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00:10hey guys G fuel has partnered up with scary movie with there's a G fuel scary
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00:26okay suck me all right well we just got back from a double header in which we watched masters of
00:36the
00:36universe and then we watch scary movie to determine which one of these is is the one to go to
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00:58helps support our show so thank you to G fuel and well we just got done with scary movie
01:07this is the technically the sixth scary movie Joe have you seen them all I have what is wrong with
01:14you remember I don't remember a lot they're not very memorable like after two obviously after the
01:20Wayne's left went downhill yeah I do remember three only because the president was amazing
01:27Leslie Nielsen all right right he's got the finger the finger okay uh very stupid stuff I watched the
01:34trailer for scary movie five and I was like this is like absolute garbage like meet the spartans level
01:39of bad and comedy and frankly spoof movies have been fucking terrible uh you know is this more
01:47you know meet the spartans epic movie or is this more scary movie from from 2000s um and that's what
01:57we went to go and and uh and determine now I will say having the weigh-ins back uh helps
02:04tremendously
02:05for this franchise especially you know scary movie three four like Joe said they left at the at scary
02:12movie two which came out in 2001 it's been 25 years since they've last been a part of the franchise
02:19um but it was good seeing them back um I'll start with you boys what did you guys think of
02:25the scary
02:25movie um I was looking forward to it as you stated in the beginning which one would I rather see
02:34eat masses of it okay yeah yeah yeah okay me too I'd rather go see it out even though I
02:40said
02:40wait for for streaming this one had some good lines but overall like no no this wasn't it like
02:50but it's nothing like did you laugh Joe I did I did okay there were some good moments best parts
02:55were always obviously with uh Marlon Wayans he's fucking hilarious in this so he's great
03:01having the back was great it's nothing like epic movie and those other ones uh they made fun of so
03:07many fucking movies but some of them like they made fun of too many too many horror movies they
03:15didn't need to yeah a lot of those jokes didn't work they made it like a little tighter or something
03:20mm-hmm I think we'll have to count all the ones oh there's so many yeah we'll count them but
03:26like they did way too many mile a minute the jokes weren't landing and some of this some of these
03:34jokes are already kind of outdated it kind of sucks but they're catching up Joe they've been away for a
03:39long time I know but it did kind of pick up for me in the third act third act for
03:45me kind of made me
03:46laugh out loud a lot more I was like okay I didn't expect a lot of stuff hey we got
03:50some traction
03:50there at the end but it is below average for me oh okay yeah I don't I think this is
03:57closer to
03:57happy gilmore 2 than it is naked gun oh don't you fucking bring up happy gilmore 2 naked gun is
04:06we I was like when did we see that I think it was last year yeah it was amazing but
04:12it is a return
04:13I think with this and naked gun 2 you know kind of parody and spoof movies can make a comeback
04:18now I don't think this one is as good as naked gun no no I know I think it's kind
04:22of like I said
04:23I think it's closer to happy gilmore 2 than it is naked gun I mean there's some stuff that's funny
04:27they just did they wanted to spoof literally everything and because they bounce from subject
04:33to subject to scene to scene so quickly and like you said the jokes a lot of the time weren't
04:38that
04:39funny the funniest joke in the entire movie had nothing to do with scary movie it was them making
04:42fun of a cameo that had nothing to do with the movie and it was brilliant that his like he
04:48was
04:48imitating someone else and it was just it was literally perfect but had nothing to do a scary
04:53movie at all and so it's like there's some funny stuff here they're retreading some other things
04:57there's a lot of like a member and look there were some people in the audience oh my god that
05:04thought
05:04the title screen was funny Alex was like I'm not looking forward to this because we thought the
05:09theater would be packed and they would just be talking there and screaming we went and it was
05:13empty there was just a few people but there was one girl in there that was laughing at every
05:19and look she's saying she walks up joe yeah the lady walks up is like oh uh my name is
05:25tuesday
05:25because she looks like and the lady was laughing laughing you know i am so jealous of that joe i'm
05:33so jealous of that are you jealous of it i'm jealous of it i'm just like i'm not trying to
05:37harsh people that are like i don't want to i'm just saying that i wish i was like some people
05:42are going to laugh the entire movie and they're going to love it i just there was times where like
05:46i think she was enhanced oh yeah there are a lot of people who are
05:49who are enhanced um and so there's some really good there's some good bits in here um there were some
05:55bits that we got all the way back from in living color if you're as old as we are i
05:59mean there's there's stuff from a really really long time ago
