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Love Island Uk - Season 13 Episode 13
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00:00You're watching On Demand.
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00:12Jelly. Disgusting. Why is that even a thing?
00:15The World Cup might have kicked off. Come on, Scotland!
00:19Slap on the Factor 50 for a nifty hour of scotch and hot clips.
00:24Everything about it's just too hot.
00:26Get ready for action replays.
00:29Who's like, I need a way.
00:31What is wrong with him?
00:33VAR.
00:34OK, well, I've lost my phone again.
00:36Oh, my God.
00:38Sporting excellence.
00:40I'm taking no prisoners today, right?
00:43Expert dribbling.
00:47Fancy footwork.
00:49Boom, boom, boom, digga, boom, digga, da.
00:51The occasional dirty tackle.
00:53It's just been crawling on me vagina.
00:56Your favourite player's scoring.
00:59I'm controlling me.
01:01And don't forget the chanting.
01:05And of course, the finest commentary available.
01:08It's Love Island Unseen Myths.
01:11What's paralyzed?
01:13Can anyone get up on nature channel and sell me what that is?
01:34Earlier this week, I had a 27-inch portable TV delivered to the villa in order to watch the World
01:39Cup from my sound booth.
01:40And look what turned up.
01:42Who knew there was such a big difference between inches and feet?
01:46Anyway, I set it up in the garden so the girls could watch the boys' dates with the bombshells.
01:52She's stunning.
01:53She's stunning.
01:53You're sexed.
01:54My head's absolutely gone.
01:56My head's spun.
01:57They also got to watch last week's Unseen Bit, so swings and roundabouts.
02:03Absolutely buzzing, mate.
02:05You know he said I look promiscuous.
02:07What does that mean?
02:08What do you mean?
02:09What does that mean?
02:10That mysterious.
02:11Yes, that's what I thought.
02:16Wait, hold on, I'm going to pee quickly.
02:18Shut up.
02:19I swear to God, I need to pee.
02:20Fuck off.
02:20Here, look.
02:21You can just take in some.
02:23Are you happy you're leaving me already?
02:25He's literally leaving me already.
02:28He's like, I need a way.
02:30Oh, Lola.
02:33This is like Year 11 drama.
02:35Yeah, God's time.
02:37Which one of you guys has done that shit?
02:40Disgusting.
02:41Done.
02:43What?
02:45Oh, no.
02:47Has he lost his head?
02:49What is wrong with him?
02:50Can we put the real housewives on instead?
02:52I'm bored of this shit.
02:53No, it's getting a bore.
02:56Rude.
02:58Well, you're in luck, Robin, because I have the remote control.
03:02Hang on.
03:03Where is it?
03:05Behind a cushion?
03:07Down the back of a sunbed?
03:09No, hang on.
03:09Here it is.
03:11I was sitting on it.
03:13And just in time for the start of the new series.
03:16The real Villa Wives of Mallorca.
03:19It's a show packed with heated exchanges.
03:22Oh, my God.
03:23It's well hot.
03:24Oh.
03:25It'll be fine after.
03:26Ow.
03:28Fuck.
03:29No, I can't.
03:30I can't.
03:30That's actually burning.
03:31The fuck is it?
03:32Sit on your back.
03:32Sit on the cushion.
03:33I can't.
03:34Everything about it is just too hot.
03:37Deeply personal, gut-wrenching outbursts.
03:40Blah.
03:41Sorry.
03:42Blah.
03:43Sorry.
03:43It's a show with its cheerleaders.
03:47I love life, life, life, life.
03:51Oh.
03:52Oh.
03:53Oh.
03:57And its doubters.
03:59I'm not doing...
04:00I didn't...
04:01If I generally...
04:02I don't know.
04:02I don't know.
04:03I don't know how...
04:04I don't know.
04:05I don't know.
04:06Neither do we, Yasmin, but there's no time to dither
04:09as we're in a race into this week's Unseen.
04:12Go!
04:14I'm just a scouser.
04:15I'm just a scouser.
04:15I'm just a scouser.
04:16I'm just a scouser.
04:16So let's get down to it.
04:21And say, in language you will understand.
04:23Yes, I'm just a scouser.
04:25Fucking hell.
04:27Chicken and chips.
04:28Chicken and chips.
04:29I've got big tips.
04:32Yes, it's a love island Unseen 3rd.
04:38Here's an unseen bit of Opie flip-flopping about what footwear to wear.
04:44I feel like you stress a lot about the club art.
04:46Oh, mate.
04:47So bad, yeah.
04:49I fucking...
04:52This is pissing me off.
04:55I'm going to get so upset.
05:12I'm sure we didn't hate.
05:13Why are you sure...
05:14Who's are these?
05:15They don't fit.
05:16They don't fit?
05:17No.
05:18This is the worst.
05:19This is...
05:19I'm going to...
05:20I'm going to lose my head.
05:22Fuck me.
05:23What are these, Cav?
05:28Oh.
05:28You might have changed fast.
05:30What?
05:30How are they?
05:31Perfect.
05:32Perfect.
