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The Chaotic Brass Teapot Episode Magic Academy, Fantasy Comedy
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00:00I swear, I just money would literally fall from the sky right now.
00:13Listen to me, Mae.
00:14If we don't find $1,200 by tomorrow, we'll be living in a cardboard box.
00:18And knowing our luck, it won't even be an Amazon Prime box.
00:20I told you buying that fake Gucci bag was a bad investment.
00:26It's an investment piece, Mae. It projects wealth.
00:30Which is exactly what you didn't do when you bought this piece of junk.
00:33It was $3.
00:35It looked lonely.
00:37I just wanted to clean it up and maybe put some cheap daisies in it.
00:42I gotta go make back that dollar.
00:52Ouch! Great! Now I have Tefanis!
00:55I swear, I just money would literally fall from the sky right now
00:58so we could pay the damn rent.
01:09You kissed a dirty pot and made $50?
01:12Honey, I've kissed worse for a lot less.
01:13Let me try.
01:19Error.
01:22Did that thrift store trash can just fat shame my makeup?
01:25Chloe, we have a possessed teapot.
01:27It talks and it brought us dirty laundromat money.
01:46Oh yeah, Brenda, you're so much better than my wife.
01:49Her meal of taste like sadness.
01:55Look at him.
01:58Trust fun baby.
01:59If we could just pawn his watch,
02:01we'd eat sushi instead of...
02:04whatever the spongy substance is.
02:06Mae, use the pot.
02:08Make him leave us alone.
02:09Or better yet,
02:10make him our sugar daddy.
02:19No! The pot is evil!
02:21Every time it grants a wish,
02:21it ruins someone's life!
02:23Teapot.
02:24Just kiss it and tell it to make Chase obey us.
02:27Do it,
02:27or I'll tell everyone you still sleep with a nightlight.
02:31I wish Chase would stop acting so high and mighty
02:33and just be obsessed with me like a loyal dog.
02:38See?
02:39The battery must be dead.
02:41Okay, folks,
02:42brace yourselves.
02:43We're about to spill the chaotic truth.
02:52Just be obsessed with me like a loyal dog.
02:58My queen,
02:59your presence makes my heart pant.
03:01Let me prove my devotion.
03:05And the real fun is just beginning.
03:10Make him stop!
03:11He's taking off his Rolex!
03:14Don't interrupt magic, Mae.
03:15Catch the watch!
03:16Ha ha ha ha,
03:17LL,
03:17what a bunch of cluteless humans.
03:19Enjoy your moment of shame.
03:40Just one normal wish.
03:43No stripping,
03:44no divorces.
03:45I just wish for a perfect score on my calculus final tomorrow.
03:48Please.
03:56Miss Mae,
03:57your final exam.
03:59The answers are mathematically flawless,
04:00a perfect score.
04:01Oh, thank God.
04:02I studied really hard.
04:03However,
04:04your proofs are highly inappropriate.
04:06For instance,
04:07question four.
04:07You didn't use the Taylor series.
04:09Instead,
04:10you wrote,
04:10Professor,
04:11your eyes are two infinite limits,
04:13and my love for you
04:14is a function
04:15that constantly approaches infinity.
04:18Oh no!
04:19I got tricked by this teapot again.
04:25And question seven.
04:26Miss Mae,
04:27your eyes are two infinite limits
04:29is not a math equation.
04:42It's a new theory?
04:45I am a happily married man,
04:47Miss Mae.
04:47I don't know what kind of twisted game
04:49you are playing,
04:50but this is academic harassment.
04:58Correction to public record.
05:00Mae's heart does not belong
05:01to Professor Miller.
05:02Mae's heart solely belongs
05:04to the man
05:05in the Spongebob underwear.
05:09Repeating for clarity,
05:11the Spongebob underwear man.
05:18Mae,
05:19did you post a yell review
05:21for the local pharmacy
05:23saying,
05:24thanks for the discount
05:25on extra absorbent pads
05:27because my life
05:28is a bloody mess?
05:29What?
05:30No,
05:30I haven't touched my phone
05:31since Tuesday.
05:33You are welcome.
05:34I have successfully integrated
05:36into your local network
05:37to optimize your pathetic
05:38digital footprint.
05:39Also,
05:40I have subscribed you
05:40to a How to Flirt for Dummies
05:42daily newsletter.
05:42You are a teapot!
05:43You brew leaves!
05:44Stop hacking my life!
05:45Alert!
05:45Mae has been single
05:46for 730 days.
05:48What?
05:51Her serotonin levels
05:52are dangerously low.
05:53Should I order
05:54a robotic companion?
05:56Standard shipping is free.
