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Off Campus - Episode 4 Asian Series En Sub
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00:06Did you just say, you want me to give you a...
00:12Orgasm?
00:12Yeah.
00:13God, why is it so hard for boys to say orgasm?
00:15It's not hard for me to say orgasm.
00:17I can say orgasm.
00:19Orgasm.
00:20See?
00:21Just, are you still drunk?
00:23OK, yeah.
00:25Let's do this.
00:26Uh, I'm gonna tell you something really heavy, and you're gonna want to dwell on it, but
00:33you shouldn't.
00:33I'm just telling you the bad stuff so that you can understand my request.
00:38OK?
00:39It's just a means to an end.
00:41OK?
00:43A means to an end.
00:46Got it.
00:50I was raped.
00:53Wow, OK, there's really no way to make that seem less heavy than it is.
00:58Uh...
00:58It happened in high school.
01:00I was drugged at a party.
01:02That's why I don't like drinking in public.
01:04Oh, shit.
01:04No, no.
01:05See, what you're doing right now is dwelling.
01:08And I need you to just breeze past this part, OK?
01:10Focus up.
01:10Graham, are you breezing?
01:11Uh, yeah.
01:12I'm breezing.
01:13I'm breezing.
01:13OK.
01:13I'm fine.
01:14Really.
01:14I'm OK.
01:16I had a lovely therapist.
01:17Her name was Carol.
01:18She had these mismatched mugs and a really extensive tea collection.
01:22Uh, she helped me understand that the rape doesn't define me.
01:28Even though I firmly put this behind me, I still can't seem to, you know, orgasm with a guy.
01:36I mean, on my own, sure, fine.
01:37Fireworks.
01:38But, uh, yeah, not with someone else.
01:41Um, and things are going really well with Justin.
01:46He texted me saying that his roommates will be gone later.
01:49Um, and we all know what that means.
01:53I'm just really nervous about hooking up with him.
01:56I want to be ready.
01:57So I was thinking if I can finish with someone, you know, lower stakes first.
02:03Lower stakes?
02:04A friend.
02:05That I'd feel more prepared for Justin.
02:09So.
02:12Yeah.
02:12Wow.
02:13What do you think?
02:18I-
02:19I-
02:19Wow. Okay.
02:20Yeah.
02:20That was a lot. Sorry.
02:21Um, I'm kinda out of practice telling people about this.
02:25No one at Briar knows.
02:28Not even Allie?
02:30Just you.
02:33Wow.
02:35Yeah.
02:36Yeah.
02:36Look.
02:38I promise that I have worked so hard to move past this.
02:42Okay?
02:42I'm not fragile.
02:43I don't need your pity.
02:45I don't need you to be my therapist.
02:46I just need you to do this one last thing for me.
02:49Okay?
02:50A thing you have done for many, many, many, many women.
02:55You know, it's just-
02:56It means to an end.
02:59Exactly.
03:00Okay.
03:01I'll do it.
03:04R-Really?
03:06You will?
03:06Of course.
03:08You're my friend and you need me.
03:18Did you mean now?
03:19No, no. Not now.
03:21I have class.
03:22Uh-huh.
03:24Um.
03:25Uh, later?
03:27Tonight?
03:30Tonight it is.
03:43I don't understand.
03:45Sweet, sweet tuck.
03:47Can I just be the first to say how thrilled we are that you decided to pledge Sigtel?
03:51We welcome you to our brotherhood.
03:53Sweet tuck.
03:54Okay.
03:55And as your future beg, it is my pleasure.
03:57Nay.
03:58My honor.
03:59To haze you.
04:01And all I ask is that you take care of that one little grape.
04:04Until I ask you to stop.
04:05That's it?
04:06That's it, bud.
04:07It's so simple.
04:09Yeah, I can do that.
04:12Guys, I gotta be honest, I was a little worried you were gonna make me streak across campus or frost
04:16my tips.
04:17No.
04:17No, no.
04:18Hey, I'm gonna be your big brother.
