In this horror-comedy, friends Franny Krueger, Miranda Myers, and J. Daughter uncover the mysterious reason why Jason never killed Laurie. This film offers a unique twist on classic slasher tropes, blending suspense with humor. Join them as they delve into a secret that changes everything they thought they knew about their terrifying world.
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00:00:00This film is brought to you by the Los Angeles Cinefest Film Festival, the Hollywood Screenings Film Festival, and the O.Scares Award.
00:00:30This film is brought to you by the Los Angeles Cinefest Film Festival.
00:01:00Have a nice day, Michael! Happy killing!
00:01:22That was my twin brother, Michael. He's behind schedule.
00:01:26He needs to kill some people downtown, on the beach, and at the car dealer.
00:01:31Busy day.
00:01:43No, my name's not Judith.
00:01:46Judith was killed by my brother when they were both children.
00:01:50He never mentioned me, because, well, he doesn't talk.
00:01:54And me?
00:01:55Hmm.
00:01:56I cook for him.
00:01:57Clean.
00:01:58I do it all.
00:01:59We live together.
00:02:00Hello?
00:02:10Hello, Miranda. I want to play a game.
00:02:25Oh, hey, you! How are you doing?
00:02:30You know, you don't have to hide your telephone number anymore. You want to scare me or something? Come on!
00:02:36I know. Old habit. Let's play.
00:02:38We played a game yesterday, and two days ago. I'm kind of tired, to be honest. It's energy consuming. Running, chasing. Everything needs to be on time. And if it's not on time, people die in agony, and then I have to watch. Nope. Not today. I've had enough.
00:02:58This one's different.
00:02:59Also, I'm a little busy right now. Okay. Go on.
00:03:08There are three sisters in the family. Each sister has one brother. How many brothers are there in the family?
00:03:15Three sisters, huh? Each sister has one brother. Huh.
00:03:21How many brothers are there in the family? That's exactly what I just asked.
00:03:29Three?
00:03:31Game over.
00:03:33Oh. That was quick.
00:03:34Once you're in hell, only the devil can help you out.
00:03:38What?
00:03:39Death is a surprise party. Unless, of course, you're already dead on the inside.
00:03:44Hello?
00:03:46I'm sorry. Can you repeat that? Reception seems a little weak.
00:03:50Leave her down. Make choice.
00:03:52I'm not sure if you're still talking to me, or is my answer correct?
00:03:56Hello? Hello?
00:04:00That was interesting.
00:04:09Oh shit. I totally forgot.
00:04:20Hey. Wake up.
00:04:31No screaming. No talking. Just eat.
00:04:34Oh shit.
00:04:48What?
00:04:50I'm doing.
00:04:51Okay.
00:04:51I'm doing.
00:04:52I'm betting on the ball.
00:04:53Whoa weapon.
00:04:55Whoa.
00:04:56Wow.
00:04:57Wow.
00:04:57Oh shit.
00:04:58Wow.
00:04:58Wow.
00:04:59Wow.
00:05:00Wow.
00:05:00Wow.
00:05:02Ah, yeah. This is gonna take a while.
00:05:24Hm. What should my next book be about?
00:05:29Hmm.
00:05:35Okay. I got an idea.
00:05:59Red Room.
00:06:12Red Room.
00:06:14Hello?
00:06:15Okay, is that you?
00:06:27Hmm.
00:06:29Hmm.
00:06:30Hmm.
00:06:31Hmm.
00:06:32Hello?
00:07:02Red rum.
00:07:08Is someone there?
00:07:10Help me.
00:07:12I can hear you whispering.
00:07:15Red rum.
00:07:32Red rum.
00:07:42Red rum.
00:07:48Red rum.
00:07:54Red rum.
00:08:04Red rum.
00:08:08Red rum.
00:08:12Red rum.
00:08:16Red rum.
00:08:32Red rum.
00:08:36Red rum.
00:08:38Red rum.
00:08:40Red rum.
00:08:44Red rum.
00:09:02Red rum.
00:09:08Red rum.
00:09:12This isn't happening.
00:09:25This isn't real.
00:09:27I just...
00:09:28I had too much wine.
00:09:39Why is it so cold in here?
00:09:42What the hell is going on here?
00:09:52Red rum.
00:09:55You're going to murder me.
00:09:58What?
00:10:00No, I'm just looking for the cherry flavored rum.
00:10:03We've got any.
00:10:05Um, we don't have any of the red rum.
00:10:10Um, um, we just have the brown spiced rum.
00:10:14Oh, man, that sucks.
00:10:21There's red wine in the living room.
00:10:26I'm not much of a wine guy, but I'm all right.
00:10:30I'm going to your sister's house.
00:10:54What the hell?
00:10:59And that book you're reading sucks.
00:11:03She dies in the end.
00:11:06Oh, my God.
00:11:22Asshole.
00:11:23I don't know.
00:11:53Oh, she's here already.
00:12:23Hands.
00:12:37Easy.
00:12:38Easy.
00:12:39Easy.
00:12:40Easy.
00:12:41Easy.
00:12:42Easy.
00:12:43Easy.
00:12:44Easy.
00:12:45Easy.
00:12:46Easy.
00:12:47Easy.
00:12:48Easy.
00:12:49Easy.
00:12:51Easy.
