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My Wife Turns Out to Be a Man?! HD 720p AID
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00:00:05Jamie I can't marry someone I'm not in love with I've got to go find my own happiness
00:00:12I'm sorry sir but we can't find Miss Judith anywhere
00:00:16all right I'll handle this keep searching
00:00:21fuck me sideways
00:00:30where is she
00:00:31I'm sure she'll be here soon
00:00:45just let it go
00:00:47it's okay
00:01:02I now pronounce you husband and wife
00:01:04pick her up
00:01:06come on
00:01:07lift your pride
00:01:09pick her up
00:01:10pick her up come on
00:01:17you better hit the gym sweetheart
00:01:25one year
00:01:26just survive one year
00:01:28and then I'll be free
00:01:35let me make one thing perfectly clear
00:01:38I'm only marrying you because it was my dad's last wish
00:01:41don't catch any feelings for me okay
00:01:46because in a year you and I will be done
00:01:49period
00:01:50perfect
00:01:51I was kind of getting worried you started
00:01:54drooning over my irresistible channel
00:01:59it says we're both here for our families
00:02:01let's lock this with a one year contract
00:02:04clean and simple works for both of us
00:02:07okay
00:02:08yeah
00:02:14all right
00:02:15rule number one
00:02:17no sex
00:02:18no snooping
00:02:18sip zero zilch
00:02:19for the year
00:02:20okay
00:02:21number two
00:02:23if either needs a plus one for public events
00:02:25the other shows up
00:02:26all right
00:02:28rule number three
00:02:29common spaces get split fair and square
00:02:32Judith gets the master suite
00:02:35this is my house
00:02:36yes
00:02:37why do you get the master suite
00:02:40yes
00:02:45why do you get the master suite
00:02:46because you're a strong gentleman
00:02:50and I'm your wife
00:02:52you're a lot stronger and taller than I am
00:02:54what was that?
00:02:55nothing
00:03:07nothing
00:03:12nothing
00:03:16oh
00:03:17I'm done
00:03:18perfect
00:03:20I'm just gonna
00:03:21dip
00:03:22oh
00:03:23oh
00:03:23oh
00:03:23oh
00:03:24oh
00:03:24oh
00:03:24oh
00:03:30I'm just gonna level with you okay?
00:03:31I mean you literally just got married
00:03:33and since I spent time with your new wife
00:03:35you hang out with me in civil workplace bar
00:03:38look
00:03:39is Judith objectively hot?
00:03:42yes
00:03:43does she have an incredible body?
00:03:45yes
00:03:47but
00:03:49she's not Evelyn
00:03:51I'm only marrying Judith because my dad wanted me to
00:03:54and I need to secure Evelyn's future
00:03:58dude that's my dream girl
00:04:01and Judith is weird
00:04:02I mean
00:04:02first night we lived together she took my room
00:04:05my room
00:04:07who does that?
00:04:08I'm sorry
00:04:09no that's cold man
00:04:11that's cold
00:04:14so what do you wanna do?
00:04:16you wanna get back with her or
00:04:18what?
00:04:20alright
00:04:20what do you suggest?
00:04:22take some notes
00:04:23of myself
00:04:24her
00:04:25oh
00:04:26yeah
00:04:27no what?
00:04:28what?
00:04:28I'm not gonna blackmail my wife
00:04:30why not?
00:04:31it's easy
00:04:32well okay
00:04:33well it's not blackmail
00:04:34but
00:04:34it's blackmail
00:04:35Fenton this is a crazy idea
00:04:37I can't blackmail my wife
00:04:38that's fucking crazy dude
00:04:42what do you suggest?
00:04:46take some notes
00:04:47of myself
00:04:49no her
00:04:49oh
00:04:51I don't know what you heard
00:04:52but I promise you
00:04:53it's only half the truth
00:04:54I mean
00:04:55I would never go along with Fenton's plan
00:04:57he's crazy
00:04:58and I'm not a monster
00:05:00Avery
00:05:01the public doesn't care if it's the whole truth or half of it
00:05:04what if I post this on Facebook or Instagram?
00:05:07no please
00:05:08it would ruin my family's reputation
00:05:10and it would ruin the business for Rock Capital
00:05:13just don't
00:05:14just don't
00:05:22what do you want from me?
00:05:25I should punish you
00:05:28what shall I do to you?
00:05:37what shall I do to you?
00:05:39such an astute and foxy woman
00:05:44no
00:05:44I have to remain loyal
00:05:46to Evelyn
00:05:47what are you doing?
00:05:49I have a girlfriend
00:05:50and we had a deal
00:05:51when I calm down
00:05:53I'm just out there
00:05:54a little payback
00:05:57and over the
00:05:58Sunset Island Resort
00:06:00and I'll delete this recording
00:06:03otherwise
00:06:04no no no
00:06:06I'll do it
00:06:09good boy
00:06:25I hate milk
00:06:27that's my milk
00:06:37my princess is coming home
00:07:05í•esso
00:07:07Evelyn?
00:07:08Avery?
00:07:09ha ha ha ha
00:07:21I missed you.
00:07:23I missed you.
00:07:42I missed you.
00:07:42Have a look.
00:07:44Wee!
00:07:47Awe.
00:07:49Wee!
00:07:49Awe, we're just a big couple.
00:07:50I wish I could have a boyfriend like that.
00:07:53Is this for me?
00:07:54Yes.
00:08:00Awe!
00:08:02Awe.
00:08:03Awe.
00:08:03Awe.
00:08:03Awe.
00:08:04Awe.
00:08:05Awe.
00:08:05Awe.
00:08:05Awe.
00:08:06Awe.
00:08:07Awe.
00:08:09Awe.
00:08:10Awe.
