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Models vs. Werewolves EP
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00:00:01This place does not look like any of the photos online.
00:00:04The energy in the country is magic.
00:00:07Do they even have Wi-Fi?
00:00:08How am I going to post?
00:00:09The less city lights we have around us,
00:00:11the stronger our connection to the moon.
00:00:16Oh, yeah.
00:00:18What was that?
00:00:18That was a beautiful sign from the universe.
00:00:21Can't we just take shots now?
00:00:29Girls?
00:00:30No!
00:00:32Why?
00:00:33She could be the poor.
00:00:34And I made you some cookies, too.
00:00:37Are they vegan?
00:00:39I think it was a werewolf.
00:00:43Ooh, yeah. Growl at me, Daddy. I like it.
00:00:47I couldn't find a first aid kit,
00:00:49but I found my lavender hand sanitizer spray.
00:00:50I really am going to die.
00:00:51Go on!
00:00:52Go on!
00:01:01This place does not look like any of the photos online.
00:01:04The energy in the country is magic.
00:01:07Do they even have Wi-Fi?
00:01:08How am I going to post?
00:01:10The less city lights we have around us,
00:01:11the stronger our connection to the moon.
00:01:17Oh, yeah.
00:01:18What was that?
00:01:19That was a beautiful sign from the universe.
00:01:21Can't we just take shots now?
00:01:29Girls?
00:01:30No!
00:01:31Shit, Dad!
00:01:32Why?
00:01:33She could be the poor.
00:01:34And I made you some cookies, too!
00:01:37Are they vegan?
00:01:39I think it was a werewolf.
00:01:43Ooh, yeah.
00:01:44You growl at me, Daddy.
00:01:45I like it.
00:01:47I couldn't find a first aid kit,
00:01:49but I found my lavender hand sanitizer spray.
00:01:50I really am going to die!
00:01:52God!
00:01:52Yeah, you growl!
00:01:53No, no!
00:01:53I don't!ервvee
00:02:02Oh, my God.
00:02:45Are you sure this is the Rayazrus?
00:02:48Yeah, this is it.
00:02:50Take care.
00:02:52Bye.
00:02:53Okay.
00:02:55Thanks.
00:03:00If you can hear me, I'm outside.
00:03:03I can't hear you.
00:03:04Grace?
00:03:05What?
00:03:07No, I have, like, no service here.
00:03:10Grace, is that you, Doodle?
00:03:12Hello?
00:03:14Hello?
00:03:16I can't hear you.
00:03:18Grace, are you there?
00:03:20I can't hear you.
00:03:21Yes, yes, I can hear you.
00:03:23I'm going to lose you in a second, I think.
00:03:24Where are you guys?
00:03:27Grace, oh, my God, Grace.
00:03:28I'm in the middle of fucking nowhere here.
00:03:30OMSG, are you actually there?
00:03:33OMG.
00:03:33Yes, yes, yes, I'm fucking here.
00:03:36Where are you guys?
00:03:37What?
00:03:38It's fucking tomorrow, girl.
00:03:40What?
00:03:41It's tomorrow.
00:03:42It's all in the emails.
00:03:44Check in is tomorrow.
00:03:46Hello?
00:03:47Grace?
00:03:48What the fuck am I going to do?
00:03:50Get a Waymo back to a Holiday Inn or something.
00:03:52You need to...
00:03:53Hello?
00:03:55OMSG.
00:03:56OMSG.
00:03:57Fuck.
00:04:00No!
00:04:02No!
00:04:05No!
00:04:17No!
00:04:18No!
00:04:18No!
00:04:19No!
00:04:19No!
00:04:20No!
00:04:21No!
00:04:21Oh, my God.
00:04:51Help me!
00:05:35Ladies and gentlemen, here comes the drama, drama, drama queen, listen up like you should.
00:05:50I'm so hot, I'm so good, I'm coming at ya, coming for ya. I don't need no good deed, I'm
00:05:58exactly what you need, I'm looking at ya, looking at ya.
00:06:04Cause I'm fearless, a sharp princess, I'm a sweet, I'm a drama queen, I'm going steady, I'm hot and ready,
00:06:16I'm dating and I'm drum, drum, drama queen.
00:06:19Ya, ya, ya, ooh ooh ooh, ya, ya, ya, ooh ooh ooh, ya, ya, ya, ooh ooh ooh, ya, ya,
00:06:26ya, ooh ooh ooh, ya, ya, ya, ooh ooh ooh, ya, ya, ya, ooh ooh ooh, ya, ya, ya, ooh
00:06:32ooh ooh, ya, ya, ya, ooh ooh ooh, ya, ya, ya, ooh ooh ooh, ya, ya, ya, ooh ooh ooh,
00:06:33ya, ya, ya, ooh ooh ooh ooh, ya, ya, ya, ya, ooh ooh ooh ooh, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya,
00:06:34ooh ooh ooh ooh, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya,
00:06:35ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya,
00:06:35ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya,
00:06:39go first. And not yours? Babe, what did you pack? I don't know, just a lot of swimsuit
00:06:50snacks, the usual. Okay, sure. I don't know if this is going to fit, babe. No, no, let's
00:06:56try it. I think if we, like, push it down. Okay, okay, please, you bitches better not
00:07:02crush my Dyson Airwrap. No, wait, it's fine. It's literally fine. Oh, shit, what was that
00:07:07crunch? I will kill you. I will kill you. It's fine. It's literally fine. Can we go, please?
00:07:12It's fucking freezing out here. Honey, it's fucking 70 degrees out here. Jeez. Tips on
00:07:17making a bunch of suitcases fit in a car? Where's Nellie? Well, if she doesn't show up quick,
00:07:24her shit's not going to fit and she's not coming. Oh, wait, there we go. Never mind.