00:12:52may i help you franny i barely recognized you what do you mean what is this on your face
00:13:15looks like a halloween mask from the dollar store
00:13:17well this is my other mask my original mask is at the cleaners oh my god and this annoying voice
00:13:25whose voice is annoying never mind come in
00:13:31you came two hours early what's going on i know but i couldn't hold my horses i found it
00:13:45you found what
00:13:47wow wow indeed i asked a guy at the burns and nobles bookstore to check in the back
00:14:00and there you go last book in the whole bookstore
00:14:05i thought they burned them all
00:14:07not all please can you sign it for me
00:14:11of course
00:14:14i wanted to ask you
00:14:23why did you title it halloween bills
00:14:27it's a long story
00:14:30come on we have time
00:14:33okay i see we need to kill two hours
00:14:36you're funny kill two hours stop it girl
00:14:41okay so
00:14:43after last halloween i was collecting all the bills
00:14:48i always decorate our house so i bought many fake bones skulls legs you know all the parts to make our
00:14:56house spectacular from the outside my final bill was huge
00:15:03so i was thinking michael leaves all the bodies at places where he kills people
00:15:08why can't he just bring them home i could use some of the dead body parts as decorations
00:15:14no more plastic cheap poorly made stuff
00:15:17no more bills
00:15:19the problem solved so i texted him saying bring body home
00:15:49wow that was smart and that's it that was my inspiration
00:16:12that was a pretty quick story actually
00:16:15yeah when you have an idea for the book the rest is just easier
00:16:21all you need is the beginning of the story and how it should end
00:16:24and then you just place actions and dialogues
00:16:27like in this film
00:16:29what film
00:16:32never mind
00:16:33hey i wanted to ask you
00:16:36is she here
00:16:37our guest
00:16:39yep
00:16:40yeah she's in here
00:16:42can i see her
00:16:44sure
00:16:46it's her lunch anyway
00:16:48but first
00:16:49hide the knives
00:16:50we don't want to scare her
00:16:52how sweet fresh meat welcome to prime time bitch i'll get you my pretty
00:16:58and your little soul too
00:17:05how sweet fresh meat welcome to prime time bitch i'll get you my pretty and your little soul too
00:17:13okay that's enough of these quotes from your husband's movies she needs to eat now
00:17:25okay that's enough of these quotes from your husband's movies she needs to eat now
00:17:38you know the rules
00:17:40wow she must be hungry
00:17:54yes and it's going to take a while
00:17:57you want to read some stuff that i wrote for my next book
00:18:02sure
00:18:05when i wake up i sit in bed and resolve every decision i'm going to make in the day
00:18:28what i'm going to eat what i'm going to wear how i'm going to feel
00:18:32if we're honest i think we all do we never surprise ourselves
00:18:36i mean you'd have to believe there was a way your body could do something your mind didn't want
00:18:41or wasn't expecting
00:18:42i think that's crazy
00:18:43we already know if we're going to skydive or eat octopus
00:18:52we already know
00:18:53it's just that tipping point of whether or not we have the courage to say yes
00:18:57or the good sense to say no
00:19:00but then again what do i know
00:19:11i'm let's say 29
00:19:14i'm single
00:19:16i don't even own a cat
00:19:17is owning slavery
00:19:19are animals slaves
00:19:20i suppose we're all slaves
00:19:23slaves to our job
00:19:24to society
00:19:24to our own fears and desires
00:19:26and when you revolt against even one of those
00:19:29you lose sad life
00:19:31you become a 29 year old
00:19:33with no relationships
00:19:34no cat
00:19:35and a bed that's just a mattress
00:19:37on a floor
00:19:37so why now
00:19:40this
00:19:41it's not like i haven't before
00:19:43it's like a bike right
00:19:45don't god help you if you fall off
00:19:47that could be painful
00:19:48an issue
00:19:49at the very least
00:19:50this is a young person's game now
00:20:07isn't it
00:20:07or maybe that's why i'm doing it
00:20:09to prove i still can
00:20:10to prove i'm still in demand
00:20:12and can still close a deal
00:20:14god i sound like all those
00:20:17bros making trades
00:20:18and doing lines of coke
00:20:19off a hooker's bleached asshole
00:20:20how do i do this again
00:20:24hi my name is blah blah
00:20:26i'm here to blah blah
00:20:27you're blah
00:20:28until you blah
00:20:29then i'm gonna blah
00:20:30and hopefully i'll feel satisfied
00:20:32but i won't
00:20:33i never do
00:20:34i keep trying
00:20:36over and over
00:20:37again thinking
00:20:38this one
00:20:39this will make me feel
00:20:40important
00:20:41special
00:20:41no maybe just alive
00:20:43but it won't
00:20:46nothing will
00:20:47or should i say
00:20:48no one thing will
00:20:49we need all three masters
00:20:51job
00:20:51society
00:20:52self
00:20:52at best i have one
00:20:54and a half
00:20:55of those
00:20:55look at me
00:21:00jesus fucking christ
00:21:02just look at me
00:21:03i'm old
00:21:04i'm getting old
00:21:06is this even attractive anymore
00:21:09my hair is like a lightning storm
00:21:11i'm too short
00:21:12or too tall
00:21:13who even fucking knows anymore
00:21:15am i pretty
00:21:17i don't even know
00:21:17i used to be
00:21:19but now
00:21:22could i even get a guy
00:21:28to take me home anymore
00:21:29how long will he want to talk
00:21:31what will he say
00:21:31will he be a dick
00:21:32i feel like that's probable
00:21:34how do i respond to him being a dick
00:21:36when he inevitably is one
00:21:38just smile
00:21:39act like i agree with him
00:21:41and worse than that
00:21:56what if i like him
00:21:57what if he's nice
00:21:59what if he opens my door
00:22:01pulls out my chair
00:22:02tells me i look pretty
00:22:03and listens to what i have to say
00:22:04i don't need that kind of
00:22:06fucking complication
00:22:07i don't have the time
00:22:08or energy to deal with
00:22:09something like that
00:22:10when will they finally
00:22:13invent mind control
00:22:15you know how everyone
00:22:16always says
00:22:17hey they say we'd have
00:22:18flying cars by now
00:22:19well newsflash
00:22:20they're called airplanes
00:22:21so is mind control
00:22:22really too much to ask for
00:22:24cleavage
00:22:26cleavage used to do it
00:22:28perfect mind control
00:22:29you could tell a guy
00:22:31you were gonna chop his head off
00:22:32and put it in your freezer
00:22:33with 30 other guys
00:22:34and he'd just smile
00:22:35and stare into the canyon
00:22:36now they want
00:22:38a ridiculously proportioned
00:22:40jessica rabbit
00:22:40and a foot job
00:22:41under the table
00:22:42by dessert
00:22:42just treat it like work
00:22:54i mean it is work
00:22:55war paint
00:22:56uniform
00:22:57script
00:22:57and rules
00:22:58say this
00:22:59don't say that
00:23:00do this
00:23:00don't do that
00:23:01it's all a hostage negotiation
00:23:03until the end
00:23:04when someone
00:23:05inescapably dies
00:23:06then
00:23:07what a mess
00:23:08it's always a mess
00:23:10people think
00:23:10there's a good
00:23:11easy
00:23:12clean
00:23:12fast way to do it
00:23:13but there isn't
00:23:14i mean there's good
00:23:16easy
00:23:16and fast
00:23:17but never clean
00:23:18and it's tough
00:23:20no matter how many times
00:23:21you've done it
00:23:21i just wish when i was
00:23:23done with them
00:23:24they could just disappear
00:23:25i don't know
00:23:27maybe i shouldn't go
00:23:29through with this
00:23:30it's been so long
00:23:32i'm standing here
00:23:33second guessing my shoes
00:23:34when no man in the world
00:23:36has ever walked away
00:23:37because of a woman's shoes
00:23:38why do we get dressed up
00:23:40like this at all
00:23:41the guy never cares
00:23:44never
00:23:45i mean yeah
00:23:46if you show up to an
00:23:47expensive dinner
00:23:48in an oversized mickey mouse
00:23:49sweatshirt
00:23:50i might shy away
00:23:52i just mean
00:23:53within reason
00:23:54you think a guy ever
00:23:55goes back to his buddies
00:23:56and says
00:23:57she was nice
00:23:58but damn brah
00:23:59those louboutins
00:24:00were a boner killer
00:24:01not fucking likely
00:24:02i'm nervous
00:24:06me
00:24:07nervous
00:24:08of this
00:24:10what are you talking about
00:24:14you already made the
00:24:15decision this morning
00:24:16remember
00:24:16i just don't know
00:24:18if my courage will hold out
00:24:19what you didn't hear me
00:24:22honking
00:24:23doesn't matter
00:24:24i gotta take a shit
00:24:26anyway
00:24:26i was out with the boys
00:24:29before
00:24:29got a whole fucking
00:24:31double wing
00:24:31so
00:24:32i ain't really that hungry
00:24:33anyway
00:24:34what's this
00:24:35apple
00:24:37what are you
00:24:39fucking amish
00:24:40so
00:24:41you guys
00:24:42turn my
00:24:43butter
00:24:43fucking
00:24:43damn
00:24:48you look good
00:24:52how about we just
00:24:59stay here
00:24:59and fuck
00:25:01i do better take that
00:25:03dump though
00:25:03don't
00:25:14you
00:25:19you
00:25:21you
00:25:22you
00:25:23you
00:25:24you
00:25:25you
00:25:26you
00:25:26you
00:25:27Hmm. That was easier than I thought.
