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00:03Hello, Michael.
00:05Hello, Chris.
00:06Are you ready?
00:08You know, to tell you the truth, I'm not, but come in anyway.
00:11I'm just about to put the kettle on.
00:12Thanks.
00:46Happy Friday! Happy Friday to you!
00:49And welcome to our Paul McCartney and Prince special.
00:53And good luck to anyone and everyone who's running the London Marathon this weekend.
00:58How about we begin with some super tips from some super ladies.
01:02First of all, Emma B.
01:04My name's Emma B and I'm running the London Marathon for the first time.
01:10And my super tip is if you're pooing your pants, it's OK.
01:13We're all pooing our pants.
01:17And I've heard that you can actually poo your pants on race day as well.
01:23It's true. That is actually true. Happens all the time.
01:26Nice one, Emma.
01:27All right. Here comes super tip number two.
01:30I'm Bryony Gordon and I've run the London Marathon four times.
01:37And my top marathon tip is enjoy the fact that the London Marathon is one of the few socially acceptable
01:43places in the world
01:44where it is encouraged to take Vaseline off a stranger.
01:48Yay!
01:50And by the way, come and see me if you need any extra.
01:54I always take loads.
01:56All right.
01:57Super tip number three.
01:58Hi, I'm Paula Radcliffe.
02:00Yay!
02:02And I've won the London Marathon.
02:04Hooray!
02:06Three times.
02:07Yay!
02:08Big up me.
02:09Yay!
02:10And my super tip is plan the run and run the plan.
02:15Hooray!
02:17Oh, yeah. And don't trust a fart after halfway.
02:19Yay!
02:20Paula Radcliffe!
02:22Thank you, ladies.
02:24What's going on?
02:24Good luck to anyone and everyone running the London Marathon this weekend.
02:27All right.
02:27Let's do It's Your Letter.
02:30It's your letters, it's your letters.
02:33No, it's your letters, it's your letters.
02:38It's your letters, it's your letters.
02:42Well, maybe it is, maybe it is.
02:45Very good, very good.
02:49Thank you, New Order, for that.
02:50It's your letters and rumours in the news this week that New Order are getting back together.
02:54Please, God, let that happen.
02:57All right.
02:57We do have a letter here.
02:58It's a letter from Jolly Jill in Hammerhill.
03:01Yay!
03:02Jill says, hey, Chris.
03:04I love it.
03:06You never get sick of it.
03:08You might, but we don't.
03:09Hey, Chris, Will was great last week.
03:10How about you get Will back again?
03:12Well, hey, let's do it for Jill in Hammerhill.
03:14Where there's Will, there's Wayne.
03:15Where there's Jill, there's Will.
03:16Hey!
03:26Hey, Will.
03:27Hey, Will.
03:28Hey, Will.
03:29Welcome to our Paul McCartney and Prince special.
03:31Thank you very much.
03:31Bless you for saying that Jill from Hammerhill wanted me back,
03:34because I know she doesn't exist.
03:35No, she doesn't exist.
03:35But everybody does want you back anyway.
03:37That is a fact.
03:38OK, what pub genius do you have for us today?
03:40Well, for that, Chris, you're going to have to wait for part two,
03:42our Paul McCartney pub.
03:44How come?
03:45How come we've got to wait?
03:45What's going on?
03:46Because I thought first we'd play a game of our favourite
03:50old gummies to play all the time, TFI Trump.
03:52Yay!
03:53All right, deal, deal.
03:54All right.
03:55OK, you deal?
03:56Yes.
03:57OK.
03:58That's you.
04:00All right.
04:00OK, OK, OK, OK.
04:01I'm going to go for Frank Editori's magic trick.
04:04Oh, I'm going to go for the incredibly tall old lady.
04:08OK, I've got 88 here for Fun Factor.
04:10Oh, 82.
04:1188!
04:13Bring on Frank Editori!
04:14One more!
04:15Go on!
04:17Ready?
04:18Yeah, go on.
04:19Just go, mate.
04:20Up!
04:21Up!
04:21Up!
04:23Have it!
04:24Have it!
04:24Let me go!
04:25Get up!
04:27Frank Editori!
04:31Still pretty good, right?
04:33Frankie's still got it.
04:34But 1-0 to me.
04:35OK.
04:35I'm going to go for the girl who cries milk.
04:39Oh!
04:40Very good.
04:41I'll go Noel Gallagher's mad chat in my flat.
04:46Fun Factor 81.
04:4895.
04:4990!
04:51Welcome to the show.
04:52What's your name?
04:53My name's Lindsay Houston.
04:54And where are you from, Lindsay Houston?
04:55I'm from Gospel.
04:56And you are?
04:57How old?
04:58I am 15.
04:5815 years old.
05:00It's Lindsay from Gosport.
05:00She's 15 years old, Gosport near Portsmouth.
05:02Yep, that's right.
05:04Woo!
05:05And you brought your friends with you on a minibus of some sort.
05:08Oh, lovely.
05:09So tell us, when did you first start crying milk?
05:11What happened?
05:12About two years ago.
05:13I went round my friend Sarah's house and we were just playing around with milk.
05:18Playing around with milk?
05:20Yeah.
05:21Cool.
05:21And I took it up with my nose, she made me laugh and it came out of my eyes.
05:26And now you can do it whenever you want to?
05:27I can.
05:28All right, now I've seen this once and I saw it on Wednesday on videotape.
05:31We've rehearsed it three times and I've not been able to watch it once.
05:33So if you have a screamish disposition here or at home, don't look because it will make
05:38you chunder.
05:39All right?
05:40Are you ready?
05:41Oh, I am.
05:41Okay, Lindsay will now cry milk.
05:48Oh, I am.
05:54Oh, my God.
05:57Oh, my God.
05:58Oh.
05:58Oh!
05:58Yeah!
06:03Oh, my God!
06:13Oh, my gosh.
06:15The girl who cried milk, how great was she?
06:17Real name, Lindsay Houston.
06:18She lives now in Sydney and is very happily married to an Australia.
06:23All right, the decider.
06:24Are you ready for the decider?
06:25Yep.
06:25OK, my go.
06:26What about the wooden bird with purple hair?
06:29Oh, classy.
06:30Oh, I think I've nailed this one.
06:32I've got the thing that everybody wants to see,
06:34which is you being thrown out of a window.