06:01hey in living color kim wayans i was like is that kim wayans is she is she playing in in
06:06living color
06:07uh the nurse in in the film so it was good to see her back yeah but this wasn't their
06:12best look it's better than some of the more recent scary movies
06:15i will say it's better than happy gilmore i do i like i said i do i think it's between
06:20i think it's between
06:21i agree with joe this is way of happy gilmore 2
06:25fuck that movie yeah but this is not one that i would unless you also go get enhanced
06:32whatever means necessary whatever way it makes you happy that you can be safe in
06:35i think you'll enjoy it more if you're just sitting there raw dog in this movie
06:39yeah because honestly like out of the two movies we saw today i was more excited for this one
06:44i was like nah i was more excited for masters of the universe ends up that being the better movie
06:50overall in my opinion for your money uh i agree with the boys i wasn't laughing as much as i
06:57was hoping
06:57now at the beginning it was more about the lady in the back they're laughing at everything and i was
07:02like no i don't want this to influence me because like i would get mad that she's like laughing at
07:06fucking everything even stuff that didn't deserve it and they said no no no no no focus in focus in
07:12yeah focused in and i tried to relax and stuff and it just wasn't there wasn't the the funny and
07:20i
07:20knew like naked gun i was laughing from beginning to end you know but but the film does start to
07:30pick
07:31pick up and i think the film does it might be about halfway through and and then the third act
07:37is
07:37genuinely funny and i wish the the third act was the rest of the film and then i'd have been
07:44able to
07:44recommend it but because it was slipping and sliding so much at the beginning where it felt more like
07:51epic movie meet the spartans the bad ones just with an amazing budget like none of the jokes were
07:59working on the screen but the cgi in the background especially when they they have a final destination
08:04final destination going on in the background with roller coasters and shit i'm like that's
08:09that looks good i like that but i wasn't laughing and i wasn't um uh at the what the character
08:17jokes
08:17were i was laughing at the scene yeah for me it was a rough start yeah it was the intro
08:21of a the intro
08:22to the intro i was like what is this i didn't that was a throwback to carmen electra no i
08:28know
08:29scream five and six it's exactly did you see five and six yeah yeah i knew what it was but
08:36it was just
08:36not it was not funny uh okay yeah but so primarily scary movie the plot and core structure is scream
08:44five and scream six essentially but we'll have to go through all of the ones okay let me see if
08:51i can
08:51grab them um they did terrifier uh get out final destination final destination sinners sinners
08:59substance substance megan weapons megan uh wednesday netflix wednesday uh john wick john wick
09:09they mentioned vecna so and long legs candy yeah and candy candy man candy man smile stop fucking
09:18smiling bro okay we're already up to 12 right there's the fbi ones that they did they're spoofing
09:26um well yeah like hbo stuff so like 13 um yeah so it's a lot and then there there's a
09:36scene where
09:36they're in a bus and everybody's dressed up for i guess halloween so you see leatherface you see jason
09:41you see chucky you see pinhead you see pinhead hey uh a lot of the movie was you know making
09:48fun of
09:49halloween yeah right uh the final girl and and i thought they were gonna do like some kind of spoof
09:57in the hospital like evil dies tonight yeah that was so fucking bad the john wick was kind of you
10:04know
10:05they tried to go big budget kind of thing towards the end even though like obviously body doubles and
10:10they make self-referential humor that's what i like i like that stuff that was working there towards the
10:16end that was when the film was hitting on most cylinders for me oh ma do we mention ma because
10:21ma was a huge part of ma uh the cool mom uh but anyways yeah so but while it may
10:29not be as
10:30funny as i was hoping it would be and return me to the days of old it did enough to
10:36put me in a good
10:37mood so if you go to it you're not gonna feel like you wasted well i don't know maybe i
10:43would wait i
10:44would wait i think yeah it's i think it does enough where it's like i want these to succeed it's
10:49not a
10:49bad version of it but it's not top tier like something like naked gun uh so if you do have
10:55to go
10:55to one movie i'd probably do uh you know masters of the universe and or obsession and back rooms if
11:01you haven't seen that those movies are fucking kicking ass uh still uh i need to see the box
11:06office uh for this one but yeah it's it's obviously it's a mishmash of all of the screen plot lines
11:13and
11:14then just self-referential humor in fact they'll just stop they'll just stop doing the plot and said
11:19okay now returning to the plot that i mean so they'll just say it outright and then you just we
11:24did we don't know some more yeah one battle after another side mission and then we did k-pop demon
11:28hunter side mission and like oh that was dumb as fuck that song was so bad it was cringy as
11:35hell at one
11:35point uh what's his name shorty uh goes uh he gets sunk into the uh get out couch yeah and
11:44uh
11:45it's not a k-hole joe it's a k-pop hole and then he met the demon hunters and they
11:50turned into demons
