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A Deal With The Hockey Captain
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00:00:13I'm Dora Muller, the ice hockey team's assistant that no one cares about.
00:00:18I love this job, mostly because it keeps me close to Liam, and I crushed since childhood.
00:00:38Wait, did Leo really stop to help me?
00:00:43Ouch.
00:00:47I always believed that one day Leo would see me more than an assistant.
00:00:57You just got putt, Dora?
00:01:03But back then, I had no idea how dangerous dreams could be, and how badly people could
00:01:08get hurt.
00:01:09It all started when I got an early birthday present from my parents.
00:01:20Happy birthday to my dearest daughter.
00:01:23We love you so much.
00:01:25I totally forgot I was only one month away from turning 18.
00:01:35Get with Leo.
00:01:37Lose my big card.
00:01:43You followed Leo to college for nothing.
00:01:47Idiot.
00:01:48I could die a virgin.
00:01:49No.
00:01:51If you want it, you're gonna have to make it happen.
00:01:55Dora Muller, just tell Leo how you feel.
00:02:00Stop being such a pussy and go for it!
00:02:16Dora.
00:02:19Can it wait?
00:02:20I'm just a little busy.
00:02:23You know, I have been in love with you for years.
00:02:26I think we would make a great team.
00:02:28I've been saving myself for you, and I want you to be the one to take my virginity next
00:02:32month before my 18th birthday.
00:02:41Oh my god!
00:02:42What did she just say?
00:02:43She's a virgin.
00:02:44L-M-A-O.
00:02:49Oh, sweet.
00:02:50A pleading little virgin.
00:02:53Oh, don't let me stop you, Dora.
00:02:57What else do you have to say to Leo?
00:03:04Pretty.
00:03:05Hey.
00:03:06I didn't realize you were on the toilet.
00:03:09It's funny.
00:03:10Something in the toilet made me think of you, and then I heard your needy voice.
00:03:14I can't believe you're still a virgin.
00:03:18Wait.
00:03:20I totally can.
00:03:23But I do love what you've done with your hair.
00:03:26Aww.
00:03:29Don't have a mustache.
00:03:33I'll just...
00:03:34I'll leave you guys.
00:03:36Go.
00:03:36And this...
00:03:39It's interesting.
00:03:44Women have a choice for her.
00:03:47They can be appealing.
00:03:48Or they can be you.
00:03:51I like this cardigan.
00:03:55So would my great-great-great-grandmother.
00:04:01Leo's hot.
00:04:02You're not.
00:04:04Leo's rich.
00:04:05Poor.
00:04:06We're in, you're out.
00:04:07Repeat that to yourself when you go and cry into your greasy pillow.
00:04:12Maybe.
00:04:13Know your place, nerd.
00:04:15In the library, it's in your nose with the other mountains.
00:04:25You could just, uh, finish up with some tears for my followers.
00:04:32Oh, no.
00:04:45What the hell?
00:04:46I'm not expecting money from anyone.
00:04:48Especially this much.
00:04:53Yep.
00:04:55What?
00:05:10Did your towel just fall?
00:05:14What?
00:05:15I want to sneak a peek.
00:05:19Oh, come on.
00:05:20It's not that bad.
00:05:22I just told Liam that I was in love with him, but Mindy was there.
00:05:24So now the whole school's going to know that I'm a virgin.
00:05:27Are you in there trying to slip on some guy in the shower?
00:05:31Come on, I know you're in there, virgin.
00:05:34I can smell library dust and eyeglass cleaner.
00:05:49Oh, Troy.
00:05:51No virgins here.
00:05:53You already knew that, right?
00:05:54Okay.
00:05:56Goodbye, ex-boyfriend.
00:06:07Oh, not so fast.
00:06:10You are the ignorer.
00:06:11I saved you.
00:06:13I ain't lonely.
00:06:15Big time.
00:06:20Go away.
00:06:21Guys like you only want one thing.
00:06:23Such as?
00:06:25Help passing math.
00:06:27Listen, I've got a really weird tech situation, and I know you're good with that kind of stuff,
00:06:32but it's got to be kept real secret.
00:06:33If you got a virus from a porn site, that's your own problem.
00:06:37No, no, some stranger's putting money into my account, and I'm worried they're setting me up to make it look
00:06:41like I'm throwing games.
00:06:44Match fixing?
00:06:45That also sounds super dodgy.
00:06:47I'm not touching it.
00:06:48Wait, well, what if we did a deal?
00:06:53You help me, and I help you get Leo.
00:06:57Boom!
00:06:58Swing over fifth base in no time.
00:07:01It's a sexual reference for you, once that's sex with Leo.
00:07:08It's not just sex.
00:07:10I love Leo.
00:07:12I've been waiting for him.
00:07:14So do we have a deal?
00:07:16Okay, but I need to clear something up.
00:07:19Fifth base, I thought it was fourth.
00:07:22You got some work to do.
00:07:25You think I'm a joke?
00:07:27It's called teasing to her.
00:07:30Do you want Leo or not?
00:07:34So you can teach me how to flirt and, you know, do things?
00:07:41You want me to teach you how to kiss, Dora?
00:07:54Just want to know what Leo will expect.
00:07:58That's super familiar with this stuff.
00:08:03All right.
00:08:05Maybe we should tackle it in order.
00:08:08List it for me.
00:08:09Flirting fashion technique.
00:08:11Okay, so you spent some time thinking about this.
00:08:14All right.
00:08:15Flirting skills first, and then boom.
00:08:17Fifth base.
00:08:18Sounds good.
00:08:19Just, uh, don't forget about fashion.
00:08:21And we need a deadline.
00:08:22How about the fundraiser dance for the hockey team?