00:07:31Thank you. Sorry, I have to get that last tape in for Fashion Week. You just sent it
00:07:39in. I literally sent mine in, like, two weeks ago. I was busy. God, I am so fucking excited
00:07:44for this. I know. I'm before the runway storm. I know. Well, then, let's get in the fucking
00:07:51car. Ah! Holy fuck. Hey! Ew, like, you're so hot. It was so hot. Ah! Are we there yet? I
00:08:18cannot
00:08:18feel my ass as I'm sitting here for so long. Hailey, move your leg. Okay. There are too many
00:08:25people in this car. Can I just get out? Can we stop, please? I just want to pee. Please don't
00:08:30tell me this is it. Ah! The energy in the country is magic. Very, very healing. I have a feeling
00:08:39this week is going to be great for us. Oh, my God. This place does not look like any of
00:08:45the
00:08:45photos online. Did we get catfished? Yeah. We're in the middle of fucking nowhere. Do they
00:08:51even have Wi-Fi? How am I going to post? That's the point, you guys. The less city lights we
00:08:59have around us, the stronger our connection to the moon. And besides, I know you guys don't
00:09:05like tarot, but I did a reading, and I drew the Four of Cups. Ah. Ah. Which means that
00:09:16if we manifest correctly, the moon can gift us with something big. Could even be life-changing
00:09:22for some of us. No, come on. Let's go. Let's go. Come on. We got it. You got that, babe?
00:09:28You got it, babe. Yeah, I got it. Okay, here. I got you. Thank you, sweet girl.
00:09:42Um... What the fuck? Ew. Come on, you guys. It's not that bad. Okay, what in the hell is that
00:09:51noise? Great. There's no power? That noise you hear? Yeah, that is the fucking generator.
00:10:01What's a generator? Um... I think, like, homeless encampment. My God, I don't know. It's fine.
00:10:12Guys, we're going to make the best of it. It's still going to be a really good time, okay?
00:10:15Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Where are you going? I'm gonna go claim
00:10:21that weird little guest house in the back, because I don't want to sleep with any of
00:10:25you bitches. Are you kidding me? No. Okay, well, we have a little girly pop dinner
00:10:29meet up in 10. Okay, 10. Okay.
00:10:34All right, guys. Find your room. I want that one. I'll take that one.
00:10:38Hey, everyone. It's your girl, Hales. I just wanted to give you a quick
00:10:41update on our moon manifestation ritual daycare.
00:10:45Okay. So far, so good. We had such a great time getting here.
00:10:47It's giving, like, rustic chic.
00:10:50Um, but in a good way, you know? Like, saddle up.
00:10:53So, just wanted to update you guys. Uh, we're gonna have a really big night
00:10:56tonight. So, yeah! We'll see you later. Mwah!
00:11:26You know what I mean, though?
00:11:27No, but I just really don't know anymore.
00:11:29What are you guys wearing?
00:11:30Ah! Ah!
00:11:32Can I borrow you a little?
00:11:33Yeah! Oh, my God. I have this best combo right now. It's like a dark plum cherry girl,
00:11:38and then it's like this, like, liquid liner on top. It's so good. I love the top.
00:11:41No, it's so good.
00:11:42Aileen? What the fuck is that?
00:11:46It's my homemade beetroot kombucha. It is super good for stress, and it's really good for your skin.
00:11:53Oh, cool. Can I see?
00:11:56Sure.
00:11:56Okay.
00:11:58Oh, thanks.
00:11:58Hi. Why don't you do that?
00:12:00It's Langer's tequila or bust, babe.
00:12:03Take, take, take, and drink it.
00:12:07Okay, cute. Does everyone have one?
00:12:09Yes.
00:12:09Okay, bitches. A toast to all my girlies, a much-needed baddie trip. We're going to recharge,
00:12:17get back to nature, connect, but most of all, get all the content we need.
00:12:23Yay!
00:12:25And, and, most, most of all, connecting our energy with the moon. Tonight's full moon happens
00:12:32once every 500 years, so it's really important that we stay grounded, passionate, open, and
00:12:37connected to all the gifts it's going to send us tonight. Aww, I love that.
00:12:41But most importantly, looking and feeling absolutely fucking hot.
00:12:45Yay!
00:12:48That's hot, bitches.
00:12:50Oh.
00:12:52Oh.
00:12:54Oh.
00:12:55That was insane.
00:12:57Ew, ew.
00:12:58Oh.
00:12:59Zoom height.
00:12:59You okay?
00:13:01It's frozen.
00:13:02Okay, girls, so anyway, here's the game plan. We have, what, five, ten minutes, maybe nine
00:13:06exactly to go do your thing, go to the bathroom, decompress, get ready, put on your face, new
00:13:11fit, maybe. We'll go do the moon manifestation ritual, and then we'll have a cunt dinner.
00:13:16Oh, great.
00:13:17Um, can I at least have an hour for my hair? It's fallen. Just, it's fine, babe. But one
00:13:24last rule for this trip. No men.
00:13:30And I'm looking at you, Nikki, okay?
00:13:31You are not bringing your boy toys here to do all that weird shit with their dicks and
00:13:37ass. Like, I just, we're not doing it.
00:13:39Which one?
00:13:40Hey.
00:13:41I'm just saying.
00:13:42Hey, okay?
00:13:43I promise.
00:13:44Hi.
00:13:46Uh, girls.
00:13:49Uh, girls, it's Judith Barnard Dixon. Ladies?
00:13:56Who the fuck is Judith Barnard Dixon?
00:13:59I'm your Airbnb host. Best Airbnb host in the canyon. Hello?
00:14:08Hello.
00:14:09Oh, hi. Oh my, you girls are so pretty.
00:14:15So are you.
00:14:18Thank you, sweetie.
00:14:20Well, I just wanted to pop by and wish you all a really great stay.
00:14:29So is everything going well here? You have everything you need?
00:14:33Yeah.
00:14:34Yeah? How about some handsome men?
00:14:39Are there any around here?
00:14:42Not since I dumped him in 89.
00:14:47Well, I won't take up any more of your time, but if there's anything you need, my number's right there
00:14:54on the fridge.
00:14:55Thanks. Also, Judith, I noticed that the photos online look very different than the place.
00:15:02Uh, yes. My grandson plugged them into AI. Just a little spruce up, you know.
00:15:09Oh, yeah. Slightly.
00:15:12Yeah.
00:15:12Yeah.
00:15:13Okay. Well, oh, I might be back at some point to bring you some fresh towels.
00:15:20So, um, please give me a super host five star, you know, rating.
00:15:27Yeah, you got it.
00:15:28Yeah, absolutely. Five stars.
00:15:31Oh, God bless you all.
00:15:34Remember, five stars, okay?
00:15:38Five stars.
00:15:38Five stars.
00:15:44Bye.
00:15:45Bye.
00:15:46Bye.
00:15:47Okay, good.
