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Crush Alert! Love Request From My Enemy💗🔥 englishsub fullmovie
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00:00:04New Intimacy Level Unlocked
00:00:11New Skin Dangerously Hot is Equipped
00:00:21You're staring. You like what you see?
00:00:23Maybe.
00:00:32When are you gonna tell me you really are? You know who I really am. I'm Valaqueen33.
00:00:37Such a dumb username. Oh, okay, guacamolewizard275. Don't talk to me about dumb usernames.
00:00:44You know, you're lucky you're cute. You don't even know what I look like.
00:00:47Well, I would if you agreed to meet me in person. Or at least a photo.
00:00:52Maybe someday.
00:00:53Okay.
00:00:58Crap, I'm late.
00:00:59Good luck, Skylacher Queen.
00:01:04Who needs luck when I have my talisman to remind me of my knight?
00:01:11In the game of Castle Claimers, I might be a warrior princess in love with a dashing knight,
00:01:16but on my first day at Edmunds Academy, I feel like a peasant.
00:01:21Watch it. This isn't public school.
00:01:25Forget your training wheels.
00:01:28At least I have my knight's charm to help me get through the day.
00:01:42Stop, stop, stop, stop the car!
00:01:46No!
00:01:49My knight's special talisman!
00:01:51Ruined!
00:01:58He's so hot.
00:01:59Hey! I told you to stop the car!
00:02:06Oh my gosh, he's cold!
00:02:08He's so hot!
00:02:12Hey!
00:02:14What is wrong with you?
00:02:16Didn't you see me yelling and screaming for you to stop the car?
00:02:18Okay, I see you now, new girl.
00:02:21What are you with me, son?
00:02:23What are you talking about?
00:02:24Why?
00:02:26I thought you were one of my fans.
00:02:28No, I'm not one of your fans!
00:02:32You just broke something that's really important to me!
00:02:35Yeah, I break a lot of hours, player cop.
00:02:37Okay?
00:02:39You should know that.
00:02:41I don't know who you are, but you were a...
00:02:44You were a...
00:02:47Asshole!
00:02:53Alright.
00:02:54I broke something of yours.
00:02:56Sure, but...
00:02:57Hey!
00:02:59You got my attention.
00:03:02So, in that case, we're even...
00:03:09Don't do it, Hayley.
00:03:12Have a good day.
00:03:15Don't do it!
00:03:18I'm sorry.
00:03:21I'm sorry.
00:03:22I'm sorry.
00:03:23I'm sorry.
00:03:23I'm sorry.
00:03:23You're a good day.
00:03:23I'm sorry.
00:03:24Oh, fuck!
00:03:25Now we're even.
00:03:27My laptop better not be broken.
00:03:29I can't lose my connection to Valley Clean.
00:03:36You just made the wrong enemy.
00:03:39You just made the wrong enemy.
00:03:42You just made the wrong enemy.
00:03:42I'm going to make every classroom, every hallway, and every rumor in this school your personal nightmare.
00:03:51I'm going to make her watch a living hell.
00:03:54What's going on?
00:03:54Cole's fighting the new girl.
00:03:56Now Cole's leaving the new girl.
00:03:58Yeah, idiot.
00:03:59I can see that.
00:04:01I just met an unhinged person.
00:04:03Good thing the universe balances it with you.
00:04:06Same.
00:04:07Ran into a certified asshole.
00:04:10Can't wait to see you in the game tonight.
00:04:14Cole, do you need help?
00:04:15I can help you.
00:04:18The new girl poured coffee on him.
00:04:20This bitch thinks that she can just roll up and piss off Michael.
00:04:24But he's not your Cole.
00:04:24Shut up, Lindsay.
00:04:26He's not yet.
00:04:28Come in.
00:04:31Hi.
00:04:32I'm Jen.
00:04:33And this is Lindsay.
00:04:35Hi.
00:04:36I'm Haley.
00:04:37So nice to meet you.
00:04:38You have first day jitters.
00:04:39It's totally understandable.
00:04:41We want to make sure you feel really welcome.
00:04:43And so we'll take you to your locker.
00:04:45Come in.
00:04:46Okay.
00:04:47Let's go.
00:04:51There you go.
00:04:52Thanks so much.
00:05:15You're welcome, new girl.
00:05:16Honestly, it's kind of an improvement on your face.
00:05:24Good.
00:05:24The guacamole wizard. Wow. What are you, catfishing some little lonely online gamer boy?
00:05:31Hold on.
00:05:34Hey, if you go to Edmunds Academy, you should come to Locker 83 right now. Send.
00:05:39Here. Now your little gamer friend can see your ugly little face.
00:05:44So when can I meet the hero who ruined your billionaire shirt?
00:05:47I'm your friend first, Max. At least check on me.
00:05:50Oh, is that the online level?
00:05:52Chill, please.
00:05:57No way.
00:05:58What is it?
00:05:59No, Belle Queen goes to school.
00:06:07Please ignore that. Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank.
00:06:11Send.
00:06:15What is wrong with you?
00:06:16You mess with Cole Edmunds and you're gonna mess with me.
00:06:19Edmunds?
00:06:20What? You don't know that his family owns the whole school?
00:06:24Wow. You really did crawl out of the gutter, didn't you?
00:06:28Stop recording me!
00:06:31Jen is a new girl.
00:06:33Wait.
00:06:34Is the new girl... Valley Queen?
00:06:38There's no way the new girl is Valley Queen. Could it be... Chen?
00:06:45Ew.
00:06:48Your enemy is our enemy, Cole.
00:06:50And I just made sure that the new girl knows that.
00:06:53No chances, Chen.
00:06:55So is it.
00:06:57She does look kinda cute.
00:06:59No.
00:07:01I'm not.
00:07:03No.
00:07:04No.
00:07:05No.
00:07:05No.
00:07:07No.
00:07:08No.
00:07:08No.
00:07:09No.
00:07:11No.
00:07:12I don't mind a lover.