05:57Listen here,
05:58you judgmental hunk of junk.
05:59We don't need
06:00a robotic boyfriend.
06:01Only if it pays rent,
06:02Tin Can.
06:03Otherwise,
06:03shut your spouse.
06:05Disrespect noted.
06:06Initiating financial retaliation.
06:08Financial retaliation?
06:10What are you gonna do?
06:10Cancel my Netflix?
06:11We use Mae's mom's account anyway.
06:14My bank account!
06:17We only had $20 left!
06:19Where did it go?
06:19I have invested
06:20your remaining $20
06:21into a highly volatile
06:22meme cryptocurrency
06:23called Dogecoin Pro Max.
06:25Current value,
06:26$0.03.
06:27Have a nice day.
06:28What the fuck?
06:44I ran into Professor Miller today
06:46and he practically
06:47ran away from me.
06:48I've never been
06:49so embarrassed in my life.
06:51Embarrassment energy absorbed.
06:53Battery level 1%.
06:55So you being pathetic
06:56is literally
06:57its power source?
06:57We have to pay $12
06:58for rent tomorrow.
06:59We just need to
07:00publicly humiliate you
07:01to fully charge it
07:01and then we make
07:02a massive whip.
07:04Come on,
07:05it's not even that bad.
07:06Just do a little silly dance
07:07right here,
07:08in the open.
07:09Nothing crazy,
07:09just some goofy moves
07:10to crank up the embarrassment.
07:12A dance out in public?
07:13Are you insane?
07:14Everyone will stare
07:14and laugh at me.
07:15That's exactly what we need.
07:17The more awkward
07:18and cringy your dance is,
07:19the faster this teapot charges.
07:21Think about the rent, Mae.
07:23One tiny humiliating dance
07:25and all our money problems
07:26disappear.
07:29No,
07:30absolutely not.
07:31I am already
07:32the campus joke.
07:41I am not singing W.O.P.
07:43at the poetry slam.
07:44These people are crying
07:45over Robert Forst.
07:47Rent is $1,200, Mae.
07:49Grab the mic and shake it
07:50or we are sleeping
07:51on the street.
07:53Yeah, you messing with some.
07:56Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
07:59you with some.
08:00Yeah, you with some.
08:01Give me everything
08:02you got for this.
08:17Fine, whatever.
08:18I'm throwing all my dignity
08:19out the window.
08:20Let's just get this over with.
08:21Sing this dumb song,
08:22wrap up this cringy mess,
08:24and never speak
08:24of this humiliating disaster
08:26ever again.
08:31Stop this!
08:33Don't think you can attract
08:34my attention
08:35with this cheap trick!
08:37Battery 100% charged.
08:40Ready to ruin more lives.
08:50Miss Bueller.
08:59Uh, hello?
09:00What even is this vibe?
09:12What?
09:12Can't understand it?
09:14I pulled my family's
09:15school board privileges
09:16and had this rundown corridor
09:17sealed off.
09:18From now on,
09:19this place is only for me
09:20and my friends.
09:21Reserved for tasting
09:22premium truffle pasta.
09:24People like you
09:24who are down and out
09:25don't even deserve
09:26to set foot in here.
09:28Look at him.
09:28He bought the entire
09:29pasta station
09:30just to watch us starve.
09:31I say we throw the teapot
09:32at his perfectly gowled head.
09:34Are you crazy?
09:35If it gets mad,
09:36it might turn all the pasta
09:37into live snakes.
09:38Well, well.
09:39If it isn't the charity cases.
09:41Enjoying the view
09:41of a balanced,
09:42non-subsidized meal?
09:43Enjoying your daddy's
09:44money, Chase?
09:45Careful,
09:45too much truffle
09:46makes you impotent.
09:51What is this?
09:53Where's my Wellington?
09:54Who authorized
09:54this vegan nightmare?
09:57Swipe it.
09:58Buy the whole kitchen.
09:59Declined.
10:00Balance zero.
10:02Your meal plan
10:02has been permanently
10:03converted to the
10:04detox kale cleanest.
10:06Enjoy your leafy prison.
10:11You think you can
10:12outsmart my trust fund?
10:14Trust fund detected.
10:16Intelligence not found.
10:24This is like a salad
10:25for a giant.
10:27This is like a joke.
10:31Oh.
10:33At least this dish is free.
10:47This teapot, it talks
10:48and it brought us
10:48dirty laundromat money.
10:49I am a happily married man.
10:51And just be obsessed with me
10:52like a loyal dog.
10:54My queen,
10:54your presence makes
10:55my heart pant.
10:56Let me prove my devotion.
