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My Wife Turns Out to Be a Man?! EP Unexpected Marriage, Comedy Romance, Drama Series
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00:00:05Jamie I can't marry someone I'm not in love with I've got to go find my own
00:00:10happiness I'm sorry sir but we can't find Miss Judith anywhere all right I'll
00:00:17handle this keep searching sideways where is she
00:01:01I now pronounce you husband and wife pick her up come on lift your brine
00:01:17you better hit the gym sweetheart
00:01:25one year just survive one year and then I'll be free
00:01:35let me make one thing perfectly clear
00:01:38I'm only marrying you because it was my dad's last wish don't catch any feelings
00:01:43for me okay isn't a year you and I will be done period I was kind of getting
00:01:52worried you said
00:01:59since we're both here for families let's lock this with a one-year contract
00:02:04clean and simple works for both of us okay
00:02:14all right rule number one no sex no snooping zip zero zilch for the year
00:02:20okay number two if either needs a plus one for public events the other shows up
00:02:26all right rule number three common spaces get split fair and square
00:02:32okay Judith gets the master suite this is my house why do you get the master
00:02:38suite
00:02:45because you're a strong gentleman and I'm your wife
00:02:52you're a lot stronger and taller than I am what was that nothing
00:03:00oh
00:03:09oh
00:03:16I'm done
00:03:30I'm just gonna love it with you okay I mean you literally just got married and
00:03:34since I spent time with your new wife you hang out with me in some workplace bar
00:03:38look is Judith objectively hot yes does she have an incredible body yes but
00:03:49she's not Evelyn I'm only married Judith because my dad wanted me to and I need to secure
00:03:55Evelyn's future
00:03:58her dude that's my dream girl and Judith is weird I mean first night we lived together she took my
00:04:05room my room
00:04:07who does that
00:04:08I'm sorry no that's cold man that's cold
00:04:14so what do you want to do you want to get back with her or what
00:04:20what do you suggest take some notes of myself her oh yeah no what what I'm not gonna blackmail my
00:04:29wife why not
00:04:31it's easy well okay let's not blackmail but it's blackmail Fenton this is a crazy idea
00:04:37I can't blackmail my wife that's fucking crazy dude
00:04:42what do you suggest
00:04:46take some notes of myself no her oh I don't know what you heard but I promise you it's only
00:04:54half the truth
00:04:54I mean I would never go along with Fenton's plan he's crazy and I'm not a monster
00:05:00Avery the public doesn't care if it's the whole truth or half of it what if I post this on
00:05:05Facebook or Instagram
00:05:07no please it would ruin my family's reputation and it would ruin the business for Rock Capital
00:05:13just don't
00:05:19what do you want from me
00:05:25I should punish you
00:05:28what shall I do to you
00:05:37what shall I do to you
00:05:38such an astute and foxy woman
00:05:44no I have to remain loyal to Evelyn
00:05:47what are you doing
00:05:48I have a girlfriend and we had a deal
00:05:51then calm down
00:05:52I'm just out there a little payback
00:05:56hand over the Sunset Island Resort
00:05:59and I'll delete this recording
00:06:03otherwise
00:06:04no no no
00:06:06I'll do it
00:06:09good boy
00:06:25I hate milk
00:06:26that's my mouth
00:06:37my princess is coming home
00:06:39good boy
00:07:04whoop
00:07:07Evelyn!
00:07:08Avery!
00:07:21I missed you!
00:07:23I missed you.
00:07:35I missed you.
00:07:42Evelyn!
00:07:47Aw, you're a sweet couple.
00:07:50I wish I could have a boyfriend like that.
00:07:53Is this for me?
00:07:54Yes.
00:08:02Evelyn!
00:08:04Who the hell is this guy?
00:08:06Oh, I'm Evelyn's boyfriend.
00:08:09Evelyn, what's he talking about?
00:08:11Yes, he is my boyfriend.
00:08:15Who the hell am I?
00:08:17You're also my boyfriend.
00:08:19What the fuck, Evelyn?
00:08:21Why did you even bring me here if he was going to pick you up?
00:08:24Oops, I was group texting.
00:08:28Avery, you are so adorable and naive as always.
00:08:34And you're just okay with this?
00:08:36Oh, I don't mind.
00:08:38She's the hottest after all.
00:08:41Right.
00:08:42Uh, well, nothing but the best for you both.
00:08:57Fuck!
00:08:58Ah!
00:09:09Ugh!
00:09:15Ugh!
00:09:16Why are you so cruel?
00:09:20Why?
00:09:24I don't know what you're saying.
00:09:38I hate you, Evelyn.
00:09:40I hate you.
00:09:44You're a creep, you're a creep.
00:09:47Don't talk to me.
00:09:49I'm sorry.
00:09:59I miss you every day.
00:10:02I miss you so much.
00:10:05Is it really such a big deal?
00:10:08I know I always, but only this time.
00:10:15I'm sorry.
00:10:16I miss you so much.
00:10:17Is it really such a big deal?
00:10:17I know I always, but only this time.
00:10:17I'm sorry.
00:10:19Hey there.
00:10:20Ow, ow.
00:10:27Evelyn!
00:10:31Evelyn!
00:10:34How could you betray me like this?
00:10:38I've waited for you for three years.
00:10:41I saved myself for you.
00:10:46No!
00:10:47Mommy!
00:10:49I miss my mommy.
00:10:51I miss my daddy.
00:10:55I'm so tired.
00:10:59I'm so sad.
00:11:02I'm so sad.
00:11:05So alone.
00:11:08It's...
00:11:10Parents gone and the girl left you hide and dry.
00:11:14I miss Heidi.
