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The Chaotic Brass Teapot CEO & Sweet Love Web Series
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00:00I swear, I just money would literally fall from the sky right now.
00:13Listen to me, Mae.
00:14If we don't find $1,200 by tomorrow, we'll be living in a cardboard box.
00:18And knowing our luck, it won't even be an Amazon Prime box.
00:20I told you buying that fake Gucci bag was a bad investment.
00:26It's an investment piece, Mae. It projects wealth.
00:30Which is exactly what you didn't do when you bought this piece of junk.
00:33It was $3. It looked lonely.
00:37I just wanted to clean it up and maybe put some cheap daisies in it.
00:42I gotta go make back that dollar.
00:52Ouch! Great! Now I have Tefanis!
00:55I swear, I just money would literally fall from the sky right now
00:58so we could pay the damn rent.
01:09You kissed a dirty pot and made $50?
01:12Honey, I've kissed worse for a lot less.
01:13Let me try.
01:19Error. Your lip gloss contains cheap petroleum. Access denied.
01:23Did that thrift store trash can just fat shame my makeup?
01:25Chloe, we have a possessed teapot.
01:27It talks and it brought us dirty laundromat money.
01:46Oh yeah, Brenda, you're so much better than my wife.
01:49Her me love tastes like sadness.
01:55Look at him.
01:58Trust fun baby.
02:00If we could just pawn his watch,
02:01we'd eat sushi instead of...
02:04whatever the spongy substance is.
02:06Mae, use the pot.
02:08Make him leave us alone.
02:09Or better yet,
02:10make him our sugar daddy.
02:19No! The pot is evil!
02:21Every time it grants a wish,
02:22it ruins someone's lives!
02:23Teapot.
02:24Just kiss it and tell it to make Chase obey us.
02:27Do it,
02:27or I'll tell everyone you still sleep with a nightlight.
02:31I wish Chase would stop acting so high and mighty
02:33and just be obsessed with me like a loyal dog.
02:38See?
02:39The battery must be dead.
02:41Okay, folks,
02:42brace yourselves.
02:43We're about to spill the chaotic truth.
02:52Just be obsessed with me like a loyal dog.
02:58My queen,
02:59your presence makes my heart pant.
03:01Let me prove my devotion.
03:05And the real fun is just beginning.
03:10Make him stop!
03:11He's taking off his Rolex.
03:14Don't interrupt magic, Mae.
03:15Catch the watch.
03:16Ha ha ha ha,
03:17LL,
03:18what a bunch of cluteless humans.
03:19Enjoy your moment of shame.
03:41Just one normal wish.
03:43No stripping,
03:44no divorces.
03:45I just wish for a perfect score on my calculus final tomorrow.
03:48Please.
03:57It's made.
03:57Your final exam.
03:59The answers are mathematically flawless.
04:00A perfect score.
04:01Oh,
04:02thank God.
04:02I studied really hard.
04:03However,
04:04your proofs are highly inappropriate.
04:06For instance,
04:07question four.
04:07You didn't use the Taylor series.
04:09Instead,
04:10you wrote,
04:10Professor,
04:11your eyes are two infinite limits
04:13and my love for you
04:14is a function that constantly approaches infinity.
04:18Oh no.
04:19I got tricked by this teapot again.
04:25And question seven.
04:26Miss May,
04:27your eyes are two infinite limits
04:29is not a math equation.
04:42It's a new theory?
04:45I am a happily married man,
04:47Miss May.
04:47I don't know what kind of twisted game
04:49you are playing,
04:50but this is academic harassment.
04:58Correction to public record.
05:00May's heart does not belong to Professor Miller.
05:02May's heart solely belongs to the man in the Spongebob underwear.
05:09Repeating for clarity,
05:11the Spongebob underwear man.
05:19May,
05:19did you post a yell review
05:21for the local pharmacy saying,
05:24thanks for the discount
05:25on extra absorbent pads
05:27because my life is a bloody mess.
05:29What?
05:30No,
05:30I haven't touched my phone since Tuesday.
05:33You are welcome.
05:34I have successfully integrated
05:36into your local network
05:37to optimize your pathetic digital footprint.
05:39Also,
05:40I have subscribed you
05:40to a How to Flirt for Dummies
05:42daily newsletter.