11:01Babe,
11:02I've got another new way
11:03to make money.
11:04We could...
11:05I have something
11:06to attend to.
11:06I'll be back soon
11:07and we'll discuss this idea.
11:09Zero patience,
11:10zero listening skills,
11:12only full speed escape mode.
11:14I need it to navigate for me.
11:22Doctor, I can't sleep.
11:24My appliance judges
11:25my romantic life
11:26and my roommate
11:26is trying to monetize
11:27my trauma.
11:28I feel like I'm losing my mind.
11:31May,
11:32we often project
11:33our internal chaos
11:34onto inanimate objects.
11:35Tell me about this
11:37appliance.
11:38Doctor,
11:39the human mind
11:39is a fragile algorithm.
11:41May's serotonin levels
11:42are depleted
11:43due to socioeconomic anxiety
11:45and a severe lack
11:46of physical touch.
11:47I am merely a mirror
11:48reflecting her existential dread.
11:52Fascinating!
11:53It uses sarcasm
11:54to deflect human trauma.
11:55Are you looking
11:56for seed funding?
11:56No, I'm looking
11:57for antidepressions.
11:58This is revolutionary.
11:59A tangible hardware interface
12:01with an aggressive,
12:02empathetic LEMG.
12:03It's a disruptive technology.
12:04It's a paradigm shift.
12:05The ultimate
12:06Silicon Valley disrupt.
12:07This is the future
12:09of mental health.
12:10No, you don't understand.
12:11It's actually magic
12:12and it hates me.
12:13We launch in beta
12:13next month.
12:20Call your lawyer.
12:28What?
12:29No way.
12:30Is this really $10,000?
12:31Did we just hit
12:32random free money
12:33out of nowhere?
12:34Some lunatic doctor
12:35won't stop rambling
12:36about fundraising and deals.
12:37All he really wants
12:38is our weird AI top it.
12:39Oh!
12:42$10,000 ready
12:43to pay a year's rent
12:45and buy those red-soled heels
12:46I've been eyeing all year.
12:49Hard times are finally over.
12:51We're getting out
12:51of this rat-incested hellhole
12:53and moving into a place
12:54with a private bathroom.
12:55I just hope the bank
12:56accepts a check
12:57written to do
12:58the sarcastic pot LLC.
13:21Hey!
13:22Chloe!
13:23Opened his gold
13:23scratching pod!
13:24Why does an AI
13:25need a gold scratching pod?
13:27To sharpen my
13:30algorithms
13:31she can withums.
13:33I'm gonna melt this down
13:35and sell it to a pawn shop!
13:43Whoa!
13:43Hold up!
13:44Look on the bright side!
13:44It's a gold cat tower!
13:46Even if it's fake gold,
13:47it's still fancy!
13:48Gold-plated my ass!
13:49I'll melt this overhyped
13:50magic teapot into scrap-in!
14:00I swear I'm gonna melt this petty evil golden teapot down to scrap metal!
14:05Calculated structural integrity failed.
14:08Current debt status severe.
14:10Have a nice day!
14:15Can you believe this?
14:17We had a $10,000 check
14:19and this thing turned it into a giant golden cat mater.
14:23And don't even get me started.
14:25It crashed right through our rental apartment floor.
14:28Now we're stuck paying for the damages.
14:30Why me?
14:31Why do I always end up being the one dragged into your disaster mess?
14:35Look at this headscarf!
14:35If it reeks of curry,
14:36I look like a runaway gypsy fortune teller
14:38who got lost on campus!
14:39Shut it right now,
14:40you useless, limbless little kettle!
14:42Hey, we gotta pay the rent and the floor repair bill!
14:44You and this chaotic teapot
14:45are officially open for fortune-telling business
14:47right here by the fountain.
14:48Relax, I'm great at reading fortunes.
14:50With that curry-scented headstuff,
14:51you've got the full mysterious vibe down perfectly.
14:54Mysterious?
14:54I look like I just wandered out of a street food market!
14:57If anyone I know sees me,
14:58I'm never showing my face on campus again!
15:00Quit complaining!
15:01Fortune teller!
15:02$5 a reading!
15:03Come one, come all!
15:04Discover your future!
15:06Expose your past!
15:07Only $50 a question!
15:09Cheaper than therapy!
15:10More accurate than a pregnancy test!
15:13Will my boyfriend marry me?
15:18Just this once, do it properly.
15:20Okay, okay.
15:23He is currently marrying your sister in Vegas.
15:31Where are you now?
15:33Will I be able to graduate smoothly?
15:35Your thesis advisor is stealing your data.
15:38Uh-oh.
15:40How to treat my girlfriend's allergic proposition.
