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Love I.s.l.a.n.d (UK) - Season 13 - Episode 06
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00:11My mum named my boobs Phil and Grant.
00:14Yes!
00:16We're back, but it's not business as usual!
00:19It's the same thing!
00:22I'll take you for a ride
00:23Who's looking for some fun?
00:26The villa has been overhauled from head to toes.
00:30Hands up for toe-sucking.
00:34It's going to be raunchy.
00:38It's going to be risky.
00:40I love that one too!
00:41And it's going to be downright rude.
00:49Add to that a blizzard doll.
00:51Snogging.
00:53Snacking.
00:54It's got a soggy bottom.
00:56Rapping.
00:57Here we go.
00:58I believe in cheese.
01:00Plus regular travel updates.
01:03Oh my God.
01:04Help, help!
01:05It can only mean one thing.
01:07It's the return of Love Island Unseen Man!
01:11We're actually talking about foreign literature.
01:13Bye, friends.
01:16Thank you for its name.
01:16Bye!
01:21Bye!
01:24Bye!
01:326 days earlier!
01:36We were all witness to a television event of truly cosmic proportions
01:40The big bosses of Love Island have spent months studying the universe and consulting scientific experts
01:46Their conclusion? The original Big Bang got one thing wrong
01:52Daytime
01:53The Love Island gods have spoken and turned day into night
02:09Day is a new night and black is, well black is still the new black
02:14And in the biggest ever shake up to the format, we had night time entrances
02:29How are we getting out of here?
02:36Oh my gosh, help me
02:42Oh my god
02:47Oh my god
02:51OMG
02:52No, I'm going to be sorry
02:53No, what the hell
02:57Help
02:58Yeah
03:00Oh my god
03:02Help, help
03:04Thank you
03:05Thank you
03:06Thank you, thank you
03:07No problem
03:08Woo
03:10Oh my
03:11Hey
03:13Yes sir
03:15Hi
03:15We said you all right?
03:16Did we get out?
03:18Oh sweet, probably
03:18Let's get out
03:22Here's to you
03:23Here's to you
03:24Here's to me
03:24Here's to me
03:25Here's to me
03:26Here's to us
03:26Here's to us
03:27Here's to us
03:28Yeah
03:33But before they even set foot in the villa, our brand new islanders got to introduce themselves
03:37To the world and those super sexy packagey things back in a TV studio in London
03:44I'm coming with the flow
03:48Hello?
03:49Hello?
03:50Anyone here?
03:51Oh no
03:52They've gone
03:52Where have they gone?
03:55Get me meow-a-jammer
03:57Get me meow-a-jammer
04:02Hello, it's me
04:04Ian Sterling
04:07Ian with two eyes
04:08The funny Scottish guy
04:10Nah, that's Lewis Capaldi
04:13I'm at the studio
04:14Where is everyone?
04:17Oh, it was all changed with the profiles too this series
04:20Fancy
04:22What do you mean it's secret?
04:26Well, we'll see about that
04:28I'll find you
04:35I'll take to the air
04:38Wait, is there a plane?
04:43Do you see a plane?
04:52Can't even see the plane
04:58I'll take to the sea
05:04I'll take to the air
05:06Again
05:08Ah, anyone know I've just seen these things?
05:13Whee!
05:14Do these things have a break?
05:17Oh my gosh
05:22And that's how free I want to be
05:24Oh, I think I've found them
05:27And here are some of the bits of the profiles you didn't see before
05:31Ah, check it out, check it out
05:33Check it out, check it out
05:33Icon, Icon
05:35How are we doing guys?
05:37Views lovely
05:37Gorgeous
05:38Perfect settings
05:40Ready to get going
05:41Oh my god
05:43Oh my god, it's sensational
05:43Look at the view
05:45Love
05:46Montag
05:49I just love kissing people
05:51No, like it's...
05:53Cut that
05:55Cut, cut, cut that
05:57Oh my god
05:59Ooh, it's a hat
06:02You guys
06:02You guys look a real cat
06:08I feel like I'm like a hologram version of me
06:11Like I'm not actually here yet
06:12Like I cannot process this
06:14I just love them
06:15It's a hat
06:18Straight to them when I see it
06:20It's a hat
06:22I'm basically can't, can you feel it?
06:25It's a hat
06:26Space to them when I bring it
06:28It's a hat
06:29It's a hat
06:31Here, a minute like that
06:32I haven't had a mirror
06:36So I don't know what it'd bloody look like
06:38Look at the hammer
07:02What's that saying?
07:04You've got to break a few hearts before you meet your prince.
07:07Is that it?
07:07I know it's to kiss a few frogs, isn't it?
07:11Well, that's my saying, I've changed it.
07:13I don't think there's anyone like me on planet Earth, period.
07:16I actually just don't.
07:18And if you know someone like me, please call the number here.
07:21But I don't think you do.
07:22I genuinely think, I'm not even waffling, this is no chicken waffle, yeah?
