00:00A ridiculously expensive item
00:01An air-on smoothie
00:02Famous song
00:03Slave for you, Britney Spears
00:04Nice
00:05Hi, I'm Hannah Dodd
00:06And I'm Luke Thompson
00:07And this is Bad Libs
00:08With who, what, where
00:13Ok, I need an eligible Bridgerton brother
00:15Colin
00:16I need a verb ending in "-ing
00:18Swimming
00:18Hannah's childhood crush
00:22Ok, I'll make it up
00:25Tom
00:25Tom
00:26Tom
00:27Great
00:27Bridgerton character
00:28Lady Featherington
00:30Dance style
00:31Pop and Lock
00:31I'm so excited already
00:33Favourite song?
00:34I don't know, Bohemian Rhapsody
00:36I thought you were going to do Taylor Swift again
00:37Yeah, I don't know
00:38Ok, ready?
00:38Yeah, ready
00:39Lady Whistledown's Bad Expose
00:41Last night, this author was delighted to discover whispers
00:44that Colin was seen during the Bridgerton masquerade war
00:46in the garden with a masked party guest
00:49What? You've lost your girlfriend
00:51The two were seen swimming before their romantic rendezvous
00:55was suddenly interrupted when Tom breathlessly announced that the ball had been thrown into chaos
01:00after Lady Featherington attempted to pop and lock
01:03whilst the orchestra played Bohemian Rhapsody
01:07Society now wonders which scandal will bloom first and who will be beneath it
01:12That's great
01:13It's quite difficult to pop and lock in those period costumes
01:16Lady Featherington
01:17Yeah
01:17I can't imagine her popping
01:19Great dancer
01:20Co-star name
01:22Luke Thompson
01:22Article of clothing
01:23T-shirt
01:24Descriptive adjective
01:25Uhhh
01:26I said I can't do this stuff
01:30Help me
01:30Help me
01:33That's an adjective
01:34Female co-star name
01:36Yerin Ha
01:37Funny object
01:38Slipper
01:39I like it, Cinderella themed
01:40Celebrity
01:41Oh, well done me
01:42Nicola Coughlin
01:43Co-star name
01:44F***ing hell
01:45I don't know them guys, I don't talk to any of them at work
01:49Ruth
01:50Ruth
01:51Gemma
01:52Unconventional mode of transportation
01:54A roller blade
01:55Unexpected red carpet clothing item
01:57A bikini
01:58Favourite fast food item
02:00Pizza
02:01Ok, here we go
02:01A stir swept the Oscars red carpet when Luke Thompson arrived wearing a t-shirt
02:05So help me
02:07That Leonardo DiCaprio probably halted his post lock-in
02:10Inspired by Queen Charlotte's infamous wigs, Yerin turned up to the event wearing a towering updo with a slipper perched
02:17in the middle
02:17Distracting Nicola Coughlin in the middle of their glam-bot pose
02:20I don't know what any of these things are
02:22Oh, bless you
02:22But the talk of the town was certainly Ruth Gemma who showed up late to the awards in a roller
02:27blade wearing bikini and sprinted across the red carpet with pizza in hand before posing with the cast of Wicked
02:32Ruth
02:32That does sound like something Ruth would do to be fair
02:35It sounds like something she'd do to be fair
02:36Yeah
02:37Okay, Bridgerton character
02:38Footman John
02:39Yes, Footman John
02:41An adjective
02:42Slippery
02:43Other Bridgerton character
02:44Mrs Wilson
02:45Strange food
02:46A cupboard
02:46Strange food
02:47It's pretty strange
02:48Embarrassing bodily issue
02:50Hemorrhoid
02:52Piles
02:53Famous Gen
02:54And there's nothing embarrassing about it actually
02:55Thank you
02:57Famous Gen Z celebrity
02:59Do you know any?
03:01Oh
03:03Charlie XCX
03:04She'll love you for that
03:05Famous TV talk show host
03:07Seth Meyers
03:08I'm nervous for this crazy phrase
03:10Holding space
03:11Gen Z celebrity same as before
03:13Same one as before
03:14Is that what that means?
03:15Charlie XCX then I guess
03:16Bridgerton era food
03:17Jellies
03:18I've seen some disgusting things in jellies on a Bridgerton cell
03:21Very unusual ingredients
03:23Quite hard on the spot isn't it?