05:49The boys may have been out of the villa at the beginning of the week,
05:52but that didn't stop them bugging the girls.
05:55Look, look.
05:56Oh, my God.
05:58Lorendo!
06:00What are you doing here?
06:01Oh, it's stuck.
06:03What is it?
06:04Can anyone get up Nature Channel and tell me what that is?
06:12David.
06:13David Annenbrough.
06:14Here we are, in the wilderness, a beetle in the wild.
06:22Guys, he's actually coming for me.
06:24The rest of them, stop firing me.
06:26Stop it.
06:28Oh, Saturday Night Unseen Bits is going to be great.
06:31You're talking as David Attenborough.
06:32I'm going to light this around the earth.
06:34Forget about Unseen Bits, Ellie.
06:36I've been plaguing the people at ITV with my new format idea, Unseen Bugs.
06:44The premise of the show is easy to understand.
06:47We just have to remain unseen.
06:49There's a bug hidden in that pot.
06:52One by that tree.
06:56And we come out late at night.
07:02Aye, we can be hard to spot.
07:05Stop with the digging of arrows.
07:07Someone will see us.
07:09Oh, no.
07:10We've been rumbled.
07:13No recommission.
07:15But it's a classic fly-on-the-wall documentary.
07:25I got confused this week when everyone started calling Sean Fitzey.
07:28If you guys have another name I should know about, you'd better declare them now.
07:32Have you heard my full name?
07:34My full name is, and I'll call you now.
07:35Go on, go over.
07:36Go on.
07:36Robin Marie Gabrielle Langton Quantrell.
07:40Mine's not that impressive.
07:41Sean Ronan Bartholomew Fitzgerald.
07:45Sean Ronan.
07:46Ronan.
07:47I was actually going to be named Roman, but one of my cousins was born the same time as me.
07:51Oh, my God. That's one of my baby names.
07:52Roman?
07:53Yeah, Roman.
07:53Yeah, one of my baby names.
07:54Do you have other baby names?
07:55I have loads.
07:56Do you actually?
07:57Yeah.
07:57Go on.
07:57How many kids are you having, buddy?
07:59I'm only having, like...
08:00Is this going to be a Brad Pitt-Angelina adoption thing or what?
08:03What are you going to do?
08:04But I've got some amazing baby names.
08:06Go on.
08:06Give me them.
08:06I'll tell you if they're good or not.
08:07Okay.
08:09Vienna.
08:10Vienna.
08:11Like the ice cream.
08:12Vienna.
08:13Vienna.
08:14Don't ruin it.
08:15Oh, that's Viennetta.
08:16Sorry.
08:16No, it's okay.
08:17Vienna is fine.
08:17Vienna.
08:17That's the name of the place.
08:18Vienna.
08:19Vienna.
08:19Okay.
08:20Then I've got...
08:22I like Nova for the girl.
08:26Roman for the boy.
08:27Roman I prefer over Ruben.
08:28Ruben.
08:29Ruben.
08:29I love Ruben.
08:30I love Payson.
08:32For a girl or a boy.
08:34Payson.
08:34Payson.
08:35How do you know any Payson's?
08:37P-A-Y-C-I-N now.
08:38Why?
08:39So you make up the name?
08:40Yeah, I just find all these names and I'm like, what else?
08:43So you just spend your days coming up with names for babies?
08:45What else did I have?
08:46What else did I have?
08:47The first thing you should probably be worrying about is finding someone to have babies with.
08:52And the second thing you should be worrying about is how much a kid called Payson could get teased at
08:56school.
09:03A 10-shot.
09:05Anyone having trouble with their man, please sign up for Ellie's gift of the boot camp.
09:11Right.
09:12I'm the leader.
09:14Full body circuit.
09:15Yeah.
09:15Full round.
09:16We're hitting arms, legs and core.
09:19Yeah.
09:19Right.
09:20We're going to have that at full speed. Yeah, no fucking about no fucking about I'm taking the prisoners today
09:27Right. These are all going to work and tell you can't walk. Yeah
09:31Squat squats shoulder press. We've got weighted up and then whatever they bad boys are called in eight to ten,
09:37but push for ten
09:38Let's go
09:40Go
09:42Keep pushing
09:44I'm going to have have abs like Sean after this three two one go one
10:05I've already made it to 30
10:13That was so funny. Okay, that's enough planks and dumbbells for one day girls unless you include the boys
10:30Aidan may be older than Kavan by two years, but which of the brothers is the biggest bro?