00:15:48Come on, come on.
00:15:50Stop.
00:15:51Stop manifesting.
00:15:52She's familiar.
00:15:54She's fine.
00:15:58Ah!
00:16:01Ah!
00:16:07Ah!
00:16:08Ah!
00:16:08Ah!
00:16:09Ah!
00:16:09Ah!
00:16:09Ah!
00:16:09Ah!
00:16:11Ah!
00:16:13Ah!
00:16:26Ah!
00:16:28Ah!
00:16:29Ah!
00:16:29Ah!
00:16:30Ah!
00:16:36Oh, powerful moon.
00:16:38Fullest moon of the century.
00:16:40please provide us with safety, healing, positive energy and protection over this
00:16:46next cosmic cycle. Elaine, okay look I'm sorry I just we're literally inside on a
00:16:53bed there's no moonlight coming in here I just don't really see how this is gonna
00:16:57play. Haley, that was the best one now we're gonna have to start all over. I'm
00:17:02sorry I just want it to be good for you. Yes okay I checked with my guru in Miami
00:17:06and he said that we'd be able to feel it. We asked ChatGPT and it said the same
00:17:10thing too. Okay okay well do we like look cute at least? Yeah um yeah uh actually
00:17:18Nikki if you want to like lean forward just a bit I think the girlies would
00:17:21show a little better. Better? Yes much better. Okay are you guys ready? Yeah.
00:17:33Good evening my beautiful followers and welcome to our full moon ritual. If you
00:17:39don't already make sure you follow my beautiful sisters I'll tag them below but
00:17:43for now grab your sage sticks and join us for our final ceremony. We'll start with
00:17:49a deep cleansing breath. Oh powerful moon, the fullest moon of the century. Please
00:18:00provide us with safety, healing, positive energy and protection over this next
00:18:06cosmic cycle. And now we'll solidify all of our intentions. I manifest positivity. I manifest luck.
00:18:17I manifest wealth. I manifest beauty. And I manifest eternal safety for us all.
00:18:31Oh? What was that? Girls, do you know what that was? That was a beautiful sign from the universe.
00:18:42She's listening to us. Yay! And that concludes our ceremony. Thank you all for joining. Bye!
00:18:54Okay that was it. We so got it. We so got it on that one. You guys that sounded like
00:18:59coyotes like a lot of them.
00:19:00Can't we just take shots now? Literally, yes. I want that so bad. Yeah, I'm done. Okay? We got it?
00:19:06Let's go.
00:19:07The fullest moon of the century. So cute. It's so good. It's perfect. Okay, tag us.
00:19:22Oh, yes. Oh my god, your abs are actually cutting me. Is it good? Oh my god. Yes! Yes! Yes!
00:19:30Bitch, you look so hot! Okay, just plop your ass a little bit. Like this. Yes! Oh, bitch! Yes!
00:19:39So hot. Cute. So good. So good. Oh, cute. Is it cute? Yes. So hot. You got it. So hot.
00:19:47So hot.
00:19:48You got like four more. No, it's so sick. It might be ass. Oh, that's so good.
00:19:52Guys, our video already has 5,000 likes. 5,000? That's insane. So your whole moon thing actually worked?
00:19:59Yeah. Nikki, you reposted it, right? I didn't check yet. I did. Nikki, did you repost it? Nikki?
00:20:05Hello? Earth's to Nikki. Nikki, did you repost the video? Hello?
00:20:11Nikki! What? Jesus. Did you reshare the video?
00:20:16Yeah, I'm doing it right now. Okay. Who are you texting?
00:20:22What? Bitch, you heard me. Just one of my subs from OnlyFans. He's a Saudi prince.
00:20:31Oh! Ew. What the fuck? I just... I don't really know how you could do that.
00:20:39What, OnlyFans? Yeah. I made like 20 grand in one month. That's how.
00:20:4520 grand? What the hell are you showing on there? Almost nothing. Almost nothing. It's only fee picks.
00:20:54The occasional bikini pick. Whatever. It's free money. Should try it sometime now. Got the tits for it.
00:21:04No, no, not me. I'm not really into that kind of thing.
00:21:08She's too pure. I'm not pure.
00:21:14Oh, okay. Fine. Fine. Fine. Here? Cheers.
00:21:21Ayy. Kelly!
00:21:25Ayy. Oh. Okay, fine. Maybe I'm a little pure.
00:21:33Well, I, for one, am unpure and proud. And, um, I'm signing off.
00:21:41Wait. Where the hell are you going? I have content to make.
00:21:44Seriously? Now? This night's supposed to be about togetherness.
00:21:49No, seriously. You can't leave.
00:21:52Listen. I have a guy from Saudi Arabia who is paying my rent in full every single month,
00:21:58and all I have to do is send him one foot pic a day.
00:22:01That's insane. I know. Fair enough.
00:22:04Thank you. Okay, I love you all, and I will see you in the morning.
00:22:10Bye. Love you.
00:22:12Guys, don't kill me, but I think I'm going to call it late, too.
00:22:16I just want to go on a quick jog to burn off the pizza.
00:22:18Wait. Are you kidding me? What the hell is going on?
00:22:21Why do you even want to go for a run right now? It's disgusting out there, and it's, like, freezing.
00:22:26Don't worry. I'll just be on the property, and I have my pepper spray.
00:22:29Just a couple quick sprints, and then I'll go right to bed.
00:22:32Come on. There are going to be more hours.
00:22:34We can take tequila shots and talk shit all we want this whole weekend, I promise.
00:22:39I love you guys. Good night.
00:22:41Good night. Bye.
00:22:42Love you. Be safe. I will.
00:22:47Okay. Well, they left, but that doesn't mean that the three of us can't keep the party going, eh?
00:22:55Okay. Okay.
00:22:56Wait. I want to?
00:22:57Oh, again?
00:22:57Okay. Yeah.
00:22:59Number eight of the night.
00:23:01Okay.
00:23:01One, three.
00:23:02Okay.
00:23:05Cheers.
00:23:06Woo!
00:23:08Bitch.
00:23:08Mmm.
00:23:09Mmm!
00:23:12Mmm.
00:23:12I don't know.
00:23:51I don't know.
00:24:12I don't know.
00:24:14I don't know.
00:24:42I don't know.
00:24:43What's up, bae?
00:24:45How's my favorite ginger snack?