15:42You are not allergic to gluten.
15:43You are just pretentious.
15:45What's wrong with you?
15:46Why are you acting so weird?
15:49Uh-oh.
15:50Uh-oh.
15:51Next.
15:52Come on, spill my love fortune.
15:54Am I gonna meet my Mr. Right soon?
15:56Yeah, tell us the tea.
15:58Don't hold anything back.
15:59All right, don't say I didn't warn you.
16:01Your boyfriend is hitting it off super well
16:04with your best friend right here.
16:06It's not what you think.
16:07This teapot must have glitched out.
16:08Fight all you want.
16:09Every word I said is the absolute truth.
16:11Want me to dig up even more details for you two?
16:13You bitch!
16:14You pure green tea bitch!
16:21Hey!
16:23You two!
16:24You're running an illegal gambling defamation ring.
16:27Stop right there!
16:28Run, Mae.
16:36Make us invisible!
16:38Wait, wait!
16:46Hello?
16:55Mae, when I turn back,
16:57I'm going to stuff you in a toilet
16:59and flush you away!
17:09My back.
17:10I swear it's about to snap in half.
17:12This is all your fault.
17:13If you hadn't randomly kissed that teapot,
17:15we wouldn't have been stuck as statues
17:16for three whole hours.
17:17As soon as I can move again,
17:19you're stuck cleaning the toilets.
17:28Well, well.
17:29Aren't these our famous campus fortune tellers?
17:32What's up?
17:32Just unfrozen from being statues
17:34hiding here to catch a break?
17:36We barely escaped being human statues
17:39for three hours,
17:39and now we're stuck facing
17:41a fancy silver rival teapop?
17:43Our lives are officially
17:44one chaotic disaster after another.
17:48What are you even doing
17:50carrying a fancy French press around?
17:51I told you I'd find better technology.
17:54Say hello to Bartholomew.
17:55Made of sterling silver,
17:57programmed in Oxford.
17:58Ah, a peasant pot.
18:00I smell rust and desperation.
18:02At least I don't spit out
18:04bitter, overpriced bean water,
18:06you British snob!
18:07Predictable response
18:08from a lower-class receptacle.
18:09Have you considered
18:10recycling yourself into a hubcap?
18:12I calculate a 99% probability
18:14that your filter is clogged
18:16with your own bloated ego.
18:24Get him, Earl!
18:25Melt his silver ass!
18:30Expel armum.
18:32Stupid.
19:07May?
19:08Chase?
19:11Whoa!
19:15Whoa!
19:22This is all your fault.
19:24If you hadn't used
19:24that stupid French press
19:25to target my teapot,
19:26we wouldn't be stuck here,
19:27and the power wouldn't have gone out.
19:28Don't put all the blame on me.
19:29You're the one who started this
19:30with that weird teapot.
19:31I was just trying to fix things.
19:48Hey, open up!
19:49Open up!
19:52Great.
19:52Just great.
19:53I am trapped in a metal box
19:55that smells like student loans
19:56and despair.
19:57Oh, I'm sorry.
19:58Your excessive wealth
19:59is chafing you.
20:00Try wearing a bra bought
20:01on clearance at Target.
20:02That's real supprication.
20:03Do you know how much
20:04this cashmere sweater costs?
20:06It doesn't breathe!
20:15Did I say too much?
20:21Yeah, no one's ever said that to me.
20:23They just see the money,
20:24they just see the money,
20:24the suits,
20:25not this.
20:28I get it.
20:29It's like being stuck in a box, right?
20:31You can't even choose what you wear,
20:33let alone what you want.
20:35I keep this in case I panic.
20:37My mom gave it to me
20:38before she left.
20:39She said sweet things
20:40can make hard days easier.
20:42My grandma used to give me this too.
20:43She said it would make hard days lighter.
20:45I still keep one in my pocket even now.
20:46I just,
20:47my whole life is mapped out
20:48by my father's board.
20:49What to study,
20:49who to meet,
20:50even what to wear.
20:51Every choice is made for me.
20:52That French press
20:53was supposed to be mine,
20:54the one thing I could control.
20:55And my whole life
20:56is basically a series of panic attacks
20:58interrupted by a possessed teapot.
20:59I work two jobs to pay rent,
21:01skip meals to buy textbooks,
21:02and just when I think
21:03things might get better,
21:04that stupid pot
21:04messes everything up.
21:05We're both just trying to survive.
21:07You know,
21:07without that psychotic pot,
21:09you're almost tolerable.
21:10And without your trust fund,
21:11you're just a guy
21:12scared of the dark.
21:31Whoa, easy there.
21:33Carrying that many old books,
21:34you're going to break your back.
