!
00:36:10Brett!
00:36:11You guys out here?
00:36:12Fucking shit!
00:36:13What the fuck is he doing here?
00:36:14You have to get out.
00:36:14I can't get out.
00:36:15If I get out, he's going to see me with my flagpole.
00:36:16He's going to kill me.
00:36:17Okay, well, yeah, he definitely can't see us like this.
00:36:18So I'm going to get out.
00:36:20Okay, cool.
00:36:21Ellie, hey!
00:36:22Oh, my God, he's telling you.
00:36:24Ellie, hey!
00:36:24Just get under.
00:36:25Get out of what?
00:36:26Brett, how do you do it?
00:36:30Allie.
00:36:31Hi.
00:36:32You're shown alone?
00:36:33Yeah, but I'm naked!
00:36:34Why?
00:36:35I'm naked!
00:36:35Get out!
00:36:38You're not, though.
00:36:40Okay, well, I also have a vibe, and you're ruining it, so...
00:36:43I'm sorry, I just wanted to get my charger.
00:36:45I left it out here yesterday.
00:36:46You got it, so...
00:36:47I also wanted to say that...
00:36:50I think you did a great job today.
00:36:52I mean it, you kicked ass.
00:36:54And I'm sorry that I was an asshole about it.
00:36:57Thanks.
00:37:03Okay, but what was the kiss cam thing?
00:37:05Seeing my best friend just suck my sister's face off traumatized me.
00:37:09So I'm just wondering why you did that.
00:37:12Wrong.
00:37:13I mean, it's a kiss cam.
00:37:14It's a game.
00:37:15Everyone does it.
00:37:16A game?
00:37:17I just feel like it's kind of, I don't know, a dream.
00:37:19This is a guy that you've had a crush on your whole life.
00:37:21Well, it was him or it was Chad.
00:37:23So who did you want me to pick?
00:37:24That's fair.
00:37:26Chad sucks.
00:37:26Yeah.
00:37:27Tone it down a little bit, okay?
00:37:28Okay.
00:37:29He's my best friend, and I don't want things to be weird.
00:37:32They won't be.
00:37:35Okay, thanks.
00:37:38What was that?
00:37:40What was that?
00:37:43Sorry.
00:37:43I got water in my nose.
00:37:45Okay.
00:37:45I'm okay.
00:37:46Don't drop.
00:37:46Okay.
00:37:46Okay.
00:37:47Have a good soak, I guess.
00:37:48Okay.
00:37:49Bye.
00:37:55The alien is going to die.
00:37:58Good talk.
00:37:59Wait.
00:38:02I have to ask you something.
00:38:04I'm going to ask him out on a date.
00:38:06Don't be the little sister, Allison.
00:38:07Be the girl he kissed.
00:38:08There's this, like, stupid event thing tomorrow.
00:38:12I was just wondering if he would want to go with me.
00:38:20I've got plans, Allie.
00:38:24Okay.
00:38:24Yeah, whatever.
00:38:25I'll do it.
00:38:37Rhett?
00:38:40I guess we have the same plans.
00:38:46Except his are with Rita, not me.
00:38:55Look, charity case is running a charity sale.
00:38:58She's finally getting back.
00:38:59Did you know Allison hand makes these little trinkets?
00:39:01It's giving kindergarten arts and crafts.
00:39:03I didn't know you two were coming together.
00:39:06I came by myself.
00:39:07Rhett was kind enough to help me with my family's donation.
00:39:10Daddy donated a little of his collection, nothing major.
00:39:12Just some Birkin bags, some vintage Rolex watches.
00:39:16Let's see what you're peddling here, Allie.
00:39:19Huh.
00:39:20How much are you asking for this?
00:39:22$15.
00:39:23I made it myself.
00:39:24$15?
00:39:26For some plastic and twine.
00:39:27You don't have to buy it.
00:39:28It's ambitious?
00:39:29You know, I don't think it's ambitious enough.