00:24:46Oh, nothing.
00:24:47Just working.
00:24:49Always grinding.
00:24:52I like that.
00:24:55Why don't you come outside?
00:24:59Jake?
00:25:00No.
00:25:01No, no.
00:25:02I told you.
00:25:03Chill.
00:25:04Goddamn.
00:25:04You're so quick to freak out.
00:25:06How the hell did you even find me here?
00:25:08Chill, sexy thing.
00:25:10Chill.
00:25:10I do.
00:25:11Don't you remember when you got too drunk and we had to share our locations with each other
00:25:14in Miami?
00:25:19Oh, right.
00:25:21Get out here and sneak me in.
00:25:23My dick's gonna freeze off.
00:25:25You're so bad.
00:25:28But you love it.
00:25:29And you know you do.
00:25:31Now hurry up.
00:25:32Yeah, sometimes.
00:25:34I don't wanna be around those cock blocking witches anyways.
00:25:37Okay, fine.
00:25:38I'll be right there.
00:26:00Jake?
00:26:03God, you scared me.
00:26:05Sorry.
00:26:06I couldn't help myself.
00:26:11my little snow angel
00:26:16you like it hell yeah good now take me inside because mama needs to get warmed up me too
00:26:42so did you miss me of course i couldn't stop thinking about you down boy down down
00:27:15damn you are so fire
00:27:19little old me
00:27:21yeah
00:27:23i see you standing tall in the midst of us
00:27:28through the middle of this crowded barn
00:27:32like a big star
00:27:39can't you glimpse of me
00:27:41what it don't you see
00:27:45i'll take you away
00:27:50there's nothing to say
00:27:53that ass is crazy
00:28:04the girls find you here
00:28:07they'll kill you
00:28:10they're worth dying for
00:28:27i don't want to play this game no more
00:28:35i just wanna take you to my world
00:28:45so
00:28:47how do you want me
00:28:49from behind
00:28:52naughty boy
00:28:54come on
00:29:07god
00:29:07you are
00:29:09so
00:29:10good
00:29:11yeah
00:29:12yeah
00:29:13how good
00:29:14perfect
00:29:15yeah
00:29:16say it again
00:29:19you look
00:29:20you look
00:29:20perfect
00:29:22good boy
00:29:25do you have a condom
00:29:27uh
00:29:28uh what
00:29:30a condom babe
00:29:32do we have to
00:29:35that depends
00:29:36do you want to have sex tonight or do you just want to sit here and talk
00:29:39yeah
00:29:40yeah i got one
00:29:41good
00:29:44what
00:29:45what should i do next
00:29:46i want you to take my panties off
00:29:49with your teeth
00:29:53slowly
00:29:57oh yeah
00:29:58yeah
00:29:59uh huh
00:30:02hell yeah
00:30:12i love it
00:30:15oh yeah
00:30:16growl at me daddy
00:30:17i like it
00:30:19oh yeah i love it
00:30:23okay babe not that slow
00:30:24ah
00:30:25ah
00:30:26ah
00:30:26ah
00:30:27ah
00:30:27ah
00:30:27ah
00:30:34ah
00:30:35ah
00:30:36ah
00:30:39ah
00:30:39ah
00:30:40ah
00:30:40ah
00:31:06Hello my little angels, I hope you're having an amazing weekend full of festivities, but
00:31:10most importantly, fitness. I'm on a little night jog, as you can see. I did half a mile sprints,
00:31:16some lunges, and of course my Tina squats. Anyways, it's a little dark out here and a little
00:31:21freezing, so I'm gonna go back inside, but like I always say, there are no days off. I will see
00:31:25you
00:31:25in the morning for the AM stretch video. Bye!
00:31:46Fuck that.
00:31:59I just have to say, the last guy that Nikki brought home was a actual sewer rat.
00:32:08Okay, so talking about trash, or men, whatever, both same thing. Let's do fuck, marry, kill.
00:32:17What? I hate that game. I know, I know. Okay, so we're gonna go with a John Cena.
00:32:22Oh. Jake Paul, and Quentin Tarantino. Okay. Okay. Shoot Jake Paul in the face ten times.
00:32:38And... Fuck Quentin Tarantino and marry John Cena. Oh. I said it! I said what I said!
00:32:44What? John Cena? It's disgusting. No! I think you would be a gentleman. Ew, I can't. I really...
00:32:52Okay, what about you, Mel? Um... I feel like I agree with Eileen. Obviously, I would shoot
00:32:58Jake Paul square in the face, and... I guess I'd sleep with John Cena and marry Quentin Tarantino?
00:33:07Oh! So bad. I don't know. It's so bad. Just like, he is like ten times. Okay, it's your turn.
00:33:17BRRRR!
00:33:27BRRRR!
00:33:32That like, make me happy to put in a damn bag to your hands.
00:34:02I'm so sorry.
00:34:06I'm so sorry.
00:34:15Where the fuck am I?
00:34:17Where the fuck?
00:34:23Where the fuck?
00:34:31Hello?
00:34:38Hello, are you there, sir?
00:34:40Um, are you there?
00:34:45Hello?
00:34:47Uh, I swear, I didn't see anything.
00:34:52I promise.
00:34:54I didn't see your face.
00:34:58Oh, this is so far.
00:35:00I just want to go home.
00:35:02Please.
00:35:06If you can hear me, I just want you to know that actually I really love true crime and I
00:35:14think killers are really cool.
00:35:16And I won't tell anyone if you just let me go.
00:35:19Like, I can actually make you super famous.
00:35:21Like, I have a ton of followers and they would love you, I swear.
00:35:24Uh.
00:35:30Please.
00:35:33Please.
00:35:34Please.
00:35:35Please!
00:35:38Please!
00:35:40Please!
00:35:40Oh, my God.
00:36:11Oh, that sounded kind of close.
00:36:21Did Tina come back inside?
00:36:23Um, I think so.
00:36:26I heard the door open and close earlier.
00:36:29You sure?
00:36:30Yeah.
00:36:32Yeah, I heard it too.
00:36:33Yeah.
00:36:34Okay.
00:36:35Great.
00:36:36She's probably back, right?
00:36:39Yeah.
00:36:40Yeah.
00:36:40It's fine.
00:36:41It's fine.
00:36:42It's literally a rapture.
00:36:43It's the thing I'm twirling out there.
00:36:44Me too.
