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00:00I was obsessed with science-based parenting.
00:02So when my twin sister Mia and I were born,
00:04she strapped truth bands on us.
00:06Green light meant truth.
00:08Red light meant a lie.
00:09But Mia's band, always green,
00:11even when she lied.
00:17Mia!
00:18What are you doing?
00:19Mom!
00:23What?
00:25Lily!
00:26Was it you?
00:27I saw her, Mom.
00:28It's Lily.
00:29No, not me!
00:30Look!
00:31It was Mika!
00:35Mom, please!
00:36It wasn't me, I swear!
00:38Mom, Lily's lying.
00:40Look, my band, green.
00:41I'm telling the truth.
00:42I know, sweetie.
00:43Tech doesn't lie.
00:44You're an honest girl,
00:45and she's full of it.
00:48You broke it and tried to pin it on Mia.
00:50Bad behavior has a price, Lily.
00:52No, Mom.
00:52I'm sorry.
00:53Please don't...
01:07Mom, I swear, it wasn't me.
01:12Clean it up.
01:13Every single piece.
01:14Or you don't eat today.
01:17I'm Mommy's favorite daughter.
01:27Mom, I wasn't lying.
01:30Why don't you believe me?
01:33I think it's really good.
01:35It is.
01:41No treats for liars.
01:43You get the greens.
01:44Here you go, sweetie.
01:45Your favorite.
01:47Thank you, Mom.
01:48I love you.
01:51But, Mom, these make my stomach hurt
01:53like it's burning.
01:55Do I have to, please?
01:57So, you mean you're allergic to broccoli now?
02:02Show me your band.
02:05Show me!
02:09It's red!
02:10Lily's lying again!
02:11I knew it, Lily.
02:12Why can't you just be honest like Mia?
02:13No, Mom.
02:14I'm not lying.
02:15I promise it's true.
02:19I'm not...
02:20Enough!
02:20Eat it!
02:21Every single bite!
02:22I am so sick of your lies!
02:24She doesn't want to eat.
02:25Just leave it.
02:26Are you serious, Eric?
02:27The band is red.
02:28She's lying to us.
02:29No wonder Lily's turned out so bad.
02:32This is all your fault.
02:33Evelyn, are you serious?
02:35You're always too indulgent with her.
02:37No wonder she's so disobedient.
02:39Indulgent?
02:39I'm just trying to give her a happy child.
02:40Lily, this is all your fault.
02:42You made them fight.
02:44Mom, Dad, stop.
02:45I'm sorry.
02:46I'll eat it.
02:47I'll be good.
02:51I told you she was faking.
02:54She's completely fine.
02:55I can't say anything else.
02:57If I do, they'll just start fighting again.
03:03Mom!
03:03Hurry!
03:04I don't want to miss the fireworks!
03:05Lily, what are you doing?
03:06Hurry up!
03:08Mom, I think I'm gonna puke.
03:10My stomach is killing me.
03:14Mom, I think I'm allergic.
03:16Give it a rest, Lily.
03:17Lily, please.
03:20Mom, I need a doctor.
03:22You mean it?
03:23Lily, where's your truth band?
03:27Wait, you took it off?
03:28Are you trying to cover it up?
03:30No.
03:30I was just washing my hands.
03:40Okay, the stomach ache.
03:43Truth or lie?
03:45It's true.
03:49Unbelievable!
03:51You're faking being sick just for attention?
03:54Mom, I'm telling the truth!
04:01It hurts!
04:02Mom, Mom, please stop!
04:04Payne is a good teacher.
04:05You're grounded.
04:07Stay in your room until that band turns green.
04:14Mom, help.
04:19Mommy, did you come to save me?
04:21Mommy, did you come to save me?
04:26Mommy, did you come to save me?
04:29Almost forgot Mia's gloves.
04:33You done yet?
04:34You really have to ruin tonight?
04:36I'm not lying, Mom.
04:38She's pale.
04:39Maybe we should take her to the-
04:40Impressive, isn't it?
04:41Give her an Oscar already.
04:43Too bad the data says she's full of it.
04:45Fine.
04:47Let's just go.
04:48Mom, don't go!
04:49Mom, don't go!
04:51Mom!
04:55Mom!
04:56Mom!
04:58Mom!
04:59You stay put.
05:00Don't you dare come out until that light changes.
05:04Mommy, please.
05:06I'm really hurting.