00:39:32I'm going to take every single one of these bracelets.
00:39:37You want to say $500 a piece?
00:39:41Are you insane?
00:39:42You actually want this garbage.
00:39:43You know, I value the artist.
00:39:44That's just how expensive something looks.
00:39:46So, $500?
00:39:47What's that supposed to mean?
00:39:48She's nothing.
00:39:49No, you're nothing.
00:39:50Especially compared to her.
00:39:51How dare you compare me to this peasant?
00:39:55Why don't you get out of here?
00:39:56No, I'm serious.
00:39:57Don't come back to this table again.
00:40:01You know, I do think this stuff is pretty...
00:40:02What are you doing?
00:40:03What do you mean?
00:40:04You can't keep doing this to me.
00:40:06You blew me off yesterday.
00:40:07And then today you come and you buy all of my jewelry?
00:40:09You're distant with me one second, and then you defend me the next.
00:40:11What do you want?
00:40:13I'm just trying to...
00:40:14Oh, Allison.
00:40:16Party in my place.
00:40:17Celebrating the big win.
00:40:18You coming?
00:40:20I don't know.
00:40:21I'm not interested.
00:40:22She's a grown woman.
00:40:24She can speak for herself.
00:40:26So, what do you say?
00:40:29You're not going anywhere.
00:40:31And there goes the big brother act again.
00:40:33Who does he think he is toying with my feelings like this?
00:40:36You hate Chad, Brett?
00:40:37Fine.
00:40:37Chad's my new best friend, then.
00:40:39No, yeah.
00:40:40Sounds fun.
00:40:43I'll be there.
00:40:51There she is, my guest of honor.
00:40:54Damn, Allison, you look sexy.
00:40:56Oh.
00:40:58Thanks.
00:41:01It's a cool party.
00:41:02Yeah, you know, I threw this whole thing just for you.
00:41:05Really, for me?
00:41:06Why did you do that?
00:41:08You're single.
00:41:09I'm single.
00:41:10You need another reason.
00:41:12So, what's the deal with you and Brett, huh?
00:41:15No deal.
00:41:15There's nothing happening between us.
00:41:17He's just a friend of a friend of my brother.
00:41:21It's his loss.
00:41:22My gain.
00:41:24Hey, you picked the wrong guy to kiss on the can, Allison.
00:41:28Let's fix that.
00:41:32Yeah.
00:41:33No, why not?
00:41:34There's nothing between me and Brett, obviously.
00:41:36Maybe I should just move on.
00:41:37You haven't played the pocket challenge?
00:41:39No.
00:41:39What's that?
00:41:40We each bite from one end until one of us chickens out.
00:41:44Come on.
00:41:55Damn it.
00:41:57Why am I thinking about him at a time like this?
00:41:59Come on, Allison.
00:42:00You're already here.
00:42:09Fine.
00:42:11But I play to win.
00:42:16I can check it out.
00:42:17Ten bucks say they kiss.
00:42:30Dude, what the fuck?
00:42:32Game's over.
00:42:32Let's go.
00:42:33Excuse me.
00:42:34What are you doing?
00:42:34Get off of me.
00:42:35What do you think you're doing?
00:42:36You're ruining my night.
00:42:37You just got together and I'm ruining your night?
00:42:38What do you think Ron would think if he knew you were at it?
00:42:39Don't care.
00:42:40How about you go lecture someone who gives a fuck?
00:42:42Come on.
00:42:42Okay?
00:42:42No more of these stupid games.
00:42:43You don't have to play this shit.
00:42:44Let's go.
00:42:44Let's go.
00:42:44I don't have to play these stupid games.
00:42:46I'm playing them because I want to.
00:42:49Get the fuck away from me.
00:42:59Oh my god.
00:43:00Oh shit.
00:43:13Oh my god.
00:43:18Is she okay?
00:43:22Look at me.
00:43:23Look at me.
00:43:24Look at me.
00:43:24Hey.