04:20Would your brother do something like that to you?
04:22I guess not, man.
04:23Yeah.
04:23Okay.
04:23Yeah.
04:24Well, uh, thanks y'all.
04:25This is gonna be really good.
04:27Well, just one last thing.
04:29Should anything happen to your fruit baby, it will be replaced by a slightly larger piece of fruit.
04:33Wait, what do you mean by that?
04:35Yo.
04:36It's a good one.
04:37Yeah.
04:39Good luck, sweet tuck.
04:41This is the part where you can run.
04:43No, okay.
04:45Come on.
04:52Intrigue.
04:53This is much stronger than what you brought to class.
04:55But, I'm concerned I'm not really hearing you in this.
04:59Well, they're Justin's words, but I'm gonna arrange the crap out of it.
05:02I'm thinking strings, like a shifting chromatic alteration verse-
05:06Okay, I'm gonna just jump back in here before this conversation gets away from me.
05:10Uh, let's try.
05:14Do you have a favorite song?
05:15Something you love to listen to when you're sad or bored?
05:20Ah, see?
05:22What you just did.
05:23When your whole body relaxed.
05:25Now, were you thinking of specific chord progressions?
05:28No, I was thinking about listening to Paramore at my middle school bus stop.
05:32Made me feel so complicated in punk rock.
05:36Exactly.
05:37How it made you feel.
05:38You see, people think that pop music is shallow, but it lives deep inside us.
05:44It creates memories.
05:47It etches them into our bones.
05:49If you do it right, it lets us feel what you were feeling when you're writing it.
05:55That's what the judges want.
05:57You gotta let us in.
06:01Wow.
06:02That was really good advice.
06:03I know.
06:04I should be a teacher.
06:12And I knew it was a dream because my childhood dog, Rosie, was there.
06:15But, but she was like dark brown instead of tan.
06:18I think we should break up.
06:22Okay.
06:25Wait.
06:26Sorry.
06:26What?
06:28Okay.
06:29I just ended a two year relationship.
06:31I mean, maybe you did.
06:33Also, maybe not.
06:36No, I definitely did.
06:38Because I was there and it was three seconds ago.
06:40How many times is he going to do this to me?
06:42Do what?
06:42What are you talking about?
06:43Your whole Allie's breakup and five-act cycle.
06:46You go through the same stages every time.
06:48First, surprise fight Allie, which I can safely say we're in right now.
06:52Then, eats her feelings Allie, destroys three bags of hot Cheetos, followed by raging diva Allie.
06:56I mean, stop titling things.
06:57Like, these are things that happen.
06:58These are not things that happen.
06:59Then, complete and total breakdown Allie has a, well, that one's self-explanatory.
07:03And the grand finale, late night phone call Allie, where you beg me to take you back.
07:08That is not what I do.
07:09That is exactly what you do.
07:11I know you better than anyone else in the world, Al.
07:13I know that you're secretly scared of cats.
07:15I know that you're out of ChapStick.
07:17Speaking of which, I stopped by CVS on the way over.
07:22And I know that you love me.
07:23And I love you.
07:26So, that is why I need to protect myself by opting out of the next 36 hours.
07:30Our breakup is not an extended warranty, Sean.
07:33You can't just opt out.
07:34Well, the alternative is that I get angry or sad or beg you not to make this mistake again,
07:39but you will because you always do.
07:40And I disappear into some sad hole of video games and depression and ultimately take you back
07:45because I can't imagine my life without you.
07:49It's not fair to me, Al.
07:52Sean, I need you to hear me.
07:55I'm sorry if I've hurt you before.
07:58This is it.
08:00We're just going in different directions.
08:01And I don't even know what direction I'm going in, but I'm going there by myself.
08:08I'm not going to call you.
08:11I'm not going to call you.
08:16I'm not at a chapstick.
08:20Yes, you are.
08:23See you in 36 hours.
08:26Bye!
08:27Bye!
08:32Bye!