06:37Can't argue with that.
06:39Well, there's the thumbs up.
06:40Chris will be on.
06:50All right, Will wins 2-1.
06:53Are you coming back in part two?
06:54I am.
06:54The Paul McCartney part.
06:55He's back in the Paul McCartney part with Pub Genius.
07:00Does anyone know if Will's single?
07:03We all love, actually, our next guest.
07:06So much so that it feels like he's part of my family.
07:09He's returning once again as our favourite detective in Beyond Paradise,
07:12which continues on Fridays on the BBC,
07:15because we're all partial for a bit of Chris Marshall.
07:28Are you loving this as much as you're loving Aston Villa at the moment?
07:314-3 last weekend.
07:32Yay!
07:34One more win in Champions League.
07:36The Champignons League is in the bag.
07:39Where did you watch the match last weekend?
07:41Last weekend, I watched the match in my house last weekend.
07:45Yeah.
07:46It was a seven-goal thriller, isn't it?
07:47It was a seven-goal thriller.
07:49And you were down in the dumps.
07:52Didn't they write you a letter or something?
07:53Oh, when I had my accident?
07:54Yeah.
07:55Yeah, yeah.
07:55I'm actually recovering from an accident right now, actually.
07:57I know.
07:57I saw you just take a sling off.
07:59It's like, is that a prop?
08:01No, it was a slight skiing mishap,
08:03which is probably the most middle-class thing I've ever said in my life.
08:06Yeah, there are other middle-class phrases that are available,
08:09but that's pretty much up there.
08:09I've got to be honest.
08:10Broken collarbone, two places.
08:12So what happened with you and the accident in the letter from Villa?
08:15So, yeah.
08:15So I had an accident in Bristol about nearly 20 years ago.
08:19Right.
08:20Got hit by a car.
08:21Yeah, these things sort of happened to me.
08:23I don't know why.
08:28And they sent me this wonderful card signed by all the players and the manager
08:31and it was a superb thing and I go up all the time and see them
08:36and I just love Villa.
08:38Of course you do.
08:39It's such a lovely club.
08:40Yeah, they are a lovely club.
08:41They do so, so well at the moment.
08:42So a skiing accident, a recent skiing accident,
08:45looks like a shoulder thing.
08:47Yeah, a broken shoulder.
08:48A broken shoulder?
08:49Yeah, I broke my collarbone, two places.
08:51Oh, OK.
08:51Two places.
08:52Have you been skiing twice?
08:57One in Mirabelle and one in Mirabelle.
08:59Yeah, yeah, yeah.
09:00OK.
09:01Beyond Paradise is back.
09:02It's doing great business yet again.
09:04Here we are in season four.
09:05Come on, Beyond Paradise.
09:07I'll just clap with one hand if that's all right.
09:10Yeah.
09:11What's the sound of one hand clapping?
09:12That is actually the sound of one hand clapping.
09:14One hand clapping.
09:15All right.
09:16And is it fair to say that in the most recent episode just gone,
09:19you had the least baddie or the least bad baddie?
09:23Would that be fair enough?
09:23Oh, I'd say again, the least bad baddie.
09:25Yeah, because the mermaid.
09:28Oh, yeah, the least bad baddie.
09:29Yeah.
09:30Is that fair enough?
09:31It's like a, yeah, yeah, that was the least bad baddie.
09:34I would say so, wouldn't you?
09:35Yeah, the mermaid.
09:36The mermaid.
09:36They're not bad baddies, are they?
09:38Yeah, well, I'm...
09:39Although they live in a lair.
09:41Yeah.
09:41So, um...
09:42Has anybody ever met a mermaid they don't like?
09:44I don't think so.
09:45I don't know.
09:45I don't know.
09:46I don't know.
09:47Mermaids, I mean, they get a good rap, I think.
09:48Yeah, they do.
09:49They do.
09:50Beyond Paradise is all about its setting, its location.
09:53Yeah.
09:54You know, it's sort of the weird and wonderfulness that is the West Country.
09:58Yeah.
09:58And the coast and the wild savagery of the coast.
10:01So, why wouldn't you have mermaids?
10:02We have mermaids, we have green men.
10:04Yeah.
10:04We have little green men.
10:06Yeah.
10:06We have writers who are topping themselves in the bath.
10:10That's not very West Country.
10:12But, you know, I mean, we cover all bases.
10:15You've landed loose today, haven't you?
10:17Yeah, yeah, yeah.
10:17Don't shake the arm, Chris, too much.
10:18Oh, my God, it's that arm.
10:20It is the arm, yeah.
10:21Oh, my God, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry.
10:24Someone came up to me.
10:25Oh, my gosh.
10:26Someone came up to me in the pub yesterday, and they went, yesterday they came up to me
10:28in the pub, and they went, oh!
10:31I was like, oh, amazing.
10:33So, it could have been worse.
10:34It's all good, it's all good.
10:36It could have been worse, it could have been worse.
10:37You got married recently, congratulations.
10:39Oh, in the show.
10:41Yes!
10:43I did.
10:44Yes, wonderful marriage.
10:44You're on to talk about Beyond Paradise.
10:46I need to talk about Beyond Paradise, not my bad.
10:48Bad shoulder.
10:49Yeah, yeah.
10:49Or my wife of 15 years.
10:51Yeah, no, no, this is a different...
10:52My new wife, my screen wife.
10:55It's a different situation.
10:56Wonderful wedding, obviously had the wonderful Don Warrington as my best man, and, yeah, superb.
11:04Do you watch old cop shows?
11:06Is it true that you are huge fans of old cop shows, and you try to sort of, you know...
11:12Yeah.
11:12So, sew them into the tapestry that is Beyond Paradise.
11:15Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
11:16So, I was a huge fan of shows growing up, like, The Rockford Files.
11:20Yeah.
11:21I know it's technically not a cop, he's a private investigator, but, you know, Jim Rockford.
11:24Yeah.
11:25Columbo, Marple, Barnaby Jones.
11:27Do you know Barnaby Jones?
11:28No, I can't remember Barnaby Jones.
11:29Yeah.
11:30A bit before your time, maybe.
11:33Looking good.
11:34Take that.
11:35Take that.
11:35No, a bit before my time as well, but...
11:37Oh, all right.
11:38So, I like to sort of, like, encompass, pay homages to all those cops that I loved growing
11:44up, and movies I loved.
