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What That Loser Is a Martial Master
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00:00:00Look.
00:00:01This looks so good.
00:00:07You're a dumb old man!
00:00:09You're a dumb man!
00:00:09He's a dumb man!
00:00:10He's a dumb man!
00:00:11You're a dumb man!
00:00:12You're a dumb man!
00:00:13You're a dumb man!
00:00:14You're a dumb man!
00:00:18Look at him!
00:00:27You're a dumb man!
00:00:28You're a dumb man!
00:00:29This man is the wrong man.
00:00:32We're all too bad!
00:00:33Don't even talk about it!
00:00:34Look at him!
00:00:34You're a dumb man!
00:00:37You're a dumb woman!
00:00:37You're a dumb man!
00:00:41Your old man!
00:00:41瞒不讲理,好汉救救我这可怜的老头子。
00:00:46壮士,有话好说。
00:00:49去你妈的好好说!
00:00:54老读欺欺欺欺欺欺欺!
00:01:01壮士,先别冲动,这位老人家哪里得罪了你,我愿替他赔偿。
00:01:11Oh
00:01:18You can't get any more
00:01:19Today you can't tell me
00:01:21The Lord, this is a mistake
00:01:23I...
00:01:24The king, how are you?
00:01:33They said that the king of the king of the king of the king is a mess
00:01:36It's true
00:01:37The king of the king of the king is a mess
00:01:38I didn't think he was a mess
00:01:40What are you talking about? Who is the guy? Who is the guy? Who is the guy? Who is the
00:01:43guy? Who is the guy? Who is the guy?
00:01:49Shut up! I'm my husband!
00:01:52I'm your husband! I'm your husband! Okay, I'll take money!
00:01:56I can give money, but you can't say my husband is the guy.
00:02:03You've been doing it for a few years. You're not even doing it!
00:02:07You're not doing it!
00:02:10Your husband, are you okay?
00:02:12You're okay.
00:02:14I thought it was a fish. I didn't think it was a fish.
00:02:18It's a fish. It's a fish.
00:02:20We're going to help you. You can't say that!
00:02:28The devil is a fish.
00:02:30The devil is a fish.
00:02:34The devil is a fish.
00:02:36The devil is a fish.
00:02:37You don't want to go! I'm not going to go!
00:02:39The devil is a fish.
00:02:40Let's go!
00:02:41Let's go!
00:02:42Let's go!
00:02:42Let's go!
00:02:46Let's go!
00:02:46Let's go!
00:02:47Let's go!
00:03:05Let's go!
00:03:07Let's go!
00:03:08Let's go!
00:03:09Let's go!
00:03:15Watch!
00:03:16Let's go!
00:03:19Let's go!
00:03:20Let's go!
00:03:21Let's go!
00:03:22Let's go!
00:03:23慶祝金带上当老
00:03:35诗书组游历归来
00:03:36可有什么见闻说给弟子听的呢
00:03:49听说过先天无露体吗
00:03:54传闻练武一日千里 他练一天别人练十年的特殊体质
00:03:57一只知其一不知其二 所谓无漏者 其精八脉与常人相反 周身猪血与常人相溢
00:04:05这种体质修炼平常武功 那是逆天而行 连普通人都比不上
00:04:17可如果阴菜失教 不出半月 你门下养老也不是他的对手
00:04:27如此良才 还请师叔祖快快送入我们
00:04:29可惜老夫来晚了 学了一堆莫名其妙的东西 叫人给练废了
