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Off Campus Episode 1
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00:06Thank you so much.
00:57MUSIC CONTINUES
01:00MUSIC CONTINUES
01:58MUSIC CONTINUES
01:59MUSIC CONTINUES
02:03You looking for someone?
02:04Fuck, no.
02:05Sorry.
02:06Sorry.
02:27MUSIC CONTINUES
02:29In my class, average actually means average.
02:33That is why 70% of you got a C-plus or lower.
02:37It's a fucking jock class.
02:39Like, why am I being forced to try?
02:40I probably failed.
02:41Oh, I definitely did.
02:43You think we can still try it, bro?
02:45I can't.
02:46I need this for my major.
02:48Relax.
02:49Sure, your coach will convince Tolbert to get creative with your grading system.
02:53Um, jocks, so pretty, so entitled.
02:58Weren't you above stereotypes?
03:00Babe, I'm trying to be below one of those stereotypes.
03:04Maybe behind.
03:06And none of you star athletes should expect any special treatment.
03:09You knew what your practice schedule looked like before you signed up for this class, Mr. Maxwell.
03:13Hmm, me?
03:14No, I was just curious about, uh, extra credit opportunities to, you know, learn more.
03:19You can learn from your next assignment.
03:21Oral presentations.
03:23Oh.
03:24Okay.
03:24Yeah, definitely dropping it.
03:27Thanks.
03:29Perfect.
03:30Another D.
03:31So, how'd you do?
03:34No, I'm good.
03:35Girl.
03:36Really?
03:37Yeah, I, I, I wrote in like an hour or so.
03:42Fucking hell, you aced it?
03:44I knew it.
03:45Show me.
03:46Do you mind?
03:47What?
03:49Only you get to look at things that you shouldn't?
03:51Okay.
03:52Now that we got that covered, anybody want to have you to guess as to what we will be discussing
03:56today?
04:02There goes your manic pixie dream boy.
04:04Stop.
04:04Dressed in coal's not my anything.
04:05It's not too late.
04:07It's not too late.
04:09You are intolerable.
04:11Did she do it?
04:12Did she talk to Justin Cole?
04:13No, no, she's too busy pining wistfully from afar.
04:16He has literally no idea who I am, okay?
04:18Am I supposed to just bling myself at him?
04:19Yes.
04:20Mona!
04:20I've said maybe two words to the guy, and they weren't even good words.
04:23Yana, you love his music, and you've been crushing on him for weeks.
04:26Mona!
04:26Soundchakes at five, you're on at nine, okay?
04:28Eight words, ever.
04:30Hey, Mona.
04:32Who's Mona?
04:33I think you.
04:37I'm not Mona.
04:38It is an M, though, right?
04:40Not even close.
04:41What do you want, Garrett Graham?
04:43Pedals to walk on?
04:44Maybe another fancy gym that costs thousands of dollars, even though the theater department is literally falling apart.
04:49Hmm.
04:51So, uh, I failed that paper.
04:53Sounds like a lot of people did.
04:55And I was thinking it'd be great if I didn't fail again.
04:59So.
05:01Was there a question in there?
05:02There's a question.
05:03I don't think I heard a question.
05:05No.
05:05You guys are late for a scene study.
05:07All right, go.
05:08I'll see you at dinner.
05:09Bye, Mona.
05:11I need your help.
05:13Wow.
05:14What?
05:15See, usually with questions, voices kind of go up at the end, and your voice didn't do that, so.
05:21Okay.
05:22Could you, pretty pleased with sugar on top, help me study so that I don't fail spectacularly?
05:27Better.
05:28But no.
05:30Come on.
05:31Do me a solid.
05:32I mean, you kind of owe me for that sneak peek.
05:34Okay, that was an honest mistake.
05:36Was it?
05:37I mean, tons of girls would have paid good money for the view you got, so.
05:40Okay, I'm scarred for life.
05:41If anything, you owe me.
05:43Well, I have to ace the oral presentation or I can't play.
05:46Okay, believe it or not, I have my own priorities that have nothing to do with barter hockey.
05:49Find another tutor, dude.
05:56Turns out I'm still 20 when I'm acting middle-aged.
06:00Same old conversation, all this small talk that I hate.
06:05And I never thought I'd say it, but I'm sick of everyone.
06:10I need to sweat it out, I need to have some fun.
06:15Get the cards and the cards and the cards and the cards and the cards and the cards, and the
06:18cards and the cards.
