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End of the World, Start of My Empire - πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯
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00:00:05It's been 10 years since World War 3, since the nukes flew.
00:00:0995% of the world's population gone overnight.
00:00:14What's left of civilization is barely holding on.
00:00:18I trade whatever scraps I can find just to stay alive.
00:00:22The world runs on one rule now, eat or be eaten.
00:00:29Be good.
00:01:01but that's it look man that's all your stuff's worth bring booze or meds next time they get you
00:01:08more i have to make this last all week
00:01:28last item of the day boys two lovely sisters
00:01:53early 20s healthy strong enough
00:01:57to work young enough to bed children
00:02:11seriously who's dumb enough to take on a woman right now exactly just an ungrateful mouth to feed
00:02:20half the time they don't even work god forbid you knock them up then you're fucked forever
00:02:30if no one else is bidding maybe i have a chance to save them but even if i did we
00:02:36would just
00:02:37starve to death this world sucks look at that skin and those tits
00:02:47when's the last time in you ever fucked something that good eh limited time offer boys two for one
00:02:55place those bids i was the daughter of the richest family in the city now i'm being sold as a
00:03:01bundle
00:03:02i swear i could kill every one of those creeps
00:03:13suitable host detected system activation complete rescue mission required
00:03:19what what the hell is this am i the only one seeing this
00:03:25this system is created by a higher dimensional extraterrestrial civilization
00:03:30this thing is alien tech
00:03:32its purpose is to select a host and bind compatible partners in order to preserve humanity after societal
00:03:39collapse
00:03:44disable partner confirmed rescue required to initiate binding time remaining three minutes
00:03:53failure will result in host death
00:04:01it won't come off
00:04:05wait is that why that guy's arm was gray he failed to do what the system asked what do i
00:04:11do now
00:04:28easy gentlemen this blade cuts everyone the same you want these girls you're gonna have to bid like
00:04:37everyone else
00:04:41he didn't attack us
00:04:44he's not like the others
00:04:46guns still existed i'd already have those girls the warhead wiped up guns that knife wouldn't mean shit
00:04:58i'm not staying for this stupid ass auction wait wait wait what if we buy him
00:05:04have our uh bun and then sell them off
00:05:09what if they die
00:05:10well then we sell them cheap
00:05:15what works for me
00:05:16all right
00:05:18one
00:05:19can
00:05:20of
00:05:20food
00:05:22who's gonna beat that
00:05:29no
00:05:30no i can't let this happen if i don't stop it i'll die
00:05:40and
00:05:45and
00:05:46and
00:05:46and
00:05:46a bar of chocolate
00:05:52Arthur, those girls are mine.
00:05:55Don't you dare get in my way.
00:05:58Easy, gentlemen.
00:06:00The ladies are watching.
00:06:02Let's keep it civil now.
00:06:06All right.
00:06:08You want to play?
00:06:10I'll show you what you're up against.
00:06:14Two tans.
00:06:16Oh, two tans.
00:06:20Looks like Jack's feeling generous.
00:06:23It's the same asshole since high school.
00:06:26The world's falling apart, and they're still trying to screw me over.
00:06:29What's wrong, trash rat?
00:06:30You scared?
00:06:32Come on.
00:06:33Show us what you got.
00:06:39Host death in 30 seconds.
00:06:43Shit.
00:06:43I can't let Jack put his hands on the girls.
00:06:49Last game.
00:06:50You're not getting your hands on those girls, Jack.
00:06:52I'm not going to let that happen.
00:06:56He's not doing this for himself.
00:06:59Is he trying to save us?
00:07:03Spouse affection increased detectives.
00:07:06Reward granted.
00:07:07Item issued.
00:07:0920 cans of meat.
00:07:1020 cans of produce.
00:07:1220 units of purified water.
00:07:28Holy shit.
00:07:29This is a lot of food.
00:07:31I could live off this for months.
00:07:34Oh, too bad.
00:07:35Looks like, looks like you're out of beds.
00:07:38Dude, really thought he was a fucking hero.
00:07:40What a joke.
00:07:43You think you can compete with me over women.
00:07:47Come on.
00:07:47You've been a loser since high school.
00:07:50Money, girls, whatever it is,
00:07:52I always get there first.
00:08:02Oh, yeah?
00:08:05Well, how about this?
00:08:29How the hell did he get all those cans?
00:08:30No way.
00:08:31I saw him trade for two cans and a candy bar.
00:08:34Whatever he bids,
00:08:37I bid in one more can.
00:08:39So,
00:08:41are you bidding?
00:08:43All right.
00:08:46If no one else is bidding,
00:08:48looks like these sisters are going to go to our friend here.
00:08:52Going once.
00:08:54Going twice.
00:08:58Sold!
00:08:58Sold!
00:09:00Sold!
00:09:00Sold!
00:09:11Rescue and Host Binding complete!
00:09:13Increase partner affection to unlock additional rewards.
00:09:31Ready, set, go, go and take a pretty step
00:09:34And you can do all your best to try
00:09:36But you know that I'm the winner till the day I die
00:09:44I saved two girls and beat Jack
00:09:48This system is insane
00:09:54Next time I see you, I won't be taking just your ration
00:10:22We'll head back to my place, but it's a bit of a walk from here
00:10:41Compatible spouse detected, rescue required for binding
00:10:44Failure to complete will result in post-death
00:10:47Time to complete, two minutes
00:10:49This again, in only two minutes
00:10:54Told you, I knew Billy was hoarding himself a girl
00:10:56I know where Billy keeps his goods
00:10:58I can take you there
00:10:59Would you, why don't we take you this good to your first
00:11:01Just had two women taken away from me
00:11:04I am pissed
00:11:06Yeah man, you're gonna help
00:11:19Stay here
00:11:21You are gonna help me
00:11:24Work that anger out
00:11:37Arthur, you again
00:11:39You're fucking dead
00:11:40I'm gonna cut you into a million fucking pieces
00:11:43And feed you to the strays
00:11:44Stay back
00:11:47Really, a bottle of water
00:11:55Molotov
00:12:08Shit
00:12:09That was my only Molotov
00:12:13Forty-five seconds remaining until host death
00:12:23Where did you even get that?
00:12:24I saved the gas from a wrecked car
00:12:26Just left to scare him off
00:12:27What?
00:12:27So what do we do now?
00:12:29God, I'll need to bluff now
00:12:31Take one more step
00:12:32And I'll burn this whole place to the ground
00:12:34God damn it, Arthur
00:12:35You already have two of them
00:12:37You gotta take her to
00:12:38Post-death
00:12:39In 20 seconds
00:12:45Fuck
00:12:45Why won't they back off?
00:12:55Arthur
00:12:56You're dead
00:12:56You hear me?