11:48You know, I put in little homages all over the place, like, to Withnell and I, and movies
11:53The Great Escape, and stuff like that.
11:54I just love sort of imbuing my performance with those, because every day you come in,
12:00you've got to try something new.
12:01You want to keep it fresh.
12:03You are fresh, man.
12:04Well, I'll try and keep fresh.
12:05You seem to be sort of relaxing into the most scatty version of yourself I've ever experienced.
12:14And, let's face it...
12:15Sketchy or scatty?
12:16Both, in a way.
12:17Do you know what I mean?
12:18You seem to be sort of really free.
12:21I'm sort of loving where I am at the moment.
12:23Good for you, mate.
12:25Have you been asked to go on Traitors?
12:28No.
12:28Come on, you must have been.
12:30Wow.
12:31No.
12:32Would you go on if you were asked?
12:32No.
12:33No?
12:34Have you been asked on any of those kind of shows?
12:36Yeah, yeah, yeah.
12:37Can you give us the top three?
12:38Yeah, strictly, strictly and strictly.
12:40Yeah.
12:40Yeah.
12:41Wow.
12:42Beyond Paradise is great, right?
12:43And I think it's all the greater for the fact that you are like you are, right?
12:48Because it's a square peg in a round hole, and that's fun, isn't it?
12:51That's punk in itself.
12:53And it's quite a mad little show.
12:55It is.
12:55And I love it, yeah.
12:57Do you think it could get a lot...
12:58I mean, we're in season four now.
12:59Yeah.
12:59Why don't...
13:00When five, six, seven, you know, that's probably where it's going to be and where it's going
13:06to go, and you'll all be happy at the end of maybe six series.
13:09Do you think they could really stir it up in season five?
13:12Just get it.
13:13Well, season five, we're about to start shooting season five.
13:15All right, put it in the neutral bullet and have all the fun with it.
13:18Go on, I dare you.
13:19Yeah, okay.
13:19What do you think?
13:20Well, I mean, how long can a marriage last?
13:22No!
13:23I'm kidding, I'm kidding, I'm kidding, I'm kidding.
13:26I'm kidding, I'm kidding, I'm kidding.
13:28Do you...
13:28Absolutely.
13:28You're so not kidding.
13:29You're so not kidding.
13:30Absolutely.
13:31I'm not going to give away spoilers.
13:32I don't know.
13:33They haven't written it yet.
13:34It sounds like you do know.
13:35It sounds like they have.
13:38Do you ever try and wheedle things in that you like doing?
13:42I mean, like, would he go to Aston Villa?
13:47I mean, I would love to get that in the show.
13:49You've got to try.
13:50It's a long way from Plymouth, though.
13:52Well, it wasn't that far from Bath.
13:53No, no, no.
13:56You might be joking if he's not your thing, Chris.
13:58No, no, no, it's not.
14:00Geography's not my thing.
14:01It's, um, I don't know.
14:03I do, um, I'm always like, let's get us a surfing episode.
14:08Yeah.
14:08We haven't had one of those yet.
14:09Yeah.
14:10All right, but you're not, I mean, you've got to be careful.
14:12So you can't swim, you can't run, I would imagine, at the moment.
14:14You can't surf at the moment.
14:15Can't do anything at the moment.
14:16Can't do anything at the moment.
14:17Apart from give great interview on this show.
14:21Let's hear it for Chris Marshall.
14:24Never disappointing.
14:25Beyond Paradise continues to be on the BBC.
14:27We're on season four.
14:28It's great.
14:29People love it.
14:30People watch it in their millions.
14:31Once again, Chris Marshall will be on Paradise.
14:35Surfer, swimmer, runner.
14:37Just not at the moment.
14:39No, there you go.
14:40Just no skiing.
14:41No skiing.
14:44Still to come, Paul McCartney, but first, some more TFI gold from NXS.
14:50All you've got is this moment.
14:53All you've got is this moment.
14:56Twenty-four centuries yesterday.
14:59You can carry on the wall.
15:05Hey!
15:09I need you tonight.
15:14Because I'm not sleeping.
15:18There's something about you now.
15:22And it's this moment.
15:26NXS.
15:26Wow.
15:27NXS on TFI Friday.
15:28Loads of TFI gold on YouTube.
15:30Just like a TFI.
15:31And you'll see it all.
15:31And by the way, the first nine episodes of this show, TFI Unplugged, are available on YouTube.
15:36World Pub Genius is back!
15:39This all looks very sophisticated.
15:41This is your normal set-up in a pub.
15:43Yeah, of course it is.
15:44Most pubs have this ready to play.
15:47All right, what are you claiming to be able to do here?
15:48Well, I'm claiming I will be able to put these four eggs into those pints without touching anything with my
15:55hands.
15:55Can't be done.
15:56Oh, come on.
16:04Non-believers.
16:05Can be done.
16:07Drum roll, please.
16:08All right.
16:10Not too hard.
16:30Go Wales!
16:32Go Wales!
16:33Go Wales!
16:36Go Wales!
17:05Oh, we've had a review in the Guardian.
17:08This cosy yet hectic revival just about justifies its inexpensive existence.
17:15We've had worse. We'll take it.
17:18All right, let's have something very special.
17:21My next guest is the one and only Paul McCartney.
17:48Oh, my God!
18:07Now, Paul, Paul, on your new album, you've played most of the instruments yourself.
18:13Play a lot of them, yeah.
18:13OK, and you're a great drummer, apparently.
18:16Well, I do a bit, you know, on the sly.
18:18Can you do this? Can you do this? Can you do this?
18:24That's not called for in many of the songs which I've been doing.
18:28Can you do it?
18:29Can I do it? No.
18:30Go on, I'm good.
18:32Yeah!
18:34He knew! He knew he could do it!
18:36Near it.
18:37Now, look, we've had some friends faxes with some questions,
18:40and these are the genuine faxes.
18:42We're going to show them on the screen just to prove it to you.
18:43If you want the proof, there you are.
18:45And the first question is from Bono.
18:48Bono's faxes from America.
18:50We've asked all these people, if they could ask Paul one question,
18:52what would it be?
18:52And here's the fax from Bono.
18:53It says, Paul, when I hear someone else's great song,
18:57I feel both elated and sick as a pig that I didn't write it.