05:43You want a teapot?
05:43You brew leaves.
05:44Stop hacking my life.
05:45Alert.
05:45May has been single for 730 days.
05:51Her serotonin levels
05:52are dangerously low.
05:54Should I order a robotic companion?
05:56Standard shipping is free.
05:57Listen here,
05:58you judgmental hunk of junk.
05:59We don't need a robotic boyfriend.
06:01Only if it pays rent,
06:02tin can.
06:03Otherwise,
06:03shut your spouse.
06:05Disrespect noted.
06:06Initiating financial retaliation.
06:08Financial retaliation?
06:10What are you going to do?
06:10Cancel my Netflix?
06:11We use May's mom's account anyway.
06:14My bank account!
06:17We only had $20 left.
06:19Where did it go?
06:20I have invested
06:20your remaining $20
06:21into a highly volatile
06:22meme cryptocurrency
06:23called Dogecoin Pro Max.
06:25Current value,
06:26$0.03.
06:27Have a nice day.
06:28What the fuck?
06:35What the fuck?
06:36What the fuck?
06:37What the fuck?
06:37What the fuck?
06:38What the fuck?
06:38What the fuck?
06:39What the fuck?
06:40What the fuck?
06:44I ran into Professor Miller today
06:46and he practically ran away from me.
06:48I've never been so embarrassed in my life.
06:51Embarrassment energy absorbed.
06:53Battery level 1%.
06:55So you being pathetic
06:56is literally its power source?
06:57We have to pay $12 for rent tomorrow.
06:59We just need to publicly humiliate you
07:01to fully charge it
07:01and then we make a massive whip.
07:04Come on, it's not even that bad.
07:06Just do a little silly dance right here
07:08in the open.
07:09Nothing crazy,
07:10just some goofy moves
07:10to crank up the embarrassment.
07:12A dance out in public?
07:13Are you insane?
07:14Everyone will stare and laugh at me.
07:15That's exactly what we need.
07:17The more awkward and cringy your dance is,
07:19the faster this teapot charges.
07:21Think about the rent, May.
07:22One tiny humiliating dance
07:25and all our money problems disappear.
07:29No, absolutely not.
07:31I am already the campus joke.
07:41I am not singing W.O.P. at the poetry slam.
07:44These people are crying over Robert Forst.
07:47Rent is $1,200, May.
07:49Grab the mic and shake it
07:50or we are sleeping on the street.
07:54Yeah, you messing with some.
07:56Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you with some.
08:00Yeah, you with some.
08:01Give me everything you've got for this.
08:17Fine, whatever.
08:18I'm throwing all my dignity out the window.
08:20Let's just get this over with.
08:21Sing this dumb song,
08:22wrap up this cringy mess
08:24and never speak of this humiliating disaster ever again.
08:29Um, um,
08:31Stop this!
08:33Don't think you can attract my attention
08:35with this cheap trick!
08:37Battery 100% charged.
08:40Ready to ruin more lives.
08:50Miss Bueller.
08:59Uh, hello?
09:00What even is this vibe?
09:12What?
09:13Can't understand it?
09:14I pulled my family's school board privileges
09:16and had this run-down corridor sealed off.
09:18From now on,
09:19this place is only for me and my friends.
09:21Reserve for tasting premium truffle pasta.
09:24People like you who are down and out
09:25don't even deserve to set foot in here.
09:28Look at him.
09:28He bought the entire pasta station
09:30just to watch us starve.
09:31I say we throw the teapot
09:32at his perfectly galled head.
09:34Are you crazy?
09:35If it gets mad,
09:36it might turn all the pasta into live snakes.
09:38Well, well.
09:39If it isn't the charity cases.
09:41Enjoying the view of a balanced,
09:42non-subsidized meal?
09:43Enjoying your daddy's money, Chase?
09:45Careful.
09:45Too much truffle makes you impotent.
09:51What is this?
09:53Where's my Wellington?
09:54Who authorized this vegan nightmare?
09:57Swipe it.
09:58Buy the whole kitchen.
09:59Declined.
10:00Balance zero.
10:02Your meal plan has been permanently converted
10:04to the detox kale cleanest.
10:06Enjoy your leafy prison.
10:11You think you can outsmart my trust fund?