00:36:45Okay.
00:36:45Yeah.
00:36:46Great.
00:36:47It's fine.
00:36:48Honestly, she's probably bending it down and dirty in the bed.
00:36:51Oh, my God.
00:36:52She likes it.
00:36:53Okay, on that note, Nellie pours some shaw!
00:36:56Shaw!
00:36:56Oh, it's so good.
00:36:58It's shaw!
00:36:59It's shaw!
00:36:59It's shaw!
00:36:59It's shaw!
00:36:59It's shaw!
00:37:00It's shaw!
00:37:00It's shaw!
00:37:00It's shaw!
00:37:01It's shaw!
00:37:10It's shaw!
00:37:17It's shaw!
00:37:20It's shaw!
00:37:26It's shaw!
00:37:30It's shaw!
00:37:42Oh, my God.
00:38:03Oh, my God.
00:38:55Oh, my God.
00:38:57Oh, my God.
00:38:58Good morning.
00:39:00Oh.
00:39:04You want a shot of Langer's tequila?
00:39:06Oh, my God, bitch.
00:39:08Do not ever say that word to me again.
00:39:14I feel like I'm going to vomit, honestly.
00:39:16Yeah, me too.
00:39:17Do you know what time it is?
00:39:18I have no idea where my phone is.
00:39:21Yeah, I can't find mine either.
00:39:23I think the stove clock says it's 2 p.m.
00:39:29Oh, did you say 2 p.m.?
00:39:32I think I'm going to die.
00:39:33What time does your phone say?
00:39:35I don't know.
00:39:36I think it's inside or something.
00:39:37How much did we drink last night?
00:39:39A lot.
00:39:41I can't believe all the pizza I ate.
00:39:44You want some eggs?
00:39:46Okay.
00:39:47Are those vegan?
00:39:48Girl, you literally drank, what, an entire liter of tequila last night and had six or seven
00:39:54slices of jalapeno pepperoni.
00:39:55I don't think it matters where the egg came from.
00:39:57Ugh, don't remind me.
00:40:01Oh, fuck.
00:40:03Jesus!
00:40:04Bitch, are you okay?
00:40:06I do not feel good.
00:40:10The sun is killing me.
00:40:13You don't look good either.
00:40:19I mean, you're always pretty, but...
00:40:22Yeah, okay, I know I look like shit.
00:40:25Okay, um, do you know where Tina is?
00:40:28Who?
00:40:29Tina, your best friend since, like, forever?
00:40:34Yeah.
00:40:36Yeah, I'm going to go back to bed for a while.
00:40:39Well, let us know if you want us to wake your-
00:40:41No!
00:40:44No.
00:40:45Okay.
00:40:52What the fuck?
00:41:00Do you think it's COVID?
00:41:02It's definitely something.
00:41:03Okay, well, I can't get sick.
00:41:05I have immune-meocasting next week.
00:41:06Oh my god, love!
00:41:07I have some immune-defense organic elderberry pills in my purse if you want some.
00:41:10Yeah, totally.
00:41:11Well, it calls, like, a little bit of bloating, but...
00:41:13Okay, fuck no.
00:41:14It's worth it.
00:41:15This entire trip is turning out to be a disaster.
00:41:18No, it's not.
00:41:19We just need to manifest better.
00:41:21She's right.
00:41:22We just need to, you know, take it all in and just make the best of the vacay.
00:41:26I'm going to check on Tina and see where she is.
00:41:28You're B.
00:41:30That's the spirit.
00:41:32Oh my god.
00:41:34This is so good.
00:41:36You want some more?
00:41:36I made tons of them.
00:41:38Oh my god.
00:41:39What have you put in this?
00:41:41Nothing, really.
00:41:42Salt, pepper, cook them in butter.
00:41:47Butter?
00:41:48Yeah.
00:41:51What?
00:41:52Are you trying to kill me?
00:41:53What?
00:41:53Oh my god, what is wrong with you?
00:41:55It's just butter.
00:41:56Oh my god.
00:41:57I don't see the problem.
00:41:59Oh, butter?
00:42:00Yeah.
00:42:01What?
00:42:03Okay, so Tina's not in her room.
00:42:05Do we know that she came back last night?
00:42:07Yeah.
00:42:08We were kind of blacked out, but where else would she be?
00:42:10Can we try calling her?
00:42:11Nobody has a phone.
00:42:12Okay, don't get snippy with me.
00:42:14I just had butter.
00:42:15This is not a time I can handle anything but positivity.
00:42:16Okay, maybe she went on another run.
00:42:19You guys are right.
00:42:20This is turning into a total disaster.
00:42:23I mean, we've slept basically the whole day away.
00:42:24It's gonna be nighttime soon.
00:42:26We've got one friend missing.
00:42:27One friend who has COVID or something.
00:42:30This is just...
00:42:31Oh god.
00:42:32No, look, okay.
00:42:33Nikki, that bitch is built like a tank.
00:42:35She's gonna be fine.
00:42:35And Tina, she's getting shredded out there.
00:42:38It's okay.
00:42:39And look, all three of us, A-okay.
00:42:41Yeah, A-okay minus being horrifically hungover.
00:42:45Okay, let's switch up the vibe.
00:42:47Maybe go inside, do some face masks, watch a movie.
00:42:52You can choose.
00:42:53Really?
00:42:53Okay.
00:42:54I mean, I was watching TikTok the other day and they were advertising this one called Trancers.
00:42:58It's supposed to be like cute, kind of weird, super retro vibes.
00:43:01Okay, I love old movies.
00:43:03That's like from the 90s.
00:43:04Oh.
00:43:04Oh, so like elder.
00:43:05Yeah.
00:43:07Yeah.
00:43:08But I love a black and white movie.
00:43:09Oh.
00:43:10Yeah.
00:43:10Okay.
00:43:11I'm down.
00:43:11Yeah.
00:43:12Okay.
00:43:13Cool.
00:43:14Let's go.
00:43:15Switch up the vibes.
00:43:16We're fine.
00:43:17Yeah.
00:43:17We'll clean that up later.
00:43:20Oh.
00:43:38Hello?
00:43:40Jake, where are you?
00:43:42Jake?
00:43:43Where are you?
00:43:46Jake?
00:43:48Help me, please.
00:43:50Jake?
00:43:53Help me, please.
00:43:55Help me, please.