00:25:46God, what is this? Disappointment?
00:25:49Am I sad about missing dinner?
00:25:51Or am I disappointed he didn't disappoint me?
00:25:57It's strange. You could have Uber bring McDonald's to a house you rented on Airbnb while you schedule an assassination online.
00:26:27It's a dangerous world.
00:26:36It's just convenient. That's all.
00:26:57Wow! That was something.
00:27:10Thanks.
00:27:10And now this. This is fascinating. The way she looks. The way she eats.
00:27:19You really need to tell me why I need to keep her here. You don't have your own garage or basement.
00:27:26You see?
00:27:27Oh! She's here!
00:27:33Oh! She's here!
00:27:33Oh! She's here!
00:28:28Jay, daughter! How are you, sweetie?
00:28:33I almost didn't recognize you.
00:28:35Nice hair, girl!
00:28:51So, why did the Hellraiser lady not come again?
00:28:56She is at the acupuncture place.
00:28:59Again?
00:29:00The doctor says that for her migraines, she should come to his office each day.
00:29:07So she does, seven days a week.
00:29:10Poor Hellraiser lady.
00:29:12I miss her.
00:29:14Having this stuff in her face, she can't even put her makeup on.
00:29:18Or even a basic base.
00:29:24Anyway, I must say, ladies, our Thursday hangouts, manicure, pedicure at my house is what I'm waiting for the whole week.
00:29:32Yeah, but why do we need to kill each nail technician in the city? Soon there will be none.
00:29:39That's what we are.
00:29:41You know, it could be better if we ordered pineapple pizza.
00:29:46Yeah, pineapple pizza is my favorite.
00:29:50Do you like pineapple on pizza, Jay, daughter?
00:29:51Okay, let me call Papa Jesus, then.
00:30:04Are you sure you want to touch this subject?
00:30:07It's a delicate matter.
00:30:10We don't want Miranda to get mad.
00:30:13I don't know.
00:30:14Maybe when she comes back, I'll ask her.
00:30:21Okay, ordered.
00:30:23One large with double pineapple.
00:30:25I wanted to ask you something.
00:30:29Okay, shoot.
00:30:31Actually, Jay, daughter wanted to know.
00:30:34What?
00:30:36It's your idea.
00:30:38Wait, Jay, daughter talks?
00:30:40I thought she's mute.
00:30:43She is.
00:30:44She uses Morse alphabet to communicate.
00:30:48I'm sorry, alphabet what?
00:30:51Morse alphabet.
00:30:54You see, she blinks to me and I read what she says.
00:30:58Fucking amazing.
00:30:59Can I try?
00:31:04She said, there is no such word.
00:31:11I blimed like a hundred times.
00:31:13It must mean something.
00:31:15What did you say?
00:31:17I asked her why her name is Jay, daughter.
00:31:20I still don't get it.
00:31:22Her father was Jay's son, so her name is Jay, daughter.
00:31:26I thought you would know by now.
00:31:28Okay.
00:31:30I did not know that.
00:31:32I know now.
00:31:32You actually need to learn this language, just like any other language.
00:31:38Hmm.
00:31:39Fuck it, then.
00:31:40What did she want to know?
00:31:42She wanted to know why your brother...
00:31:46Why your brother did not kill Laurie yet.
00:31:49For so many years, she seemed to be unbeatable, untouchable, unbreakable.
00:31:54Shit.
00:31:55I knew this question would pop out sooner than later.
00:31:58Don't answer if you don't want to.
00:32:00I told you she gets upset.
00:32:10No, I'm good.
00:32:11You're my best friends, and you deserve to know.
00:32:15So today, Laurie, played by actress Miss Curtis, has an appointment downtown.
00:32:19She will be seeing her agent.
00:32:23Oh, she will play in a new movie?
00:32:26No.
00:32:27It's her advertising agent.
00:32:29A new yogurt will hit the market soon, and they wanted her to advertise it on TV.
00:32:34You know, like a new commercial.
00:32:36New yogurt, huh?
00:32:37Yep, and my brother is planning to kill Laurie there.
00:32:41I mean, Miss Curtis, along with some other members of the agency.
00:32:45Maybe today is the day he will finally kill her.
00:32:49What if he misses?
00:32:53Then she goes to the beach.
00:32:55He will follow her there.
00:32:57What if he misses her on the beach?
00:32:59Then she goes to the car dealer, and he'll follow her each day.
00:33:03And I know each day is a failure, but he is strong.
00:33:08He never gives up.
00:33:10Once he starts something, he finishes it.
00:33:13That's just who he is.
00:33:17Jay Daughter says maybe he'll fall in love with her.
00:33:21Laurie?
00:33:22No.
00:33:23He would tell me about it.
00:33:25That's impossible.
00:33:26That's impossible.
00:33:33I know this photo.
00:33:35It's old.
00:33:37And this is when it started.
00:33:39Long time ago.
00:33:42I can't believe it.
00:33:43It's just photoshopped.
00:33:46Nope.
00:33:47I saw more online.
00:33:49They make sweaters together.
00:33:50Sweaters!
00:33:52He brought five sweaters last week.
00:33:55I thought these were victims' clothing.
00:33:57Wow.
00:33:58This is a shocker.
00:34:00I'm going to need to talk with Michael about this.
00:34:03Well, right on time.
00:34:10Feeding time!
00:34:28Girls, help me out.
00:34:33Eat.
00:34:52Eat.
00:34:56Mm-mm.
00:34:57It will take some time.
00:35:03She will eat eventually.
00:35:05You girls want to read some other stories in the meantime?
00:35:07Bye.
00:35:17Bye.
00:35:17See you next time.
00:35:30Bye.
00:35:30Okay, you got this.
00:36:00This was meant to be.
00:36:01Pam, you have ten minutes till we're rolling.
00:36:03What?
00:36:04Are you kidding me, Jess?
00:36:05I wish I was fucking kidding.
00:36:06I also wish you weren't an hour late.
00:36:08What are you talking about?
00:36:09Call time's at three.
00:36:10No, it was at two.
00:36:11Auditions are always just so nerve-ragging for me.
00:36:13I'm sorry, babe.
00:36:14I told you not to kiss me in front of people that know me.
00:36:16Sorry, I forgot.
00:36:17Quiet.
00:36:18Uh, Jessie, you painted 16 lollipops this morning.
00:36:21We need to double that before we wrap today, all right?
00:36:22Fucking Jesus Christ.
00:36:24Grapefruit seltzer, three ice cubes, go.
00:36:25Um, but when exactly should I do something?
00:36:28I don't care.
00:36:28Do it during your lunch break, okay?
00:36:29Honestly, nobody should be eating or shitting until the network picks this up, all right?
00:36:33Ryan!
00:36:34Fix the fucking lighting!
00:36:35How many times have I told you?
00:36:36It's a candy pile!
00:36:37If I have to paint one more fucking lollipop, I will burn this place to the ground.
00:36:41You know, I know, I know.
00:36:43You're a really hard worker, okay?
