00:00Time in Rochester.
00:03Hold it, hold it, hold it.
00:05What the hell is Kidman up to?
00:08Is he out of his mind?
00:11Okay, here, you got papers?
00:13Monday night.
00:13I've got papers.
00:14You got the papers.
00:15Wait, wait, wait, how do I look?
00:17We're great, but lose it, Jack.
00:18Come on, let's go.
00:20Okay.
00:22How about that?
00:23Screamin' Norman Smiley knows who he's gonna have as his partner as Vince Russo's
00:27are now agreed in the, I guess, fairness of the level playing field for Screamin' Norman
00:33and a partner of his choice to face Terry Funk at Western Union's Slamboree next Sunday.
00:39Think about that, Terry Funk's like, what, 89 years old, and Vince Russo feels the need
00:45to let Norman Smiley have a partner to even the playing field.
00:48What does that say about how tough and how hardcore Terry Funk is?
00:52Or how desperate Vince Russo is to get that hardcore buck and to camp new blood.
00:57That's a great point, Scott.
00:59But who is Screamin' Norman's partner gonna be on the 7th of May in Kansas City on pay-per-view
01:08at Slamboree?
01:09Well, we've got business to attempt two in the ring as Jeff Jarrett, Timberley, and Eric
01:15Bischoff.
01:15We heard it earlier on.
01:17What kind of papers is Timberley bringing to the ring?
01:23I'm pretty sure Jeff Jarrett's paper trade.
01:25I don't think it's those kind of papers.
01:27Hey, hey!
01:27Shows some respect for the World Heavyweight Champion and Chosen Champion.
01:32Jeff Jarrett said he was gonna do it, and he did it.
01:34He's the champ.
01:35But I am curious about these papers.
01:37What kind of papers could Kimberly have?
01:56And look at this.
01:58David Arcanis with us as well.
02:00There he was at ringside.
02:02Star of the movie ready to rumble.
02:04The Warner Brothers hit in theaters everywhere in a long-time personal brand of Diamond Dallas
02:12Page.
02:13You would think a big star could afford a luxury box.
02:16I guess he didn't get quite the points he wanted.
02:18So, DDP, you wanna be a movie star?
02:24Well, at Slamboree, I'm gonna give you the chance to star in my own movie.
02:30And the title is, The Chosen One kicks DDP's ass up and down a three-tier cage.
02:41Wrong to wrong, top to bottom, side to side.
02:45I'm gonna beat your ass and neglect it, just like you did your lovely wife, Kimberly.
02:53Oh, brother.
02:54Neglected her.
02:56Wait a minute.
02:56You know something else?
02:59You know something else?
03:01You know something else?
03:04Diamond Dallas Page, your wife is here tonight.
03:09And she has what may be the very last gift for you from her for the rest of your life.
03:19And you need to get yourself down here.
03:24And you need to get yourself down here.
03:26Right here.
03:27And come on, Paige.
03:28Calling Paige out.
03:29It's gonna hurt me a lot more.
03:32No, it's not.
03:34No, it's not.
03:35The mind boggles at what Kimberly Paige may have in store for DDP.
03:40I think I know.
03:42I've got a good idea.
03:45You know what?
03:45It's kind of appropriate that Arquette's here with DDP.
03:48They both play second fiddle with their lives.
03:51They're both kind of paper tigers who hide behind their wide skirts.
03:55Although, I guess Paige can't do that anymore, don't you, Scott?
03:59It certainly appears that Diamond Dallas Page can't.
04:02Look at that Jezebel, that turncoat.
04:05She's a lovely woman.
04:06This is the 2000th millennium for heaven's sakes.
04:10Easy on the eyes, hard on the wall.
04:14Stuff like this happens all the time in the naked city.
04:17Been there, done that.
04:23Kimberly, what the hell are you thinking hanging out with these two Jag-offs?
04:32Because, honey, for once, I am finally in the driver's seat.
04:41You know, I used to think that you and I had something pretty special.
04:49But, uh, Eric over here enlightened me to a lot of things about my career,
05:02about these wrestling fans, these stupid wrestling marks.
05:15But most of all, but most of all, he enlightened me about you.
05:21And I'm sorry, honey, but as far as you're concerned, I want out.
05:29Out? Out of what?
05:32I want out of this marriage.
05:36I want a divorce.
05:38I've got the papers for you to sign.
05:41A divorce?
05:42What are you, out of your friggin' mind?
05:46All right, baby.
05:48Come on.
05:49We can work this out, all right?
05:52We can work this out.
05:55I don't want to work this out.
05:57What do you think, I'm just gonna walk away from this?
06:00Huh?
06:00Oh, Paige, please don't beg.
06:04You're embarrassing yourself.
06:06You know, it really isn't as bad as all that.
06:11I mean, come on.
06:12Hey.
06:13Be positive.
06:15Be positive of what?
06:17You lost your mind?
06:19Or be positive that you're turning into some kind of super bitch?
06:28Settle down.
06:31Settle down.
06:32Let's be civilized here.
06:35No need for attorneys.
06:36No need for a scene.
06:39Look at that smirk.
06:40Well, you got a scene, all right.
06:42You want me to sign the papers, baby?
06:45You want me to sign the papers?
06:47I'll tell you what.
06:48I'll sign these papers as soon as I shove them down your throat.
06:53Oh, yeah.
06:53And pull them out your ring.
06:55Watch out from behind.
06:56Oh.
06:58That's what he gets for laying his hands up.
07:00David Arcata's in the ring.
07:01David Arcata's in the ring.
07:03He's at the rear mount on Eric Bishop.
07:06God, not.
07:06He's kicking the.
07:07Oh, Jeff Jarrett.
07:10Jarrett pulls him off.
07:12Arcata jumped right over the seat.
07:13Now, Chris Canyon's coming out.
07:15No.
07:15Chris Canyon gets the WCW champion.
07:19Clears him on that.
07:21But how about Arcata leaping over the top rope?
07:25The three-way cowards.
07:27Eric Bishop, Kimberly, and Jeff Jarrett,
07:29the world champion, beat a retreat from Arcata Canyon and DDP.
07:33Hold on.
07:33All she wanted was in the force.
07:35It happens every day in America, Scott.
07:37Not on national television.
07:39It doesn't.
07:39What?