00:12:58I'm dead
00:12:59This is not over
00:13:01I'll catch you later, pretty girl
00:13:14Come on, let's go
00:13:15Go, go
00:13:22Thank you
00:13:23You saved my life
00:13:26Rescue mission complete
00:13:28Partner count increased
00:13:29Current total
00:13:30Three
00:13:30Affection metrics
00:13:32Mary
00:13:32Fifteen
00:13:33Karen
00:13:35Ten
00:13:37Susan
00:13:38Ten
00:13:42Maybe I can trust this guy
00:13:44Rough around the edges
00:13:46But he's got guts
00:13:48Spells affection levels increased
00:13:50Rewards issued
00:13:51Medicine
00:13:52Ten units
00:13:53Two MP5 submachine guns
00:13:55Four clips of ammunition
00:13:56Fifty rounds each
00:13:58Items can be retrieved at any time
00:14:00Two rifles?
00:14:01But guns are extinct
00:14:03And now I've got two?
00:14:05Food, meds, weapons?
00:14:06I might actually be the apex
00:14:12Hey, let's move
00:14:13It's not safe here
00:14:14Cool
00:14:24Uh, welcome to the Five Star Apocalypse Hotel
00:14:28No hot water, no bed sheets
00:14:31But, hey, it's free
00:14:34Hope you don't mind
00:14:36You're kidding
00:14:37How can this shoebox fit whole four of us?
00:14:40I don't mind at all
00:14:42You saved us
00:14:43It's more than enough
00:14:46We can clean the place up a bit
00:14:48It's gonna be fine
00:14:52I'm Arthur Morgan
00:14:53You are...
00:14:55I'm Karen Linton
00:14:58And this is my little sister
00:14:59We survived one of the battles
00:15:02And then got caught
00:15:04I'm Mary
00:15:11Really?
00:15:13None of you know who I am?
00:15:19I'm a Hollywood star
00:15:20Oh
00:15:22Country bumpkins
00:15:24I was supposed to escape with my dad
00:15:25But he left without me
00:15:27So I got caught right after
00:15:31Well, from now on
00:15:32Where are your wives?
00:15:35I promise
00:15:36I'll take good care of you
00:15:38Hey, let's just
00:15:39Eat something first
00:15:41Make yourselves comfortable
00:15:42And food will be ready in a little bit
00:15:44I'll help
00:15:45Yeah
00:15:46Alright
00:15:48Damn
00:15:49She really knows how to better people up
00:15:51Great
00:15:52He probably thinks I'm a pain
00:15:55Only my little sister
00:15:56Would be naive enough
00:15:57To fall for a guy like him
00:15:59But me?
00:16:00Marry some trash scavenging loser?
00:16:02Hell no
00:16:02Alright, we'll start with chicken soup
00:16:05About half a gallon
00:16:06Just gonna fill this up to that line right there
00:16:09Okay
00:16:23Wow
00:16:24How am I supposed to keep it together
00:16:26When she looks like that?
00:16:33Babe, what's wrong?
00:16:40Well, what were you staring at?
00:16:55Nothing, just
00:16:58I don't want you overdoing it
00:16:59I got it
00:17:02It's fine
00:17:04You cut us out of that auction
00:17:07So I'm your wife now
00:17:10I can boil the water
00:17:11And clean the floors
00:17:14Anything to make you happy
00:17:41She's cute
00:17:43I got it, okay?
00:17:44Let me help
00:17:46Right there
00:17:52You didn't just save me
00:17:56You gave me food
00:17:58A place to stay
00:18:00If I could stay here the rest of my life
00:18:03That would make me
00:18:05Really happy
00:18:18Damn, this system is for real
00:18:35I just finished cleaning the living room
00:18:39Wow
00:18:40She moves fast
00:18:42Cute
00:18:43But charm
00:18:45That's my lane
00:18:48Okay, dinner will be ready shortly
00:18:56Oh no, I think I twisted my ankle
00:18:59Arthur, honey, could you please hold me?
00:19:02I don't think I can stand
00:19:03I'm scared
00:19:03I'm scared, come try to stay
00:19:04My legs feel really weak right now
00:19:07It's a good thing you caught me
00:19:10You're so strong
00:19:11It makes me feel safe
00:19:15Honestly, I'm kind of looking forward to sleeping with you tonight
00:19:31Babe, you should sleep with me tonight
00:19:33I can keep you warm
00:19:35I can keep you warm
00:19:36Give you a massage
00:19:41Hey, dear
00:19:42Why don't we make things a little more interesting
00:19:46And see who Arthur chooses?
00:19:51Back in school
00:19:52all the girls would call me a loser.
00:19:55Oh, I've got two gorgeous women fighting for me.
00:20:09Uh, did something happen in the kitchen?
00:20:13No. No, nothing. It was just really hot in there.
00:20:20Did Mary and Susan seriously just cozy up with this guy?
00:20:24In times like this, a woman's worth is less than a cow.
00:20:28If he didn't have all that food, I wouldn't even be here.
00:20:32These supplies won't last forever.
00:20:35I need to raise their affection levels, so...
00:20:39It isn't safe to scavenge with three women.
00:20:43And leaving them alone isn't safe either.
00:20:45They're probably only here for the food.
00:20:49Arthur, you're such a good cook.
00:20:52This is delicious.
00:21:09Arthur, why are you eating?
00:21:12No, I am. It's just really hot in here.
00:21:17Alright, let's go.
00:21:39Sorry.
00:21:44Susan, what do you think you're doing?
00:21:46I'm just giving our husband a little massage.
00:21:50Yeah.
00:21:51Oh, wow.
00:21:53You must be so exhausted after all that cooking.
00:21:57Maybe you need to lie down.
00:21:58I could help you relax.
00:22:00Great idea.
00:22:02I'll help too.
00:22:10If I don't make a move, am I gonna get kicked out?
00:22:30It's just a massage.
00:22:32That's all.
00:22:32I'll be forever here facing the wall.
00:22:37Now I try to repent.
00:22:42Lord, I try and I regret.
00:22:46All of the hurt I have cause I'm no angel.
00:22:50All I do...
00:22:51This is too good to be true.
00:22:55Did you guys hear that?
00:22:57Don't leave me alone.
00:23:01Yeah.
00:23:03Is everyone okay?
00:23:06Okay.
00:23:07Forget the massage.
00:23:08We need to find a bigger place.
00:23:10Like, now.
00:23:12Yeah.
00:23:19Alright, there should be enough supplies to get us a bigger place in Wasteland City.
00:23:23Mary?
00:23:25You okay?
00:23:29You're on your period, aren't you?
00:23:31Yeah.
00:23:33I'm okay, though.
00:23:34I should probably stay home and rest.
00:23:36But you go on without me.
00:23:40Okay.
00:23:41But if you hear a sound, you lock the door.
00:23:43And you stay quiet, alright?
00:23:52Okay.
00:23:53Wait.
00:23:57You're not gonna leave me, right?
00:23:59You're not gonna leave me, right?
00:24:03I'm gonna come right back.