00:43:25Hey.
00:43:25You okay?
00:43:26I can't.
00:43:26I can't feel it.
00:43:28I can't feel it.
00:43:29Let's get you out of breath.
00:43:30All right.
00:43:33It's going to be okay.
00:43:34All right.
00:43:35Let's get you out of breath.
00:43:36Let's get you out of breath.
00:43:38All right.
00:43:40Okay.
00:43:42Get out of my way.
00:43:43Move.
00:43:43Move.
00:43:45Just put me down, Fred.
00:43:46Here we go.
00:43:47Put you down.
00:43:48You know, you could have died at once.
00:43:50And Chad, I mean, my god.
00:43:51You have no business being around that guy, let alone being this close to kissing him, huh?
00:43:55Anybody who's having a brain cell will realize he's a total fucking douchebag, right?
00:43:57That's not fair.
00:43:59What's not fair?
00:44:00What's not fair?
00:44:01What am I not understanding?
00:44:02Huh?
00:44:02What don't I understand?
00:44:03That I don't know how this works.
00:44:05Okay?
00:44:05I'm sorry.
00:44:06I'm figuring it out.
00:44:07I don't know how guys work all the time.
00:44:09You know what?
00:44:09That's fantastic.
00:44:10I'm so happy that you're able to admit that, okay?
00:44:11You're not any better than me.
00:44:13I'm not any better?
00:44:14What am I?
00:44:14How am I not any better?
00:44:16What are you talking about?
00:44:17You're worse.
00:44:17I jumped in the pool.
00:44:18I saved your life.
00:44:19And now what?
00:44:19I'm an asshole?
00:44:20How am I worse?
00:44:21You're worse.
00:44:22Because you saved me when I was drowning.
00:44:24Yeah.
00:44:24Because you gave me your uniform when mine was ruined.
00:44:27Because you caught me when I fell in front of everyone.
00:44:29Because you drove me to school when I was late.
00:44:31Yeah, I know.
00:44:32I sound like such a total jerk.
00:44:34You know, I don't understand.
00:44:38You made me fall in love with you.
00:44:42That's the worst thing.
00:44:43I did.
00:44:44I fell in love with you.
00:44:45I'm in love with you.
00:44:46Stop, stop.
00:44:46And you're my brother's best friend.
00:44:47I know that.
00:44:48I know.
00:44:49Susan, why do you keep swooping in and saving me like a hero and then pushing me away?
00:44:54Am I crazy?
00:44:55Do you not feel anything?
00:44:57Because you're playing with my feelings.
00:44:59And you can't keep doing that.
00:45:01Okay?
00:45:02I want you to tell me to stop.
00:45:05Tell me that you don't want this.
00:45:06Tell me you want me to get away from you right now.
00:45:08I'm going to tell you to stop.
00:45:09I'm never going to tell you to stop.
00:45:15Fuck it.
00:45:18Fuck it.
00:45:19Fuck it.
00:45:19Fuck it.
00:45:20Fuck it.
00:45:21Fuck it.
00:45:22Fuck it.
00:45:23Fuck it.
00:45:23Fuck it.
00:45:28I've wanted to do that for so long.
00:45:37So you have no idea every single time I saw you, Sam.
00:45:41I always just wanted to tell you that you've always been more to me than just my best friend
00:45:45and sister.
00:45:46Why didn't you say anything?
00:45:48I made a promise to run.
00:45:50But you know what?
00:45:56I don't give a fuck about promises anymore.
00:46:06I think about you every day, every morning, and every night.
00:46:12And every single time I close my eyes, it's you that I see.
00:46:18Every child.
00:46:21Hey.
00:46:28I want you to take me right here, right now.
00:46:44So what are we now?
00:46:50What do you want us to be?
00:46:53What do you want me to be?
00:46:55I want you to be mine.
00:46:59I think I already am.
00:47:03But what about Ron?
00:47:04He's going to kill you.
00:47:06I know Ron loves you very much.
