00:30These younger kids get hurt, they bounce right back
00:32I was playing basketball, one of the kids twisted his ankle
00:34I said, oh shit
00:35You know how you fix it in real time?
00:37He bent down, tied his shoe up tight
00:40Jumped up
00:43You can't do no shit like that after 40
00:45Your ankle hit that court, the next day
00:47You in that boot
00:48I thought you twisted your ankle
00:50Turns out it's my meniscus and my Achilles
00:53They say I'm out for 8 months
00:548 months?
00:56You didn't even play
01:00Older you get the less you can have
01:01Old people don't give a fuck
01:02Come on, Grandpa, you know you can't eat that salt
01:04Motherfucker, I know
01:06I love the spicy chicken sandwich from Chick's Filet
01:08Every time I eat that sandwich
01:09It comes out my ass like a buckshot
01:11One shot
01:12I don't even look back
01:13I know it's a mess
01:14I know
01:16I got a fear of hurting myself to the point where I can't move
01:19But I fall underneath the shower head
01:22And the water keep coming down
01:23And I gotta sit there and fight for my life
01:26For 6 hours
01:27And I'm like
01:35That's how they find me
01:37With a little dick
01:38Cause I've been in the fucking water for 6 hours
01:40Shoot me, man
01:53I love the thing
01:54I love the thing
01:58Sous-titrage FR ?
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