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My Five Alpha Beasts Call Me God
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00:01In this world, everyone can awaken a beast form, but when their spirit goes berserk, they become monsters.
00:21When their spirit power breaks, the beast takes over.
00:50Only powerful female beastwope can bring them back.
01:00In this world, weakness is the ultimate sin.
01:10But she was different.
01:13To them, she was home.
01:21Wait, what was that? A dream or a memory?
01:26You're F rank, Alice. You can't soothe me. Your sister can. So she will be my wife.
01:35Don't blame me, sis. A female who can't soothe her mate is useless.
01:42Ivan chose me, and mom and dad approved it.
01:46Mom and dads said this mansion was meant to be your wedding home, but even broke the bond so you
01:51don't get to stay.
01:53Take the key to the old house and get out.
02:09My son would never bite anyone! You're just a bad teacher!
02:16Wait, wasn't I just dealing with another kid biting incident at preschool?
02:22How did I end up in a beast world? And as a useless F rank female?
02:27System Ferry. Extreme resentment detected. The Beast God care system is now activated.
02:35Complete care missions to earn rewards and grow stronger.
02:38Would you like to claim your starter pack?
02:42I knew the system wouldn't leave me hanging! Activate it! Right now!
02:48Starter pack delivered. Ten bottles of spirit milk.
02:53Beginner quest one. Welcome one new beastling within three days.
02:58Complete the quest to claim your rewards.
03:01Quest rewards include a body enhancement potion.
03:05Facility rewards. One healing fountain and one spirit slide.
03:09Additional facilities. One earth sandbox and one wisdom tree.
03:20Care missions? Beastlings? So basically a preschool for little beasts?
03:25That's right up my alley. Easy win.
03:34Fluffy paradise. Here I come.
03:40Good morning! Good morning! Alice's Beast Care Haven is now open for enrollment.
03:46Hey, that rabbit female's F rank spirit power is weaker than a newborn rat pup's.
03:52Isn't it obvious? What kind of parent would be crazy enough to send their kid here?
03:57In the beast world, weakness really is the ultimate sin.
04:01With my rock bottom F rank spirit power, there's no way I'm getting a single student.
04:28Oh, what a cute little tiger.
04:31In this world, cubs who can't shift into human form are thrown away from the planet.
04:36In this world, cubs who can't shift into human form are thrown away from the planet.
04:36Like they're just... defective. Looks like you're just like me.
04:42A poor little thing nobody wanted. How about you come with me? I'll take care of you. Promise.
04:57I'll take care of you. I'll take care of you.
04:58I'll take care of you. I'll take care of you.
04:58Weird. Where'd my uncle go?
05:01His spirit power went berserk on the battlefield, and now he's back in beast form with the mind of a
05:05cub.
05:05If the corrupted beasts find him first, we're screwed.
05:14Alice's beast care haven.
05:29Honestly, no matter how awful things get, Fluff fixes everything.
05:43Hungry, little guy?
05:53Slow down, little guy. No one's gonna take it from you.
06:06Weird. Who's showing up right now?
06:08Wait, did somebody actually see my sign?
06:26I... I changed back.
06:44Did you miss me already? It's only been ten seconds.
06:55Weird. Who's showing up right now?
06:57Wait, did somebody actually see my sign?
07:02Oh my god! That face! That waist! That body! And that tail! Where did this absolute hottie come from?
07:10You! My uncle! No. I can't just tell them that. Someone sabotaged my uncle's spirit power treatment on the battlefield.
07:17That's why he went berserk and was forced back into beast form.
07:20If word gets out that the Tiger Clan's war god is a defenseless cub...
07:24Welcome to Alice's preschool! I'm Alice, the director.
07:28My uncle's scent trail cuts off right around here. She has him.
07:34Hey!
07:37Hey!
07:38Rude much? I didn't even invite you in!
07:43Ow! What are you, made of stone?
07:52Grey, I'm only lucid for the moment. Listen. Whatever it takes, make sure I stay with this female.
08:03Uncle David...
08:04He's out of it again.
08:06No, that's impossible. Uncle's spirit beast was completely shattered. Even the Tiger Clan elders begged an SS-ranked female for
08:14help. And she said he had zero chance of recovery.
08:18Wait, did this hottie just call that tiny cub Uncle? Am I hearing things or is he crazy?