00:47:08He's very predictable to brother, but I think he'll come around when he sees.
00:47:13How much I love you.
00:47:19I don't know.
00:47:19I think we should maybe keep it a secret.
00:47:24Just for now.
00:47:26I don't want to keep it a secret.
00:47:28I know.
00:47:30It's just for a little.
00:47:32Until we find the right moment.
00:47:35Yeah.
00:47:36Yeah.
00:47:36I don't know until you're awake.
00:47:39It'll be secret, Lars.
00:47:53Thinking about you.
00:48:01Hi, Captain.
00:48:02When are you coming to pick me up?
00:48:04I am currently stuck in the worst traffic ever right now.
00:48:06I'm two seconds away from ditching my car and just sprinting to you.
00:48:09Oh, well, as much as I'd love to see you running to me, don't.
00:48:14My legs are killing me and I really like your car.
00:48:18Oh, I know you love my car.
00:48:19He grabbed me by the waist, hoisting me up, putting me on the hood of his car.
00:48:22Brett, stop.
00:48:24Don't read my smut.
00:48:25I'm telling you, every single word that you've ever written is etched into my heart, into my soul.
00:48:30It trails kisses from my neck to my breasts, gently sucking and biting.
00:48:34Holy shit.
00:48:36That is literal trash, but why does it sound like Fifty Shades of Grey when he says it?
00:48:41I feel so hot right now.
00:48:44Palm's my center.
00:48:46Slowly massaging my faults.
00:48:48Are you awake, Ellie?
00:48:49Fuck.
00:48:52Fuck.
00:48:56Oh, my God, someone's coming.
00:48:57I have to go take my own desk.
00:48:58Bye.
00:48:59I'm glad that somebody's coming.
00:49:16Hey.
00:49:17Are you okay?
00:49:17You sounded sick.
00:49:18Do you need help?
00:49:19Mind your own business, Virgin Mary.
00:49:21You think just because Brett took a chance on you once, you're on my level now?
00:49:24I was just trying to help.
00:49:27Save it for someone who gives a damn.
00:49:30Shoot.
00:49:31I'm late.
00:49:48Brett.
00:49:50That's Allison's.
00:49:50Uh, I found it in the bathroom.
00:49:52If I'd known it was your little girlfriend's, I never would have touched it.
00:50:08See what you're up to.
00:50:11Hey.
00:50:12Hey.
00:50:12You found my bag.
00:50:13I was looking for that.
00:50:15No problem.
00:50:18Attention.
00:50:18All members of the cheerleading squad.
00:50:20It has been brought to our attention that apparently someone on this squad is using illegal drugs.
00:50:25I strongly suggest whoever's responsible to come forward now, otherwise, will be forced
00:50:30to contact the campus police for a thorough search.
00:50:32Well, I think we all know someone who would do anything to stop being a fat friend.
00:50:37Right?
00:50:37I'm sorry, but I just saw you throwing up in the bathroom like ten minutes ago.
00:50:40Excuse me.
00:50:41I was fixing my makeup.
00:50:42It sounded like you were retching.
00:50:43And I asked you if you were a-
00:50:44Look at this.
00:50:45This is perfection.
00:50:46It's every girl's dream.
00:50:47I don't need shortcuts.
00:50:48And we all know someone who could lose a little weight.
00:50:50I mean, after all, who came in with zero athletic ability and suddenly has endless energy?
00:50:54Search me.
00:50:55I have nothing to hide.
00:50:59Your turn, Scott.
00:51:01Sure, but I-
00:51:02Rita!
00:51:04Jackpot.
00:51:05Well, well, well.
00:51:07Look who needs drugs to keep up with the real athletes.
00:51:09I knew it.
00:51:10No one gets that good that quick without cheating.
00:51:13Allison, performance-enhancing substances are grounds for immediate dismissal of the squad.
00:51:18Coach, I promise you, I've never seen those before, okay?