00:07:17Hey there, buttercup.
00:07:18Keep walking, Hayley. Just keep walking.
00:07:21You got a problem with shaving this morning, or...?
00:07:25My name's Hayley.
00:07:26Wow, Hayley.
00:07:28I think you, uh...
00:07:30You need to suspend your upper lip right there.
00:07:34What a coincidence!
00:07:35So did you!
00:07:37Oh, no!
00:07:40Oh, I'm sorry.
00:07:42I forgot you don't even need shaving cream.
00:07:44You're just a man-child with follicle issues.
00:07:50Whoever ends up with her must have failed an eye exam.
00:08:04I was so relieved to see you.
00:08:06Something happened today.
00:08:08I lost the game.
00:08:09I thought I'd never see you again.
00:08:11I think it's time we call this what it is.
00:08:14And what is this?
00:08:16What I think it is, is...
00:08:18I want to be with you, and you want to be with me.
00:08:22As more than just friends.
00:08:24Oh, thank God.
00:08:26I honestly want that more than anything.
00:08:28You're my soulmate.
00:08:29Like, I like you so much.
00:08:30Okay, well, since we're dating now, um...
00:08:34I'm ready to send my photo.
00:08:37Wait, really?
00:08:38Yeah.
00:08:39Get ready.
00:08:46Okay.
00:08:47No face.
00:08:48Just the boobs.
00:08:50Is it a bad idea?
00:08:51But all my online friends said it's cool.
00:08:54PG-13 nudes are harmless.
00:08:56All the kids do this.
00:08:57You'll love it.
00:09:03Ugh, this lighting hates me.
00:09:05Come on, Hayley.
00:09:06Confidence.
00:09:07You literally fight dragons online.
00:09:14Okay.
00:09:14Okay.
00:09:15Yeah.
00:09:15That's actually kind of...
00:09:21Oh, my God.
00:09:22Seriously?
00:09:23Hello?
00:09:25Anyone?
00:09:27Don't look at me!
00:09:31Don't look at me!
00:09:32Trying not for viable, are we?
00:09:33I don't think you're supposed to do it like that.
00:09:36Get out.
00:09:37Now.
00:09:38Fine.
00:09:39Ow!
00:09:40Damn it!
00:09:44Wrong.
00:10:18You're helping me.
00:10:19Yeah, well, I didn't point on it, but here we are.
00:10:28Excuse you.
00:10:29These boobs are for someone else.
00:10:31Got a little boyfriend, do we?
00:10:32That is shocking.
00:10:34Yeah, actually.
00:10:35And he'd probably kill you right now if you saw him flirting with me.
00:10:38Flirting?
00:10:39Yeah, don't lie to yourself.
00:10:40I've got a girlfriend, too.
00:10:41My thoughts and prayers to her.
00:10:42Funny.
00:10:44Okay.
00:10:45Okay, well, can we just pretend this didn't happen and go her separate ways?
00:10:48Fine by me.
00:10:51Oh, and, um...
00:10:54Of all the purple bra, by the way.
00:10:56I like it in a weird way.
00:10:58I mean, not even my type, but, you know, power theory, or whatever.
00:11:02Did you just get out of here?
00:11:11Hopefully, guacamole wizard will like it, too.
00:11:15Jen, red alert.
00:11:17Colm and the new girl are for sure flirting.
00:11:20I think it's time to take drastic action.
00:11:23Don't be a coward.
00:11:25Just send it.
00:11:26Jen.
00:11:30Oh, my God.
00:11:33Here goes nothing.
00:11:41Still no response?
00:11:42Don't freak out.
00:11:43He's probably just busy.
00:11:48Give it back.
00:11:49Why?
00:11:50You don't want me to see your slutty little nude?
00:11:53Oh, this is actually a really good photo.
00:11:55Honestly, it's so good that I think the whole school should see it.
00:11:58Did you get it, Lindsay?
00:11:59Mm-hmm.
00:12:00Got it.
00:12:03What are you doing?
00:12:15Oh, my God.
00:12:18Oh, my God.
00:12:30Oh shit.
00:12:31Oh my God.
00:12:33Oh shit.
00:12:33Oh my God.
00:12:33Yeah, what's going on?
00:12:34Dude, your enemies nude just got put up on the big screen.
00:12:36What?
00:12:37Yeah.
00:12:51Come on!
00:12:53Let's see if these builds are photoshopped.
00:12:57Stop! Delete it, please!
00:13:00Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip!
00:13:11Oh, my brave knight. I wish you were here with me right now.
00:13:19Oh, my God. Oh, cool. Your enemy's kind of hot.
00:13:24Since you're so into slutty photos, why don't we just go ahead and go full nude?
00:13:33Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip!
00:13:36Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip!
00:13:51My school enemy is my ally girlfriend?
00:13:55Get away from me!
00:13:58Stop it!
00:13:59Oh my god!
00:14:01Oh my god!
00:14:10You okay?
00:14:13Give that to me!
00:14:21Now give the phone back Jan
00:14:23What the hell call?
00:14:24I thought you'd be happy
00:14:30How does it feel being exposed to the whole school?
00:14:33Not good, huh? Now if you don't delete it off your phone
00:14:35I'm exposed to what else is fake about you
00:14:37And I know it's not just your purse
00:14:41Why are you even defending her?
00:14:42She's the loser who has nude photos
00:14:43for random men
00:14:44It was got more personality
00:14:47than all of you combined
00:14:48And if you mess with her, you mess with me
00:14:50You hear me?
00:14:56Here we are
00:14:56Cole is on my side now?
00:14:58Is he doing this to play with my feelings?
00:15:01I just need to be alone
00:15:03Haley!
00:15:07Cole is a rich asshole
00:15:09And he said we were enemies
00:15:11But why did I get butterflies when he looked at me today?
00:15:17Don't stay up too late, honey
00:15:19Love you mom
00:15:22Wait, mom
00:15:27Do people change?