00:11:15I...
00:11:16I...
00:11:16You're some slack.
00:11:23Okay.
00:11:24Okay.
00:11:25I'm gonna...
00:11:27No!
00:11:27I'm ready for my time.
00:11:29Yep.
00:11:30I don't care.
00:11:32Up we go.
00:11:33I told you.
00:11:35I can not drink you in again.
00:11:37Last time I saw Hillary Clinton.
00:11:38Oh, yeah?
00:11:40Yes, yes, yes.
00:11:40I'm not drunk.
00:11:41Yep, yep.
00:11:42All right, get in there.
00:11:43Yeah, there you go.
00:11:45I'm not drunk.
00:11:47In fact, how about another round?
00:11:52Fuck, I'm drunk.
00:11:54Quiet, you stink man.
00:11:56Judith.
00:11:58Come here.
00:12:01I'm smoking one.
00:12:02I don't.
00:12:15Shh.
00:12:33Okay, wait, wait, wait, no, no, no, don't play with a man.
00:12:53That's all you got?
00:13:02Night time is over.
00:13:04Time to get down and do some real business.
00:13:07God, she's hot.
00:13:09I wouldn't mind sleeping with her.
00:13:15So this is what you meant by serious business?
00:13:18Yep.
00:13:20Why?
00:13:20What do you have in mind?
00:13:22Nothing.
00:13:50What the fuck?
00:13:51I just, I just like trying to do different hairstyles.
00:13:56Oh, okay.
00:13:58So you like hairstyles, huh?
00:13:59Different role play stuff, you kinky?
00:14:01Yeah.
00:14:03Yeah.
00:14:12What the fuck?
00:14:14What?
00:14:15Where are the, where are the, the boobies?
00:14:29I'm not drunk.
00:14:30Mm-hmm.
00:14:32In fact, how about another round?
00:14:35Oh!
00:14:37God, I'm drunk.
00:14:38Okay.
00:14:39Judith, Judith, Judith, Judith, Judith.
00:14:41What?
00:14:42I'm so wet right now.
00:14:46Ah!
00:14:48Ah!
00:14:49Ah!
00:14:50No!
00:14:51No!
00:14:52No!
00:14:55Coming!
00:15:03I'm sorry.
00:15:04I'm sorry.
00:15:04Come here, darling.
00:15:05Oh!
00:15:07Fuck!
00:15:08Why?
00:15:08I was dead wrong about you.
00:15:11Your wide-eye baby deer routine?
00:15:13Gosh, I can't believe I actually bought those tickets to your show.
00:15:16What the hell are you talking about?
00:15:17Stop playing dumb.
00:15:19Did you sink Charlie's company on purpose?
00:15:22Is this some kind of fucked up payback against me?
00:15:25No!
00:15:26No!
00:15:26What?
00:15:26I don't know what you're saying!
00:15:27Okay, I have.
00:15:28Oh.
00:15:28He didn't.
00:15:29It's done.
00:15:35I did.
00:15:36Wait.
00:15:37This is between Avery and I.
00:15:39What the hell are you?
00:15:45Oh my!
00:15:52I'm Avery's wife.
00:15:54You got a problem with that?
00:15:58You sick cheating bastard!
00:16:01How could you?
00:16:03Maybe someone else behind my back!
00:16:06I...
00:16:07Look who's talking, s-s-s-s-slut!
00:16:10Girls are filing.
00:16:12Hey, bitch!
00:16:16Listen.
00:16:16Look, sugar.
00:16:19You get Charlie out of this mess, whatever it takes.
00:16:22You do that.
00:16:24Little favor for me.
00:16:25I promise I'll let you keep on playing boyfriend.
00:16:28I don't care about the ring.
00:16:30How about you ask your other boy toys to help your Charlie out?
00:16:33Because I'm already married.
00:16:38No.
00:16:39You can't be serious.
00:16:41You're not picking this mama bear over me.
00:16:44This mama bear is 10,000 times the woman you will ever be.
00:16:47So why don't you take your knockoff sheen dress and walk it back down to Santiago where you came from,
00:16:51bitch.
00:16:52Bye.
00:16:52Bye.
00:16:53You were getting me for a game.
00:16:56Just for your intimacy.
00:17:01Thanks.
00:17:02No worries.
00:17:05Oh.
00:17:07Hello?
00:17:08Hey, man.
00:17:09Remember to bring your wife to the birthday party.
00:17:13What what?
00:17:18I'm not lying.
00:17:18You did that.
00:17:22I, you did that.
00:17:30Bye.
00:17:30Yeah.
00:17:38Bye.
00:17:40Bye.
00:17:40Bye.
00:17:41Oh, there's food, finally.
00:17:57Jeez, like, she's a normal amount.
00:18:00You look thin, you should both go. Here, have a cupcake.
00:18:03Oh, I'm good, I don't... I'm watching my figure.
00:18:05Eat a cupcake. No, please, no.
00:18:08Eat a cupcake.
00:18:12I am so sorry.
00:18:13I'm simply upholding my allegation
00:18:15to public display my special affection
00:18:17that you sign off on.
00:18:20Besides, watching Instagram is having fun.
00:18:23Sweetheart, you should try this, it looks defining.
00:18:25You might actually like it. No, I'm not gonna help.
00:18:26Oh, what?
00:18:27Oh, fuck.
00:18:38Thank you for this.
00:18:42But you're no one. And you are.
00:18:44Judith. Pleasure. What's the name?
00:18:47Judith. And lovely name.
00:18:49Mm.
00:18:51That's right.
00:18:52My wife, my wife, and I,
00:18:54we're actually about to go greet our guests.