11:51and he had sex with all of them uh yeah so and the song was terrible the movie like the
11:58song
11:59i mean the original song is good but like this hearing shorty but the original song was good
12:05that that is that there's no fucking way that was based on something really yeah it's the beat man
12:11shorty fucked that so hard that i can't even imagine the original being good yeah so um i think
12:18what that's like 15 16 movies now yeah i mean that's that's a problem yeah this too many i think
12:24if you had done fewer uh then there may be it would have been a little tighter of focus yeah
12:29but you
12:29know what that might actually not be the fucking problem because naked gun is so many fucking jokes
12:35so they're like you know self-referential stuff and referencing stuff as well but they're written
12:40stronger but it's contained in one yeah plot line and thing it's it's like scary movie two which i think
12:45is maybe my favorite one there it's the haunted right they're in that house everything's about
12:50the house it's mostly spoof space and there's stuff picking you know from all over the place but
12:54it's mostly that plot line this we're cutting to literal different universes and flashbacks
12:59like the terrifier flashback had nothing to do with the rest of the movie the substance one didn't
13:03really oh the substance is another one that was like why yeah so yeah yeah a lot of it just
13:08like hey
13:09these movies came out these are popular let's make fun of it like why yeah is it funny you got
13:14a funny joke
13:15it was not it we didn't get a funny joke out of it we do the thing and she busts
13:18and the back thing
13:19happens just like the substance but they pull out the epstein files i'm like but that's not funny
13:24you can't just put up the epstein files humor and it says lady thought it was funny behind us
13:30i know about the epstein files thing that has happened didn't lie but yeah but they didn't do any effort
13:36in
13:36it i like it like i said a lot of these jokes are going to be updated yeah and there's
13:42why the white
13:42chicks cameo the white chicks cameo they're talking about like politics and everything yeah they
13:48were making fun of you know uh pronouns and and republicans and and and progressives and stuff so
13:55they were they they were taking shots with everybody um yeah i just wish it was a little funnier yeah
14:04now
14:04what i do do like is something that i can't really talk about um i i think the strength of
14:12this film
14:12is in the classic cast the cast from 2000s um and before the weigh-ins when they're on screen it's
14:21better when it's this new blood when they're basically when they're parodying the five and six of scream
14:28scream they're limited with the five and six of scream which is on the new generation and i don't
14:34give a fuck about the new generation i like the older comedians because i don't think these newer
14:39younger comedians are funny honestly um and so that and that was basically half the movie and then the
14:46classic cast gets more prominence uh towards the middle and the end and that's when i thought that
14:52it was funny and and and you know working so uh as long as they were focusing on on the
14:58classics
14:59i was happy yep i agree with that one uh yeah i think anna did a great job the sarah
15:06one tried to
15:07be too much like anna yes that's what she was going for but she was not funny i was like
15:13why is this
15:13girl acting exactly like anna ferris but then i realized wait a minute it's her daughter she's
15:18opposed to joe i understand that but it wasn't funny yeah i didn't think it was funny it's weird
15:23that anna ferris can only pull off anna ferris and when somebody's acting like anna ferris i could
15:29tell and it wasn't yeah she had those two daughters you don't have to act exactly like her like have
15:33her own identity do something right i just i found it kind of annoying i agree yeah i'm trying to
15:41think
15:41of the moments that i found like really funny and i can think of like two through three uh i
15:46mean there's
15:47some humorous parts where it's like yeah i was smiling but there's a lot of smiling i was smiling
15:52this is not a very funny movie this is crazy to me that why do you think that that in
15:59the box office
15:59right now scary movies doing 50 while masters is doing 30 that's only pre-sales it's thursday
16:05like that is all guessing and hopes and wishes and thoughts and prayers and i'm sure that they're
16:11accurate with their but tell me why i would say because like your average movie goer like myself
16:16i would if i would have to pick i would have picked yes i get it because the nostalgia with
16:21your friends going whoever's like yeah they would rather go see yeah we're here for a good time
16:27if you're on a date i don't think she wants to see that yeah you take her to he-man
16:31you take your
16:32date to scary movie yeah yeah your day would probably rather enjoy rather yeah i'm just saying if you had
16:39your options no correct before that's the answer that's the answer the demographics basically pulling
16:44in a broader diverse crowd i'm curious to see what week two does because i don't think we're to i
16:49well you know i'm gonna be wrong if this is gonna have like a 25 critics 100 rotten tomatoes were
16:55the
16:55only people on earth that didn't enjoy that's right and the internet the internet's gonna be like
17:00you're wrong about uh it was a happy gilmore 2 yeah all those other movies no you were wrong