00:08:25You can make a big move there.
00:08:26It's only two weeks away.
00:08:28Calm down.
00:08:29You're not that hopeless.
00:08:30We can meet up tomorrow morning to discuss tactics.
00:08:33Okay.
00:08:34Sounds good.
00:08:36My whole life is going to change.
00:08:39Go team.
00:08:41Oh, sorry.
00:08:42Gotcha.
00:08:50Dora!
00:08:51Just the person I wanted to see.
00:08:53Oh, shit.
00:08:54I wanted to say that I'm sorry about yesterday.
00:08:58You did?
00:08:59Yeah.
00:09:01I was just feeling really insecure because I really like Leo.
00:09:07But I shouldn't have reacted that way.
00:09:09Yeah.
00:09:11Okay.
00:09:12Thanks.
00:09:14Did you hear about the cake party that's happening tonight?
00:09:16You should totally come.
00:09:18All of us lost our B cards at cake parties, didn't we, girls?
00:09:23Totally.
00:09:43What the hell, Dora?
00:09:43Do you even live here?
00:09:45It's so friggin' neat.
00:09:46I like being organized.
00:09:50What are you doing?
00:09:52Checking to see if your underwear's color-coded.
00:09:54You're probably a mad solution of the week on it.
00:10:00My underwear is none of your business.
00:10:03I mean, it kind of is.
00:10:07If you want my help landing Leo.
00:10:10Can we please stop talking about my underwear?
00:10:13Okay.
00:10:16Okay.
00:10:17Okay.
00:10:19Okay.
00:10:21Okay.
00:10:29I'm just putting it to me.
00:10:33You have such incredible eyes, Dora.
00:10:36I've never noticed how beautiful they are before.
00:10:47They're just eyes.
00:10:49I have two of them, like everyone else.
00:10:52Come on, Dora.
00:10:53I was flirting with you.
00:10:55See, this is why you need help.
00:11:00Why couldn't I see what you were doing?
00:11:02Just be open to signals.
00:11:04Don't be Dora.
00:11:06Be Nora.
00:11:08Can I bore you?
00:11:11Why would you care?
00:11:19Because you have such beautiful eyes.
00:11:27You're flirting again?
00:11:30Yeah.
00:11:31You're supposed to say something flirty back.
00:11:34Something flirty back.
00:11:39I know.
00:11:39I will practice on Leo at the party tonight.
00:11:42What do you think?
00:11:44Yeah.
00:11:44Why not?
00:11:46But just remember, you've still got your training wheels on.
00:11:49Don't expect miracles.
00:11:50We'll need to have another flirting lesson.
00:12:04Alright.
00:12:06I'll grab us a drink.
00:12:07Just try to be cool.
00:12:11Dude, when am I not cool?
00:12:17Oh my god, there's Leo.
00:12:20You're worth a million of him, but you have no idea.
00:12:23Yeah.
00:12:24Good luck.
00:12:28She got her.
00:12:29We got her.
00:12:33Hey.
00:12:35Hey.
00:12:40Thought you were staring at me from over there.
00:12:43Was I?
00:12:47I'm sorry if I was weird yesterday.
00:12:50You don't gotta say it.
00:12:51Minnie's a bitch.
00:12:53And you're awesome.
00:12:54I am?
00:12:56I am.
00:13:07You don't gotta say it.
00:13:07I don't mean to interrupt.
00:13:10School.
00:13:12Cool.
00:13:15She was supposed to be weird yesterday.
00:13:19You don't gotta say it.
00:13:20It's cool.
00:13:20Oh, okay.
00:13:23Uh.
00:13:26Yeah, she does.
00:13:27Doesn't she, Bruce?
00:13:29Whatever it is.
00:13:32And I think it is her vagina.
00:13:35It's like a vagina, only dryer.
00:13:38We call it Adora.
00:13:44What the hell do you think you're doing?
00:13:49We're doing nothing.
00:13:52She needs you.
00:13:54Because you're nothing.
00:13:56Oh.
00:13:57I thought you were talking about how much lube you need.
00:14:00She buys it in venti-sized tubes.
00:14:03How cute.
00:14:04But with how many guys you're seeing, it's probably up to Tranta, right?
00:14:09That's the loudest one.
00:14:13Don't you dare laugh!
00:14:15Well, it's about me all of a sudden.
00:14:18Oh.
00:14:24What do you see in her?
00:14:27Dora the boarer?
00:14:29What does her bony body make your boner look bigger?
00:14:36She's great.
00:14:37It's as simple as that, Mindy.
00:14:41Do you know what it'll do for my reputation
00:14:43if your first girlfriend after me
00:14:44is some pathetic little needy virgin?
00:14:48Why does Dora being a virgin bother you so much?
00:14:52I think it's kind of sweet.
00:15:00This is just the start, you sexless.
00:15:02Ironing board.
00:15:04Get ready for the plan I have
00:15:06specifically for you
00:15:08in five minutes.
00:15:21Come on.
00:15:22I'll tell you something about it.
00:15:29Wait here.
00:15:30I'll grab you some drinks and some snacks.
00:15:40Leo, I have been in love with you for years.
00:15:42I think we'd make a great team.
00:15:43I've been saving myself for you
00:15:45and I want you to be the one
00:15:46to take my virginity before my 18th birthday next month.
00:15:51Ouch!
00:15:52That's a real chicken lady, nuts.
00:15:55Could you be any more desperate?
00:15:58I don't know.
00:16:00Can you do a wrap?
00:16:03Ready?
00:16:03Okay.
00:16:04Take my virginity.
00:16:06Take my virginity.
00:16:07Take my virginity.
00:16:27Please, stop.
00:16:33Please, let me go.
