00:00Every girl's got an ugly bra
00:02It's the longest relationship you've ever been
00:04People don't understand
00:05They don't understand our connection to ugly bra
00:07They're like, why don't you get rid of her?
00:09She's so ugly
00:10And we're like, well, cause she does me right
00:11And she's a hard worker
00:13Ugly bra comes in one color
00:15And I can only describe it
00:17As like a grey beige
00:19Like if clammy were a color
00:22Remember when you were a teenager
00:24And all your girlfriends were like, let's go to the mall
00:26Remember malls, and you go
00:27And they'd go, let's go get cute bras
00:29At Abercrombie, remember Abercrombie
00:31And you'd go with them, and they're running forward
00:33And you're carrying around your grown woman
00:35Divorcee chest like, wait for me
00:39I can't run, I'm not wearing two sports bras
00:41I'm coming
00:44They'd have the cutest bras
00:45I was one of the cute bras
00:47They'd come out cute, look at this one
00:49It's made of mousse felt
00:51So bucolic, look at this one
00:53It's got hearts on it, this one's got little kisses on it
00:56This one's just two contact lenses
00:57And dental flaws
01:00This thing clocks in
01:02For a union job at 9am
01:05Works a 12 hour shift as a tension bridge
01:08It's not falling down, okay
01:10If my bra strap fell down
01:11The next thing you'd hear
01:22Oh, you've got big boobs, is that hard?
01:24It fucking is, okay?
01:26They gaslight you, that's right
01:28Here's where all the big tits are, yeah
01:42I think if my bra strap that's fine
01:45I'm gonna cause it, it's a really real
01:47You know, my friends
01:48I can see it, I'm gonna involve
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