17:04about happy gilmore 2 where's my buddy hold on we're gonna die on that you were wrong
17:11about happy gilmore 2 that movie is fucking shit and it is a fucking slapping insult anyways uh moving
17:19on so oh best part for me as well was officer doofy doofy yes doofy he was great how dare
17:27you joe you
17:28are so insensitive you you you you're not allowed to laugh at those types of jokes no i'm glad i'm
17:35glad that they brought me back i'm glad that humor is back he actually helped out the movie because if
17:39it was for him like at the middle part the beginning parts yeah he's the only humorous part yeah and
17:44honestly it's like his fingers stink and it's poop these are and i think it's funny as fuck
17:51i'm with you i think it's it's complicated it's low effort garbage it is and i love it but it
17:57is low
17:58it's like if you don't think that his fingers stink is a funny joke you're not gonna like the middle
18:03of this movie but and then when the reporter lady sucks on his finger her face which is what she
18:08did
18:09again she did it the very that's like a callback from the last movie or the very first movie
18:14god damn uh yeah it's funny but no you were right alex i don't know if i mentioned it at
18:20the
18:20beginning because we looked it up it is that it was like a 30 percent right now now apparently it
18:25was
18:25at 25 and now it's up to 30 with 54 reviews on rotten tomatoes no audience score yet 99 it's
18:33no
18:34well i don't know if if the lady in the back was rating it yeah it's 100 look if you
18:40drink a ton of
18:40beers or uh smoke i don't think happy i think you may enjoy it but yeah like honestly like if
18:46you
18:46wait and just have some friends over and stream this you have a good time you're gonna have a good
18:50time yeah no let's see there's the movies uh uh kai sanette uh was in this uh they did a
18:57streamer
18:58segment honestly i thought it was gonna it was gonna be fucking lame it's one of the funnier parts
19:02i actually liked it it was entertaining so they did the crossover yeah it's shameless plugging
19:07yeah there's even a shameless product placement for fucking angry orchard um but it worked and it
19:14was funny and it was funny to see you know ghostface or whatever dancing um is it me or does
19:21the ghost
19:21face voice sound like mark hamill it's not mark hamill we looked it up roger l jackson he's the one
19:29as a voice for but it just sounds like i guess it's that voice modulator yeah yeah kind of similar
19:35to it yeah i'm glad that the wayans are back they brought the whole wayans crew uh so that's fun
19:41to
19:42see and there are so many damn wayans is now and they even make that joke in the film they
19:46have the
19:47nephews who are like more serious you know in there and so i think it's great now honestly i think
19:51that scary movie six i didn't like all that much scary movie seven if they get another one i think
19:56i'll
19:57like a whole lot because i feel like they wanted to fit in every single reference they had in their
20:01back notebook for the last 10 fucking years and if they make another one they won't have to put i
20:07mean i think we're honestly way higher than that um and so like i think that they will be like
20:13no
20:13we'll stick we'll still stick to five you got k-pop demon hunters and one battle after another and
20:18ma well it's like what do we count are we counting like every like even a reference there was a
20:23whole
20:23section of k-pop demon hunters no that's a legit one yeah these whenever they go sidetrack and do
20:29these little skits or whatever it just didn't work yeah i think if they stick to like five movies and
20:35then focus on like cut in half and work with that yeah work with those things i think you're gonna
20:40have
20:40a better time now joe do you remember scary movie two oh the basketball one is there do they have
20:47like a plot line or something that they can do yeah they're trying to get the next is that the
20:50long legs guy then the haunted house we got the little creepy hand and he sticks it in the turkey
20:54okay so he can become more prominent in the sequel because the the little hand guy wasn't really in
21:01it too much he's in it for a little bit and then he there is some after credit scenes and
21:07you'll see
21:07him again but he's not in it too much so if they did chris elliot i think his name is
21:12yeah so apparently
21:13this scary movie just titled scary movie 2026 is you know spelled supposed to be the spiritual
21:19sequel to a scary movie two and when they said none of that should happen except for you know that
21:27they do reference it in this movie they reference a motherfucker selling out and being why are you in
21:32the why were you in three four five you know what that was funny he's like hey i needed a
21:38house i needed
21:38the car at the time all the funny um all right so like all right let's go ahead and go
21:44with final
21:44verdicts four yeah i'm gonna go with the four on this one below average if they would have like reigned
21:52in a lot of the unfunny things like the megan thing wasn't funny uh the substance wasn't funny
21:58making all she did was dance yeah but that's but she was doing more horny dance than than yeah it's
22:05just a long subway scene where there's like oh i'm a construction guy i'm not gonna respect your
22:09pronouns i'm gonna stab you oh yeah and it's like that scene wasn't funny a lot of these scenes were
22:13funny like i i felt like i was screaming out laughing for that i look there's times where you like
