00:30Dude, the helicopter is the ultimate fuck this, I'm out vehicle
00:35All you gotta do is assess the situation
00:38Zombie coming up the street, fuck this
00:42First time I heard the story of Scientology
00:45I was like, that is the dumbest shit I have ever heard in my life
00:49Hey everybody, there's a spaceship coming back
00:53Everybody's getting sneakers, this is Tom Cruise
00:56And I said, that is the dumbest shit I ever heard
00:59While simultaneously still kind of believing that a woman
01:01Who never got fucked had a baby that walked on water
01:05Died and came back three days later
01:06So, let me finish before you start blogging
01:10No!
01:11Comedy, get it, go too far
01:15People were too hard on that Clippers guy, man
01:17For an 80-year-old white guy, that wasn't that bad
01:20He's like, you can hang out with him
01:22You can have sex with him
01:24Just don't promote it on Instagram
01:27Hey, what about Facebook?
01:29I don't give a fuck about Facebook
01:31Keep it up on Instagram
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01:37ACuid German
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01:40A
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