06:18Turn and dance and the boys gonna love me.
06:21Picking their lips, wishing they had them big boy hands all on my hips.
06:26Everybody's on some drugs, everybody wants some love.
06:30I don't want shit, I don't need to chase that hit.
06:33As long as I got my boys and girls, I'm rich.
06:36Oh, shit.
07:10Hey, wanted to talk to me?
07:12If this is about being late, I have a new idea for a shortcut.
07:19Oh.
07:20Oh, you have your bad news face.
07:24It's your scholarship.
07:26It's not happening this year.
07:28What?
07:29Budget cuts don't even get me started.
07:32No, we're three weeks into the semester.
07:34How can...
07:35No, no, they can't, no.
07:37We'll get you an appointment with the financial aid office.
07:39They can help.
07:41No, they're just going to give me another work-study job.
07:43I can barely do all my schoolwork as it is.
07:46Oh, my God.
07:48Okay, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
07:49Don't stop breathing.
07:50You need air to process and live.
07:53Yeah, I also need money.
07:55Is there another scholarship I could apply for?
07:58Another classical composition scholarship?
08:02I could switch concentrations.
08:05Performance?
08:05Girl, we both know you're a much stronger composer than clarinetist.
08:09And there's no money in classical.
08:11Well, jazz.
08:12Jazz.
08:12I could write jazz.
08:14Even less money.
08:16Right?
08:16What do I do?
08:18And let's chat again on Monday after you've had a few days to sit with this.
08:22Hey, Hannah.
08:23We're going to get through it, okay?
08:30I could write pop.
08:32First place comes with a scholarship, right?
08:34Right, but...
08:35You just said that I'm a stronger composer than clarinetist, moments ago.
08:38And I wrote an outstanding piece on pop harmonies in your music theory class freshman year.
08:44I mean, your word, outstanding.
08:46It's true.
08:47Not many people can write so eloquently about the harmonic vocal identities and the work of One Direction.
08:53Yeah, see?
08:53Yeah, I can totally pop.
08:55How hard can it be, really?
08:56Famous last words.
08:58Because the competition, it's pretty steep, Hannah.
09:00No, I can do this.
09:02I will do this.
09:06Okay.
09:07Bring some ideas into class.
09:10We'll talk.
09:11Okay.
09:22Dean!
09:25Dean!
09:27Where you at?
09:30Dean!
09:31Do not give me the silent treatment.
09:33He's taking the world's longest shower.
09:36Still.
09:36At least the door's shut this time.
09:39Logan!
09:41Drains clogged again.
09:42No shit.
09:43Finish your fucking shower.
09:44I'll come fix it.
09:46Dean!
09:47Come help with the kegs.
09:49Told you.
09:50I'll be right down.
09:51Yeah, but when?
09:55You want me to come down naked, Tucker?
09:58Because I'll do it.
09:59You sure will.
10:00Never mind.
10:01Forget I have.
10:05Maybe Garrett will help.
10:06Where the fuck is Garrett?
10:08Hmm.
10:10Guys?
10:16Hey, what's up, bud?
10:17What's up, dude?
10:19Garrett!
10:20Hey.
10:23Yo, Garrett!
10:25What's up, bud?
10:25What's up?
10:26Can't wait for the evening.
10:27Come on.
10:28Come on.
10:30Hey, man.
10:31Hey!
10:31I'm a good spirit.
10:33You hear me?
10:41Smells good, sir.
10:46Dean?
10:47Dean?
10:48Dude, can't you see I'm cooking, man?
10:50Say it, bro.
10:51I just fixed the shower again.
10:54Give you one guess.
10:56Oh, jeez.
10:57Well, that could be anyone.
10:59Fuck, dude.
10:59It's obviously yours, bud.
11:01Don't look at me.
11:02What?
11:03Hey, shower sex is hot.
11:04What's the next time a drain gets clogged in this house?
11:06You get to fix it.
11:06Yeah, like Dean's ever snaked a drain.
11:08Have you ever snaked a drain?
11:10I know what snaking a drain is.
11:12I mean, that counts, right?
11:13Hey, what are these dainty fucking sandwiches you're making tuck?
11:16It's a house party.
11:17We need dippables.
11:18I'm sorry.
11:19Did you just?
11:19Yeah, he just said, uh, dippables?
11:22Dippables?
11:22Dippables.
11:23Dippables.
11:24Dippables.
11:25Dippables.
11:25Yeah, okay, okay, okay, okay.