00:15:30Like
00:15:30Can a spoiled brat
00:15:33somehow
00:15:35become nice?
00:15:36Well, maybe just give them a second chance
00:15:56Tough day, huh?
00:15:58There's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria
00:16:00They're my favorite
00:16:02Noted, is that all?
00:16:04The whole school treats me like I'm their punching bag
00:16:06I'm just trying to bring a little hope to my family
00:16:09and keep my scholarship
00:16:11Oh
00:16:12I'm really proud of you
00:16:14And then there's this guy
00:16:15He has this vendetta against me
00:16:17but at the same time he's super contradictory
00:16:20It's so confusing
00:16:21Sounds like you're into this guy
00:16:24Sounds like you're into this guy
00:16:25No, I'm not into this guy
00:16:27I like you
00:16:28Only you
00:16:34I really liked your photo, by the way
00:16:36You did?
00:16:37Are you gonna reciprocate?
00:16:39I was thinking it would be better if we met in person
00:16:41That sounds amazing
00:16:42When?
00:16:43Where?
00:16:44Well, after school
00:16:45At the balcony
00:16:46I'll bring flowers
00:16:47Deal?
00:16:57I'm about to meet my boyfriend
00:17:08Stop thinking about Cole
00:17:18Call me father
00:17:19I heard about you harassing Jen at school today
00:17:22Defending that nobody
00:17:24Hayley girl
00:17:25Hayley's not a nobody, dad
00:17:26Are those for her?
00:17:32What the fuck?
00:17:36What the fuck?
00:17:37I know what Hayley is, Cole
00:17:39Her mother works as a maid at my office
00:17:42That whole family is trash
00:17:44Stay away from her
00:17:45And what if I say no?
00:17:47Stay away from Hayley, Cole
00:17:49Or I'll fire her mother
00:17:51What if she found out that you were the one making her life miserable?
00:17:55I'm almost 18
00:17:56Soon I'll have my inheritance
00:17:57I hate to make Hayley wait but
00:17:59She can't know who I am before I make sure her family is safe
00:18:04You're sick
00:18:07It's called watching out for your future
00:18:14Oh, hi
00:18:16I'm Hayley
00:18:17Yes
00:18:18Mm-hmm
00:18:19So nice to meet you
00:18:21God
00:18:21I'd give anything just to hear her say my name
00:18:24But the moment she knows
00:18:25I lose her forever
00:18:29Thank you for the flowers
00:18:31You're so nice
00:18:36Guacamole wizard
00:18:38Ew
00:18:42Guacamole wizard
00:18:43Ew
00:18:45You're waiting for your stupid little secret boyfriend?
00:18:48Pathetic
00:18:49Maybe he's married
00:18:50Or maybe he's fat
00:18:52And maybe he's sitting on his life video
00:18:56I don't want any more trouble
00:18:59Why is guacamole wizard still not here?
00:19:01Oh no, we're not here to give you any trouble
00:19:03We just noticed that you didn't have any lunch
00:19:05And so we thought we would bring you a sandwich
00:19:11Eat it
00:19:22Help me
00:19:24So you think that you can just humiliate me in front of the entire school?
00:19:29You're a maid's daughter
00:19:30So you can go ahead and eat trash
00:19:33Guacamole wizard, where are you?
00:19:35Oh, and by the way
00:19:36Cole's not gonna come save you
00:19:38Because after all
00:19:39He's rich
00:19:40Like me
00:19:45I'm nothing like you
00:19:50Yeah, I'm nothing like you
00:19:53Cole again?
00:19:55Why is he always here when I need help?
00:19:57Pick it up
00:19:58Cole, we were kidding
00:20:00It's ketchup
00:20:01Pick
00:20:02That bloody thing up
00:20:07Pick it up
00:20:07Pick it up
00:20:07You're gonna record this
00:20:16Didn't your dad tell you not to mess with Hayley anymore?
00:20:18Don't think you have leverage here
00:20:20Cause I'll tell your mom how fucked up you are
00:20:23You're gonna hold that thing next to your face
00:20:25And do what I say
00:20:28I
00:20:29Will leave Hayley alone
00:20:33I will leave Hayley alone
00:20:38Got it?
00:20:39Yeah
00:20:39Let's go
00:20:41What are you looking at?
00:20:43What are you looking at?
00:20:46Got it? Let's go
00:20:55Uh, thank you
00:20:58Wow
00:20:59Never thought I'd hear you say that
00:21:03Why do you keep following me around?
00:21:05I just...
00:21:07I happen to see you
00:21:09Were you waiting at someone?
00:21:11Yeah
00:21:12Yeah
00:21:12My boyfriend actually
00:21:16Well he...
00:21:17He kind of stood me up so
00:21:20Maybe you didn't do it on purpose
00:21:23Maybe you gotta do it nice today
00:21:25Cole are you being nice to me?
00:21:29You thought we were enemies
00:21:31I mean I still find you incredibly annoying though
00:21:34So...
00:21:34Not that annoying?
00:21:36Maybe you'll like me once you realize I have layers
00:21:38Are you trying to play with my feelings, Cole Ednaz?
00:21:40Cause it's not gonna work
00:21:41I'm like those stupid spoiled heiresses
00:21:49How'd that online barking in your ears make you fall for her?
00:21:56He...
00:21:56He makes me feel safe
00:21:59You wouldn't understand though
00:22:05You understand better than you think
00:22:08Cole understands me better than I think
00:22:12Is he...
00:22:14Now you touch him like this?
00:22:26If he keeps staring I'm gonna think you like what you see
00:22:29No, my...
00:22:31My boyfriend has way better abs than you do
00:22:36In the game
00:22:39No, in the game, huh?
00:22:46Why does he have to smell so good?
00:22:52You lost a lot in the game too
00:22:56I can see why he likes you
00:22:57I see
00:23:07I can't do this
00:23:10I love my boyfriend
00:23:11And you will never understand that
00:23:13He's smart and he's kind
00:23:15And...