00:08:11yes he is my boyfriend who the hell am I you're also my boyfriend what the fuck
00:08:20Evelyn why did you even bring me here if he's gonna pick you up oops I was group
00:08:26texting uh Avery you're so adorable and naive as always
00:08:34and you're just okay with this oh I don't mind she's the hottest after all right uh well
00:08:43nothing but the best for you both
00:09:16why are you so cruel
00:09:20why
00:09:24I don't know what you're saying
00:09:38I hate you Evelyn I hate you
00:09:47don't talk to me
00:09:49I'm sorry
00:09:59I miss you every day
00:10:02I miss you so much
00:10:05is it really such a big deal
00:10:09oh I know it helped but only this time
00:10:19hey there
00:10:20oh no
00:10:34how could you betray me like this
00:10:38I've waited for you for three years
00:10:40I saved myself for you
00:10:46no
00:10:47mommy I miss my mommy
00:10:50I miss my daddy
00:10:55I'm so tired
00:10:57I'm so sad
00:11:01so
00:11:02so
00:11:03so alone
00:11:07so alone
00:11:07so alone
00:11:10parents gone and the girl left you hide and dry
00:11:14yes I
00:11:15I
00:11:15can you say slack
00:11:23okay
00:11:24okay
00:11:25okay
00:11:25I'm gonna
00:11:25no
00:11:27you better fight
00:11:29yep
00:11:29okay
00:11:31I'll wake up
00:11:32oh
00:11:33hey
00:11:33it's all dude
00:11:34um
00:11:34I can not drink you again
00:11:36that's the last time I saw Hillary Clinton
00:11:38oh yeah
00:11:39oh
00:11:39yes
00:11:40not
00:11:41yep
00:11:41yep
00:11:42all right
00:11:43there you go
00:11:45I'm not drunk
00:11:47in fact
00:11:50how about another round
00:11:51oh
00:11:52fuck I'm drunk
00:11:54quiet you stink man
00:11:56Judith
00:11:58come here
00:12:01I'm smoking what
00:12:02I do
00:12:03I do
00:12:05I do
00:12:06I do
00:12:06I
00:12:07I
00:12:33No, no, no.
00:12:42Don't play with the man.
00:12:54That's all you got?
00:13:02My time is over.
00:13:04Time to get down and do some real business.
00:13:07God, she's hot.
00:13:09I wouldn't mind sleeping with her.
00:13:15So this is what you meant by serious business?
00:13:18Yep.
00:13:20Why? What do you have in mind?
00:13:22Nothing.
00:13:51What the fuck?
00:13:52I just like trying out different hairstyles.
00:13:55Oh.
00:13:57Okay.
00:13:58So you like hairstyles, huh?
00:13:59Different role-play stuff?
00:14:01You kinky?
00:14:01Mm-hmm.
00:14:02Yeah?
00:14:02Yeah.
00:14:12What the fuck?
00:14:14What?
00:14:15Where are the...
00:14:16Where are the...
00:14:17The boobies.
00:14:29I'm not drunk.
00:14:30Mm-mm.
00:14:32In fact, how about another round?
00:14:35Oh.
00:14:37God.
00:14:38I'm drunk.
00:14:39Okay.
00:14:39Judith.
00:14:40Judith.
00:14:41What?
00:14:42I'm so...
00:14:43wet right now.
00:14:50No.
00:14:51No.
00:14:52No!
00:14:54No!
00:14:56Coming.
00:15:02Hi.
00:15:03Audrey.
00:15:04Come here, darling.
00:15:06Oh, fuck.
00:15:08Why?
00:15:08I was dead wrong about you.
00:15:11Your wide-eyed baby deer routine?
00:15:13Gosh, I can't believe I actually bought those tickets to your show.
00:15:16What the hell are you talking about?
00:15:18Stop playing dumb.
00:15:19Did you sink Charlie's company on purpose?
00:15:22Is this something coming up?
00:15:24Fucked up.
00:15:24Payback against me?
00:15:25No, no.
00:15:26What?
00:15:26I don't know what you're saying.
00:15:27Oh.
00:15:29It's not fair.
00:15:35I did.
00:15:37Wait.
00:15:37This is between Avery and I.
00:15:39What the hell are you?
00:15:52I'm Avery's wife.
00:15:54No problem with that?
00:15:59You sick, cheating bastard!
00:16:01How could you?
00:16:03Maybe someone else behind my back!
00:16:06I...
00:16:07Look who's talking, s-s-s-s-s-slut!
00:16:11Girls are firing.
00:16:12Bitch.
00:16:16Listen.
00:16:17Look.
00:16:18Sugar.
00:16:19You get Charlie out of this mess.
00:16:21Whatever it takes.
00:16:22You do that.
00:16:24A little favor for me.
00:16:25I promise.
00:16:26I'll let you keep on playing boyfriend.
00:16:28I don't care about the ring.
00:16:30How about you ask your other boy toys to help your Charlie out?
00:16:33Because I'm already married.
00:16:38No.
00:16:39You can't be serious.
00:16:41You're not picking this mama bear over me.
00:16:44This mama bear is 10,000 times the woman you will ever be.
00:16:47So why don't you take your knock-off shoe and dress and walk it back down to Santy Alley where
00:16:50you came from, bitch.
00:16:52Bye.
00:16:52Bye.
00:16:53You will get on your knee before me.
00:16:56Just wait and see.
00:17:01Thanks.
00:17:02No worries.
00:17:07Hello?
00:17:08Hey, man.
00:17:09Remember to bring your wife to the birthday party.
00:17:21Hey.
00:17:23Hey, man.
00:17:24Hey.
00:17:27What are you doing?
00:17:30Hey.
00:17:30Hey, hey.
00:17:31Hey.
00:17:33Hey, hey.
00:17:35Hey.
00:17:35Hey.
00:17:38Hey, hey.
00:17:40Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:17:41Dude, finally.
00:17:57Jeez, like she's a normal amount.
00:18:00You look thin, you should poke up. Here, have a cupcake.
00:18:03Oh, I'm good, I don't... I'm watching a figure.
00:18:05Eat it, go. No, please don't.
00:18:12I am so sorry, I'm simply upholding my allegation
00:18:15to public display my special affection that you sign off on.
00:18:20Besides, watching Instagram is having fun.
00:18:23Sweetheart, you should try this, it looks defining.
00:18:25You might actually like it.
00:18:26No, I'm not gonna help. No, but Dixie, but-
00:18:27Oh, wait!
00:18:27Oh, fuck!