00:18:56We have lots of friends, because we're married and popular.
00:18:58Bye.
00:19:06We'll see each other again soon, Judith.
00:19:15You need to stay away from that guy, okay?
00:19:17He's trouble.
00:19:19Oh. Are you jealous, darling?
00:19:22I'm just trying to look out for you.
00:19:29I'm just trying to look out for you.
00:19:30What are you doing?
00:19:32You're a bad liar.
00:19:34Pupils blown.
00:19:36Heart hunting for your babies.
00:19:44Whoa!
00:19:53Whoa!
00:19:54Whoa!
00:19:55Whoa!
00:19:55I got some!
00:19:58Ow!
00:20:00Ow!
00:20:01Get!
00:20:03Oh!
00:20:06Oh!
00:20:11Avery!
00:20:12Dammit!
00:20:14Can you hear me?
00:20:19Breathe, dammit!
00:20:23Oh!
00:20:28Oh!
00:20:29Oh!
00:20:30Oh!
00:20:31Oh!
00:20:31I'm alive.
00:20:32Oh!
00:20:35Oh!
00:20:37She looks lovely when she's...
00:20:39Oh!
00:20:45Oh!
00:20:46Oh!
00:20:46Oh!
00:20:46Oh!
00:20:46Oh, oh, oh, oh!
00:20:47Oh!
00:20:49Oh, oh!
00:20:56Is that what I look like?
00:20:58You know, you know, whatever, man.
00:21:01She's your wife.
00:21:02Okay?
00:21:03Yeah.
00:21:03Yeah.
00:21:09So, how you feel, man?
00:21:10Because you scared the fucking shit out of me.
00:21:14No, I really owe you for earlier.
00:21:16Thanks for saving me, man.
00:21:19Dude, credit where credit's due.
00:21:21Your wife is the hero.
00:21:23My pretty girl saved your ass.
00:21:40My wife, a guy.
00:21:44No way.
00:21:45What was I thinking?
00:22:03What's going on?
00:22:05Finally catch your feelings?
00:22:08Don't flatter yourself.
00:22:09You good now?
00:22:11Mm-hmm.
00:22:14Thanks for pulling me out.
00:22:27Now I have an OnlyFans.
00:22:28Yeah, what?
00:22:29Look who's breathing again.
00:22:31You two have your moment.
00:22:32I'm going to hit the buffet, okay?
00:22:33All right.
00:22:34Bye, sweetums.
00:22:36So, how's Bedron's treating you, buddy?
00:22:39Shut your trap.
00:22:40Whoa, easy killer.
00:22:43Oh, damn, son.
00:22:44You got it bad.
00:22:46Maybe.
00:22:48But, shh.
00:22:50It's temporary.
00:22:51She's temporary.
00:22:52So?
00:22:53Dude, come on.
00:22:54Just play husband for real.
00:22:57Come on.
00:22:57Wine her.
00:22:58Dine her.
00:22:58Take her on the balcony, overlooking the ocean, and just screw her goddamn brains out, man.
00:23:05That's what marriage is all about.
00:23:07You don't know anything about marriage, do you?
00:23:10I...
00:23:10Yeah.
00:23:11Okay, now all my relationships are great, but I mean...
00:23:15Does she even know she's married?
00:23:18No, Mr. It is.
00:23:23It's funny, we keep bumping into each other.
00:23:27Destiny has a strange sense of humor, no?
00:23:29Hardly a shock in the place this size.
00:23:32Cannot blame Moths for being attracted to a supernova.
00:23:37How poetic.
00:23:39Yeah, I bet that line works at truck stops.
00:23:42May I ask, do you have a sister?
00:23:45Why you ask?
00:23:46You remind me of my friend.
00:23:47He has the same eyes, the same cheeks, the same lips.
00:23:52You.
00:23:53Oh, really?
00:23:54What's she like?
00:23:55Sweet.
00:23:56Lively.
00:23:57I can show you a picture.
00:23:59Could it be...
00:24:00Judith?
00:24:11Stay away from my wife!
00:24:17Are you going to let go sometime tonight?
00:24:21What are you freaking out about?
00:24:24I need to tell you something.
00:24:27I...
00:24:28Hey, there you guys are!
00:24:30Oh!
00:24:32Happy birthday, man.
00:24:34Uh, sorry, we were just heading out.
00:24:35Oh, it's okay, it's okay.
00:24:37Hey, just hang on a sec.
00:24:39I've got a nice bottle of wine for you.
00:24:42Ah, wow.
00:24:50Add a little something extra.
00:24:52Enjoy.
00:25:03What do you want to say at the party?
00:25:06Screw it.
00:25:07Now or never.
00:25:09Judith?
00:25:12Would you be my wife?
00:25:13Like, for real?
00:25:16No tape backs.
00:25:25Come here.
00:25:26No, why are you so strong?
00:25:28You look good.
00:25:38Maybe shower first?
00:25:41Okay.
00:25:43I love this kinky stuff, but
00:25:46maybe we could go slower.
00:25:47I think I'm getting first-time jitters.
00:25:49I mean, I'm not a virgin.
00:25:50I mean, I've had sex with lots of women.
00:25:52Like, 300 women.
00:25:53That seems like a lot.
00:25:54Like, God.
00:25:55Shut up.
00:25:59Okay.
00:25:59Okay.
00:26:07Wait.
00:26:09What's going on?
00:26:10What the hell are you?
00:26:11Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:26:13I told you.
00:26:14No tape backs.
00:26:15Get over here.
00:26:37I told you.
00:26:41No tape backs.
00:26:56Holy shit! I slept with a man!