10:14Trust fund detected.
10:16Intelligence not found.
10:24This is like a salad for a giant.
10:27This is like a joke.
10:31Oh.
10:32At least this dish is free.
10:47This teapot, it talks,
10:48and it brought us dirty laundromat money.
10:49I am a happily married man.
10:51And just be obsessed with me like a loyal dog.
10:54My queen,
10:55your presence makes my heart pant.
10:56Let me prove my devotion.
11:01Babe, I've got another new way to make money.
11:04We could...
11:05I have something to attend to.
11:06I'll be back soon,
11:07and we'll discuss this idea.
11:09Zero patience,
11:10zero listening skills,
11:12only full speed escape mode.
11:14I need it to navigate for me.
11:22Doctor, I can't sleep.
11:24My appliance judges my romantic life,
11:26and my roommate is trying to monetize my trauma.
11:28I feel like I'm losing my mind.
11:31May, we often project our internal chaos
11:34onto inanimate objects.
11:36Tell me about this appliance.
11:38Doctor, the human mind is a fragile algorithm.
11:41May's serotonin levels are depleted
11:43due to socioeconomic anxiety
11:45and a severe lack of physical touch.
11:47I am merely a mirror reflecting her existential dread.
11:52Fascinating.
11:53It uses sarcasm to deflect human trauma.
11:55Are you looking for seed funding?
11:56No, I'm looking for anti-depressions.
11:58This is revolutionary.
11:59A tangible hardware interface
12:01with an aggressive, empathetic L.E.M.G.
12:03It's a disruptive technology.
12:04It's a paradigm shift.
12:05It's the ultimate Silicon Valley disrupt.
12:07This is the future of mental health.
12:10No, you don't understand.
12:11It's actually magic, and it hates me.
12:13We launch in beta next month.
12:20Call your lawyer.
12:28What?
12:29No way.
12:30Is this really $10,000?
12:32Did we just hit random free money out of nowhere?
12:34Some lunatic doctor won't stop rambling about fundraising and deals.
12:37All he really wants is our weird AI top it.
12:39Oh!
12:42$10,000 ready to pay a year's rent
12:45and buy those red-soled heels I've been eyeing all year.
12:49Hard times are finally over.
12:51We're getting out of this rat-incested hellhole
12:53and moving into a place with a private bathroom!
12:55I just hope the bank accepts a check written to do the sarcastic pot LLC.
13:08We're getting out of this rat-incested hellhole.
13:21Hey, Chloe! Oh, we need this gold scratching pod! Why does an AI need a gold scratching pod?
13:27To sharpen my algorithms, she can withems.
13:33I'm gonna melt this down and sell it to a pawn shop!
13:43Whoa, hold up! Look on the bright side, it's a gold cat tower!
13:46Even if it's fake gold, it's still fancy!
13:48Gold-plated my ass! I'll melt this overhyped magic teapot into scrap-in!
13:56One on earth just went crashing down!
14:00I swear I'm gonna melt this petty evil golden teapot down to scrap metal!
14:05Calculated structural integrity failed.
14:08Current debt status severe. Have a nice day.
14:15Can you believe this? We had a $10,000 check, and this thing turned it into a giant golden cat
14:22-mater!
14:23And don't even get me started! It crashed right through our rental apartment floor!
14:28Now we're stuck paying for the damages!
14:31Why me? Why do I always end up being the one dragged into your disaster mess?
14:35Look at this headscarf! It reeks of curry! I look like a runaway gypsy fortune teller who got lost on
14:39campus!
14:40Shut it right now, you useless, limbless little kettle!
14:42Hey, we gotta pay the rent and the floor repair bill!
14:44You and this chaotic teapot are officially open for fortune-telling business right here by the fountain!
14:48Relax, I'm great at reading fortunes. With that curry scented headstuff, you've got the full mysterious vibe down perfectly.
14:54Mysterious? I look like I just wandered out of a street food market!
14:57If anyone I know sees me, I'm never showing my face on campus again!
15:00Quit complaining! Fortune teller! $5 a reading!
15:03Come one, come all! Discover your future, expose your past!
15:07Only 50 bucks a question! Cheaper than therapy, more accurate than a pregnancy test?
15:13Will my boyfriend marry me?