08:26Ahem. Did my nephew do anything while he was here?
08:30Oh, so he's your nephew.
08:37Well, not really. Unless chugging a bottle of milk counts?
08:44That's the legendary S-rank spirit serum! Even an SS-ranked powerhouse would take ages to condense a single drop.
08:51And she just pulped out of thin air like it was nothing!
08:54Something wrong with the milk?
08:57No wonder Uncle David told me to find you. No wonder he told me to stay.
09:13No wonder he snapped out of it for a second. That was a whole bottle of high-grade spirit nutrient
09:17serum. That's why he told me to keep him here no matter what.
09:29Did you just say you're the director of this beast care haven?
09:33Yep!
09:33That's perfect.
09:37Please, let my nephew join your care haven. Whatever it costs, we'll pay.
09:44Congratulations, host. Beginner Mission 1 complete.
09:47So he really is hot and nice. He's not even mad I took in his nephew. He's encrolling him.
09:52Beginner Mission 2 released. Welcome 3 new Beastlings within 7 days. Complete the mission to claim your rewards.
10:05Don't worry, little guy. From now on, 10 bottles a day. Every single day.
10:1110 bottles of S-Great Spirit Bill a day? Even the royals aren't this extravagant. Just who is this female?
10:19Director Alice. From now on, the Tiger Clan is yours to command.
10:25My uncle is the Tiger Clan's War God. If she can heal him, even the Clanler would come in person
10:31and swear loyalty to her.
10:32Oh! Wow, no need to be that dramatic. I mean, dear Guardian, if you really want to help, could you
10:40recommend 3 more new Beastlings? The more little ones we have, the more fun they'll have, right?
10:45No problem, Duralis. I'll bring them here within 3 days.
10:56This system is no joke. One bottle of milk and I won over a Beastling. Now, let me see what
11:02this SS-rank body boost potion can do.
11:11Whoa! I feel amazing!
11:14I could take on a hundred Henry's Dads right now.
11:17As for the Care Haven decor, just place it wherever it looks good in the yard.
11:22Whoa!
11:25Whoa!
11:28Whoa!
11:29Whoa!
11:31Whoa!
11:32Whoa!
11:33Whoa!
11:34Whoa!
11:34Whoa!
11:35Whoa!
11:35Whoa!
11:36Whoa!
11:37Whoa!
11:39Whoa!
11:40Whoa!
11:42Whoa!
11:49Whoa!
12:07Whoa!
12:08Whoa!
12:10Whoa!
12:12Whoa!
12:12Whoa!
12:12Whoa!
12:12Whoa!
12:13I brought them!
12:26A white tiger, a little wolf, a tiny bear, and a little dragon!
12:32Oh my god, is this fluffy heaven?
12:36Hi everyone, I'm Miss Alice, director of Alice Beast Care Haven.
12:40Welcome!
12:40We're running an enrollment special right now.
12:43Only 10,000 star coins for a whole year!
12:46Total bargain, no regrets.
12:49Rabbit clan?
12:50Uh, yes. Rabbit clan.
12:52What's your spirit power rank?
12:55Alice, so you really are here?
12:57Great, these two again.
13:00Oh, Alice, I know you're upset about awakening as a double F,
13:06getting dumped by the lion clan, and being abandoned by mom and dad.
13:12But that doesn't mean you can scam people with our family's abandoned old house.
13:16Dahlia, stop making things up!
13:18Good thing I've been keeping an eye on this loser.
13:21Otherwise, I wouldn't have known she saved the tiger clan's war god and got close to the dragon bear and
13:25wolf clan.
13:25No, I can't let her build ties with these power houses.
13:29If she does, she'll rise above me sooner or later.
13:33F rank?
13:34You're joking, right, little female?
13:37Our younger relatives.
13:39Ordinary beast filk.
13:41If their spirit power goes berserk, they'd chew a little rabbit like you up for a snack.
13:49Duke, show some respect to this, Alice.
13:53Grey, you told me David got better here.
13:55That's the only reason I came.
13:57But how is an F rank theme supposed to help my bro...
14:01my little brother recover?
14:03Weird.
14:03Why does everyone keep tripping over their words?
14:06Brother, little brother, which is it?
14:08What?
14:11Let's go.