00:27:02Is this a man?
00:27:03No, no way. No, this can't be happening.
00:27:06No, no, no, no, no, no!
00:27:11Wake up! Wake the fuck up!
00:27:14Hello.
00:27:16Morning, honey.
00:27:17What the fuck is your problem, dude?
00:27:22Easy! Who are you?
00:27:25Okay. I'm... I'm James Bolton.
00:27:32And... Judas, brother.
00:27:34And, yeah, we... we're kinda screwed.
00:27:41What the fuck is wrong with you, dude?
00:27:43Why are you pretending to be your sister?
00:27:45Okay, I... I know this is...
00:27:47She bailed the wedding.
00:27:49And... to save our family to shame.
00:27:51I had no choice. I wasn't myself.
00:27:54Get the fuck away from her!
00:27:55Ow!
00:27:57Fuck!
00:27:58Are you okay?
00:27:59I'm fine!
00:28:01Just... get out!
00:28:03Let's go.
00:28:22Hey, uh... want some help?
00:28:24No.
00:28:27Okay, you want me to call someone?
00:28:29No! I don't want you to call someone.
00:28:32This is probably the most humiliating thing that's ever happened to me.
00:28:35So, please don't tell anybody.
00:28:37Okay, fine. Just rest up.
00:28:41Everything hurts.
00:28:43Oh my god, what is that?
00:28:45What an animal!
00:28:48My back!
00:28:50Ow!
00:28:59I got the meds.
00:29:02Just leave me alone.
00:29:04Come on.
00:29:05It's not gonna get any better if you don't apply the ointment in the right spot.
00:29:15I can do it myself.
00:29:16Hello.
00:29:17It's... it's all my fault. Let me fix what I...
00:29:19I SAID I CAN DO IT MYSELF!
00:29:20I SAID I CAN DO IT MYSELF!
00:29:22Come on.
00:29:23You can't even see your own back, Avery. Let me help.
00:29:28What are you trying to do? Flex it?
00:29:32Here. Let me do it.
00:29:37What are you doing?
00:29:38It's my back that hurts.
00:29:53I'm... I'm really sorry about last night.
00:29:57About lying.
00:29:59Yeah, I get it honestly. It's new for me too.
00:30:03And this is messing with my head.
00:30:06I'm gonna give you space, I'm gonna bounce it to my place, call me if you need anything.
00:30:27Twice a day.
00:30:28What?
00:30:32You want it twice a day? One time already almost killed me!
00:30:41See.
00:30:55I should punish you.
00:30:58What shall I do to you?
00:31:03I'm Avery's wife.
00:31:05Got a problem with that?
00:31:12How the hell did I not know he was a guy?
00:31:17And why do I miss that bastard?
00:31:37Like hell I will!
00:31:43Un-freaking-believable! Not one damn call!
00:31:46No!
00:31:55Hey!
00:31:56Uh...
00:31:57I...
00:31:58I just um...
00:32:00So uh...
00:32:01You wanna hang out tomorrow?
00:32:05Something you'll like? Or...
00:32:06You've never seen a hot guy before?
00:32:06No!
00:32:06No!
00:32:09No!
00:32:33Nah, I was just thinking that you'd look a lot better with the dress on.
00:32:37Come on!
00:32:38You did!
00:32:41A delightful surprise!
00:32:47Mr. Mark, this is James, her brother.
00:32:51The premier!
00:32:53A thousand apologies.
00:32:55You cannot blame a man.
00:32:56See, Walton Beauty is...
00:32:59Legendary.
00:33:01James, to tell you the truth, I fell in love with you the moment I met you the other day.
00:33:06I want to take you to dinner just the two of us.
00:33:09That snake set this whole damn thing up!
00:33:10I'm sorry.
00:33:12Take him.
00:33:13We're running late.
00:33:15We're running late.
00:33:23That damn kitchen piece.
00:33:26I don't understand what I want.
00:33:41So, Vincent.
00:33:42I looked at you a little weird today.
00:33:46Like you were a meal.
00:33:50How long have you guys known each other?
00:33:52History, or...?
00:33:53Uh, nah.
00:33:54I just met him at Maton's birthday.
00:33:57You were there too, remember?
00:33:58Yeah, and I tried playing it cool.
00:34:01You were totally jealous.
00:34:04I wasn't jealous.
00:34:05I'm not jealous.
00:34:07I don't care.
00:34:09I thought maybe you cared.
00:34:12Guess not.
00:34:21Straight A since sixth grade.
00:34:24My parents' legacy project breathing down my neck.
00:34:28The whole damn world wants me to be their parcel and doll.
00:34:33Perfect air.
00:34:35Flawless statue.
00:34:38Fucking trophy case.
00:34:47No one knows how tight the news gets.
00:34:51This beach.
00:34:53The only place where the rope goes slack.
00:34:58The only place where I can just...
00:35:02exist.
00:35:05Why'd you bring me here?
00:35:10Why'd you call me?
00:35:29Why'd you call me?
00:35:30Why'd you like to get me?
00:35:32Why'd you call me?
00:35:36Why'd you do the room?
00:35:39Why'd you do the room?
00:35:41Why'd you call me, why'd you call me?
00:35:41Wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:35:42I just...
00:35:42I just need...
00:35:44I need...
00:35:45I just gotta...
00:35:46Get some...
00:35:49Did...
00:35:50Did I do something wrong, or...?