22:19i have
22:20no i think you can make fun of anything as long as you're doing a good job it's like they
22:24didn't do a
22:24good job making fun of any of that stuff so no they didn't uh doofy was great if they would
22:30like
22:30cut half of those more than half i think they do suck it joe you suck it well yeah it's
22:37because i
22:37was trying i was trying it's a straw i was trying to drink it no you suck it it's a
22:41built-in straw it's
22:43a steel i mean it's great i've got that's pretty cool i've got the other one on my desk yeah
22:46guys pick
22:47it up seriously uh yeah i was uh disappointed that they didn't do much with sinners i thought they were
22:53gonna do something i was hoping they would do more like two scenes they teased it but they weren't
22:57really funny again i was like okay well like they can expand on these scenes in the sequel yes that
23:02what you're saying yeah cut cut a lot of those and expand on some of these and kind of work
23:07them into
23:07the story but doofy was great marlon was great um the third act kind of helped it out
23:17yeah you didn't like sean lambs he was in it for a little bit but he had like one or
23:23two
23:24decent jokes that we saw in the trailer but other than that nothing nothing really had
23:28everything's about to gay with him he had a bit that is like a super deep internet meme cut where
23:33a
23:33guy is talking about like i don't like the men's i like the women's and it's like such a weird
23:39internet
23:39joke that's like i don't think anyone's gonna watch and like understand what that is but it's
23:44funny as fuck he chose this like obscure video i know exactly which one it was yeah so what was
23:51your
23:51four four i mean i didn't think it was very funny i was thinking like four or five and i
24:00haven't made
24:00up my mind i'll make my mind when i'm when i finish i don't think the intro is funny at
24:05all no um i think
24:06it starts to pick up when we get doofy and honestly i could see people thinking how is doofy
24:10funny he literally just has shit on his fingers but i think it's funny so i i i don't apologize
24:15for
24:16it like they're like literally recycling a joke you're saying that it's funny to me so he has
24:22nothing to do but shit on his fingers and like they made like he made canned food and covet jokes
24:27none of that funny the fact that he puts his fingers in someone's mouth which is literally a
24:31recycled joke from scary movie one funny as he uses it against the killer yeah he was
24:36and it's just like a lot of it is sherry oteri like really selling the shit out of like you
24:41know
24:41and so without that i think even the middle of this movie would drag ass um i think that marlon
24:49wayans has this incredible impression that he does at the very end of the movie and i could listen to
24:53him just make fun of this cameo for an hour and a half in front of the face yeah the
24:58person is making
24:59it is so good and it's like and it's like i want an hour and a half of that and
25:03like because that was so
25:04fucking funny um but i don't think i don't think this is necessarily worth seeing in theaters unless
25:09again you're gonna get trashed in whatever way and it's just a lot of this like low effort comedy
25:16and not in yeah even for like the weigh-ins i think way better of them than this movie like
25:22i love almost
25:22every one of the movies i've ever made this has got to be one of the worst ones so i'm
25:27gonna go five
25:28five and i think that's real generous yeah i didn't like any because like i remember seeing
25:33like scary movie three there's some parts but it's not great four or five are bad and so it's like
25:38this is middle-ish i don't have a lot of memories of scary movies uh you know the scary movie
25:45i thought
25:45it was all right you know is a you know an example of a good one you know but not
25:50but i can't remember
25:51a lot of scary movie two and then i refused if the weigh-ins weren't involved i was like nah
25:56fuck that i didn't see three four or five but i did watch a little bit of content on four
26:01and five
26:02just to see how bad it was because it's like where are we gonna see where's it gonna end up
26:06because this is technically um and i think it was better than those and so i guess because my
26:15bar was a lot lower for these types of spoof comedies um i thought it was well enough well
26:21executed enough that i know that while not every joke worked for me listening to people in the back
26:27of us it probably works more for mass audiences i guess um and i did laugh a lot in the
26:35in the third
26:35act and i was enjoying that and i was enjoying the original cast and so like the boys i think
26:42about
26:42you know they're getting four and five i think about half the movie is is right but the heart's in
26:47the
26:47right place and i'm i'm very happy the weigh-ins are back and i think it's on track i want
26:53to see
26:53more so i'm gonna go a six out of ten i think it's slightly above average but for me a
26:58six out of ten is
26:59right on that line do i want to go to the movies or not for it you know you can
27:02wait and you can you
27:03can see it on on streaming um or see a different movie obsession back please please if you haven't seen
27:12obsession back rooms or hell even masters of the universe see those before this film unless you're
27:19just want to see a fucking comedy and you want to have to do nothing with horror action or something