00:23:16He loves me for who I am
00:23:19That is so much more important to me
00:23:21Than whatever this is between us
00:23:24I wish I could just tell her right now
00:23:34Wait...
00:23:34It couldn't be
00:23:37Cole, what was that notification on your phone?
00:23:42There's nothing
00:23:44Cole, who are you?
00:23:48What was that notification on your phone?
00:23:49It was my dad telling me my car
00:23:51I got done getting waxed
00:23:54Champagne problems, huh?
00:23:57You live such a tough life
00:24:03What was I thinking?
00:24:05We are from two different worlds
00:24:06He just wants to play with me
00:24:08But why did I want to kiss him so badly?
00:24:15Why didn't you come to school today?
00:24:17I...
00:24:18Got into a car accident
00:24:19Really?
00:24:20Are you okay?
00:24:21You have to keep me in the hospital till prom
00:24:23He was right
00:24:24Who?
00:24:25Nobody
00:24:26Which hospital are you staying at?
00:24:27I want to come visit you
00:24:29No, no, you can't
00:24:30I look miserable now
00:24:32You need to see me in style
00:24:34Fine, if you say so
00:24:36So...
00:24:36Are we going to prom together?
00:24:38Hell yeah we are
00:24:45Why would anyone want to sit next to her?
00:24:47Whoever needs a charity case
00:25:05Oh, you
00:25:06Oh, me
00:25:07Why is she so lucky?
00:25:09Cole's never been this way with any other girl
00:25:12People think you're really lucky to be my lab partner
00:25:15I'm sure you feel really lucky to be my lab partner
00:25:17Because you don't do any homework
00:25:24You finished it?
00:25:26It's okay
00:25:27We'll get to know each other more
00:25:29I'm not that curious about you actually
00:25:30I'm curious about you though
00:25:32I'm curious about you though
00:25:33Like uh...
00:25:34How close were you with your mom?
00:25:36What is he trying to do?
00:25:38It's none of your business
00:25:39But I'm very close with my mom
00:25:41I'd kill anyone who hurts her
00:25:46Is Cole genuinely want to know me?
00:25:53Mhmm
00:25:57So...
00:25:57Are you going to prom?
00:25:59Eh, I did well. I don't know.
00:26:02So you have a date?
00:26:04Or shall I stay a victim?
00:26:06Are you jealous of me?
00:26:08Me? Jealous?
00:26:09No, why would I be jealous?
00:26:11Oh, because I think you so secretly want me.
00:26:13You are so full of yourself.
00:26:15You can do this on your own.
00:26:17Yeah.
00:26:19No way.
00:26:21It's a self-locking door.
00:26:23Really?
00:26:24The squirm is going to be back in an hour.
00:26:25I'm sure it'll be fine.
00:26:26I'm stuck here with you for a full hour?
00:26:29I'm not.
00:26:29Sorry, not by that bad.
00:26:31I think maybe we can pick up where we left off.
00:26:35Or maybe trust me too.
00:26:36Mm-mm.
00:26:37We're keeping our distance this time, actually.
00:26:40Yeah.
00:26:50That was my first kiss.
00:26:54My first kiss was not supposed to go like that.
00:26:56It was supposed to be special at prom
00:26:58and not just bumping lips.
00:27:10You're really good at this.
00:27:12Why don't you regret it?
00:27:15You know,
00:27:16we can do more if you want.
00:27:32Hey, I've been holding back a lot more than you think.
00:27:36So you want me?
00:27:40I think you know much.
00:27:41I want you.
00:27:46Do you want me?
00:27:48I want you.
00:27:54Oh, shit.
00:27:58Anyone in here?
00:28:01Oh, my God.
00:28:02How long have you two been in here?
00:28:04I really need to change this lock.
00:28:06Are you two okay?
00:28:07Oh.
00:28:08Yeah.
00:28:09Yeah, we're good.
00:28:10We're all good.
00:28:11Great.
00:28:11Good job.
00:28:12Okay.
00:28:12Nice.
00:28:18Are you just going to pretend like that didn't happen?
00:28:20What didn't happen?
00:28:22Hey, wait.
00:28:23It's just hormones.
00:28:25Jake.
00:28:26Can you still play after your accident?
00:28:28Relax.
00:28:29I'm not dead.
00:28:30Wait.
00:28:30Car accident?
00:28:32Guacamole wizard?
00:28:38I got to go.
00:28:46Guacamole wizard.
00:28:48Huh?
00:28:51Are you all better after your car accident?
00:28:53Do I know you?
00:28:55Why is he being so standoffish?
00:28:57Is he trying to give me a surprise?
00:28:58Or he heard something about Cole?
00:29:01You're crushing your soda can.
00:29:04She thinks guacamole wizard is Jake Myers.
00:29:07She was in a real car accident.
00:29:09According to you, so is guacamole wizard.
00:29:11I can't take this anymore.
00:29:13Cole, wait.
00:29:15Oh, shit.
00:29:20What's up, Gus?
00:29:22Um, we were just chatting.
00:29:25Chatting about Jake's grand plans to kick balls?
00:29:28Was there something that you wanted, Cole?
00:29:31Hey!
00:29:32I just figured I'd bring us some mozzarella sticks.
00:29:35They're your favorite, right?
00:29:38How did you know that?
00:29:41Tough day, huh?
00:29:42There's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria.
00:29:44They're my favorite.
00:29:45He couldn't be Cole.
00:29:47Could he?
00:29:53The truth is, um...
00:29:55A dickhead?
00:29:58Would you honestly get out of here, bro?
00:29:59You came to my table, bro, and knocked my ball away.
00:30:09There it goes again.
00:30:10Cole is jealous.
00:30:12We got a problem here, Cole?
00:30:13We don't have a problem.
00:30:15We don't have a problem.
00:30:17Right?
00:30:18Tell Cole to get my ball, and we don't have a problem.
00:30:21Jake, it would take me forever to find one of your balls.
00:30:25I have the ball now.