14:12Wait, please!
14:17Yes, I know my spirit power isn't impressive right now.
14:21And I know you don't trust me.
14:23But what little beastlings need most isn't always raw power.
14:27They need a quiet, safe place where they can relax.
14:30If you leave your little ones with me, I promise they'll be well-fed, happy, and properly cared for every
14:37single day.
14:37Hey, this idiot really thinks they brought ordinary little beastlings?
14:41She has no idea who they really are.
14:45Alice, having weak spirit power is one thing.
14:48But did your brain stop working too?
14:50Dahlia, what do you want now?
14:53The dragon, bear, and wolf clans are top-tier ancient beast clans.
14:58Do you think they're short on food, comfort, or resources?
15:01Do you think they need this shabby little yard?
15:04And if they go berserk, your pathetic F-rank spirit power won't stop anything.
15:13When that happens, you'll have no way out.
15:20Alice, I get it.
15:21This whole thing is just you trying to get my attention.
15:25But we're not in the same league.
15:27Give it up.
15:28Can you two shut up already?
15:31You've been yapping non-stop.
15:33What is this, a contest to see who's the bigger backstabber and who's the shameless homewrecker?
15:37You!
15:41Big talk.
15:42That's all you've got?
15:46Gentlemen, please take a look.
15:49This is my official badge from the Royal Healing Institute.
15:52I'm a gold-certified soother with S-rank spirit power.
15:58The Royal Healing Institute has an SS-rake marrying and more than GS-rake soothers on staff.
16:03For elites like you, your younger relative deserve top-tier resources and fully customized soothing plans.
16:08Not left in a shabby place like this with an F-rank female.
16:13Ivan, watch your mouth.
16:18Fine.
16:19Still beats this dump.
16:24Only S-rank sewers, but with an SS-rank barrier.
16:28It should be enough to contain the clan leader's preserved power.
16:39Wait!
16:40Please!
16:40You're already here, so at least come inside and take a look.
16:44Alice!
16:45Are you still not getting it?
16:46What does this place have to offer besides being run down?
16:50Your pathetic little F-rank spirit power?
16:54Miss Alice, I'm sorry.
16:55I didn't think it would go like this.
16:57It's not your fault.
16:58My spirit power's just too low.
17:01Nobody's gonna take me seriously like this.
17:05Warning, beginner mission two.
17:07Enroll three new students.
17:08Less than four days remaining.
17:10Please complete the mission as soon as possible.
17:13I'm screwed.
17:14With F-rank spirit power, Ray is literally the only force not willing to trust me.
17:18No new students means no rewards.
17:20No rewards means no level up.
17:22Isn't this just a vicious cycle?
17:24You little hungry tiger.
17:26Ready for another bottle already?
17:38S-rank spirit serum?
17:41That's right.
17:42It's S-rank stealing serum.
17:44When our clan leader went berserk, our clan paid 300,000 star coins on the lake market
17:48for a single bottle.
17:49And this one's obviously even purer than the one we bottled.
17:52What?
17:52S-rank spirit serum?
17:54Impossible.
17:55How could a loser like Alice have something like that?
17:59Miss Alice, do you happen to have any more of that S-rank spirit serum?
18:04Spirit what now?
18:06Oh, you mean the beast milk.
18:09Of course we do.
18:10It's the free nutrition milk we provide for all little beastlings.
18:13Every day.
18:17What?
18:18Every day?
18:20Free?
18:21Yes.
18:22Little ones are growing.
18:24So of course they need good nutrition.
18:2610,000 star coins in tuition.
18:28And she provides spirit serum worth 300,000 a bottle every day?
18:31Not even the richest beast clan in the universe would be this extravagant.
18:35I've got a feeling if I walk away from this place today,
18:38I'll regret it for the rest of my life.
18:41This level of purity.
18:43And she's using it to feed little kids?
18:46You know what, Miss Alice?
18:47I suddenly realize you were absolutely right.
18:51Since we're already here, we really should bring the little one inside and have a look.
18:55Huh?
18:56Right, right!
18:57Since we're already here, Miss Alice, please let us come in and take a look!
19:02Please, look!
19:04Look, this little one has been begging to go inside.
19:07Ow-woo!
19:08See?
19:09He agrees!
19:10The wolf clan really has no shame.