00:35:57I don't know what's wrong with me dude I knew that she was a guy but like I can't get
00:36:07over it
00:36:07look at that face of his weaponized charm I mean it's got straight gay I mean it doesn't really
00:36:14make a difference he just wrecks people man I didn't call you to hear you salivate about him
00:36:19if you're that confused go test the waters a little bit dip your toes you know go
00:36:24faking yourself out you're a growing boy you need to learn this kind of stuff
00:36:42hey handsome buy a lonely girl a drink
00:36:51yeah I'm into women straight guys love hot women that's the script
00:37:08you like what you see
00:37:12yeah yeah I shouldn't feel guilty I mean he lied and I married Judith his sister my actual wife
00:37:19who I've never even met it's a contract marriage so no rules broken
00:37:26you like it right
00:37:27oh
00:37:32this doesn't feel right what's wrong
00:37:44aren't you in the mood darling
00:37:47leave it to me
00:37:52now this is where it gets fun
00:37:58yo
00:38:01okay
00:38:05for real
00:38:07I'm sorry it's not you I just
00:38:10I don't think I am who I thought I was
00:38:14you
00:38:17I'm an idiot you don't need me at all enjoy your night
00:38:20no this is this is not what it looks like I just
00:38:23save it
00:38:25okay
00:38:26I get it
00:38:36bless you
00:38:37thank you
00:38:44hey
00:38:46what do you call a deer with no eyes
00:38:50no eye deer
00:38:56keep the joke for your ghost
00:39:07no no no no no no no no no
00:39:10quiet
00:39:10screw me now
00:39:27James!
00:39:29James!
00:39:30James!
00:39:31James!
00:39:33James!
00:39:34James!
00:39:35James!
00:39:37Want to play with little bunny?
00:39:41Come on, please.
00:39:43Just forgive me.
00:39:45Please.
00:39:46Just get in the car.
00:40:05So...
00:40:07Okay, fine.
00:40:08I'm sorry about the other day, but I promise nothing happened with her.
00:40:11I didn't sleep with her, okay?
00:40:14Why'd you take her home?
00:40:16I was drunk.
00:40:17And I...
00:40:18I was scared.
00:40:21I never felt this way about a guy before.
00:40:23Honestly, it's terrifying.
00:40:25But you have to believe me when I say I didn't sleep with her, okay?
00:40:27Trust me.
00:40:29I trust you.
00:40:30What?
00:40:32I'm just...
00:40:34I feel so hurt right now.
00:40:43How are you gonna make it up to me?
00:40:54Impressive.
00:40:59Impressive.
00:41:07He brings my heart.
00:41:10I can't...
00:41:18I just...
00:41:19I can't...
00:41:20I can't...
00:41:20I can't...
00:41:23I can't...
00:41:28He's a cat...
00:41:29I should...
00:41:30I need to wear a tablet.
00:41:37I'm not angry anymore.
00:41:39You don't have to do anything, you're not ready.
00:41:42I'm ready.
00:41:47Oh, um, I got an exam in the afternoon.
00:41:51We'd be rushed.
00:41:53Oh, um, okay, yeah.
00:41:56No, that's fine.
00:41:57I remembered I have a meeting this afternoon, anyway, so...
00:42:01Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:42:02Is this man?
00:42:03Oh, 100%, yeah.
00:42:05All right.
00:42:13Come on, hello?
00:42:23What now?
00:42:25Hello?
00:42:27Where are you?
00:42:28I'm on my way.
00:42:29Bye.
00:42:52Avery!
00:42:54Avery!
00:42:56Avery!
00:42:57James!
00:42:58Avery!
00:42:59James!
00:43:01Avery!
00:43:03James!
00:43:03Avery!
00:43:04Avery!
00:43:06Avery!
00:43:08Avery!
00:43:09Avery!
00:43:09Sorry, I'm a little late.
00:43:19I'm scared.
00:43:20You're being shy.
00:43:21I've seen you naked before.
00:43:23I broke my ankles, not my hands.
00:43:26You shot it.
00:43:30I can't help it.
00:43:33He gets to me.
00:43:38Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, wait a minute, move your hand, I can't watch it, you're blocking.
00:43:53I can do it myself.
00:43:55You won't stop.
00:44:09Faster.
00:44:23Not bored of staring?
00:44:25No, silly.
00:44:26Oh, I got a graduation party tomorrow.
00:44:29I'll be gone in a week.
00:44:31One week.
00:44:32One week.
00:44:33One week.
00:44:34It's a normal amount of time to be apart.
00:44:36I'm cool.
00:44:37Who's going?
00:44:38Yeah, it's just the drama crew.
00:44:41Liam, Zoe, Phoebe, Ethan, guys I know from class, and the girls from theater.
00:44:46You okay?
00:44:47Great.
00:44:48But they're all hot as hell.
00:44:50You wanna come?
00:44:52Hanging with a bunch of college kids.
00:44:55That'd be a disaster.
00:44:57No!
00:44:58I mean, I'm busy.
00:45:00Probably got stuff going on whenever you said that was happening.
00:45:03I'm probably busy doing other stuff.
00:45:05Cool things that don't involve you.
00:45:07Oh.
00:45:09Yeah.
00:45:36What the fuck do they have to be laughing about?
00:46:06Hey, bro can you tell us the soap bag?
00:46:09Uh, yeah, no problem, my guy.
00:46:21Thanks, bro.
00:46:22You're a lifesaver.
00:46:24You got it, boss.
00:46:31Aw, damn, dude.
00:46:33I've got slippery hands.
00:46:34Can you tell us about it again?
00:46:36Again?
00:46:36You've got to be kidding me.
00:46:39Sure thing.
00:46:40Yeah, thanks.
00:46:50Hey.
00:46:51What's going on?
00:46:56Aw, I think you got the wrong guy.
00:46:58Yeah, shut up, Avery.