15:18Just this once, do it properly.
15:20Okay, okay.
15:23He is currently marrying your sister in Vegas.
15:31Where are you now?
15:33Will I be able to graduate smoothly?
15:35Your thesis advisor is stealing your data!
15:38Uh oh!
15:39How to treat my girlfriend's allergic proposition?
15:42You are not allergic to gluten, you are just pretentious!
15:45What's wrong with you?
15:46Why are you acting so weird?
15:51Next.
15:53Come on, spill my love fortune!
15:54Am I gonna meet my Mr. Right soon?
15:56Yeah, tell us the tea! Don't hold anything back!
15:59Alright, don't say I didn't warn you.
16:02Your boyfriend is hitting it off super well with your best friend right here.
16:06It's not what you think!
16:07This teapot must have glitched out!
16:08Fight all you want! Every word I said is the absolute truth!
16:11Want me to dig up even more details for you two?
16:13You bitch!
16:14You pure green tea bitch!
16:22Hey!
16:23You two!
16:24You're running an illegal gambling defamation ring!
16:27Stop right there!
16:28Run, Mae!
16:36Make us invisible!
16:38Wait!
16:39Wait!
16:42Wait!
16:45Hello?
16:55May!
16:56When I turn back, I'm going to stuff you in a toilet and flush you away!
17:10My back... I swear it's about to snap in half!
17:12This is all your fault!
17:13If you hadn't randomly kissed that teapot, we wouldn't have been stuck as statues for three whole hours!
17:17As soon as I can move again, you're stuck cleaning the toilets!
17:28Well, well, aren't these our famous campus fortune tellers?
17:32What's up?
17:32Just unfrozen from being statues, hiding here to catch a break?
17:36We barely escaped being human statues for three hours, and now we're stuck facing a fancy silver rival teapop?
17:43Our lives are officially one chaotic disaster after another!
17:48What are you even doing carrying a fancy French press around?
17:52I told you I'd find better technology!
17:54Say hello to Bartholomew!
17:55Made of sterling silver, programmed in Oxford!
17:58Ah!
17:59A peasant pot!
18:00I smell rust and desperation!
18:02At least I don't spit out bitter, overpriced bean water, you British snob!
18:07Predictable response from a lower-class receptacle!
18:09Have you considered recycling yourself into a hubcap?
18:12I calculate a 99% probability that your filter is clogged with your own bloated ego-
18:24Get him, Earl! Melt his silver ass!
18:30Expel armum!
18:32Stupid!
18:43Cranium!
18:44And he's完全
18:54It's a dead,
18:55It's a dead,
18:55It's a dead,
19:00It's a dead,
19:01It's a dead,
19:02It's a dead,
19:03It's a dead,
19:04It's a dead man
19:07May?
19:08Chase?!
19:22This is all your fault.
19:24If you hadn't used that stupid French press to target my teapot, we wouldn't be stuck
19:27here and the power wouldn't have gone out.
19:28Don't put all the blame on me.
19:29You're the one who started this with that weird teapot.
19:31I was just trying to fix things.
19:48Hey, open up, open up!
19:52Great, just great.
19:53I am trapped in a metal box that smells like student loans and despair.
19:57Oh, I'm sorry, your excessive wealth is chafing you.
20:00Try wearing a bra bought on clearance at Target, that's real suffocation.
20:03Do you know how much this cashmere sweater costs?
20:06It doesn't breathe.
20:15Did I say too much?
20:22You know, no one's ever said that to me.
20:23They just see the money, the suits, not this.
20:28I get it.
20:29It's like being stuck in a box, right?
20:31You can't even choose what you wear, let alone what you want.
20:35I keep this in case I panic.
20:37My mom gave it to me before she left.
20:39She said sweet things can make hard days easier.
20:42My grandma used to give me this to you, she said it would make hard days lighter.
20:45I still keep one in my pocket even now.
20:46I just, my whole life is mapped out by my father's board, what to study, who to meet, even what
20:50to wear, every choice is made for me.
20:52That French press was supposed to be mine, the one thing I could control.
20:55And my whole life is basically a series of panic attacks interrupted by a possessed teapot.
20:59I work two jobs to pay rents, skip meals to buy textbooks, and just when I think things
21:03might get better, that stupid pot messes everything up.