07:28I genuinely think I could beat a shark in a fight.
07:33As in, if I'm in the sea and the shark's at me one-on-one,
07:38I'm coming out on top.
07:40There isn't, I'm like, ask any of my friends, call them at home.
07:43I promise you, I've been saying this for years.
07:46All you've got to do is come and bang, it's gone.
07:49You didn't even see that coming.
07:57Having spent all their time brainstorming the reboot of the Islanders' big entrance,
08:02the producers completely forgot about the coupling up.
08:05This time, there are no games.
08:08It's all down to you lot to sort it out amongst yourselves.
08:12Genius!
08:13Get the Islanders to figure it out so the rest of us can clock off and go to bed.
08:18So, yes, LaBound is doing things a little differently this year,
08:22but one thing that will never change are the get-to-know-you chats.
08:27They're as awkward as ever.
08:29Right.
08:30Do you need help?
08:31No.
08:32Are you...
08:32Yeah, I think...
08:35Elegant.
08:36Look at that.
08:37Profession...
08:37Whoa, shit.
08:38Yeah, you have to be careful.
08:39Okay.
08:40Oh, my God.
08:42This is how you get the ick, though.
08:43What?
08:44On something like this.
08:44No.
08:46Do you want to get some water?
08:48Yes, please.
08:49I'll let me get you some.
08:50Yes, please.
08:50Bear with.
08:52Bear with, bear with, bear with.
08:56Wait, what are you eating?
08:58Oh, I saw these, bro.
08:59Help yourself.
09:00Oh, this is cool.
09:01Oh, ho.
09:03I wanted water, but fuck that.
09:06Do you do Brazilian jiu-jitsu?
09:08No.
09:08What is...
09:09That is so...
09:10No, no, no.
09:11Because it's really neat.
09:11Who have you dated, like?
09:12I've actually never dated one who does it,
09:13because I'm like, I can't cope with that.
09:15I feel like people judge me.
09:17Yeah.
09:17Just based on how I look.
09:18Yeah.
09:19Like, I'm a fuckboy.
09:20Yeah.
09:21Um...
09:21I do think you do give that.
09:23I wouldn't say I am.
09:24You do give.
09:25Yeah.
09:25Oh, you're not gonna lie.
09:29Do you want to eyes lolly instead?
09:30No, thank you.
09:38What's the Scottish lingo, then?
09:39What's Ireland?
09:40Is that just like, yeah?
09:41Yeah.
09:42Aye.
09:42Aye.
09:43What else is there?
09:44I'm trying to think.
09:44What would you call that in the kitchen?
09:46Like, see that bit where the sink is?
09:49See there?
09:52What?
09:52What?
09:53Like, that...
09:53Oh, what, the bit in the middle?
09:55It's an island?
09:56No, like, it's just a full hint.
09:59Like, what is that to you?
10:00Like, a countertop?
10:01It's a kitchen.
10:02I don't know, it's a...
10:04What would you call it?
10:05Like, like...
10:06Oh, go put that on the counter.
10:09Counter, yeah, counter, yeah.
10:11That's a bunker.
10:12A bunker?
10:13Aye.
10:14Aye.
10:15Aye.
10:16Do you want a new cup?
10:17Yes, sweetie.
10:18Yes, fine.
10:19I'll go with...
10:24Where are the cups?
10:25What do you need, cups?
10:26Yeah.
10:27For what, water?
10:28Yeah.
10:30Oh, this is fresh?
10:33Is it?
10:33Wash it out.
10:34No, I'm rinsing it.
10:35They're used to filter in the fridge.
10:37Angelista did eventually get her chat with Opie about 30 seconds before the sun came up.
10:51As we saw on the main show, it wasn't long before Jasmine learned that Lorenzo really has a way with
10:56words.
10:56I feel like you're very promiscuous.
10:59You could be like...
10:59No, not in a bad way.
11:02No, I mean, like, you are very sexy.
11:06You're very sexy.
11:07Promiscuous.
11:07No, maybe I used that word wrong.
11:09I'm so far off of that, you have no idea.
11:11That's not promiscuous.
11:12Maybe I chose the wrong Nelly Furtado song.
11:15It should have been Man Eater.
11:16Yeah.
11:17Yeah, not promiscuous.
11:20You think Lorenzo might watch his tongue after the first obnoxious outburst, but au contraire.
11:25Turns out he was just getting started.
11:28A tart is a good thing.
11:29It's like a...
11:30Is it a fuck?
11:31No.
11:32I would say Aidan's a top tart.
11:36Are we calling each other tarts?
11:39Yeah.
11:39Yeah?
11:41I don't know about that, bro.
11:43This is lost on me.
11:45I'm just not going to speak for the next...
11:46Yeah, you know he said, I look promiscuous.
11:49What does that mean?
11:50What do you mean?
11:51What does that mean?
11:52That mysterious.
11:53Yes, that's what I thought.