00:44:02Help me.
00:44:03Help me.
00:44:06Don't come any closer.
00:44:08No!
00:44:10No no no no.
00:44:12Let go.
00:44:14Please.
00:44:15Please.
00:44:16Oh.
00:44:16Please.
00:44:16Oh.
00:44:27Yeah, sure.
00:44:29No, come on.
00:44:29You said that making love to me was like the ethereal union of lost souls?
00:44:34That it was.
00:44:35What?
00:44:36I mean lost souls, yeah.
00:44:39What are you doing?
00:44:42Dry hair's for squids.
00:44:44Let's get out of here.
00:44:45Oh.
00:44:45Can you have to get it?
00:44:47I mean, every day.
00:44:53Oh, baby.
00:44:55So cute.
00:44:56No.
00:44:57I want four.
00:44:59Oh, why four?
00:45:00You have to be with a man to have a kid, Mellie.
00:45:03Okay.
00:45:03Not in this day and age.
00:45:05What?
00:45:06I did that.
00:45:07I went on a date like two months ago, guys.
00:45:10Oh, my God.
00:45:11Hey, Santa, are you listening?
00:45:13Oh, God.
00:45:15What's wrong with me?
00:45:16See, everyone.
00:45:17What's wrong with me?
00:45:20What's wrong with me?
00:45:23He's a trancer.
00:45:24Oh.
00:45:25What?
00:45:26Oh, shit.
00:45:29Oh, shit.
00:45:34Oh, shit.
00:45:35I shot Santa Claus.
00:45:36This is why I'm a Jew.
00:45:38So, toys aren't coming this year?
00:45:40Welcome to the Twins of the Jack Death.
00:45:43Oh, you guys, I've been too long without my phone.
00:45:46I don't think I can watch movies without it anymore.
00:45:48Same.
00:45:51Okay.
00:45:51Okay, well, maybe one of us could go get it.
00:45:56One hundred percent.
00:45:59Oh.
00:46:00Please.
00:46:01Oh, okay.
00:46:02I don't know what you think about it.
00:46:03Fine, I will go look.
00:46:10We're Jewish.
00:46:12Yes, bitch.
00:46:13We do Shabbat in my house all the time.
00:46:37I can't believe this movie's in color.
00:46:42Yeah, I thought it was the 90s, like they only had radio.
00:46:45Guys, I can't find her phones anywhere.
00:46:48What?
00:46:49I looked everywhere.
00:46:50They're not here.
00:46:51What the fuck?
00:46:52Okay, is Tina fucking with us?
00:46:54No, what?
00:46:54Do you not fuck with us?
00:46:56I mean, I don't know.
00:46:57Okay, well, where is she?
00:46:59It's pitch black out.
00:47:00Okay, why don't I go outside and look for her?
00:47:03All right.
00:47:03You do that.
00:47:04I do it for you.
00:47:06Okay, wish me luck.
00:47:08Okay, luck.
00:47:09Be safe.
00:47:10Thanks.
00:47:12I mean, she's been running for like 18 hours.
00:47:15She's just really healthy.
00:47:19Tina!
00:47:20Tina?
00:47:24Tina?
00:47:31Tina?
00:47:33Where is she?
00:47:39Tina?
00:47:40Are you here?
00:47:42Yes.
00:47:51Nelly?
00:47:52Nelly?
00:47:52Nelly?
00:47:52Oh, my God.
00:47:59Nelly?
00:48:00Nelly?
00:48:01Nelly?
00:48:02What's wrong?
00:48:03Nelly, honey, what's wrong?
00:48:08Nelly!
00:48:09Nelly!
00:48:09Come on, Nelly!
00:48:12Oh, fuck.
00:48:34Okay, we need to get the fuck out of here now.
00:48:38Girls, there is a fucking serial killer outside, okay?
00:48:42We need to go, we need to get in the car, get the fuck out of here.
00:48:45Tina, what the fuck is happening?
00:48:51Oh, God, I should...
00:48:54Okay.
00:48:55Alright, listen, where are the keys?
00:48:57We need to get the keys, get in the car, get the fuck out of here.
00:49:00You didn't see?
00:49:01See what?
00:49:02The keys were out there, broken next to our phones.
00:49:06Oh, there's so much blood.
00:49:09Okay, this is what we're going to do.
00:49:11We need to arm ourselves, okay?
00:49:13Look, I know what we saw out there was fucked up, but we can talk about that later, alright?
00:49:17But there's a real fucking serial killer out there.
00:49:22We're trapped.
00:49:24So we need to find shit and arm ourselves, okay?
00:49:26Let's go.
00:49:27Okay.
00:49:28Yeah, come on.
00:49:29Okay.
00:49:29Okay.
00:49:31Okay.
00:49:40All right, we got this.
00:49:43Yes, we do.
00:49:45Honestly, I don't think that I can.
00:49:50I mean, you're a Virgo and you're a Capricorn.
00:49:53And of course you guys are going to make it.
00:49:55I'm a fucking Pisces.
00:49:58I just want to go home or to the beach or something.
00:50:01I just...
00:50:02God.
00:50:05I'm a model.
00:50:06I am too pretty to die.
00:50:08Look, nobody is dying, okay?
00:50:10Haley's right.
00:50:11We're going to get through this together.
00:50:13I just don't understand.
00:50:14I drew the four of cups.
00:50:16It was supposed to be life-changing, not life-ending.
00:50:18The manifestation isn't working and I'm...
00:50:20Haley!
00:50:21Shut the fuck up about the goddamn manifestation bullshit.
00:50:25Do you see the situation we're in right now?
00:50:27There's a fucking serial killer outside.
00:50:29I need you to drop the fuck in, okay?
00:50:32No manifestation is fucking us right now.
00:50:35Okay?
00:50:37We're going to be okay.
00:50:40Promise?
00:50:41I promise.
00:51:01We're going to be okay.
00:51:25What the fuck?
00:51:30What the fuck?
00:51:31What is that?
00:51:32Oh, God.
00:51:35Oh, what is that?
00:51:38Oh.
00:51:39What the fuck?
00:51:42Oh.
00:51:48Oh, no, no. Fuck, fuck, fuck. I have a runway next to me.
00:51:56Oh, no, no. Fuck, fuck, fuck.
00:52:06Oh, God.
00:52:23Oh, no, no.