00:16:39Do you want me?
00:16:45Feel if you want me to come pull me up?
00:16:48Help me.
00:16:57Younger are you?
00:17:03Hopefully it doesn't see me like this
00:17:07Please
00:17:08Please let me go
00:17:10Mom, honey, you wanna go?
00:17:13Please
00:17:14You can go
00:17:15We just wanna hear you say it
00:17:18One more time
00:17:19Say, take lebrigenity
00:17:24Say it
00:17:25Say it, say it, say it, say it, say it
00:17:32That's enough
00:17:37That's enough
00:17:46And you wonder why guys keep leaving you
00:17:51I don't care what anyone says
00:17:53When someone starts shit with me
00:17:55I always finish it
00:17:57You're wrong
00:18:00I'll finish it
00:18:20I'll get you, Tisha
00:18:23I...
00:18:29Sorry
00:18:30I'm not usually a crier
00:18:33You can't let me get it to you
00:18:35Okay, you need to fight back
00:18:37Like with a shark
00:18:38You just need to punch her in the nose
00:18:43Why do you care if she believes me?
00:18:47You remind me of my little sister
00:18:51Is she a pitiful virgin loser, too?
00:18:55I mean, she's eight
00:18:56I really hope so
00:18:59It reminds you of an eight-year-old?
00:19:02No
00:19:05Stop crying
00:19:08It's all gonna be okay
00:19:10Yeah
00:19:12It's easy for you to say
00:19:15Captain of the hockey team
00:19:17Everyone loves you
00:19:20And I'm just
00:19:22Dora
00:19:27I really think you're pretty great
00:19:31And that should count for something
00:19:34Since I'm apparently so amazing
00:19:42I thought you just
00:19:43Said that at the party
00:19:44To mess with Mindy
00:19:49I say
00:19:52Because I meant it
00:19:53I'm lying to you
00:19:59I'm lying to you
00:20:03The worst part is
00:20:06I didn't even get a chance to talk to Leo
00:20:11You know there's a chance that Leo might not be into you
00:20:14No matter what you do
00:20:15I just have to change the way that he sees me
00:20:18I just need you to get me a clear shot at the goal
00:20:26Okay
00:20:28We'll make it happen
00:20:28If that's what you really want
00:20:35Let's do another flirty lesson
00:20:37Now?
00:20:39It's not like we have another party to get to
00:20:48Right, T?
00:20:51Let's pretend like we're on a date
00:20:53Okay?
00:20:55Show me some pointers
00:20:58Okay
00:20:58So
00:20:59Flirting
00:21:02You want to make
00:21:03Lots of eye contact
00:21:06And if you can
00:21:08Touch them
00:21:11At one
00:21:14I thought it was right
00:21:17Everything that I
00:21:19Had inside my mind
00:21:22Yet it felt so good
00:21:25Walking next to you
00:21:27You said you liked me too
00:21:30Sometimes
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00:22:04And I
00:22:04sleep
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00:22:12And he's just trying to find some way.
00:22:22Who thought?
00:22:24This shit actually works!
00:22:32Congratulations, you just passed Flirting 101.
00:22:36You're better at this than you thought.
00:22:37I know. I mean, who knew I had it in me?
00:22:41Just curious, why did you say that stuff about me?
00:22:45Well, you told me to find something special about the person I was flirting with.
00:22:50And you went with, I smell nice?
00:22:54What's wrong with that?
00:22:57How do you want to smell? A pair of sweaty old socks?
00:23:01Hockey players are tough, okay? We don't smell nice.
00:23:05Hey.
00:23:08Relax. You are still a beast on the ice.
00:23:12I won't let your secret get out.
00:23:16Nobody gives me shit the way you do.
00:23:19I like it.
00:23:21Thanks.
00:23:23Did you happen to make a list of everyone who has access to your bank account?
00:23:27Yeah.
00:23:27I asked.
00:23:28It's around here somewhere.
00:23:48Torn's helping Troy check the money?
00:23:50She works out I sent it.
00:23:52They'll know I'm setting up Troy to look like a match fixer.
00:23:54She's gonna fuck everything up!
00:24:01I've got to do something to keep him away from Dora.
00:24:08What's up with you and Dora?
00:24:12What's it to you?
00:24:13She's an old friend.
00:24:14Just making sure you don't take advantage of her.
00:24:17Huh?
00:24:18Well, sounds like you're a little bit jealous to me.
00:24:21Of Dora?
00:24:23Hardly.
00:24:24She's like our team mascot.
00:24:26Perfect.
00:24:28Then I guess you shouldn't have a problem with me dating her.
00:24:39I wonder if Troy will like this.
00:24:43I don't care what Troy thinks.
00:24:44This is about Leo, stupid.
00:24:53Going somewhere, Geek Girl?
00:24:59I've got a date with Troy.
00:25:08Is that seriously what you're wearing on a date with the captain of the ice hockey team?
00:25:12Where are you going?
00:25:13The library?
00:25:18I obviously did something to offend you.
00:25:20Everything about you offends me, Geek.
00:25:22Like, the way you creep around campus sucking up to all the hot guys by becoming their pathetic little slave.
00:25:29I mean, do you have any self-respect?
00:25:34Geek Girl.
00:25:36Well, not until I help you out a little.
00:25:38I mean, if you're trying to get laid, you're going about it all wrong.
00:25:42And these have definitely gotta go.
00:25:50And this foot again?
00:25:52So gross.
00:25:54Stop!
00:25:55And you gotta bait the hook with nothing.
00:26:01Help!
00:26:02Help!
00:26:03Help!
00:26:03Help!
00:26:08You gotta fight back.
00:26:09Like with a shark.
00:26:10You gotta punch her in the nose.