00:04:39想要成才非得先忘完一身武功不可
00:04:42那着实可惜了
00:04:43今晚三更 我有月要付 算算天色正该出发 回见
00:04:57掌门 太上长老从不收徒 如今既有传下一博的想法
00:05:02为免肥水流入外人潭 不如举办门派大比武 则优为他老人家挑个弟子
00:05:17我这就去安排
00:05:24这次明山派门派大比武 投名竟有机会败入太上长老名下
00:05:27就算拿不到投名 拿个好点的名次 也有机会入各位长老甚至掌门的眼
00:05:33不错 这次门派大大比武 是我下家光大门楣的好机会
00:05:38那老三女婿那个废物必须处理了 我可不想他去丢咱们家的脸 拖咱们家后腿
00:05:44放心吧 我早跟爹商量过了 爹自有决断 那是罪是不错的
00:05:50我已经让人去叫他们了 马上就到
00:06:04你个坠血 这里哪有你坐的位置 一边站着去
00:06:07下家什么时候有这个规矩
00:06:09刚有的 你一个倒插门 今天要反客为主 管我下家的事
00:06:15你的欺人太甚 爹 你管管他们
00:06:18都给我住嘴 这次叫你们俩回来 我有事宣布
00:06:29随敬爷 我要你立刻跟下家合理
00:06:33爹 爹 你胡说什么 不可能 我绝不答应
00:06:39随敬爷学下家权十多年了 本事毫无长进
00:06:42丢记下家的脸 连带下言也被你耽误 处处受气
00:06:47我早就让他离开你 可他死活不肯
00:06:50爹 我说过了 绝不合理 爹 我求求你 不要让我和静也合理
00:06:58我没空跟你再胡闹 民山派要召开门内大比武
00:07:02这是我下家千载难逢的机会 绝不能被你耽误
00:07:06不错 你一个坠婿 不过是我下家养的一条狗 这种机会怎能被你一个废物浪费
00:07:14二哥 你嘴巴放干净点 话不能这么说 三妹 我们是一家人 不会害你
00:07:21这些日子 我找了一个人主 长相实力样样麻煎 老婆还突然死了 正合适做你夫婿
00:07:29谁要你找什么夫婿 我有夫婿 要嫁你自己去嫁
00:07:33隋定爷 下言不懂事 你该懂事了 若是你识实物的话 放心 我们不会亏待你 定能让你后半辈子生活无忧
00:07:40我只要和颜二在一起 我什么都不要
00:07:43不识实物的东西 你有的选吗 就是因为你这个废物错了我们下家的后腿
00:07:47不然我们下家早就成为当今第一家族了 下言是我下家的女儿 就要为下家光宗要祖
00:07:52这个事就这么定了 没得商量
00:07:54够了 谁敢再逼我 我就撞死在这里
00:07:59颜二
00:08:04总之 我死也不跟静言分开
00:08:06别不答应 无论如何 我都不可能和下言合理
00:08:15你要做我下家的绊脚石 我绝不答应
00:08:18要我与下言分开 我也绝不答应
00:08:24爹 求你再给我们一次机会
00:08:27女儿以后什么都听您的
00:08:29给你们一个机会
00:08:30本次门派大名 苏婿爷要是拿不到头名
00:08:33你们两人必须合理 永不再见
00:08:36爹 头名 你根本就是存心的
00:08:39答不答应是他的事 要是不答应 现在就可以滚
00:08:43头名
00:08:44我答应 一言为定
00:08:54颜二 你这是干什么
00:08:56私奔啊
00:08:57你连我两个哥哥都打不过 拿头名根本不可能
00:09:00咱们还是赶紧私奔最好
00:09:02颜二 我不走 我们不能走
00:09:08那我们怎么办啊
00:09:09颜二 我怎么能让你跟着我流离失所
00:09:12跟血脉之情分离
00:09:14我窝囊了这么多年 只有你对我不离不弃
00:09:16不管是为了我自己还是为了你
00:09:18这次大笔我都一定要参加
00:09:21可是我爹说了 如果你拿不到头名
00:09:24那我们就要合理 你
00:09:26相信我 我们永远都不会分开
00:09:29除非我死在擂台上
00:09:31别瞎说
00:09:32我听你的
00:09:33我听你的
00:09:34咱们夫妻同心
00:09:35谁也不能分开我们
00:09:43金灵启示池中物
00:09:47一日风云变化
00:09:55盐儿
00:09:56盐儿 你说金灵启示池中物
00:09:58一日风云变化龙 到底是什么意思
00:10:01意思是
00:10:05十余化龙只需要一个
00:10:07一个什么
00:10:08机会
00:10:26我真是憨傻
00:10:28把一个卖药的骗子老婆放在心上
00:10:30三更半夜跑出去
00:10:31哪里去
00:10:35小废物
00:10:36老废物
00:10:40老前辈
00:10:41三更半夜把我叫来
00:10:43就是为了侮辱我
00:10:44我什么时候叫你来了
00:10:47你白天敲我头顶三下
00:10:49桥下三更
00:10:50分明是你叫我三更到桥下等你
00:10:52现在却不认账了
00:10:56倒也有点小心
00:10:57老前辈
00:10:59您这么用心的叫我来
00:11:00可是有神功要教我
00:11:02谈在你如此可教的份上
00:11:04我这里倒确实有本秘籍
00:11:06是
00:11:07真的
00:11:10请老前辈赐教
00:11:13这个不是
00:11:15这个不行
00:11:16这个不对
00:11:19就你了
00:11:24这不就是一块破布吗
00:11:26谁会把神功写在破布上
00:11:28前辈你是不是搞错了
00:11:32哈哈哈哈哈哈
00:11:36哈哈哈哈
00:11:42嘟嘟地顿开金绳
00:11:44煞石扯断寓锁
00:11:45道师方知
00:11:47我是我
00:11:51连块皮也没掉
00:11:53难道真是装神弄鬼
00:11:53What are you doing?