19:13Even their little ones are part of the act.
19:15This one really wants to go in, too.
19:18Weren't they looking down on me, Jaskans as the waishin, when they turns I so eager?
19:25My lords, you-
19:26Where did this loser get something like that?
19:29That's great!
19:31Please, come in!
19:34Just a heads up, our Beast Care Haven is brand new, so things are still a little bear groans.
19:41Hope you don't mind.
19:55Watch your step, everyone.
19:56The yard's been cleaned up, but it's still a little bear bunnies.
20:19Is this the legendary fountain of life, said to nourish bloodlines and purify berserk factors?
20:25And the ancient wisdom tree, said to awaken intelligence, insight, and hidden abilities?
20:32Even the sandbox and slide are overflowing with the laws of the world itself?
20:38Oh my god.
20:39And she calls this bear bones?
20:41I'm the Beast God.
20:43What does she consider luxurious?
20:45The Beast God's own palace?
20:48I just set these up, so I haven't had time to decorate properly.
20:51Please don't mind.
20:54Oh, Alice, you can't seriously think this pile of junk is enough to impress these gentlemen.
20:59They're the elite of the Beast Clans.
21:01Making them stand around in a dump like this is practically insult.
21:04My lords, I told you.
21:07My sister is completely-
21:09Shut up, you ignorant female.
21:13Lord Duke.
21:14If this is Miss Alice's idea of an insult, then please, insult me as much as you want.
21:20Weird.
21:21Why do these parents talk so strangely?
21:26Robert is reacting.
21:27This fountain of life, it's real.
21:33Miss Alice, I have a favor to ask.
21:37Go ahead.
21:41Would you let my bro, my little brother, take a dip in the fountain of life?
21:47I promise he's clean, and he won't secretly drink any of your precious water.
21:52The fountain of life?
21:54Does he mean the fountain?
21:57Fountain of life?
21:59It's just a Beast Care Haven fountain.
22:01If the little ones like it, they can splash around any time.
22:05Any time?
22:07Splash around?
22:08She's allowing Robert to enter the fountain of life whenever he wants?
22:12It's fine.
22:13If the little dragon likes water, let him go.
22:20Robert, control yourself.
22:23Don't embarrass us.
22:32Rik!
22:33Alley-oop!
22:33What?
22:34What?
22:35What?
22:36What?
22:36What?
22:38What?
22:38What?
22:38What?
22:40Did that parrot just throw the little dragon like a dart?
23:00Robert's spirit power.
23:02Really calm down.
23:04Dragon's spirit power is the hardest to soothe.
23:06If even Robert can be calmed by this spring, then this really is the fountain of life.
23:11By the Beast God.
23:12This little yard really has something only the Beast God's palace should have.
23:16Looks like he really likes the fountain.
23:18My lords!
23:19Don't let her fool you!
23:21I'm her actual sister.
23:23I know exactly what she has.
23:25A worthless F-rank nobody couldn't possibly have treasures like this.
23:30They're fake.
23:32They're fake.
23:32Cheap junk.
23:34Dressed up to look real.
23:35Dahlia, what are you talking about now?
23:40Robert!
23:43What's wrong with the little dragon?
23:48My lords, look!
23:50The fountain of life is fake!
23:53Dragons already have fragile spirit power, and now he's being corrupted!
23:58Alice, are you trying to destroy the dragon clan's future?
24:03No, I didn't.
24:05It's just regular fountain water.
24:07Shut up!
24:10Shut up!
24:11Alice, you're vicious.
24:12You failed your awakening, so now you're jealous of everyone else.
24:15You even used a fake fountain of life to hurt a dragon elder.
24:18You deserve everything that's coming to you.
24:20I really wasn't trying to hurt him.
24:22My lords, even though Alice is my sister, she's utterly wicked.
24:26On behalf of the rabbit clan, I cast her out.
24:29Punish her however you see fit.
24:32Everyone, Miss Alice isn't like that.
24:34There has to be a misunderstanding.
24:40Misunderstanding?
24:40What misunderstanding?
24:42The only thing I regret is trusting a double F-trash female
24:45and hurting the brother I admire most!
24:49Perfect.
24:50The dragon clan is furious.
24:51Alice is dead for sure.
