00:08Today is the perfect day for kite flying, sun shining, birds are singing, isn't it beautiful?
00:17The ground is violently shaking.
00:23On second thought, maybe today is the perfect day for staying home, with the doors locked.
00:38Stop that pulling!
00:40Oh!
00:41Oh!
00:52Nicely done, brave citizens. Your days of petty torment are over, mega-bully.
00:57Thanks to your quick-witted kite-string maneuver, the park is now a safer place.
01:02So, who are you guys anyway?
01:03We are Team T.
01:06Adolescent families of global evil, I'm Jordan, this is Tom Koyano, I'm chiefly fellow on the end of Pizza Face.
01:10Any chance you want to join our squad?
01:12Do we? You bet!
01:16But when do we get to become crazy hardcore superheroes?
01:20Right after you remove your footwear.
01:22NANI?
01:27You are now pom-poms.
01:29Your whirling pom-poms of power are guaranteed to knock any foe into submission.
01:34Adorable and dangerous. I love it!
01:39You are now the rebel!
01:41Your supersonic switchblade comb not only parts hair, it functions as a powerful boomerang!
01:49Wicked!
01:50Easy does it!
01:51Team Teen is a force for good.
01:54Violence is not on our agenda.
01:56Wakana!
02:15And now!
02:16Somebody does it!
02:16We're theomers!
02:17man is a force for evil and evil.
02:17We're off to you, it has the worst impact.
02:18We're off to you!
02:20We're off to you!
02:24It's time to get to ya!
02:24Let's do it!
02:39Punch it in, team, for a job well done.
02:43Team, team.
02:48Uh-oh.
02:49What is it? More colorfully harmless evildoers?
02:52Well, what do we do with all these baddies?
02:54Throw them in the slammer?
02:56Better yet, we could interrogate them.
02:58I have ways of making them talk.
03:03Don't let me catch you pesky scoundrels around here again.
03:07What are you doing?
03:08It took us all day to round up those creeps.
03:11Are you serious? You're superheroes.
03:14Rules are rules.
03:15Trust me, the shame they're feeling right now is punishment enough.
03:20And we're off.
03:23Man, these guys wrote the book on lame.
03:26I have to admit...
03:28Those guys suck.
03:31Hello?
03:32Girls, you gotta help us.
03:34It's Megabully.
03:35He's back and...
03:37It's Team Teen.
03:38They're in trouble.
03:39What do they expect when they keep letting the bad guys go?
03:45Fine, let's go.
03:50There!
03:53What's he been eating?
03:55He's big enough to have his own zip code.
03:56It's our duty to save them!
04:05Loaded by a giant fourth grader.
04:08Yuck.
04:16Dude, he cootied my comb.
04:19We should just free those super zeros, then bail.
04:22Wait, I've got an idea.
04:30Come on.
04:31It's time to cut this bloated bully down to size.
04:35Puffy style.
04:36Behold the ultimate power!
04:59Congratulations on a job well done!
05:03It's what I would have said if you hadn't kicked the tar out of that defenseless child.
05:09Consider yourselves off the team!
05:11We're fired?