00:18:38Thank you for this.
00:18:42There's no one, and you are.
00:18:44Hey, Judith.
00:18:45I told you, what's the name?
00:18:47Judith, that lovely name.
00:18:51That's right!
00:18:52My wife, my wife and I, we're actually about to go greet our guests.
00:18:56We have lots of friends, because we're married and popular.
00:18:58Bye!
00:19:06See each other again soon, Judith.
00:19:15You need to stay away from that guy, okay? He's trouble.
00:19:18Oh!
00:19:19Are you jealous, darling?
00:19:23I'm just trying to look out for you.
00:19:30What are you doing?
00:19:32You're a bad liar.
00:19:34Pupils blown.
00:19:35I'm tired of punching baby bears.
00:19:44Whoa!
00:19:53Whoa!
00:19:54Whoa!
00:19:55I get stuck!
00:19:58Ow!
00:20:00Ow!
00:20:01Get!
00:20:03Oh!
00:20:12Avery, dammit! Can you hear me?
00:20:19Breathe, dammit!
00:20:31I'm alive!
00:20:38She looks lovely, don't you see?
00:20:56Is that what it looks like?
00:20:58You know, whatever, man, she's your wife, okay?
00:21:03Yeah.
00:21:09So, how are you feeling, man?
00:21:10Because you scared the fucking shit out of me.
00:21:14No, I really owe you for earlier. Thanks for saving me, man.
00:21:19Dude, credit for credit still?
00:21:22Your wife is the hero.
00:21:23My pretty girl saved your ass.
00:21:40My wife. A guy. No way. What was I thinking?
00:22:03What's going on?
00:22:06Finally catch your feelings?
00:22:07Don't blame yourself.
00:22:09You good now?
00:22:11Mm-hmm.
00:22:14Thanks for pulling me out.
00:22:27Now I have an OnlyFans.
00:22:28Hey, what? Look who's breathing again.
00:22:31You two have your moment. I'm gonna hit the buffet, okay?
00:22:33Alright, bye, sweetums.
00:22:35So, how's bed rest treating you, buddy?
00:22:39Shut your trap.
00:22:40Whoa, easy killer.
00:22:43Oh, damn, son, you got it bad.
00:22:46Maybe.
00:22:48But sh-
00:22:50It's temporary.
00:22:51She's temporary.
00:22:52So?
00:22:53Dude, come on, just play husband for real.
00:22:57Come on, wine her, dine her, take her on the balcony,
00:23:00overlooking the ocean, and just screw her goddamn brains out, man.
00:23:05That's what marriage is all about.
00:23:07You don't know anything about marriage, do you?
00:23:09I-
00:23:11Yeah, okay, now all my relationships are great, but I mean-
00:23:15Yeah.
00:23:16Does she even know she's married?
00:23:18No, I'm with Judith.
00:23:23It does come out again.
00:23:25It's funny, we keep bumping into each other.
00:23:27Destiny has a strange sense of humor, no?
00:23:29Hardly a shock in the place this size.
00:23:32Cannot blame moths for being attracted to a...
00:23:36Supernova.
00:23:37How poetic.
00:23:39Yeah, I bet that line works at truck stops.
00:23:42May I ask, do you have a sister?
00:23:45Why you ask?
00:23:46You remind me of my friend.
00:23:48He has the same...
00:23:50eyes, the same cheeks, the same lips.
00:23:53You.
00:23:54Oh really, what's she like?
00:23:55Sweet, lively.
00:23:57I can show you a picture.
00:23:59Could it be...
00:24:00Judith?
00:24:11Stay away from my wife!
00:24:17Are you gonna let go sometime tonight?
00:24:20What are you freaking out about?
00:24:24I need to tell you something.
00:24:27I...
00:24:28Hey!
00:24:28There you guys are!
00:24:32Happy birthday, man.
00:24:34Sorry, we were just heading out.
00:24:36It's okay, it's okay.
00:24:37Hang on a second.
00:24:39Got a nice bottle of wine for you.
00:24:42Ah, ah.
00:24:50Add a little something extra.
00:24:52Enjoy.
00:25:03What do you want to say at the party?
00:25:06Screw it.
00:25:07Now or never.
00:25:09Judith?
00:25:12Would you be my wife?
00:25:13Like for real?
00:25:16No tape backs.
00:25:25Come here.
00:25:27Why are you so strong?
00:25:28You look good.
00:25:38Maybe shower first?
00:25:41Okay.
00:25:43I love this kinky stuff.
00:25:45But...
00:25:46Maybe we could go slower.
00:25:48I think I'm getting first time jitters.
00:25:49I mean, I'm not a virgin.
00:25:50I mean, I've had sex with lots of women.
00:25:52Like 300 women.
00:25:53That seems like a lot.
00:25:55Like...
00:25:55Shut up.
00:25:59Okay.
00:26:07Wait!
00:26:09What's going on?
00:26:10What the hell are you?
00:26:11Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:26:13I told you.
00:26:14No tape backs.
00:26:16Get over here.
00:26:24I told you, you might be a disciple.
00:26:27I told you.
00:26:30I told you.
00:26:32I told you.
00:26:35I told you.
00:26:38I told you.
00:26:40Okay.
00:26:40Don't tell you.
00:26:41I told you, you did it.
00:26:44What?
00:26:47What the...
00:26:56Holy shit!
00:26:58I slept with a man!
00:27:02Is this a man?
00:27:03No, no way. No, this can't be happening. No!
00:27:07No! No! No! No! No! No!
00:27:11Wake up! Wake the fuck up!
00:27:14Hello!
00:27:16Morning, honey.
00:27:18What the fuck is your problem, dude?
00:27:22Easy!
00:27:25Okay.
00:27:28I'm...
00:27:28I'm James Bolton.
00:27:32And...
00:27:33Judas Butter.
00:27:34And...
00:27:35Yeah, we...
00:27:36We're kinda screwed.
00:27:41What the fuck is wrong with you, dude?
00:27:43Why are you pretending to be your sister?
00:27:45Okay, I...
00:27:46I know this is...
00:27:47She bailed the wedding.
00:27:49And...
00:27:50To save our family to shame.