10:35We listened to one of the conversations to find out
10:38I feel I've come in there like stirred your shit out tonight, bro. Don't feel bad. You swags got a
10:43thing in it
10:46Unfortunately the little bro just went
10:49Now bro sharing a bed with her
10:54Listen you weren't here when it ended bro. Like I was still very 50-50 you do you
10:58It's gonna be harder than I thought that bro
11:01I pulled her and had a chat with her and it was a little bit of a laugh and a
11:04joke, bro
11:05I'm gonna lie lie. It's pretty serious for me. He's a good she's great, bro. He's 10 out of 10
11:09It's huge, bro
11:10If it carries on the next couple of days, bro. I don't know what to say, but for me
11:14I'd say you've got to just move on bro
11:17Yeah, it's gonna be way harder than I thought bro bro to bro. Bro to bro bro to bro. Yeah,
11:24it's always bro to bro
11:28I haven't said this bro bro bro bro the fucking wins, bro bro. I feel like you're a trap. I'm
11:35just having a great time, bro
11:37Congratulations, Aiden. You just broke the world record with a grand brutal of 21. Come on in, brother
11:51Hey, Opie, remember we promised you a chance to get to show off your dance moves. Well now's your chance
11:56Teach me some moves. I need to learn how to move the hips a bit like
11:59But you knees go back
12:02forward
12:03So go backwards
12:05forward
12:05Boom, that's it boom boom boom. That's it
12:10Yeah, but you do yeah, see you see here to here more back and dick back dick back
12:20Find it back yeah like this way boom
12:30Oh
12:31Boom to go boom to go boom to go boom let's boom
12:37That's what's here. I mean you got that three running. Yeah, it's from the top. Yeah, it's right from the
12:41top five six seven
12:50Okay, right
13:01Yeah
13:02Thanks Opie now look what you've started
13:05Okay, that's enough for now cavern
13:13We've all enjoyed watching Sean and Lola getting closer this week and we'd watch them some more if we could
13:18find them
13:20We didn't do our game. Okay
13:21Are you ready for this? You need your sunglasses off for this so I can actually see your eyes
13:24You're just gonna spit at me. I'm not gonna spit on you if I can't hold it in I will
13:28but I'll try and get it away from your face
13:30Okay, no, let's really lock in don't bottle this. Okay, so put loads in your mouth
13:33Okay, when I put my thumb up with start and then we'll just go for it. Okay
13:36Some unseen clips sound far worse than they actually are
13:39I'm just hoping this one is one of those or I'm in big trouble, but you'll have to come back
13:44later to find out
13:46What's going on now?
14:03They say AI music is bad, but not as bad as AO music that's A did an O pitch
14:09Earplugs at the ready, please
14:11Put your hands up! Hold ten! Hold ten! Hold ten! Here we go!
14:18Welcome back to Love Island Unseen Best
14:21Time to get warmed up
14:26Ouch, ouch, ouch!
14:28Ooh, bastard! That was my shoes!
14:32Oh, it's hot
14:33And look for your best
14:34Bloody hell, look at who you are next to us
14:37We're here to knock you out with some heavyweight unseen action
14:42So settle in as we spill some serious tea
14:45Yeah, what's all this tea business?
14:47It's like Crockett, so it's like tea, Crockett
14:50I thought that was tea
14:51Or you can say tea, Crockett
14:53Like, that's tea
14:58You're killing me
14:59Just make it last all night
15:05Earlier we were listening in to this
15:07We didn't do it again, okay?
15:08Yeah
15:08You're just gonna spit at me
15:09I'm not gonna spit it on you
15:11If I can't hold it in, I will
15:12But I'll try and get it away from your face, okay?
15:14No, let's really lock in, don't bottle this
15:16So put loads in your mouth
15:17And then we'll just go for it, okay?
15:18Well, here's...
15:21What's going on now?
15:25Mm-hmm
15:26Mm-hmm
15:48Lola!
15:50You didn't even try to stop it, you were just giving it, man
15:55Went on my nose
15:56You have the right to remain silent, Lola
15:58Anything you spray may be given in evidence
16:07Opie's dancing is turning him into a Love Island legend
16:10Or should that be leg end?
16:12You got good legs as well, you know
16:13Don't know how, man, I do legs actually once a year
16:16I reckon because from dancing it's a lot of legs
16:17Yes, honestly, you're so right, mate
16:19What's the hardest thing?
16:20Is that your core?
16:21Is it your shoulders?
16:21Is it your legs?
16:22What, that hurt?
16:23Yeah
16:23Your feet are fucked
16:24Is it?
16:25Yes, mate
16:25The ankles as well
16:26Eight shows a week
16:27Eight shows a week, six days a week
16:28So you have one day off
16:29How do you do eight shows a week?
16:30So you do one every day
16:31And then two days of the week you do two
16:33Fuck off
16:33That's insane
16:34Wait, you do one every day
16:36So Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday
16:37Two on Thursday
16:39Yeah
16:40Friday, two on Saturday
16:41Where are you performing?
16:41Where are you performing?
16:42Where in the West End?
16:44West End
16:44Lion King's sick boy
16:45I didn't even watch that
16:45Like they come out into the crowd
16:47With like the big fucking
16:48What do they come through the crowd with?
16:49There's like a fake rhino
16:51There's a fake elephant
16:51There's like giraffes
16:53They put boys on like stilts
16:54You've got to like walk like
16:55Like
16:56Do you get on the stilts?
16:57No, I was
16:58I was the back of the rhino
17:00It's the rhino's arse
17:01I was the rhino's arse
17:04How many people makes up the rhino?