27:24so um but other than that i would say mid to low tier wait for it on um streaming so
27:31um that's
27:32unfortunate uh i do think overall even though alex is right this is all speculative and it's all
27:38tracking i do think scary movie is probably going to win and be you know make more money than masters
27:43of the universe so we're probably less likely to see a masters of the universe 2 and more likely to
27:49see a scary movie they'll fix it or it's no a scary movie seven and they'll do some kind of
27:56they'll do some kind of wording on it um yeah so anyways that's that's it for that if you want
28:03to
28:04i mean if these jokes were a mile a minute so we're gonna do our best in the spoilers to
28:09kind
28:09of tell you what was our funniest uh things and what was the lamest things uh but come join us
28:15in
28:15the spoiler section if you've seen it already or don't care uh otherwise thank you for watching
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28:35hey guys welcome to the spoiler section so um uh let's talk about the thing that made us laugh the
28:44most at the end when they're revealing all the killers so they follow the plot line of the what
28:50was it scary movie five or was it six where it was revealed that um the quade son and the
28:58little
28:58crazy lady makes sense i thought they were fans of the scream franchise the fake or the stab movie or
29:05whatever so they do that in this film where the love interest was the killer but towards the end of
29:12the film when they do the john wick there's like 17 fucking killers and you're like what
29:16but and they kind of they kind of actually try to explain that too after they reveal those two
29:22those two get stabbed by other fucking mass killers and you're like who the fuck are these
29:27and there's three and they take their masks off no there's four there's two yeah the original two
29:33there's two and then it adds on and then another one so they all take their masks off and it
29:37is uh
29:38the two weigh-ins uh sean and um marlin and shaq and i like the reference where shaq gets up
29:48and it looks like he's short or no they say it's kevin hart because he was in one of the
29:54i think
29:54one of the movies four kevin hart was in one of them yeah but it turns out to be shaq
29:59and and shaq
30:00stands up because there's also an end joke from scream where it's like wait a minute that killer is
30:05that size how does the size of the killer keep doing it so it's shaq and this massive size and
30:11then i
30:11don't know the fourth actor anthony something he was in scary movie i guess it was three or four
30:17as a prominent feature and they're like motherfucker uh you know how you do this to us
30:22and they said four black killers or something we're making history or something and then
30:28but then they turn on shaq why why do they turn on shaq because he was on three or something
30:35it's
30:35like like how did you take the money it's like they left us out and how did you oh yeah
30:39yeah
30:40and then he's like i was gonna trade us for this bit yeah and then marlin is like but i
30:46love your
30:46podcast and i listen to it all the time but i can't understand a goddamn word you're saying and then
30:51he starts to imitate shaq and then they're like it's so good he is the best to his face and
30:59you see
30:59shaq and then they stab him a bunch and then they kill shaq and then they kill anthony yeah they
31:06kill anthony
31:07because he never won any of his enemies he was nominated eight times and then he starts to brag
31:12and then he's like you stole yeah he's like you stole our jokes from uh the wayne brothers i used
31:17to
31:17watch that show all the time all right he's like nobody's soccer's on wb it's on wb nobody's i was
31:21like
31:21i saw it i like the wayne brothers um so there's all these references the stuff that we like yeah
31:29that
31:29would have been great yeah he's making fun of cindy they're like you took like why would you
31:36be in three and like i wanted to work with charlie sheen and then the legend charlie sheen they're like
31:41okay all right so it was more meta and i like that shit and even better they take all these
31:49fucking younger characters like what about us and they just tie them up because they're like you
31:54know we're the new generation shut up just fucking shut up and they put fucking gasoline on them
31:59and then they just like yeah now they don't follow yeah should we feel bad we killed our kids like
32:05fuck them kids yeah yeah they killed their own kids so i guess they become killers too but whatever
32:13um so i like i liked that i like the conclusion they're walking away from the fire we're doing the
32:18cool walking away from fire and then they show all their butts probably butt actors i don't know
32:22um because their clothes burned off in the back and then the after credits is a little sequence for
32:31long legs nick cage kind of thing where the dude with the small hand and one of the younger weighing
32:37sons is like you know i want to get a hand job from from that small hand or something because
32:43it'll
32:43make it look like i have a shotgun or some bullshit joe i don't know if you saw it and
32:49then there was
32:49it wasn't very good no that one wasn't good but the other one was there was one before
32:52it uh fuck what was that i even thought it was good and i can't remember the one that came
32:57before
32:57there's like again a mile a minute all right let's slow down and figure out uh what what were some
33:03of