00:47:02Now, did someone tell me that you weren't available?
00:47:05What are you doing here?
00:47:06I was just overheating, so I thought a shower would help.
00:47:09Nope.
00:47:11This time the truth, Avery.
00:47:14Or I can't promise that I can hold back.
00:47:23I'm so freak stupid.
00:47:25Yeah!
00:47:30Oh, a woman.
00:47:32Hey, handsome.
00:47:33You want to get a drink?
00:47:34Sorry, ladies.
00:47:36Hi, James.
00:47:37I'm so nervous.
00:47:38But, uh, as you can see, he's with me.
00:47:42Oh, no.
00:47:45Can you guys support us?
00:47:49Thanks.
00:47:54No, uh, you still haven't answered my question.
00:47:57And you can't keep running away.
00:48:03Oh, yeah, okay.
00:48:05You're not going to tell me about it.
00:48:06Okay.
00:48:08You know what?
00:48:09I'm going to find you to fix all this, and...
00:48:12Yeah, you and me, we're done.
00:48:18Wait.
00:48:22You want to know why I'm here?
00:48:28This is it.
00:48:41I couldn't stay away.
00:48:43I saw you with all those hot young people, and I...
00:48:47I was jealous.
00:48:48And it...
00:48:51It kind of freaked me out how much I missed you after just a day.
00:48:57I mean, I've never felt this way before about someone.
00:49:00It's...
00:49:02It's honestly kind of scary.
00:49:06I just don't know what...
00:49:07I don't know what to do.
00:49:08I shouldn't have said anything.
00:49:10I'm sorry.
00:49:20Okay, man.
00:49:23I don't know what to do.
00:49:29Avery Rockfeller.
00:49:32I thought I was straight until you walked in.
00:49:35Yeah, it's...
00:49:38It's terrifying.
00:49:40But if it's you...
00:49:43Bring it on.
00:49:45I love you, Avery.
00:49:48Every single day, I think I can't love you more.
00:49:52And then...
00:49:53Tomorrow comes and proves me wrong.
00:49:59I love you, too.
00:50:01I love you.
00:50:11I love you, too.
00:50:26what's that what's that oh it's literally your school ring was mine and now it's yours
00:51:08what up critical situation downtown need you back to that boss i'm on my way
00:51:50james
00:51:51is it bonjour vincent james in the shower right now try again later
00:52:01flippity fuck are you doing on james's phone
00:52:14hey is everything okay with the contract man what do you know about vincent lauren
00:52:19that's it ah i mean not much i mean no dude this guy's a total player he was getting three
00:52:26checks in one avery yo hey avery yo where are you going dude if you don't silence my dad's
00:52:34gonna fucking murder me avery what the fuck anyway when i was like down on i was like
00:52:50avery what the you're the player here james you are no no no no his room you walked out of
00:52:57his room and
00:52:58you say i'm the i cannot be the problem this relationship you walked out of his room james
00:53:02you're a fucking hypocrite saying i'm a player i think that i am the one that was cheating
00:53:07when you're so clearly you're the one that's having a fucking full of shit i can't deal with it
00:53:11anymore and you're frankly yeah how does my ass look from my angle you're bad in bed you have such
00:53:16a
00:53:16problem keeping it up i mean g viadra or something didn't cheat promise
00:53:30your story better hold water okay okay um here's what happened
00:53:41here closes on zoom 30 get the dogs ready okay
00:53:53now this is only sure i've happened thanks christ i am so sorry james what a small world
00:54:02hey oh i'm so sorry about this please let me fix it take my shot i cannot move on you
00:54:09mean
00:54:11crap the shower in my room is busted clearly in a rush please let me help
00:54:18yeah yeah fuck yeah yeah let's do it james i mean it i i truly admire you just give me
00:54:27a shot
00:54:28oh i appreciate it mr lauren but my heart is spoken for i only asked for help because this
00:54:37meeting was crucial for my family
00:54:44did i take your meeting screw the meeting
00:54:57surprise time i love surprises oh okay here ready yeah
00:55:14wow
00:55:20that's insane you like this beach i love this beach good because i bought it 20 minutes ago
00:55:32welcome to avery beach
00:55:36seriously you didn't actually name it avery beach right
00:55:55you're the only person that truly understands me honestly i didn't even know what real love
00:56:02it was until i met you
00:56:09you rewrote my whole life made it beautiful made it real i want it all every sunrise every storm
00:56:21every goddamn day with you
00:56:26every rock fire
00:56:28oh my god
00:56:31will you marry me james welton the guy who's all in
00:56:39um wow i really don't know how any of this works but i would love to keep being your husband
00:57:02okay so um rock capital group gala event this friday do you want to be my arm candy
00:57:11i wouldn't miss it
00:57:13i wouldn't miss it
00:57:15i wouldn't miss it
00:57:41okay okay well i saw bill cosby behind the the bar so i'm gonna try one of the special drinks
00:57:45okay all right
00:57:55you're not good enough for him
00:57:58you think we don't know about the charade of him playing bride
00:58:03we all know what's underneath the mask of judith
00:58:06i think he could fool everybody
00:58:07what do you want
00:58:09leave james
00:58:11or i'll blow this whole thing wide open
00:58:14and ruin all of you
00:58:15yo what the fuck
00:58:17excuse me
00:58:18whoa whoa hello jimmy oh
00:58:21mr rockefeller's will merely requires avery to marry a
00:58:25well
00:58:28so nothing tearing us apart
00:58:32fuck away miss loran
00:58:34now excuse us there's a glory hole in the men's washroom
00:58:37i'm gonna put my mouth around it and it's gonna be on the other side
00:58:41au revoir
00:58:50nothing tearing us apart huh
00:58:54let's test that
00:59:00do this for me
00:59:02i'll be all yours
00:59:09holy shit
00:59:11a girl with james walter
00:59:12put the heads
00:59:14i mean
00:59:14i know he's judith's brother
00:59:16i know
00:59:17ow
00:59:17how can you do that to your own sister
00:59:21i mean that's disgusting
00:59:23dude
00:59:23avery's marrying me
00:59:24end of story okay
00:59:26oh by the way i gotta thank you for that special wine you give to us
00:59:29really spread things along you know
00:59:33i need another one
00:59:36just make another one
00:59:37just make another one
00:59:39thank you
00:59:43so
00:59:45you think his folks are just gonna be
00:59:48cool with all this or
00:59:50like
00:59:51just relax i'll talk to them
00:59:54come to my place smiling and do this right
00:59:57okay
01:00:02hello
01:00:04hey
01:00:06still
01:00:07avery
01:00:08avery
01:00:09hello
01:00:11best friend
01:00:13dude
01:00:13what the fuck
01:00:15hey
01:00:15still sitting here
01:00:17whatever
01:00:18whatever
01:00:19what the fuck
01:00:45what the fuck
01:00:48So I do the whole gay or ship thing like full-on romance
01:00:53They even settle down together
01:00:55Right, right. I guess that's why he's sitting on my plate
01:00:58Can't exactly have kids, so
01:01:21Mom, Dad, Avery, I know
01:01:25Judith called
01:01:27She's flying home tomorrow
01:01:29Says she misses us like crazy
01:01:31Um, you boys wouldn't mind picking her up?