00:52:29Oh, no, no, no.
00:52:43Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:52:48Oh, no, no, no.
00:53:10God.
00:53:11I don't think I've ever gone this long without my phone in my life.
00:53:15Oh my god. I know.
00:53:17I can't believe we're dealing with this right now.
00:53:20Like, what the fuck?
00:53:22I think that we should stick together.
00:53:23Find a main highway and just wave a car down.
00:53:26Someone will help us.
00:53:27No!
00:53:28Are you kidding me? We're not going outside.
00:53:31Seriously, the killer could be literally outside the door.
00:53:34It's better if we stay inside.
00:53:36That way we know we're safe.
00:53:37Actually, I think she's right.
00:53:40I'm just saying, if we stick together, like you said,
00:53:42then we might actually have a shot.
00:53:47It's three against one.
00:53:49Yeah.
00:53:50Give me your hands.
00:53:51No.
00:53:52Give me your hands.
00:53:53No.
00:53:54It's better with three. You know it's better with three.
00:53:55No.
00:53:56No.
00:53:56I'm going to manifest our safety.
00:53:58We're not doing it.
00:53:59No.
00:54:01Fine. I'll manifest it alone.
00:54:21Do you think that's the serial killer? Some crazy fucked up psychopath?
00:54:27I don't know.
00:54:29I think it was a coyote.
00:54:31Oh my god. Thank god.
00:54:34Okay, and why is that a good thing?
00:54:37It's a coyote.
00:54:39They're a spiritual animal. That means it's a good omen.
00:54:42Oh my god.
00:54:43Can you stop with this shit already?
00:54:45Seriously, you have to knock this shit off.
00:54:47No more rituals, manifestations, beat root chakras up your ass is going to save us right now.
00:54:52Get in the game.
00:54:54Jesus.
00:54:55You don't know that.
00:54:57Oh my god.
00:54:58Okay, look, I'm sorry.
00:54:59I didn't mean that.
00:54:59Look, I'm scared.
00:55:01I'm angry.
00:55:02I'm starving.
00:55:05I'm sorry.
00:55:08It's fine.
00:55:10I get it.
00:55:12I mean, maybe you're right.
00:55:15I don't know. If I had my phone, I could check JotGPT and then I could get us out of
00:55:19the situation.
00:55:20I know.
00:55:23It's him!
00:55:24It's the killer!
00:55:25Okay, nobody in here.
00:55:27Shh, shh, shh.
00:55:28Whatever it is out there, if it comes in, we're gonna have to fight it together, okay?
00:55:33We can do it.
00:55:34Okay.
00:55:35Hello, ladies?
00:55:38Anybody home?
00:55:40What?
00:55:42Girls?
00:55:44It's Judith Dixon.
00:55:46Oh my god.
00:55:47No!
00:55:48Sit down.
00:55:49Why?
00:55:50She could be the fucking killer.
00:55:52Oh my god.
00:55:54Yoo-hoo!
00:55:55Ladies?
00:55:56Hey, I brought you some towels like I said and I made you some cookies too.
00:56:02Oh shit.
00:56:04They could be poisoned.
00:56:05Are they vegan?
00:56:07Come on.
00:56:08What?
00:56:08I'm just asking.
00:56:09You're not eating that shit.
00:56:11Okay, go look.
00:56:12Go look.
00:56:12Me?
00:56:13Yeah, go.
00:56:14Just go eat them.
00:56:15You want the cookie?
00:56:16Come on, come on.
00:56:17You're fine.
00:56:18Just check.
00:56:18Okay, fine.
00:56:19Okay, fine.
00:56:20Okay, fine.
00:56:41I see.
00:56:44How's she doing?
00:56:47Standing?
00:56:48Okay.
00:56:50Okay.
00:56:51Well, I'll just leave them out here by the door then.
00:56:59Okay.
00:56:59Well, hope everything's okay in there.
00:57:06Is she leaving?
00:57:08Bye, Murray.
00:57:10She's leaving.
00:57:10She's going to the front.
00:57:11Go to the front.
00:57:12Go to the front.
00:57:13Okay.
00:57:19She could be her only way out of here.
00:57:21Yeah, we're the fucking killer.
00:57:30What is that?
00:57:31What the fuck is that?
00:57:32What is that?
00:57:44Look, asshole.
00:57:46I've been through too much shit in my life.
00:57:50You do not scare me.
00:57:52I'm not afraid of you.
00:57:56Go ahead, girl.
00:57:58Tell him, Judith.
00:57:59You are my friends.
00:58:01My guests.
00:58:02You're going to have to go through me.
00:58:06What the fuck?
00:58:07I can't stand them.
00:58:10Go back in the dumps of hell where you came from.
00:58:15Fuck!
00:58:28Yeah, most likely you are going to see you be close.
00:58:31Leave this way for realacking.
00:58:38What the fuck?
00:58:38No! No! No! No!
00:58:45No! No! No!
00:59:00Oh my god!
00:59:08Oh my god, oh my god, I think I'm going to be sick.
00:59:13What's that, a wolf?
00:59:17Wolves don't stand on two feet.
00:59:21I think I was a werewolf.
00:59:23A what? Are you insane?
00:59:25I don't have to think about it.
00:59:27The moon, the howling, the alpha.
00:59:29Guys.
00:59:30Guys, it's okay if you have to vomit, just do it.
00:59:34No.
00:59:36Where's Nikki?
00:59:37How the fuck has she not woken up from all this?
00:59:41We have to check on her.
00:59:43No, where you fucking can see, we're not going outside right now.
00:59:46Did you see the way they ran off?
00:59:48She's our friend, we can't just leave her out there.
00:59:51I agree.
00:59:54Okay, then we all go together.
00:59:59Okay.
00:59:59Okay.
01:00:18Babe?
01:00:21Nikki?
01:00:21Are you in there?
01:00:22We need to talk.
01:00:25Oh, thank god.
01:00:26That sounded weird.
01:00:29I will not come in.
01:00:31Oh, she's really sick.
01:00:33Yeah, she's not feeling well.
01:00:34Maybe we just don't tell her right now.
01:00:35Nikki?
01:00:37We really need to talk to you.
01:00:38We know you're not feeling well, but it's important.
01:00:40Go away.
01:00:42Go away.
01:00:43What the hell?
01:00:44Okay, Nikki?