00:30:27Can we stop measuring each other's dicks?
00:30:30Cole and Jake are fighting over Haley?
00:30:33Maybe I can use that.
00:30:37Jake!
00:30:38Hey!
00:30:40What if I told you that I have an internship opportunity for you with my dad?
00:30:44Wait, seriously?
00:30:45Yeah.
00:30:45Just one little catch.
00:30:46You have to pretend to like Hallie Roth.
00:30:51All right, you have the rest of the period to work on your lab reports.
00:30:54If you have any questions, I'll be at my desk.
00:30:58I thought Guacamole Wizard would feel more like Cole.
00:31:02But if he's really Jake, then maybe this was always going to end.
00:31:06You've literally been sorry for five minutes.
00:31:07I'm thinking.
00:31:08About the report or about him?
00:31:10Why are you making it so weird about Jake?
00:31:12We literally made out of a sore dream.
00:31:15Maybe you've known Jake longer.
00:31:17No, you don't.
00:31:18How do you know that?
00:31:19You're going to prom with someone else.
00:31:20Stop acting like you're serious about me.
00:31:22You have no idea.
00:31:29Oh my God.
00:31:30Is Jake asking me to prom?
00:31:45Haley, someone's here to see you.
00:31:58Are you asking me to prom?
00:32:01Too cheesy?
00:32:02No, it's cute.
00:32:04The accident?
00:32:06The mozzarella sticks?
00:32:07He is Guacamole Wizard.
00:32:09So, um, what do you think?
00:32:12You want to go to prom with me?
00:32:14I...
00:32:15I should feel happy.
00:32:16But why does this feel so wrong?
00:32:20Hey, can we not?
00:32:24Hey, can we not?
00:32:26Dude, seriously, what is your problem?
00:32:28My problem here, dude, is that me and my lab partner have work to do.
00:32:32And you're out here to strike me with bad puns.
00:32:34Wow.
00:32:36That is some weak shit, man.
00:32:38Oh, that's weak shit?
00:32:40Is this weak shit?
00:32:43Oh my God.
00:32:45Oh my God.
00:32:51Wow.
00:32:53He's got really pretty eyes.
00:32:59Wait, I can't.
00:33:01Colt, put me down.
00:33:02Put me down.
00:33:03Put me down.
00:33:05Don't do that again.
00:33:19New couple alert.
00:33:22Fuck off, Jen.
00:33:23Why do you hate me so much, Colt?
00:33:25You and I, we're not that different.
00:33:26And if you'd realize and give me a chance,
00:33:29I think that we would make a great match.
00:33:31Like, say, if you asked me to prom.
00:33:34I might say yes.
00:33:37Jen, you want to go to prom with me?
00:33:41Jen, you want to go to prom with me?
00:33:44We're both hot and we're both rich.
00:33:47And our dads have been in business, like, forever, so.
00:33:50How romantic.
00:33:51I think I'll pass.
00:33:54You're going to regret this, Cole Edmonds.
00:33:59Oh, here they come.
00:34:01If I message Corcamole Wizard,
00:34:03I wonder if Jake's phone were ding.
00:34:07What should we wear to prom?
00:34:09And the Dean's List.
00:34:19I'll talk to you later.
00:34:20I'll see you around school, okay?
00:34:22Okay, yeah, I'll see you later.
00:34:23Bye.
00:34:24He's so different.
00:34:26Maybe he's still recovering from the accident?
00:34:30Haley?
00:34:35What?
00:34:38What?
00:34:38What is it?
00:34:40Jeez.
00:34:41God.
00:34:47Here, I'll get it.
00:34:48I know.
00:34:53Oh.
00:34:54You're scared of me seeing all the girls in your phone?
00:34:56I don't care.
00:34:57I do care.
00:35:02Haley, I...
00:35:16I don't put a prom with Jake.
00:35:19I mean, he only knows you like mozzarella sticks because of me.
00:35:22He doesn't even know you.
00:35:23And you do?
00:35:24How do you know I like mozzarella sticks?
00:35:26That's something I've only ever talked about.
00:35:28Because I pay attention to what you like.
00:35:32I noticed it at lunch.
00:35:34The first day.
00:35:36You were watching me?
00:35:39Just don't go, I promise Jake.
00:35:54Move.
00:35:56Cole is talking to Haley.
00:35:58Again.
00:35:59Your job is to keep them away from each other, Jake.
00:36:02Unless you don't want that internship that my dad got you.
00:36:04Obviously I do.
00:36:05Okay, then break them up, idiot.
00:36:09What do I do?
00:36:12I've got a few ideas.
00:36:17Haley, look.
00:36:20Someone will take you to prom.
00:36:21All right, I promise.
00:36:22Yeah?
00:36:23Really, like who?
00:36:24I mean, the whole school hates me, except for Jake.
00:36:28And you.
00:36:29But you're not asking me.
00:36:32Hey.
00:36:33Oh, hey, Jake.
00:36:35Hey, Hal.
00:36:36Well, um...
00:36:37I just wanted to thank you again for the other night.
00:36:41The other night.
00:36:42Yeah, it was...
00:36:45So sexy.
00:36:47You're so sexy.
00:36:49Jake, what are you talking about?
00:36:52I hate to break it to you, asshole,
00:36:55but she's my prom date.
00:37:01And she's a real tiger in the pet room.
00:37:03Oh, shit.
00:37:06Oh, shit.
00:37:08Oh, shit.
00:37:13Oh, shit.
00:37:16Oh, shit.
00:37:18Oh, shit.
00:37:19Oh, shit.
00:37:21Oh, shit.
00:37:21Oh, shit.
00:37:23Oh, shit.
00:37:24Oh, shit.
00:37:26Oh, shit.
00:37:31Oh, shit.
00:37:33I've got to save Cole. I mean, Jake. I've got to save Jake.
00:37:41Oh my god! Principal Stevens, I'm so sorry!
00:37:46Hayley Rock, that's detention. After school, don't be late.