00:36:45Just know that I wouldn't have made it this far if I didn't have you on my side of the room.
00:36:49That's bullshit, Cam.
00:36:50You know you don't need me.
00:36:51You know, you wouldn't have made it this far unless the casting directors...
00:36:53I said, don't kiss me in front of people that know me.
00:36:56Sorry.
00:36:57I thought we were having a moment.
00:36:59Wait right here and do not move.
00:37:03Jason Kerrigan's screen testing right now.
00:37:04It's between you and him.
00:37:06Jason Kerrigan?
00:37:08The internet's boyfriend, Jason Kerrigan?
00:37:11Are you fucking kidding me?
00:37:12Yeah, just because he has like a million followers does not mean he's a good actor.
00:37:16Try to loosen up a little bit.
00:37:19You know, it's a kid's show.
00:37:39Aw, shucks.
00:37:41I sure am sad.
00:37:42It's okay to be sad sometimes, but it's always better to be with a friend.
00:37:48And, and, and, stop, stop.
00:37:49Yeah, that's the fucking money maker right there.
00:37:51I sure wish I could find my way out of this candy palace.
00:37:55Oh, I know.
00:37:57I'll just sing the song the villagers taught me for...
00:37:59Pretty beautiful, beautiful, beautiful.
00:38:00You look so fucking good.
00:38:03Dungo, Dungo, come save the day.
00:38:07Dungo, Dungo, your help's the only way.
00:38:10Dungo, Dungo, come save the day.
00:38:14Dungo, Dungo, your help's the only way.
00:38:20Dungo, holy gumdrops, it worked.
00:38:37Can you use your magic to get us out of this place?
00:38:40The villager said you're the most magical creature in all the world, and I would love to fly away with you.
00:38:46I'm kind of scared here, and lonely, and I don't like it one bit.
00:38:51Can we have friendship forever?
00:38:53And bonding?
00:38:54And go fishing?
00:38:55And do things that fathers and sons do?
00:38:58I'll be your little tiny monster.
00:39:01Can we hug?
00:39:03Yay!
00:39:05Aw, you're so warm.
00:39:07Cam.
00:39:11Cam.
00:39:12Oh, sorry.
00:39:13I said in your own time, not never, okay?
00:39:15Camera speed.
00:39:18Oh, gee, I sure am sad.
00:39:19Louder, please.
00:39:21Still speeding.
00:39:22Gee, I sure am sad.
00:39:24It's okay to be sad, so...
00:39:26Can we try with more charisma, please?
00:39:28Remember, you've been caught in this candy forest for days, and your tummy's full of gumdrops.
00:39:31You, you want to go home.
00:39:32I'm still speeding.
00:39:35What are you doing?
00:39:38Oh, gee, I sure am sad.
00:39:40It's okay to be sad sometimes.
00:39:43But it's better to have a friend.
00:39:46I wish I had a friend.
00:39:49All right.
00:39:50I, I wish I had a friend that could help me out of the Candy Palace.
00:39:55I, oh, I'll sing the song the villagers taught me.
00:39:58The girls are gonna fucking hate this.
00:39:59Dung, dung-go, dung-go, come save the day.
00:40:07Dung-go, dung-go, there help's the only way.
00:40:13Way.
00:40:14Sorry.
00:40:15I can, I was, it was at home, and it was good.
00:40:19Your help's the only way.
00:40:22I can do it again if you want, or...
00:40:24Let me just, I'll give it a...
00:40:26Everybody's so quiet.
00:40:27Dung-go, it worked.
00:40:48It worked.
00:40:50Dung-go, can you use your magic to help me?
00:40:53Now, big hug for dung-go, buddy.
00:40:56Big hug.
00:41:00Big hug for dung-go.
00:41:01Big hug for dung-go.
00:41:03You're blowing up.
00:41:30Huh?
00:41:31Oh, uh, sorry, it's just, um, spam, you know?
00:41:36I feel you, girl, agents and stuff, like...
00:41:39Mm-hmm.
00:41:45Hey!
00:41:46Uh, it's a little awkward because we're wearing the same outfit.
00:41:51We match.
00:41:53Uh, this is just the costume for the production.
00:41:58Oh, yeah, sorry, I was making a joke.
00:42:01Oh, a joke.
00:42:02Oh, that's good.
00:42:05I'm Cam, by the way.
00:42:08Sorry, that's my name.
00:42:10Yeah, Jason.
00:42:12Wait, I recognize you.
00:42:15You were in Crime Scene Anaheim.
00:42:16Yeah, yeah, I was.
00:42:18I was.
00:42:19Oh, my God, I feel like this is so weird.
00:42:20I should be star-strapped.
00:42:21You're Jason Kerrigan.
00:42:22You were the pervert lady.
00:42:24Yeah, yeah, I was.
00:42:25I was a crazy pervert lady.
00:42:27Yo, I loved it.
00:42:28You killed your fiancé, and you just start rubbing your shit everywhere?
00:42:31All over his body and stuff?
00:42:33Oh, my God.
00:42:34Do they use real poop in that show?
00:42:36Um, I'm actually, I think I might be your neighbor.
00:42:38Oh, what?
00:42:39Yeah, right on Gilbert Avenue.
00:42:42Oh, yeah, you're in the Century Condos, huh?
00:42:44Yeah, no, I'm actually at Sherman's across the street.
00:42:48It was like a motel, and now it's like sort of like condos and sort of mostly a motel still.
00:42:53Oh, that's dope, girl.
00:42:54Yeah.
00:42:55I like that.
00:42:56I'm just trying to think of a good caption for this picture I took with Dungo earlier.
00:42:59Oh, you got a pic with Dungo?
00:43:02Yeah.
00:43:03You did it?
00:43:05Oh, no, I'm not online, so I wouldn't have, like, anywhere to post it.
00:43:09Dude, advice from one artist to another?
00:43:14All they care about is fucking likes and follows and shit.
00:43:18You gotta play the game, but it sucks, right?
00:43:21Yeah, yeah, I didn't want to say anything, but it's total bullshit.
00:43:24What the fuck?
00:43:26Did you just call my job bullshit?
00:43:27Oh, my God, no, I'm sorry, that was not, I'm...
00:43:31I was just playing with you.
00:43:32It was a joke like you did earlier.
00:43:34Oh, that's funny.
00:43:38Listen, though, I feel you.
00:43:40I mean, on the upside, I've got a platform to raise money for the kids' charity I started,
00:43:45though, so that's tight.
00:43:46Oh.
00:43:47Wow, that's amazing.
00:43:48Kids are pretty much my target demo right now.
00:43:50I thought you just did a collab with Calvin Klein.
00:43:53Calvin's for kids.
00:43:58Dude, it's so sick.
00:44:00So sick.
00:44:01Cool.
00:44:02Yeah.
00:44:03Cool.
00:44:04I mean, by 2025, we wouldn't have Calvin's on every homeless kid in America, you know?
00:44:08Your parents have a home with us.
00:44:11Yeah, that actually might, that sounds good, and it would work out for sure, but, you know,
00:44:16it's shitty that you have to do all this for, with Dungo, you know?
00:44:21I'm like, what do you mean?
00:44:23Oh, um, just that, like, Dungo's, like, extremely ugly, and it looks like a fucking, like, Sesame
00:44:30Street, like, kitchen sink monster.