17:06Two
17:06Two
17:08You told me you were Simba
17:09I played Simba as well
17:10I did both
17:11Big difference, man
17:12I did both
17:13Imagine inviting a bird to come watch you take
17:15Who you please
17:16The rhino's arse
17:17Also, no one sees you
17:18You're just under the rhino
17:19No, so like
17:20Yeah, how do you think
17:21He saw it
17:21And was like
17:22Recognize this arse
17:24It's like a big costume
17:25And you put your
17:25On your
17:26So you get into it
17:27And your head
17:27So you're sticking out of it
17:28Can you do your rhino walk?
17:30No
17:30It says you that
17:32What then?
17:33Someone in front of you as well
17:41How the fuck did you get this job?
17:43Audition for rhino's arse
17:45What else?
17:45Just the rhino
17:46There's got to be other roles as well
17:47Excuse me
17:48Why don't you play rhino?
17:49How can you play anything else?
17:50You start as a rhino
17:51Then you're like a bit of grass
17:55You're joking
17:56Bro, I thought you'd come out like dancing
17:58I didn't realise
17:59I pretend to be grass
18:01He does this
18:02Does anyone have to be a tree?
18:04Huh?
18:04Does anyone have to be a tree?
18:05I have to be a plant at one point
18:06Yeah
18:08He's like
18:08Yeah, it's really hard on the feet
18:10Eight shows a week boys of this
18:14I played a tree once
18:15All the reviewers raved about my extremely wooden performance
18:24Lola can count on her hand a number of times
18:26Shaun has kissed her
18:27Only she's finding it a little difficult to do
18:30Do you know what?
18:31When I count
18:31Like one, two, three
18:32I can't do it like normal
18:34I have to do like one, two, three, four, five
18:36That is such
18:37Wow
18:38You are so
18:39I can't do it
18:40Like count normally
18:42You can't go one, two, three, four, five
18:44No, I can't do that
18:44One, two, three
18:45Do this
18:45Yeah, one, two, three
18:47Can you not do this?
18:48Four
18:48No, because I can't lift that finger
18:50About putting the baby one up
18:51Oh, do you know what I can do?
18:53No, I know
18:55There she is
18:57What the
18:58Isn't that cool?
18:58That's really trippy
18:59That's crazy
19:00You need to do it in the talent show
19:01Hi guys, so my talent today is making waves with my hands
19:05I can meow and do you go noise in a quick time
19:07This kitten noise
19:08This kitten noise is unreal
19:10That's good isn't it?
19:13Most of all
19:14That's weird isn't it?
19:15Gayle, you've got a bag of fucking hidden colors
19:16I'm so darling
19:17Can you do it?
19:19Can you do it?
19:20That's quite good
19:21Like a grown cat
19:24I can only do that though
19:26Like I can't do a normal cat
19:28Mine's like newborn kitten
19:32I hate pointing the finger at islanders for their quirks and oddities
19:35But on this occasion I'm making an exception
19:44Obviously when you get a bunch of Love Island boys together
19:46The first thing they're going to talk about are hand jobs
19:48You know that thing in the gym the little squeeze thing like
19:50Just out of the tank
19:53I'm ready for this guy
19:55Turn your hands a little bit
19:56Send me in
19:56Do you actually do hand modeling?
19:57No, I used to
19:58It was like the first job I had after school
20:00I actually had to audition for my hand modeling
20:02I had to audition like show them like
20:04I had to go and hold the McDonald's burger
20:06No way
20:08You're taking the beer
20:09You're having me out now
20:10There's no way
20:11Do they like wear gloves whilst I wake?
20:14Do they really look after their hands?
20:15What me?
20:15The other models, yeah
20:16No, I don't know
20:17Is there anything you have to like put a special cream on them around it
20:20And I don't know
20:20They do all four
20:21They like tidy them up and stuff like that
20:23So does that mean you can't go gym
20:24Marring for calluses and stuff like
20:26Do they like any other stuff?
20:27I didn't really do much gym back then
20:29But yeah
20:30I'm very sensitive to like calluses and stuff
20:31I'll try not to get them
20:32Yeah
20:33I've got them to be fair
20:34I said to my mate
20:35I can't do this anymore
20:36And he's like
20:37Come on stop
20:38He's such a fucking wimp
20:40You and your stupid hands
20:43I'm like hey
20:44I need to protect these all right
20:45One day they might come in handy
20:47I suspect Lorenzo
20:49Once all this Love Island fame blows over
20:51You'll be back to handling Big Macs for a living once again
20:59Opie's dancing has become a viral sensation
21:02Look he's already got over three followers
21:04From the start
21:05So you're stepping around with your right leg
21:06Skip click click click click click click click
21:11Very good
21:12From there
21:12You bring your feet together
21:14So boom boom boom
21:16Same on his leg
21:16Boom boom boom
21:18The next hit is
21:19The next hit
21:20It's like
21:21That's exactly it
21:22Boom boom
21:23Boom boom boom
21:24Next hit
21:25You're finished here
21:26You're going to go left right
21:28And turn
21:29This is half
21:30And again
21:30Left right
21:31And turn
21:32And turn their hands
21:33Let's go
21:34Let's go
21:34Let's go
21:34Let's go
21:35Let's go
21:35Let's go
21:35Let's go
21:36Let's go
21:36Five-six-seven we go
21:39Three-two-three-four
21:41Five-six-seven
21:42Seven-two-three-four
21:45Five-sever
21:46Three-two-three-four
21:48Five-sever
21:49Seven-one-three-seven
21:59That was good, right?