00:27:51I had no choice.
00:27:53I...
00:27:53I wasn't myself.
00:27:54Get the fuck away from...
00:27:55Ow!
00:27:57Fuck!
00:27:58Are you okay?
00:27:58Guys?
00:27:59I'm fine!
00:28:01Just...
00:28:02Get out!
00:28:22Hey, uh...
00:28:24Want some help?
00:28:24No.
00:28:27Okay, you want me to call someone?
00:28:29No!
00:28:30I don't want you to call someone.
00:28:32This is probably the most humiliating thing that's ever happened to me.
00:28:35So, please don't tell anybody.
00:28:37Okay.
00:28:38Fine.
00:28:38Just rest up.
00:28:42Everything hurts.
00:28:43Oh my god.
00:28:44What is that?
00:28:46What an animal!
00:28:48Ow!
00:28:49My back!
00:28:50Ow!
00:28:59I got the meds.
00:29:02Just leave me alone.
00:29:04Come on.
00:29:05It's not gonna get any better if you don't apply the ointment in the right spot.
00:29:15I can do it myself.
00:29:17It's...
00:29:17It's all my fault.
00:29:18Let me fix what I do.
00:29:19I SAID I CAN DO IT MYSELF!
00:29:22Come on.
00:29:23You can't even see your own back, Avery.
00:29:25Let me help.
00:29:28What are you trying to do?
00:29:29Flex it?
00:29:33Here.
00:29:33Let me do it.
00:29:35Hey!
00:29:36Hey!
00:29:37What are you doing?
00:29:38It's my back that hurts.
00:29:42Ow!
00:29:44It's great.
00:29:45Let it happen.
00:29:46It's okay.
00:29:53Avery, I'm really sorry about last night and about lying.
00:29:59Yeah, I get it honestly.
00:30:02It's new for me too and this is messing with my head.
00:30:06I'm gonna give you space.
00:30:08I'm gonna bounce it to my place.
00:30:12Call me if you need anything.
00:30:26What?
00:30:27Twice a day.
00:30:28What?
00:30:32Do you want it twice a day?
00:30:35One time already almost killed me.
00:30:56I should punish you.
00:30:58What shall I do to you?
00:31:03I'm Avery's wife.
00:31:05Got a problem with that?
00:31:13How the hell did I not know he was a guy?
00:31:17And why do I miss that bastard?
00:31:37Like hell I will.
00:31:43I'm freaking believable.
00:31:45Not one damn call.
00:31:46No.
00:31:47What?
00:31:50What?
00:31:52What?
00:31:55What?
00:31:56Uhh, I...
00:31:58I just uh...
00:32:00You wanna hang out tomorrow?
00:32:30Is it something you'll like?
00:32:31Or I've never seen a hot guy before?
00:32:35Nah, I was just thinking that you'd look a lot better with the dress on.
00:32:38What a delightful surprise.
00:32:48Mr. Mark, this is James, her brother.
00:32:51Anything more?
00:32:53A thousand apologies, you cannot blame a man.
00:32:56See, Walton beauty is legendary.
00:33:01James, to tell you the truth, I fell in love with you the moment I met you the other day.
00:33:06I wanted to take you to dinner, just the two of us.
00:33:09That snake set this whole damn thing up.
00:33:11Sorry, taken.
00:33:13We're running late.
00:33:23That damn kitchen piece.
00:33:26I always get what I want.
00:33:41So Vincent, I looked at you a little weird today.
00:33:46Like you were a meal.
00:33:50How long have you guys known each other?
00:33:52History?
00:33:53Nah, I just met him at Maton's birthday.
00:33:57You were there too, remember?
00:33:58Yeah, nice try playing it cool.
00:34:01You were totally jealous.
00:34:04I wasn't jealous.
00:34:05I'm not jealous.
00:34:07I don't care.
00:34:09I thought maybe you cared.
00:34:12Guess not.
00:34:21Straight A since sixth grade.
00:34:24My parents' legacy project breathing down my neck.
00:34:28The whole damn world wants me to be their parcel and doll.
00:34:33Perfect air.
00:34:35Flawless statue.
00:34:38Fucking trophy case.
00:34:46No one knows how tight the news gets.
00:34:51The speech.
00:34:53The only place where the rope goes slack.
00:34:58The only place where I can just...
00:35:03Exist.
00:35:05Why'd you bring me here?
00:35:11Why'd you call me?
00:35:32Why'd you call me just a little spook?
00:35:34We've been trying to get him back and they might have gotten...
00:35:41Wait, wait, wait.
00:35:42I just...
00:35:42I just...
00:35:43I need...
00:35:44I need to...
00:35:45I just gotta get some...
00:35:50Did...
00:35:50Did I do something wrong or...?
00:35:57I don't know what's wrong with me, dude.
00:36:01I knew that she was a guy.
00:36:04But like...
00:36:06I can't get over it.
00:36:07Look at that face of his.
00:36:09Weaponized charm.
00:36:11I mean...
00:36:11God.
00:36:12Straight.
00:36:13Gay.
00:36:13I mean, it doesn't really make a difference.
00:36:15He just wrecks people, man.
00:36:17I didn't call you to hear you salivate about him.
00:36:19Are you that confused?
00:36:21Go test the waters a little bit.
00:36:22Dip your toes, you know?
00:36:24Go faking yourself out.
00:36:25You're a growing boy.
00:36:26You need to learn this kind of stuff.
00:36:41Hey, handsome.
00:36:44Buy a lonely girl a drink?
00:36:50Yeah.
00:36:51I'm into women.
00:36:53Straight guys love hallowmen.
00:36:55That's the script.
00:37:08You like what you see?
00:37:11Yeah.
00:37:13Yeah.
00:37:14I shouldn't feel guilty.
00:37:15I mean, he lied.
00:37:16And I married Judith.
00:37:17His sister.
00:37:18My actual wife.
00:37:20Who I've never even met.
00:37:21It's a contract marriage, so...
00:37:23No rules broken.
00:37:24Okay.
00:37:26You like it rather?
00:37:28Oh.
00:37:29Ugh.
00:37:30Ugh.