00:44:33Maybe.
00:44:34I don't know.
00:44:35It reminds me of my dad.
00:44:37Jason, they want to see you in hair and makeup again before the dance sequence.
00:44:41Sweet.
00:44:42Thanks, Jess.
00:44:43Hey, by the way, hope this isn't, like, awkward, us going out for the same role and everything,
00:44:48you know?
00:44:49Take it easy.
00:44:58Okay.
00:44:59You know I'm a good dancer, and I botched that first part, but I'm gonna kill it in this.
00:45:03I'm gonna focus, and it's gonna be really good, and I promise I won't disappoint you.
00:45:07Kim, I'm sorry.
00:45:08I'm really sorry.
00:45:09This is just as far as I can take you.
00:45:10Jess, can you fit Jason into his dance tunic, please?
00:45:12Yes, of course.
00:45:14Weren't you that pervert lady from Crime Scene Anaheim who, like, the smears shit all
00:45:17over her dead fiancé and all over the walls and threw it at the cops and all that?
00:45:21Yeah.
00:45:22And now you're auditioning for a children's program?
00:45:26Yes, sir.
00:45:27Can we get the casting director in again and talk to her?
00:45:31Cam.
00:45:32It was Dungo, okay?
00:45:34If the design is tweaked a little bit, I...
00:45:36Cam, it's not Dungo.
00:45:38I just can't keep doing this.
00:45:39I can't keep getting you jobs on productions and just have you tank them.
00:45:43Like, is this really what you want?
00:45:45Okay, it was Dungo and he's just so fucked up looking, I couldn't concentrate.
00:45:50It's not my fault.
00:45:51It's not Dungo.
00:45:52Okay, why does nobody else realize that this monster looks crazy?
00:45:56Like, I feel like I'm going crazy.
00:45:58Okay, you need to leave.
00:45:59You're embarrassing me.
00:46:00Jess.
00:46:02No.
00:46:03Please, no.
00:46:04You know I can do this.
00:46:05You know I need this.
00:46:06I need this.
00:46:07Please, please, please, please, please.
00:46:09Goodbye, Count.
00:46:10What?
00:46:11What do you mean the account went negative?
00:46:25No, Mom, listen, I just got back from a very promising audition and...
00:46:31No, I am not going to come home.
00:46:34I just need a couple more months.
00:46:36I mean, I got on TV, didn't I?
00:46:38Jesus fucking Christ, no!
00:46:41It's acting!
00:46:42I didn't really eat poop!
00:46:44Well, what do you mean Dad's embarrassed?
00:46:47Doesn't he know that crime scene Anaheim is like a rite of passage in Hollywood?
00:46:52Okay, I'll talk to you tomorrow, Mom.
00:46:57I'll talk to you tomorrow.
00:47:04Oh, gee, I sure am sad.
00:47:09But it's okay to be sad sometimes, boys and girls.
00:47:13But it sure helps to have a friend sometimes.
00:47:26Shucks!
00:47:27I wish I could find my way out of the Candy Palace.
00:47:31Oh, I know.
00:47:34I'll sing the songs that the villager taught me.
00:47:39Dungo, Dungo, come save the day.
00:47:43Dungo, Dungo, your help's the only way!
00:47:48Fucking trash show.
00:48:02Hello?
00:48:03I can hear someone and you better watch out.
00:48:12If you're in here, I will get you.
00:48:28Who the fuck are you?
00:48:29Okay, I don't know what's going on.
00:48:34I know you think this is funny, but I have a really shitty day and you just...
00:48:38You're gonna have to take the Dungo costume and go.
00:48:41This...
00:48:43This isn't costume.
00:48:45Jesus Christ.
00:48:47Did I hit you hard?
00:48:51Okay, let me...
00:48:53Let me take that thing off your head and let's see what's going on.
00:48:55How'd you...
00:48:58Okay, I'm gonna yank it.
00:49:01What the fuck?
00:49:04Oh my God!
00:49:06What is this?
00:49:10Wake up.
00:49:11This isn't real.
00:49:12You're high.
00:49:13This isn't real.
00:49:14I am real, Dungo.
00:49:16What the fuck?
00:49:21What the fuck?
00:49:23What the fuck?
00:49:24What is happening?
00:49:26You called me ugly.
00:49:29What?
00:49:30You said I'm kitchen-stinch Sesame Street monster.
00:49:34Maybe you monster.
00:49:36Oh, okay.
00:49:37Maybe I am.
00:49:38Can you go?
00:49:39Jason is strong.
00:49:41He's not monster.
00:49:43Jesse likes Jason more.
00:49:46Okay, he has like a million followers.
00:49:49And also, it's LA.
00:49:50You don't get everything you audition for.
00:49:53Jason does.
00:49:55You're the one who fucked it up for me.
00:49:57I do good job.
00:49:59You F worded it up.
00:50:01You F word everything up.
00:50:03Well, fine.
00:50:04I'll just move back to Gary, Indiana with mommy and daddy.
00:50:07Is that what you want, Dungo?
00:50:08Does that make you happy?
00:50:13I just...
00:50:15I want an act.
00:50:17I thought maybe I could get a part as like a sassy best friend in a rom-com
00:50:21or like a guest appearance on a real show, but...
00:50:26Maybe I'm just not meant for this.
00:50:30What does Dungo do?
00:50:32What?
00:50:35What does Dungo do?
00:50:36I don't know, Dungo.
00:50:37What do you do?
00:50:38You think Dungo's thump.
00:50:41Dungo saves the day.
00:50:43Dungo is the only way.
00:50:48Dungo is here to save you.
00:50:51I am the only way.
00:50:54Okay, look.
00:50:55I don't know what you're talking about.
00:50:57This is...
00:50:58crazy.
00:50:59I'm just gonna go home.
00:51:01They win if you go back to India.
00:51:05It's Indiana.
00:51:06Plus, what are you gonna do anyways?
00:51:08You're gonna call up Jason Kerrigan and beg him to give me the job?
00:51:12Jason goes away.
00:51:15It's not Jason.
00:51:16It's me.
00:51:17I don't have what people want.
00:51:19I wasn't meant for this.
00:51:21You were meant for this.
00:51:22You were meant for this.
00:51:25Ow.
00:51:26You were meant for this.
00:51:29Dungo's palace?
00:51:31Say.
00:51:32I was meant for this.
00:51:33You were meant for this.
00:51:35I was meant for this.
00:51:36Come on.
00:51:37You were meant for this.
00:51:38Come on.
00:51:39You were meant for this.
00:51:40Come on.
00:51:41You were meant for this.
00:51:42Come on.
00:51:43You were meant for this.
00:51:44I was meant for this.
00:51:45Come on.
00:51:46You were meant for this.
00:51:47I was meant for this.
00:51:48You were meant for this.
00:51:49I was meant for this.
00:51:50I was meant for this.
00:51:51I was meant for this.
00:51:52I was meant for this.
00:51:54I was meant for this.
00:51:55I was meant for this.
00:51:57I WAS MEANT FOR THIS!
00:52:12What the fuck, Cam?
00:52:14You should have called if you were gonna show up like this.
00:52:16I got rid of my phone.
00:52:17We need to have this conversation, but not here.
00:52:19Jesse, I was meant for this.
00:52:22Dude, what are you talking about?