00:38:07Cole, what are you doing here?
00:38:09Came to keep you company.
00:38:12It's the least I could do if you saved my ass today.
00:38:16The locker thing, that was an accident.
00:38:18Oh, sure.
00:38:21So, uh, you and Jake, huh?
00:38:27No. He lied about that. I don't know why, though.
00:38:31Good. You know...
00:38:33Father, that asshole, every time he looks at you, makes me sick to my stomach.
00:38:37Thinking about him touching you, kissing you...
00:38:40I could kill him.
00:38:44Promise me you won't go to prom with him.
00:38:49Okay, fine. I won't.
00:38:54Because I want to go to prom with you.
00:38:58Okay, everyone, let's start off by mixing our sodium bicarbonate.
00:39:08Oh my god, I am so fed up with this.
00:39:23Oh!
00:39:29Sorry!
00:39:31I tripped.
00:39:32No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:39:33Jet!
00:39:34What?
00:39:35It always has to be about her, doesn't it?
00:39:40They're dead.
00:39:42They're both dead.
00:39:43Oh.
00:39:45How am I going to be able to talk to Guacamole Wizard?
00:39:49Oh.
00:39:50What are you...
00:39:51Are you almost crying?
00:39:53It's probably because you can't afford a new one.
00:39:57Jen! What's going on over there?
00:39:59All right.
00:40:08Wait.
00:40:10What's going on is Jen is getting a taste of her own medicine.
00:40:13This squirm is burning!
00:40:14Mr. Edmonds!
00:40:16Oh, please. It's baking soda and water. You're fine.
00:40:18Detention. Today, after school.
00:40:21Shit.
00:40:33Jake, hey.
00:40:35Oh, uh, sorry.
00:40:37Gotta get to student council.
00:40:40Hey, you didn't even try the rice trick.
00:40:43The rice trick?
00:40:47Yeah.
00:40:48You don't know about the...
00:40:51Come on.
00:41:04Hey!
00:41:05Um, Ella.
00:41:07It's Emma.
00:41:09Yeah, that's what I said.
00:41:10Can you hack a broken laptop?
00:41:20Hey, it's gonna be okay.
00:41:23We'll pour out in a few more minutes and it'll be like the whole thing never happened.
00:41:27No, it's not just the phone or the laptop. It means...
00:41:30It means I can't...
00:41:32Can't what?
00:41:36I talked to a friend online.
00:41:38He's really important to me.
00:41:43And I'm sure you're really important to him.
00:41:56You know, Cole, if you look past all that hair gel and...
00:42:01Big ol' ego and...
00:42:03Okay, okay. I-I get it.
00:42:08You're kinda sweet.
00:42:14Hey, look at that.
00:42:16Oh my god!
00:42:17Thank you!
00:42:20Oh my god!
00:42:21You're a miracle worker.
00:42:28Oh, what is taking so long?
00:42:30You doused this thing in sodium bicarbonate.
00:42:33Shut up, Ella.
00:42:34It's Emma.
00:42:35Whatever.
00:42:35Whatever.
00:42:42Oh my god.
00:42:50Oh, morning, valley whore!
00:42:52How are things in the castle?
00:42:59Valley whore?
00:43:00What are they talking about?
00:43:15I can't believe it.
00:43:16Valley whore?
00:43:18What are they talking about?
00:43:19In person.
00:43:20Guacamole wizard.
00:43:21I want you so badly.
00:43:22I dream about you touching me.
00:43:24Oh my god.
00:43:25Someone hacked my castle claimers messages.
00:43:27Touch me, guacamole wizard.
00:43:30Yeah.
00:43:31Hey, valley whore.
00:43:32Show him what you really like.
00:43:33Oh my god.
00:43:52Here you go.
00:43:53Here, this is for you.
00:43:59Oh, do you like what I've done with the place?
00:44:01You hacked my laptop?
00:44:04Oh no, it wasn't me.
00:44:05It was that kid, Ella.
00:44:06But I definitely gotta reap the benefits.
00:44:08What kind of incel sex over a video game, Hayley?
00:44:12What are you, catfishing this guy?
00:44:13No, I'm not trying to catfish him.
00:44:15Hey everyone!
00:44:16I think valley whore's a catfish.
00:44:20Because who in their right mind would spend their time thirsting over you?
00:44:48Stop it, stop, stop!
00:44:52I thought I'd set the janitor some time.
00:44:58Jake!
00:44:59Hey!
00:45:01Now's the time.
00:45:03Tell them.
00:45:04Tell them what?
00:45:05That you're guacamole wizard.
00:45:08Who's guacamole wizard?
00:45:11Here you go.
00:45:14Oh my god.
00:45:16Did you think that Jake was your secret little online boyfriend?
00:45:18Oh, sweetie, I've been bribing him this whole time to pretend to like you.
00:45:23What?
00:45:24Why would you do that?
00:45:25Oh, I don't know, Cole.
00:45:26Why do you think I would do that?
00:45:29Jake, is this true?
00:45:31Have you been pretending to like me this whole time?
00:45:34Sorry.
00:45:35Sorry.
00:45:36It was nothing personal?
00:45:38It was nothing personal?
00:45:43Yeah, nothing personal.
00:45:45Oh!
00:45:46Oh!
00:45:48Oh!
00:45:49Oh!
00:45:50Oh!
00:45:51All right, all right, all right.
00:45:52Enough!
00:45:53What in the world is going on here?
00:45:56Is that a leaf blower?
00:45:57That's all him.
00:45:58Okay, well, you both have detention, so...
00:46:05Let me get this straight.
00:46:07You stole a leaf blower and defaced school property?
00:46:11It wasn't school property, Dad.
00:46:12It was Jen's cyber boy's spreadsheets.
00:46:14Jesus Christ, how does she always get away with this shit?
00:46:18Could it be because her father's running for Senate, Cole?
00:46:20You think that's what it could be?
00:46:22Who cares?
00:46:23I care.
00:46:24And I hear she's got an eye for you.