11:55No.
11:56Do you know what it means?
11:57No.
11:57You're like a hoe?
11:58No, it's not.
11:59Like you're like a hoe.
12:00Yes, that's what it means.
12:00I'm not sure that like a hoe is the exact Oxford English Dictionary definition of promiscuous.
12:06Bit close enough, Jasmine.
12:14In this next unseen clip, Ellie has something she wants to get off her chest.
12:18My mum named my boobs Phil and Grant.
12:21Yes.
12:22Which one's Phil and which one's Grant?
12:24I don't know.
12:24That's her choice.
12:25You don't know?
12:25That's her choice.
12:26Can I name them now then?
12:27Right.
12:28Can I have a look?
12:29Yes.
12:29So, I'm thinking...
12:34What did she call them?
12:35Phil and Grant, like the Mitchell brothers.
12:42I've never heard of them, Rich.
12:43The EastEnders?
12:45Oh, Phil and Grant.
12:46Okay, okay.
12:48I don't think you're going to beat it.
12:50We'll go Phil and Grant.
12:51I don't think you can beat it.
12:52It's an absolute belter.
12:54Now everyone is...
12:55She doesn't actually say that though, like when you come downstairs.
12:59She put it on her...
12:59How is she Phil and Grant getting on me?
13:00No, no.
13:01She put it on her Instagram story when I had...
13:03It was the one year.
13:03She went happy one year to Phil and Grant.
13:05Hey, look.
13:05Oh, that's it.
13:06Magnificent.
13:20Ever wondered what it would be like if we had Alan Portridge on Love Island?
13:24Well, Lorenzo is giving us a pretty good idea in this unseen clip.
13:28Ah-ha!
13:30Where are you from?
13:31You?
13:32Me?
13:33Me?
13:34From Arthur Shea.
13:34Wherever about this is that though.
13:36I am a female.
13:36Is that up?
13:37Yeah.
13:37Okay, I'm down.
13:39It's not down, it's out.
13:40Round the M25.
13:42Yeah, what about that?
13:43What's your junction?
13:47What?
13:50What junction are you?
13:51I've never heard that one.
13:5222.
13:53How do you not know you'd come off on a junction?
13:56I know the moe, eh?
13:56We're probably quite close junctions.
13:59Yeah, I think we are.
14:00Yeah, I feel like I'm seven and, like, you're, I'm, like, five and you're, like, seven.
14:04I don't know how they, how do they, like, work out where the junction, my way don't end.
14:07Where does the restart and where does it end?
14:09Because there isn't.
14:10If you've got London in the middle, right, Hertfordshire is north-east.
14:14Right, this is where I get a little bit lost, so just slowly.
14:17I just know London's in there and that's as good as it gets.
14:19What, what are you finding lost?
14:20I just said London's in the middle.
14:23Okay, carry on.
14:24Right, London's there.
14:25This is London.
14:26Where is it, like, just north of London?
14:28North, north, west, north-east.
14:30Yes, Essex is literally.
14:32Essex is near.
14:33Okay, just simple, simple word.
14:35So you've got north of London.
14:36You've got Hertfordshire, then you've got Essex, and then you've got Kent.
14:40No?
14:40Yes.
14:41So you go round the M25.
14:42Now he's talking.
14:43You go wrap it around.
14:45Yes, you go round the M25.
14:47Are you actually understanding this, or is it going...
14:50No, no, no, I know my maps.
14:51Okay.
14:52I'm good with my maps, yeah.
14:54Do you drive to...
14:55We're like, ah?
14:55I drive in Scotland, Danfoe.
14:58All right.
14:59Do you drive on the right in Scotland?
15:00Eh?
15:00Do you drive on the right in Scotland?
15:03Is it?
15:03There's no way.
15:05Do you?
15:05What?
15:06Is it left-hand drive?
15:07Left-hand drive, like normal.
15:09Do you drive on the left?
15:10It's just the same as England.
15:11Same as England, right?
15:12Oh, my God.
15:13You never know, because it's a different fucking land.
15:15Do they have junctions, though?
15:16LAUGHTER
15:18Hi.
15:19We do.
15:20Dragons.
15:20What, a junction of you?
15:22I don't know.
15:23Oh, okay.
15:23Does no-one know their junction?
15:24No-one knows their junction.
15:26I don't think it's a normal thing to ask, to be honest.
15:27Yeah, I've never been asked.
15:29Oh, great.
15:30There's something different.
15:36Time for a quick dip into our Islanders pre-show interviews
15:39to ask OP, what are you like?
15:42People always think I'm all right, I'm going to be
15:43unz unz all the time, but I'm actually like...
15:46Ah, I ran out of time.
15:47We'll come back after to find out in his own words...
15:50What's OP like?
16:07Welcome back to the Love Island Unseen bit.
16:13We're here with the same old predictable cheesy unseen footage
16:16from the last week in the villa.
16:17Here we go.