19:00Do you ever feel the same way from Bono?
19:03Er, yeah, sometimes.
19:05Not really sick as a pig.
19:06I'm slightly jealous.
19:07And is there only one song that you thought,
19:09oh, that I'd like?
19:10Yeah, you know that Billy Joe one,
19:12don't go changing?
19:13Do-de-do-do.
19:16I thought that was very good, myself.
19:18All right, that's Bono's.
19:20Sean Ryder faxed us with a question.
19:22Sean Ryder.
19:24Sean's question is,
19:25what were you on when you wrote the frog chorus?
19:28Now, that's Sean's question, not mine.
19:29OK?
19:30Yeah.
19:31I was smoking pipes and drinking wine late at night,
19:35but, you know, it was inspirational, I thought.
19:39OK.
19:39All right.
19:40Well, that's Sean's question.
19:41Probably you are.
19:41Question for Sir Paul McCartney from Richard and Judy.
19:46Here it is.
19:47Genuine facts.
19:48Why are you on TFI Friday and not this morning?
19:53It's a much cooler show.
19:55Yeah!
20:01But we like them, not when we do.
20:02But we love them.
20:02We do love them, yeah.
20:03Now, I think this is an absolute cracker.
20:05From Robert Smith of The Cure.
20:07Dear Paul, have you ever made a crop circle?
20:10I've heard rumours that you're involved.
20:13Can you pass on any tips,
20:14as when I tried to do one in Wales recently,
20:16you went horribly wrong.
20:19Yeah, well, Robert, love.
20:22What you have to do,
20:23you lie in a field,
20:25and your feet must be at the centre of a circle,
20:27and you shuffle around a few times,
20:30and then big jumps out.
20:33Huge jumps.
20:34That's how I do it, very big jumps.
20:36Skippy-like jumps.
20:36Very skippy, hippity-hoppity,
20:38out of the field,
20:39and ring the daily thing.
20:41All right.
20:42And get the photograph.
20:43Have you ever had any crop circles
20:45in your part of the world?
20:46No, we don't get a lot down where I am.
20:48Are you Sussex or Kent?
20:50Sussex.
20:50All right.
20:51You sure?
20:52Yeah, I'm dead sure.
20:54I thought you were in Kent.
20:55I think so.
20:55George Best faxed us.
20:59George says,
21:00I was once known as the fifth Beatle.
21:02Where's my royalties percentage?
21:05Can you fax there he is?
21:07Yeah, yeah, it's in the post, George.
21:10Some delays due to Christmas.
21:12Okay.
21:13We've got another one here,
21:14and this is,
21:15oh, you'll like this one.
21:16This is from Ringo Starr.
21:17Oh, really?
21:18No, really.
21:19Oh, really?
21:20It really is,
21:21from Starling Music Limited.
21:22Rockin'.
21:23All right.
21:24Ringo's question to Paul is,
21:26who is his favourite Beatle?
21:33That's not an easy one, Rinks.
21:37There's no answer,
21:38and he knows there's no answer to that.
21:40I love you all.
21:42Because Ringo's playing drums on the album, isn't he?
21:44He is,
21:45and he's gorgeous too.
21:46Oh, beautiful night.
21:46I do love him very, very much,
21:47but no favourites amongst my children.
21:50Okay.
21:52George is a bit weird, isn't he?
21:53No.
21:55No, he's very good, our George.
21:57He's lovely.
21:58He's lovely.
21:58He's out there, isn't he?
21:59He's, no, not really.
22:01He is?
22:01No.
22:03He's done a great album with Ravi Shankar,
22:05called Chance.
22:06Yeah, it's very out there,
22:07but lovely.
22:07Yeah, gorgeous.
22:08All good?
22:08Yeah, penultimate track cracker.
22:10All right.
22:12Melinda Messenger.
22:14Yeah.
22:14All right.
22:15To Alex, she says,
22:17which is strange,
22:17but she doesn't.
22:18Has requested a question for Paul McCartney.
22:20If you could be in one of the bands
22:22that are around now,
22:22which band?
22:24Who would it be?
22:25Whoa, well, um,
22:28it would have been Nirvana,
22:30but no longer.
22:31Right.
22:32Um, and now,
22:33who would it be?
22:35Joe Loss.
22:38Diplomatic.
22:38I mean, no,
22:39you've got to go for it,
22:40Joe Loss.
22:40All right, okay.
22:41Joe Loss, you're a great fan.
22:42A couple more.
22:43Ian Brody,
22:44Ian Brody of the Lightning Seeds,
22:45everyone.
22:46Sir Paul, he says here.
22:48Yes.
22:48Which footy team,
22:49red or blue?
22:50He doesn't know, apparently.
22:51Blue.
22:52Blue.
22:53Long story,
22:54long story,
22:55because I claim both of them,
22:56which isn't really allowed,
22:57I know,
22:58but my dad was born in Everton.
23:01Right.
23:01Right.
23:01So I'm officially Everton,
23:03but they don't do very well.
23:05Liverpool do,
23:06and I love Liverpool too,
23:08so I'm having both.
23:08You're having both,
23:09but I don't care.
23:10Right, Liverpool.
23:11Now, this is another cracker,
23:12Frank Carson, right?
23:13In Frank's handwriting,
23:1426th of June, 97,
23:15Dear Paul,
23:16what was the ticket to ride
23:17for a bus,
23:18train or plane?
23:19And,
23:20ticket to ride,
23:21and why would you be sad
23:22if the girl that's driving you mad
23:24was going away?
23:25If she was driving you mad,
23:27you wouldn't,
23:27you'd be happy.
23:28It's very good, actually.
23:30That, yeah.
23:30Great question.
23:31That's a very good question.
23:32Yeah, that is, yeah.
23:33It was a bus,
23:35Right.
23:35Actually, we were on,
23:36and the girl that was driving us mad
23:38at the time,
23:40we were getting away from her,
23:41we were very happy to get away from her,
23:42and I don't actually have an answer to that,
23:44if I'm frank.
23:45But it's a good question.
23:46It's a heck of a question, yes.
23:48He knocked on me door
23:49once we were doing some show,
23:50he says,
23:51I just called to say,
23:53I love you.
23:56Thank you, Paul.
23:57Our next guest,
23:59Superstar Time,
23:59is an amazing actor
24:00who's currently topping
24:01all the TV charts
24:02across the world
24:03with the number one show.