21:35Remind me never to let you
21:36borrow my textbooks.
21:37Relax.
21:38I've carried heavier than this
21:39at my bookstore job.
21:41Unlike you,
21:41I'm not afraid of a little work.
21:43Oh my God,
21:44look at these two.
21:44Eyes on each other
21:45like nobody's business.
21:46Someone's definitely smitten.
21:48Speaking of work,
21:49how's the bookstore shift lately?
21:50Still skip meals
21:51to finish your assignments?
21:53Not anymore.
21:53I've figured out
21:54how to balance work and school.
21:56Thanks for asking.
21:59Whoa!
22:00Oh!
22:01Warning!
22:01Prohibit excessive intimate contact.
22:03Abnormal hormones detected.
22:05Stop talking immediately.
22:07Hey, lovebirds,
22:08your jealous little teapot
22:09is throwing a fit.
22:10Maybe you two should
22:10sneak a chat later
22:11before it blows up
22:12the whole campus.
22:13Hmm.
22:14Aw, how cute.
22:16Even a jealous teapot
22:17can't stop true love.
22:19Can't wait to teapot Mae
22:19about this later.
22:20I'm so sorry about this.
22:22It's like a jealous toddler.
22:23It's okay.
22:24I'm used to its nonsense.
22:25I, uh,
22:26I gotta go
22:27before it causes more trouble.
22:29Yeah, sure.
22:30Uh, text me if it acts off again.
22:31I'll bring the French press
22:32to distract it.
22:32Hmm.
22:33Will do.
22:33See you later.
22:34Let's go, girl.
22:36Love can't fill your stomach.
22:43I mean,
22:44on a veggie go.
22:46Hey, Mae.
22:47I noticed you looked
22:48slightly less exhausted today.
22:51Brought you a flat white.
23:00What is wrong with your appliances?
23:03I don't know.
23:03It's been doing this all morning.
23:05Every time I look at a guy,
23:06it plays farm animal noises.
23:13I think your AI has a crush on you.
23:17It's a kitchen appliance, Chloe.
23:20Hey,
23:20I dated a guy
23:21who was legally considered
23:23a vegetable peeler.
23:25Love is blind.
23:26Mae.
23:40Stand back, Mae.
23:41I'm going to crack
23:42this braz piñata open.
23:44You can't hit it.
23:45What if it's dead?
23:59Is that you in a corset?
24:01Girl,
24:01vintage does not suit
24:02your waistline.
24:06Why am I holding
24:07a fat orange cat?
24:24Hey,
24:25you should have bought
24:25a cat back then, Mae.
24:30There's no other way.
24:31I only have this teapot.
24:51Mae,
24:52get yourself and Chloe
24:53to the Royal Hotel
24:54conference room
24:55in an hour.
24:55I've arranged a roadshow
24:57for the AI teapot
24:58emotional system
24:58with Silicon Valley investors.
25:00You two are required
25:01to be there.
25:01No exceptions.
25:02We have to go to
25:03the Royal Hotel
25:03conference room
25:04in an hour.
25:04There's a roadshow
25:05for the AI
25:06companion system
25:06with Silicon Valley investors.
25:08We're required
25:08to be there.
25:09Are you kidding me?
25:10This thing is
25:11completely short-siled
25:12and he wants us
25:13to do a roadshow
25:13for an AI teapot?
25:15He's out of his mind.
25:22Hey,
25:23look at how you two
25:24hung that poster.
25:24Fix it immediately.
25:25Bring the teapot
25:26here immediately.
25:27The investment session
25:28is starting
25:28and the investors
25:28will be here any second.
25:29What do you mean
25:30the teapot isn't speaking?
25:31Listen,
25:32this is a $5 million deal.
25:33I don't care how you do it.
25:34Just get that teapot
25:35ready to go.
25:39What do you mean
25:39it's not feeling talkative?
25:41This is a $5 million pitch.
25:43Just tell them
25:43it uses blockchain.
25:44I'll tell them
25:45it uses unicorn tears
25:46if they write a check.
25:50this is a $5 million pitch.
25:51Uh, hi.
25:52Welcome to the future
25:53of emotional processing.
25:55This device
25:55learns your trauma.
25:57Cut the jargon.
25:58We want a live demo.
25:59Make it insult us.
26:00Please,
26:01insult his vest.
26:03Call him a corporate parasite.
26:04Just do something.
26:05You think I don't know
26:07what you're after?
26:08Well,
26:08I'm simply not doing it.
26:26is the aggressive LMBM
26:29mimicking a domestic feline
26:30to disarm the user?
26:31Brilliant.