16:18One, two, three.
16:20I believe in cheese.
16:22Can you stop, please?
16:24No, my G.
16:27Because I'm repping about cheese.
16:29Anything you want from us, girls?
16:30Go to the end pose, come back, and then I'll go.
16:32If you say so.
16:37We'll give you the energy boost you need.
16:41We've got hard-hitting clips.
16:43And again!
16:44And again!
16:45And again!
16:46And full-body flips.
16:48Fantastic.
16:50Just say it like it is.
16:51Like a duck on water.
16:53Duck to water.
16:54It's the same thing.
16:58This year's Islanders really are the GOAT.
17:04I'm not even trying that one.
17:06What the fuck is going on?
17:10Earlier, we rudely interrupted Opie
17:12while talking about his favourite subject, Opie.
17:16But...
17:16What's Opie like?
17:19People always think I'm all right,
17:21I'm going to be uns, uns all the time,
17:22but I'm actually like...
17:23Uns, uns, uns.
17:24You know what I mean?
17:24There's, there's, like, again,
17:27Ops is a different...
17:27Ops, Ops is a...
17:28I'm like an onion.
17:29You see that whole thing with Shrek?
17:31I'm like an onion.
17:31Ops is an onion.
17:33Caption that.
17:34Opie's onions.
17:35Is that going to be there?
17:35Opie's onions.
17:38Not sure likening yourself to a vegetable
17:40that stinks and makes people cry
17:42is a great idea, Opie.
17:43But you do you.
17:50Islander Ellie is flying the flag for Scotland this year
17:53and she expected a language barrier
17:55at Mallorca Airport,
17:56but not inside the villa.
17:58Is Shrek Scottish?
17:59Yeah.
18:00Is who?
18:00Shrek?
18:01Yeah.
18:01Yeah.
18:02That's just a wild comment to just whack out with.
18:04That's a good point, actually.
18:05I didn't think of that.
18:06Are you calling her Shrek?
18:07Scottish, innit?
18:07You're in bed with Shrek.
18:09Well done, I...
18:10Fiona!
18:15Donkey.
18:16So what am I Shrek?
18:18Is that what...
18:18Like, what's...
18:19You can be Fiona
18:20and then he can be Lord Farquaad.
18:22Lord Farquaad.
18:27Where is that ogre?
18:34That was a fab impression.
18:37Where is that ogre?
18:40Luckily she didn't turn into an ogre.
18:44And so Ellie discovered that a snog from Aidan
18:46wasn't true.
18:47Love's first kiss.
18:55I took one look at the paint job around that fire pit
18:57and thought to myself,
18:58there's no way I could get any more blue.
19:04But it did get more blue
19:06for the first challenge of the series.
19:08Phone roulette.
19:10One by one,
19:11our islanders had to pick a phone out at random.
19:13Hello, random.
19:15That phone then received a text
19:16containing a dare to be completed
19:18by the owner of the phone.
19:22Suck the toes of an islander of your choice.
19:29So let's do a callback
19:31and dial up the dares we didn't get to see.
19:37Samuraj!
19:38Samuraj!
19:39Oh, here we go.
19:41Okay.
19:42Oh, no!
19:44I'd suck all the toes again.
19:47Perform your favourite sex position
19:50with the islander
19:51you think would be best in bed.
19:53Oh, no, I'm scared.
20:00You've got to lie down, though,
20:01and then put this leg over like this.
20:03Oh, no, I don't like this.
20:06Yeah!
20:08I love that one, too.
20:11Great position.
20:12Yeah, does anyone know the actual, like, name for that?
20:15It's called the Samuraj Special.
20:20Lorenzo!
20:23Say who you think is in the wrong couple
20:26and who they should be with instead.
20:28Oh!
20:29That was that one.
20:29Good question.
20:30The couple that I can't see working,
20:32I'd probably say Sam and Robin.
20:34I don't think Sam's got to know Lola.
20:37I think Sam and Lola could be.
20:38Ooh!
20:40Could be a little vibe going on, yeah.
20:42I think Robin should be with...
20:45I think she should be with George.
20:48Ooh!
20:50Cos she likes George.
20:52Fucking hell!
20:54Are you missing?
20:56I like Robin, so...
20:58Yeah!
20:58Oh!
21:01Ellie!
21:03CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
21:12You can just do it the most.
21:12Oh!
21:13That's a good one.
21:14You haven't got to pick me.
21:16Are you messing?
21:16This is your time to shine.
21:18Do you fuck?
21:18Do you want to kiss?
21:19Do you want to kiss?
21:21Yeah.
21:22Right.
21:25LAUGHTER
21:30LAUGHTER
21:30LAUGHTER
21:30CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
21:32CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
21:33CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
21:33Say that, eh?
21:34What are you, man?
21:35You can just do it here.
21:36Oh, do it here, look.
21:38Oh, I don't know how to do it, though.
21:40Fucking hell.
21:42Come on, 15!