21:05We're both just trying to survive.
21:07You know, without that psychotic pot, you're almost tolerable.
21:10And without your trust fund, you're just a guy scared of the dark.
21:24Record, abnormal hormone secretion, preparing to execute punishment protocol.
21:31Whoa, easy there, carrying that many old books, you're going to break your back.
21:35Remind me never to let you borrow my textbooks.
21:37Relax, I've carried heavier than this at my bookstore job.
21:40Unlike you, I'm not afraid of a little work.
21:43Oh my god, look at these two, eyes on each other like nobody's business.
21:46Someone's definitely smitten.
21:48Speaking of work, how's the bookstore shift lately?
21:50Still skip meals to finish your assignments?
21:52Not anymore.
21:53I've figured out how to balance work and school.
21:55Thanks for asking.
21:59Oh!
22:01Warning!
22:01Prohibit excessive intimate contact!
22:03Abnormal hormones detected!
22:05Stop talking immediately!
22:07Hey lovebirds, your jealous little teapot is throwing a fit.
22:09Maybe you two should sneak a chat later before it blows up the whole campus.
22:14Aw, how cute.
22:16Even a jealous teapot can't stop true love.
22:19Can't wait to teapot May about this later.
22:20I'm so sorry about this, it's like a jealous toddler.
22:23It's okay.
22:24I'm used to its nonsense.
22:26I gotta go before it causes more trouble.
22:29Yeah, sure.
22:30Text me if it acts off again.
22:31I'll bring the French press to distract it.
22:33Will do.
22:33See you later.
22:34Let's go girl.
22:36Love can't fill your stomach.
22:43I mean, on a veggie go.
22:46Hey May.
22:47I noticed you looked slightly less exhausted today.
22:51Brought you a flat white.
23:00What is wrong with your appliances?
23:03I don't know.
23:03It's been doing this all morning.
23:05Every time I look at a guy, it plays farm animal noises.
23:13I think your AI has a crush on you.
23:17It's a kitchen appliance, Chloe.
23:20Hey, I dated a guy who was legally considered a vegetable puller.
23:25Love is blind.
23:26May.
23:27May.
23:40Stand back, May.
23:41I'm going to crack this brass pinata open.
23:44You can't hit it.
23:45What if it's dead?
23:59Is that you in a corset?
24:01Girl, vintage does not suit your waistline.
24:06Why am I holding a fat orange cat?
24:24Hey!
24:25You should have bought a cat back then, May.
24:30There's no other way.
24:31I only have this teapot.
24:34Hey!
24:44You should have bought a cat back then, May.
24:45There's no other way.
24:45I only have this teapot.
24:52May.
24:52May.
24:52Get yourself and Chloe to the Royal Hotel Conference Room in an hour.
24:55I've arranged a road show for the AI teapot emotional system with Silicon Valley investors.
25:00You two are required to be there.
25:01No exceptions.
25:02We have to go to the Royal Hotel Conference Room in an hour.
25:04There's a road show for the AI companion system with Silicon Valley investors.
25:07We're required to be there.
25:09Are you kidding me?
25:10This thing is completely short silts and he wants us to do a road show for an AI teapot?
25:15He's out of his mind.
25:22Hey, look at how you two hung that poster.
25:24Fix it immediately.
25:25Bring the teapot here immediately.
25:27The investment session is starting and the investors will be here any second.
25:30What do you mean the teapot isn't speaking?
25:31Listen, this is a $5 million deal.
25:33I don't care how you do it.
25:34Just get that teapot ready to go.
25:39What do you mean it's not feeling talkative?
25:41This is a $5 million pitch.
25:43Just tell them it uses blockchain.
25:44I'll tell them it uses unicorn tears if they write a check.
25:50Uh, hi.
25:52Welcome to the future of emotional processing.
25:54This device learns your trauma.
25:57Cut the jargon.
25:58We want a live demo.
25:59Make it insult us.
26:01Please, insult his vest.
26:03Call him a corporate parasite.
26:04Just do something.
26:05You think I don't know what you're after?
26:08Well, I'm simply not doing it.
26:16There he is.
26:27Is the aggressive LMBM mimicking a domestic feline to disarm the user?