00:11:54What are you doing?
00:11:54Let's go.
00:12:24Oh,以前啊,我就说那个老骗子不能信。我也不知道
00:12:32,练完之后,只觉得跌跤的好多东西都想不起。明日就是大笔
00:12:34,这可如何是好?都怪那杀千刀的老骗子
00:12:38,要不咱还是跑完?言尔,咱们不是说好了?好了好了
00:12:44,我知道了。不管了,我做了你爱吃的
00:12:47,咱们吃饱了再练。
00:12:56等你望完从前学的花拳绣腿,自然知道我神功的厉害。
00:13:12没想到你们夏甲连个道插门都带来了,看来确实是没人了。
00:13:26本次大笔共有三轮,投鸣者就有机会成为太上长老亲传弟子。这可是天大的机缘
00:13:29,你们要用心了。
00:13:34你们等我好好表现,在张家面前丢我的脸,就滚出下架。是
00:13:39,是,是。第一场比赛
00:13:48,开始。此处有一时到十时
00:13:54,共十把硬弓。一时为一百二十几。参赛者所开十数长者
00:13:58,胜。我先来,陈家陈明。
00:14:08开四十宫。陈明。开四十宫。哼。下家
00:14:11,下二龙。下二龙
00:14:13,开五十宫。下二龙
00:14:21,开五十宫。哼。哼。看见了吗
00:14:24?没看见。下家,下大龙。下家
00:14:27,下大龙。
00:14:27下酒。下土要开五十十
00:14:38ensemble。快哦。好,好,好。下妾。下灒叶了可
00:14:48,起庭。好
00:14:50,好,好。nap你喔
00:14:53,��면两十一人因为五十二十分手坐
00:14:54,言不变了可了由于senia金
00:14:54Estáани。
00:14:54The Emperor, the Emperor
00:14:57The Emperor, the Emperor
00:15:02It's so funny.
00:15:07It is true.
00:15:10The Emperor was still in love with the Emperor.
00:15:13The Emperor was just because of the Emperor.
00:15:16They are not allowed to run these things.
00:16:04早打死扔出去喂狗了你下盖天竟然派出来参加大笔早说别让这废物出来丢人现眼了恰恰我随敬你了
00:16:41竟然去拉衣服这废物还真有自知之明脸皮厚也算他的过人之处下家的废物道插门果然迷不瞎传没想到一时都没拉开你来参加大笔这是下家安排的重兴节目吗
00:17:03废物废物就是废物咱俩累死累活替家里吹起脸面被一个狗皮倒插门毁了表现不错先生夺人一来就表明自己永不退步在丢人这方面你拔得头愁啊夫君你平时至少也能看二十的生病了吗
00:17:32不知为何爹教的发力法门我怎么都想不起来果然是老家伙给的秘籍有问题好在好在忘得越快越好啊本次比试
00:17:57你轻功越过寒潭速度快者胜此潭全眼极寒对你们来说凶险无比要千万当心刘家弟子刘春过坛追击
00:18:19九夕十夕十夕十夕下家夏二龙
00:18:40八夕七夕夏家夏大龙六夕
00:18:45张家 张鹏
00:18:55三锡
00:18:56内功深厚 前途不可限量
00:19:00好小子 干得漂亮
00:19:02夏改天 这次就别把你那个宝贝坠绪拎出来了
00:19:06我都替你害臊了
00:19:17以你的功力 强行上场 只会九死一生
00:19:22静野 咱们不去了
00:19:25燕儿 为了我们能在一起
00:19:27就算十个 百个寒滩我也一定要去
00:19:30静野
00:19:37下家 随静野
00:19:47静野
00:20:03静野
00:20:04静野
00:20:06静野
00:20:22静野
00:20:23It's a good one.
00:20:33It's a good one.
00:20:34It's a good one.
00:20:35It's a good one.
00:20:37It's a good one.
00:20:39It's a good one.
00:20:40I don't know.
00:20:43He fell in the middle of the eyes.
00:20:45He was a bad one.
00:20:46He was a bad one.
00:20:46He killed you.
00:20:47He was a bad one.
00:21:03He won't be a bad one.
00:21:05Let's take a look.
00:21:07Oh, my God.
00:21:12You must not be.
00:21:13I think it's not.
00:21:14It's not that Kahn's problem.
00:21:29Is this guy still in the middle of Kahn's house?
00:21:33He's still dead in Kahn's house.
00:21:34The soul of Kahn's house is dead.
00:21:37You're not dead.
00:21:38You're going to have to die in your other people's hands!
00:21:39You can't just fall into your eyes.
00:21:42You're dead.
00:21:44The good news is,
00:21:45it's coming from you.