00:51:20Those aren't mine.
00:51:21Right.
00:51:22A cheater and a liar.
00:51:24Coach, please listen to me.
00:51:25I've never seen those.
00:51:26I don't know what they are.
00:51:28I-
00:51:28Lying.
00:51:28It's the only way a cow like her could ever compete with us.
00:51:31You're lying.
00:51:32Yeah, those are actually, uh, my, uh, vitamins.
00:51:35Did you forget?
00:51:35I asked you to hold on to my vitamins this morning.
00:51:37Yeah, sorry.
00:51:38I should have, uh, labeled them or something.
00:51:39He's right.
00:51:40They're just vitamins.
00:51:41No, they aren't.
00:51:42Uh, Miss Russo, how is it that you come to possess such extensive knowledge of these banned substances?
00:51:47I just-
00:51:49They look suspicious.
00:51:50Well, we were just worried about the integrity of the team.
00:51:53Yeah, we wanted to make sure everything was legitimate.
00:51:55That's enough.
00:51:56All I see here are three bullies trying to frame a teammate.
00:51:59Rita, you are stripped of captaincy, effective immediately.
00:52:02What?
00:52:03You can't do that.
00:52:04Championships are in two weeks.
00:52:05Nobody else knows the whole routine.
00:52:07I mean, I know it.
00:52:08Yeah, every count, every formation, I could step up and do it.
00:52:12You little bitch.
00:52:13You think you can just walk in here and steal everything from me?
00:52:14That's enough, Rita.
00:52:16My decision is final.
00:52:20Listen up.
00:52:21When it's Allison's turn for the basket toss, you're gonna have a little timing issue.
00:52:25You want us to drop her?
00:52:26She could get seriously hurt.
00:52:27That's the point.
00:52:29Accidents happen all the time in cheerleading.
00:52:30So tragic.
00:52:31I can't do that.
00:52:32Coach will kill me.
00:52:33Fine.
00:52:34And say goodbye to those little supplements that keep you fitting in your uniforms.
00:52:36I know everything, girls.
00:52:38Every dirty little secret.
00:52:39Do exactly as I say, or you're gone.
00:52:42Your call.
00:52:43And make sure she falls hard enough she never gets back up.
00:52:50Are you sneaked?
00:52:52What?
00:52:53What happened back there?
00:52:54How did you know that Rita put those vitamins in my purse?
00:52:57I saw Rita putting something in your bag.
00:52:59So I swarmed it out.
00:53:01I knew it.
00:53:02I knew she was up to something.
00:53:03You know, I heard her in the bathroom like ten minutes before.
00:53:06Yeah, she was throwing up.
00:53:08It was when we were, when we were having, well, sex.
00:53:16So she's the one who interrupted my grand finale.
00:53:19Allison, do you have any idea how hard it was to stop?
00:53:22Hey, do you, do you think I'm fat?
00:53:26Seriously, who put that garbage in your head?
00:53:27I don't want you to say anything like that again.
00:53:29I'm being serious, though.
00:53:30I'm being serious, too.
00:53:31Allison.
00:53:32Perfect, you're so you are.
00:53:33Yeah.
00:53:35I'll always be there to catch you in your form.
00:53:39Always.
00:53:42Alright, on the count, you both perform an elevated prep.
00:53:45Rita, you're up first, then Allison.
00:53:57Okay, Allison.
00:53:59Hey, great job, you guys.
00:54:01You killed her.
00:54:02You killed her.
00:54:20Hey, I told you to catch you.
00:54:23Right.
00:54:24You just saved my life.
00:54:28At least that makes me like a bag of two meters or something, huh?
00:54:31Are you serious, Scott?
00:54:32You bailed on the stunt so you could dry hump the football captain?
00:54:35Are you kidding me?
00:54:36They almost dropped me.
00:54:37I could have been paralyzed.
00:54:38I could have died.
00:54:39That would have been the best news of my life.
00:54:40Rita, that is a disgusting thing to say.