00:52:23Richie's probably shutting down production.
00:52:27Go!
00:52:29Jason couldn't show up for the dance sequence.
00:52:31He's, like, in the hospital.
00:52:33I know.
00:52:34Wait, wait.
00:52:35Why did you say, I know?
00:52:37I didn't say anything.
00:52:38Oh, God, Cam.
00:52:39Tell me you didn't do anything.
00:52:42I didn't do anything.
00:52:52I don't think I'll go back to the village now.
00:52:54Because of Dungo, this candy palace is my new home.
00:52:57Dungo's my best friend, and we know that when you have a best friend, you always wanna dance.
00:53:03Oh!
00:53:04If you don't know that I want just a dance!
00:53:07If you don't know that I'm just a dance!
00:53:12Oh, my God!
00:53:14I won't just a dance!
00:53:15Melody!
00:53:16I hear a kind of harmony
00:53:20And I don't wanna lose it, so I'm free
00:53:24And I am happy like the wind
00:53:28But I know that it's not too fair
00:53:46I hear a kind of harmony
00:53:51And I don't wanna lose it, so I'm free
00:53:55And I am happy like the wind
00:53:59But I know that it's not too fair
00:54:02Hey, um, Cam?
00:54:12Can you do that a couple more times for us?
00:54:16Yeah, yeah, I can
00:54:19Death
00:54:25Holy death
00:54:30It just takes an instant
00:54:35To find the end
00:54:46Yeah, that's what I have right now
00:54:59Yeah, that's what I have right now
00:55:11Yes, I like it, J-daughter
00:55:14Huh, that's weird
00:55:18She ate like crazy for the past 30 days
00:55:20And now she's stopped
00:55:21Just like that
00:55:22Maybe she's a vegan
00:55:25Don't you think I would have known that by now?
00:55:29Something is wrong
00:55:30Are you a vegan?
00:55:35Maybe she just became one
00:55:36You know, some people stop eating meat in a flash of a second
00:55:39They eat meat their whole life
00:55:41And then bam, they're vegan
00:55:43Just like that
00:55:44Did you just become a vegan?
00:55:47Just like that?
00:55:54J-daughter thinks our guest might be ready
00:55:57Ready for what?
00:55:59To show her skills
00:56:01Read it
00:56:17Have a nice day, Michael
00:56:20Happy killing
00:56:21What the fuck is this?
00:56:24She sounds like me
00:56:25Hello
00:56:25She can do all of our voices
00:56:27Hello, Miranda
00:56:30I want to play a game
00:56:32No fucking way
00:56:34Yes fucking way
00:56:37Can she do yours?
00:56:41Please
00:56:41Well, this is my other mask
00:56:45My original mask is at the cleaners
00:56:48This is insane
00:56:51So she can do J-daughters too?
00:56:54Oh, I forgot she can't
00:56:56But she can blink the same way as J-daughter
00:56:58She knows Morse alphabet
00:57:00Unbelievable
00:57:10She has a freaking talent
00:57:12We have the real deal here
00:57:15Okay, but
00:57:17Why is she here?
00:57:19What's the point?
00:57:20You see
00:57:21Your brother Michael already read the script for this film
00:57:24What film?
00:57:31Never mind
00:57:32Important thing is that Michael already knows that we know that he fell in love with Lori
00:57:37And now he is on the way back here to kill us all
00:57:40This person here will survive
00:57:43Only her
00:57:44She will later go to a film post-production studio to record all our voices for this film
00:57:50What?
00:57:52Yeah, that's true
00:57:53I read the script
00:57:54I survive and the rest of you don't
00:57:56Shut the fuck up
00:57:58Sorry
00:58:00Nobody asked you about anything
00:58:02What is going on here?
00:58:04The director of this movie
00:58:06What fucking movie?
00:58:08Franny
00:58:08Is this some kind of prank?
00:58:10No prank, Miranda
00:58:11Your next movie is written by itself
00:58:14Don't worry
00:58:15You're not going to see the end anyway
00:58:17The director just changed the title from Halloween Friends
00:58:20To Halloween Friends
00:58:22I thought you were my best friend
00:58:27I'm still your best friend
00:58:29Stop it, Franny
00:58:31It's not funny
00:58:32Stop what, Miranda?
00:58:33You know I have never ever pranked on you and this is just fucking with me
00:58:38It's not a prank
00:58:40Okay, so it's not a prank
00:58:44Is there anything we can do?
00:58:46No, I read the whole screenplay and whatever we do is just pointless
00:58:51So, we'll just have to wait for Michael to come home, huh?
00:58:57Yes
00:58:57Do you have another story to read?
00:59:01Of course
00:59:02I have tons of them
00:59:03Can I read?
00:59:15Sure
00:59:16Come closer
00:59:17Are we recording?
00:59:40Yes, you can start by introducing yourself
00:59:42Okay
00:59:43It's me, Dracula
00:59:45Blah
00:59:46I'm just playing
00:59:48It's the Dracula
00:59:50Nosferatu, Prince of Darkness
00:59:53Pokal for the family back home in Romania
00:59:55Transylvania
00:59:56T-Town, baby
00:59:58So, we all decided to move from Transylvania to a nice community in Florida
01:00:05If you've never been to Florida in the summer
01:00:07It feels like the nether regions of hell
01:00:09You would know, right?
01:00:13I'm sorry, what was that?
01:00:14Um, I said you would know what the nether regions of hell feel like
01:00:20I'm Dracula, not Satan
01:00:24Um, are you guys trying to blend in to your new surroundings?
01:00:33Yes
01:00:34Yes, we are
01:00:35For example, I just recently joined the book club
01:00:38Okay, everybody
01:00:40This week's book was Twilight by Stephanie Meyer
01:00:45Opinions
01:00:46Opinions
01:00:46Ideas
01:00:47Thoughts
01:00:48Amy, would you like to begin?
01:00:52I found it to be a great modern twist on a classic story
01:00:55Thank you, Amy
01:00:57Stephanie?
01:01:00I don't know
01:01:01I kind of thought it was, you know, very romantic
01:01:04Romantic?
01:01:06Yeah
01:01:07A little
01:01:08erotic
01:01:09Seriously?
01:01:14A 465-year-old man
01:01:18Falling in love with a high schooler
01:01:21You don't find that a little creepy?
01:01:23Okay
01:01:23Am I right?
01:01:24Mr. Dracula
01:01:26Everyone is entitled to their own opinion
01:01:28There's opinion and then
01:01:31I mean
01:01:33It's not erotic
01:01:35It's creepy
01:01:37Stephanie
01:01:38Mr. Dracula
01:01:42I have to ask you to leave
01:01:45Amy
01:01:59Tammy
01:02:02Wow
01:02:06Okay
01:02:09Alright
01:02:11I know where I'm not wanted
01:02:16Good day
01:02:22Dracula
01:02:28Is a lot of things
01:02:30But a pedophile
01:02:31He is not
01:02:32I'm doing pretty well
01:02:35Since we left Transylvania
01:02:36I have started modeling
01:02:38I don't get it
01:02:44What?
01:02:45The modeling?
01:02:46Yeah
01:02:47Isn't
01:02:48Dracula supposed to be the sexy one?
01:02:51You've seen Bram Stoker's Dracula, right?