11:27Walk into that one, of course.
11:28Nothing for you, Logan.
11:29I'm going to make all my food.
11:30Dude, you look beautiful, man.
11:31They look great.
11:33I'll be listening to you.
11:43Hey, can you play something from this Millennium, please?
11:46This is a classic.
11:54Would not have pegged you for an oldies guy.
11:58Kendall?
12:00Graham?
12:03Got you a refill?
12:05One's my max.
12:06Night before game.
12:09So strict.
12:11Are you also strict about non-alcoholic kinds of fun?
12:17Like what?
12:47Hey, so for your pop showcase tour de force, are we feeling folklore vibes or mayhem?
12:53I don't know.
12:53I feel like I'm more of a tailor than a GoPro.
12:56You haven't fallen in love enough times to be a tailor.
12:58Yes, I have.
12:59With who?
13:03Okay, fine.
13:04Sadly, you never have crushes.
13:06The fact that you are down bad for Justin Cole is totally a sign that he's special.
13:11So be a tailor and do something about him.
13:24Okay, have you seen him?
13:25He's so much easier to look at than talk to.
13:28Hold on, just because he can play the guitar and has tiny tattoos doesn't make him some untouchable rock god.
13:35What are you afraid of?
13:39I don't know.
13:40Okay, maybe I talk to him and his accent makes me melt and it goes terribly or he's just not
13:47interested and then I never feel this way about anyone ever again.
13:50Or maybe...
13:55Or maybe...
13:56Or maybe...
13:56Or maybe...
13:59I'm not you, Ali.
14:01I can't just find a husband day one of college.
14:04I can't talk to a guy like it's no big deal.
14:07I walked in on Garrett Graham in the shower and I fell over a laundry cart.
14:10You did what?
14:11I don't want to talk about it.
14:12You saw Garrett Graham naked?
14:15What did he look like?
14:17He looked naked and then I fell, which is my point.
14:21I... I can't do this.
14:23Okay, I have an idea.
14:24Literally everyone's going to a block party tomorrow, including Justin probably.
14:28When's an easier time to talk to a guy than a party?
14:30Well, I... I don't like parties.
14:33But you love music.
14:35No, I need to work on my showcase song.
14:37That's an excuse and you know it.
14:39No, it's not.
14:40I want to present a demo in my class next week.
14:42It's a Poland all-nighter.
14:43I'm spending the night at Shawn's anyway.
14:45You'll have the place to yourself.
14:47No, but...
14:47No, Hannah, I'm not letting you off the hook this time.
14:50If you want to be a tailor, you have to take a risk.
15:04I'm so weedy-o, weedy-o, weedy-o.
15:10I want you to put pills behind the counter that hit.
15:13I want you so bad my fingers shook with it and we could have all of the money in the
15:19world.
15:19But all the money in the world couldn't buy us this.
15:23And somebody else that might never be it.
15:26My name is Peter Tammi, my home the same.
15:29My name is Peter Tammi, my mom the same.
15:31I'm so happy that it's not the thing that I can do.
15:34I don't know what we will.
15:35I change my hair, you change your clothes, my cheek tattoos if you like them.
15:42Kiss me till my lips are bruised.
15:45I promise no one's watching me.
15:48Not just a body, somebody would a body or somebody to me.
15:54Not just a body, somebody would a body, wants your body on me.
15:59Let's go.
16:33Let's go.
17:05I've missed you.
17:13I've been busy at practice.
17:15Yeah, no, it's not a judgment.
17:18I just missed you.
17:27Did you miss me?
17:31Um...
17:32Wow.
17:33Okay.
17:34Guess I misread this.
17:36No.
17:38Well, I mean, yeah, you kind of did, but...
17:41You know, Kendall, I've been very upfront.
17:43My whole life is morning workouts, class, practice, repeat.
17:48The whole team has practice, Garrett.
17:50Okay, they still have lives.
17:52Yeah, I mean, well, none of them were drafted by the Bruins.
17:55So you're special.
17:56What?
17:57That's not...
17:58No, I was just made captain.
18:00So the Bruins are watching every game, how I play, how I behave.
18:04I can't lose focus.
18:06So, like I said before, all I can offer is casual.
18:09Yeah, well, I don't want that anymore.
18:12Okay?
18:13I...
18:14I want to be your girlfriend.
18:16Why?
18:19I mean, like, what I mean is I...
18:23What's my favorite band?
18:25My major.