00:37:32This doesn't feel right.
00:37:34What's wrong with you?
00:37:40Ooh, okay.
00:37:44Aren't you in the mood, Charlie?
00:37:46Shh.
00:37:47Leave it to me.
00:37:52Now this is where it gets fun.
00:37:58You.
00:38:01Okay.
00:38:02Just...
00:38:02Shh.
00:38:06For real?
00:38:07I'm sorry.
00:38:08It's not you.
00:38:08I just, uh...
00:38:10I don't think I'm who I thought I was.
00:38:14You.
00:38:17I'm an idiot.
00:38:18You don't need me at all.
00:38:19Enjoy your night.
00:38:21No.
00:38:21This is not what it looks like.
00:38:23I just...
00:38:23Save it!
00:38:25Okay?
00:38:26I get it.
00:38:27What are you doing?
00:38:28I don't want to know.
00:38:28Oh God.
00:38:37Bless you.
00:38:45Hey...
00:38:46What do you call a deer with no eyes?
00:38:51No idea.
00:38:56Keep the joke for your ghost.
00:39:06Shhh. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:39:09Be quiet.
00:39:16Kill me now.
00:39:27James!
00:39:29James!
00:39:30James!
00:39:31James!
00:39:32James!
00:39:33James!
00:39:34James!
00:39:34James, James, James!
00:39:35Hey, James!
00:39:35James!
00:39:37Wanna play with Little Bunny?
00:39:41Come on, please.
00:39:43Just forgive me.
00:39:45Please, just get in the car.
00:40:05What's up?
00:40:07Okay, fine.
00:40:08I'm sorry about the other day, but I promise nothing happened with her.
00:40:11I didn't sleep with her, okay?
00:40:14Why'd you take her home?
00:40:16I was drunk.
00:40:17And I...
00:40:19I was scared.
00:40:21I've never felt this way about a guy before.
00:40:23Honestly, it's terrifying.
00:40:25But you have to believe me when I say I didn't sleep with her, okay?
00:40:27Trust me.
00:40:29I trust you.
00:40:30What?
00:40:32I'm just...
00:40:34I feel so hurt right now.
00:40:43How are you gonna make it up to me?
00:40:54Impressive.
00:40:57Impressive.
00:41:37I'm not angry anymore.
00:41:40You don't have to do anything.
00:41:41You're not ready.
00:41:42I'm ready.
00:41:43You don't have to do anything.
00:41:47Oh, um...
00:41:48I got an exam in the afternoon.
00:41:51We'd be...
00:41:52rushed.
00:41:53Oh!
00:41:54Um...
00:41:55Okay.
00:41:56Yeah.
00:41:56No, that's fine.
00:41:57I remembered I have a...
00:41:58I have a meeting this afternoon anyway, so...
00:42:01Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:42:02That's me?
00:42:03Oh, 100%, yeah.
00:42:05Okay.
00:42:05Good.
00:42:14Come on.
00:42:15Hello?
00:42:23What now?
00:42:25Hello?
00:42:27Where are you?
00:42:28I'm on my way.
00:42:29Bye.
00:42:32Ah!
00:42:52Amory!
00:42:55James?
00:42:56Avery!
00:42:57James!
00:42:58Avery!
00:42:59James!
00:43:01sulphur!
00:43:02Avery!
00:43:03James!
00:43:06Oh!
00:43:07Oh!
00:43:08S-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-sorry I'm...
00:43:10...l-l-l-l-l-l-l-late.
00:43:19We're being shy I've seen you naked before I broke my ankles not my hands shut it
00:43:31I can't help it he gets to me
00:43:38Oh wait move your hand I can't watch it you're blocking
00:43:53I can do it myself you won't stop
00:44:23You have bored of staring?
00:44:25No silly
00:44:26Oh I got a graduation party tomorrow I'll be gone in one week
00:44:31One week one week one week it's a normal amount of time to be apart
00:44:36I'm cool
00:44:37Who's going?
00:44:38Yeah it's just the drama crew Liam, Zoe, Phoebe, Ethan, guys I know from class and the girls from theater
00:44:46You okay?
00:44:47Great but they're all hot as hell
00:44:50You wanna come?
00:44:52Hanging with a bunch of college kids that'd be a disaster
00:44:57No I mean I'm busy probably got stuff going on whenever you said that was happening
00:45:03I'm probably busy doing other stuff cool things that don't involve you
00:45:07Oh
00:45:08Oh
00:45:27Oh my god
00:45:36What the fuck do they have to be laughing about?
00:46:06Hey bro can you tell us the soap back?
00:46:08Hey bro can you tell us the soap back?
00:46:09Oh
00:46:09Oh
00:46:10Yeah no problem my guy
00:46:21Thanks bro you're a life saver
00:46:24You got it boss
00:46:31Oh
00:46:32I'm down dude
00:46:32I've got slippery hands can you tell us the soap back again?
00:46:36Again?
00:46:37You gotta be kidding me
00:46:38Sure thing
00:46:39Yeah thanks
00:46:50Hey
00:46:51Nice one
00:46:56Yeah
00:46:56I think you got the wrong guy
00:46:58Shut up Avery
00:47:02Now did someone tell me that you weren't available?
00:47:05What are you doing here?
00:47:06I was just overheating so I thought a shower would help
00:47:09Nope
00:47:11This time the truth Avery
00:47:14Lord
00:47:14I can't promise that uh
00:47:17I can hold back
00:47:23I'm so freak stupid
00:47:25Gah
00:47:30A woman
00:47:32Hey handsome
00:47:33Wanna get a drink?
00:47:34Sorry ladies
00:47:35Hi James
00:47:38But uh
00:47:39Sorry as you can see
00:47:40Um
00:47:41He's with me
00:47:43Oh no
00:47:46Okay guys
00:47:47Pardon us
00:47:50Thanks
00:47:54You still haven't answered my question
00:47:57And you can't keep running away
00:48:03Oh yeah okay
00:48:05You're not gonna tell me about it
00:48:06Okay
00:48:08You know what
00:48:09I'm gonna find you to
00:48:10Fix all this
00:48:11And
00:48:12Yeah you and me
00:48:14We're done
00:48:18Wait
00:48:22You wanna know why I'm here?