01:02:53Look at this
01:02:54Just one big ball of hair
01:02:56It's like the 70's all over again
01:02:58Alright Wolfie
01:03:06Give me some more teeth now
01:03:07Come on
01:03:07Let's get in there
01:03:08Very good
01:03:09Alright
01:03:09Show me some chest
01:03:10Alright
01:03:11Bring it out
01:03:11Bring it out
01:03:12There you go
01:03:13Come on
01:03:14Let's go
01:03:14You're looking great Wolfie
01:03:16You're looking great
01:03:17I don't know if you heard
01:03:23But I got a DUI recently
01:03:25What happened?
01:03:28I didn't know what a bloodmobile was
01:03:31You know
01:03:31The bus where you donate blood
01:03:33Well
01:03:34I smelled something cooking one day
01:03:36And just
01:03:36Wandered onto one
01:03:38I ended up going on a pretty heavy bender
01:03:59And tried to drive home
01:04:01It wasn't my best moment
01:04:04How are the neighbors reacting to you guys?
01:04:08Good
01:04:08Well
01:04:11There was an incident with the camp girl yesterday
01:04:14Bad
01:04:16Hello
01:04:21Would you like to buy some cookies?
01:04:23You can try some
01:04:24Mmm
01:04:25Mmm
01:04:29Mmm
01:04:29More
01:04:32More cookies
01:04:33More
01:04:34More
01:04:34More
01:04:39They were pretty understanding about the whole ordeal
01:04:52What are you doing?
01:04:53Wait, what do you mean?
01:04:54What is
01:04:55Wait, is that
01:04:56Is that SPF for outside?
01:04:57Or is that a vampire thing?
01:04:59What is that?
01:05:00No, I mean
01:05:01It's just makeup
01:05:02Makeup
01:05:03Okay, okay
01:05:04I sometimes like to
01:05:05You know, wear makeup
01:05:06That's not weird, right?
01:05:08Everybody wears makeup
01:05:09Right?
01:05:10Alright
01:05:11Alright
01:05:12Can you guys come back later?
01:05:13Just
01:05:14Nah, nah, nah
01:05:15Woah
01:05:16Wait, how do you know?
01:05:17You know?
01:05:18Come on
01:05:18Come on
01:05:19Wake them up
01:05:24Wake them up
01:05:24Wake them up
01:05:33Wake them up
01:05:34Wake them up
01:05:35Wake them up
01:05:36Do you think the neighbors are starting to accept you?
01:05:51Yeah, I think the neighbors are starting to come around.
01:06:06I'm sorry.
01:06:22Give me a second. I think somebody's out the door.
01:06:38I'll be right back.
01:06:45Hey there. I'm Chaz, president of the homeowners association.
01:06:49Are you Dr. Acula? Or is it Dr. Acula?
01:06:57Yeah, that's me. What's up?
01:06:59Well, we've had some complaints.
01:07:01See, your neighbors saw you walking your dog, and he wasn't on a leash.
01:07:06Wait, a dog? I don't have a dog. What dog?
01:07:09See, one of your neighbors sent me this picture right here.
01:07:13That dog?
01:07:14Yeah.
01:07:14Listen, I know it's embarrassing. My wife dresses our dog up, too.
01:07:19I'll tell you what. This one, it's on the house. Okay?
01:07:26All right. You got me. I promise I'll have him on the leash from now on. No problem.
01:07:31Hey, thanks, buddy. And also, if you could just get this cleaned up, that'd be great.
01:07:36Anything. Right away.
01:07:39You haven't happened to help me.
01:07:40All right. Thanks, buddy. See you next time.
01:07:42Hey, Wolfie. Come here, boy. Time to go for a walk.
01:07:53I mean, let's be honest. The Bride of Frankenstein? Hot.
01:07:59But for a very long time now, I've been trying to figure out what she sees in Frank.
01:08:06I mean, I don't get it. I mean...
01:08:08I mean, what is that?
01:08:15Like, I don't understand. Like, how is this guy functioning?
01:08:18This is what she likes?
01:08:21I don't know. I... I don't get it. I just don't get it.
01:08:25Ugh.
01:08:28Mmm.
01:08:29Come to bed, Frankie.
01:08:54Show is not over.
01:08:55I'll give you something better to look at.
01:09:00Mmm.
01:09:11I guess it's just one of those great mysteries of the world.
01:09:18Frank, have you seen the remote?
01:09:23What are you watching?
01:09:24Frank, the remote.
01:09:27Frank.
01:09:28Frank!
01:09:29Frank!
01:09:30We go through this every night with this remote.
01:09:35Are you sitting on it again?
01:09:40What is this?
01:09:42A zucchini?
01:09:44Frank, how many times do I have to tell you not to eat upstairs?
01:09:48We have an infestation of bugs.
01:09:50I've got to do everything around here.
01:09:52All right.
01:09:55All right.
01:09:56Why is it stuck?
01:10:00What the...
01:10:02What the fuck?
01:10:15Well...
01:10:16Well...
01:10:16mystery solved.
01:10:25So today I'm on set on a talk show called Pay Up or Shut Up.
01:10:29Some girl Wolfie used to go out with is trying to say that he's the father of one of her kids.
01:10:33Can you believe that?
01:10:34Do you think he's the father?
01:10:35Of course not.
01:10:37I mean, could you imagine?
01:10:39Look at him.
01:10:41He's disgusting.
01:10:44I'm just kidding.
01:10:45I'm here for you, buddy.
01:10:46And welcome back to another episode of Pay Up or Shut Up.
01:10:55Our next baby daddy, well, he won't even acknowledge his own son.
01:11:02Oh, I know, I know, I know.
01:11:05He won't pay child support.
01:11:07He refuses to pay child support because he says the baby isn't his.
01:11:11I know, but we are going to set the record straight.
01:11:16Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome to the show, Mr. Wolfman.
01:11:21You know that's your baby.
01:11:23You know that's your baby.
01:11:25No, not possible.
01:11:28You need to admit that's your son and start paying child support.
01:11:33There you go.
01:11:35No, no.
01:11:38That's just not even mine.
01:11:39I'm over 400 years old.
01:11:43It's not possible.
01:11:45All right.
01:11:45Well, hey, Mr. Wolfman, we've got a little surprise for you.
01:11:49Let's bring up that picture of baby Wolfgang.
01:11:52Bring it.
01:11:54Oh, hell no.
01:11:57No way.
01:11:59Doesn't even look anything like me.
01:12:02What do you think, folks?
01:12:03What do you think?
01:12:05Dude, that's your baby.
01:12:07Dude, that's your baby.
01:12:08That's your baby.
01:12:11That's my baby.
01:12:12Look, that's my baby.
01:12:14See?
01:12:15My buddy, Drac, will tell you.
01:12:17It's not possible.
01:12:18Okay.
01:12:19Tell him.
01:12:19All right.
01:12:20Well, let's ask your buddy.
01:12:21Dracula, what do you think?
01:12:24Do you think that baby is his?
01:12:25I'm sorry, man.
01:12:31That's 100% your kid.
01:12:33Oh, well, there you have it, folks.
01:12:36There you have it.
01:12:37Seriously?
01:12:39I told you that was your baby.
01:12:42I told you that was your baby.
01:12:43She did tell you that was your baby.
01:12:45That's your baby.