26:35I'm connecting them.
26:45Old, old Lang Syne
26:47in the Marry Bay
26:49When the Mandora
26:51Gold's on the D
26:52And make them stop!
26:55Magic doesn't have
26:56a volume button!
27:07It's a commentary
27:08on the absurdity
27:10of modern tech
27:11improbability!
27:13It's,
27:13it's performance art!
27:15Forget 5 million.
27:16We are adding
27:17an extra million
27:18for this avant-garde vision!
27:36We are willing to sign
27:37this high-value
27:38investment contract
27:39and the funds
27:40couldn't be placed
27:41at any time.
27:45But,
27:46before the official
27:47payment is made,
27:48there is one
27:49pre-wesceded
27:50that must be met.
27:51Hand over the
27:52complete source code
27:53of that mysterious
27:54teacop
27:55in full authority.
27:57Without it,
27:58all investments
27:59will be voided immediately.
28:13look,
28:14I've hacked into the
28:15Pentagon's Wi-Fi
28:16to download anime before,
28:17but this hardware
28:18is bizarre.
28:19It doesn't use Python
28:20or C.
28:20Is it some kind of
28:21alien tech
28:21or quantum computing?
28:23thing?
28:25No.
28:26This code is just
28:27repeating the word
28:27meow 10 million times.
28:31You're gonna get
28:31what's coming to you.
28:32It wasn't me.
28:33I didn't do anything.
28:36Then add some zeros
28:37and make it look expensive.
28:40Nobody in Silicon Valley
28:41actually reads code anyway.
28:43They just like looking
28:43at long, complicated
28:45strings of letters.
29:09Why did my 5 million dollars
29:11turn into 10 cans
29:12of tuna a day?
29:26Oh my god.
29:28All the bad luck
29:30just piled up at once.
29:35Mmm.
29:37Mmm.
29:41Ah.
29:50It's all because
29:51of this lousy teapot
29:52conjuring up
29:53those canned tuna.
29:54Left untouched,
29:56they went bad
29:56straight away
29:57and the weird stench
29:58just won't fade away.
30:12Oh no, there's a cockroach.
30:13What do we do?
30:15Besides, this apartment
30:16was already pretty unhygienic
30:18to begin with
30:18and now it's such a mess
30:19you can barely set foot inside.
30:21The school pest control team
30:22even noticed it.
30:24They showed up unannounced
30:25for the sake of our health
30:26and safety
30:26and sprayed the entire apartment
30:28thoroughly to get rid of the pests.
30:38Are you two finally
30:39fumigating yourselves?
30:41I can lend you a hotel room
30:43if you promise
30:43not to touch the mini bar.
30:44The teapot is still inside!
30:46What if the chemicals
30:46melt its hard driver?
31:02Okay, they're pretty,
31:03but they still have six legs
31:05and sleep in my cereal.
31:06Sneezes system error.
31:08Welcome to Studio 54!
31:10Ha-choo!
31:24Did you see that?
31:40He is so handsome.
31:42What does he see in you?
31:44Well, Auntie,
31:45Chase really appreciates
31:46my inner beauty
31:49and my academic dedication.
31:51Right, honey?
31:52Right.
31:53Who's come to the house?
31:56Who on earth are you?
31:58Look at the state you're in!
32:00All right.
32:02Then I...
32:05All right, then.
32:06I'll head out
32:07to buy some things
32:08to treat you.
32:12In that case,
32:13I ask you,
32:16what academic achievements
32:18has May attained?
32:27In fact,
32:28she sleeps with her mouth open
32:30and owes $20,000.
32:34Aha!
32:35I knew it!
32:36And owes $20,000!
32:37Somebody save me!
32:39Make her stop talking to me!
32:41You are a fraud!
33:04What's wrong with this one?
33:07I still have that silver teapal at home.
33:10Don't worry,
33:10I'll go back and ask about it.
33:14Is the family gathering going well?
33:24What's going on?
33:24What's wrong here?
33:42It was $3.
33:44It looked lonely.
33:46I just wanted to clean it up
33:47and maybe put some cheap daisies in it.
33:50What's wrong with this one?
33:51Talk to me!
33:52Talk to me!
33:52Call me broke!
33:53Call me pathetic!
33:54Just say something!
33:56Tell me I'll never pay off my loans!
33:58Tell me Chase only kissed me for show!
34:01Just turn on the blue light!
34:03Tell me about it!
