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00:00Hello everyone!
00:20He won't get in here!
00:22He won't go after you!
00:23Foster, get in here now!
00:25Get in here!
00:27Boy!
00:28Good thing the dog didn't go after him.
00:30Just like she said!
00:32You shoot your a**!
00:34Cowboy, I wrapped that gala!
00:37He ain't gonna do your nuts! He ain't gonna do your nuts!
00:40You can't do your nuts!
00:42You can't do your nuts, boy!
00:44You can't do your nuts!
00:51I'm always gonna box!
00:53Yeah!
00:55Come on!
00:57Come on!
00:58Punch in!
01:01Oh! Wrong way!
01:04He's coming back!
01:05Go!
01:09No!
01:09No!
01:10Eat that raccoon!
01:11Come on, this way, buddy.
01:12Make a hole!
01:13Oh!
01:14Shoot!
01:18Where the hell?
01:21No!
01:22You gotta be kidding me.
01:26I think we've made it worse.
01:28Oh, no.
01:30So, go get the garden hose.
01:34Local officers deal with alligators pretty regularly, but this guy just started the job
01:38last week.
01:41Okay, wait.
01:47Slowly.
01:48Listen.
01:50Oh, God!
01:52Oh, my God!
01:54You gotta grab him and throw this box.
01:58Oh, my God!
02:00Oh, my God!
02:03Oh, my God!
02:07Look at the dog just laughing in the background.
02:12Oh, my God!
02:15The squirrel turned it on?
02:17Oh, my God!
02:19Z!
02:20Oh!
02:20Oh!
02:22Take off!
02:24No!
02:25I can't give it to me!
02:30Quack, quack, quack!
02:32Chicken, chicken, chicken.
02:33I guess you're up to date.
02:34Whoa!
02:35What is...
02:41Oh man, quack quack, get back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up,
02:56I'm getting attacked by a chicken right now, back up, I can't believe this is happening,
03:02out of all the places you can come. The officer had a solid plan to guide the cow back into
03:08the pen,
03:08what he didn't expect was that much resistance.
03:34His canine partner found something suspicious and the officer decided to check it out.
03:39Turns out it was a snake.
03:42Get it, get it, f**k!
03:48Is he alright?
03:49I don't know, he's been drinking before.
03:51Oh, I think it's...
04:01Oh, f**k!
04:05Oh, no!
04:08Oh, f**k!
04:25No!
04:26What was that?
04:26No!
04:27Oh, f**k!
04:28Oh, f**k!
04:28Oh, f**k!
04:34F**k!
04:35F**k!
04:35You said no.
04:49an officer was investigating the disappearance of a pony and one of the missing ponies friends
04:54showed up ready to give a statement we'll see if insurance covers that i got it all on video it's
04:59fine okay well there you go thank you that's my hood dude i'll pull out as soon as you get
05:17it off
05:20chasing armed criminals might actually be easier than catching this wild pig
05:28no it could bite but oh it's a standoff it's a standoff
06:22when it comes to police chases this
06:24bounty suspect is a total professional this driver was down the road from the dog park but got pulled
06:31over because he accidentally made an illegal left turn and needless to say his husky was ready to
06:38have him arrested that's unfair he wasn't even driving
06:56the officer was heading back to his car after a foot chase but he didn't know that he was about
07:01to get ambushed
07:09yeah last scene going west get out of here sorry i'm gonna attack my turkeys get out
07:22it's a god alpaca god llama judging by how interested this alpaca is in the patrol car
07:29he definitely wants to join the force oh he's actually gonna block us
07:34work breaks should always look like this
07:40so this is what we do when we go to target and we're supposed to be working but we're not
07:45working
07:53so cute i love it
07:57forget it oh my goodness god loves me i never get i get to see the coolest stuff dude we
08:04in cedar town
08:16this chicken turned the officers shift into a cardio workout
08:35come here now
08:36boy don't pick me
08:41bro
08:45anything faster than it look
08:48it
08:49no he don't
08:50no
08:58no he don't
08:59got it
09:03yeah she's over here
09:05see that pinch right there
09:06you
09:20The person filming got stuck in traffic, but luckily everyone there had something pretty
09:24entertaining to watch.
09:35He's probably outranking every other canine there.
10:23Oh, yeah, yeah.
10:23roll
10:24oh man
10:27he launched me off
10:30holy crap
10:31that was the most badass thing I've seen in a while
10:34these turkeys are following the
10:36police officers right now
10:39they're like
10:39give me some food right now okay
10:42Jesus the Lord
10:44praise the Lord
10:45never mind give me that chicken or we're gonna
10:47you
10:49I think it was like
10:51open the door right now
10:57ciao
11:29This dog helped find and rescue a missing hiker in the mountains, even though he'd only
11:33recently joined the police force.
11:35Naturally, a heroic performance like that deserved a reward!
11:38How do you feel now?
11:43I've seen this!
11:49I've seen such a nice appearance.
12:13The police protect every resident in town, and these feathered locals are no exception.
12:45Are you kidding me?
13:02Are you excited to catch some criminals?
13:14I'm pretty sure that means yes.
13:33You're behind me in traffic, and you see this.
13:37What do you do?
13:39The lick of the curb.
13:40Do it now.