18:27How do I like my coffee?
18:30What's my mother's name?
18:33Look, I don't know any of those answers about you, either.
18:36So maybe...
18:38You just want to be with the guy headed to the NHL,
18:41or you've deluded yourself into thinking that I'm someone I never pretended to.
18:45to be, but, um, either way, you deserve better.
18:51Fuck you, Garrett.
18:59Yeah, fuck me.
19:05Oh.
19:14All right, there's a lot of hype around these young guys.
19:16The Bruins are putting a lot of faith, a lot of stock in Garrett Graham.
19:20He has the ability and the potential to be a generational player in this league.
19:24Wow, really?
19:24Garrett is the type of player who has that tenacity,
19:27but I'm betting that Garrett Graham proves me right.
19:30If you've got a lady and you want her gone,
19:34but you ain't got the guts.
19:38She keeps me, you're not your nut and dance.
19:41I want the dry and nuts.
19:45For a fee, I'm happy to be.
19:49You're a basketball man.
19:51Come on.
20:02Come on.
20:03I take it back.
20:10Move, move, move.
20:12Come on.
20:12Come on.
20:33we weren't dating we kind of were yeah you and Kendall have been hooking up all semester
20:38house says hey hey Nate okay Dean agrees with you which kind of just proves that you're wrong
20:45fuck you know I I don't have to take this slander I am a responsible upstanding member of society
20:54I'll be ready in 30 minutes 30 minutes maybe an hour that's ambitious all right he gets a half
21:01hour if he's any longer than that we're leaving without him thanks Doug yes sir
21:08is your dad yeah yeah he's got a new girlfriend wants me to meet her ah that's inevitable right
21:26look I know he can uh be a dick no he's more than a dick okay but he's still your
21:32dad
21:36all he cares about is hockey you know I only matter because I am him I'm just a mini fucking
21:44Phil
21:44Graham yeah man I mean all you'd have to do is win a Stanley Cup a Norris trophy or two
21:49spend more time
21:50in your hair than a Kardashian and yeah you just like him okay hey your dad was great everybody
21:59knows it but no one is expecting you to be him he is all our parents have expectations G shit
22:11I'd
22:12kill for my dad to even be into hockey let alone a damn legend all right but we're not doing
22:17this for
22:17them we're doing this because we love it right yeah thanks man take a shower you smell like shit
22:36fine
22:36no
23:01hi you're right here
23:05I can't pull an all-nighter in my room. I'll fall asleep.
23:08Fair enough. How's it coming?
23:11I have a melody.
23:13No lyrics, though.
23:14Well, that's great. That's, like, halfway done, right?
23:17No, not really. Lyrics are kind of a big thing in pop.
23:20That's why classical is easier.
23:22Dude, I have seen your sheet music. Classical is not easier.
23:27Definitely is.
23:29Well, have you ever written a pop song before?
23:32Uh, not since high school.
23:33I don't come back to you with writing a bike.
23:38Yeah, maybe.
23:40Hey.
23:42Be nice to my friend Hannah.
23:44You just started writing. These things take time, right?
23:50What if I can't, Al?
23:52What if I write a terrible song, and I fail a pop showcase,
23:57and I can't afford my tuition next semester?
24:00You know, like, what if you're right?
24:01If I don't fall in love, I can't be a tailor that can write a perfect song about love and
24:07life and heartbreak.
24:08Hey, hey. You are setting the bar way too high.
24:11I mean, of course you're gonna fall in love someday.
24:15Maybe it'll be with Justin. Maybe someone else.
24:20No, I've just been staring at this blank page all night, and I have literally no idea what it should
24:25be about.
24:27What did you write about in high school?
24:29What?
24:29You said you wrote in high school. What did you write about?
24:39Hannah?
24:41Uh, nothing.
24:43It's dumb.
24:48Well, something will come to you, okay?
24:51Just give it time.
24:53Yeah.
24:55Hey, out of curiosity, you weren't supposed to open up balloons today, right?
25:04Shit!
25:30There you are.
25:31Sorry, Bella.
25:32Long time.
25:33Being as young as I fucking used to be.
25:36I know, I can't handle this all on my own, you know?
25:38Oh, no, I'm sorry.
25:40I'm sorry.
25:40Hey.
25:41See you there.
25:41Happy game.
25:44Hi.
25:44Oh, no, you like it.
25:45I have to make something morally.
25:50Ah, hello.
25:53Hi.