01:01:35We'll get things back to, uh, normal
01:01:40Yeah, sure
01:01:42Night
01:01:54James!
01:02:06Now
01:02:07Um
01:02:08Wait a minute
01:02:09You finally came to your senses and did your precious boyfriend
01:02:13We're done
01:02:14I realize there's nothing more important than you, Mom
01:02:18and Dad
01:02:19I'm your sister and it's time I started acting like it
01:02:23Hmm
01:02:26Whoa, who's the hottie?
01:02:30Oh, he's my, uh
01:02:31Avery!
01:02:33Right
01:02:35God, if I knew my hubby was this cute
01:02:40Don't sweat it, I'll talk to her tonight, okay?
01:02:42No
01:02:43No
01:02:46Yeah
01:02:48Yes
01:02:48Yep
01:02:49Again
01:02:51Okay
01:02:51Yep
01:02:53Woo!
01:02:55Nice
01:02:56You know
01:02:58You know
01:02:59That guy
01:03:00He was like
01:03:01Total jerk
01:03:03Freaking sucked
01:03:07And I'm really sorry Jamie that I failed on the wedding
01:03:11But like
01:03:12Guys becoming tight
01:03:14Is the best thing ever
01:03:17Hehehe
01:03:17Hehehe
01:03:18Hehehe
01:03:20Avery
01:03:21Hmm
01:03:22I promise I'll be the best wife now
01:03:25Ever
01:03:25I believe it
01:03:26Ever
01:03:26I believe it
01:03:27I'm so
01:03:27Dude, we got something to tell you
01:03:32Shhhhh
01:03:36You're funny.
01:03:38No, Avery.
01:03:42I get really jealous of this guy.
01:03:46Look, we're born here.
01:03:48He's so pretty.
01:03:51And Avery, like, everybody wants him.
01:03:55Like, everybody.
01:03:57Yeah, I'm supposed to be sad.
01:04:01Let's press the corner.
01:04:03Let's do this.
01:04:05No, but...
01:04:08Fine, 40 minutes.
01:04:10Hey, I got a ball to campus.
01:04:12Do you have a snake in here?
01:04:14What am I going to say?
01:04:14She's too drunk.
01:04:15Can you just take her home?
01:04:16I'll talk to her tomorrow, okay?
01:04:17You got to go.
01:04:17Thanks so much.
01:04:23Oh, sorry, Avery.
01:04:25You're pretty good up in your liquor.
01:04:27I haven't had a real challenge in years.
01:04:31I'll have two drinks.
01:04:31Not too good at more than just...
01:04:33I'll have two drinks.
01:04:34I'll have two drinks.
01:04:56I'll have two drinks.
01:05:05Just take her home, and then I'll talk to her tomorrow, okay?
01:05:07You got it.
01:05:08Thank you so much.
01:05:16It's not your fault.
01:05:18We were blackout drunk.
01:05:21I mean...
01:05:24Technically, we are married.
01:05:27Breakfast is ready.
01:05:28I want you, Avery.
01:05:33No, no, no, no, no, no.
01:05:34This is not what it looks like, I promise.
01:05:36I don't remember a thing, and nothing happened, I swear.
01:05:39Save.
01:05:40I need space.
01:05:41Like, a lot of it.
01:05:44Let's not see each other for a while.
01:06:11Let's not see each other for a while.
01:06:19Jail's pregnant.
01:06:30We're done, Avery.
01:06:32Clean break.
01:06:33Let's just...
01:06:35get everything back on track.
01:06:37Move on.
01:06:53James, don't want to hear.
01:06:54I'm...
01:06:54I'm sorry.
01:06:59I...
01:07:02I...
01:07:03I didn't have a choice.
01:07:05Okay?
01:07:06My ex had just dumped me,
01:07:11and...
01:07:12I was already pregnant.
01:07:16When I came back...
01:07:18Look, my kid needs a father.
01:07:22And my parents, like,
01:07:24they...
01:07:24they can't handle the shame
01:07:26that I've...