26:31brilliant
26:35I'm connecting them
26:53make them stop
26:55magic doesn't have a volume button
27:07it's a commentary on the absurdity of modern tech
27:11improbable ability
27:12it's performance art
27:15forget 5 million
27:16we are adding an extra million
27:18for this avant-garde vision
27:36we are willing to sign this high-value investment contract
27:39and the funds couldn't be placed at any time
27:45but before the official payment is made
27:48there is one pre-wescedent that must be met
27:51hand over the complete source code of that mysterious T-cop
27:55in full authority
27:57without it
27:58all investments will be voided immediately
28:13look
28:14I've hacked into the pentagon's wifi to download anime before
28:17but this hardware is bizarre
28:18it doesn't use python or c
28:20is it some kind of alien tech
28:21or quantum computing
28:25no
28:26this code is just repeating the word meow 10 million times
28:31you're gonna get what's coming to you
28:32it wasn't me
28:33I didn't do anything
28:36then add some zeros and make it look expensive
28:40nobody in silicon valley actually reads code anyway
28:43they just like looking at long complicated strings of letters
29:09why did my 5 million dollars turn into 10 cans of tuna a day?
29:14why did my 5 million dollars turn into 10 cans of tuna a day?
29:26oh my god
29:29all the bad luck just piled up at once
29:50it's all because of this lousy teapot conjuring up those canned tuna
29:54left untouched they went bad straight away and the weird stench just won't fade away
30:12oh no there's a cockroach what do we do?
30:15besides this apartment was already pretty unhygienic to begin with and now it's such a mess you can barely set
30:20foot inside
30:21the school pest control team even noticed it
30:23they showed up unannounced for the sake of our health and safety and sprayed the entire apartment thoroughly to get
30:28rid of the pest
30:38are you two finally fumigating yourselves?
30:41I can lend you a hotel room if you promise not to touch the mini bar
30:44the teapot is still inside what if the chemicals melt its hard driver?
31:02okay they're pretty but they still have six legs and sleep in my cereal
31:06sneezes system error
31:08welcome to studio 54
31:11achoo
31:25did you see that?
31:40he is so handsome what does he see in you?
31:44well auntie chase really appreciates my inner beauty and my academic dedication
31:51right honey?
31:52right
31:52who's come to the house?
31:56who on earth are you?
31:58look at the state you're in!
32:00alright then i...
32:05alright then i'll head out to buy some things to treat you
32:12in that case i ask you
32:16what academic achievements has may attained?
32:27fact
32:28she sleeps with her mouth open and owes twenty thousand dollars
32:38somebody save me
32:39make her stop talking to me
32:41you are a fraud!
33:04what's wrong with this one?
33:07i still have that silver teapot at home
33:10don't worry i'll go back and ask about it
33:14is the family gathering going well?
33:23what's going on? what's wrong here?
33:42it was three dollars
33:44it looked lonely
33:45i just wanted to clean it up and maybe put some cheap daisies in it
33:50talk to me
33:52call me broke
33:53call me pathetic
33:54just say something
33:56tell me i'll never pay off my loans
33:58tell me chase only kissed me for show
34:01just turn on the blue light
34:11battery at one percent
34:14battery
34:16i just wanted
34:18some head scratches
34:31no matter what happens
34:33i will definitely save you
34:36good news
34:37there is an antique dealer who is said to be able to repair anything
34:51this place is absolutely magical
35:07young ladies
35:08what can i do for you?
35:12it's a really long story
35:17please save it
35:22you fools
35:23this is not a toy
35:24it's a vessel holding a spirit that crossed a century to find its anchor
35:29and what did you do?
35:30you drained it for rent money
35:32it needed love
35:33not capitalism
35:34excuse me
35:35capitalism is what keeps a roof over this magic trash can
35:38if it didn't pay rent
35:39we'd be tossing it into the east kailu
35:53if you don't find its obsession before tonight
35:55the soul inside will dissipate forever
35:57no one knows if its obsession is endless bills it can never pay off
36:00or an unsolved mystery left behind a hundred years ago
36:03you all must find the answer before sunset
36:09we only have less than five hours left
36:11this is crazy
36:12how can embarrassment wake up a spirit?