25:55Hi.
25:56Hi.
25:57Picking up a takeaway order for Justin Cobb?
26:01Yeah, yeah.
26:02No, I know who you are.
26:04We've spoken, kind of.
26:06Um, your band is really good.
26:09Ah, yeah, thanks.
26:12I'm not like a creepy soccer fan or anything.
26:14I work here, so I've heard you.
26:17Say good.
26:18The uniform?
26:20Right.
26:22I carried a watermelon.
26:25What?
26:27Dirty dancing.
26:29Jennifer Grey's this really awkward moment with Patrick Swayze when I...
26:34Sorry, never mind.
26:35Yeah, obviously I work here.
26:38Look, I'm kind of in a rush. Can I...
26:40Oh, my God. Yeah.
26:41Yeah, sorry.
26:41Sorry, thank you.
26:42Yeah.
26:44Bye.
26:46Smooth.
26:48I carried a watermelon.
26:49Anyone ever tell you that eavesdropping is rude?
26:52Did anyone ever tell you that your references are dated?
26:54It's a classic.
26:56I just came over here to see if we could place an order.
26:58Or is it like a self-serve kind of day?
27:01I'll be right with you.
27:03You know, you shouldn't fawn over him.
27:05What?
27:05That guy. You're too available.
27:07What? Like the girls throwing themselves at you over there.
27:09That's a different scenario.
27:11I don't do girlfriends. They know that.
27:12Okay, well, congratulations, Casanova.
27:14But I don't need your help.
27:16Refill?
27:17Yeah, please.
27:20What if I paid you?
27:22I was to take your dating advice.
27:23To tutor me, nerd.
27:25You could just ask my name.
27:27Usually, girls just tell me.
27:30Come on. I'll pay you anything.
27:32You're the only one who got an A on that paper.
27:33So?
27:35So?
27:35I need to play.
27:37Why?
27:37Because you get off on beating people up?
27:39What?
27:41Hockey is the only non-combat sport that doesn't eject its players for fighting.
27:44It celebrates it.
27:46When a team is down and points in actual strategies to pick a fight for morale.
27:52Sorry.
27:53I'm sure you're not a bad guy.
27:54I just don't like hockey.
27:57Yeah.
27:59Yeah.
28:16Hey.
28:18Just talk to him.
28:20He'll be all right.
28:24Papa Graham.
28:26De Laurentiis.
28:27Great hit of McManus last week.
28:29Bet that kid felt it in his bones.
28:31Hey, you know.
28:32Gotta keep my boy's back.
28:33I like it.
28:34Tucker, you're looking good out there.
28:36You're really finding your rhythm with the line.
28:38Thanks, Mr. Graham.
28:39Wanna see you in the stands this afternoon?
28:41Wouldn't miss it.
28:44Mr. Graham.
28:45Logan.
28:47Looking handsome as ever.
28:48You too, man.
28:49Good to see you.
28:52Oh.
28:57I saw that you made captain.
29:00About time.
29:03I'm a junior.
29:05Better late than never.
29:08Did you drive all the way out here to congratulate me or make me feel like I fucked up somehow?
29:11Look, I tried calling you earlier, but you don't answer.
29:16I'm not here to fight.
29:17Can we just go inside?
29:19No.
29:19No thanks.
29:21Garrett.
29:22Dad.
29:23Fine.
29:25Cindy and I are getting married.
29:31You've been dating for like two seconds.
29:33Six months.
29:34That's not any better.
29:35Does she even fucking know you?
29:37Watch it.
29:38I don't have any time for this.
29:39We have a game today.
29:40I know.
29:41Eastwood.
29:42Our biggest rivals.
29:43She wants to meet you.
29:44Your timing is fucking shit.
29:45If you would just see it.
29:46I didn't answer my phone because I don't want to talk to you.
29:49You told me your news.
29:50Congratulations.
29:50I'll see you at the wedding.
29:52Make you a man and make you a honeymoon.
29:54Boy.
29:55For real.
29:55Boyye.
29:572, 2, 1.
29:58Go!
29:591, goaay!
30:021!
30:151!
30:161!
30:27I think he has the potential, honestly, to have a bigger impact than Phil ever had.
30:36All right, I can't wait to hear what Phil has to say about that.
30:38Let's go.
30:40I just want to see my dad.
30:41I just want to see my dad.
30:43He's going to be gone to his mouth.
30:46I just want to see my dad.
30:50I just want to see my dad.
