00:01Guess who?
00:06It's your old pal, the Crypt Keeper!
00:09Did you miss me, my horror-hungry humans?
00:13Of course you did!
00:16At long last, the Crypt is open,
00:19and my entire crawly collection of terror tales
00:22has been resurrected, uncensored
00:25by our delightfully demented fiends at Shudder.
00:29All seven seasons exhumed and ready to shock.
00:37A drop-dead guest list of pretty faces
00:40will provide quite the scream.
00:42You understand what I'm saying?
00:44Oh, my God!
00:46I shudder to think what might happen if you don't watch.
00:50Or what happens if you do.
00:53So I'll see you soon, boils and ghouls.
00:57Tales from the Crypt, finally screaming!
01:02We'll see you soon!
01:04We'll see you soon!