00:46:27So you're taking her to prom.
00:46:29What?
00:46:30Not over my dead body.
00:46:31Oh, because you're like that Haley girl?
00:46:34I'm firing her mother right now.
00:46:36No, no, please don't.
00:46:38Please.
00:46:38Then you're taking Jen to prom.
00:46:41Max's dad called.
00:46:42He said he's having a party tomorrow.
00:46:44You're gonna go, and you're gonna ask Jen to prom.
00:46:47End of discussion.
00:46:54Come on, you big coward.
00:46:55Message him.
00:46:57Just do it.
00:46:57Just do it.
00:46:58Just do it.
00:47:01You must think I'm the biggest idiot.
00:47:09I could never think that.
00:47:16But I thought you were Jake.
00:47:18Please, can't you just tell me now?
00:47:20I think I've had enough public humiliation for one lifetime.
00:47:26I heard that guy Max is throwing a party tomorrow.
00:47:29If you want, I'll meet you there.
00:47:42Okay.
00:47:43You got this, Haley.
00:47:45Just take a deep breath.
00:47:46You got this.
00:47:47You got this.
00:47:52You look beautiful.
00:47:53You're beautiful.
00:47:56Thank you, Mom.
00:48:13Thank you, Mom.
00:48:22I mean...
00:48:23No, it's just my parents' blood money.
00:48:25You know they're upstairs watching The Last of Us right now?
00:48:27They don't care about shit.
00:48:28Get drunk, girl!
00:48:29Woo!
00:48:32Good job.
00:48:43What are you doing here?
00:48:44Valley whore?
00:48:47Looks like the catfish came out of the pond.
00:48:50Hey, everyone.
00:48:51Let's give it up for Valley whore.
00:48:52Valley whore!
00:48:57Jen, why are you doing this?
00:48:59What have I even done to you?
00:49:00To me?
00:49:01Oh, I'm actually concerned about our whole community.
00:49:03Because those little cringy messages on your castle game, those are concerning.
00:49:08Actually, I kind of feel a bit of a perv.
00:49:10Did you know that, Haley?
00:49:12She's a little pervy princess.
00:49:15Pervy princess!
00:49:17Pervy princess!
00:49:19Pervy princess!
00:49:21Pervy princess!
00:49:22Pervy princess!
00:49:23Pervy princess!
00:49:23Pervy princess!
00:49:24Let's get Pervy tonight.
00:49:25Leave me alone.
00:49:27Wait, is there a fire?
00:49:29Okay, we set off the alarm.
00:49:44Paul?
00:49:45You're a cracker.
00:49:46Oh.
00:50:05Okay, I'm sorry.
00:50:07Oh...
00:50:08You're a cracker.
00:50:08No, no, no, no.
00:50:08No, no, no, no.
00:50:10No, no.
00:50:10There's no fire.
00:50:10There's no fire.
00:50:12Oh.
00:50:12Oh.
00:50:22are you him would you stop trying to find your stupid little cyber boyfriend okay cole is not
00:50:29him anyways we are going to the prom together no i'm not yes you are it's okay you can be
00:50:36honest about your feelings so you too this whole time oh my god i am such an idiot hey wait
00:50:48wait
00:50:54please at least take my jackets you know if you really wanted to humiliate me you didn't have to
00:50:58go to the extra effort jen was doing just fine i wasn't trying to humiliate you then what were
00:51:02you trying to do i guess you obviously the white clothes were just an added bonus i knew i
00:51:08shouldn't trusted you and what about guacamole was it what are you
00:51:22what is that just the devil get in the car
00:51:31i'm not gonna ask you again cole get in the car thank you just act normal for once and please
00:51:36introduce yourself to hayley i already assumed that's who this was i'm a striven so you're the
00:51:44scholarship trash that's hell bent on ruining cole's life well i've got news for you young lady my son
00:51:51is gonna marry a good girl from a respectable family and that's not you you will be forgotten
00:51:58you're a maid's daughter and your mom works for me stay away from him or i swear to god
00:52:05your mother is fire dad stop don't you touch my family i'll stay away
00:52:13hey come on you don't mean that i hate everything you stand for i hate your greed and your callousness
00:52:22and your elitist ideas of what you think a good person looks like i hate everything about you
00:52:28i hate all of it i don't want any part of it so cole go with your dad
00:52:45no laptop and no phone for a week ever since mom died you've turned into this cold patriarch
00:52:51hey we're not that's real love why do you have to make me so miserable
00:52:54i promised your mother i would make you a success son even if it meant saving you from yourself
00:53:07hi hayley i'm emma i know you are right i just felt kind of bad that i accidentally helped
00:53:15and ruin your life so i wanted to return your laptop to you good as new
00:53:24oh wow thanks emma okay bye
00:53:33one down one to go you're so cool i know emma want to go to prom why not
00:53:42let's get these lovers together
00:53:49hi mr edmund hi max and max's friend sorry we weren't expecting you cole's grounded
00:53:56oh he is but it was his 18th birthday today what can i say max actions have consequences
00:54:04birthday or no cole is grounded well that really sucks because he's uh also the president of the
00:54:12prom committee we were supposed to review budgets today cole my son cole reviewing budgets he's never
00:54:21reviewed a budget a day in his life well mr admitts today could be that day and we just have
00:54:25to give
00:54:25him back this school sanctioned laptop so we can get back to his very important and very respectable budgetary
00:54:40go away
00:54:45max what what are you guys doing here happy birthday cole i brought you my laptop and logged into your
00:54:51castle
00:54:51claimers account just get it back to me by tomorrow
00:54:54what what's going on dude it's your 18th birthday you can tell hayley who you are now you can be
00:54:59together
00:55:00just log into this stupid game and tell the girl who you love who you really are
00:55:05no i'll tell her myself stick me in your car
00:55:15welcome all the wizard
00:55:19mom i'm fine i just need some time alone
00:55:30open the door wait what he's here
00:55:42it's you i'm sure you've given this to you a long time ago