05:07It feels like I'm dying.
05:09Okay.
05:10Then go ahead.
05:14You're such a disappointment, Lily.
05:22All right, everyone.
05:24Let's go.
05:24We are not letting her ruin New Year's Eve.
05:28Finally!
05:29Fireworks!
05:33Mom!
05:34Help!
05:37Right.
05:38I must be lying.
05:39I'm not really in pain.
05:41I'm fine.
05:41It doesn't hurt.
05:43I need to write my apology, or Mommy will be angrier.
05:48I'm sorry.
05:49I'm a liar.
05:50I messed up.
05:51But it hurts so bad.
05:54I wasn't lying, really.
05:57Mom, why don't you believe me?
06:01Are you sure Lily's okay?
06:02It's an act, Eric.
06:04Seriously, who's allergic to broccoli?
06:06Ten seconds!
06:08Five, four, three, two, one!
06:14Yeah!
06:16It doesn't hurt anymore.
06:18I'm cured.
06:21I'm dead?
06:23Mom, I'm really dead now.
06:25I wasn't lying.
06:27Can you forgive me now?
06:30Those fireworks were gorgeous.
06:32Especially the smiley faces.
06:33Just like my little Mia.
06:35Mom, I'll be a good girl.
06:37I promise.
06:38Just don't be mad at me, okay?
06:41Jesus!
06:42Did we leave a window open?
06:44Freezing in here.
06:45I'm sorry, Mommy.
06:46I forgot.
06:47I'm already dead.
06:50I'm sure Lily's learned her lesson by now.
06:52Just let her out.
06:53She better.
06:54If Mom finds out I'm dead,
06:56will she be sad?
06:58Will she regret it?
07:04Oh, wow.
07:05Nice try.
07:06What, you think playing dead's gonna get you a free ride to bed?
07:09Lily, you are ten.
07:11Not five.
07:12Act like it.
07:13Mom, I'm dead.
07:15Look at me.
07:16Touch me.
07:17I'm not breathing.
07:19Ugh, a professional sleeper.
07:22Still lying.
07:23I swear.
07:24She even lies in her sleep.
07:26See?
07:27Mine is green.
07:28Hers is still red.
07:29Typical.
07:30That's my good girl.
07:31Let her stay like that.
07:33Fine by me.
07:35Let's just put her in bed, Evelyn.
07:37It's way too cold to leave her at the desk.
07:39Why?
07:39So she can think she won this little standoff?
07:41Look at that light.
07:42She's still throwing a mental tantrum.
07:45I'm done.
07:45It's bedtime.
07:47We're visiting Grandma tomorrow.
07:51Mom, if you'd just come a little closer,
07:54if you'd just reached for my hand,
07:56you'd have felt it.
07:57I was already cold.
07:59If you never loved me,
08:01why have me at all?
08:07Favorite.
08:08Mom, is that for me?
08:14Mia, you're bacon and eggs.
08:16Liars don't deserve a nice breakfast.
08:19Mom, I'm dead.
08:21I don't need food anymore.
08:23Lily's still in there?
08:24She's got to be starving.
08:25She's spoiled.
08:26Let her.
08:26She needs to learn that her tricks don't work on me.
08:29Mom, Lily's room smells gross.
08:32Did she poop in there or something?
08:34What?
08:35Now Mom's going to hate me even more.
08:37Look at her.
08:38She actually sat in her own mess.
08:41Unbelievable.
08:42What a filthy girl.
08:49Lily!
08:50The bathroom is right down the hall.
08:52What is wrong with you?
08:53Evelyn, maybe we should just check.
08:56Not gonna happen.
08:57Let her sit in that stink.
08:58It's the only way she'll learn.
09:02We should really check.
09:03What if there's a dead rat in the vents?
09:06Open it, Dad!
09:07Please!
09:08I didn't soil myself.
09:09I'm dead.
09:11Don't make Mom hate me even more.
09:18What?
09:19Servers are down?
09:20Yeah, yeah, I'm on my way.
09:23Evie!
09:24Massive emergency at work.
09:25Gotta go.
09:25Might be stuck there a few days.
09:27I'll call you when I can.
09:28Wait, but what about Lily?
09:29So close.
09:31They were so close to finding my body.
09:33Mommy, Lily stinks.
09:36She's gross.
09:37I swear to God she won't win this.
09:38You like the smell?
09:39Keep it to yourself.
09:41You're not stinking up my house.