08:32Bye!
08:35Bye!
08:38Bye!
08:48Shit, what's wrong?
08:50G can't rock a measly 205 anymore?
08:53No, yeah, I'm, uh, no, thanks.
08:58I'm fucking with you, Graham.
09:00I know.
09:04Right.
09:15Okay, what's going on?
09:18Look, Dean, you're, uh, you're kind of, well, you've been with a good amount of women.
09:27I always knew this day would come.
09:29Well, Garrett, when a man and woman love each other very much...
09:32All right, fuck it, forget it.
09:32Okay, okay, hold up, hold up, hold up, I'm listening.
09:37Is there something going on with Hannah?
09:40No, uh, not Hannah, someone else.
09:45She wants me to do this, uh, this thing.
09:49Do all the things, bro.
09:51Do them all.
09:52It's just, it's kind of a big thing.
09:56It's really important to her.
09:58She's, like, trusting me.
10:00Is Hannah a virgin?
10:01What?
10:02No.
10:04Dude, don't.
10:07Don't, don't make this weird.
10:12This doesn't leave the weight room.
10:13We're not actually having this conversation.
10:17It's just that I, uh, I really want it to be good for her.
10:22If it's her first time, she might not come.
10:23Not an option.
10:24She has to come.
10:25Respect.
10:26Well, there, there's one thing that helps make a girl come.
10:28Um, the single most effective, highly recommended, enjoyed by all tool at your disposal.
10:36Trust.
10:38That's it.
10:38She's just gotta feel completely safe.
10:41Like, completely relaxed.
10:43But consent is key.
10:44And she can't consent if she doesn't feel safe.
10:47So you just, you just gotta figure out whatever makes this specific girl who is not Hannah feel safe.
10:53I'm just not sure I'm the kind of guy she should be trusting with this.
11:00Well, she asked you.
11:01She thinks you are.
11:02Which is fucking hot.
11:06Just don't skin up on the foreplay.
11:09Yeah.
11:10Talk in five play, six play.
11:12Yeah, got it.
11:13You know, right?
11:14Thanks.
11:14Good talk, man.
11:15Great talk.
11:19Sorry, I was, uh, Justin.
11:22Hi.
11:23Yeah.
11:23It's easier ways to get my attention.
11:25Sorry.
11:26Yeah, I was just on my phone.
11:28I'm taking the piss.
11:29Don't worry about it.
11:30Yeah.
11:31My advisor really likes the song, mostly.
11:34Okay, yeah, mostly.
11:35Yeah, he has some notes, but it's getting there.
11:38Cool.
11:38Uh, you, uh, never replied to my text.
11:42Do you want to come over later and work on the song?
11:45Uh, definitely yes, but, uh, there's just one last thing I need to iron out before we dive into it.
11:52Um, rain check?
11:54Rain check, yeah.
11:56Yeah, I'm really looking forward to it.
11:58Cool.
11:59Cool, cool.
12:00Yeah.
12:01Yeah, bye.
12:02I guess, bye.
12:03Bye, bye, bye.
12:04Bye.
12:15Bye.
12:17Well, I feel well
12:36Hey
12:38Hey
12:49Is that dress?
12:50Ollie's.
12:52Yeah.
12:55Um, we did say seven, right?
12:59Yeah.
13:01Uh, come on up.
13:13Would you be, um, more comfortable wearing, literally, anything else?
13:21Maybe.
13:26Big vest.
13:37Uh, you don't need to turn around.
13:40You're about to see me naked.
13:42Yeah.
13:43But not until you want me to.
14:05Uh, all clear.
14:11Are nightgowns my thing now?
14:13Definitely.
14:19Uh, yeah, so are we gonna do it now?
14:25Oh, well, uh, I mean, as romantic as that is, um, here.
14:32Why don't you pick a song to play?
14:34Um, just, uh, set the mood a little.
14:37Set the mood?
14:39Ew, that's awful.
14:40I can't believe those words actually came out of your mouth.