24:53Now you're going to pay with your life
24:55for deceiving and harming the dragon clan.
25:20Whatever it takes, keep me here.
25:24Kneel.
25:32Why are you kneeling?
25:35I'm just...
25:36Just grateful.
25:38Grateful to me?
25:40You helped calm my little brother's spirit power down a lot.
25:44He told me I had to beg you to let him enroll here, no matter what.
25:48Wasn't he trying to kill me just now?
25:51How did this turn into begging me to enroll the little dragon?
25:54Dragons are the proudest clan.
25:56If he's kneeling just to enroll here,
25:58then his brother must have spoken to him telepathically.
26:01Which means,
26:02this really is the Fountain of Life.
26:04The legendary spring said to exist only in the Peace God's palace.
26:09If the Fountain of Life is real,
26:11then everything else must be real too.
26:19Miss Alice!
26:20What is it?
26:21Can I take him over to sit under the tree for a bit?
26:24I promise.
26:24I'll just sit there.
26:25I won't do anything.
26:26Anything at all.
26:28Oh my god.
26:30A little brown bear.
26:33Who would have thought one day
26:34I'd get to pet a little bear cub whenever I want?
26:40Of course.
26:41He's from the bear clan, right?
26:43They love climbing trees.
26:45Take him over and let him play.
26:47Maybe it'll cheer him up a little.
26:49Thank you, Miss Alice.
26:50No, that's impossible.
26:53I already stole her birthright.
26:56How is she still rising?
26:59And now she's getting close to all these powerhouses.
27:03What if she figures it out?
27:06What if she realizes I'm the one who took her time?
27:09Damn it.
27:11If I knew Alice had these kinds of tricks on her sleeve,
27:14I never would have rushed to replace my fiance.
27:21No, I can't let Alice rise above me.
27:26Johnny, the bear clan lord,
27:28was tainted by the corrupted three years ago.
27:30An S-grade female tried to soothe him,
27:32but his spirit power was so unstable it shattered her mind.
27:38Ever since time is being a little more prone to going himself.
27:44Spirit induction crystal.
28:01Clan lord?
28:02Holy, that is one big bear.
28:07Why is the clan lever going berserk all of a sudden?
28:10Miss Alice, get out of the way!
28:11Huh?
28:22Look out!
28:23An S-S-rank bear clan lord going berserk?
28:27Alice, you're dead meat.
28:42That's impossible!
28:44Holy crap.
28:45This little female just flipped the clan lord?
28:52Impossible.
28:53Isn't she just F-rank trash?
28:54How does she have that kind of strength?
28:56No!
29:06All right, fine.
29:07Back where I came from, I was a total pushover.
29:10But now, I throw hands.
29:16Ah!
29:17By the beast god.
29:22Go for it!
29:42That's the bear clan lord.
29:44Unstoppable on the battlefield.
29:46Even my uncle in his prime wouldn't have taken him head on.
29:48And she just sent him flying?
29:50Bro!
29:51Bro!
29:51I got you all wrong!
29:52So when you told me to kneel, you were trying to save my life, bro!
29:56I knew you had my back!
29:57Ah!
29:58The clan lord really calmed down.
30:01No.
30:03Impossible.
30:04How is she not dead?
30:06Tired yourself out, huh?
30:17Cubs really are the cutest things in the world.
30:20Adult beast like are just...
30:21The absolute worst.
30:24I absolutely cannot let this female find out I'm not actually a cub.
30:33Oh, how are you this well-behaved-al?
30:37Miss Alice, are you all right?
30:40I'm fine.
30:42It's just...
30:43Did I go a little too hard just now?
30:46I think...
30:48Probably not.
30:50I got so caught up thinking beast-edge cubs could handle a rock tumble.
30:54I totally forgot their guardian was standing right there!
30:56My son hit someone?
30:58No way.
30:59Maybe you should be asking what in the environment made him act out.
31:03It says processed on shared equipment with peanuts!
31:06He doesn't even have an allergy, but what if he reacts anyway?
31:10Should I use the emergency shot?
31:12Dealing with furious guardians is scarier than facing a giant five-meter bear!
31:22Alice, you laid hands on the noble bear clan.
31:27An apology won't save you now.
31:29Alice, you really did cross a line.
31:33But if you hand this place over right now,
31:36I might speak on behalf of the Lion Chan and spare your life.