00:48:28This is it
00:48:41I couldn't stay away
00:48:43I saw you with all those
00:48:45Hot young people
00:48:46And I
00:48:47I was jealous
00:48:48And it
00:48:51Kinda freaked me out how much I missed you after just a day
00:48:57I mean I've never felt this way before about someone
00:49:00It's
00:49:02It's honestly kinda scary
00:49:06I just don't know
00:49:07I don't know what to do
00:49:09I shouldn't have said anything
00:49:10I'm sorry
00:49:11Just do it
00:49:20Don't fuck you
00:49:21Look at me
00:49:22Go
00:49:29Hey Avery Rock 있어
00:49:32I thought I was straight until you walked in.
00:49:35Yeah, it's...
00:49:38It's terrifying.
00:49:40But if it's you,
00:49:43bring it on.
00:49:45I love you, Avery.
00:49:48Every single day I think I can't love you more.
00:49:52And then tomorrow comes and proves me wrong.
00:49:59I love you too.
00:50:26What's that?
00:50:31What's that?
00:50:35Oh.
00:50:38It's literally your school break.
00:50:40It was mine.
00:50:42And now it's yours.
00:50:45I love you.
00:50:46It's yours.
00:50:49It's yours.
00:50:59It's yours.
00:51:12It's yours.
00:51:26It's yours.
00:51:27I love you.
00:51:28It's yours.
00:51:33Oh
00:51:51James
00:51:53Bonjour
00:51:54Vincent
00:52:01Flippity fuck are you doing on James' phone?
00:52:14Hey, is everything okay with the contract, man?
00:52:17What do you know about Vincent Lauren?
00:52:19Vincent
00:52:20Ah, I mean, not much. I mean, no.
00:52:24Dude, this guy's a total player. He was getting three checks in one.
00:52:27Avery?
00:52:28Yo!
00:52:29Hey!
00:52:31Avery!
00:52:32Yo, where you going?
00:52:33Dude, if you don't silence my dad's gonna fucking murder me!
00:52:36Avery, what the fuck?
00:52:40Anyway, when I was like down on, I was like...
00:52:45Hey!
00:52:51Avery, what the?
00:52:52You're the player here, James. You are.
00:52:54No, no, no, no, no.
00:52:55His room! You walked out of his room!
00:52:57And you say, I am the...
00:52:59I cannot be the problem in this relationship!
00:53:01You walked out of his room, James!
00:53:03No, no, no.
00:53:03You're a fucking hypocrite!
00:53:04Saying, I am a player?
00:53:06I think that I am the one that was cheating when you're so clear, you're the one that's having a
00:53:09fucking full of shit!
00:53:10I can't deal with it anymore!
00:53:12And you're frankly...
00:53:13Yeah, how does my ass look?
00:53:14You're bad in bed!
00:53:15You have such a problem keeping it up!
00:53:18I mean...
00:53:19Shut up.
00:53:19...or something...
00:53:22Didn't cheat, promise.
00:53:31Your story better hold water.
00:53:33Okay, okay.
00:53:35Um...
00:53:35Here's what happened.
00:53:41Yo, it closes on Zoom 30, get the docks ready, okay?
00:53:53Damn!
00:53:54This is all it's your attack with...
00:53:58Christ, I am so sorry...
00:54:01James, what a small world!
00:54:03Hey...
00:54:04Oh, I'm so sorry about this.
00:54:06Please, let me fix it.
00:54:08Take my shelter.
00:54:09I cannot move on your feet.
00:54:11Crap.
00:54:12The shower in my room is busted.
00:54:14Clearly in a rush, please let me help.
00:54:18Yeah, yeah, fuck, yeah, yeah, let's do it.
00:54:23James, I mean it, I truly admire you.
00:54:27Just give me a shot.
00:54:31I appreciate it, Mr. Lorne, but my heart is spoken for.
00:54:36I only ask for help because this meeting was crucial for my family.
00:54:44Did I take your meeting?
00:54:47Screw the meeting.
00:54:57Surprise time.
00:54:58I love surprises.
00:55:00Oh, okay, here.
00:55:02Ready?
00:55:02Yeah.
00:55:14Wow.
00:55:20That's insane.
00:55:23You like this beach?
00:55:25I love this beach.
00:55:27Good.
00:55:28Because I bought it 20 minutes ago.
00:55:31Welcome to Avery Beach.
00:55:36Seriously?
00:55:37You didn't actually name it Avery Beach, right?
00:55:41Yeah, yeah, no, I was just kidding, no.
00:55:43Give me whatever you wanted.
00:55:45Thank God, yeah.
00:55:49Avery?
00:55:50Hmm?
00:55:53Avery, you're the only person that truly understands me.
00:56:00Honestly, I didn't even know what real love was until I met you.
00:56:09You rewrote my whole life.
00:56:12Made it beautiful.
00:56:14Made it real.
00:56:16I want it all.
00:56:18Every sunrise, every storm, every goddamn day with you.
00:56:26Every rock fire.
00:56:28Oh my God.
00:56:32Will you marry me?
00:56:34James Welton.
00:56:35The guy who's all in.
00:56:39Um, wow.
00:56:41I really don't know how any of this works, but...
00:56:45I would love to keep being your husband.
00:56:58All right.
00:57:02Okay.
00:57:03So, um, Rock Capital Group Gala event this Friday.
00:57:08Do you want to be my arm candy?
00:57:12I wouldn't miss it.
00:57:26I wouldn't miss it.
00:57:27I don't want to miss it.
00:57:28It's been James Welton.
00:57:30Sure they are those Welton's have poor James.
00:57:32Was it really cool isn't it?
00:57:33Jesus, they're brother-in-law.
00:57:35Your imagination is running wild but I'm here for it.
00:57:41Okay well, I saw Bill Cosby in the movie.
00:57:43behind the bar, so I'm going to try one of his special drinks today.
00:57:46All right.
00:57:55They're not good enough for him.
00:57:58You think we don't know about the charade of him playing bride?