00:24:04I don't abandon my girls.
00:24:09Okay, babe.
00:24:11I'll wait for you.
00:24:13Okay.
00:24:26That's the place I told you about, boss.
00:24:29Yeah, that asshole's living large now.
00:24:33Three women waiting on her and more food till the rest of us combine.
00:24:36Yeah.
00:24:36Then we take it.
00:24:40All of it.
00:24:53Arthur?
00:24:55You're back already?
00:24:56You're back already?
00:25:17Well, well, well, look at you.
00:25:22You look a lot better than you did yesterday.
00:25:39Good. Upgraded our place with supplies.
00:25:41At least I won't have to worry about Jack showing up again.
00:25:46Arthur, something's wrong!
00:25:51Mary? Mary! Mary! Mary!
00:25:57Arthur, there's a note over here.
00:26:00Your woman is in my hands.
00:26:03Bring the rest of the supplies to the warehouse if you want her back.
00:26:07It's Jack and his guys. I should have killed them when I had the chance.
00:26:11Judging by these footprints, there's at least seven or eight of them.
00:26:14They must have teamed up with another group.
00:26:15Those guys are animals. Mary, she might not have made it.
00:26:19No, no. No, Mary is alive.
00:26:22There's no blood anywhere and she's leveraged for more supplies.
00:26:25That place is most definitely a trap.
00:26:28They're going to be waiting for us to walk right in.
00:26:30So what do we do?
00:26:40Now both of you stay here. I'm going alone.
00:26:43Alone? Are you crazy?
00:26:45Arthur, don't do anything reckless. You can't...
00:26:48Hey, don't worry. I'm going to bring Mary back.
00:27:00I've got a secret weapon.
00:27:12Bob, can't we have a little, uh, fun with this one first?
00:27:21Arthur was right.
00:27:22Mary, Mary really is still alive.
00:27:24You promised Arthur we'd stay home.
00:27:26I don't trust him alone.
00:27:28Plus my sister is in their hands.
00:27:38Stop thinking with your dick!
00:27:41Someone with that much supply doesn't move alone.
00:27:45So we have to stay sharp.
00:27:57Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
00:28:20Well, well, look who's here.
00:28:24And you even came alone.
00:28:26Did you come here to die?
00:28:27Or to give us some food?
00:28:30He's here because he's pussy whipped.
00:28:33Look at him.
00:28:35Horny fucking dog.
00:28:38Did you bring the stuff or not?
00:28:41I sure did.
00:28:44Oh, sorry, don't do this for me.
00:28:45I'm not worth it.
00:28:47Shut up!
00:28:48This isn't your time to talk.
00:28:51Don't worry, Mary.
00:28:52I will get you out of here.
00:29:08So we can go hunting.
00:29:09I know a spot.
00:29:10Now, it's kind of isolated, a little bit far away, but I think...
00:29:13Hey, hey, hey, hey, Tony.
00:29:17We good?
00:29:19What?
00:29:20I gave you the goods, you gave me the girl.
00:29:22That was the deal, right?
00:29:24What girl?
00:29:37So you chose the hard way.
00:29:42I gave you the supplies.
00:29:44Now you let Mary go.
00:29:46Anyone here see this idiot hand me anything?
00:29:49Nope.
00:29:50I've never seen him before in my life.
00:29:52You heard him.
00:29:53Now beat it.
00:29:55Come on, guys.
00:29:57Let's be fair.
00:30:03Surround him.
00:30:13He is surrounded.
00:30:15We have to help him.
00:30:16Are you crazy?
00:30:18Look how many people there are.
00:30:23Oh, okay.
00:30:25All right, all right, all right, all right.
00:30:27I see what's going on here.
00:30:28I know what you guys are going to do.
00:30:30Be smart.
00:30:31Get the fuck out!
00:30:42I gave you a chance.
00:30:44I gave you a chance.
00:31:00I gave you a chance.
00:31:00I gave you a chance.
00:31:02Real gun?
00:31:03He's got real Johnny.
00:31:12Wait, a gun?
00:31:13A real fucking gun?
00:31:15How the fuck did he get a real gun?
00:31:16There are more of us.
00:31:17He can't have that many rounds.
00:31:19Yeah, yeah.
00:31:20With all the shots he fired,
00:31:21you're probably burning through half a mag already.
00:31:22Look, I don't care how many bullets he's got.
00:31:24We rush him together.
00:31:26The first one to kill him
00:31:28gets his supplies and his girls.
00:31:51Come on!
00:31:54Keep betting your lives on my bullets!
00:32:03Don't move!
00:32:06We're not done yet.
00:32:13Look, I'm sorry.
00:32:16Okay, I have nothing to do it.
00:32:19It is fucking Jack.
00:32:21Yes, it isn't all his fault.
00:32:23He's lying.
00:32:24I didn't do anything.
00:32:25Tony took your girls.
00:32:26He stole your supplies.
00:32:29Don't shoot me!
00:32:30Don't shoot me!
00:32:32We can talk this out!
00:32:41Don't shoot me.
00:32:45Hey, I'm sorry.
00:32:48What?
00:33:07I thought I was never gonna see you again
00:33:09I told you I'd come back
00:33:13Hey, what are you doing here?
00:33:14I told you guys to stay home
00:33:15We were so worried about you
00:33:17I was so scared I thought you were gonna die
00:33:20Oh, really?
00:33:21That's not what you were saying a second ago
00:33:23How was I supposed to know my husband is a badass and had a gun?
00:33:26God, that was so hot
00:33:37Vow's affection levels increased
00:33:43Rewards delivered to residents
00:33:45Purified water, 20 liters
00:33:47Canned meat, 20 units
00:33:49Milk, 20 cartons
00:33:54Come on
00:33:55Let's go home
00:34:01As for you guys
00:34:06Come here
00:34:11Don't kill me
00:34:13Please
00:34:15We'll give you back everything
00:34:16Shut up
00:34:19On your knees
00:34:22Arthur, man, please
00:34:26Please don't kill us, man
00:34:27You're classmates, right?
00:34:31We'll work for you
00:34:33Hands on the ground
00:34:34Hands on the ground
00:34:53You remember this
00:34:56If you ever
00:34:57Come near my wives again
00:35:01I'll shoot you in the skull
00:35:04Get out of here
00:35:05Now!
00:35:16Ladies
00:35:18Let's have a feast tonight
00:35:19At our new home
00:35:28Affection metrics
00:35:30Mary, 30
00:35:32Karen, 15
00:35:34Susan, 25
00:35:36Human civilization continuation progress
00:35:39Thirty-three percent
00:35:42Civilization continuation?
00:35:45Primary objective
00:35:46Host must reproduce with compatible partners to preserve human civilization
00:35:51What happens when it reaches a hundred percent?
00:35:54I think I brought you a clean towel
00:35:56I'll just leave you here
00:35:58Okay
00:35:59Thanks
00:36:01Thanks
00:36:34Hey, what are you doing?