00:26:33Sorry I'm late.
00:26:34Yeah, you should be.
00:26:35It's not really good for my reputation to be seen waiting for a girl.
00:26:39I know.
00:26:40Also, I looked it up on ChatGPT last night and said fifth base is innovative sexual intimacy.
00:26:50It's the vibe.
00:26:53But, like, like one T or two T.
00:27:04I'm just going to stick to fourth base then.
00:27:12There's a crazy little bitch that I've got her arrest with you on the stalking.
00:27:17Are you Nora Miller?
00:27:19Nora Miller, you're under arrest.
00:27:21You're aggravating the toll.
00:27:26Whoa, whoa, whoa, hang on a second.
00:27:28Can we just talk about this?
00:27:30This young lady reported an assault and it needs to be investigated.
00:27:33No, no, she's the one who assaulted me.
00:27:35Wait, they opened my shirt up to pictures.
00:27:40I've seen you at the rink, yeah?
00:27:42Yeah, I don't miss a game.
00:27:43You guys are crushing it this year.
00:27:44Let's go, thanks.
00:27:45Yeah, but you see, Dora here, she's the team's assistant.
00:27:47She's one of the main reasons we look as good as we do on the ice.
00:27:50Yeah?
00:27:51No.
00:27:52This is bullshit.
00:27:53This is not happening.
00:27:55Oh, really?
00:27:56Why don't you hand over your phone and we'll see if you have pictures of Dora in her underwear?
00:28:04That's what I thought.
00:28:06Sorry for this misunderstanding.
00:28:11Nice to meet you.
00:28:12Nice to meet you, too.
00:28:13See you in the next game?
00:28:14You will, go team.
00:28:22Lay hands on Dora again, and you'll be dealing with me.
00:28:25Got it?
00:28:38You can't believe I recognized him from the rink.
00:28:40No, I've never seen him before in my life.
00:28:43That was bullshit.
00:28:44It worked, didn't it?
00:28:46Unbelievable.
00:28:48You know, what's unbelievable is you punching Mindy in the face.
00:28:51I mean, you weren't supposed to take my advice literally.
00:28:53I don't know what happened, okay?
00:28:55Just one moment, she was monitoring me, and then the next, my fist was just in her face.
00:29:00Yeah, I wish I would have been there, slugger.
00:29:03What is love anymore?
00:29:05Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
00:29:10oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
00:29:13oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:29:14Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
00:29:14oh.
00:29:23You're calling the cops or you can stay with me tonight.
00:29:34I'll change my sheets, and you can sleep in my bed tonight.
00:29:39I'll take the floor.
00:29:46I had no idea Troy was such a good person. He feels so good. Oh no! Am I hot for
00:29:52Troy?
00:30:00Do you have something I could change into?
00:30:03Yeah, of course.
00:30:21So sorry, I did not realize.
00:30:24Relax, Dora. You've seen worse in the locker rooms after a freaking game.
00:30:29Yeah, but that's... that's different.
00:30:32You can look now.
00:30:34You're still shirtless.
00:30:36That's how I sleep.
00:30:38But if you think you won't be able to control yourself...
00:30:41Dream on.
00:30:46It's a faithless road I'm on.
00:30:49It's a faithless road I'm on.
00:30:50Thanks.
00:30:51I need you, baby.
00:30:55Cause it's been darkness all along.
00:31:00I need you, baby.
00:31:05I need you, baby.
00:31:18I need you.
00:31:19You can share the bed if you want.
00:31:26I trust you.
00:31:28A lot of people say you shouldn't.
00:31:30I need you, baby.
00:31:31You can do.
00:31:32You're a gentleman.
00:31:33I'm sorry.
00:31:34Hey, you're gonna ruin my reputation if you go around saying stuff like that.
00:31:39Are you sure?
00:31:40I need you, baby.
00:31:41We can put a pillow in between us.
00:31:44It's a faithless road I'm on.
00:31:46We might need a thicker child.
00:31:47Come on.
00:31:48I need you, baby.
00:31:52I need you, baby.
00:31:54Cause it's been darkness all along.
00:31:58I need you, baby.
00:32:16I need you, baby.
00:32:16What happened to the pillow?
00:32:18Someone threw it on the floor.
00:32:20It wasn't me.
00:32:22Why would I do that?
00:32:24I don't know.
00:32:26Baby, does he want me to do this?
00:32:28Wake me up when it's sin over
00:32:34Take my heart, whip over your head
00:32:39I've been spending all my days just trying to find a way
00:32:52You know, Leah's the one I want
00:32:55You're the one who said you wanted help with Fifth Base
00:32:59I guess you're not ready for those lessons yet
00:33:01Right, yeah, sorry for freaking out
00:33:05I just think maybe we should concentrate on, you know, fashion
00:33:10Since the dance is tomorrow night
00:33:12Yeah, I actually need to call my cousin about that
00:33:16Yeah, since you're better at taking off dresses and putting them on
00:33:21Okay, I have an American history exam I gotta get to
00:33:25So, I'm gonna go
00:33:29Hey, what's up?
00:33:33What's up, dude?
00:33:36So, your daughter punched Indy
00:33:38It's an hinged man
00:33:40Trust me, dude
00:33:43Mindy deserved it
00:33:45You gotta kick her to the curb, bro
00:33:49Why are you so down on Dora?
00:33:51Isn't she your friend?
00:33:53Of course she is, but we have the most important game of the year coming up
00:33:56And you need to be more focused
00:33:59I'm focused
00:33:59Okay, don't worry about me
00:34:01It doesn't look it
00:34:02When you should be worrying about impressing all the pro scouts coming
00:34:05You're running around with Dora all the time
00:34:12Leo, hey
00:34:15I'm gonna wash this
00:34:17Get it back to you
00:34:20Mindy trashed Dora's room so she stayed here last night
00:34:24Wow
00:34:26Are you that desperate to get laid?