33:03the best jokes and and some of the worst jokes uh like honestly for me like the the megan stuff
33:12the
33:13substance stuff uh the sinners those were the worst yeah the sinners didn't really work oh nas bros for
33:19too how can i forget about bros faratu come on i was laughing my ass i don't see that movie
33:25i would see it too so that look this like white woman is like in her in her drawers and
33:30she's almost
33:30like hovering and then you see the the drapes and motherfucker has an erection the the dracula has
33:37an erection and then he flies in and then he's all like kissing up on her and then the black
33:42women in
33:42the back are like oh i see how it is because he's all cheating about white women and he's like
33:47no no
33:47and it was bros faratu and i was like fuck i'll watch that movie but i don't know maybe they'll
33:57expand on it in a sequel or it was just a one-off either way it was funny yeah oh
34:02fuck i'm gonna forget
34:03that um yeah the the opening dewey thing where he's just like covid crazy person it was all right i
34:11think the they bring back some of the stuff where he yells gail swallows because she sucked him off in
34:16the very first one and then she's trying to get him to shut up and so she goes over and
34:20she's like
34:20look i don't do blow jobs anymore but you know i'll give you a handy and he keeps like putting
34:25his
34:25fingers in her mouth and stuff and it's like the funniest part of the whole two-thirds of the first
34:30two-thirds of the movie unfortunately yeah i think it's the wednesday stuff isn't great the
34:37their sister being a nurse like i'm on break it's like yeah yeah i guess um
34:48yeah man the first third two-thirds of this movie was rough
34:54it just sucks it chris chris elliot returns for you know the
34:58the small-handed man he didn't do nothing wasted he used to show the variant nothing uh
35:02there's a joke we're standing at a stop sign and the cops are coming and the cops attacked a black
35:07man instead of him uh and that was where they had doing the true detective joke or some bullshit
35:14yeah just that one's so outplayed yeah could have done anything else they just wasted that character
35:20because he's he was a great character the k-pop demon hunters i i just thought was so cringy and
35:25so bad
35:26but you know i'm sure some people are going to think that's a good part because they like that
35:30show so much like i get that you like that show but i get that you like that i thought
35:34it was
35:34fucking terrible and shorty it's just shorty's a terrible singer his terrible lyrics so it was just
35:40bad um so that was like one of the worst parts of the film for me and we already told
35:45you what some
35:45of the best parts were um if i can figure out we did the doofy see i'm trying to think
35:54of what ray did
35:54do nothing really much no he does the thing where he gets in front of the congregation and you know
36:01they're that kind of gay shit and it's supposed to be like a pray the gay thing away thing and
36:05all
36:06the dudes are dancing and it's really and it's like it's not that funny thing was one note always
36:11and i wish to give him a little bit more the good thing is funny he's like let's half gay
36:16stuff he's
36:17like why not foge you know that was funny but that's the trailer it's like okay well um
36:24i agree i agree it's a little outdated yeah the weapons thing they just actually gave uh
36:29the kids uh stories for edibles and the kids yeah because he's got candy when he calls the candy man
36:36the candy man shows up it turns out to just be a just a normal drug dealer and he has
36:40a hole in his
36:40house that's a little funny i did laugh he's like what are you laughing at i was like you better
36:46looking than him he's like well only on that side well maybe this side not that side and his face
36:52is
36:52all beehives all fucked up yeah what else
37:00why is doofy in it because remember doofy was one of the killers from the first one it's because he
37:04got
37:04pardoned for january 6th for january 6th was also faking it because doofy was originally the kaiser
37:11soze thing where doofy is it isn't special needs yeah all right in the very first one he like slicked
37:16his hair back and he's like a normal dude wait so but then i don't know i don't care it's
37:21fine
37:23that's another funny part he pulls up in his big ass trike he's like whoop whoop inside the police
37:28that's right and then he does the fucking wheeliers or fucking it was fucking stupid but
37:34come on i'm in for that he was he was the bright spot he's like because it was like lagging
37:40because
37:40we're following uh tuesday and sarah we don't really care about them through the movie and like
37:46i think it's hilarious yeah he was great but like those two just didn't really have any good parts
37:53oh they tried to do an it follows but they're like no we don't we don't
37:56look i can't follow that that's a weird reference there's sexual diseases what was that
38:01so i guess i didn't understand it um oh there's so many unfunny jokes we're just telling you the
38:06best part because obviously we forget the bad parts and the shitty jokes because they're just
38:12awful like this is not i didn't think it was that good but it still got a chuckle out of
38:16me
38:16the germane because oh yeah oh that was so bad who is it kenan he just he's not he hasn't
38:25been
38:25funny in years for me man like i didn't like him moving walking and falling down but they were