00:36:38Arthur
00:36:39You saved me
00:36:41Fed me
00:36:42Gave me shelter
00:36:44Risks everything to bring me back
00:36:50I don't think I've ever met a better person
00:36:55And
00:36:55And
00:36:57I don't really have a future in this world
00:37:02Okay, Mary, I don't want you to feel like you have to do this because you owe me
00:37:07I know what you're thinking
00:37:09And I'm gonna regret it
00:37:13But I won't
00:37:17I choose you
00:37:45I don't
00:37:53Looks like someone's eager.
00:37:56Seems like my husband hasn't been able to remind him anyway.
00:38:00It's been a long week.
00:38:05I'll take good care.
00:38:18And the taste of your mouth makes me feel alive.
00:38:25I'm hungry for your body, ready for your game.
00:38:30You take the wrath from me.
00:38:37You take the wrath from me.
00:38:39You get it on the phone.
00:38:43You take the wrath from me.
00:38:46Yes, you go.
00:38:53Arthur.
00:38:54Jamie, don't stop.
00:38:58Please.
00:39:00Unbelievable.
00:39:01She actually made the first move.
00:39:04I won't be left behind.
00:39:06Arthur, I know how to make you feel good.
00:39:11Hold me tighter.
00:39:13You're driving me insane.
00:39:17Oh, my God.
00:39:19Oh, my God.
00:39:23Damn it.
00:39:25I want sex, too.
00:39:27I want a man.
00:39:35Arthur.
00:39:38Arthur.
00:39:42You're telling me that worthless piece of shit, Arthur, took down your whole gang alone, and you lost all those
00:39:48supplies?
00:39:49Boss, he had, like, two AK-47s. I mean, he mowed down a ton of our guys.
00:39:57If I had a gun, you three would have been corpse to shreddle with fucking bullets right now.
00:40:02Look, boss, we lost the supplies, but we still managed to get you what you wanted.
00:40:07Yeah.
00:40:07Okay, best we can manage.
00:40:09Okay.
00:40:1143% alcohol.
00:40:16You lost a lot of men getting you that.
00:40:18Mmm, not bad.
00:40:2243%, huh?
00:40:24It'll do.
00:40:27We'd tell you we'll love this.
00:40:31As for Arthur, once I finalize a deal with the Queen, I will bring her men and go kill him
00:40:38myself.
00:40:39Oh, no.
00:40:39Heh, heh.
00:40:40Heh, heh.
00:40:42Heh, heh.
00:40:42Heh, heh.
00:40:44Heh, heh.
00:40:44Heh, heh.
00:40:45Heh, heh.
00:40:45Heh, heh.
00:40:46Heh, heh.
00:40:48Heh, heh.
00:40:49Heh, heh, heh.
00:40:51Spouse affection levels detected.
00:40:53Rewards issued.
00:40:54Gasoline.
00:40:5520 liters.
00:40:57Microgenerators.
00:40:583 units.
00:40:59Purified water.
00:41:0030 liters.
00:41:01Food.
00:41:0230 cans.
00:41:03Affection metrics.
00:41:04Mary.
00:41:0530.
00:41:05Increased to 50.
00:41:07Susan.
00:41:0735.
00:41:08And Karen.
00:41:0915.
00:41:10Increased to 60.
00:41:12Why is Karen's number higher than Mary's?
00:41:18Karen?
00:41:21Oh, no.
00:41:23He looks so hot.
00:41:26I can't help myself.
00:41:33Karen, what happened to your clothes?
00:41:42Karen?
00:41:43Karen, are you okay?
00:41:45Yeah.
00:41:46Yeah, I'm, I'm fine.
00:41:48Uh...
00:41:49I'm, I'm gonna go change and I'll come back out.
00:41:54Okay.
00:41:57Oh, that was close.
00:41:59He almost found out about the mutation.
00:42:01What's wrong with her?
00:42:13What is this?
00:42:22I don't know what I've...
00:42:28Basement?
00:42:31I knew something was off.
00:42:33A one-story house shouldn't be this elevated.
00:42:35Turns out there's a whole basement under here.
00:42:38Come on.
00:42:40Let's go check it out.
00:42:55What the hell?
00:43:00It's gold.
00:43:01There's got to be several tons of it.
00:43:04Gold, huh?
00:43:06In this world, you couldn't even trade it for a bottle of water.
00:43:16Now this...
00:43:19This is the real gold of our era.
00:43:24The real gold of our era?
00:43:28These are aged whiskey barrels.
00:43:30I mean, judging by the word, they're at least pre-nuclear war, maybe even older.
00:43:34In a place like this, people need something to get through the day.
00:43:38Cigarettes help with alcohol?
00:43:40That's basically gold now.
00:43:42This looks like it used to be a real working seller.
00:43:45The owner was definitely unhinged about alcohol.
00:43:49There have to be at least 100 barrels here.
00:43:51These are all premium whiskeys.
00:43:5450 years old, at least 50% of alcohol.
00:43:57Did you guys know a 12-year-old bottle can trade for 20 cows now?
00:44:04This is the real gold of our era.
00:44:07Look at this much booze.
00:44:09We could buy the entire Wasteland City.
00:44:11Make it ours.
00:44:14Ladies, let's celebrate.
00:44:16Let's celebrate.
00:44:18Here.
00:44:22And jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump.
00:44:31Wait, it ain't finished yours either.
00:44:34Ah, yeah.
00:44:39Arthur.
00:44:41Here.
00:44:52Karen?
00:44:54Karen, what are you doing?
00:44:57Are you into women?
00:45:00Karen?
00:45:06It's me, Susan.
00:45:07Stop!
00:45:13Karen!
00:45:14Karen, are you drunk?
00:45:15Hey, hey, hey!
00:45:17I'm a man.
00:45:19I need someone to fuck me now!
00:45:27Karen, calm down.
00:45:29Karen, calm down.
00:45:30Karen, calm down.
00:45:31Hey, hey, hey.
00:45:32Hey, hey, hey.
00:45:44Hey.
00:45:45Hey.
00:45:45Hey.
00:45:46Hey.
00:45:49She's OK.
00:45:50She just knocked out.
00:45:52What happened?
00:45:53I don't know.
00:45:55She was drunk.
00:45:56She tried to force herself on me or something.
00:45:59No, no, no.
00:45:59She wasn't trying to hurt you.
00:46:01It's the mutation.
00:46:03Mutation?
00:46:04When the nuclear strike hit, she shielded me with her body.
00:46:07She took the blast head on.
00:46:09The fallout left her with a side effect she can't control, an unstable libido.
00:46:16Sometimes it spikes violently.
00:46:21So what do we do?
00:46:23She needs adrenaline, a shot of it, but we barely have any medicine left.
00:46:28I know where to get her.
00:46:30Tell me I'll do anything.