00:34:33Wow
00:34:40Stop it, stop
00:34:42Hey, look
00:34:43Troy is just a friend
00:34:47It's nice to know what you really think of me
00:34:49I'm just looking out for you
00:34:50Troy's the biggest player on campus
00:34:51And you're a virgin
00:34:54Just didn't want you to get hurt
00:34:57Thanks, man
00:35:00Okay
00:35:01There's nothing happening between us
00:35:04Don't say that more than you
00:35:06Thanks, buddy
00:35:07Great chat
00:35:09Go team
00:35:17Excuse me
00:35:22The boss wants an update
00:35:28Hey, Big Mike
00:35:29How's it hanging?
00:35:32Right
00:35:33An update
00:35:34So
00:35:35Everything's set to where
00:35:36We lose the big match
00:35:37It's got
00:35:38Troy's trying to figure where the money comes from
00:35:44Then you better make sure
00:35:45That's
00:35:45Just not happening
00:35:55Hey
00:35:55Just about to call you
00:35:56So I tracked the money to an offshore account
00:35:58And then I traced it to a local bank
00:36:00You got a name yet?
00:36:01Not yet
00:36:02But I will
00:36:04How'd your exam go?
00:36:07Aced it
00:36:07As usual
00:36:09Nerd
00:36:11That's good
00:36:11Now you can focus on this
00:36:17Renato and Lydia
00:36:18My cousins
00:36:19They're going to do that whole fairy godmother thing with you
00:36:26Hi
00:36:27You ready for this?
00:36:29I think so
00:36:31She's ready
00:36:33Then buckle up, girl
00:36:34We're about to rock your world
00:36:41I don't do makeover montages so I'm out of here
00:36:43But the car will pick you up at six
00:36:46Be ready
00:36:47You got me a car?
00:36:49Gotta make an entrance
00:36:52Come on
00:36:53Bye
00:36:57We don't want to get ahead of us
00:36:59This is my favorite part
00:37:01Oh no
00:37:03Burn
00:37:04Trash
00:37:05Honey
00:37:06Is this from middle school?
00:37:07I think that's it
00:37:08We're not going to do that again
00:37:09The 2014 Gap sweater
00:37:12Going
00:37:19Cinderella's ready for the ball
00:37:20I did it again
00:37:21We did it
00:37:22Oh
00:37:23We
00:37:35What if everyone laughs at me?
00:37:36What if this was all a terrible mistake?
00:37:39Maybe I'd be better off dying a virgin
00:37:46Damn
00:37:47Who's this hot potty?
00:37:49I want to push all the limits with you
00:37:52What are you doing now?
00:37:55Oh my god
00:37:55Is that virgin Dora?
00:37:57Is he?
00:38:14I count this for you
00:38:15I don't think I'd like to try hard
00:38:22You look beautiful
00:38:24I wonder what Leah is thinking
00:38:26Probably what every other straight guy in the zip code is thinking
00:38:29Who's that incredibly hot chick?
00:38:38Could this get any sadder?
00:38:40I wonder what homeless person she stole that dress from
00:38:44She looks amazing
00:38:49That little nerd thinks she can have everything
00:38:53May I have this dance?
00:38:56Sorry you don't dance for your feet
00:38:58I can handle it
00:39:00Follow my way
00:39:00You gotcha
00:39:05He's so strong
00:39:07I feel so safe in his arms
00:39:09And he really does smell good
00:39:14What am I doing?
00:39:15I'm supposed to be here for Leo
00:39:17I can't fall for Troy
00:39:20Never leave
00:39:21Never leave
00:39:21Never leave
00:39:21Never leave
00:39:29You can't seriously want that
00:39:31You can put lipstick on a pig
00:39:33But it's still a pig
00:39:36Once a nerd
00:39:37Always a nerd
00:39:39Shut up, Mindy
00:39:43Can I cut in?
00:39:45Yeah
00:39:51Don't be a dick
00:39:55I can't believe you've been hiding all this hotness from me
00:39:57For all these years
00:39:58It's just me
00:40:00And then he fell to makeup and hairspray
00:40:02Still the same old Dora
00:40:04Yeah, but I've been busy with Troy this whole time
00:40:07I feel like I haven't seen you
00:40:09I didn't realize you liked him to night with me
00:40:11Yeah, well
00:40:12When you haven't been around as much
00:40:13It's given me a chance to miss you
00:40:16Really?
00:40:20Would you go to dinner with me tomorrow night?
00:40:23Yeah
00:40:24Just go grab a burger
00:40:25Or something
00:40:27No
00:40:28Like a proper dinner
00:40:30Like a date
00:40:35He's never going to appreciate her the way I do
00:40:37This is fucking killing me
00:40:39I shouldn't be thinking about Troy all the time like this
00:40:41Leo is the one I want
00:40:46Leo just asked
00:40:47Then you're on a date
00:40:49How do you do?
00:40:50I can relax
00:40:54I'd love to go on a date with you
00:40:56Or something sexy
00:40:57Because we're going fancy
00:40:59Cool
00:41:00Yeah, I'll try
00:41:02I know she's got Leo and Troy after her
00:41:05What is this, opposites day?
00:41:07What is going on?
00:41:08Do you look really pretty tonight, Mindy?