09:42Mom, no.
09:44At least look at me.
09:45Do you actually hate me?
09:48Come on, sweetie.
09:49Let's go to Grandma's.
09:52Oh, look at you.
09:55Mom is smiling.
09:57She never smiles like that when I'm around.
09:59Maybe it's better this way.
10:01I won't ever bother you again, Mom.
10:06So many new clothes.
10:08I only ever get Mia's hand-me-downs.
10:11All packed, Mia?
10:13Yep.
10:13Three days' worth.
10:14All folded.
10:15You're going on a trip.
10:17Yes!
10:18They're leaving!
10:19They have to check on me now.
10:21They'll find me!
10:26Mom, you forgot me!
10:28I'm still in there!
10:29Hey!
10:30Look at me!
10:31Mom, Lily's still stinking up her room.
10:34Should we let her out to shower?
10:35Not my problem.
10:37Your dad can let her out when he gets home tonight.
10:39Come on, let's go.
10:41Mom, wait!
10:42Dad said he's gone for days!
10:48Mom!
10:52Why can't I leave?
10:55Mom!
10:56Don't leave me here!
10:57Mom!
10:59Mom!
11:01Someone please find me.
11:08Snowball?
11:09Is that you?
11:11It is you!
11:13Wait, you can see me?
11:17No way!
11:18You can feel me, too?
11:20That's amazing!
11:24I thought Mom sent you to the shelter.
11:28Give me the dog!
11:30Mommy!
11:31Snowball really didn't bite anyone!
11:34Mia is lying!
11:39Give me the dog!
11:47Mom!
11:49Mom!
11:50Mom, please!
11:51Don't send him away!
11:53Mom!
11:56Mom!
11:57Mom!
11:57Mom!
12:00Mom!
12:00Mom!
12:00Mom!
12:00Snowball, can you go get help?
12:02I'm trapped in there, and if no one finds me soon, I'm toast.
12:06Go!
12:07Get help!
12:08Get help!
12:17Snowball, you're dead, too.
12:20Snowball, over here!
12:25At least we have each other.
12:36Snowball, you're going to eat my body!
12:43What do I do?
12:49Evelyn, you home?
12:52That smell, is that me?
12:58Susan?
13:02Susan, what are you...
13:04Jesus Christ, the smell!
13:06What died in here?
13:09It seemed to be coming from your porch.
13:12What?
13:13It's definitely Lily!
13:15She must have made another mess.
13:19What?
13:20Susan!
13:21Sorry!
13:22Seriously, just got back.
13:23Uh, I'll deal with it, okay?
13:25Alright.
13:25Let me know if you need anything.
13:28That girl has gone way too far this time!
13:33Evelyn?
13:36Ugh.
13:37What's that fung?
13:38Eric, are you really okay with this?
13:41Letting her turn our home into a lambsville?
13:43What are you talking about?
13:44I haven't been home in three days.
13:45What?
13:48About time.
13:52What?
13:53What is this?
13:54You locked her in for three days?
13:56No food?
13:57No water?
13:58Relax!
13:59She's completely fine!
14:00She stole my money, remember?
14:02Probably has a mountain of snacks in there.
14:03I didn't do it!
14:10Lily?
14:16Gross!
14:17Lily, what did you do?
14:19Lily?
14:20Hey!
14:20I'm talking to you!
14:22You hear me?
14:22What, we're playing dead now?
14:24Seriously?
14:24Get the hell up!
14:31Lily!
14:32Lily!
14:35Lily!
14:36Lily!
14:38Lily!
14:39Mommy, I told you.
14:41I wasn't lying.
14:42I proved it.
14:44Will you apologize to me now?
14:50She's...
14:50No, this isn't real.
14:55What did you just say?
14:58She's faking!
14:59She has to be!
15:03Her truth band is red!
15:05You're crazy!
15:07You're fucking crazy!
15:09Mommy, even now that I'm dead,
15:12you still won't say sorry?
15:15Drop the axe, Lily!
15:17Get up!
15:17Get up!
15:18Get away from her!
15:19Right, stop pressing!
15:21Get away from her!
15:22Is everything okay?
15:23I heard...
15:27AHHHHH!
15:35Officer! Officer!
15:36Ma'am!
15:37She lied!
15:38She lies about everything!
15:40Just check the truth band!
15:42Truth band?
15:43You mean this?
15:44Right!
15:45Give it to me!