22:00That was good.
22:07Occasionally I wonder how any of this lot are going to find love.
22:10Some of them can barely find their own two feet.
22:13Has anyone sat on my phone?
22:15Is there a phone with you sat?
22:17No.
22:17Okay, well, I've lost my phone again.
22:19How do I do this?
22:20How is it lost?
22:21I don't understand.
22:22Is it not on charge?
22:23No, I literally had it, I swear.
22:25I took it off.
22:26Oh, my God.
22:28Okay, right, what the hell?
22:30How did I have it and now I don't?
22:36Prima, is that your phone, babe?
22:38No, this is mine.
22:39Oh, where the hell is mine?
22:42Can someone bring my phone?
22:44Like, can someone bring my phone?
22:45Did you have it outside, Yaz?
22:47No, I literally have just had it.
22:48I just took it off the phone.
22:50What about the bathroom, hon?
22:51I don't think I've been in the bathroom.
22:52I feel like I've just been in here with it.
22:55Is this your phone?
22:56Oh, my God, this is your phone.
22:57Oh, my God.
22:58I've just been taking pictures on your fucking phone.
23:00No, you're fine, babe.
23:00Where the fuck is my phone, then?
23:03Oh, God.
23:04Oh, shock it would be me to lose mine.
23:06Oh, I love taking pics.
23:08I assume.
23:09I literally love it.
23:10Wait, Yaz, was I taking pics on your phone, then?
23:12Yeah, I think so.
23:15I literally, it literally said Priya on it a minute ago.
23:18Nah, something's going wrong in here.
23:21Oh, Yaz, is that my phone or is that yours?
23:22That's mine.
23:23For fuck's sake.
23:25I'm so confused.
23:27Maybe you should get it blocked, Yazmin.
23:29Whoever has it could be doing anything with it as we speak.
23:34Oh.
23:36Who's phone is this?
23:57Welcome back to part three of Love Island Unseen Bits.
24:04Where all that glitters is not bling.
24:06A little kiss ting.
24:08Got my bling bling.
24:09Wearing pearls.
24:10That's my thing thing.
24:15The glassware is pretty shiny, too.
24:17Oh, my God.
24:18I can see myself pulling the reflection.
24:20Do you think I look like Matisha Adams when I do my hair like this?
24:22So, you look good, no?
24:23I always look good.
24:24I know that.
24:25We have no time for umming and ahhing.
24:29Eww.
24:31Eww.
24:32Eww.
24:33Eww.
24:34Eww.
24:35OK, maybe a tiny bit of umming.
24:38But hats off to them, I say.
24:39Oh.
24:40As they get down to a beat entirely of their own making.
24:44Eww.
24:44Eww.
24:46Eww.
24:48Go and get the fuck out of my bed.
24:49Get the fuck out of my bed.
24:51And occasionally find themselves as the butt of the joke.
24:55You know, guys, theatre's actually really hard.
24:56Go on, do the runner.
24:59Yeah, but surely that's the front of the runner.
25:01The back of the runner's got a lot more.
25:03There's a little bit more to it if you're at the back.
25:05It's got a sway.
25:07It's like this, see, like here.
25:09And it's like, and your head is sticking out.
25:12Wait, so people see you?
25:13Yeah, you can see your head.
25:14Oh, you can see your head.
25:15I thought you were just stuck up in someone's arse.
25:17Right, let's do the elephant then.
25:18I'll go on.
25:19The elephant, you're just doing this.
25:21But you've got a shuffle?
25:22Yeah.
25:23Unseen bits, jumbo jokes, minimal effort.
25:37Here's an unseen clip of Lorenzo getting all golem about Sean's precious ring.
25:42Has that ring got meaning?
25:43Yes.
25:45No, the one on her finger does.
25:47You've given her your ring?
25:49No.
25:50She's just minding it for me.
25:51Have you lost it?
25:52Show me your tongue right now.
25:54Show me your tongue right now.
25:55I don't know where it is.
25:56Oh, my God.
25:58You've given her your ring?
25:58You have not lost my ring.
26:00No, I haven't lost it.
26:01I haven't lost it.
26:01If you've lost it, it's done.
26:02I haven't lost it.
26:04I know where it is.
26:06And so Legolal sets out on her quest for the ring before incurring the wrath of Lord
26:13Seanron.
26:14You've given her your ring?
26:15I hope a bombshell comes in.
26:17Bombshell comes in.
26:18Oh, guys, this is so cute.
26:19I just love you guys together.
26:20It won't be so cute if that ring is lost.
26:23It'll be handbaggings at dawn.
26:26No, see, the ring is a test.