21:43Tom!
21:44Oh, look at this!
21:46CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
21:47CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
21:52How you doing?
21:52Was it a good kisser?
21:53Oh, it's a great kisser, matey.
21:54Next time I'll do it without Ellie.
21:56LAUGHTER
21:57LAUGHTER
22:04After he spent the first night
22:05with his foot stuck in his mouth,
22:07you'd think Lorenzo would have enjoyed that challenge,
22:09but apparently not.
22:11Do you like toe-sucking?
22:14No.
22:14No, not normally.
22:16Who does?
22:17Not normally.
22:17Hands up for toe-sucking.
22:21There's more than me thought.
22:22I love it being done to me.
22:24Really?
22:25Oh, that's so hot.
22:26It's so hot.
22:27I've never really, like, let someone suck me toes.
22:31I don't think it's very nice, babe.
22:33Well, Jasmine, what do you like about it?
22:34What is it?
22:36Well, it's nice in, like, sexual situations.
22:38It's not nice as on a reg.
22:41LAUGHTER
22:41LAUGHTER
22:42Tuesday afternoon, where are those toes at?
22:45LAUGHTER
22:45At the office getting her toes sucked.
22:47Well, Lorenzo would be a pro now, so...
22:49Oh, not after that performance, though.
22:52I think...
22:52You can teach me.
22:54Shall I?
22:54Yeah.
22:55Ooh.
22:56Maybe not.
22:57LAUGHTER
22:57Is it just the toe-sucking, or does the tongue, like, run across the toes?
23:02Whatever you want.
23:03All of it.
23:04Right.
23:06But you're freaked out by feet.
23:07What did you say?
23:08Are you freaked out by feet?
23:10Not freaked out by feet.
23:11I just don't think that...
23:13I just don't think much of feet.
23:15I like a nice foot, but I won't be like,
23:18oh, yeah, that's a good foot.
23:20Mm.
23:21Like I said, I'm all about the arms.
23:23You've never said that.
23:24Like I say, like I'm talking now.
23:27Yeah, skinny arms.
23:29Skinny arms?
23:30Yes, I told you that.
23:31Anyone else fancy skinny arms?
23:33I'd ask for a show of hands, but I'm afraid Lorenzo would suck those hands right up to the
23:38armpit.
23:44Everyone knows that a coffee is not just a simple morning brew in the villa and that a latte
23:48is a Love Island love language.
23:51And Aidan is worried he may be expressoing himself a little too much.
23:55Where's the ass?
23:57That's me.
24:00How many ice cubes do you want?
24:02One, two.
24:04Four.
24:05Four!
24:06It's going to fall out the cup.
24:08Two, please.
24:10So, making a coffee in the morning, basically, it instigates, you know, that things are quite
24:15serious, really.
24:16It means you have, you know, you might have genuine feelings towards somebody.
24:20Why is it there?
24:22What?
24:23Do you not fill it up?
24:24What?
24:24Do I fill it up?
24:26Just try that, try that and I'll see if I fill it up.
24:28Because I don't know if you need more milk in there or coffee.
24:36What's that?
24:37Is that a yay or a nay?
24:39No.
24:39Do you want more milk in it or what?
24:42No.
24:42That'd do, wouldn't it?
24:43I need caramel.
24:45Don't be fussy, eh?
24:46I'm not.
24:47I'm going to just be caramel.
24:47Don't be fussy.
24:48Yeah.
24:49I don't see it as a serious thing.
24:50Like, making someone a coffee in the morning, I think it's quite normal.
24:54Because I made her one this morning.
24:56If I make everyone a coffee tomorrow, it's kind of not seen as that serious.
25:01And then I can, like, kind of ease my way out of it.
25:04That's not going to happen, by the way.
25:05I'm not going to get up and make everyone a coffee.
25:07If you do end up making coffees, Eddie, then I'll have a double shot, mocha chocka, defrocka, frapper, nacka, De
25:12Niro.
25:19The title of this next unseen clip is on the tip of my tongue.
25:22Do you want to know a fun fact?
25:23Go on.
25:24If you look at anything, your tongue knows exactly what it would feel like to lick it.
25:30Are you playing with me?
25:32No.
25:34Well, if you want to take it that way, Grant, but I'm actually dead serious.
25:37Like, look at anything and imagine licking it.
25:39Your tongue knows exactly what it's going to be like.
25:41Look at the net.
25:41Look at the pillow.
25:42It knows exactly what it'll feel like.
25:44That's true of a stimulating for my brain.
25:45Isn't that weird?
25:45Isn't it?
25:46That's true of a stimulating for my brain.
25:47It's cool, though.
25:48Yeah, it actually is.
25:49To be fair, that's a fun fact.
25:51Never knew that.
25:52Right.
25:52Any other fun facts?
25:53Do you have any for me?
25:54I've got a fun fact for you, Sean.
25:55It's time for a break.