14:44People say that.
14:47Okay, let me see.
14:52Wait, this is one of your most played songs?
14:54Which one?
14:55Ish.
15:01I'm setting the mood.
15:09You're actually proving my point.
15:11The mood is set.
15:12Is that right?
15:13Please.
15:14This song is so sexy.
15:15It makes me want to do a sexy little dance.
15:20What is happening to me?
15:22The groove.
15:23It's taking over.
15:25It makes me want to do a sexy little dance.
15:27Look.
15:29You're feeling it too.
15:31Oh.
15:35Okay.
15:37Oh, yeah.
15:38That's terrible.
15:39I love it.
15:45I love it.
16:00I've been looking for somebody
16:03To give me love like you
16:07Now you told me that you wanna leave me
16:11Darling, I can't get it
16:39I can't get it
16:42What?
16:47There I have no clue
16:49There you go
16:54I don't know.
17:25I don't know.
17:48I don't know.
17:51I don't know.
17:54I don't know.
17:56I don't know.
17:56this. No, you don't have to. But I want to. Okay. Fuck. I'm sorry. Sorry. It's okay. This is what
18:15happens.
18:18I'm in it. I'm having fun. I feel good.
18:24And then I just, like, zoom out. I leave my body. It's like I'm sitting there watching
18:33myself from across the room going, what is wrong with you? Nothing. Nothing is wrong with
18:42you. What if they... What if I'm broken? You're not broken, Wellesie. You just don't trust
18:58me enough to fully let go, and that's okay. No, but I do trust you. I wouldn't, I wouldn't
19:05be here if I didn't. But nothing is more vulnerable than sex. So, if you're not there
19:13yet, that sounds completely normal. Wow, that was surprisingly deep.
19:26I do have another idea. I mean, if you're willing to hear it. Yeah, okay, sure. Instead
19:37of me giving you an orgasm, why don't you give yourself one? That's not going to prove anything.
19:48I do that all the time. Oh, do you? Yeah. Good. Then, show me.
20:10Show me. And I'll show you.
20:17Oh, look at you.
21:46Stay here.
21:48Stay with me.
22:16Stay with me.
22:19Stay with me.
22:25Oh my God, I did it.
22:35Thanks.
22:37No, no. Thank you. That was...
22:43Thanks.
22:56So what now?
23:03Drunk Shakespeare? Who's drunk?
23:06Like the actors or the audience? Everyone.
23:08Last year's Hamlet got so drunk that he made out with the ghost of his own father.
23:13Yikes. Yeah.
23:14Okay. Well, I wish Allie luck for me.
23:16Yeah.
23:18Jackpot.
23:20Always counting Tucker to make too much pasta salad.
23:25Why does he always put Brussels sprouts in it?
23:27Uh, yum.
23:29All right, gimme.
23:30Yeah, you want one? This has got a little bacon on it.
23:31Yeah, all right.
23:38Okay.
23:45I told you that was a sexy song.
23:48Gotta say, I'm surprised it's one of your most played.
23:50Kinda doesn't fit in with your whole, I'm a cool hockey man that listens to classic rock image.
23:55Hey, I'm a cool hockey man that contains multitudes, so...
24:04But actually, my mom used to, uh, play me all kinds of music.
24:08Yeah, she sounds cool.
24:10Yeah, she was cool.
24:11She had a huge record collection.
24:13She used to let me pick one out to play whenever my dad...
24:16I got too...
24:19Intense.
24:24How do you feel when you listen to that song?
24:27Why do you ask?
24:28It was just something my advisor said.
24:31Uh, I guess...
24:35Um, it makes me feel bold.
24:37Bold?
24:38Yeah, like, to just say, I like you, deal with it.
24:43That's badass.
24:44Yeah, it is badass.
24:52You know, I was thinking...
24:57Sorry.
24:58Uh, where were we?
25:00Uh, I actually probably should go.
25:03Uh, oh, are you sure?
25:05Yeah, yeah.