30:56Derek Graham is a bigger player.
30:58I think he can play that mean physical game.
31:01He needs to be consistent.
31:03Lean on, G.
31:07Hey, come on, bro.
31:09Get your head in here.
31:14His dad certainly taught him everything he knows, right?
31:17Phil Graham's physicality was brutal, and he's always on the warpath.
31:21Making daddy proud, Graham?
31:27Fuck!
31:37It's the morning podcast!
31:39Let's go, Graham!
31:40Get the bomb!
31:45I am curious to see what kind of player Garrett Graham turns out to be.
31:56He said that?
31:58You know, Garrett doesn't do the girlfriend thing.
32:00He also doesn't do the repeat hookup thing.
32:02He's been hooking up since summer.
32:03Whatever.
32:03Good friends.
32:04And honestly, he's playing like shit.
32:07Yo, Graham's playing like shit.
32:08I told you they're fucking losers.
32:11Let's hope they keep at it.
32:12We'll destroy them.
32:14Hell yeah.
32:15Let me get some of that, Delaney.
32:16Got you, girl.
32:17Let me get some of that equals.
32:27Oh, my God.
32:30Oh, yeah.
32:30Oh, my God.
32:31Yeah.
32:34Oh, my God.
32:35Oh, my God.
32:36Oh, my God.
32:37Oh, my God.
32:37Oh, my God.
32:38Oh, my God.
32:41Oh, my God.
33:13Hey, Gary!
33:15Hey, the game's not over!
34:06I was justified when I was five
34:12Raisin' cane, that's sweet in your eyes
34:16Times are changin', now the ball gets fast
34:19But the fever's gonna catch you when the bitch gets back
34:29Eat me on a Friday night, that's alright
34:33I even like steak on a setting night
34:47I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch, oh the bitch is back
34:51Stone cold and sober, as a matter of fact
34:55I can binge, I can binge, cause I'm better than you
34:58It's the way that I do, it's the things that I do
35:09I'm entertained by pickin' brains
35:13Sell my soul by droppin' veins
35:17I throw my stones, my God, what's that?
35:20Oh, it's full of nasty habits, when the bitch gets back
35:33I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch, oh the bitch is back
35:36Stone cold and sober, as a matter of fact
35:40I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch, oh the bitch
35:42Thanks Devi
35:44Logan, Logan!
35:45Here we go, here we go
35:47Pitch up!
35:50F quantities
36:07We lost you for a minute there
36:21I can bitch, cause I'm better than you
36:23It's the way that I move
36:25The thing that I move
36:29Hey, hey, hey, hey
36:34Bitch, bitch, bitch is bad
36:40Bitch, bitch, bitch is bad
36:48Bitch, bitch
36:54It's not on the one
36:55It's not the mambo
36:56It's a feeling
36:57A heartbeat
37:12What are you doing?
37:17Watching a movie
37:18I mean, why are you inside?
37:20Because I'm watching a movie?
37:22We talked about this
37:23You promised
37:27Sean, convince Hannah to come out with us
37:29No, Sean, tell Ali I have zero interest
37:31Also, I've had a long day and I'm watching a movie
37:33No, you're watching Dirty Dancing
37:35Which means you're burrowing
37:36Hi, babe
37:36Good to see you too
37:37Whatever
37:38Hi, I love you
37:40I'll convince Hannah to come out
37:41It's block party, Hannah
37:42You know, if you don't give an ass
37:43She'll just keep at it until you do
37:45And if you still don't
37:46She'll text you all night distracting you
37:48Ah, well, the power of do not disturb
37:50That doesn't matter
37:51She's coming
37:55I don't know what just happened
37:57Justin Cole just happened
37:58Yeah, well, Dexter's already there
38:00And so is Justin fucking Cole
38:01And he's there alone
38:02Which means Hannah's gonna slide right in
38:04No, no, I have nothing to wear
38:05Okay, well, that's not even remotely true
38:07Come on, I'll pick out your outfit
38:09You just do your makeup
38:11Really try to look hot, Hannah
38:12Do I not normally?
38:15You just look
38:17Sean, help me
38:17I plead the fifth
38:19Fine, okay
38:20I'll do your makeup too
38:21Just hustle
38:22Before Justin leaves
38:43Oh, no
38:48Yes, bitch
38:49That is what I'm talking about, honey
38:51Okay, um, don't look now
38:53But Justin is right
38:55I just said don't look now
39:00Well, now you have to go over there
39:01No, I talked to him earlier
39:03He was not good
39:04Just stop thinking this
39:06No, this is why we pre-game
39:08Now put on your big girl's hands
39:10And go talk to her
39:10I mean, I can get us more shots
39:11If you need them, girl
39:12Look how courage
39:13Hey, no fear pressure
39:14How was that?