24:07The number one show in the world.
24:11Your Friends and Neighbours
24:12continues on Fridays on Apple TV,
24:14so let's have all the fun
24:15with Olivia Marr.
24:26I'm so excited to meet you.
24:29What about this?
24:31Olivia Barg.
24:33Welcome to number one show in the world.
24:37How does it feel?
24:38It's really great.
24:40It's so, you know,
24:40whenever you do something,
24:42you put it out there,
24:43and a lot of times people say,
24:44like, no,
24:45we don't want this.
24:47And now for this show
24:48to be so well-received
24:50has been so exciting.
24:51Well-received.
24:52Number one.
24:53It's number one.
24:54You're in the number one show in the world.
24:56Yeah, I heard that, yeah.
24:58Yeah, it's so cool, isn't it?
25:00It's so cool.
25:01So you're here,
25:02you're working
25:02because you're doing this with me,
25:03but also hubby's here,
25:04he's working.
25:05Yeah, I'm really here
25:06because he's here,
25:07and we said, like,
25:08can we go and meet you
25:09and come on and do this?
25:10Oh, that's nice.
25:12So for people who don't know,
25:14Olivia is married to
25:15Tilly's favourite comedian
25:17in the world,
25:18literally in the world,
25:19John Mulaney,
25:20and he played the Palladium
25:21on Saturday?
25:22Yeah, two nights in a row.
25:23Two nights in a row.
25:23Gosh, and I'll tell you,
25:24I was there the last night,
25:26and the British, like,
25:30audience is incredible.
25:32Like, everyone is so energised,
25:34and it's just an incredible...
25:36In fact, I was sitting up
25:37in one of those...
25:37What are those seats, you know?
25:39Boxes.
25:39Boxes.
25:40Yeah, yeah.
25:43And there's a guy
25:44sitting next to me,
25:45and he was just, like,
25:46slapping his knee
25:47and just laughing.
25:47And I got, like,
25:48a tickle in my throat
25:49at one point,
25:50and I start coughing.
25:52And I start coughing,
25:53and I can't really stop,
25:54and he just looks over,
25:55and he goes,
25:56go outside.
25:58He's like, I'm so sorry.
25:59What, respect for the act?
26:00Yeah, yeah, yeah.
26:01He was like,
26:01respect for his laughing.
26:02He wanted to just, like,
26:04get me out of the way.
26:04And you were sort of
26:05caught between
26:05Rock and the Hard Place
26:06because he was saying
26:08the right thing,
26:08but he's like,
26:09he's my husband.
26:09Don't worry,
26:09I'm respecting him.
26:10I respect him all the time.
26:11I love my husband.
26:12And I haven't seen
26:13his set yet.
26:14I haven't seen
26:15any of this tour yet.
26:16Yeah.
26:16So I wanted to be able
26:17to see every joke,
26:18and I had to run out
26:20and, like,
26:21gag and then come back.
26:23And he's,
26:24well, he was doing
26:24the same on stage,
26:25but in a different way.
26:26Yeah.
26:27But is he still funny then,
26:28officially, your husband?
26:29He's still funny.
26:30He's still funny.
26:32John gets loads of mentions
26:34in interviews like this
26:35with you.
26:35And I love it.
26:36Of course,
26:36and also, you know,
26:37he's very well known
26:38in his own right
26:39and you're very happily married
26:40and it's all fun.
26:41But actually,
26:42the person that gets
26:42the most mentions,
26:43almost more mentions
26:44than whatever you're on
26:45to talk about,
26:46like your friends
26:46and neighbours,
26:47is Malcolm,
26:48young Malcolm.
26:48Yeah.
26:49He seems to be
26:50a 40-year-old man
26:52in a four-year-old body.
26:54You know,
26:55so he's got this vernacular
26:57that makes me feel
26:59so insecure.
27:00Like, he goes,
27:02like, the other day,
27:04he said,
27:05he has this,
27:06the way that he phrases it
27:06is like this,
27:07I'll come in
27:08and I'll have made him
27:10something, like,
27:11that I'm trying to make
27:11from scratch.
27:12And he goes,
27:13did you think
27:14I would want this?
27:16And I'm like,
27:18no, I mean,
27:19I just,
27:20I'm not,
27:20no,
27:21and he's like,
27:21and then he'll come in
27:23when we're,
27:23I'm like,
27:23sit down watching TV
27:24with him,
27:24he'll look at me and go,
27:25did you,
27:26did you think
27:26I wanted you
27:27to sit with me?
27:28And I'm like,
27:29no, I just,
27:30I didn't even see
27:31you were there.
27:31I mean,
27:31I just,
27:32like, oh,
27:33you're here.
27:33Okay, great, great.
27:33Oh, Malcolm,
27:34how you doing?
27:34Yeah, it's always like,
27:36did you think
27:36that I would like that?
27:38Wonderful to have you here,
27:39your friends and neighbours.
27:40Let's just talk
27:40about these houses.
27:42They're mad.
27:42These houses are crazy,
27:44aren't they?
27:44There was this one home
27:47where we shot this year
27:48and it's massive
27:51and they've been trying
27:52to sell it
27:53but the economy
27:54is different
27:55even for really wealthy people
27:56and everyone's just
27:57a bit different
27:57in how they're buying stuff
27:59but he,
28:00it was,
28:01it was like a bowling alley
28:02and the basketball court
28:04and a movie theatre,
28:04it's so massive
28:05and they've been trying
28:06to sell it
28:06and this owner
28:09was there on set
28:10and started screaming
28:11at everybody.
28:12He started,
28:12I was like,
28:13wait,
28:13what has happened?
28:14I came down
28:14and he was screaming
28:15and he's a really big guy
28:17and I went right up to him
28:19and I was like,
28:20hey,
28:20what are you doing?
28:21Stop yelling at our crew.
28:22I don't understand
28:23what's happening
28:23and he was like,
28:24well,
28:24people are on my floors
28:26and they're supposed
28:27to stay on the carpets
28:28and I was like,
28:29why did you rent out
28:29your home to us?
28:31Like,
28:31you're insane.