25:06I have, uh, a lot to do for the showcase and classes and...
25:10Yeah, uh...
25:12But, uh, thank you for your service.
25:15It's much appreciated.
25:19See you soon?
25:21Yeah, okay, um, I'll text you.
25:32So, Garrett made you cum.
25:33Yep.
25:34Then you're not freaking out.
25:35No.
25:36Uh, and you broke up with Sean.
25:38Yeah.
25:39Yeah, and you're not freaking out.
25:40No.
25:40Because if you were freaking out, I could break out the emergency stash of Hot Cheetos.
25:45No.
25:46I can't let myself become Eats Her Feelings Alley.
25:48Because if I do that, I'll just keep backsliding through Raging Diva Alley,
25:52and then Complete and Total Breakdown Alley,
25:54and then, next thing you know, I'll be Insurance Queen of Dorset, Vermont Alley.
25:57God help us all.
25:58No, I promised myself.
26:00Like, this has to be the last time.
26:02It has to stick.
26:03I'm actually doing pretty well so far.
26:05Like, I don't even really miss Sean.
26:08I...
26:09I believe you.
26:11Uh...
26:11Even if you are wearing his sweatshirt.
26:14This isn't his sweatshirt.
26:19Um...
26:23Oh, my God!
26:25I am a woman possessed!
26:27Man, you gotta help me.
26:29I lied.
26:30I already ate the Cheetos.
26:31I licked the back clean.
26:33Who is that?
26:34Who is that?
26:34Is it Garrett?
26:35Is it Justin?
26:35Like, please distract me with the sordid details of the intricate web that is your love life.
26:39Uh...
26:40Uh...
26:40It's...
26:41It's Justin.
26:42So you're still into him?
26:44Of course I am.
26:45I...
26:46Worked out this whole orgasm problem so that I could be with him, didn't I?
26:49Well, yeah.
26:49I mean, yeah.
26:50But...
26:50I don't know.
26:50But you might be digmatized by Garrett.
26:53You're gonna be the first.
26:54Yeah.
26:56Okay.
26:57I'll admit it.
26:59The night was kind of perfect.
27:01Garrett made me feel really safe.
27:03And a lot of really, really good other things.
27:07But...
27:08Doesn't magically turn him into someone else.
27:10You know?
27:10No.
27:11You gotta take him at face value.
27:12Right.
27:12Exactly.
27:14And the guy can't get through a single conversation without someone trying to sext him.
27:18Which is...
27:18Fine.
27:19Because I...
27:20I got the orgasm.
27:21Which is what I wanted.
27:24It's just an arrangement between friends.
27:26Yeah.
27:27And this...
27:27This won't make your friendship weird at all?
27:30We had a plan.
27:31The plan worked.
27:34There will be absolutely no weirdness whatsoever.
27:36It was so weird.
27:38Yeah, well, girls don't usually love it when other girls snap you during a hookup.
27:42What?
27:43This is Bernardo.
27:44Protect him with your life.
27:45Your life.
27:46Why do you care how the night ended anyway?
27:47Because he didn't want it to end.
27:50What?
27:50You guys have been talking about this all practice and the answer seems pretty obvious.
27:58Hey, does Logan seem off to you guys today?
28:00What do you mean?
28:01I don't know.
28:02Bunch of missed passes, flub to goal, stuff like that.
28:04What?
28:04No.
28:05Not you.
28:05Birdie.
28:06What do you mean?
28:07What's obvious?
28:07You're into her, dude.
28:08Fuck.
28:09I think you're right.
28:10Alright, he's all over the place.
28:11Shut up, Joe.
28:12I should tell her.
28:13Yep.
28:14Like today?
28:15Yep.
28:17Birdie!
28:17Shit!
28:17Who's going to drunk Shakespeare later?
28:19Sounds like you're going to drunk Shakespeare.
28:21Hey, Joe.
28:21Watch Bernardo.
28:22Who?
28:26Who's going to drunk Shakespeare?