00:46:32Tilly Jackson, the Wasteland Queen, she's the daughter of New York Mafia boss.
00:46:37And before the war, she stockpiled massive amounts of adrenaline for her underground operations.
00:46:43All right, let's get Karen settled.
00:46:46And after that, I'll meet with the queen.
00:47:06Looks like she held out for a long time.
00:47:09I'm going to trade this with the queen for adrenaline.
00:47:12Let's just stay here and look after Karen, okay?
00:47:17Arthur, Tilly is not easy to deal with.
00:47:20A lot of men have died because of her.
00:47:25Is she really that dangerous?
00:47:28Wait, so does that mean Arthur's in real danger?
00:47:32That's what people say.
00:47:34She's a sadist.
00:47:35She toys men for fun.
00:47:37All of her ex-husbands ended up dead.
00:47:43What are you doing?
00:47:48It's going to be okay.
00:47:49I'll be right back.
00:48:31So, I hear you came here to make a deal.
00:48:37That's right.
00:48:49Booze for adrenaline.
00:48:5050 bottles worth.
00:48:56Are you trying to fool me with some watered-down garbage?
00:49:00You know how that is.
00:49:06I brewed this myself.
00:49:08It's nothing like the watered-down crap out there.
00:49:11I promise you'll like it.
00:49:14Funny.
00:49:15The last guy who said that lost his tongue because I cut it out.
00:49:24And now he's right here, kneeling, serving me.
00:49:29Harder!
00:49:30Don't make me repeat myself.
00:49:34Oh my God.
00:49:35The end comes to us.
00:49:36You know, you might just barely qualify.
00:49:41That's my footrest.
00:49:43The end comes to us.
00:49:45The end comes to us.
00:49:48You.
00:49:49Go try it.
00:50:01That smell.
00:50:03That's real booze.
00:50:05Wait!
00:50:07I'll try it myself.
00:50:14This better be real, or you won't make it out of your life.
00:50:28Don't drink that, my lord.
00:50:31That's fake junk you dug out from your trash.
00:50:33Don't drink that, my lord.
00:50:45Awesome.
00:50:47That's Arthur.
00:50:50The fraud.
00:50:53Oh!
00:50:54Oh, my old classmate.
00:50:57I didn't even recognize you after all these years.
00:51:01Well, I never forgot about you, Raymond,
00:51:03or any of the lessons you taught me back in school.
00:51:18Arthur, didn't I tell you
00:51:21when you are being bullied, you're supposed to ask yourself what you did wrong first,
00:51:27but instead, you snitched on me to the dean, and now I'm suspended.
00:51:32You happy now, you piece of shit?
00:51:35They're all going to pay for this.
00:51:40Arthur.
00:51:47I'm hungry with this face in this.
00:51:50You're stuck with it for the rest of your life.
00:51:59That bathroom cocktail really stuck with you, huh?
00:52:05Now you're scamming us with fake boo?
00:52:07Yeah, that crap.
00:52:09We saw that bottle in the trash yesterday.
00:52:12It's the color of piss.
00:52:14How'd you brew that?
00:52:14With your own urine?
00:52:18Guys, guys.
00:52:20Queen Tilly, I heard you got a batch of adrenaline that's about to expire.
00:52:24So, I brought these two bottles.
00:52:27Assassin exchange.
00:52:30That's good.
00:52:54Strong.
00:52:56Before the war, this wouldn't even pass.
00:52:59It's just as premium.
00:53:03But now, it's worth trading for a batch of my adrenaline.
00:53:12And as for this fraud, since we're classmates, we could give them a quick, less painful death.
00:53:25And you.
00:53:26Now, how can you decide?
00:53:27You haven't even tried my booze.
00:53:29Wait till he, why bother?
00:53:30I mean, just look at it.
00:53:32Cloudy as hell.
00:53:33God knows what kind of shit he dumped in there.
00:53:35I know him better than anyone.
00:53:37We went to high school together.
00:53:38He's always been shit.
00:53:40Yeah.
00:53:41Wait till he, why bother?
00:53:41Enough!
00:53:43Fine.
00:53:45We'll do this properly.
00:53:48But he can drink it.
00:53:51I'm not drinking the sewage.
00:54:02Good boy.
00:54:04Good boy.
00:54:21This is insane.
00:54:25It's a gift from God.
00:54:29He's not drinking it.
00:54:30Did I mess up his sense of taste or what?
00:54:35What the hell?
00:54:36This guy can actually make a booze?
00:54:38I have no idea.
00:54:40I mean, he is the guy that pulled a gun on us, so yeah, maybe.
00:54:45I approve whiskey.
00:54:53All right.
00:55:00Whoa.
00:55:01Whoa.
00:55:02Whoa.
00:55:06Blue flame.
00:55:08That only happens with hyper-flicker.
00:55:11I want your whiskey.
00:55:12All of it.
00:55:13Everything that you have.
00:55:15Let me taste it.
00:55:16Sure.
00:55:16But I want the fresh adrenaline syringes first.
00:55:22Deal.
00:55:26Oh, yeah.
00:55:28Oh, that's it.
00:55:29I never thought I'd taste anything like this again.
00:55:32Green Tilly.
00:55:34Maybe we should talk about what comes next.
00:55:42Yeah.
00:55:43We should.
00:55:45Beat it.
00:55:46All three of you.
00:55:47And take your cheap garbage with you.
00:55:50Arthur.
00:55:50Please.
00:55:51Just give us.
00:55:52Do us a favor.
00:55:53Give us a little bit of adrenaline, please.
00:55:55A little bit.
00:55:56We'll do anything you want.
00:56:00Anything?
00:56:01Yes.
00:56:02Anything.
00:56:05Okay.
00:56:06We'll do anything you want.
00:56:09I want you to drink his piss.
00:56:11Arthur, don't be a fucking jerk, man.
00:56:13We've known each other since school.
00:56:14Yeah.
00:56:15Yeah, we did.
00:56:16And look where that got you.
00:56:18Are you serious right now?
00:56:19Queen Tilly, I think it's time to send them out.
00:56:29Don't you fucking touch me.
00:56:30Hey!
00:56:32This isn't over, Arthur!
00:56:34I'll make you pay for it.
00:56:35I will, I swear!
00:56:37A man who can make liquor like this?
00:56:40I need to keep him close.
00:56:42Queen Tilly, now aside from the adrenaline, I'd like to start a business in the wasteland.
00:56:49With your approval.
00:56:51Your whiskey bought you a place here.
00:56:55Call me Tilly.
00:56:56And whatever business you run, I take 80%.
00:57:0180?
00:57:02Oh, come on, that's insane.
00:57:04Too much?
00:57:06Well, there is one way that we can waive it.
00:57:09And what might that be?
00:57:16Be my husband.
00:57:25Plenty of toys here.
00:57:29Pick one.
00:57:30We have time.