00:41:10She's hotter than Dora
00:41:11Stop sucking up
00:41:13And help me come up with a plan for payback
00:41:18These could work
00:41:19These could work
00:41:19All you need is ten seconds
00:41:26Perfect
00:41:28And I won't ask you why you're carrying loxatives around
00:41:37I'm going to use the restroom
00:41:39I'm going to use the restroom
00:41:46Ten seconds after drinking this spiked drink
00:41:50Dora the boar is getting to know she's messed with the wrong person
00:41:55Dora, hi!
00:41:57Have you tried this drink?
00:41:58It's so good
00:42:01That's okay, Mindy
00:42:02Good
00:42:04Dora, I'm trying to make amends
00:42:06Don't you want to be my friend?
00:42:19Actually, I think I'm okay
00:42:19Yeah
00:42:32How'd you know I was thirsty?
00:42:33Thanks, Mindy
00:42:35Actually, that drink is for me
00:42:38I dropped the red cherry in the spiked drink
00:42:43Cheers
00:42:56Everyone, did I have your attention over here, please?
00:42:59Ladies and gentlemen, you are about to witness a once-in-a-lifetime spectacle
00:43:04Dora the boar is about to make an unforgettable announcement
00:43:09Not with her mouth, but with her
00:43:11Well, six
00:43:13Five, four, six
00:43:15Come on, a little closer, trust me
00:43:16You will not regret what you're about to witness
00:43:18Three, two, one
00:43:26Oh, no
00:43:28Oh, no, no, no
00:43:29This is not happening
00:43:34Oh
00:43:34Keep
00:43:37Don't touch
00:43:38Me
00:43:40Well, what's
00:43:41what's going on?
00:43:44This is just a dream
00:43:46Wake up
00:43:49Oh my god
00:43:52Yo, Mindy just shit her pants!
00:43:55Mindy got falling.
00:43:59Mindy got falling.
00:44:00Mindy got falling.
00:44:02That's right. On your knees.
00:44:05Shut up!
00:44:07Put that down.
00:44:09Stop filming me!
00:44:17Thank you for saving me.
00:44:20How'd you know she was gonna do that?
00:44:22I was watching her.
00:44:24I knew she couldn't handle how good you looked.
00:44:28How'd things go, Leo?
00:44:31Great. We're going on a date.
00:44:33That's all thanks to you!
00:44:41Thanks, guys. I appreciate you.
00:44:43I'll pay you back, ASAP.
00:44:45Yeah.
00:44:50That Dora.
00:44:51You know, I was at a party.
00:44:53Yeah, bullshit.
00:44:54And don't send her any dick pics.
00:44:56Too late.
00:44:57But hey, she sent her first.
00:45:00Look.
00:45:01I know you got a crush on her, but...
00:45:03I saw her first, right?
00:45:04Dude, she's not a piece of property.
00:45:08She's a good person.
00:45:11Yeah, she's special.
00:45:13Yeah.
00:45:14So don't jerk her around.
00:45:16Look, dude.
00:45:17Don't tell me how to live my life, alright?
00:45:19Head's in the game.
00:45:20This is it.
00:45:21Talent scouts. Contracts.
00:45:23Big money. Big future.
00:45:25Big future.
00:45:30I gotta go.
00:45:36Mr. Constantine.
00:45:39You said you'd fix this by today.
00:45:42Yes.
00:45:43I am.
00:45:45I'm fixing it.
00:45:46You're getting me seen here.
00:45:50Hey, what the fuck?
00:45:51Relax.
00:45:53You'll still be able to play.
00:46:07Next time you won't be able to play.
00:46:09And after that...
00:46:11Game over.
00:46:25Hey!
00:46:26Right on time.
00:46:27So, should I go for more of a smokey eye?
00:46:30Or, like, a peach blossom?
00:46:32I know.
00:46:33Who is Leo's favorite member of Blackpink?
00:46:35What?
00:46:36I'm just joking.
00:46:38No, but...
00:46:39I think we do need to skip to the tactics portion of your secret sex manual.
00:46:45Yeah.
00:46:49We're a big date with him.
00:46:51I don't know.
00:46:52All that much, to be honest.
00:46:54Come on. You're the expert.
00:46:56You tell me.
00:46:57Just wing it, Dora.
00:46:58Okay?
00:46:58Everybody just wings it.
00:47:00What's wrong with you?
00:47:01Wait, come on.
00:47:02I've got a buddy who's gonna hack the bank for you.
00:47:04Alright, so come on.
00:47:05Pay up.
00:47:06Wait, really?
00:47:07When am I gonna know who's dumping all the money on me?
00:47:09Soon.
00:47:11If you keep your pharmacist.
00:47:13Alright.
00:47:14Okay, fine.
00:47:15What do you need to know?
00:47:15Apart from the whole K-hole eyes thing or whatever.
00:47:19Well...
00:47:20Which underwear?
00:47:22Black or what?
00:47:24The black ones are a little bit see-through. See?
00:47:26Yeah, I can see.
00:47:27Yeah.
00:47:27You don't need to hand them to me.
00:47:28And you're handing them to me.
00:47:30Oh, shit.
00:47:30I'm getting hard.
00:47:31Dude, not in front of her.
00:47:32Fuck!
00:47:34Um, yeah, these feel too soft.
00:47:37You might not want to take them off.
00:47:39Okay.
00:47:39So, the other ones?
00:47:40Yeah.
00:47:41Okay.
00:47:44So...
00:47:44Up until this point, my life has been a sex-negative...
00:47:47A kiss-negative, too.
00:47:49Actually, I've never kissed anyone.
00:47:53So...
00:47:53Could you show me?
00:48:02Alright.
00:48:04You asked for it.
00:48:09If I wanted to kiss you, the first thing I do is get you close.
00:48:15Maybe...
00:48:16Offer you my jacket.
00:48:20And then use that as an excuse to keep you close.
00:48:25And then look into your eyes.