28:28Anna.
28:28Bernardo.
28:28Amazing, I'm there.
28:30Hold this for Birdie.
28:33Why aren't we going to drunk Shakespeare?
28:35We are not going anywhere.
28:37Birdie thinks I should tell Hannah how I feel about her.
28:40How do you feel about her?
28:41Dooms!
28:42Finally!
28:43I'm telling her it's the right move, G.
28:45We all fuck with Rosie and I think she's good for you.
28:49No!
28:50Bernardo, ow!
28:51Okay.
28:52We're going to drunk Shakespeare.
29:03Okay, dramatic entrance.
29:05Whatever.
29:06Seriously.
29:07What's your damage, Heather?
29:08Nothing, just a shitty practice.
29:10Really?
29:12That's it?
29:13Yeah.
29:14That's it.
29:15Mm.
29:16Garrett, he was just so busy talking about Hannah that we missed a bunch of passes and it just
29:20made me look bad.
29:21Ah.
29:22I see what's happening.
29:24This is about your dumb crush on Hannah.
29:26What?
29:27That's...
29:29I...
29:29I don't...
29:32Convincing.
29:33Don't bother.
29:34I saw the way you were staring at her at karaoke.
29:36This is so like you.
29:37You want things you can't have.
29:38No, I don't.
29:39You need a fucking wake-up call.
29:40Maybe Garrett can afford to get distracted chasing a little crush, but you can't.
29:43You don't have a guaranteed deal with the Bruins.
29:45Jules, I get it.
29:46You've been passed over twice in the draft.
29:48Your chances of making it to the NHL are slimmer than Timmy Chalamet.
29:51And if you don't make it, it's you and mom.
29:53At the garage.
29:55Forever.
29:57Is that what you want?
30:00No, it's not what I fucking want.
30:02I'm just saying.
30:04If you're going to chase an impossible dream, chase one that actually matters.
30:21This mingle with the audience before the show schtick is such hacky student director bullshit.
30:25Oh, it's immersive for breaking down the aesthetic distance.
30:28Give me a fucking break.
30:29Whoa, babe.
30:30Maybe we've turned the corner into Raging Diva Alley.
30:33Oh, maybe you've turned the corner into cuntsville.
30:36I'm so sorry.
30:37I didn't mean that.
30:38No, it's okay.
30:40It's your first show at Briar without Shawn.
30:42Oh, yeah.
30:42You just really used to help calm me down, you know?
30:44I'm kind of nervous.
30:46Yeah.
30:46Maybe it is making me a little bit of a...
30:49Katherine!
30:49Don't touch a prop that's not yours!
31:04Hey!
31:05Hey!
31:06You're here!
31:12What are you doing here?
31:14I'm glad you're here, but...
31:16Well, by recruiting me, I have to steal this from Taco.
31:18Fuck!
31:19Oh, my...
31:20Sorry.
31:21You kidding me?
31:22Hey, Wolsey.
31:23Hey.
31:24Jordan?
31:25Justin.
31:26Oh, right.
31:27Yeah.
31:27Yeah, sorry.
31:27My bad.
31:28It's all good, man.
31:29Uh, is it Bowen Dean Draghi here?
31:31Yeah, man.
31:32Well, you know Dean.
31:33He's persuasive.
31:35What about you, bro?
31:35You big Shakespeare guy?
31:37Nah, not really.
31:38But, uh, Hannah told me she was coming, so...
31:41Here I am.
31:42Oh, she did?
31:43She did.
31:45Looks like the show's starting.
31:48Yeah.
31:48Do you wanna go to sit?
31:50Couch is free.
31:52Yeah, yeah.
31:53We should probably sit.
31:54Yeah.
31:55See you around, man.
31:56Yeah, brother.
32:13Come on, bitches.
32:14Let me hear you all scream for our gay show.
32:18A midsummer.
32:19Nights.
32:21Scree!
32:26Now, virgins oft find drunk Shakespeare scary.