39:14Hannah's friend from high school
39:15I thought we'd be
39:16You're not pressuring Hannah
39:17To drink in public
39:18You're only pressuring Hannah
39:20To finally talk to Justin fucking Cole
39:22Right?
39:24Fine, but can we dance, babe?
39:27Yeah, we can
39:49You know, if you pick your head up three inches
39:53There's a party
39:54There's a party
39:54The waitress from Malone's
39:55What's her name?
39:57It's Hannah
39:58What?
40:01Idiot
40:01Dude, she's waited on us like 17,000 times
40:05Who, she has?
40:07Yeah, you seriously haven't noticed her?
40:12All right, we're doing shots
40:13We're doing shots, boys
40:14All right
40:15Come on
40:16Bro, I'm watching you spill it
40:17Give me a shot
40:17Come on, buddy
40:18Have some faith
40:19Jeez
40:19Thank you very much
40:20Just take your tampon out and relax
40:22Okay
40:23Yep
40:24A little bit of luck going here
40:25Ooh, thank
40:29Drinking tonight, G?
40:32Uh, yeah
40:32Okay
40:33So it seems
40:33Okay
40:35Here's to me
40:36Here's to you
40:37Fuck the rest
40:37Whereby are you?
40:38That's her name
40:39Yes, sir
40:39Come on
40:40Get one, Dini
40:40Get in here, cheers, boy
40:42Uh, yeah
40:43To say
40:43Woo
40:44Now it makes you
40:45Something to burn near
40:47But then you told me to leave
40:49And I don't wanna leave
40:51And you
40:52So cute
40:54So cute
40:55So cute
40:55And you gave me a kiss
40:57I was telling me to do
40:59Show me
41:00Oh, oh, oh
41:02Oh, oh, oh
41:03Oh, oh, oh
41:04Go on
41:05I don't wanna leave
41:07I don't even
41:08Oh, oh
41:09We're going to give you more love!
41:16Take a picture.
41:16Sing it!
41:21Yes!
41:23Fuck yeah!
41:41Um, hello?
41:46All yours, princess.
41:58Hey, what?
42:01It's just a whole life.
42:18Let's go.
42:19Okay, you're ready?
42:20No, I'm not.
42:21Don't worry.
42:22We'll be watching.
42:22Perfect.
42:23Okay.
42:24Give me your coat.
42:25Okay.
42:28You got to go.
42:35Yes.
42:36Stop it.
42:50Yeah, one, two, three, two, three.
42:54Hey, you okay?
42:58Yeah, uh, the, um, uh, the, uh, grand, um, stupid cheers.
43:05Okay.
43:07I think we got off on the wrong foot earlier.
43:10I'm a musician, too.
43:12Writer, not performer.
43:14It's sick, yeah.
43:15What kind of stuff do you add?
43:17Uh, classical, mostly.
43:20Yeah, classical.
43:21Yeah, but I'm trying out other styles, too.
43:24Like, pop, folk, R&B, uh, rock, electronic.
43:29Uh, but mostly pop, though, and...
43:33Wellesie.
43:33Classical.
43:35Good?
43:36Babe, I am always telling you to wear your jacket.
43:38You never do.
43:39Here.
43:40Oh, no!
43:42No, no, no, no, no.
43:42Keep coming.
43:43What?
43:45Hey.
43:46I'm, uh...
43:47I know you are, man.
43:48Yeah, you were an island at Eastwood today.
43:50Yeah, thanks, man.
43:51No worries.
43:52What, you're a hockey fan?
43:54Uh, yeah, my, uh, my dad played.
43:56You know, nothing like Phil Graham.
43:58But, uh, yeah, we'd watch together.
44:01Yeah.
44:04You're, you're Hannah, right?
44:05Yeah.
44:07Hannah Wells.
44:11Right.
44:12Now, it was nice to meet you.
44:14Yeah.
44:15Officially.
44:16No worries.
44:17Oh?
44:18Okay.
44:20See you around.
44:21Sweet.
44:22Yeah.
44:25Who the hell was that?
44:27And how do you suddenly know my name?
44:28Don't worry about it.