00:57:32Oh, uh.
00:57:40Um, you know, maybe I can work with 80%.
00:57:44Shut up!
00:57:46I am tired of the same boring games.
00:57:50I want to try something different.
00:57:55I'll be the masochist.
00:57:57And you be the sadist.
00:58:17Compatible spouse detected.
00:58:19Rescue required.
00:58:21Subject must be claimed as spouse.
00:58:24Failure will initiate host death.
00:58:26Oh, come on.
00:58:27I'll be the one.
00:58:28Oh.
00:58:38Here.
00:58:40Call me on this.
00:58:42From now on, your taxes are waived.
00:58:45And as long as you remain in Wasteland City,
00:58:48no one will mess with you ever again.
00:58:51All right, I'll, uh, contact you the day after tomorrow
00:58:55and arrange delivery of the 50 bars.
00:58:57Hmm.
00:58:58No need.
00:58:59I'll come myself.
00:59:01With my people.
00:59:03I hear that you have three wives.
00:59:06I want to meet them.
00:59:09See what kind of women, besides me,
00:59:13keep you interested.
00:59:18Why do I feel like a male escort?
00:59:21New spouse registered.
00:59:23Reward issued.
00:59:24Anti-radiation serum.
00:59:26Motorcycle.
00:59:27Anti-radiation serum?
00:59:29And a new motorcycle?
00:59:32Spouse's life signal critical.
00:59:34Immediate treatment required.
00:59:35The devil in disguise.
00:59:46Come here!
00:59:48Karen, wake up!
00:59:49Get me off me!
00:59:50Get me off!
00:59:51No!
00:59:52No!
00:59:54No!
00:59:55No!
00:59:59Karen, hold on.
01:00:02Come here!
01:00:03Come on!
01:00:05Let her go!
01:00:12I'm mad!
01:00:14I'm mad!
01:00:20None of you are men!
01:00:22Fuck off!
01:00:35Karen, stop!
01:00:40She's having a full episode!
01:00:42She's lost control!
01:00:49Karen, stop!
01:01:04Karen, stop!
01:01:06Karen, stop!
01:01:11I can't hold her much longer!
01:01:13Maybe just give her what she wants!
01:01:15What if I could? Look at me!
01:01:17I can't get hard like this!
01:01:19I can't hold her much longer!
01:01:27Do it!
01:01:29Do it!
01:01:30Do it!
01:01:40Oh my god, hey, Karen, she's, she's, she's operating, what, what, Karen, Karen, no, no, come on,
01:01:53Warning, spouse life signal critical, if spouse death is confirmed, host death protocol will initiate,
01:02:00Oh, Karen, come on, come on, come on, come on, Karen, stay with me, come on, come on, stay with
01:02:06me, come on, Karen, why is this happening, I already gave her the adrenaline, come on,
01:02:14Karen, wake up, spouse life status, Karen, 0%, host death in 10 seconds,
01:02:23Midbox, midbox, come on, Karen, I'm not going to lose you, they're out of options, please, let this work, come
01:02:31on, Karen, I'm not going to lose you,
01:02:34Stay with me, Karen,
01:02:49Come on, Karen, come on, Karen,
01:03:02Karen,
01:03:07are you okay you're okay oh my god oh my god
01:03:14are you okay are you okay i'm fine yeah
01:03:29the burning feeling it's it's gone
01:03:38so the system serum was designed for her mutation it actually worked
01:03:45spell's affection levels increased rewards issued formal dresses three sets
01:04:06let's go get this damn wasteland
01:04:10come get your whiskey barrel aged
01:04:13free samples
01:04:15oh my god where did you get a gun
01:04:18free samples this ain't that bootleg shit huh
01:04:21trying to find out one sample for a person
01:04:36this is everything i have is it enough for a bottle
01:04:39can uh can i get half actually since you're my first customers you each get a bottle
01:05:00i earned my place in wasteland city with this gun so if you want a taste line up
01:05:24what do you got
01:05:28used to be special forces army ranger fought in a nuclear war
01:05:33be your bodyguard for a whole year
01:05:37an ex-marine that will prove useful
01:05:43from now on you're my personal bodyguard
01:05:47one bottle a month
01:05:51hell for that lay down my life for you
01:05:56i used to run gangs
01:06:00i got five under me
01:06:03we'll all be your bodyguards
01:06:10ask for you guys
01:06:13money salesmen
01:06:14you know this town better than anyone
01:06:17spread out
01:06:17find customers
01:06:19keep thirty percent of whatever you trade
01:06:21thirty percent you're too generous
01:06:24thank you boss
01:06:25thank you boss
01:06:26thank you boss
01:06:31things sure are looking up
01:06:36i don't need another wife though
01:06:38four wives are enough
01:06:39okay on your feet
01:06:42bring me every abled hand you've got
01:06:44i need manpower for bottling
01:06:46i don't need more women
01:06:47yes boss
01:06:51let's get this party started
01:07:08first day and i've already pulled in a mountain of supplies and twenty new men
01:07:12not a bad haul
01:07:21i wonder what arthur is doing
01:07:24need i ask
01:07:25he's obviously thinking of me
01:07:37cast on boss we're all good
01:07:42human civilization continuation progress
01:07:4647 percent
01:07:48so building a faction increases the civilization progress bar
01:08:05i'm out of bullets
01:08:07the system hasn't handed out new weapons
01:08:09i need my own forces up and running as soon as possible
01:08:12detecting that the host's spouses have entered peak fertility period
01:08:17please seize the reproduction window
01:08:21babe
01:08:22we should shower
01:08:24together
01:08:25arthur
01:08:26my clothes are feeling a little tight
01:08:29maybe you could help me take them off
01:08:32hey
01:08:33me first
01:08:34did you forget i almost died
01:08:45let's shower together tonight
01:08:47the four of us
01:08:49saves water
01:09:05tell your boss to get his ass out here
01:09:09we represent queen
01:09:11tilly
01:09:15come on boys payday
01:09:16we're doing the queen's work
01:09:19come on boys get that money
01:09:20we're doing queen's business
01:09:22there's more of us than there is them
01:09:24come on
01:09:27hey hey hey
01:09:28we're good
01:09:30we're good
01:09:31what's up
01:09:32what's going on
01:09:33these guys are trying to rob us boss
01:09:37business looking pretty good
01:09:38but have you paid your taxes yet
01:09:41taxes
01:09:42what taxes
01:09:43no
01:09:44you want to do business in wasteland city
01:09:48you got to pay 80%
01:09:50now didn't you check the rules before you set up this shop
01:09:53here
01:09:55tilly already waived my taxes
01:09:57i don't know your thing
01:09:59how dare you call her by her first name
01:10:02you must have a death wish
01:10:04punk
01:10:08oh
01:10:18i'll say it again
01:10:19the queen already waived my taxes
01:10:23so i suggest you get on out of here before i stop playing nice
01:10:28she's tilly jackson
01:10:30the goddamn queen of this wasteland