31:47Since when does the Lion Clan speak for the Bear Clan?
31:53Surviving the Bear Clan Lord's strength,
31:55even by luck,
31:57means her body is stronger than I thought.
32:00And Rabbit Clan bloodlines are known for their compatibility.
32:03If I make her mine,
32:05my own bloodline will only grow stronger.
32:07Ivan!
32:09I'm your fiancée!
32:10How dare you!
32:13My lord,
32:14my sister dared dare to disrespect the Bear Clan.
32:17You can't let her get away with this!
32:20You're right.
32:21I absolutely can't let Miss Alice get away.
32:28You're finished this time.
32:30So please let me explain.
32:34Huh?
32:36Miss Alice!
32:42I finally found someone
32:43who can keep our clan lord...
32:46No, no, I mean someone
32:48who can keep our young lord in check.
32:51Please, you have to take him in.
32:53And I'm begging you.
32:54Let him stay here full time.
33:03No.
33:05How is this possible?
33:07Alice is just a useless F-Rank female.
33:10How could the famous Bear Clan be begging to get it into this rundown academy?
33:17What do you know?
33:19Lord Johnny hasn't been this calm in ages!
33:22My lords!
33:26My lords!
33:26My lords!
33:27You are the pride of the dragon and wolf clams.
33:30Surely you can see through Alice's little act.
33:33She is nothing but a useless F-Rank female.
33:36You have to...
33:37Miss Alice!
33:39You have to at Robert first.
33:44Lord Duke?
33:45Lord Duke?
33:46Robert barely takes up any space.
33:48Just give him a box and he'll sleep fine.
33:52Besides, I was the first one to kneel and beg you.
33:59You are crying.
34:05That doesn't count.
34:09For the wolf clan's prodigy, screw it.
34:25Miss Alice, look.
34:28Our cub likes you so much he's already asking you to accept him.
34:36Shameless!
34:38Thank you for the compliment.
34:40Are you all out of your minds?
34:44The dragon, wolf, and bear clans.
34:47They're all fighting for a place with her.
34:50This place must be hiding a secret.
35:00Alright, stop fighting over it.
35:05Cubs!
35:06Accepted!
35:07All of them!
35:12Ding!
35:13Congratulations, host!
35:14Beginner mission 2 complete.
35:16Three new inscripts is accepted.
35:18Rewards.
35:18One SS-ranked spirit boost potion.
35:20100 tons of exotic beast meat per day.
35:23And 100 bottles of beast milk per day.
35:25Stored in system inventory.
35:29Great!
35:30At least I won't have to worry about keeping them fed anymore.
35:35Influence threshold reached.
35:38Influence threshold reached.
35:38System shop unlocked.
35:40Main quest issued.
35:41Expand your influence.
35:43And earn points.
35:44Beast god core.
35:4980 million points.
35:5080 million?
35:52I only have 40 points right now.
35:54Would I need 8 million cubs for this?
35:56How is that even possible?
36:00Alice, you got lucky this time.
36:03Next time I won't let you off.
36:05If I can't take openly, I'll find another way.
36:22Finally, those annoying adult beast trick are gone.
36:25Come here, little fluff balls.
36:27Let Miss Alice snuggle you.
36:29Miss Alice!
36:31Cuddles!
36:32Little bear, you can talk?
36:34That's so cute!
36:37Here, have some beast milk.
36:42Miss Alice, like you.
36:45Aw, whose little wolf is this?
36:47So well behaved!
36:53One is the bear clan's war beast from the battlefield.
36:56The other is the wolf clan's most temperamental prodigy.
36:59And now they're both acting obedient in front of an F-reague female.
37:02I didn't think regressing into cub form would dull their minds, too.
37:07Right, David?
37:08Miss Alice!
37:09Cuddles!
37:10Like you!
37:14Oh, this little white tiger is way too sweet!
37:18This female is generous, and clearly no ordinary person.
37:21Showing some goodwill is a rational choice.
37:24Dragons are wise, but proud.
37:26Robert will regret acting so allure.
37:28Hypocrite!
37:29A dragon would never sloop that low.
37:36Oh, the little white tiger even licked my hand!
37:42It's getting late.
37:44Time to get you all cleaned up and ready to rest.