25:57So, we'll have to come back later and find out...
26:00What's the fun fact?
26:16You're watching Love Island Unseen Bits.
26:19So, let's get this party started.
26:22Do you want me to show you what I'm like, D?
26:24I'll give you a shot.
26:25Okay, ready?
26:26Tuk-a-tun-tun.
26:26Tuk-a-tun-tun.
26:27Tuk-a-tun-tun.
26:28Tuk-a-tun-tun.
26:30Tuk-a-tun-tun-tun.
26:31Tuk-a-tun-tun-tun.
26:31Yeah, say that.
26:32That's me on the deck, please.
26:40We've danced back through the last seven days of the amazing birds that didn't get picked.
26:45Have I got a bogey?
26:47Definitely in there.
26:48Wait, will God blow your nose?
26:49No, can you pick it out?
26:50Can you fuck off?
26:52These New Islanders are always ready for a close-up.
26:56Oh, you fucker.
26:58They certainly know how to strike a pose.
27:01What's that called?
27:04That's the downward dog.
27:05You've dusted your head.
27:06Are you all right, babe?
27:09Where's the down?
27:10It's Love Island Unseen Mids.
27:16Before the break, Sean was about to impart another fun fact.
27:19Right, any other fun facts?
27:20Do you have any for me?
27:21So go on then, Sean.
27:24What's the fun fact?
27:27Vote me.
27:28Right, a platypus.
27:30What the fuck's a platypus?
27:31Oh my God, a perioded platypus.
27:33Phineas and Ferb.
27:34Phineas and Ferb!
27:35Yeah, so you do know.
27:37Does it sweat water, blood or milk?
27:44Water.
27:44Milk.
27:45Milk?
27:46It sweats out milk, isn't it?
27:47How the fuck do you know that?
27:49I like platypus.
27:50No, I don't know.
27:51I can't remember.
27:51I think I heard it at a table quiz.
27:53To be fair though, you're not a teacher.
27:54I don't teach the kids that, don't I?
27:57Today we're platypuses.
28:01The girls are wasting no time, it may only be week one, but they're already discussing
28:05their type on paper.
28:06But I read like chick flicks, you know, when they're like nothingy.
28:09They're not like, you're reading like psychological books.
28:12Like that's so different to me, I'm just like...
28:13I'm a Colleen Hoover type of girl.
28:15Oh, I do like that.
28:17We're literally book club guys.
28:20Yeah, you are out BBC Four.
28:22We could also do highbrow.
28:27I love Claire Douglas.
28:29She does like murder mystery.
28:30Ooh.
28:33I'm such a Bridget Young girl.
28:35No.
28:36I don't know who Bridget.
28:37I'm a self-help kind of book.
28:38I find myself help because I'm like, I lowkey know half of this already.
28:41Yeah, but I'm like, yeah, this is kind of basic knowledge.
28:43Like you should know this shit.
28:44Like who doesn't know this hard arm they're living their life not knowing this stuff.
28:47You just continue your big chats.
28:49I'm going to go.
28:49No, but we were saying like, hey everyone.
28:51Oh man.
28:53Are you dipping your feet in?
28:55Yeah.
28:57What are you guys chatting about?
28:58They were talking about books and I'm not going to lie.
29:00Don't read.
29:00Then you came over here and you were like, nah.
29:02I don't read at all.
29:03She was like, nah.
29:03Forget this shit.
29:04What's your favourite novel of the 20th century?
29:06We're talking about books as well.
29:08Oh, fuck off.
29:08We're actually talking about foreign literature.
29:10Yeah.
29:10The Swedish ones.
29:13Yeah, the Swedish literature is really interesting.
29:15We're thinking about taking a trip to the library.
29:18Just to see the museums and the culture.
29:19Yeah.
29:20All the culture.
29:21So much culture taken.
29:23I don't mind not reading.
29:25I read a book during the lockdown.
29:28What?
29:29I've came over here to avoid the book conversation and you're like, I need a book.
29:33I'm actually just going to go shut it myself.
29:35Ellie is thinking that this is not the under the cover's actions she signed up for.
29:44Robin may be a proud scouser but that doesn't mean she knows whereabouts in the UK Liverpool actually is.
29:51You're going to have to teach me some slanking how serious.
29:53Because when we get out and I come down and we have to go out and we have to go
29:56out and we're going to have to go out and...
29:58Scotland's up with me.
29:59Is it?
30:06You come up then.
30:08You come up then.
30:08You come right down.
30:09You come up.
30:10Well when I come down.
30:13Up!
30:14Yep!
30:17When I come up.
30:18When I come up.
30:18When I come up.
30:20You're fine.
30:21It's away.
30:22Sorry.
30:23Sorry.
30:23I don't like bugs.
30:24You don't like bugs?
30:25Then you shouldn't be watching this next unseen bit, Robin.
30:28It's...
30:30Islanders get scared by something.
30:34What?
30:35Do you know what I like?