01:07:28cooked up this...
01:07:29disaster.
01:07:31I slipped something in your drink...
01:07:34just...
01:07:35to put you...
01:07:36under.
01:07:38Breakfast is ready.
01:07:39I want you, Avery.
01:07:44Nothing actually happened...
01:07:46between us.
01:07:49I didn't betray your dreams.
01:07:54Hey, look.
01:07:56He's been on a bender.
01:07:59Ever since you left, okay?
01:08:01It's been bottle...
01:08:03after bottle.
01:08:05We can't...
01:08:06we can't reach him.
01:08:08He's completely come undone, Avery.
01:08:11Avery, please, please.
01:08:13He needs you.
01:08:14I don't know.
01:08:44I was trying to know you.
01:08:47God, I miss you, Avery.
01:08:51Every damn day.
01:08:59I miss you, too.
01:09:02So much.
01:09:25Avery, don't go!
01:09:27Avery, don't go!
01:09:30Oh!
01:09:31Shit, shit, shit.
01:09:32You real?
01:09:38No, no, shit.
01:09:39Sorry, sorry.
01:09:40I shouldn't do this.
01:09:42I'm sorry.
01:09:45Jidus, baby.
01:09:47It isn't mine.
01:09:53Say that again.
01:09:55Nothing ever happened between us.
01:09:58You can ask her.
01:09:59She'll tell you the truth.
01:10:13Mom, dad, this is it.
01:10:19Mom, dad, this is it.
01:10:34I'm sorry.
01:10:34Mister and Mrs. Walton?
01:10:36Uh.
01:10:39The way I feel about James.
01:10:42I've never felt anything like it before.
01:10:44I mean, what we have, it's like, it's in oxygen.
01:10:49And I don't think I could live without it, if I'm being honest.
01:10:53Losing him, it would be a nightmare.
01:10:58So please, just see how much it would mean to have your blessing,
01:11:01because it would mean everything to me, and I know it would mean everything to yourself.
01:11:07Honey.
01:11:19My boy's a man now.
01:11:22Son, you go live your life.
01:11:37I'm going to go meet the wedding planner about the floral hellscape,
01:11:42but I'll be back in two hours.
01:11:54Back to me in my piece, Big Sexy.
01:11:58You got it.
01:11:58Alright, come on.
01:12:04So, let's take a minute, oh, six pimp.
01:12:07Oh, gosh.
01:12:08Oh.
01:12:11Shh.
01:12:13Oh, my God.
01:12:15Let's go.
01:12:17Can you leave me?
01:12:18Oh, my God.
01:12:22What?
01:12:28Long time no see, Mr. Rockefeller.
01:12:32Vincent, what are you doing?
01:12:49I'm sorry.
01:13:04You know how I knew that that Judith was a fake?
01:13:09Because the real one's been screwing me for years!
01:13:17Look at you.
01:13:19His eyes, his lips.
01:13:23Wrong.
01:13:25All of it is fucking raw.
01:13:29Nothing like it.
01:13:34My degrees fire that raw, untamed energy.
01:13:41Labels.
01:13:43Nothing but chains for small minds.
01:13:46Fuck gender.
01:13:47James Walton is something more.
01:13:51I had a plan.
01:13:53Plans all mapped out how I would get to him.
01:13:56How I would take him down.
01:13:58How have you used Judith's baby?
01:14:00Mine too!
01:14:02But you had to fucking blow it!
01:14:05Every single time.
01:14:11What's his obsession?
01:14:15Is it like this pretty face?
01:14:20Or are you just that good between shits?
01:14:24You don't even want him!
01:14:33You're a fucking psycho.
01:14:35You're a fucking psycho.
01:14:38No.
01:14:40Wonder what sound this will make when I...
01:14:43No!
01:14:44No!
01:14:45James.
01:14:51Perfect timing, James!
01:14:53James! Pixie! Let sis tie you up.
01:14:57Your boy can watch her.
01:14:59James, don't do it.
01:15:02James, get you trapped.
01:15:06Good boy!
01:15:08I'm sorry.
01:15:12No.
01:15:14He's praying to me.
01:15:16It's okay.
01:15:18He's praying to me.
01:15:20He's praying to me.
01:15:23You promised me that if I helped him, he wouldn't even marry me and that he loves me.
01:15:30Enough! Cut the waterworks, sweetheart!
01:15:34You know it! You know how much I hate when you cry.
01:15:44I did exactly what you said. Let him go.
01:15:50Patience, Prince Charming.
01:15:52The game has just begun.
01:15:54Now, option one.
01:15:57I put a bullet in our middle of a boy here.
01:16:02And then I eat my own gun right after.
01:16:05And you walk.
01:16:09Option two.
01:16:10My pick.
01:16:12We blow your pretty little brains out.
01:16:15And he walks free.
01:16:17Brilliant, yeah.
01:16:22Tick tock, Ruck.
01:16:24Time to choose.
01:16:29Speechless, huh?
01:16:31Pathetic.
01:16:33Open your eyes, Jamie.
01:16:35You're really gonna risk everything for this coward!
01:16:40I do agree.
01:16:43And you die.
01:16:45If we can't share heaven,
01:16:48we're all brought together in hell.
01:16:55You're part of the dreams.
01:16:57What?
01:16:58Oh, fuck!
01:17:02Hey, Ruth!
01:17:06No!
01:17:09James!
01:17:19No!
01:17:20No!
01:17:21No!
01:17:21No!
01:17:22It's okay.
01:17:23It's okay.
01:17:25No!
01:17:27No!
01:17:31No!
01:17:32No!
01:17:32I don't know.
01:18:10I don't know.
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