36:14it worked before
36:15the more embarrassing the more power it gives
36:18now shut up and run
36:19please teapot hold on a little longer
36:21we'll save you
36:29all right rich boy
36:30your time to shine
36:32do the magic mic routine
36:33are you insane?
36:34i am not doing the strip cane again
36:36my father's lawyers are still scrubbing the last video from tiktok
36:39take off the pants rich boy or the pot dies
36:42do you want its metallic blood on your perfectly manicured hands?
36:55it's not working
36:56my turn
36:58find my home
37:07why isn't it working?
37:08we've done everything
37:09we've lost all our dignity
37:12it's fading
37:14its light is fading
37:17we're going to lose it
37:34it appears the lower class receptal has run out of steam
37:37i have calculated the energy transfer matrix
37:40take my core
37:40tell the pot its jokes were mildly amazing
37:43bartholomeo no
37:44you'll lose your sentence
37:45you'll just be a coffee maker
37:46a sterling silver coffee maker sir
37:48maintain your standards
37:57you're a good appliance buddy
38:06warning
38:07incompatible energy core
38:08backup power online
38:10communication window
38:12five minutes
38:21the VC firm wants to run a hardware diagnostic right now
38:24grab the asset
38:34NOBODY
38:35NOBODY
38:35know my multi-million dollar retirement plan
38:36get in the trust fund mobile chase
38:38what?
38:39we're doing a heist
38:39the clinic
38:40now move
38:49Are you crazy?
38:51We are stealing tech property.
38:52We can go to federal prison.
38:55No, we are rescuing a 100-year-old cat.
38:58It's animal welfare.
38:59If Penta asks, I'm a hero.
39:12Stop them!
39:15Stop them!
39:45Why did you put me through all this chaos?
39:49You made me a joke!
39:51You ruined my life!
39:53You ruined my life!
39:55Why?
40:09Go and call an ambulance.
40:10Okay.
40:14May!
40:15Teapot.
40:18Okay, I'll go find it right away.
40:21Don't worry.
40:22You'll see it when you wake up.
40:37Teapot.
40:37No.
40:45No.
40:48No.
40:49No.
40:59No.
41:01No.
41:08It's... you.
41:16Sorry, I didn't find a teapot.
41:18May, are you okay?
41:21All is well.
41:35You're so fat.
41:47Is the teapot here?
41:50It's worth a lot!
41:52No, doctor.
41:53It can walk now.
41:55Now, where is our word check?
42:02Gentlemen, what you see on this table is not a biological organism.
42:06It is the Feline 3000, a fully integrated holographic hardware that simulates the arrogant, dismissal nature of a real cat.
42:21It sheds real hair.
42:23The haptic feedback is incredible.
42:30The simulation of Animal Dester is a breakthrough in immersive user experience.
42:36Yes, yes.
42:37We spent millions developing the organic shedding algorithm.
42:46Earl, not the Zen garden.
42:49Yes, and the Lidox feature is hyper-realistic.
42:53It teaches users responsibility through otobactory punishment.
43:13So, no magic ruining the date tonight?
43:19No teapots turning my steak into kale?
43:21No sudden uncontrollable urges to bark?
43:24Nope.
43:24Just my natural social awkwardness.
43:28I'm currently trying to figure out which of these four forks is for the salad and sweating through my silk
43:32dress.
43:33Who's the biggest one?
43:35And if anyone looks at you funny, I'll buy the restaurant and fire them.
43:57So, how's the lobster?
43:59I heard this seaside restaurant's seafood is the best in the city.
44:01It's amazing.
44:03I've never had a meal with such a beautiful view before.
44:06You deserve it.
44:07By the way, Chloe's gone crazy shopping.
44:09She's bought almost half the mall.
44:11Oh God, that's so Chloe.
44:13I told her not to splurge, but she never listens.
44:17Let her have fun.
44:18She's struggled with rent long enough.
44:21After dinner, I'll take you to my estate to wait for her.
44:24Your estate?
44:25Isn't that too fancy?
44:26Just a garden.
44:27I want you to see it.
44:40Sorry, I'm late.
44:42Miner bags, shoes, even a diamond necklace.
44:45This bonus is the best thing ever.
44:47Chloe, you bought enough stuff to last a lifetime.
44:50So what?
44:51We're rich now.
44:52No more rent.
44:53No more discounted cereal.