34:11Battery at 1%
34:13Battery at 1%
34:15Battery
34:16I just wanted
34:17some head scratches
34:31no matter what happens i will definitely save you good news there is an antique dealer who
34:39is said to be able to repair anything
34:51this place is absolutely magical
35:07young ladies what can i do for you it's a really long story
35:17please save it
35:22you fools this is not a toy it's a vessel holding a spirit that crossed a century to find its
35:28anchor
35:29and what did you do you drained it for rent money it needed love not capitalism excuse me
35:35capitalism is what keeps a roof over this magic trash can if it didn't pay rent we'd be tossing
35:40it into the east kylou
35:53if you don't find its obsession before tonight the soul inside will dissipate forever no one
35:58knows if its obsession is endless bills it can never pay off or an unsolved mystery left
36:02behind a hundred years ago you all must find the answer before sunset
36:09we only have less than five hours left this is crazy how can embarrassment wake up a spirit it worked
36:14before the more embarrassing the more power it gives now shut up and run please teapot hold on a
36:21little longer we'll save you
36:29all right rich boy your time to shine do the magic mic routine are you insane i am not doing
36:35the strip
36:35kate again my father's lawyers are still scrubbing the last video from tick tock take off the pants
36:40rich boy or the pot dies do you want its metallic blood on your perfectly manicured hands
36:55it's not working my turn
37:06why isn't it working we've done everything we've lost all our dignity
37:12it's fading its light is fading we're going to lose it
37:34it appears the lower class receptal has run out of steam i have calculated the energy transfer matrix
37:40take my core tell the pot its jokes were mildly amazing
37:43bartholomew no you'll lose your sentience you'll just be a coffee maker a sterling silver coffee maker sir
37:48maintain your standards
37:57you're a good appliance buddy
38:06warning incompatible energy core
38:08it's backup power online communication window five minutes
38:21the vc firm wants to run a hardware diagnostic right now grab the asset
38:25boom
38:34whoa
38:34nobody knows my multi-million dollar retirement plan get in the trust fund mobile chase
38:38what you're doing a heist the clinic now move
38:49Are you crazy?
38:51We are stealing tech property.
38:52We can go to federal prison.
38:55No, we are rescuing a 100-year-old cat.
38:58It's animal welfare.
38:59If Penta asks, I'm a hero.
39:12Stop them!
39:15Stop them!
39:45Why did you put me through all this chaos?
39:49You made me a joke!
39:51You ruined my life!
39:53Your life!
39:54Why?
40:09Go and call an ambulance.
40:11Okay!
40:14May!
40:15Teapot.
40:18Okay, I'll go find it right away.
40:21Don't worry.
40:22You'll see it when you wake up!
40:37Teapot!
40:39I'll go find it.
40:44And then you will be in your heart.
40:48Hey!
40:50Hey!
40:58Hey!
41:00Hey!
41:01Hey!
41:03Hey!
41:05Hey!
41:08It's... you.
41:16Sorry, I didn't find a teapot.
41:18Mei, are you okay?
41:21All is well.
41:35You're so fat.
41:46Is the teapot here?
41:50It's worth a lot.
41:52No, doctor.
41:53It can walk now.
41:55Now, where is our word check?
42:02Gentlemen, what you see on this table is not a biological organism.
42:06It is the Feline 3000, a fully integrated holographic hardware that simulates the arrogant, dismissal nature of a real cat.
42:21It sheds real hair.
42:23The haptic feedback is incredible.
42:30The simulation of animal Dester is a breakthrough in immersive user experience.
42:36Yes, yes.
42:37We spent millions developing the organic shedding algorithm.
42:46Earl, not the zen garden.
42:49Yes, and the Lidox feature is hyper-realistic.
42:53It teaches users responsibility through otobactory punishment.
42:59What?
43:13So, no magic ruining the date tonight?
43:19No teapots turning my steak into kale?
43:21No sudden uncontrollable urges to bark?
43:23Nope.
43:24Just my natural social awkwardness.
43:28I'm currently trying to figure out which of these four forks is for the salad and sweating through my silk
43:32dress.
43:33Use the biggest one.
43:35And if anyone looks at you funny, I'll buy the restaurant and fire them.
43:57So, how's the lobster?
43:58I heard this seaside restaurant's seafood is the best in the city.
44:01It's amazing.
44:03I've never had a meal with such a beautiful view before.
44:06You deserve it.
44:07By the way, Chloe's gone crazy shopping.
44:09She's bought almost half the mall.
44:11Oh God, that's so Chloe.
44:13I told her not to splurge, but she never listens.
44:17Let her have fun.
44:18She's struggled with rent long enough.
44:21After dinner, I'll take you to my estate to wait for her.
44:24Your estate?
44:25Isn't that too fancy?
44:26Just a garden.
44:26I want you to see it.
44:40Sorry I'm late.