01:00:45Seriously, I need you to open the door.
01:00:48If you don't open it, I'm going to pop the lock.
01:00:50Go away.
01:00:52I warned you.
01:00:54I warned you.
01:00:54All right, bitch.
01:01:00Oh my god, get the way back!
01:01:02Get the way back!
01:01:03Oh my god, you got it!
01:01:04Holy shit!
01:01:05Can you help me with this?
01:01:07I can't help those doors.
01:01:19Wait, I can't tell if she's pushing anymore.
01:01:22I don't think so.
01:01:24Oh my god, is there a door out from her room?
01:01:26Run, please, no.
01:01:27No, I hope not.
01:01:29Can we check?
01:01:30No, bitch, are you crazy?
01:01:31There's a fucking monster out here.
01:01:33Yes!
01:01:33We should.
01:01:34We need to know if she's in there.
01:01:36Okay, I'll peek in.
01:01:37Are you fucking insane?
01:01:39Good luck, Raven.
01:01:50She's just...
01:01:51No!
01:02:16Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!
01:02:19Oh, it hurts so bad!
01:02:20All right, go get a first aid kit, now!
01:02:24Am I dying?
01:02:25It's bleeding so much!
01:02:26No, you're not gonna die.
01:02:28Bitch, go!
01:02:28Okay!
01:02:31Okay, I'm gonna just...
01:02:32I'm just gonna lift it up a little bit
01:02:34so I put the blood chips down, okay?
01:02:36I'm gonna turn into a fucking monster!
01:02:38I'm gonna start growing hair on my face!
01:02:40No, no, no, no, you're not.
01:02:41I will not let that happen.
01:02:42It's gonna be okay.
01:02:43Don't even think about that right now.
01:02:44I can't believe this is happening.
01:02:46I've got you, I'm gonna take care of you, okay?
01:02:47We're gonna go to the hospital,
01:02:49I just gotta get that old bitch the keys.
01:02:50No, I can't go to the hospital,
01:02:51it's gonna cost too much.
01:02:53No, fuck money, I'm gonna cover it,
01:02:54don't worry about it.
01:02:55Okay, okay.
01:02:57Bitch, what the fuck even is this?
01:03:01I couldn't find a first aid yet,
01:03:02but I found my lavender hand sanitizer spray.
01:03:04I really am, I'm gonna die.
01:03:05I'm sorry.
01:03:06I'm gonna cut you, okay?
01:03:08This is gonna sting a bit.
01:03:09Okay.
01:03:11I know, I know.
01:03:13Nellie!
01:03:15It's okay, it's okay.
01:03:21Nellie?
01:03:23Did she pass out?
01:03:27Nellie?
01:03:29What's happening?
01:03:33What, babe?
01:03:34I'm turning.
01:03:36Oh my god!
01:03:38I actually did it.
01:03:40What?
01:03:46I can save you.
01:03:48What do you mean?
01:03:57I'm gonna turn into one of them soon.
01:04:00I can go out and distract it
01:04:02and you guys can make a run
01:04:03for Judith's car.
01:04:04No!
01:04:05No, we can't just leave you!
01:04:08Everything is gonna be fine, okay?
01:04:09We just, we just need to wait
01:04:11until the sun comes up.
01:04:13No, you're gonna have to.
01:04:14I'm gonna turn into
01:04:16what Nikki was soon
01:04:17and you saw what she did to me.
01:04:19I can't do that to you.
01:04:21No.
01:04:21No, no, no.
01:04:22We're not gonna leave you here.
01:04:25I'll be okay.
01:04:27I can just feel it.
01:04:29Are you sure?
01:04:31Yeah.
01:04:32I'm gonna be fine.
01:04:33I just, I just want you two
01:04:35to get out of here.
01:04:37We're gonna come back for you.
01:04:42Give me that pen.
01:04:43What?
01:04:44Why?
01:04:45Because it can kill werewolves.
01:04:48I thought that was garlic.
01:04:49That's vampires, you dumb bitch.
01:04:52Okay, fine.
01:05:01Give it.
01:05:05I also have colloidal silver spray.
01:05:07Normally we'll use it for healing, but...
01:05:09I'll take it.
01:05:10Okay.
01:05:12Okay, I'm gonna run out there first
01:05:14and then I'm gonna distract them
01:05:15and then you guys make your break
01:05:16for the car, got it?
01:05:18Got it.
01:05:20I love you guys.
01:05:22I'll be fine.
01:05:23Don't worry about me.
01:05:24Okay.
01:05:26Thank you so much.
01:05:42God, she's so brave.
01:05:54I'm here.
01:06:00I'm here.
01:06:01Come and get me.
01:06:08Is this what you want?
01:06:12Come and get me.
01:06:19I'm here.
01:06:21I'm here.
01:06:21Hello?
01:06:24Come and get me.
01:06:28Hello?
01:06:32I'm here.
01:06:34Come and get me.
01:06:36Hello?
01:06:43Oh, my God.
01:06:55Oh, my God.
01:06:59Hey.
01:07:05Oh, my God.
01:07:07Oh, my God.
01:07:08Hey!
01:07:09Whoa!
01:07:13Ah!
01:07:19Shit!
01:07:25Ah!
01:07:26Ah!
01:07:27Ah!
01:07:29Ah!
01:07:43Noo!
01:07:47Noo!
01:07:50Noo!
01:07:51AAAAAAAAAAA!
01:07:52Superchip, Superchip!
01:07:53Superchip!
01:07:55Oh my god!
01:07:57I've got to sleep!
01:07:59Whoa, please!
01:08:02Oh!
01:08:02No!
01:08:03Argh!
01:08:07No! No!
01:08:15No!
01:08:18No! No!
01:08:22That you had a fuck!
01:08:38oh
01:08:53No!
01:08:55No!
01:09:00Go away!
01:09:46Ah, you werewolves, fuck!
01:10:15Ah, you werewolves, fuck!
01:10:23Ah, you werewolves, fuck!
01:10:55Ah, you werewolves, fuck!
01:10:57Ah, you werewolves, fuck!
01:11:00Ah, you werewolves, fuck!
01:11:29Ah, you werewolves, fuck!
01:11:31Ah, you werewolves, fuck!
01:11:33Ah, you werewolves, fuck!
01:11:38Ah, you werewolves, fuck!
01:11:38Ah, you werewolves, fuck!
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