28:32He was like,
28:33well,
28:33it's also so loud
28:34and my office is upstairs
28:35and I go,
28:36if you can own this house
28:37and you don't have
28:38an office somewhere else,
28:40that seems strange
28:42and then later,
28:43and you know,
28:43like sometimes
28:44those big guys
28:44are such like,
28:45they're just so meek
28:46and I think
28:47that he was not ready
28:48for someone
28:49to call him out on it.
28:50It was so crazy.
28:51He was yelling at
28:52like our background actors
28:54and I thought,
28:54this is so crazy
28:55and then he was like,
28:56he got really sheepish
28:57and his wife came over
28:58and she's like,
28:58he wants to apologize.
28:59He's like,
29:00I'm sorry.
29:03And you know what
29:04he was wearing?
29:04This is not a joke.
29:05He was wearing
29:07keep calm and carry on.
29:09And I was like,
29:11hmm.
29:11Dice.
29:12Yeah.
29:13But also in those neighborhoods,
29:15we've had to,
29:15if you look at this season,
29:17we've had to like,
29:18find new homes
29:18and have new reasons.
29:20Like,
29:20someone sold their home,
29:20let's move on
29:21because these really
29:22wealthy neighborhoods,
29:23one person is like,
29:24they love our show
29:25or they want to do it
29:26so they're like,
29:26yeah,
29:27we're going to rent out
29:27our home
29:28and then all the neighbors
29:29are really mad
29:30because these really
29:31wealthy people are like,
29:32we don't care
29:33that you guys are on TV.
29:34Like,
29:34don't be in our neighborhood.
29:36But somebody does let us
29:38and it creates
29:39a lot of problems for us.
29:39Oh my God.
29:40There's a show behind the show,
29:41isn't there?
29:41Yeah.
29:41In a way.
29:42They're very mad.
29:43Does anybody do any of that
29:44kind of filming around?
29:46Yeah,
29:46you'd think that we would
29:48have thought of that.
29:49Season three,
29:50bring it on.
29:52Would you be around or not?
29:54Yes,
29:54I'm there.
29:55She's there.
29:56All right.
29:57And is it all the fun?
29:58Is it a fun gang?
29:59It is a really fun gang.
30:01It looks like you're having,
30:01it sort of comes across
30:03like you might be
30:03having all the fun.
30:04Yeah,
30:04it's really great.
30:05And last year,
30:06we had James Marsden come on
30:07and this year,
30:08we have Michelle Monaghan.
30:09So I'm really excited about it
30:10because I'm such a fan
30:11of hers as well.
30:15And the season two
30:16does end on a cliffhanger.
30:17I can say that.
30:19I can say that
30:19because I heard John Hamm
30:20say that on a panel
30:21the other day.
30:22And I was like,
30:23we're allowed to say that?
30:24If the Hamm can say it,
30:25you can say it.
30:26I'm saying it.
30:27Well,
30:27thanks for coming to see us.
30:27Is it done now?
30:28Yes,
30:29okay.
30:31We don't have to be done.
30:32We don't have to be done.
30:34I mean,
30:35you stole food
30:35in your career earlier on.
30:37You can steal anything
30:38from here if you like.
30:38It doesn't matter.
30:39Take home.
30:39For real?
30:40Yeah.
30:41What would John like?
30:42The camera.
30:43You always steal the camera
30:45whether you intend to or not.
30:46Yeah.
30:47Let's leave it there.
30:48Olivia Merlin's been with us.
30:50Your Friends and Neighbors
30:50continues.
30:51It's the number one show
30:52in the world
30:52on Apple TV.
30:53It's on all the time.
30:54Watch it.
30:55You won't regret it.
30:55Once again,
30:56Olivia Merlin.
30:59Still to come,
31:00hard five,
31:00but first,
31:01some TFI Gold
31:01from Prince.
31:04If you want to be my baby
31:06got to tell me so
31:09overcome a little lady
31:10better act like you know
31:12you won't give me money
31:13my baby
31:14come on,
31:15take my hand.
31:18Become the money
31:20by gold
31:21by the ounce
31:22Y2K
31:23not today
31:24I'd rather check
31:24in the bank
31:25bounce
31:26Super Bowl
31:27used to be my nickname
31:28It's about love
31:30No money back guarantee
31:31Winner, I'm above
31:33So good
31:36Yeah!
31:39All right, welcome.
31:40My name is Prince
31:40and Pretty Man
31:41and now from one legend
31:42to another
31:43here's Peter O'Toole.
31:53I'll tell you what I want
31:55what I really, really want
31:59Tell me what you want
32:01what I really, really want
32:03I wanna, I wanna
32:05I wanna, I wanna
32:07I wanna
32:08I wanna
32:08really, really, really
32:10wanna
32:11Zig-a-zig-a
32:13hot
32:15Ooh
32:16Yeah
32:25Does anyone know
32:26what F stands for
32:27in TFI?
32:30Oh my god
32:31that's naughty
32:33Ladies and gentlemen
32:34please welcome
32:34our first guest
32:35of the year 2000
32:36and what a great start
32:37to the year
32:37here's Mariah Carey
32:43whoo
32:48whoo
32:49whoo
32:54whoo
32:58whoo
33:00whoo
33:01whoo
33:01whoo
33:01whoo
33:01whoo
33:02whoo
33:02Whoo
33:02Good, thank you
33:04This is one of us
33:05I'll keep going, boys
33:06Nice to meet you
33:07This is Toby
33:08How you doing?
33:08How you doing?
33:09Hi, thanks
33:10He's a big fan of yours
33:11Huge fan of yours
33:12You are
33:13Yeah, loves you to death
33:14I mean, I love you
33:15but he is madly in love with you
33:17Well, it's very nice to meet you
33:18And you too
33:19Thank you
33:21Okay
33:21Now listen, before we go any further
33:23Okay
33:23Can I ask you
33:24Can I ask you
33:24Will you come out with us tonight for a beer
33:26because you look a right laugh?
33:29I look a right laugh, yeah
33:30Yeah, you do?
33:31Might as well, if you got lots of beer in the back
33:33ain't nobody drinking it
33:34Yeah, so, no seriously
33:35Will you come out with me in words for a pint tonight?
33:37Well, I have to do a little taping
33:39Actually, it'd be great if you would join me for it
33:41What, the taping?
33:42Mm-hmm
33:43Is it in the pub?
33:44Well, it's, okay
33:44Well, it was actually
33:46You were thinking about doing it in a pub
33:47to be honest
33:48Were you?