01:12:45Get away from me.
01:12:47That's your baby.
01:12:48Pay up.
01:12:49Pay up.
01:12:50Pay up.
01:12:51Pay up.
01:12:52Pay up.
01:12:52That's your baby.
01:12:53The Wolfman hasn't gone to trial, but it's not looking good.
01:13:12The prosecutor's last name?
01:13:14Van Helsing.
01:13:16That's a bad sign.
01:13:22With Wolfman being gone, we had to bring in a new roommate.
01:13:25The mummy decided to come join us.
01:13:31Freak!
01:13:36Hairy bastard.
01:13:41Let's just keep schooling.
01:13:45Got to be kidding me, Wolfman.
01:13:49Hate you.
01:13:50He's okay.
01:13:52Got it Jen!
01:13:54Frankie!
01:13:55No!
01:13:56I'm a bitch.
01:13:57I'm a bitch!
01:13:58I'm a bitch!
01:14:00Thank you!
01:14:02I'm a bitch!
01:14:05You're the first person!
01:14:06I'm a bitch!
01:14:08You're the first person!
01:14:10Oh my God!
01:14:12I'm a bitch!
01:14:13We're all the fullest!
01:14:15I'm a bitch!
01:14:16I'm a bitch!
01:14:17I'm a bitch!
01:14:18I'm a bitch!
01:14:19This piece is a lot faster.
01:14:29A lot of goggles instead of a freaking rock.
01:14:36Freak!
01:15:04What happened to my laptop?
01:15:26Frank?
01:15:32So, are we done here?
01:15:35We good?
01:15:36I think so.
01:15:37Oh actually, have you seen our intern Eric?
01:15:41Who?
01:15:42Eric, our intern, you've been carrying out a lot of stuff on the set?
01:15:47No, I can't say that I have.
01:15:59Bye.
01:16:01Hey, I haven't seen Eric anywhere, have you?
01:16:29No, dude.
01:16:29Last time I checked, he was grabbing a quick bite.
01:16:31Wait, what the?
01:16:34Eric!
01:16:35Eric!
01:16:36Oh no!
01:16:37Oh!
01:16:38Oh!
01:16:39Oh!
01:16:40Oh, that hurt!
01:16:42Oh!
01:16:43Oh!
01:16:44Oh!
01:16:45Oh!
01:16:46Oh!
01:16:50Oh!
01:16:52Oh!
01:16:53Oh!
01:16:54Oh!
01:16:55Oh!
01:16:56Oh!
01:16:57Oh!
01:16:58Oh!
01:16:59Oh!
01:17:00Oh!
01:17:01Oh!
01:17:02Oh!
01:17:03Oh!
01:17:04Oh!
01:17:05Oh!
01:17:06Oh!
01:17:07Oh!
01:17:08Oh!
01:17:09Oh!
01:17:10Oh!
01:17:11Oh!
01:17:12Oh!
01:17:13Oh!
01:17:14Oh!
01:17:15Oh!
01:17:16Oh!
01:17:17Oh!
01:17:18Oh!
01:17:19Oh!
01:17:20Oh!
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01:17:25Oh!
01:17:26Oh!
01:17:27Oh!
01:17:28Oh!
01:17:29Oh!
01:17:30No, I will not surrender like this. My brother will not kill us. We will fight. Each story
01:17:42can be changed. You can add scenes. You can delete scenes. Nothing is permanent. This
01:17:48story can have more additions and versions. Who said this is the last version? I got it
01:17:54from the director. He asked me to learn my lines. Screw that. All my life, I've wanted
01:18:00to avenge Judith. Who? Judith, my older sister. Michael killed her, and she was a role model
01:18:07for me. I kept it in my heart for too long. None of my friends are going to die today.
01:18:13We'll kill Michael. I'm not sure. I'm getting tired. I'm paid for ten hours to be here, so...
01:18:20I still don't know what you're talking about, nor do I care. My brother is a monster, and
01:18:29we need to end this today. Jay Daughter, are you with me?
01:18:39Great. You. Person in the chair with no name. Well, my name's Kristen Lundberg, and I'm a
01:18:46commercial actress. I've been in a few commercials here. And also stand-up comedian, voice-over
01:18:53actress, and film festival host.
01:18:59Listen, nobody cares. Are you with me? Is there more chicken?
01:19:05Yes.
01:19:06Okay, I'm in.
01:19:08By the way, why did I have her here for 30 days in my garage? Wouldn't it be easier to
01:19:14just pay the lady for her voice-over service?
01:19:17She wanted $100 for her voice-over service, and I'm unemployed. Freddy didn't film anything
01:19:23new. We don't have the money.
01:19:26You could just ask me.
01:19:28You're my friend. I would never, ever, ever ask you for money.
01:19:33Yeah, that's true. Now, are you with us or not?
01:19:36It's a long day, but, yeah, I'll stay with you for an hour or two.
01:19:43That's the spirit.
01:19:44Can I have something, too?
01:20:08You could, but you might kill me for keeping you here for so many days.
01:20:12Are you kidding me? You guys fed me well, and this is actually a pretty good gig. Other
01:20:18directors just pay after the shoot, or it's copy-credit meal. Besides, I really like this
01:20:22place, and I already got money for the gig, so.
01:20:25Oh, see? There's my direct deposit now.
01:20:31Okay, good. Here.
01:20:37Happy killing, Christina.
01:20:38Oh, it's Kirsten Lundberg.
01:20:41Sure. Whatever. Let's just kill that bastard.
01:20:58He should be here any minute now.
01:21:02Traffic is heavy on the 405.
01:21:04He takes the pulver there, or just walks through the mountains.
01:21:08Yeah, walking through the mountains is sometimes faster.
01:21:12Shh! He's coming.
01:21:13Oh, what do you think?
01:21:20Oh, thanks.
01:21:23Oh, it's tough.
01:21:27That's okay.
01:21:28Oh, it's just nothing else.
01:21:29Oh, it has a good time.
01:21:30I was told.
01:21:31Yeah, I was still hepat terrified a bit.
01:21:32I was, anybody.
01:21:32I was, and Matt said, he had to hurt himself withoutSchwitz,
01:21:34but everything would seriously give me this damage.
01:21:34Can you tell us all night,
01:21:34If I had to meet all that some of your events?
01:21:35No.
01:21:35No.
01:21:36Oh, no.
01:21:37Oh, no.
01:21:37I ought to be to scare you.
01:21:38You're too late.
01:21:38May I look for that.
01:21:39I guess I will just let something out.
01:21:40If something's gone.
01:21:41Fuck. I forgot eggs.
01:22:11What? What just happened? Why is he not coming in?
01:22:22He said, fuck. I forgot eggs.
01:22:26Wait. What did he say?
01:22:29He said, fuck. I forgot eggs.
01:22:33Oh my god. These are his first words.
01:22:37What?
01:22:39He never said anything before. This is his first.
01:22:43So cute.
01:22:46So, we're not killing him?
01:22:50Nah. Maybe some other time.
01:22:54I'm going to cry any second now.
01:22:58Okay, so what now?
01:23:01Maybe we could read another story?
01:23:04Fine. Why not? I'm paid for the rest of the day.
01:23:08So, let's do it!
01:23:38Whatever.
01:23:43I'll!
01:23:48So, let's get together.
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