37:50Cleamed up.
37:52Clean.
37:53A bath?
37:55Stupid tiger.
37:56Let's see how you keep pretending now.
37:58Good thing I'm a dragon.
38:00Dragons don't need baths.
38:03No!
38:04Absolutely not!
38:05I've kept my innocence for 20 years!
38:07I am not giving in now!
38:10Weird.
38:11I know cats hate baths.
38:14But white tigers, too?
38:16Or maybe cubs just get stressed out easily?
38:20System.
38:21Open the shop.
38:23I need to redeem an item.
38:25Right away, host.
38:26Redeem the restoration serum.
38:31Stupid tiger.
38:33Let's see you keep up the act now.
38:35Good thing I'm a dragon.
38:37Dragons don't do baths.
38:44The radiant restoration serum?
38:47The legendary elixir that restores beast beak who've regressed after going berserk?
38:53But the ingredients for radiant restoration serum went extinct after the great war!
38:58Who exactly is this female?
39:01A single drop of radiant restoration serum at this contrition would fetch a fortune at auction.
39:07And she has a whole bottle?
39:19Easy there, little guy.
39:20You've got scales, not fur.
39:22You don't need a bath.
39:25Damn it!
39:27Who said dragons don't need baths?
39:31I do!
39:32I love baths!
39:40So firm.
39:43Don't move.
39:45I want a bath, too!
39:48I want a bath, too!
39:53No, I can't.
39:55This female said she hates adult beast will.
40:08Huh?
40:09I swear I just felt a set of rock-hard abs.
40:13Am I so desperate for a boyfriend that I'm hallucinating?
40:16Whatever.
40:17Let's get this little guy washed up.
40:19Miss Alice, you're responsible for me now?
40:22All right, all right.
40:24I'm definitely responsible for you now.
40:28If I'd known acting cute would get me a bath and radiant restoration serum, I would've...
40:34All right, you two are up next.
40:36Bath time!
40:37Well, well.
40:38Two new male guests.
40:40So she does know better.
40:41Step right in, gentlemen.
40:44Hmm.
40:49Hmm.
40:50Hmm.
40:51Hmm.
40:52Hmm.
41:00It's not like I wanted a bath.
41:03That so-called radiant restoration serum is probably fake anyway.
41:09That was the Bear Clan Lord's cry?
41:12I knew something was wrong with the serum.
41:17It's okay, Johnny.
41:19Baths feel good.
41:20I promise.
41:22Can you come down for me?
41:30Am I seeing this right?
41:32Johnny, the Bear Clan Lord who doesn't even flinch at battlefield wounds, is scared of a bath?
41:42Be good.
41:44It'll be over soon.
41:51You all stay put, okay?
41:52I'm going to grab towels and a blow-ryer.
41:58Come on!
41:59This is the legendary Radiant Restoration Serum.
42:02If my old man knew I got to bathe in something this precious, he'd throw me into the Wolf Clan
42:07lake and scrub every bit of fluff off me for the rest of the clan to drink.
42:16Hmm.
42:17No bath.
42:18Then I'll sneak one.
42:21See that?
42:22Even the Dragon Clan's war god is sneaking over to soak in our leftover bath water.
42:28And you're acting like one drop of water would kill you?
42:42Keep talking.
42:44I'll turn you into wolf stew.
42:52Tom, Robert's just trying to scare you.
42:55Don't worry.
42:56David.
42:57Robert.
42:59This female can pull out god-jeer items like they're nothing.
43:03She's clearly no ordinary person.
43:07Johnny?
43:09You're really back.
43:10I thought...
43:11They say bears are simple and dragons are cunning.
43:16But I'm telling you, the honest-looking ones have the darkest hearts.
43:21He definitely recovered ages ago.
43:24He's just been pretending to be a cub to get that female's attention.
43:29What?
43:31You're trying to steal my female?
43:33She touched me all over, and she already said she's responsible for me.
43:42I hate to break it to you, but she touched all four of us.
43:48That's different!
43:50She treated you like cubs!
43:52Like you're not a cub yourself.
43:55Weird.
43:55Did I just hear men's voices?
44:08Alright.
44:09Time to get you all dried off.
44:12Remember.
44:13Stay in cub form.
44:14Do not let the female figure us out.
44:21This female's hands are so warm.