00:55:48anyway i wanted to tell you who i was from the very beginning
00:55:51my dad threatened to follow your mom and i had to wait a really long time
00:55:55to tell you who i was i got my inheritance
00:55:58and i can protect you and your family and so you don't have to choose
00:56:13hey we are
00:56:15i understand if this changes things
00:56:18if you don't love me the way you you love guacamole wizard but
00:56:23look i need you to know i love you
00:56:37cool i love you
00:56:39you do yes you idiot i've loved you for months i mean this whole guacamole wizard thing was so confusing
00:56:48though because i had to be loyal to him and
00:56:51but you're him
00:56:53you didn't expect her
00:56:55i mean i i always hoped it was you
00:57:00until you hoped
00:57:03yes i hoped it was you
00:57:04you were always there for me
00:57:11you're really fucking hot
00:57:16hey uh
00:57:17one of those things i said we could do
00:57:21here we go
00:57:25take my thoughts out
00:57:27you're getting there don't worry
00:57:31i'm so real you
00:57:33just be on me
00:57:36i'm so real you
00:57:39i'm so real you
00:57:50okay so what do you think
00:57:5310 out of 10
00:57:54yeah
00:57:55yeah
00:57:56one two again
00:57:57i'll get sex with sex with me specifically
00:57:59i've only ever had sex with you specifically
00:58:03all right
00:58:03all right that's fair
00:58:04i'll uh
00:58:06i'll take that as a one
00:58:12what is my life now
00:58:13am i being nice to cole eggnance
00:58:16oh god no i fully expect you to
00:58:19continue to berate me endlessly
00:58:22no i'll just
00:58:23i'm just lost behind it
00:58:25there's always been lost behind it
00:58:26i'll take a minute
00:58:27stop it
00:58:31um
00:58:33same
00:58:34isn't brown the night
00:58:36i think you know if it's prom or not
00:58:39okay
00:58:41but the real question is
00:58:42do you get a date
00:58:45cole are you asking me to prom
00:58:47oh i would have asked you earlier
00:58:50but jay kind of gave me to the show
00:58:51oh god please don't mention his name again
00:58:53i don't want to hear it
00:58:55yeah you don't have to ask me twice
00:58:57but i don't even have a dress
00:58:59later
00:59:04i just slept with cole edmonds
00:59:06and i'm in love with cole edmonds
00:59:08who would have guessed
00:59:12i thought
00:59:14only the best for my princess
00:59:16where did you get that
00:59:19i might have gotten you a dress
00:59:21on the off chance that you
00:59:24might have wanted to go to prom with me
00:59:25and maybe had not been aware
00:59:27of course they're going to prom with you
00:59:36mr edmonds
00:59:37i'd expect you to be here
00:59:39cole
00:59:39are you here
00:59:42cole
00:59:42are you here
00:59:45mr edmonds
00:59:46you can't just park into my house like this
00:59:48i see you cole
00:59:48you are a big pro
01:00:06hey uh
01:00:08you almost done in there
01:00:09you try changing into an evening gown
01:00:12in a bunch of thorny bushes
01:00:15okay i'm ready
01:00:27what do you think
01:00:32my god haley you are the most beautiful thing i have ever seen
01:00:38i just hunched over in a car mirror to do this lipstick
01:00:41you're not messing it up for at least 20 minutes
01:00:4420 more minutes
01:00:45we're in
01:00:46yeah
01:00:50thank you all for using the prom voting site to cast your votes i hear we have a winner
01:00:58and your 2026 prom queen is
01:01:03jen longfellow
01:01:06thank you
01:01:07oh my god
01:01:08thank you guys so much
01:01:12seriously this means the world to me
01:01:13i mean like who else would win
01:01:15right
01:01:16oh this is just the perfect moment
01:01:22oh my god that's haley and cole
01:01:26it was fun
01:01:28this is really too bad
01:01:33there uh
01:01:34most 10 minutes up
01:01:36no
01:01:36but who cares
01:01:47i am the queen okay she's just a little pervy princess
01:01:51come on everyone say it with me
01:01:53pervy princess pervy princess pervy princess
01:02:03wait wait wait wait what are those those are texts between me and my dad
01:02:07make cole edmunds fall in love with you his dad's month is essential to funding my campaign
01:02:14don't worry daddy if i can't have him no one can
01:02:19i'm gonna destroy hayley rod's life is this real jen's crazy
01:02:26who did this
01:02:28who did this
01:02:31what you exploited me for a hacking job and didn't think i was gonna hack your phone
01:02:35you little shit
01:02:37you know jen as the principal i'm supposed to remain impartial and above all of this petty drama
01:02:45but quite frankly you are the worst and i think it's time that you are expelled from edmunds academy
01:02:54you can't do that
01:02:56you can't do that
01:02:56i'm the principal so uh yes i can
01:03:07there was no wintering shit you lied to me
01:03:24oh my princess finally has a crown
01:03:27now all i need is my handsome prince
01:03:29oh yeah no can do
01:03:32all i have to offer is a bowie knight with a chip on his shoulder
01:03:36and a awesome sense of humor
01:03:38oh how can i refuse
01:03:46oh no that's my dad
01:03:50we are going home right now
01:03:53you disobeyed me for the last time boy
01:03:55yeah i'm not a boy dad
01:03:58you talk all the time about wanting a man that's worthy of the family last name
01:04:02yet you can't see i've already become that man
01:04:06and it's because of hayley
01:04:08and you can accept that i'll make my own path and best believe me i can
01:04:13i'll say this
01:04:15that's the most backbone i've ever seen in you cole
01:04:20joy prime
01:04:28i am so proud of you
01:04:32i can't have done with all you being by my side
01:04:35that was terrifying
01:04:37it's not like we haven't slayed a dragon before though so
01:04:41i love you battle queen
01:04:43i love you guacamole wizard
01:04:44oh my god i gotta change that username
01:04:46yeah you do
01:04:48hey
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