44:42Minor bags, shoes, even a diamond necklace.
44:45This bonus is the best thing ever.
44:47Chloe, you bought enough stuff to last a lifetime.
44:50So what?
44:51We're rich now.
44:52No more rent.
44:53No more discounted cereal.
44:55We can buy a big house with a garden.
44:59We can afford a house like this easily with the bonus.
45:02It's beautiful, but too quiet.
45:04I miss our small apartment.
45:05It's cramped, but lively.
45:07Are you kidding?
45:08This is luxury.
45:09Why miss that shabby apartment?
45:10It's real.
45:11This sudden wealth is missing something.
45:13Fine, whatever.
45:14Let's go back.
45:15I have a surprise.
45:21Ta-da!
45:22A pure gold toilet.
45:24Isn't it amazing?
45:25A gold toilet for our small apartment?
45:28Of course.
45:28We're rich.
45:29We deserve the best.
45:31Oh no!
45:33What happened?
45:34I told you it's too heavy.
45:35You're in trouble.
45:37Hey!
45:42What's going on?
45:43A gold toilet?
45:44It broke the floor and sewer.
45:46You have to pay for repairs.
45:47Relax.
45:48We're going to be rich.
45:50We can afford it.
45:54Then let's buy this small apartment.
45:58Buy this apartment?
45:59What about our big house and garden?
46:22May!
46:23What's wrong with you two?
46:25The smell of this cat's waste is terrible.
46:28It's drifting to the hallway.
46:29Oh, come on.
46:30We clean the litter box every day.
46:31It's not that bad.
46:33I'm sorry, Auntie.
46:34We'll clean it more frequently later.
46:37It's not just the smell.
46:39I'm allergic to cat hair.
46:40Every time I pass your door,
46:42I sneeze non-stop.
46:43You two...
46:51Oh, what a lovely little guy.
46:53I can't be mad at you.
46:55Wait, let me help you clean up.
46:57This cat hair and litter box are not good for the cat.
46:59Auntie, you don't have to...
47:01It's okay.
47:01I'm free anyway.
47:02This little guy is so cute.
47:03I can't hear to see him live in a messy place.
47:10Wait, did that cat just spit out a gold coin?
47:14It's the magic from the teapot.
47:16Even if it can't talk,
47:17it can still bring us good luck when it's happy and well-treated.
47:21This place feels more like a home, don't you think?
47:24We even have such a kind housekeeper, Mom.
47:27You little girl, you know how to talk.
47:30Then do we only have this hard, shabby sofa left now?
47:34Your new sofa is right here.
47:37I have a good idea.
47:53Chloe, what's your good idea?
47:55You've been grinning for ten minutes.
47:56I'm also curious.
47:58It must be interest rest.
48:00I have a good idea.
48:01We'll turn this apartment into a cat mansion
48:03and take in all the stray cats on the street.
48:05I can come every day to help take care of the cats.
48:07I've fallen in love with these little guys.
48:10I love it too.
48:11These stray cats deserve a warm home
48:12and this apartment is perfect.
48:14Now let's get started.
48:15We'll use the gold coins Earl's Pinstout to renovate,
48:18keep whiter sample and plain,
48:19and make the inside warm and exquisite.
48:21This is Oslick Stark within their Chloe,
48:23the Isa and Teele on my stitches.
48:37What's wrong?
48:38Are you worried about the smell?
48:40A little.
48:40The cats are cute, but the smell is a bit annoying.
48:43We need something to neutralize it.
48:45I already have a plan.
48:46Let's expand a small candy house next to the living room,
48:49full of flowers and candies.
48:51It will not only neutralize the smell,
48:53but also be a healing corner for us.
49:01Just like when we first met.
49:03At that time we were trapped in the elevator
49:05and life was full of embarrassment and quitterner.
49:07You handed me this tongal and told me that when life cooed,
49:09you cheated Grandma taught you.
49:10Turns out that all Yutufra Chan, Jean in the elevator
49:13and started us building our scene to each other
49:15in Singchusana.
49:16Okay, you two, stop being mushy!
49:18The cats are hungry and the candies are going to be eaten
49:20by the cats if you don't put them away.
49:23You kids, you're all so warm.
49:26This place is not just a cat mansion,
49:28but a real home for all of Unshin.
49:31We used to chase big houses and big gardens,
49:35thinking that was happiness.
49:37But in the end,
49:38we found that happiness is not about how much money we have,
49:42but about having people we love,
49:44little guys who depend on us,
49:47and a warm corner that belongs to us.
49:49This is the secret of Earl,
49:51and also the secret of happiness.
49:53Oh, thanks.
49:54.
49:56.
49:56.
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