44:31This feels really good.
44:35The bear clan lord really knows when to swallow his pride.
44:41Johnny's actually sacrificing himself so none of us get caught.
44:44What a legend!
44:46Damn you, Johnny!
44:47And you said you weren't trying to steal my female!
44:50It's not like I'm actually enjoying this.
44:53Right.
44:53Exactly.
44:56Oh, Johnny, you're so good!
44:58It's not like I'm actually enjoying this.
45:01Right.
45:02Exactly.
45:09System.
45:10Give me my spirit boost potion.
45:23Huh.
45:25Kinda sweet.
45:29But why does my head feel so...
45:32heavy?
45:50Robert, biting the hand that feeds you isn't exactly the dragon kind's style.
45:59Robert, biting the hand that feeds you isn't exactly the dragon clang's style.
46:09Rabbits are weak to begin with, and she's still just a young female.
46:14And you, stupid tiger, think you're fit to be her mate?
46:26She looks so sweet.
46:30You touch me all over.
46:33So one little taste should be fair, right?
46:46I'm going to be your mate someday anyway.
47:06I hate weak rabbits.
47:10So why does this one make me want to get closer?
47:28New student of Flakefection increased.
47:31Random quest issued.
47:33Have all new students complete and record one group activity.
47:37Reward.
47:39Soothing song.
47:40Use your voice to soothe cubs and ease their minds and bodies.
47:46A group activity?
47:48Easy!
47:49All right, little ones.
47:51Let me teach you a game.
47:52All right, little ones.
47:54Follow my moves.
47:56Ahem.
48:10Great job, David.
48:12Keep going.
48:18Tom is trying so hard, too.
48:21The itsy-bitsy spider went up the spout again.
48:31Wow!
48:32Robert's little son is adorable, too!
48:36The itsy-bitsy spider went up the water spout.
48:42Down came the...
48:43Johnny, you're being so good!
48:45I am the pride of the wolf clan.
48:49I am the pride of the wolf clan.
48:49A war god who makes corrupted beasts tremble on the battlefield.
48:54A clan lord whose word is law.
48:57Doing something this girly?
48:59No one can ever find out!
49:06All done.
49:07Now I can show this to your folks when they come pick you up.
49:15Whaaaaa!
49:22Random quest complete.
49:24Reward delivered.
49:25Soothing song.
49:27Great job, everyone!
49:28Now let's keep going!
49:40My spirit power may not have fully recovered yet, but I'm still one of Dragon Clan's top prodigies.
49:45This tiny eff-rake female thinks she can keep me under control?
49:48Watch this!
49:50Huh?
49:52Looks like our little dragon is extra eager today.
49:55Woohoo!
49:57Then I'll do it with you.
50:11Damn this female!
50:13How dare she treat me like a toy!
50:18My spirit power actually increased?
50:21How is that possible?
50:33Pick me! Pick me!
50:37Miss Alice, you said it yourself.
50:40I was the eager one.
50:45Don't worry.
50:46I'll do it with each of you later.
50:48But right now, it's time to make you all something yummy.
50:58Since it's for cubs, it has to be nutritious and easy to digest.
51:04System.
51:05Redeem barbecue seasoning and kitchen tools.
51:14Time to give this world a taste of modern cooking.
51:37Her singing actually boosted my spirit power.
51:40This is unbelievable!
51:42The female I've got my eye on really is something special.
51:45Her spirit power may only be F rank, but she did put my body into all sorts of positions.
51:53So I suppose I could ruckluckly become her mate.
51:57Robert!
51:58You're trying to steal my female too?
52:01Enough.
52:03Stop arguing.
52:04Whatever this female is preparing is probably cub food.
52:08But our spirit power is unstable right now.
52:11If we eat unprocessed food, we could go berserk.
52:15Contact our clans immediately and have them send suitable food over.
52:26You must be starving!
52:28Look what I made for you babies.
52:31Special baby food.
52:35Smells so good!
52:39Oops.
52:40Forgot the utensils.
52:49Let me go!
52:50I need to eat!
52:53Don't move!
52:55Can't you smell it?
52:56That aroma is even richer than anything served at an imperial banquet.
53:01Coming, coming!
53:06Are the cubs' folks coming to check on them?
53:18What are you doing here?
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