00:48:38That way you'd be ready for my kiss.
00:48:39Baby, don't you, baby, don't you wait on me.
00:48:44Baby, don't you wait on me.
00:48:45Baby, don't you wait on me.
00:48:48Baby, don't you wait on me.
00:48:52Yeah.
00:48:56That's what the term does.
00:48:59Gross.
00:49:00Yeah.
00:49:00I don't know.
00:49:01I don't know...
00:49:02Oh!
00:49:03Ooooooh!
00:49:05Oh!
00:49:06Step by step!
00:49:09Down!
00:49:13Left Schweiz on!
00:49:15Look!
00:49:16Down!
00:49:19Left85!
00:49:21Backading Saul!
00:49:26Look!
00:49:28Down!
00:49:38Did I do something wrong?
00:49:41Please, tell me.
00:49:44Because you love Leo, not me.
00:49:51You're cool.
00:49:52Okay, there's nothing else I can really tell you.
00:49:55That's like the launch pad right there.
00:49:59I feel like you're going to ghost me for being weird.
00:50:03Sorry.
00:50:05I don't know if that sounds meaty, I just feel exposed.
00:50:11Me too.
00:50:12Sorry?
00:50:14You feel exposed because you're sensitive and you care.
00:50:17And everyone else is a player.
00:50:19They're the ones who are shit, not you.
00:50:21I'm sorry, Dora.
00:50:23I got stuff to do.
00:50:27Tell me, why him?
00:50:29Why Leo?
00:50:31Really?
00:50:32I thought you were friends.
00:50:34Yeah, we're good on the ice together.
00:50:35But he's only ever treated you like a gopher.
00:50:40I don't know.
00:50:41I mean, growing up, you always just had to get married.
00:50:44His mom left him and his brothers.
00:50:46And I just kind of wanted to save him.
00:50:51So I guess that kind of mixed in with crushing on him for ten years.
00:50:57So, you know him better than I do, right?
00:51:00And you're just going to hand him your V-card.
00:51:04You lose how I imagine my future.
00:51:08Why?
00:51:10Who did you lose it to?
00:51:11Some good-looking bitchy girl like Mindy?
00:51:12Yeah, hot bitchy chicks.
00:51:14Okay, but at least I knew where I was heading with them.
00:51:17Okay, I wasn't crashing into some white-fence fantasy with a complete dickhead.
00:51:20What?
00:51:22Hey, you don't get to judge me.
00:51:38Hey, Troy.
00:51:40Is this okay?
00:51:44Hi, if I blow it up his phone.
00:51:48He doesn't care what I look like.
00:51:49This is all for Leo.
00:51:55Seriously, who cares?
00:51:56She'll work it out.
00:51:57He'll bang her and burn her and she'll move on.
00:51:59Lesson learned.
00:52:03Fuck, I hate that she's giving herself to him.
00:52:05That narcissist would just hurt her.
00:52:07Your love just makes me jealous.
00:52:10Look.
00:52:18How's your hand?
00:52:20I just heard a punch in the bag.
00:52:21It's all right, though.
00:52:22I'm good.
00:52:23Still on track to be the Wayne Gretzky of our generation.
00:52:25Have you seen me play?
00:52:27I have.
00:52:28You know, that's what I like about you.
00:52:30What did you think about that overtime shot last week?
00:52:33How was I?
00:52:34I mean, it was great.
00:52:35You know, honestly, I'm thinking about expanding my involvement with the team next year.
00:52:38Right, and next year's going to be even bigger for me.
00:52:41You know, I'm looking like a first draft pick already.
00:52:43Everybody's going to be like, Leo, Leo.
00:52:46Okay.
00:52:46Yeah, I'm really excited.
00:52:48Why did I upset Troy?
00:52:50He's been so nice.
00:52:52He's just asking me a question.
00:52:54He's the one guy who gets my jokes.
00:52:57I mean, they should make a wine after me.
00:52:59The Leo Constantine.
00:53:01Oh.
00:53:02Leo's still talking about himself.
00:53:05Everything's great.
00:53:07And that's why we should fuck.
00:53:10What?
00:53:12Yeah, there's something I should tell you about us.
00:53:20You were right.
00:53:21I know.
00:53:22So, your room or mine?
00:53:24No.
00:53:25We're better off as friends.
00:53:29Hmm.
00:53:31No, we should fuck.
00:53:34Look, I actually think I have feelings for someone else.
00:53:39Let me guess.
00:53:40Troy?
00:53:41I haven't really talked with the other person yet, so I can't really say.
00:53:44It's cool.
00:53:45I know it's Troy.
00:53:48Dora.
00:53:51I'm really attracted to you.
00:53:52And I don't know if you remember, but as kids, we used to joke around about getting married.
00:53:58It just feels like there's something, you know, between you and I.
00:54:03Why did you just walk away with the hockey puck?
00:54:05You're cleaning the face.
00:54:17Did I?
00:54:18Yeah.
00:54:18I mean, maybe it's just because of the way we, you know, grew up.
00:54:22You're one of us, like one of the boys, you know, and I don't know.
00:54:25It just felt like that made something special between us, right?
00:54:34Oh, this isn't going to work.
00:54:37Tora.
00:54:39I'm the hottest guy on the team.
00:54:42I'm really flattered.
00:54:43I am.
00:54:44You are the hottest.
00:54:45But.
00:54:47Maybe I'll find someone else.
00:54:49This is going to leave a scar.
00:54:53Don't even leave a bruise.
00:55:14Where's your nerdy little bookworm shadow?
00:55:17Who?
00:55:18Really?
00:55:20Borer?
00:55:21Dora the Borer?
00:55:23She's on a date.
00:55:25With Leo.