30:36I like like...
30:38That bug is literally...
30:41No one's actually pulled me...
30:45But...
30:45Can you do that?
30:47Oh, the fuck?
30:48Do you know what?
30:49They don't fuck around, do they?
30:50They just come right at you.
30:52It's so nice to have someone come in and just be like...
30:55A man.
30:57A man?
31:00Honestly, if I had chopsticks, if I'd have fucking caught that.
31:03Like, I think we're just like...
31:04Oh, my God.
31:05Sorry, that is a ginormous loss.
31:07I mean, it's probably just attracting people who got perfume and stuff on.
31:09Fuck, so...
31:12Oh!
31:13No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
31:15You're obsessed with me.
31:17I need her to take one for the team.
31:18Oh!
31:20Where is it?
31:21You're all right, you're all right.
31:22It landed on my face!
31:23I just saw that happen!
31:25In 4K, what the hell?
31:27Oh, my God.
31:27That is a monster.
31:28Did you see it on my face?
31:29It literally landed on my face.
31:32You guys, it slapped me.
31:32I love you have...
31:33It hurt.
31:34I'm not joking.
31:35That I should do.
31:36Yeah.
31:36Like, one day, I'll just come over and I'll give you...
31:38I'll brought you a gift.
31:39Just that...
31:41Get it off me.
31:46Why didn't you get it off me?
31:48I just want to see what he's going to do.
31:49He's coming back for revenge.
31:50I think that is the...
31:51That was the same one!
31:54I was quite calm.
31:55Like, whatever happened, happened.
31:58But now I'm, like, ready to...
32:01What is that?
32:02Whoa!
32:03Whoa!
32:04It just fell!
32:05Whoa, wait, take a picture of it.
32:06What is that?
32:06It's a beetle.
32:07Oh, it's Islanders.
32:09Take a pic with something.
32:12I'll take a pic of you taking a pic of him.
32:15Come on.
32:15And then I'm gonna take a pic of you taking a pic of...
32:17Me taking a pic.
32:26Pick it up.
32:28That's massive.
32:28Don't pick that up.
32:29You just told me to pick it up.
32:31Yeah, I tried my mind.
32:33Oh!
32:34Beetle catching.
32:34Oh!
32:36We don't know if it's poisonous.
32:37Ah!
32:38Ah!
32:41I don't know that shit.
32:42If you don't like it, Opie, then don't do a photo shoot with a dung beetle.
32:52It's the first week and already the Terrace has seen some serious lip action.
32:57Oh, yeah.
33:06There's no one with that.
33:07Oh, yeah!
33:10Oh, yeah.
33:13Oh, yeah.
33:21Oh, yeah.
33:22Oh, yeah.
33:26They're all we got, uh...
33:27Oh, yeah.
33:27But what I'd like to know is what sweet nothings were uttered to set the romantic tone
33:36Shut up, I swear to God I need fuck off you can you can just take in
33:45He's literally leaving me already. He's like I need a way
34:13Oh
34:13the romance I
34:20Was quite flattered to hear that Lorenzo was talking to Ellie about one of the funniest people to come out
34:25of Scotland
34:26Which one of you's taken a shit?
34:33She's great that woman she puts Scotland on the map. Yeah
34:47I'm gonna sing shall I shall I
35:00I
35:06So what what a character do you want first the real I say if there's two no the one that's
35:12sat and did nothing
35:13Are you ready?
35:14I'm gonna sing
35:22I'm gonna sing
35:25Okay, I'm gonna sing
35:43That shit
35:46And then you have to say it wasn't me
35:47It wasn't me
35:48Well that's fucking one of yas
35:51Disgusting
35:54Sorry
35:56Oh good brother
35:59Do you make her laugh?
36:01No
36:01I don't
36:03I don't
36:03I don't
36:04I don't
36:17Do you know what I mean?
36:31I don't
36:34I don't
36:41I don't
36:47I don't
36:50I don't
36:52I don't
37:03I don't
37:10I don't
37:17I don't
37:19must be 18 or over. Paid entry routes close at 10am on Monday the 3rd of August. Make sure
37:24you enter before 10am on Wednesday the 8th of July for a chance to win the holiday and
37:28final tickets. Entrance must be contactable on the 15th of July and for two working days
37:33afterwards. Good luck.
37:56Everyone say cheese. Or better still, everyone say Love Island Unseen Bits.
38:07We're here to throw back to things you wish you had seen.
38:14Like that big ledge behind you, Yaz.
38:19It's a programme that's easy to dip into.
38:22You just put your hand on the...
38:25All right, listen, that's the least of my problems right now.
38:30It's a show that proves that when life sends you lemons, you can make lemonade.
38:35Fuck off!
38:36At last, a talent that Opie hasn't mastered. It's Love Island Unseen Bits.
38:46I heard two of the girls walking past my voiceover booth yesterday saying that, Aidan, what a melt.
38:51I think it might have been something to do with this unseen bite.