00:58:03We all know what's underneath the mask of Judith.
00:58:06I think he could fool everybody.
00:58:07What do you want?
00:58:10Leave James.
00:58:12Or I'll blow this whole thing wide open and ruin all of you.
00:58:16Yo, what the fuck?
00:58:17Excuse me?
00:58:18Whoa, whoa.
00:58:19Hello, Jamie.
00:58:22Mr. Rockefeller's will merely requires Avery to marry a...
00:58:27Well...
00:58:28So, nothing tearing us apart.
00:58:32Fuck away, Mr. Lauren.
00:58:34Now, excuse us.
00:58:35There's a glory hole in the men's washroom.
00:58:37I'm going to put my mouth around it.
00:58:39It's going to be on the other side.
00:58:41Au revoir.
00:58:50Nothing tearing us apart, huh?
00:58:54Let's test that.
00:59:00Do this for me.
00:59:02I'll be all yours.
00:59:09Holy shit!
00:59:11You're with James Walter?
00:59:13With the heads.
00:59:14I mean...
00:59:15I know he's Judith's brother.
00:59:16I know.
00:59:17How?
00:59:18But...
00:59:18How...
00:59:19How can you do that to your own sister?
00:59:21I mean...
00:59:22That's disgusting.
00:59:23Dude...
00:59:23Avery's marrying me.
00:59:25End of story.
00:59:25Okay?
00:59:26Oh, by the way, I got to thank you for that special wine you gifted us.
00:59:30Really...
00:59:30Spread things along, you know?
00:59:33I need another one.
00:59:36Just make another one.
00:59:37Just make another one.
00:59:44So...
00:59:46You think his folks are just going to be cool with all this?
00:59:50Or...
00:59:50Like...
00:59:52Relax.
00:59:53I'll talk to them.
00:59:55Come to my place, smile, and we'll do this right.
00:59:57Okay.
01:00:03Hello?
01:00:04Hey!
01:00:07So...
01:00:08Avery?
01:00:09Avery?
01:00:10Hello?
01:00:12Best friend?
01:00:13Dude?
01:00:14What the fuck?
01:00:15Hey?
01:00:16Still sitting here.
01:00:17Whatever.
01:00:44Fun fact, by the way, Dad.
01:00:46Did you know that bison are one of the few mammals that do the whole gay warship thing?
01:00:50Like, full-on romance.
01:00:53They even settle down together.
01:00:55Right, right.
01:00:56I guess that's why he's sitting on my plate.
01:00:58Can't exactly have kids, so...
01:01:08Oh, my God.
01:01:09Oh, my God.
01:01:21Mom.
01:01:22Dad.
01:01:24Avery.
01:01:25And I...
01:01:26Judith called.
01:01:27She's flying home tomorrow.
01:01:30Says she misses us like crazy.
01:01:32Um...
01:01:33You boys wouldn't mind picking her up?
01:01:35We'll get things back to, uh...
01:01:38Normal.
01:01:40Yeah.
01:01:42Sure.
01:01:43Right.
01:01:53James!
01:02:09James!
01:02:10You finally came to your senses and date your precious boyfriend?
01:02:13We're done.
01:02:14I realize there's nothing more important than you, Mom, and Dad.
01:02:20I'm your sister, and it's time I started acting like it.
01:02:26Whoa, who's the hottie?
01:02:30Oh, he's my, uh...
01:02:32Avery!
01:02:33Right.
01:02:35God, if I knew my hubby was this cute.
01:02:40Don't sweat at home. Talk to her tonight, okay?
01:02:47No, yeah, yes, yep.
01:02:50Again.
01:02:51Okay, yep.
01:02:54Woo!
01:02:56Nice.
01:02:57You know, that guy was like a total jerk.
01:03:04Freaking sucked.
01:03:07And I'm really sorry, Jamie, that I failed on the wedding.
01:03:11But, like, guys becoming tight is the best thing ever.
01:03:21Avery, I promise you'll be the best wife now.
01:03:25Ever.
01:03:25Ever.
01:03:26Ever.
01:03:27I believe it.
01:03:27I'm so...
01:03:28I'm so...
01:03:28We got something to tell you.
01:03:36You're funny.
01:03:39No.
01:03:41Avery.
01:03:42I get really jealous.
01:03:44I love this guy.
01:03:45All the ladies.
01:03:46I love you.
01:03:47No pretty boy in here.
01:03:48So pretty!
01:03:51And Avery.
01:03:52Like, everybody wants him.
01:03:54Like, everybody.
01:03:57Mm hm.
01:03:58Yeah.
01:03:59It's really sad.
01:04:00Mm hm.
01:04:02Let's rest your corner.
01:04:05No, but...
01:04:07Fine.
01:04:0840 minutes.
01:04:09Bye.
01:04:10Hey, I got a ball to campus.
01:04:12Do you have a sneaker here?
01:04:14Can you just take her home?
01:04:16I'll talk to her tomorrow, okay?
01:04:17You gotta go.
01:04:17Thank you so much.
01:04:23Oh, sorry, Avery.
01:04:25You're pretty good at having your liquor.
01:04:27I haven't had a real challenge in years.
01:04:31I'm not too good at more than just...
01:04:33I'll have two drinks.
01:05:06Just take her home and I'll talk to her tomorrow, okay?
01:05:08You got it.
01:05:08Thank you so much.
01:05:16It's not your fault.
01:05:18We were blackout drunk.
01:05:21I mean...
01:05:25Technically, we are married.
01:05:27Breakfast is ready.
01:05:28I want you, Avery.
01:05:33No, no, no, no, no.
01:05:34This is not what it looks like, I promise.
01:05:36I don't remember a thing and nothing happened, I swear.
01:05:39Safe.
01:05:41I need space.
01:05:42Like, a lot of it, I don't know.
01:05:44Let's not see each other for a while.
01:05:48You know, my God, really, no.
01:05:55And there's no song and a tune.
01:05:56You know, I've never got off to them.
01:05:58You know, I'm blind.
01:05:59I've got a group of friends.
01:05:59Let's get...
01:06:04You're...
01:06:10And there's only...