32:31If it's your first time, I'll pop your cherry.
32:34And there's only one rule, my sweet, gentle twinks.
32:37When an actor calls wine, everyone drinks.
32:42I like that.
32:44So that's great.
32:46What?
32:46What?
32:47What?
32:50No.
32:51I'm so sorry, everyone.
32:52It seems that the actors that we're going to play our four young lovers have all been struck
32:58by a terrible affliction.
33:02True love?
33:03No.
33:03Gonorrhea.
33:04Oh!
33:10We'll be needing some brave volunteers from the audience.
33:13You.
33:15You go.
33:17Well, would you look at this couple.
33:22Give it up for our Hermione and Lysander!
33:34Which, I love this.
33:36Yeah.
33:38Okay, next, I need a big, strong man to play Demetrius.
33:43Me, Garrett Graham.
33:44I want to be in the show.
33:45Shut up.
33:45Oh, I think you can't tell her how you feel sitting here on your ass.
33:48Come on.
33:49Come here, pookie.
33:50That's okay.
33:51No, I'm all right.
33:51Give it to your arse now.
33:53Come on, B, yeah!
33:54All right, all right.
33:56Yeah!
34:03Okay, now we just need a Helena.
34:05She's a real messy bitch who wants to get in Demetrius' pants.
34:10Can anyone relate?
34:12Come here!
34:13Come here!
34:13Come here!
34:14Come here!
34:17Allow me.
34:19Not even gonna wait to be picked.
34:21That is messy.
34:22Let's hear it for our four young lovers!
34:25From the game, right?
34:27Hannah.
34:28Please, everyone knows the girl who locked down Garrett Graham.
34:31Uh, no.
34:31No, I didn't lock him.
34:33I mean, we're not locked.
34:35He is free to unlock anyone he wants.
34:39Just throw up some drama.
34:40All right, Hermia.
34:43Let's get you all caught up.
34:45All right, you're in love with Lysander.
34:48Oh!
34:49Ooh!
34:50But your big bad daddy is forcing you to marry Demetrius.
35:00What say you, Hermia?
35:01No!
35:04But daddy, I love him!
35:06Daddy, she wants him!
35:10I love you, I love you.
35:12Say that you love me.
35:15Go on and fall.
35:17Go on and fall.
35:18Now after this, we've got like, 10 minutes of Ruth mechanical's BS.
35:22So feel free to help yourselves to our wet bar
35:31So your life is practice class repeat and now also the theater can we seriously not do this right now
35:38do what you're
35:40Broadening your horizons. I think it's fun
35:47Looks like Hannah's broadening her horizons, too
35:53You know you didn't have to mess with her like that. She's not my girlfriend
35:57But you clearly want her to be no, I don't please you can deny it all you want, but I
36:03Looked at you the same way for months
36:08Kendall about the way that I ended things I
36:12Was kind of a dick don't
36:14Don't apologize to me. Just make yourself feel better. I was just gonna say you know it sucks when you
36:19like someone and they don't like you back
36:21It does if I knew just how much it sucked
36:27I probably would have done some things differently, so I'm sorry
36:32It really
36:34Will you accept my apology if I promise to keep feeling bad about it? I
36:38Was having so much fun being a bitch
36:42Fine yeah, okay, I accept
36:50Marvel it's foul, but it's effective
36:58Angel wakes me from my flowery bed. I
37:02Pray thee gentle mortal sing again
37:05Mine ear is much enamored of thy note
37:08So is mine eye and a thrall it to thy
37:17To thy
37:20Smile
37:24And thy sweatshirt
37:27And how surprisingly ripped thou art and how thou always made me chocolate chip and blueberry pancakes because thou knowest
37:34I want both
37:35Even though though aren't really eating carbs right now
37:37And so what if thou favors missionary me thinks I could get on board with missionary
37:41Oh sweet bottom out to vermont do not desire to go
37:46Please do not desire to go
37:58Holy shit, she's incredible. Yeah man, she really is
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