38:54That looks good.
38:55Boy and Ramsay.
38:56Don't it, doesn't it?
38:58Is this mine, but it's yours?
38:59You're right.
39:00You're right.
39:01You're right.
39:02Are you joking me?
39:04Can we share it?
39:09What?
39:09Has this been robbed?
39:11This has been robbed, mate.
39:12I know.
39:13It's all right, make another one.
39:14Round two.
39:15Oh, it's a bit soggy on that.
39:16It's a bit soggy.
39:18It's got a soggy bottom.
39:20Don't moan, babe.
39:22What did she say?
39:23It's a bit soggy.
39:24Bring it back here, then.
39:26Sorry, Aidan.
39:27It looks like your reputation as a chef is toast.
39:30Oh, my God.
39:32Is it a sandwich?
39:33Can I have some?
39:34Oh, my God.
39:36That is the best thing I've ever tasted.
39:41Mmm.
39:43That's good.
39:44Don't give me goosebumps.
39:45I've got full on shivers.
39:48Do you want to have that?
39:49I would.
39:50She would?
39:51Yes, she would.
39:52How fucking good is that?
39:54How good is this?
39:58That's my favourite thing in the world.
40:04Oh, my God.
40:07Incredible from him.
40:11He's an amazing man.
40:12Mmm.
40:13Well, this is a Love Island first.
40:15A girl that likes a cheesy fella who strings her along.
40:2424 hours after they entered the villa,
40:26the truth came out about George and Yasmin's secret mission from Maya.
40:31Islanders, Yasmin and George entered the villa yesterday.
40:34They have been keeping a secret.
40:36No, I don't think it's funny, you know.
40:38Well, that's what you were wrong, Jasmine.
40:40It was funny.
40:42First, everyone pulled a funny face.
40:44And then there was this priceless bit of comedy timing as Samraj and Ellie were sent packing.
40:52Ellie and Samraj, it's not over yet.
40:55A second chance is coming.
40:57Is this a joke?
40:58It is a joke, Samraj.
41:00I told you this was funny.
41:02The games have begun.
41:05I'm ready.
41:05Also ready were two brand new bombshells.
41:08So Ellie and Samraj went from dumped to double dates.
41:13And here are some delicious unseen bits that you didn't get to see.
41:17It's lovely.
41:18Nice.
41:19Lovely, isn't it?
41:19Sorry, what was your name?
41:20Cavan.
41:21Cavan, you have a K. It's different, isn't it?
41:23Oh, Cavan?
41:24Cavan, yeah.
41:24That sounds horrible saying that.
41:26Where are you from?
41:27You got me with an accent?
41:28Have a guess.
41:30Welsh.
41:31No.
41:31No?
41:32Scottish?
41:32Yeah.
41:33Fifty, fifty, wasn't it?
41:34Fifty, fifty.
41:35I was going to say close enough, but it's a mile and a half.
41:38I'm a model, darling.
41:39I'm used to the cameras.
41:40Make sure you get my good side, okay?
41:43Cheers.
41:43To us.
41:44Cheers.
41:45Indeed.
41:46Sorry.
41:47I just pulled away.
41:50Yeah, I need to put this down.
41:51I actually can't see that fucking thing.
41:53I should have got that bow toes down.
41:54Because I'm splitting that down, aren't I?
41:56Yeah, I was going to say, you don't want that anything.
41:59Yeah, do a lot of cheers.
42:01What's going to happen?
42:02Come on.
42:03Let's go.
42:04It's fine.
42:08You just had to make it.
42:10It's in my head.
42:16It's back.
42:17It's time for...
42:19Beach Up Bonanza!
42:22I asked our anders to show me their party tricks.
42:26Party tricks?
42:27I dunno.
42:29I could do the moonwalk.
42:34mate that was shit to be fair i have the world's crappiest party tricks which i'm
42:40going to show you guys because the world needs to see it
42:57i think i've got one
43:01two legs up and a little like this make it rain so this one bed's a lot worse than this
43:08one but
43:08this one's pure minging tense my abs i think having abs is the party trick so
43:26maybe i don't know
43:33it goes like this
43:50i've got really bendy wendy hands so i can do this weird thing i can
43:55do the magic mic one where i jump in the air and i grind on the floor oh oh no
44:03i think we're okay
44:08i'm sorry is it all right so i've got is that one all right should do it again maybe not
44:15come back next week for some more
44:18you
44:24unseen bits is contractually obliged to include a certain amount of farts in each episode
44:29but we are almost at the end and we have not reached our quota we're going to get reported to
44:33waft com let's have one last look i am terrified to see the unseen bits because i am just exactly
44:39i will be farting on on tv
44:44it's that time again
44:47they're gonna use that yeah 100 of course we are in just in time
44:53it was a princess pop it wasn't anything else
44:55it was so far we'll take a princess pop yasmin thanks see you next time bye
45:01bye
45:12so
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