01:06:19Jesus is pregnant.
01:06:30We're done every clean break.
01:06:33Let's just get everything back on track.
01:06:37Move on.
01:06:52James told me you're fine.
01:06:55I'm sorry.
01:07:00I...
01:07:02I didn't have a choice.
01:07:05My ex had just dumped me.
01:07:10And...
01:07:13I was already pregnant when I came back.
01:07:19Look, my kid needs a father.
01:07:22And my parents, like, they can't handle the shame that I've cooked up this disaster.
01:07:31I slipped something in your drink.
01:07:34Just to put you under.
01:07:38Breakfast is ready.
01:07:39I want you, Avery.
01:07:44Nothing actually happened between us.
01:07:50I didn't betray James.
01:07:54Hey, look.
01:07:57He's been on a bender.
01:07:59Ever since you left, okay?
01:08:01It's been bottle after bottle.
01:08:05We can't...
01:08:06We can't reach him.
01:08:08He's completely come undone, Avery.
01:08:11Avery, please, please.
01:08:13He needs you.
01:08:15I'm not going to...
01:08:24I...
01:08:30I...
01:08:34I...
01:08:36I...
01:08:43I'm...
01:08:47God, I miss you, Avery, every damn day.
01:08:59I miss you too.
01:09:02So much.
01:09:26Avery, don't go!
01:09:31You real?
01:09:38No shit, sorry, I shouldn't do this, I'm sorry.
01:09:45Judith's baby, it isn't mine.
01:09:53Say that again.
01:09:55Nothing ever happened between us.
01:09:58You can ask her, she'll tell you the truth.
01:10:15Mom, Dad, this is it.
01:10:20I love Avery.
01:10:23I'm going to spend the rest of my life with him.
01:10:26Nobody else.
01:10:28Ever.
01:10:34Mr. and Mrs. Walton?
01:10:37Uh...
01:10:40The way I feel about James, I've never felt anything like it before.
01:10:45I mean, what we have, it's like, it's like oxygen.
01:10:49And I don't think I could live without it, if I'm being honest.
01:10:52Because...
01:10:54Losing him...
01:10:55It would be a nightmare.
01:10:58So please, just see how much it would mean to have your blessing.
01:11:01Because...
01:11:02It would mean everything to me, and I know it would mean everything to yourself.
01:11:08Honey.
01:11:19My boy's a man now.
01:11:22Son, you can go live your life.
01:11:37I'm going to go meet the wedding planner about the floral hellscape.
01:11:42But I'll be back in two hours.
01:11:44I'm going to go meet the other day and see what you're doing.
01:11:53Back to me on my face, big sexy.
01:11:57You got it.
01:12:02Have to!
01:12:04So let's get...
01:12:05It's just gonna get out of the sexy-
01:12:06And...
01:12:07The dash.
01:12:08Hm.
01:12:11Spooky!
01:12:12I don't know.
01:12:18Water.
01:12:28One time no see, Mr. Rockefeller.
01:12:31Vincent, what are you...
01:12:49I'm sorry.
01:13:04You know how I knew that that Judith was a fake?
01:13:10Because the real one's been screwing me for years.
01:13:17Look at you.
01:13:19His eyes, his lips.
01:13:24Wrong.
01:13:25All of it is fucking raw.
01:13:30Nothing like it.
01:13:31No!
01:13:34Why did he breathe fire that raw, untamed energy?
01:13:41Labels.
01:13:43Nothing but chains for small minds.
01:13:46Fuck gender!
01:13:47James Walton is something more.
01:13:51I had a plan.
01:13:53Plans all mapped out how I would get to him, how I would take him down.
01:13:58How have you used Judith's baby?
01:14:00Mine too!
01:14:02But you had to fucking blow it!
01:14:05Every single time!
01:14:11What's his obsession?
01:14:15Is it like, this pretty face?
01:14:20Or are you just that girl between sheets?
01:14:22What?
01:14:24You don't even want him!
01:14:33You're a fucking psycho.
01:14:35You're a fucking psycho.
01:14:39Now, I wonder what sound this will make when I...
01:14:43No, no, no, no, no!
01:14:44No, no, no, no, no!
01:14:46James?
01:14:51Perfect timing, James!
01:14:54Pixie?
01:14:55Let sis tie ya up.
01:14:57Your boyfriend walks through.
01:15:00James?
01:15:01Don't do it.
01:15:02James?
01:15:03You're a trap!
01:15:07Good boy!
01:15:08I can't believe this.
01:15:10I'm sorry.
01:15:11James?
01:15:12No.
01:15:14I'm sorry, Jamie.
01:15:16It's okay.
01:15:17I'm sorry.
01:15:20I can't believe this.
01:15:21I can't believe this.
01:15:23You'll promise me that you can't give my help.
01:15:26The Mrs. White isn't even marrying me, and that he loves us.
01:15:30Enough!
01:15:31Cut the waterworks, sweetheart!
01:15:33I know!
01:15:34You know it!
01:15:36You know how much...
01:15:37I hate when you cry!
01:15:43I did exactly what you said.
01:15:46Let him go.
01:15:49Patience, Prince Sherman.
01:15:52The game has just begun.
01:15:54Now!
01:15:56Option one.
01:15:57I put a bullet.
01:15:59Your little lover boy here.
01:16:02And then I eat my own gun right after.
01:16:05And you walk.
01:16:09Option two!
01:16:11My pick.
01:16:11We blow your pretty little brains out.
01:16:15And he walks free.
01:16:17Brilliant, yeah!
01:16:23Tick tock, Rockefeller.
01:16:24Time to choose!
01:16:29Speechless, huh?
01:16:31Pathetic.
01:16:33Open your eyes, Jamie.
01:16:35You're really gonna risk everything for this coward!
01:16:39I do agree.
01:16:42And you die.
01:16:45If we can't share heaven,
01:16:48we're all brought together in hell.
01:16:54Your fucking dreams happen.
01:16:57What the fuck?
01:17:00Hey!
01:17:02Avery!
01:17:04What is the name of someone?
01:17:06What is the name of someone?
01:17:08James!
01:17:57I love you!
01:18:10You
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