00:30Nice to see you, Mr. Ireland.
00:32And Doug Ireland.
00:33Come on, Doug. This could be your last day as a bellhop.
00:37Concierge.
00:37Is there to serve them.
00:39Make sure they make!
00:40If you need it fast.
00:42Concierge.
00:42I got Miss Saigon, I got cats, I got the Grateful Dead at Nassau Coliseum.
00:46The Dead? Why didn't you say so?
00:48If you need it now.
00:49Under a short skirt on a breezy day, a real crowd pleaser.
00:52If you just gotta have it.
00:55The concierge is the man to see.
00:58You guys planning on seeing any shows over here in town?
01:00Now it's his turn.
01:02Yes.
01:03A hotel.
01:03Like none that has ever existed.
01:06How much?
01:06Three million dollars.
01:07We're in business, partner.
01:08But first...
01:09Listen, would you do me a favor?
01:11Andy's singing in a little club that I'm supposed to go and I absolutely cannot.
01:15He's got to keep her happy.
01:17And he sent you scurrying over to tell me?
01:19I don't scurry. I take the subway like any other animal.
01:22Whatever you want to see, whatever you want to buy.
01:23Jeannie in a suit. Just rub me and make a wish.
01:25Does she keep her out of trouble?
01:27She's a lovely girl, isn't she?
01:29But most of all, he has to keep himself...
01:32Hey, didn't you say you wanted to dance?
01:33...from falling in love.
01:35I have this recurring dream.
01:36You too.
01:37Does yours involve Michelle Pfeiffer in a car in the full whip?
01:48I know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who can get...
01:55Trust me, sir.
01:56But most of all, I've hadочка
01:59Merci.
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