33:48Well, it's sort of this wacky little thing I have going on
33:50and I can tell you about it if you want
33:52Okay, what is it?
33:52Okay, I have a tour which begins on February 14th, Valentine's Day
33:56and, um, did you see the video by any chance where I'm fighting the black haired evil bad evil twin
34:02that I have?
34:03We've got it, do you want me to play it for you?
34:05Oh, sure
34:05That way we can explain what we're talking about
34:07Yeah, okay, well watch this, we've got this for you right now
34:20Okay
34:26So now we know about that
34:28Okay, so, so, thank you very much
34:31I did all my own stunts and I was very bruised the next day, but that's besides the point
34:34Okay, now that we know about that, what I'm taping tonight is footage for my tour
34:39which includes that girl, the evil Mariah, who is called Bianca
34:43She's from Britain, actually
34:45And she doesn't like me at all, she hates me
34:48But if she's played by you, though
34:49Well, I mean, that's a minor detail
34:51But she is hosting my tour
34:53So I don't know what's going to happen because she's very temperamental
34:57You know, she has a lot of, um, issues
35:00Does she want to come on the lash with us?
35:01I think you might like Bianca better
35:03Okay, better than you?
35:04You might
35:05Okay, well I can have Bianca, where this can have you?
35:07Okay
35:08What a laugh?
35:09But there'll only be three of us
35:14So you're going to film all night then?
35:16Uh, probably
35:17Okay, so you can't come out or whatever
35:18Well, we might, maybe we can stop by, where are you going to be?
35:20Well, um
35:21You can't say that, can you?
35:22We're just around
35:22No, we...
35:23No, we never get swarmed
35:25People don't, don't like us very much
35:27So, um, so, so, you're here for how long in Britain?
35:30Oh, probably another few hours till I get on the plane and go somewhere else
35:33I don't even know where I'm going
35:34But I thought you were...
35:35In Germany
35:35Are you not staying here for a while for your tour?
35:37No, I'm coming back for the tour
35:39First I have to go, oh, all over
35:41Yeah?
35:41L.A.
35:43Promoting or touring?
35:44Um, getting ready for the tour, but prior to that
35:46Getting ready for the tour?
35:47Working out?
35:48No, rehearsing, I don't even know what I'm doing yet
35:50That's another minor detail
35:51When is the tour?
35:52It's February the 14th
35:53Yeah
35:54And you've not figured it out?
35:55I like to wing things
35:56We like to wing things
35:57A little spontaneous
35:59Oh, yes, madam
36:00So, when you come back here for the tour, how many nights will you be here for?
36:03Uno
36:03Just one?
36:05Yeah
36:05Yeah, it's kind of called one night only
36:08Well, the reason is because I'm filming a movie
36:10In May
36:11Yeah, because you're an actress now, aren't you?
36:12Well, darling, I think I always have been, haven't I?
36:15Oh, we all have to go, isn't it?
36:17Yeah
36:19So, when you come back for that one night, have you got anywhere nice to stay?
36:25Um, like someone's house?
36:26Yeah
36:26It's always better to stay at a friend's house than in a hotel
36:29It is more comfortable
36:30It is more comfortable at a home, but I don't have anyone who's offered me their home, so
36:35Well
36:37Never mind, I'll stay in a hotel then
36:38Okay
36:39What are you going to do?
36:40You seem to me like nowadays, when you started off
36:43Uh-huh
36:43You didn't take yourself very seriously, but I'm not saying that
36:45But you did, you were different, and now you seem like you're just having good fun
36:49Would that be right?
36:50That would be an accurate observation
36:52Yeah?
36:52In fact
36:52So where was the fund hiding then?
36:54Oh, it was hiding inside me, but I was not allowed to let it out, you see
36:58By whom?
36:58Oh, certain people
37:00Any, in one particular person?
37:02Oh, well, I shouldn't say that, because it would be politically incorrect
37:05Your ex-husband?
37:06Oh, I wouldn't go that far
37:08Oh, I still have a few more singles to put out
37:11Okay
37:12Yeah
37:12Because he was the boss of the company, wasn't he?
37:14Well, he still is
37:15Is he?
37:15Is he?
37:16Oh, God, I'm sorry
37:22Our next guest is your new favourite actor, and she really is
37:25She's starring in the new drama, Mint, which is out now on BBC One
37:28And also on the BBC iPlayer
37:29So let's get prepared for the amazing Emma Lynn!
37:32Yeah!
37:41So cool
37:41Great to see you!
37:43Congratulations on Emma, you're so good!
37:45Oh, stop it!
37:46How good is Emma?
37:47Yeah!
37:48Oh my gosh, you're in everybody's favourite things all the time, stop being in all the best stuff, give somebody
37:53else a chance Emma
37:55I know, I don't stop
37:56I know, I don't stop
37:56Alright, so Mint, I've seen all of them, you know I've seen all of them
37:59I know, it's crazy
37:59Oh my gosh
38:00Oh my gosh
38:00My team have not even seen it all
38:01Oh my gosh
38:03Frank, who works at you, she says, I've seen three
38:05Well, I've seen eight, Frank, alright? I've seen all eight, it's eight three to me, to the old guy
38:08Also, this is crazy, because I used to listen to you every morning when I went to school
38:11You poor thing
38:12Yeah
38:13It's so overstimulating
38:15I just keep looking at this desk with all these, like, signatures
38:18Which keep getting rubbed off, we're gonna get, we're gonna sort, we're gonna sort this out
38:22You'll sign this in a bit, Emma, if you don't mind
38:23Oh my god, I'd love to
38:24So, I mean, for lots of people, you know, you, you, you, was it Variety magazine, you said you want,
38:29you're a Brit to watch in 2021 or 2022?
38:31Oh, I didn't say, well, I probably said that
38:33No, no, Variety, I think Variety or Hollywood reports, I mean, somebody said it, and they were right, and we're
38:37still watching you, you know, and, as always, the best is yet to come from the best
38:41No matter how good they've done it, the best is always yet to come with you
38:44And I just suspect, and I don't know, because I don't know you, that you're, you're probably quite good at
38:48a lot of things, and you've just landed on acting
38:50I, do you know, you know, I mean, I wanted to be a musician when I was a kid
38:53I knew that, I knew this
38:55And I purposely haven't checked
38:57I just, I just knew
38:58Like, through and through, I'm a, I was like an indie, oh, I'm an indie rock and roll girl, like,
39:03I just, I grew up having jobs so that I could go and watch, like, Reverend and the Bakers in
39:08Sheffield, you know
39:09Like, it was, that was my thing
39:10Do you sing and play guitar and stuff?