00:21:47The bad news is,
00:21:48it's coming from you.
00:21:50The first one,
00:21:52my friend.
00:21:55Sorry,
00:21:56you won't let me win.
00:21:58It's not a race.
00:22:00If you don't want to die,
00:22:01you'll have to win.
00:22:09You won't let me die.
00:22:12You won't let me die.
00:22:13You won't let me die.
00:22:18You won't let me die.
00:22:18The moment I fell,
00:22:19I didn't miss the first time.
00:22:22I didn't miss the last time.
00:22:24How could I die?
00:22:27How did you die?
00:22:29We should die.
00:22:30I have to make a record.
00:22:32You can see a bit worse.
00:22:35You can see it again.
00:22:40There are 3rd race.
00:22:43Let's do it.
00:22:44Let's get rid of the game.
00:22:45Let's go!
00:22:46Let's go!
00:22:47We will fight.
00:22:51Let's go!
00:22:53Let's go!
00:22:58Let's go!
00:23:05Don't be afraid to die, please come here!
00:23:09Don't be afraid to die!
00:23:10Don't be afraid to die!
00:23:19This guy's strength has come to such a level!
00:23:24That's right!
00:23:27If you go to the house with me, I'll take the time.
00:23:31Let's see how many people will be able to do it.
00:23:36Let's go!
00:23:48How are you,夏干天?
00:23:50Are you still there?
00:23:52Yes, there is a door door door door door door door door.
00:23:55愣着干什么 赶紧让他上来啊 张家顺手帮你除了这个丢人线以后的东西 你不是早有此意了 我下家要怎么做 轮不到你智慧 岳父大人 让我去吧 我们兄弟俩加起来都不是他的对手 就凭你这个越来越废的倒插门 我看你还是别去找死了 你们下家那个废物倒插门到底上不上 这样吧 只要他赢了我 就算他投名
00:24:25如何啊 岳父大人靖言
00:24:32张库心狠手辣 别去 你不是他的对手我窝囊了半辈子
00:24:41动不动被人指着鼻子骂废物连自己最心爱的人都跑不出
00:24:50被逼着河里这是我们最后的机会 我一定要去下家的脸已经丢尽
00:24:53多你一个不多
00:24:55找死了 我也不拦你靖言随靖言
00:25:13行
00:25:28张鹏拳拳拳重用千金 他完了 挨这么几拳 不死也才会
00:25:34靖言 你怎么样没事没事
00:26:02你这个废物倒是扛打你这个废物倒是扛打
00:26:03躺打有什么用 难道把人累死 他就赢了你看他招式凌乱
00:26:12练了十多年的下家拳 跟没学过一样看见一个样子 明明是把学的东西都忘光了
00:26:17这可如何是好
00:26:18应望尽量 应望尽量 应望尽量有模有样哈哈哈哈可能我得懂真格了我倒要看看你到底多高大
00:26:41靖言靖言
00:26:56靖言靖言夏言看你为一个废物紧张成这样
00:26:58我都感动了你这样貌
00:27:02跟了他多可惜要是你愿意进我房里
00:27:08给我做个暖床的密闭我倒是可以考虑放过这个废物满你妈的床
00:27:22靖言咱不打了
00:27:24认输吧 靖言对只要你认输
00:27:27我就饶了你一个窝囊费
00:27:35认输也没什么大不了的对吧这就是你的命一个坠婿或是我夏家养的一串夏家有这样一个被武道插门
00:27:36早打死姜出去喂狗了
00:28:00惹我一口气被人当成丧家之权把心爱的人拱手让人让他受尽羞辱我先准备我死也不认靖言活着才有机会我去求爹我们离开这里靖儿这么多年为了我你受了多少委屈今天我隋正也绝不再退一步来吧靖言不要
00:28:25我倒要看看我倒要看看你骨头有多硬靖言认不认输认输
00:28:55不认输不认输不认输不是靖言靖言冤言认输吧救你了靖言认输吧救你了靖言
00:29:02他的奇经八脉被我全部打断,我看他还怎么嘴硬。
00:29:14老头子正愁如何断他奇经八脉,倒让人代劳了。
00:29:17仙天无漏主义,奇经错乱,八脉逆行。
00:29:21所谓不破不立,须以仙天无漏神功使其尽旺所学,直至寸断其经,重塑八脉。
00:29:32经脉重训之日,神功大成之时。
00:29:38呜呼!仙天无漏神功,今日成也!
00:29:47不认输又怎样,有本事就站起来继续嘴硬啊!
00:29:51我宣布,本次大敌圣祖是。。。
00:29:56伤口!伤口!伤口!伤口!伤口!
00:30:03谁说他赢了!
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