00:54:43Leave the gym and think very carefully about your future on this team.
00:54:48Rhett, thank you.
00:54:50My gosh, I really appreciate that catch.
00:54:52I almost had a heart attack.
00:54:53Alright, everyone, in light of performances and character, I am so proud to announce Allison Scott as the new captain.
00:55:03Wow.
00:55:05Congratulations, Captain Scott.
00:55:06I'm proud of you.
00:55:07Wanna show me just how proud you are?
00:55:11And that's game.
00:55:12State loses 21 to 35.
00:55:16Allie.
00:55:17Okay, no.
00:55:18Is that what you wanted?
00:55:18It's okay, because you did good.
00:55:20That's all that matters.
00:55:21Thanks, bro.
00:55:22I'm gonna go take a piss.
00:55:22I'll be right back.
00:55:22Ew.
00:55:24Don't ever touch me again, weirdo.
00:55:25Yo.
00:55:26Allison.
00:55:27She is.
00:55:28Good, baby.
00:55:29Y'all do private shows?
00:55:30You know, something with a little extra bump and grind.
00:55:33You're so gross.
00:55:35Yo, what the hell?
00:55:36Are you serious?
00:55:37What?
00:55:37What's going on?
00:55:38I'm just waiting for the MVP.
00:55:39No, don't play with me, bitch.
00:55:40You've been teasing me for weeks.
00:55:42I'm in your dreams.
00:55:43How about you spend more time training on the field so that what happens today never happens
00:55:47again.
00:55:48You think you're so fucking special.
00:55:50Why?
00:55:50You know, everyone knows how you got a captain's position.
00:55:53How?
00:55:53By sucking your way to the top.
00:55:55You know, that must be how you got out there.
00:55:57Considering how much you suck while you play.
00:55:59You shameless whore.
00:56:00Hey!
00:56:02I'm one of one.
00:56:03I do.
00:56:04You're defending your slut's honor, huh?
00:56:06She's a public boss.
00:56:07Everybody gets a ride.
00:56:08Hey!
00:56:09Hey!
00:56:10Hey, fuck this.
00:56:12It's okay, my sister.
00:56:13Stay out of your fucking mouth!
00:56:18That's enough!
00:56:19What's going on here?
00:56:20I mean, coach, we all saw it.
00:56:21Shadow's gonna hit her.
00:56:23You're gonna hit her?
00:56:24Get my office now.
00:56:25You!
00:56:26With me!
00:56:27This is a really nasty cut, okay?
00:56:28Let's...
00:56:29We should take you to the ER, okay?
00:56:31All right.
00:56:32Keep sure you're on.
00:56:37It's a really nasty cut, Brad.
00:56:39You could have broken your hand.
00:56:40Yeah, well, it was totally worth it.
00:56:42Never the day would make it over with cheating like that.
00:56:44Shut up.
00:56:50You know, I could kind of get used to this, having a nurse Allison around.
00:56:54Take care of me.
00:56:54Help me out.
00:56:56Here, guys.
00:56:57304.
00:56:57I think it's this one.
00:56:58Let's go see the hero.
00:56:59Oh, shit.
00:57:00No, that's Ron and the whole team.
00:57:01They can't see us like this.
00:57:03I won't let him.
00:57:04I'm still...
00:57:05I'm still in the truth.
00:57:06In front of the entire team.
00:57:09Ron's gonna kill you.
00:57:10Where are you, man?
00:57:12Let's hide.
00:57:13Yeah.
00:57:17Brad!
00:57:18Brad, you in there?
00:57:19Yeah, I'm just, uh, washing up, man.
00:57:21John, you have no idea how crazy you're driving me.
00:57:25You know, every single time I see you, all I can think about is, uh, doing this.
00:57:32You need a hand man?
00:57:33No, I got everything I need, uh, right here.
00:57:41You gotta be quiet.
00:57:44Let's see what happens.