15:46It's gonna turn green!
15:48Just watch!
15:49Any second now!
15:51My name is Evelyn!
15:52I'm Lily's mother!
15:58Hell no!
15:59That's impossible!
16:01Now you know how it feels, Mom?
16:06Lily?
16:08Mom, you...
16:09You can see me?
16:11See?
16:12She's alive!
16:13I told you she was lying!
16:16Lily?
16:19I knew it!
16:20I knew you were just faking!
16:22You're not dead!
16:23You're not!
16:23Tell them, Lily!
16:24Tell these people I was only trying to help you!
16:27What the hell is wrong with you?
16:29That bags her!
16:30There's nobody there, Ev!
16:32Stop it!
16:35They can't see me, Mom.
16:37But then again, you never really looked, did you?
16:45Stop it!
16:47It hurts!
16:50It hurts!
16:52It hurts, doesn't it?
16:54And that's just a spark.
16:55Imagine the dial all the way up.
16:57The way you liked it.
16:59I wasn't even allowed to whimper.
17:01You done already, Mom?
17:02Enough!
17:03This crap was never meant to catch lies!
17:07No!
17:09No!
17:09That's not right!
17:10The parenting guru he said was the best!
17:13It can't...
17:14It catches lies!
17:15Look at the damn words!
17:16It's a cheap-ass heart rate monitor!
17:19Ten bucks of plastic and sweat stencils!
17:23Then the light goes red!
17:24That's it!
17:25It's not a lie detector!
17:27It's a stress meter!
17:29You're full of it!
17:32You're all in on this!
17:34You just want to see me fail!
17:36Look at your wrist!
17:37Screaming red?
17:38What, are you lying to me right now?
17:40Or are you just scared of best?
17:42Christmas Eve, Mom.
17:44Remember?
17:46I was on the floor.
17:48Begging.
17:50But you only had eyes for that red glow.
17:52Think about her appendix, Evelyn.
17:54Imagine it bursting.
17:56Like a bomb in her gut!
17:59You saw her dying breath and called it a lie?
18:02You shocked her until her heart just gave out!
18:06You didn't just kill her.
18:07You murdered her.
18:10No!
18:11No, it wasn't me!
18:12I'm not a murderer!
18:17Get it off!
18:19It's burning!
18:20Please!
18:21Get it off!
18:26Feb 14.
18:28Sonny.
18:29Mom made me eat broccoli again.
18:31I told her I'm allergic.
18:33My throat gets all tight.
18:36I can't catch my breath.
18:43Tomato juice?
18:44Really?
18:45That's the best you can do?
18:46You're a hell of an actress, Lily.
18:49It makes me sick just looking at you.
18:53I was throwing up blood.
18:55My throat was on fire.
18:58Mom said I was faking.
19:00Then she zapped at me.
19:01For ten minutes straight.
19:04I just wanted it to be over.
19:06It was...
19:07It was actual blood?
19:09Oh, God!
19:10I didn't see it!
19:11I didn't know!
19:12You would have seen it, Mom.
19:14If you'd taken just one step.
19:16But you loved that band more than me.
19:21June 1st.
19:22Happy Children's Day.
19:24Mia's tearing through the room.
19:25Mom's favorite antique vase goes spash.
19:28I tried to tell her.
19:30But the more I talked, the redder it got.
19:33Mom kept the current on.
19:34For ten minutes...
19:35I didn't scream.
19:37Couldn't.
19:38My heart would spike in that red light.
19:40It just gets brighter.
19:42Mom said look at her.
19:43Not even a will.
19:44Must not hurt that much.
19:47You're a fucking monster!
19:49No!
19:49Even monsters care for their own!
19:51You sick, twisted bitch!
19:53Your own kid, Evelyn!
19:54Your own goddamn blood!
19:56How could you treat her like some lab rat?
19:59Ten years, Dad.
20:00You played deaf, dumb, and blind for ten years.
20:03Don't play the hero now.
20:04You're just swinging so the feds don't lock you up as her plus one.
20:11Not me!
20:12Don't you look at me!
20:14It was her!
20:14Mia did it!
20:15It was all her!
20:17You're scaring me!
20:19It's not my fault!
20:20The wrists!
20:21Look at the light!
20:22It's green!
20:23Always green!
20:25Ten years of bullshit!
20:27She played us all!
20:28She broke it!
20:29She set Lily up!
20:31Officer, you see?