03:25Shampoo
03:26Wouldn't put that in cooking would you?
03:28Great
03:28Something not tasty
03:29Shit
03:31I'm scared to read this one
03:33Bridgerton at Air One
03:35At what?
03:35Basically it's a place where you can get like a smoothie for $25
03:38Hayley Bieber did like a pretty skin smoothie
03:42But it was like $25
03:42I've already stopped listening
03:43It's terrible
03:44One day
03:45Footman John decided to check out the Air One in Silver Lake
03:49They were set on trying the new Mrs. Wilson smoothie
03:52Having only heard slippery things about it
03:56Apparently it was packed with cupboard
03:58Which was rumoured to be good for piles
04:02Good for piles?
04:04Probably
04:04The cupboard's probably pretty bad for piles I'd say
04:06All those splinters
04:09While waiting in line they bumped into Charlie XCX
04:12He was loudly complaining about how long the queue was
04:16That's when Seth Meyers walked in and boldly cut in front of them
04:20Charlie tapped the host on the shoulder and said
04:22Holding space
04:24Loud and up for the entire line to hear
04:27Things were getting awkward
04:28Mercifully the line started moving
04:30When they were finally served the smoothie
04:33They were immediately taken aback by the notes of jellies and shampoo
04:37It made their lips pucker
04:39And was probably due to the shit
04:42I'm really enjoying this
04:43It was probably due to the shit
04:46Still
04:47No no due to the what?
04:48The shit
04:49What about the shit?
04:51It made their lips
04:51Oh they made their lips first
04:53It's due to the shit
04:54Yeah fair
04:55Yeah
04:55Still
04:56They would definitely recommend it to a friend
04:58I love that one
05:00This is the last one
05:01Wait
05:01Oh god
05:02You're going to have to help me again
05:03Sorry
05:03Bridget and sibling
05:05A hyacinth
05:05Ridiculously expensive item
05:07An air one smoothie
05:08Diamond of the season
05:09Daphne
05:10Daphne
05:11Daphne
05:12Statement fashion item
05:13A Santa hat
05:14Ridiculously expensive item
05:16Same as before
05:17The air one smoothie
05:17So that's the smoothie
05:18Bridget and sibling
05:20Same as before
05:21Hyacinth
05:21Oh great this is right in itself
05:23A list celebrity
05:24Jonathan Bailey
05:25Famous song
05:25Slave for you Britney Spears
05:27Nice
05:27Great one
05:28Buzzy 2025 scandal
05:30You're not on the internet
05:31And I've deleted Instagram
05:32This is not helpful
05:33Buzzy 2025 scandal
05:34What is it?
05:36What is
05:36What happened in 2025?
05:39Who's fighting?
05:39Why could the Christie?
05:41That's not on 2025
05:42Is it?
05:43That's so old
05:44Should we just change it to
05:45Buzzy Scandal?
05:47Yeah
05:47Why could the Christie?
05:49We checked out for society a while ago
05:51So the promenade fiasco
05:53During the morning promenade
05:54Crowds gathered when Hyacinth
05:56Attempted to impress the queen
05:57With a display involving
05:58A smoothie
05:59Sounds about right
06:00Unfortunately their efforts backfired
06:01The moment Daphne arrived
06:02Wearing a Santa hat
06:04Which startled the park geese
06:05So violently
06:05They took off in a frenzy
06:06In the chaos
06:07The squawking flock
06:08Surged forward
06:09The smoothie was knocked
06:10From Hyacinth's grasp
06:12Sailing through the end
06:13A perfect horrifying arc
06:14Before landing beside
06:15Jonathan Bailey
06:16Who responded with
06:16A very dramatic rendition
06:18Of Slave For You
06:19That's absolutely
06:20What he would do
06:21It sounds
06:21All of this sounds
06:22By lunchtime
06:23Every tea table
06:24In Mayfair
06:25Was retelling the incident
06:26There hasn't been
06:27This much drama
06:28Since
06:28I think that's our best work
06:30I think that's our best work
06:31Also just very accurate
06:32I think my favourite one
06:34Was the Aero One smoothie
06:35But mainly because I found
06:36I probably said it wrong
06:37Aero One
06:38Aero One
06:38Aero One
06:39In a British accent is it
06:41Aero One
06:41Aero One
06:42Aero One
06:43Aero One
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