00:57:47Brad, stop jerking off and get your ass out here, man.
00:57:49Hey, you know what?
00:57:49It, uh, takes me a very long time.
00:57:51Assholes.
00:58:00I feel what you did.
00:58:02I feel what you did.
00:58:04It's kinda hard to mess.
00:58:05Yeah.
00:58:07100.
00:58:09Brad, you gotta, you gotta speed this up, man.
00:58:10We got your food.
00:58:11It's gonna get cold.
00:58:11You know my hands are soft, bro.
00:58:12I can help you.
00:58:13Hey, why don't you guys just beat it, all right?
00:58:14I'm gonna be a little while.
00:58:16All right, let's just give him some space.
00:58:17Enjoy your blue balls.
00:58:18Yeah, don't pull muscles.
00:58:20You know, I took a pretty big hit for you today.
00:58:22I think I've earned some, uh,
00:58:25health and physical therapy time, if you know what I mean.
00:58:27You know, you could have just asked.
00:58:29You didn't have to pick a fight to get lucky.
00:58:42Are you gonna help me?
00:58:47No, I think I'm just gonna watch.
00:59:03Brad goes pro after this, guaranteed.
00:59:06I've heard the half-time show's gonna break the internet.
00:59:07Captain Stutz changed the whole game.
00:59:09Sick.
00:59:10Ladies and gentlemen,
00:59:11let's make some noise for your state university cheerleading squad.
00:59:13Led by Captain Allison Scott.
00:59:17I will let you leave it.
00:59:21Save your applause, everyone.
00:59:22You're cheering for a fraud.
00:59:24Your precious new cheerleading captain didn't earn her spot.
00:59:26She fought it with illegal performance enhancers.
00:59:29And her dealer?
00:59:30Look no further than your MVP,
00:59:32Brett Harrison.
00:59:36That's not true.
00:59:38You know what?
00:59:38I don't care.
00:59:39Rita's the one that's been taking drugs, okay?
00:59:41She's got pretty much the whole team hooked on them.
00:59:43Just ask them yourself.
00:59:45Oh, really?
00:59:46Let's ask the squad then.
00:59:49Brett approached us about a month ago.
00:59:52He said he had good stuff.
00:59:54But only if we helped Allison become captain.
00:59:57You know, that's bullshit.
00:59:58I have proof.
01:00:01I know real doctors.
01:00:03I've got pills.
01:00:04Allie,
01:00:05no more being blackmailed.
01:00:07Let Allison take the captain position.
01:00:10This is insane, okay?
01:00:12I've never taken a drug in my life.
01:00:14Oh, sweetie.
01:00:14It's all coming out now.
01:00:15I saw her taking pills.
01:00:16For practice.
01:00:17We trusted you.
01:00:19Cheater!
01:00:21Hey, anybody who messes with her,
01:00:23messes with me.
01:00:24Open your eyes, Brett.
01:00:25She's using you.
01:00:26For the clout?
01:00:27For the status?
01:00:28Who was she before you slept with her?
01:00:30Nobody.
01:00:30A total bottom feeder.
01:00:32You know what?
01:00:32You're so full of shit, it's unbelievable.
01:00:34How'd you get that video, huh?
01:00:35And what'd you do to it?
01:00:36You have nothing to fear if you have nothing to hide.
01:00:37Boo!
01:00:38Boo!
01:00:39Listen, just please listen to me.
01:00:41Hey, everybody, just shut up.
01:00:42This is my sister, okay?
01:00:43She would never do something like this.
01:00:45And here come the pretzels.
01:00:47All right, that's enough.
01:00:48That's enough.
01:00:49Now, in light of these significant allegations,
01:00:52as well as the evidence that has been presented,
01:00:54I have no choice.
01:00:56Allison Scott,
01:00:57you are hereby removed from your position as captain of the cheerleader.
01:01:00Furthermore,
01:01:00you are placed on academic suspension pending an expulsion hearing.
01:01:04Justice for the real athletes.