01:10:33why the hell would she waive taxes for a fake bootlegger like you huh
01:10:37first of all my stuff's real
01:10:40and second well
01:10:42she's interested in more than just my whiskey
01:10:45how dare you
01:10:46mr ross this vermin just insulted the queen
01:10:49as her trusted tax collector you must punish her
01:10:53that's right
01:10:54the queen put me in charge
01:10:56and i'm gonna charge you 90% now
01:11:00now you got 10 minutes to come up with
01:11:02a hundred barrels
01:11:04you fail to do that
01:11:06i'm shutting down this entire operation
01:11:13that batch was for tilly
01:11:14this is gonna be fun
01:11:21mr ross
01:11:23you sure you don't want to verify with the queen first
01:11:27i'm not gonna
01:11:28i'm not gonna take up her precious time
01:11:30the queen
01:11:33has employed me
01:11:34for over five years
01:11:36she takes all the taxes
01:11:39you know
01:11:40the only assholes
01:11:42that don't pay their taxes are
01:11:45the dead
01:11:48mr ross
01:11:49you see that batch you just smashed
01:11:53well it's priceless
01:11:54i mean even your sorry life couldn't cover it
01:11:58are you threatening us right now
01:12:00mr ross
01:12:01can bury you
01:12:03alive
01:12:03right
01:12:04i got this
01:12:06look i get it
01:12:07i get it
01:12:08you're trying to be tough for your
01:12:10for your ladies over there
01:12:15the thing is
01:12:17either you come up with
01:12:1990%
01:12:20right here
01:12:21right now
01:12:23or i'm gonna have my
01:12:24horny boys back here
01:12:26fuck up your cheap sluts
01:12:27and i'm gonna make you watch
01:12:32all right
01:12:33wasteland city belongs to queen tilly
01:12:36anyone that follows this guy
01:12:38doesn't follow her
01:12:42this piece of shit
01:12:44drank my piss in high school
01:12:49you really want to follow him
01:12:51oh so he was pathetic even back then
01:12:54i think it's ridiculous to think his women cling to that worthless fuck
01:13:00you're free to choose
01:13:01but remember this
01:13:04anyone who betrays me will never
01:13:06work under me again
01:13:09all right
01:13:10you got three seconds to decide
01:13:13either you stand with this guy
01:13:15or you won't survive the wasteland
01:13:36i guess loyalty still counts in this world
01:13:39see that
01:13:41that's the power
01:13:42of queen tilly
01:13:44doesn't matter how many supplies you have
01:13:47you're still worthless
01:13:50now you got two choices before you
01:13:53either you kneel down on that broken glass
01:13:56and you ask for forgiveness
01:13:58and then you give
01:14:00a hundred barrels
01:14:01or option two
01:14:04you let me
01:14:06screw those three girls
01:14:09then maybe i'll accept 80 barrels
01:14:13that's gonna be a bargain for you
01:14:14you're being quite generous today mr ross
01:14:18i know
01:14:18i haven't even asked them to drape piss
01:14:21yet
01:14:24i don't understand
01:14:25why doesn't her husband just shoot her
01:14:27he'll only make things worse
01:14:35tilly jackson's absolute control over the wasteland is based on one thing
01:14:39loyalty
01:14:40her people would die for her
01:14:43they don't fear death
01:14:45no clear full out left us with nothing
01:14:47only our faith
01:14:49that's exactly what tilly gave them
01:14:51faith
01:14:53belief
01:14:54reason to live
01:14:56of course they'd die for her
01:14:58but we have too many critical supplies
01:15:00there's no way we could evacuate fast
01:15:03then what do we do
01:15:05we have to put our faith in arthur
01:15:10and if i had enough bullets
01:15:12i'd blown these bastards heads off already
01:15:14so
01:15:15you made up your mind yes
01:15:17you're gonna
01:15:18get down on all fours
01:15:20and beg for forgiveness
01:15:21or is it time to send over those
01:15:24babes
01:15:25do you even have to ask
01:15:28obviously he's setting the chance
01:15:32i'll choose the third option
01:15:33the third option?
01:15:35fuck off
01:15:36you have no right to negotiate
01:15:40get here
01:15:46that's queen two he's beeper
01:15:48how'd he get that?
01:15:50till he gets to my place in five
01:15:52that's impossible
01:16:05miss me already
01:16:07sweetheart i don't think i can deliver your bottles today
01:16:10see a few of your boys are giving me a hard time
01:16:13what?
01:16:14which idiots have a death wish?
01:16:17i'll be there
01:16:18in ten
01:16:19telly
01:16:19get to my place
01:16:21in five
01:16:29mr. ross
01:16:30kill him
01:16:31how dare he treat you like this
01:16:32end him now
01:16:34i swear you're dead
01:16:35dead
01:16:36i'm gonna fuck each and every one of your bitches right in front of
01:16:39whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa calm down rain
01:16:41calm down calm down
01:16:42you got riled up
01:16:44now you mean to tell me that you called queen chili on that there toy
01:16:50yeah that's right i did
01:16:52i'm her husband
01:16:59so you better back off before you regret it
01:17:01i'm her husband
01:17:04he said i'm her husband
01:17:06he's insane mr. ross he's scared out of his spine
01:17:09so hard in years
01:17:13oh now i've seen some fakes but you really are something else
01:17:30oh now you can't whine into your little wittle toy
01:17:33oh sad baby
01:17:37i hate to break the news to you but
01:17:39oh i don't care about these skanky whores anymore
01:17:44no
01:17:45i decided boys i'm gonna take everything he has
01:17:52i decided boys i'm gonna take everything he has
01:17:57trash the place take everything you see and if you find any booze that's mine
01:18:03and when you're done burn this place down go
01:18:17queen tilly we're almost there
01:18:19most feet ahead
01:18:27thank you
01:18:28mr. r
01:18:30hey
01:18:31take a break
01:18:32save some energy for later you got
01:18:35three women waiting for you
01:18:36i couldn't have done it without you
01:18:38cheers
01:18:43now why don't you pick out one of those lovelies
01:18:45leave the other two for me
01:18:47all right
01:18:48thank you
01:18:49mr. ross
01:18:51you
01:18:52hey
01:18:52hey you
01:18:53get over and get pouring
01:18:57boss i think we can hold them off much longer
01:18:59cover the girls i'll buy us time
01:19:01got it
01:19:21are you out of your minds
01:19:31what's going on here
01:19:32queen tilly
01:19:33you're just in time
01:19:35we just caught this guy he's a guilty of tax evasion
01:19:38and he resisted arrest i was just about to deal with him
01:19:42like jack
01:19:43this bastard
01:19:44was trading without paying the tax
01:19:47he's undermining your authority