13:41Reggie wants to say hi.
13:43Don't touch that.
13:48Oh my god, I'm so sorry.
13:50I'm so sorry.
13:51Just want to take you.
14:13Looks like this place already has its own sheriff.
14:36I'm so sorry.
15:00It took practically the entire police station to catch this feathered offender.
15:26You couldn't ask for a better partner.
15:56I know.
15:57I know.
15:58I know.
16:01I know.
16:03I know.
16:08I know.
16:09I know.
16:11I know.
16:11I don't want to hurt you.
16:12I don't want to hurt you.
16:13I don't want to hurt you.
16:14Okay.
16:16I know.
16:36What the f**k is that?
16:58What the f**k is that?
17:47I'm going to try to get animal control out here.
17:52My dispatch said they wouldn't come out down to the interstate.
17:55I'm going to try to get, no, I'll get them out here.
18:00Come on, come on, come on, come on.
18:06Come on.
18:26I'm going to grab that dump.
18:36Hey buddy, it's okay.
18:38It's okay buddy.
18:39Come here.
18:39Come here.
18:41Come here buddy.
18:41It's okay.
18:42It's okay.
18:45It's okay.
18:47It's okay.
18:48It's okay.
18:48It's okay.
18:49It's okay.
18:49It's okay.
18:50It's okay.
18:51Jesus.
18:52Let me try to do it.
18:53Let me try to do it.
18:54Hold him.
18:54Just hold him.
18:55I got you.
18:55I got you.
19:09He on.
19:10He on.
19:11He on.
19:12Come on.
19:13He on.
19:13He on.
19:16I got him.
19:19I got him.
19:19Come here.
19:20I got you.
19:21Come here.
19:22Come here.
19:23Come here.
19:24Come here.
19:25Come.
19:26Hello, y'all.
19:28Hey.
19:29Hey.
19:30Hey.
19:31Hey.
19:32Hey.
19:33How about they going to let you go down?
19:35It's okay.
19:36Yeah.
19:36Good draw, guy.
19:37Where'd he grow?
19:43All right.
19:44See ya.
19:44Thanks for coming.
19:46Thanks.
20:05Hey!
20:07Hey!
20:09You getting into it?
20:09Hey!
20:13Oh, my God.
20:17Oh, my God.
20:20Oh, my God!
20:21Oh, my God.
20:22Oh, my God.
20:22Oh, my God.
20:23Oh, my God.
20:47These girls couldn't get into their house because a hissing opossum had claimed their
20:51front door as its territory.
20:53In the end, only the police could deal with the self-appointed security guard.
21:10Do you want it?
21:12Do I want it?
21:13No.
21:30This has to be the most low-stress chase of his entire career.
21:34Somebody call the cops and the baby raccoon, here we go, here we go, he's a little baby.
21:52There we go.
21:53What are you saying?
21:53Test them.
21:55Come back out.
21:56You're going to come back out.
21:57You're going to come back out.
21:57You're going to come back out.
21:58You're going to come back out.
21:58You're going to come back out.
21:59Get out of here.
22:04Oh!
22:05Did it go out?
22:06Yeah, it went out.
22:07It worked.
22:32Do it.
22:38Pull it.
22:42Here, Captain.
22:43Can you just push the ground jam?
22:44I don't want to get you.
22:45He's going to take it off.
23:10There it is.
23:13Good work.
23:17Good work, y'all.
23:19Stop it.
23:27Good work.
23:30Good work.
23:35Good work.
23:50Good work.
24:01Oh, there's another one.
24:38Maybe he exaggerated a little on his resume when he said he was highly disciplined.
24:53Turns out even K-9 officers aren't fearless.
24:55This poor guy is scared of escalators.
25:25He actually would have made a pretty good partner.
25:27Sure.
25:32Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
26:04Take a look at this body cam video.
26:09The police department says incidents like this highlight the wide range of calls their
26:13officers respond to every day.
26:15Can you imagine?
26:16Uh-uh.
26:17Nope, nope.
26:17They got the snake in a bucket, safely released it somewhere away from homes and people.
26:23Thank you to the trophy club police out there.
26:25We appreciate y'all.
26:26The stuff nightmares are made of.
26:27Good to see you in my life.
26:30I'm so sorry.
26:39I'm so sorry.
26:46I'm so sorry.
26:48I'm so sorry.
26:48You're all right.
26:49I'm so sorry.
26:50I'm so sorry.
26:51I'm sorry.
26:55I'm so sorry.
26:56The
26:57First
26:57the
26:58the
27:00the
27:00the
27:09Life's studio
27:10Okay, it's the turn
27:11You watch movies
27:12It's the turn
27:15You watch videos
27:16Then it's the turn
27:18Wait wait wait
27:18Let's look at the turn
27:18I know you watch videos
27:19I love you
27:19I wanna watch videos
27:23I wanna watch videos
27:24It's the turn
27:27I don't remember
27:29I'm going
27:29Feel welcome
27:30What's up
27:45Where are you taking it?
27:49Higher ground?
28:09Higher ground?
28:27An officer can handle a small alligator alone,
28:30Catching a giant like this takes serious teamwork.
29:10Just cover his head, like behind his nose, like where my hand left him.
29:59And that's what I'm going to do.
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