01:01:06Hold on.
01:01:06Hold it.
01:01:08If you would please look to the Jumbotron.
01:01:10I know some real doctors that can help you guys get healthy with the right body.
01:01:13More pills, no more purging, no more black pills.
01:01:16You'd really help us?
01:01:17Absolutely.
01:01:17Listen, you guys are never going to have to take any of Rita's secret spells ever again.
01:01:20So, what's the catch?
01:01:22We're going to make Rita take some of her own medicine.
01:01:24This video, this is the real conversation, not the edited one that Rita just played.
01:01:29Not for the drugs.
01:01:31These are the drugs that I gave the girls.
01:01:32They're vitamins.
01:01:33You can get these at any pharmacy in the world.
01:01:35You want to check these out, principal?
01:01:39She's right.
01:01:40These are common supplements.
01:01:42Everybody, Rita is the one who has been forcing her teammates to take dangerous weight loss supplements.
01:01:47She's been threatening them if they wouldn't comply.
01:01:48And she's been shaming them, degrading them for the bodies that they have.
01:01:51Now, everybody is different, but all bodies are beautiful.
01:01:54Rita sabotaged Allison for one reason, one reason only.
01:01:56Because she was a threat.
01:01:57She threatened the total control that Rita had over the entire squad.
01:02:00And it's horrible.
01:02:01Because Allison, she's a beautiful person.
01:02:03And she would never do anything like this.
01:02:05And she deserves to be the cheer captain.
01:02:08That's not true.
01:02:09He's lying.
01:02:10She's the one who's been drugging the team.
01:02:12Lock her up!
01:02:13Lock her up!
01:02:14Lock her up!
01:02:15Lock her up!
01:02:16You fucking bitch!
01:02:17You ruined my life!
01:02:19You ruined it yourself.
01:02:29Look at you, playing the victim.
01:02:31You've been throwing yourself at me for weeks.
01:02:34Just when I give you a chance, you run crying to Harrison.
01:02:37Nothing but a little...
01:02:39Shut up, dude.
01:02:39Shut up.
01:02:40What are you going to do about it, Harrison?
01:02:41I don't have to do anything.
01:02:42You're going to get exactly what you deserve right now.
01:02:44Mr. Williams!
01:02:48Apparently, we've had a number of allegations of sexual harassment against you from various
01:02:52female students.
01:02:53As of now, you are officially suspended from all school activities.
01:02:56What?
01:02:57No!
01:02:57My father...
01:02:58Your father may have his name on the library, but I assure you, his money will not buy you
01:03:02immunity.
01:03:03You can take him away.
01:03:04Party's over, let go.
01:03:05No!
01:03:06I'll sue you all!
01:03:07It isn't over!
01:03:09And as for you, Mrs. Scott, on behalf of the entire administration, I would like to apologize
01:03:15to you for everything that you've had to endure.
01:03:18And as of now, you can consider yourself officially reinstated as captain.
01:03:22You can consider yourself officially reinstated as captain.
01:03:27Thank you, Principal.
01:03:28All right, everyone.
01:03:29Sorry for the unexpected drama.
01:03:31I hope you enjoyed the show.
01:03:32But we have a game to get back to.
01:03:34So let's cheer on our wolves!
01:03:35Woo!
01:03:37Let's win!
01:04:12Hey, Allison!
01:04:17The way I'm not even surprised.
01:04:21Hey, well, you know what, uh, he's cool, right?
01:04:24I think he knew before we did.
01:04:26I love you, kid, Scott.
01:04:28I love you too, quarterback.
01:04:29I love you too, Jack.
01:04:30Oh, my God.
01:04:35I love you.
01:04:37I love you.
01:04:38You say it.
01:04:40I love you too.
01:04:42And then I love you too.
01:04:44I love you too, Jack.
01:04:44You want to hear me?
01:04:44I love you too, Jack.
01:04:44Alright, stand back.
01:04:44You
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