01:19:52you're quite the popular man
01:19:53and you're quite late
01:19:55it's not very nice of you
01:19:58hey
01:19:58just shut your mouth
01:19:59yeah you don't don't speak to the queen that way
01:20:04who broke these
01:20:07we did
01:20:09that's right
01:20:10we saved you the trouble
01:20:11you didn't want that that bootleg stuff
01:20:13it's crap
01:20:14that's right
01:20:14and
01:20:15this idiot
01:20:17even said that you're his wife
01:20:18his wife
01:20:20queen tilly
01:20:21that's an insult to your status
01:20:22i don't even know how someone like you could possibly
01:20:25whoa
01:20:26hey
01:20:29do you have a problem with my taste in men
01:20:32no no no
01:20:33that's not
01:20:34that's not what i meant
01:20:35wait wait a minute
01:20:36you mean that you and he actually
01:20:40holy
01:20:43queen
01:20:43queen tilly
01:20:44he's just trash
01:20:47literally
01:20:47a scavenger
01:20:53he's my husband
01:20:55what
01:20:58those bottles
01:20:59were made for me
01:21:01by him
01:21:02what
01:21:18miss tilly
01:21:19i didn't realize that this whiskey belonged to your husband
01:21:23it was him
01:21:26he made us do it
01:21:27he set us up
01:21:28oh come on
01:21:29don't bullshit me buddy
01:21:30everybody here saw you smash those bottles
01:21:33why would i tell you to smash my own booze
01:21:36who broke my bottles
01:21:39do i have to kill one of you fuckers
01:21:42so somebody speaks
01:21:47queen tilly i don't know anything about this
01:21:50i didn't know
01:21:51raymond
01:21:52he gave me an order to do it
01:21:53i shouldn't have listened to him
01:21:56son of a bitch
01:21:57please save me
01:21:58i'll be your slave for the rest of my life
01:22:01ask the queen to have mercy on me
01:22:04i'm sorry about earlier
01:22:05if you want i'll kill raymond for you
01:22:07what
01:22:08horace
01:22:10throw him out
01:22:11left
01:22:15cut off one hand each
01:22:18exile them
01:22:19and if they come back
01:22:21kill them on sight
01:22:23no
01:22:24what
01:22:25no
01:22:25you don't understand
01:22:26no
01:22:27what
01:22:28no
01:22:28yeah
01:22:33we need to talk
01:22:35come on
01:22:53arthur
01:22:55i don't share my men
01:22:56with other women
01:22:58so what do you plan to do
01:23:00about these three
01:23:12well i can't make that choice
01:23:17you want all of them
01:23:19back off
01:23:20why are you targeting my husband
01:23:23exactly
01:23:23we don't care who you are
01:23:25we've been with arthur longer
01:23:27we're not afraid of you
01:23:28mess with us
01:23:30and arthur will never forgive you
01:23:32right honey
01:23:33i'd rather face bullets
01:23:35than four wives
01:23:55what the hell
01:23:57how do they have guns
01:24:03rise motherfucker
01:24:03come on arthur
01:24:05i know you're in there
01:24:06you didn't expect this did you
01:24:08we got plenty of guns now
01:24:09found them in an abandoned military base
01:24:12that's where you got your rifle too
01:24:14right
01:24:18honey
01:24:18take out your gun too
01:24:19look i'm out of bullets
01:24:20i'm guessing they got plenty of ammo
01:24:22on their side
01:24:24damn it
01:24:24i knew i should have brought more people
01:24:28we just wiped out the queen's manor
01:24:30and found a ton of good shit
01:24:32we're pumped up on that sweet sweet adrenaline
01:24:35woo
01:24:36i feel fucking amazing
01:24:37woo
01:24:38woo woo woo
01:24:39woo
01:24:39woo
01:24:39woo
01:24:40woo
01:24:40woo
01:24:40woo
01:24:40woo
01:24:43woo
01:24:44woo
01:24:44look i'm gonna make them pay for it
01:24:47get to the basement now
01:24:49no arthur what about you
01:24:52look it's me that they're after
01:24:54i'll draw them away
01:24:55arthur you can't outrun bullets
01:24:57yes just hide in the basement with us
01:24:59if they can't find us they'll just leave
01:25:01if they set the house on fire
01:25:02none of us are gonna make it out alive
01:25:04the best chance
01:25:05is for me to distract them
01:25:07find my chance
01:25:08and escape the wasteland
01:25:09come on arthur
01:25:10come out
01:25:10i know you're in the head
01:25:12bring your bitches with you
01:25:14remember that souvenir you left for us
01:25:16when we've come to return the favor
01:25:18you're surrounded
01:25:19so get out here and prepare to die you piece of shit
01:25:22come on
01:25:24woo
01:25:25woo
01:25:25woo
01:25:25woo
01:25:26woo
01:25:26woo
01:25:26woo
01:25:27woo
01:25:27woo
01:25:27woo
01:25:27woo
01:25:32woo
01:25:32woo
01:25:38come on
01:25:40keep fighting
01:25:41i will die for my lives
01:25:43i can do this all day
01:25:45i can stretch your whole house if i feel like it
01:25:47but get to the basement now
01:25:49no
01:25:52if we go
01:25:54we go together
01:25:56yes
01:25:56if you die
01:25:58we die with you
01:25:59yes
01:26:00i'd rather die right now
01:26:01then let those bastards lay a finger on me
01:26:12okay
01:26:14but we're covering tilly
01:26:16tilly
01:26:17get to the basement
01:26:18there are plenty of supplies down there that'll last you for a while
01:26:21my people were slaughtered
01:26:23i'm a fallen queen now
01:26:25why would you still want to help me
01:26:27as the queen
01:26:29it's my duty to protect you sweetheart
01:26:39well darling
01:26:42i don't want to live in a world without you
01:26:46we're gonna miss together
01:26:53okay
01:26:53bye
01:27:00spout's affection levels increased
01:27:01rewards issued
01:27:02rpg
01:27:0310
01:27:04mp5
01:27:051
01:27:05ammunition
01:27:065000 rounds
01:27:0850 armed guards
01:27:09items can be retrieved at any time
01:27:11are saved
01:27:23let's reload and blow straight to hell okay okay you got me i surrender stop shooting
01:27:32get your ass out here bring your bitches and your supplies fine but guns down first
01:27:42if you shoot me dead i can't tell you where the supplies are hidden all right you come out nice
01:27:50and slow no funny business surprise motherfucker oh shit
01:28:14i used to be a lowly scavenger now i'm starting an empire at the end of the world
01:28:24my wives gave me a reason to live so i live to protect them babe
01:28:31baby here you go darling don't forget you're sleeping with me tonight and don't wander into
01:28:45the wrong room like last time honey why don't we all shower together tonight all right ladies
01:28:52we'll get some rest i have a city to run your majesty detecting children human civilization
01:29:01progress 60 percent this is the start of my empire you ain't seen nothing yet
01:29:06you
01:29:07you
01:29:08you
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