26:28If she loses that, it's done.
26:29Wow.
26:30It's a test.
26:32Find it, Lola, or you shall not pass.
26:37Okay, so how mad are you?
26:40Are you actually serious?
26:40I didn't mean it.
26:41You've lost my ring.
26:43No.
26:43Are you really mad?
26:44Yeah, I'm fuming.
26:45Why?
26:46Because I made that in a class.
26:49You thought, oh, my God, you are actually not funny.
26:51Let me see it.
26:53That looks good, doesn't it?
26:55Should I make that?
26:56I made that, yeah.
26:57Aw, my precious.
27:00I can't believe I'm making my own coffee.
27:01I feel like this is a bit embarrassing.
27:04And so another quest begins.
27:05Honestly, if this keeps up, we'll be changing the name of the show to Unseen Hobbits.
27:17Other Islanders know looking for love is a serious business.
27:21Before you can find it, you have to ask yourself some difficult questions.
27:24So, guys, if we were all animals, which animals do you think we'd be?
27:27Ellie.
27:28You're like a sexy lion.
27:31Yeah.
27:31Wow.
27:32Yeah, sexy lion.
27:33Or like a snow leopard.
27:34Yeah.
27:35Something with nails.
27:36Yeah.
27:36And we said that you are so cute Pomeranian and sexy Pomeranian.
27:40Oh, my God.
27:40I'm literally taking that.
27:42My mum always says I'm like a tiger, but I don't know if that's quite...
27:45I can see that for you.
27:46I'd say some type of cat, but I think everyone's some type of cat, to be honest.
27:49Yeah, like a feline-y...
27:50Yeah.
27:50A cat.
27:51Yeah.
27:51A Spanx one, one of them bald fuckers.
27:54Definitely not bald.
27:55She's always shaving his bloody elbows.
27:56Oh, she's always fucking shaving, mate.
27:57I'm like...
27:58Yeah, what man and one would Lola be?
27:59Do you know what you're like, Bambi?
28:01Yeah.
28:01Yeah.
28:02Because you're...
28:03Strutting around.
28:05Jazz is like a sexy black leopard.
28:07You're like...
28:08Oh, I feel like Jaguar.
28:09Jaguar.
28:10Yeah, Jaguar.
28:10I'll take that.
28:12That's...
28:12That's a cute one.
28:13I like that.
28:14For sure.
28:14What did we say?
28:15Everyone said you were a dolphin.
28:16Yeah.
28:17Or maybe like a peacock.
28:19You know?
28:20Yeah!
28:21Because of the colours!
28:23Yeah!
28:24With the accessories, I'm thinking like...
28:26When she gets dressed up at night, she has her feathers out, you know?
28:29Yeah!
28:30I love that, I love that.
28:32Victoria, what would you be, girlie?
28:34Everyone always says I'm like a cat.
28:36Yeah, you do give like black cow.
28:37Black cow.
28:38Like sexy.
28:39Yeah.
28:39Yeah.
28:40If I had a black cat, I wanted to call it Salem.
28:42I'm a black cat.
28:43That is such a good name.
28:44I didn't.
28:44We called my black cat, black cat.
28:46And we called my girl cat, girl cat.
28:48And then the other two had real life names.
28:50That is so funny.
28:51I actually had a dog called Lola.
28:52My sister?
28:53Yeah.
28:54Staffish.
28:54I knew it was a Staffie.
28:56Every time I go to the zip, like the park, and I hear Lola, Lola, it's always like,
29:00no offence, I don't like Staffies that much, but it's always like, they're most like,
29:02not a cute dog.
29:03Yeah, Staffish.
29:04Yeah.
29:04Lola.
29:05Lola's a common dog name.
29:07Yeah.
29:07Yeah, my old dog is called Lola.
29:10Feel your pain, Lola.
29:11I know someone who named their ugly pug Ian after me.
29:15You have one accident in the voiceover booth and the producer never lets you forget it.
29:28Oh, so you won't like me.
29:34No.
29:34Yeah.
29:35No.
29:36There's three stages, right?
29:38Right.
29:38In my opinion, there's three stages.
29:40The first is you're attracted to someone.
29:41Kind of means like, you know, you just look at them and you think, yeah, they're my type.
29:47Oh, where are my pants, man?
29:49Where are my balls?
29:50Oh.
29:51You have the right to reign silent.
29:53Ha-ha.
29:54Ev only.
29:56It's Islanders getting scared by something.
30:00No, I get that.
30:01I get that 100%.
30:02I want you to actually, don't just fucking hell.
30:07There's a wasp in my ear.
30:08It likes your bikini.
30:10Don't just, I know, it's pollen.
30:12Where is she?
30:13Where is she?
30:14Fuck off!
30:15Where's it gone?
30:17Fucking hell, mate.
30:19Oh!
30:20It's all right, it's all right, it's all right.
30:22See?
30:23Protector.
30:23Saviour.
30:27What?
30:29What?
30:29God!
30:30I was watching!
30:31Oh, my God!
30:32Oh, my God!