39:11I do a little bit, I play guitar quite poorly, and I always, I'll always write, maybe I'll do something
39:17with that, but, you know, I was in bands when I was a teenager
39:20And I played the lead mill in Sheffield, and then I, which was a massive moment for me
39:25It sounds cool, doesn't it?
39:26And then, I realised that, I just found my footing with acting, I think I tried, I think I was
39:31alright at a lot of things
39:32Yeah, yeah
39:33So, we haven't really said what the show's about
39:35Oh, go on
39:36No, you go, off you go
39:37Oh, um, well, it's, I describe it as like a Glaswegian Romeo and Juliet, modern day
39:44Yeah
39:44But also, like, it's a bit of a shocker when you watch it, because it's just what Charlie's done with
39:49the editing
39:50It's super nostalgic and beautiful and weird, and there's really nothing, nothing quite like it
39:55Great cars, innit?
39:56Some great cars?
39:57Yeah
39:57Oh, yeah, like the old Range Rovers and stuff
40:00Yeah, well, the one you drive, the Mercedes, that's like, where's that?
40:03All I can think about is how difficult those cars are to drive, because it's not like
40:08My wife would agree with you, which is why I'm not allowed to have one anymore, an old car
40:12So, there's, how much should we give away, how much should we say, I suppose, it is a modern, I
40:16mean, that's what all the gang said, it's Romeo and Juliet, that's what it is
40:19It is, yeah, it's like a love story, it reminds me of Twilight, of when, I don't know if you
40:23ever saw the Twilight films
40:24I didn't, to be honest
40:25As a teenage girl, I'm sure there's many girls listening that can relate, it's like, yeah, yeah, Twilight
40:32Twilight was so important to so many girls, and guys
40:36It's funny, because it's the girl boy divide, it's all girls in the control room, and all boys here
40:40It's so good, and I just hope that mint is what Twilight was for me, for some people, you know
40:46And why is mint called mint, because that's the only thing I can figure out
40:49I have no idea
40:49Nor have I
40:51I'm not as scared to ask you
40:52Yeah, I think Charlie, in an interview last week, was like, I just like the word mint
40:57Like, it's like, when people use it as slang issues, like, it makes me think of green, and I like
41:02green
41:02So I'm not sure, but it's cool
41:04I reckon it's in the pipeline, we're gonna find out
41:07Yeah, maybe there's a true hidden meaning
41:09100%
41:10Well, congratulations to you and the team
41:11Thank you
41:11It is absolutely brilliant
41:12Eight-part TV series, mint episode two, out 9.30pm next Monday
41:15But of course, all episodes, as I know, because I've watched them all
41:19Available on the BBC iPlayer, and that has been Emma Lynn
41:24Still to come, a hard fight playing for us live, but first some TFI gold from Bryan Adams
41:29You might stop a hurricane, might even stop the driving rain
41:38You might have a dozen of the guys, but if you wanna stop me, baby, don't even try
41:48I can't stop this thing we started
41:53You gotta know it's right
41:56I can't stop this cause we're plodding
42:03Thank you for having me come to TFI gold
42:06Alright, just before we go, it's time for this week's Star of the Week
42:09If you're watching the London Marathon this weekend, then I want you to wave your hands in the air like
42:12you just don't care
42:13And give all the support to Paul the Polar Bear
42:17Take it off! Take it off! Take it off!
42:22Take it off!
42:24Paul the Polar Bear, also known as Jill the PE teacher
42:27Tell us what you've been up to Jill, if you don't mind
42:31For nearly 30 years, I've been raising money for cancer charities
42:34And I'm £4,000 short of £2,000,000
42:38Oh my goodness, we'll sort that out for you
42:41We'll sort the foreground now for you
42:42Oh, thank you
42:44Alright, you've also won the chance to tell us all what's on next week's TFI
42:50Drumroll!
42:53We have absolutely no idea!
42:56Yay!
42:58Have a great weekend, and we'll see you in the moment
43:00And then here come a high five with us
43:02What a great message!
43:08Oh, I've been working a week, I'm tired
43:12Yeah, I've been working a week
43:15And I'm living for the weekend
43:21Hey, hey, I got some money, I just got paid
43:27I got money and I can't wait
43:31Six o'clock, I'm out of here
43:37I bet tonight is the night of my life
43:40Got my name on
43:44I run down my street out of dust
43:47I'm a bit, I'm all crying
43:51Looking at the time
43:52Looking at your mind
43:54Got some money to spend
43:56Never on the weekend
43:58When it gets too much
44:00I live on the rush
44:01Got some money to spend
44:03Never on the weekend
44:05Oh man
44:07I've been working a week, I'm shocked
44:11I've been working a week for a while
44:16Living for the weekend
44:22So my clothes are a counterfeit
44:26So my name is someone on the list
44:30I know you can't drum it
44:32So count on boys
44:36Slip round the back
44:37Look at the back
44:38There's a crack
44:39Toilet window
44:43I try to see the floor
44:45I try to see the floor
44:45Cold as eyes
44:46Through the door
44:47I'm all
44:47I know
44:50Working all the time
44:51Working such a bad
44:53Got some money to spend
44:55Never on the weekend
44:57When it gets too much
44:59I live on the rush
45:01Got some money to spend
45:03Never on the weekend
45:04Now we're going to put it down
45:12Can you feel it?
45:15Feel the pressure
45:16Pushing down
45:27We're going to put it down
45:34We're going to put it down
45:35We're going to put it down
45:36We're going to put it down
45:37We're going to put it down
45:38We're going to put it down
45:39We're going to put it down
45:40We're going to put it down
45:41We're going to put it down
45:41We're going to put it down
45:41We're going to put it down
45:42We're going to put it down
45:42We're going to put it down
45:43We're going to put it down
45:45We're going to put it down
45:47The wonder how the weekend I'm going out tonight, going out tonight, baby, you and I, going out tonight, going
45:57out tonight, going out tonight, baby, you and I, going out tonight.
46:41That's 60 minutes of my life that I won't get back.
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