20:33She manipulated me.
20:34I only believed the red because that little sociopath kept hers green.
20:39She's the liar!
20:40She's the reason Lily's dead!
20:43Cuff her!
20:44Do your damn job and cuff her!
20:46Poetic justice.
20:48The golden duo, ripping each other's throats out the second the house of cards collapses.
20:57Save the waterworks, kid.
20:58Let's see the arm.
21:00No!
21:00It's mine!
21:01Mommy said I'm the honest child!
21:03Don't touch me!
21:06Let's see what's under the hood of this miracle truth bar.
21:15Look at this garbage.
21:16A dummy circuit, some dime store LEDs and a couple of button patteries.
21:20It's a flea market prize.
21:22Two bucks, max.
21:23This garbage was hardwired to stay green the second it left the factory.
21:27That kid could've lied through her teeth!
21:29Could've committed murder!
21:30Wouldn't matter!
21:30This garbage only knows one color!
21:32Funny, isn't it, Mom?
21:34Shocked the honest one until her heart gave out.
21:36But for a little liar, this piece of green garbage?
21:39She's your saint.
21:40Hell of a toy you had going here!
21:42A real goddamn joke!
21:44Fake!
21:45Oh, fake!
21:45I killed my honest girl over a toy!
21:48Just to protect a goddamn liar!
21:51Ha ha ha ha ha!
21:57I'm told.
21:58Now everyone knows.
22:00I don't have to hide in the dark anymore and the smell.
22:02I can hear the people.
22:04They're so loud.
22:06So angry for me.
22:08Dad, make them stop!
22:10They're still yelling!
22:11Mommy's still at the station!
22:13We have to wait for her, right?
22:15Wait for what?
22:16She's a goddamn psycho!
22:18The firm, they cut me loose!
22:19News hasn't even hit and I'm already out!
22:21I'm finished in this city!
22:26You wanna stay?
22:27You wanna go down with that murderer?
22:29Because I'm done.
22:31Get rid of this damn thing.
22:32This is what started it!
22:34Look where this shit got us!
22:38Move! Now!
22:40Before the mob decides to break down that door!
22:41No! Dad! Dad!
22:44Run, Dad!
22:46But you're not getting away.
22:48You're just trading one cage for another.
22:52Welcome to hell.
22:59Lily? Baby, look.
23:01No greens, no broccoli, I promise.
23:03Just the burger.
23:05Your favorite.
23:06Come on.
23:08Just one tiny bite for Mommy?
23:12You bitch! It knows!
23:14The light knows!
23:15You're lying again, aren't you?
23:16Liars don't get to eat!
23:17Liars get punished!
23:21Good?
23:22Tastes just like that broccoli did.
23:25Suffocating.
23:26Right, Mom?
23:27Hell of a show, really.
23:29But too little, too late.
23:31This penance won't buy me back.
23:34Not for a heartbeat.
23:50It hurts!
23:51God, it hurts!
23:52I get it now, Lily!
23:53Is this how it felt?
23:55I'm so sorry.
23:56Mommy finally, finally knows.
24:08Just scream, it hurts!
24:10One more time, baby.
24:23Baby, I'll believe you.
24:24I swear to God, I'll listen this time.
24:26I'll save you.
24:27Just come back!
24:28Save it, Mom.
24:29You're staining my way out.
24:31You still don't get it, do you?
24:34The dead don't scream.
24:42Bed 44.
24:44Evelyn.
24:45Chow time.
24:48Red!
24:49It's Red!
24:50Stop!
24:51Don't shock me!
24:52I'll eat!
24:53I'll eat!
24:56Ten years.
24:57Every single dingle day, she's back in my hell.
25:01All to punish herself.
25:04Rotting in my nightmares.
25:07Right where she belongs.
25:23Hey!
25:24Snap out of it, you senile bitch!
25:26The booze took Dad, so where's the stash?
25:28Cough it up, Ma!
25:29The sharks are coming for me!
25:39God, you're pathetic.
25:40Just like your honest girl was.
25:42Good riddance to both of you.
25:44Last chance.
25:46Give me the dough, or I'm pulling the plug right now.
25:49Send you down to hell to rot with Lily.
26:01It was you!
26:02You lied to me!
26:05It was never green!
26:07You lied, you monster!
26:08You murdered my Lily!
26:11Give her back!
26:12I'll kill you!
26:13Get off, crazy whore!
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