30:34Oh, my God!
30:34Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
30:36Stop, stop, stop.
30:41Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
30:45I want to watch that back on record.
30:49We haven't got time now, Yaz.
30:51You'll just have to watch Unseen Bits on catch-up when you're home.
31:01Robin has talked a lot about our nights as a DJ,
31:04but not much about our day jobs.
31:05It's over to Priya to size her up.
31:07What do you do as a quantihesophaya?
31:10Is it basically... Is it for me, then?
31:12Five years.
31:13Babe, you're a smart girly. I am.
31:15Babe, sorry.
31:17Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
31:21Oh, no, not again.
31:22It's...
31:23Islanders get scared by something.
31:28There's just been a wasp crawling on me like that part.
31:32It was on a vagina.
31:33Vagina.
31:35If it's not a bombshell, don't scream.
31:37I've just nearly been killed by a wasp and you're not checking I'm okay.
31:41You can't be screaming like that, man.
31:42It's just been crawling on me vagina.
31:48Robin, you're going to be all over the unseen bits, mate.
31:51I'm literally going to run the unseen bits.
31:57It's... Robin gets dumped by bombshells!
32:01The girl I would like to couple up with is Angelista.
32:06The girl I'd like to couple up with is Ellie.
32:09Robin, you are now single and therefore done from the island.
32:14As Robin strutted at the villa for the final time,
32:17the problem of an insect in her bikini was eclipsed by the stone in her shoe.
32:23Ohhhh!
32:24These boots are not mean for walking!
32:26Sorry to hear your boots are rubbing, Robin,
32:28but at least there's no wasps swarming around your bits.
32:31The villa won't have the same buzz without you.
32:39Since Opie started his unseen dance classes,
32:42ratings have gone through the roof, so here's another.
32:45A one, a two, a one, two, three, four!
32:48Four clicks, yeah. Right leg forward.
32:49You're going to go one, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
32:54From there, you're going to go right arm, left arm,
32:57then right leg's coming out, right leg, then change it to left leg.
33:02That's it.
33:02That's so odd!
33:03They're all watching!
33:05Give us some love, come on!
33:08Here we go!
33:09Six, seven...
33:10Do you want to see it, girls, yeah?
33:13Guys, turn around and perform Jack in his hand!
33:15We're still learning, we're still learning.
33:16So let's go one, two, three, four, five, six, seven,
33:21and a bum, bum, dig a bum, dig a bum.
33:24I feel like a mum!
33:28Oh, shit!
33:30From the top we'll go nice and slow, nice and slow.
33:32Three, two, three, four, five, six, seven and a nine.
33:39Four, five, six, seven...
33:47Yeah-y!
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35:30you're watching love island unseen bits and we're going out why aye
35:38we're going to newcastle we're going the tune going tune it's gonna be smashing bonnie lad
35:47oh obi
35:48we're going to give you what you what you need i'm totally wild give me the tiger
35:56give me the lorenzo give me the lorenzo it'll turn your world upside down and then you're doing
36:06yeah then jocky and hell
36:14but mum's the word
36:16my mum says opinions are like assholes everybody's got one and that's her instagram bio
36:22talking of assholes only joking cheer up boys why so serious oh it'd be world war six
36:29well we haven't had three yet but yeah but it's just waiting to blow i need to sneeze it's not
36:35funny i've sneezed before oh oh i'll go with a mad noise and go like chow
36:41but i love sneezing it's one of my favorite things to do
36:54this week after the ate that deep challenge some islanders went off at the deep end
36:58he's being rude to have it for us chill it's not rude what
37:02aiden's a bitch people need to grow up for her don't say you're embarrassing and expect not to
37:07get told to off idiot how did it all go so wrong all they had to do was slide into
37:14the pool
37:15and read a cocktail confession from one of the islanders of the opposite sex this boy's nightmare
37:20partner is someone who loves attention oh then find the fact that fits and dash their drink in it
37:29how could anyone get upset by that so let's dive back to happier times for some unseen bets before
37:35the kickoff boys we're having a warm-up we're having a little warm-up
37:42right pick a side boys left or right boys just go like one way around i'll go behind it
37:48yeah just go single line just go single line straight leg kicks boys yeah i like that i like that
37:54this is so good sweet open is this what you had to do in lying kicks
37:59hill flicks on the way back can't do it this my shorts are gonna fall off warm-ups are great
38:04but i
38:04think at least one of the boys wore himself out ready oh what the fuck rip it ready it's not
38:13working
38:13yeah now let's dive deeper here are the rounds we didn't have time to show you this week
38:28this boy lied about being ill to someone he was dating to go to a jls concert instead
38:38lorenzo lorenzo loves jls yeah you don't look like a jls boy to me oh i think i know who
38:44it is
38:51i chose opie because of the dancing it's just giving jls
39:12this girl has slept with 15 people and faked 14 orgasms oh that's so chill i don't know
39:20i feel like girls fake it all the time
39:27oh you got it on my china we have faith in you ellie not much to say that we're
39:34she and one of them was good okay this boy has the initial of a girl he slept with once
39:49on his
39:50ass geez yeah tommy me i met her on the night out lost a game of rock paper scissors we've
40:10got to follow
40:11through on it. That was the bet. I thought I was going to win. Get it out. Get it out.