44:29And you're welcome.
44:31For...
44:32Now Jacob knows who you are.
44:33Justin.
44:34Whatever.
44:36Look, guys like that only want what someone else has.
44:39Especially when that someone is a Briar U athlete.
44:43You really have a healthy opinion of yourself, don't you?
44:45I actually thought that was pretty modest.
44:47I could have said starting center, team captain,
44:49highest scorer for two seasons straight.
44:51Oh, fuck.
44:54It worked, didn't it?
45:08Why do you care?
45:10I haven't been particularly nice to you.
45:14You're a music major, right?
45:17I saw your Instagram.
45:22You, uh...
45:23You sort of disappear when you play.
45:27I don't mean that in a bad way.
45:29I mean, uh...
45:31You love it.
45:32I can tell.
45:34Don't you love hockey like that?
45:38I don't know.
45:41It's just something I've always done to impress my dad.
45:48And does it?
45:51Nothing impresses him.
45:53Not really.
45:56What about your mom?
46:02She, um...
46:04She, um...
46:05Uh...
46:05She died.
46:07A while back.
46:09Cancer.
46:11Oh, I...
46:12Look...
46:17I don't believe in favors...
46:19Or shortcuts.
46:21I don't wanna pass this class because somebody handed me the grade.
46:24I wanna earn it.
46:26And...
46:27I'm pretty sure you're the only one that can help me do that.
46:30I mean...
46:31So what?
46:32I...
46:33I help you study for the midterm and you play my fake boyfriend to get Justin's attention?
46:39Something like that.
46:42You'd still have to pay me.
46:44Obviously.
46:56Don't forget.
46:58I'm not your girl, Graham.
47:01This is my dance space.
47:02This is your dance space.
47:04I don't go into yours.
47:05You don't come into mine.
47:06You've seen Dirty Dancing.
47:08It was my mom's favorite movie.
47:12Still a dated reference, though.
47:14Asshole.
47:15Asshole.
47:16I see.
47:16Hey, this is why this is perfect.
47:18You're not interested in me and I'm not interested in a relationship.
47:22So this arrangement is mutually beneficial?
47:26Purely transactional.
47:29So?
47:37Deal.
47:55For this plan to work, we have to sell it.
47:59If we're gonna be fake dating, there needs to be real kissing.
48:02Whoa, easy.
48:03I just met you.
48:04What are we gonna do?
48:05Hold hands?
48:05You seriously think that's gonna get Justin's attention?
48:08Is he looking?
48:09No.
48:15He's looking now.
48:20This won't make your friendship weird at all?
48:22We're gonna convince anyone that we're hooking up.
48:24You can't blush whenever I come near you.
48:26Get over yourself.
48:27I don't blush.
48:28Oh, yeah?
48:31See?
48:32Nothing.
48:34Not bad.
48:38It's me and you and the Bruins.
48:40That's the dream, right?
48:41Garrett Graham doesn't do girlfriends.
48:43What's really going on?
48:45Oh, my God.
48:46Justin's here.
48:47Be cool.
48:48You're with me.
48:50He is not just some random guy I wanna hook up with.
48:52He is a talented musician who I respect.
48:56Why don't you tell me what you think the song's about?
48:58Like, being in love with someone who doesn't see you.
49:02She's not my girlfriend.
49:03But you clearly want her to be.
49:10You're not taking us this seriously.
49:13Watch the player, not the punk.
49:15What the hell does that mean?
49:16It means, trust me.
49:25If I looked all over the world, and there's every type of girl.
49:32Once you're empty, I seem to pass me by.
49:35I'm dancing with myself.
49:38So let's sink another drink.
49:41It'll give me time to fake.
49:44If I had the chance, I asked the world to dance.
49:47I'm dancing with myself.
49:50Oh-oh.
49:51Dancing with myself.
49:54Dancing with myself.
49:57But there's nothing I'm losing.
49:59There's nothing to prove.
50:00I'm dancing with myself.
50:14I looked all over the world, and there's every type of girl
50:21But your empty eyes seemed to pass me by, you left me dancing with myself
50:27So let's sink another drink, it'll give me time to think
50:33If I had a chance, I asked the world to dance, I'd be dancing, dancing
50:40Dancing with myself, dancing with myself
50:46If I had a chance, I asked the world to dance, if I had a chance, I asked the world
50:52to dance
50:52If I had a chance, I asked the world to dance
50:58I know!
50:59Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
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