38:30making fun of his hairline his hairline stuff like that was that was good he's like it's permy
38:34marker yeah he's permy marker none of that like the suit and it just feels so low effort it wasn't
38:40funny and none of the jokes are funny but why did i laugh because then when all that happened then
38:46it
38:46goes germaine that was such a germane he's like you're not michael stop because he's like stop it
38:53you're not michael he's like i got moves he's like you ain't gonna leave germane alone god damn it
38:59he always just made fun of it was like low hanging fruit it is low hanging fruit and it didn't
39:04make me
39:04laugh but none of the jokes there were funny it's just the fact that he was germane and not michael
39:11in the hairline the hairline okay in the hairline um
39:19the cop was uh in the second one too i think um this guy he was only in the first
39:25i think they did
39:26a dead dead by daylight reference as well uh you know uh think shorty uh just smokes him up and
39:34then
39:34that's the mask does the classic changing of the facial expressions they're playing video games
39:41um so the killer will chill with you for a little bit the cop was in the first one yeah
39:46they did
39:47they brought him back for a short period of time yeah they cut his wiener off and
39:52yeah that was just weird i feel like the wayans could have done better but they were hamstrung by
40:00doing the new generation stuff that the actual films that they're parodying were doing but didn't have to
40:07do it they could have just killed him off at the beginning and i would have still been okay with
40:11it yeah yes all right i mean it could have worked i mean you could have done 20 movies all
40:16sandwiched
40:17together even with the young people but you the jokes had to be better yeah yeah all right well
40:23i'm trying to think of any this is really really much spoiled kim wayans scene where the the the
40:29daughter's in the hospital and kim wayans is in there and i think she's doing a character from in
40:35living color i mean it's been a long fucking time but i i just love kim wayans seeing her again
40:40and she's like i'm on fucking break so she won't do anything while she's on break
40:44um and i think maybe this must be a character from scary movie or maybe previous scary movies i didn't
40:50see them but uh eventually the killer comes into the break room and is trying to kill
40:55in the hospital and then he turns and they're all there and they're not doing anything about it
41:00uh and and so but eventually she takes uh like a tray kept him out and the killer respects her
41:10he never
41:11never tries to go after her never tries to kill her because she's always a beaten ass and then
41:14after he kills doofy unfortunately doofy dies in this but they could bring him back who gives a
41:20fuck but that but doofy dies in it and then doofy shits himself after he dies shut up i made
41:27poopy right
41:27he's oh what's your last words i made poopy i made a poopy something like that it's stupid that's not
41:35funny there's a it's not funny why are you laughing just because i retell it and say poopy but you
41:41didn't laugh when it first happened on screen why are you laughing about it now this is so
41:46fucking stupid but it just didn't work there's a visual gag where they have a bag that says pee pee
41:51and there's a bunch of pee pee in the bag that didn't do it for you no no no you
41:56know that normally
41:57would be kind of funny it's just like the whole scene didn't work and like the whole tuesday character
42:01wasn't funny and it's like oh yeah but uh so after he stabs him then then uh the nurse comes
42:07in and
42:08she's like i am not cleaning that shit because it's literal shit and she makes the killer clean it and
42:13he fucking cleans it um yeah it just sucks it breaks my heart that it wasn't funnier but and i'm
42:25i am
42:25being nice to it because i wanted it to be better i'm starting to think your quarter is more appropriate
42:31yeah i'm starting now going through all the jokes like joe might be right bro the first third of this
42:37movie is not funny and then there's like a couple poop jokes that i think were funny in the middle
42:42and then it didn't actually get like funny funny until like the last five minutes
42:47i'm changing my rating to a a six five yeah it's a little too high but i've been putting it
42:54up
42:54against uh spartans and those movies yeah it is better those are those are fucking terrible
43:00those are like ones and twos and that was what's in my mind not previous not stuff that weigh-ins
43:06have
43:06done in the past this could have been better i think the boys if you get enough give them another
43:10chance
43:11yeah yeah like we don't have to do five out of ten even though it doesn't matter we're in the
43:16fucking spoiler section all right uh anything else no cool well thank y'all guys so much let us know
43:23which movie you go to if you go to movies and and what you like did you like scary movie
43:28did you like
43:29masters of the universe uh what were your favorite jokes or lamest jokes in this and uh what would you
43:34like to see next uh what movies did they miss did they not cover uh like what what are some
43:41movies they can do now they can do back rooms they can do obsessions so i wanted to continue
43:47yes that'd have been funny um okay well thank y'all guys so much for watching and we'll see you
43:52on the next angry joe show bye guys
44:15so
44:20you
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