40:19It's an M for Mika. I wasn't being serious. It's an M for Mika. My name is Mika and my
40:27name starts with an M. Like hello. I think you'll find hello starts with an H. But let's
40:32not argue. We've had enough of that. As every superfan knows the villa is a place packed
40:37with well-known iconic locations. The fire pits, the mini fire pits, the day beds, the
40:46terrace. But this year the others have messed with the labelling system. So welcome to the
40:53Kent Terrace. It's my first time. Where are you going up to the Kent Terrace? Where do you
40:57want to go? Kent Terrace. Mika reservation for the Kent Terrace. I've never been. He's going
41:03for the Kent Terrace kiss. It's the Kent Corner. This is the Kent Corner. What a bunch of
41:08Kents. It's like this basically Kent on tour in here. You're basically a surrogate Kent alumni
41:15at this point. Oh. Alumni? Yeah. Isn't it Illumi? No. It's alumni. Oh. There's an N in there.
41:25My pronunciation for words is wrong. I thought that pedestrian was Pedestarian, but for years.
41:32And I was starting my driving test. And he was like, oh, no, no, you can't go there. And
41:36I said, oh, yeah, no, no, because there's obviously Pedestarians there. And he was like,
41:39there's what? And I said Pedestarians. That's awful. I bet you, did you pass the driving test
41:46first time? First time, mate. Yeah. You flirted with the instructor. With the... I was only
41:51fucking 16. I wasn't as good as it bet. I don't know about that. 17. Do you think? I feel
41:56like all girls pass because they just flirt with all of the examiners. I've actually got
42:00a brain up there, though. No, I know, but I feel like all the girls are able to pass straight
42:05away because they flirt. Because boys are better drivers than girls. You're on your own on that
42:09one, Lorenzo. I'm saying nothing. It's time for... Major Bonanza! I love this. This is my
42:28favourite show, Beach Hut Bonanza. Bonanza? Bonanza? And this week, I asked the Islanders what
42:35weirds them out. Things that weird me out. Whales. Not like the country, but like the
42:40animal. And I find them very, like, daunting. You know Velcro? The sound of Velcro, it just
42:47shocks my ears. And it, like, sends something into my brain and it just, like, oh, get that
42:53away from me. Do you know what I mean? Oh, you know what them pop socks? Get them out the
42:57door. They need to leave the building immediately. See, to be honest, I get it. I understand the
43:03concept of it, right? But, like, see when you can see them. Like, why are they? I thought
43:10they were meant to be hidden. This girl had, oh, she had, like, earwax in her rear. I just
43:16looked next to her and just saw the earwax looking back at me and just... So, things that
43:22weird me out. Food edition. Yeah, something that makes me feel a bit queasy is beans. I'll
43:29look at them and floating around their little orange sauce. If we're having breakfast together
43:33and you've got a plate full of beans, I'll, like, I'll slide the menu stand across so I
43:38can't see your plate. Jelly. Disgusting. Why is that even a thing? If you tried to feed
43:44me shepherd's pie, that freaks me out for some reason. Like, sloppy, slimy, disgusting. It's
43:49weird. I know. It's a free combination thing, so it's milk. I think people who can just drink
43:55a pint of milk, it's just a bit psychotic. Bananas. I did hate, for years and years and
44:00years, bananas. Like, I was actually terrified of them. And tuna, like, oh, no, I don't like
44:05tuna in a cow, no. Oh, a man running? Hell no. Like, I can't be seen a man run. Not
44:13that
44:13men shouldn't run. If you're an athlete, fair enough, like, sprinting about, but, like, a
44:18man jog for something to, like, pick something up. I think just walk. When people don't wear socks
44:24in their trainers, raw dog in the trainer, immediately, you know. I don't like to watch
44:30a man swim, either. I don't know why. I do not like when people do mirror selfies, but
44:35they stand, like, dead upright, don't even look like real people. Just a man doing laps.
44:41I just, I think, pack it in. Like, that makes you feel really uncomfortable. And they just...
44:49Come back next week for some more. Beeeee, Chug Miranda!
44:58Last night, we saw the dramatic dumping of Opie and Victoria.
45:02Victoria and Opie, you and your fellow islanders decided you have the weakest connection. Therefore,
45:10you have been dumped from the island. Please pack your bags and say goodbye.
45:14I don't know about you, but I think Opie's been getting a bad rap in the villa. I mean,
45:18sorry, doing a bad rap.
45:19Yeah. One, two, one, two, one, two. It's my final night in the Love Island villa. Yeah!
45:28It's been real fun. Ha! It's been a killer. Yeah!
45:32I'm feeling real sad. Trying to miss you boys. We'll do this for life,
45:38because we are born!
45:41CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
45:44CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
45:48See you all next time. But not you two. Bye!
45:51Bye!
45:56Bye!
45:58Bye!
46:22Bye!
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