44:55We can buy a big house with a garden.
44:59We can afford a house like this easily with the bonus.
45:02It's beautiful, but too quiet.
45:04I miss our small apartment.
45:05It's cramped, but lively.
45:07Are you kidding?
45:08This is luxury.
45:09Why miss that shabby apartment?
45:10It's real.
45:11This sudden wealth is missing something.
45:13Fine, whatever.
45:14Let's go back.
45:15I have a surprise.
45:21Ta-da!
45:22A pure gold toilet.
45:24Isn't it amazing?
45:25A gold toilet for our small apartment?
45:28Of course.
45:28We're rich.
45:29We deserve the best.
45:31Oh no!
45:33What happened?
45:34I told you it's too heavy.
45:36You're in trouble.
45:42What's going on?
45:43A gold toilet?
45:44It broke the floor and sewer.
45:46You have to pay for repairs.
45:48Relax.
45:48We're going to be rich.
45:49We can afford it.
45:54Then let's buy this small apartment.
45:58Buy this apartment?
45:59What about our big house and garden?
46:14What about our big house and garden?
46:22May, Chloe.
46:23What's wrong with you two?
46:25The smell of this cat's waste is terrible.
46:28It's drifting to the hallway.
46:29Oh, come on.
46:30We clean the litter box every day.
46:31It's not that bad.
46:33I'm sorry, Auntie.
46:35We'll clean it more frequently later.
46:37It's not just the smell.
46:39I'm allergic to cat hair.
46:40Every time I pass your door, I sneeze nonstop.
46:43You two...
46:51Oh, what a lovely little guy.
46:53I can't be mad at you.
46:55Wait, let me help you clean up.
46:57This cat hair and litter box are not good for the cat.
47:00Auntie, you don't have to...
47:01It's okay.
47:01I'm free anyway.
47:02This little guy is so cute.
47:03I can't hear to see him live in a messy place.
47:10Wait, did that cat just spit out a gold coin?
47:14It's the magic from the teapot.
47:16Even if it can't talk, it can still bring us good luck when it's happy and well-treated.
47:21This place feels more like a home, don't you think?
47:24We even have such a kind housekeeper, Mom.
47:27You little girl, you know how to talk.
47:30Then do we only have this hard, shabby sofa left now?
47:34Your new sofa is right here.
47:37I have a good idea.
47:53Chloe, what's your good idea?
47:55You've been grinning for ten minutes.
47:56I'm also curious.
47:58It must be interest rest.
48:00I have a good idea.
48:01We'll turn this apartment into a cat mansion and take in all the stray cats on the street.
48:05I can come every day to help take care of the cats.
48:08I've fallen in love with these little guys.
48:10I love it too.
48:11These stray cats deserve a warm home and this apartment is perfect.
48:14Now let's get started.
48:15We'll use the gold coins Earl's Pinstout to renovate,
48:18keep whiter sample and plain,
48:19and make the inside warm and exquisite.
48:21This is always like Starkwood when their Chloe could be Issa and Teele on its digits.
48:38What's wrong?
48:39Are you worried about the smell?
48:40A little.
48:41The cats are cute, but the smell is a bit annoying.
48:43We need something to neutralize it.
48:45I already have a plan.
48:47Let's expand a small candy house next to the living room,
48:49full of flowers and candies.
48:51It will not only neutralize the smell,
48:53but also be a healing corner for us.
49:01Just like when we first met.
49:03At that time, we were trapped in the elevator
49:05and life was full of embarrassment and quitterner.
49:07You handed me this tongal and told me that when life coot,
49:09you cheated grandma taught you.
49:11Turns out that all you do for Chan, Jean, in the elevator
49:13and started us building our scene to each other in Singchushan.
49:16Okay, you two, stop being mushy.
49:18The cats are hungry and the candies are going to be eaten by the cats.
49:21If you don't put them away.
49:23You kids, you're all so warm.
49:26This place is not just a cat mansion, but a real home for all of Unshan.
49:31We used to chase big houses and big gardens, thinking that was happiness.
49:37But in the end, we found that happiness is not about how much money we have,
49:42but about having people we love,
49:45little guys who depend on us and a warm corner that belongs to us.
49:49This is the secret of Earl, and also the secret of happiness.
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