00:55:27No way.
00:55:31Actually, I don't care.
00:55:33We're not exclusive.
00:55:36What about you?
00:55:37Are you upset that she's with him?
00:55:39Are you jealous?
00:55:41She's free to make her own choices.
00:55:45Well, I'm sorry if she hurt you.
00:55:48I am.
00:55:50I am.
00:55:53Remember what I said to you when we first met at that sophomore swim meet?
00:55:58Wow.
00:56:01Is that a bike seat in your speedo?
00:56:03Or are you just looking for a ride?
00:56:08You know, we could go for a ride now, if you want.
00:56:14You know, for old time's sake.
00:56:17No thanks.
00:56:20But I...
00:56:21Maybe he'll be worrying to you.
00:56:27I'm...
00:56:33I'm also...
00:56:40I'm...
00:56:42You...
00:56:42Evet.
00:56:43I'm...
00:56:43Yeah, yes.
00:56:45I'm...
00:56:45I'm...
00:56:45I'm...
00:56:50I'm like, okay.
00:56:51So...
00:56:51I'm...
00:56:51I'm...
00:56:51I'm like, okay.
00:56:51I'm...
00:56:51I'm like, okay.
00:56:51I'm like, okay.
00:56:51I'm like, okay.
00:56:53Maybe I'm...
00:57:05Oh yeah, that's definitely a bruise.
00:57:21You're going in the penalty box.
00:57:26It's not too late, Dickhead.
00:57:34You okay?
00:57:41You okay?
00:57:42Shit, run.
00:57:44Go, go, go, go, go!
00:57:45Keep going, he'll come!
00:57:57Oh my God.
00:57:59You okay?
00:58:00Oh yeah, that guy was trying to kill me.
00:58:02Why?
00:58:09You okay?
00:58:10You hurt?
00:58:10Fine, I'm fine.
00:58:11Oh, you're hurt.
00:58:13Did he stab you?
00:58:14Take off your shirt.
00:58:24You must have got a cut from the guy's ring.
00:58:26Uh, first aid.
00:58:29It's under the table.
00:58:29Okay.
00:58:31It's...
00:58:32Yes!
00:58:43I'm so lucky you were there.
00:58:48Why were you there?
00:58:52I was just going to hit the bars.
00:58:54Why were you in the alley?
00:58:55Where's Leo?
00:58:57I called off my date.
00:59:00I thought he was number one.
00:59:03Actually, I'm starting to think he's more like number twos.
00:59:06Yeah, he is for letting you walk home alone like that.
00:59:13You need to tell the cops that you were assaulted.
00:59:15I love you.
00:59:17I love you.
00:59:28Yeah.
00:59:29Troy, I released something important last night.
00:59:32What?
00:59:38Leo is not the one for me.
00:59:41Yeah.
00:59:42Finally.
00:59:43Who is the right person?
00:59:53Stupid.
00:59:55I should have known you don't feel the same way.
00:59:57How do you know I don't?
01:00:00Because you didn't say anything.
01:00:03Because you said all those times that Leo is your future.
01:00:06You love him.
01:00:08I love him.
01:00:11And why did I leave the restaurant?
01:00:18Flat twist.
01:00:23Are you sure?
01:00:25Yes.
01:00:29I went to the restaurant because I couldn't handle the idea of you and Leo being together.
01:00:35And then I saw you holding hands.
01:00:40You went to the restaurant?
01:00:42Yeah.
01:00:43For the ribs.
01:00:49One.
01:00:50One.
01:01:02One.
01:01:09One.
01:01:10Sure.
01:01:59Was it alright?
01:02:01It was amazing.
01:02:04How was it for you?
01:02:07My ribs don't hurt anymore.
01:02:08It was really...
01:02:11Really?
01:02:13The best.
01:02:29Good morning.
01:02:32Good morning.
01:02:34Is it good?
01:02:35Best I've ever slept.
01:02:38Alright, so what do we do, Joe?
01:02:40Do we, uh...
01:02:42Didn't like this ever happened?
01:02:43Do we do it again?
01:02:46What do the experts say?
01:02:49The experts eat breakfast.
01:02:53I'll go get changed.
01:02:55I'll meet you at the cafe at 9.30.
01:02:59Okay, then.
01:02:59It's good.
01:03:03I'll see you.
01:03:06I'll let you to the machine.
01:03:07Let's see it a little bit.
01:03:28Well, sure, we can do it again.
01:03:36What, like, practice?
01:03:44I can't believe last night really happened, and with the right person.
01:03:54Gora, Vigdi, look, I know we're never going to be friends, but I also really don't like
01:04:00when people do shitty things.
01:04:03What are you talking about?
01:04:04I know you've been spending a lot of time with Troy.
01:04:08You may even have a little crush on him.
01:04:10Which is fine, but Haley overheard him hanging out at the gym talking about you.
01:04:21And I know you're not going to believe me, so I thought it would be best if you heard
01:04:24it for yourself.
01:04:29In bed, these needy virgins will do anything.
01:04:32She's a bit fat, but, you know, fat brings the flavor, right?
01:04:35And Dora's like so grateful.
01:04:38Throw the dog a bone, eh?
01:04:46You need me to cry in peace.
01:04:48Oh, someone should really be with you when you're so upset.
01:04:56How do you find the time between laughing at how I look and then talking behind my back?
01:05:04Troy would never say that.
01:05:06Leo, right?
01:05:07What, is it AI?
01:05:10No.
01:05:11It's real.
01:05:13And you are the dumbest bitch on this campus if you don't take a warning from someone who
01:05:17was trying to help.
01:05:18You are the crappiest bully if you think I'm going to believe that.
01:05:22I'm going to tell you this now because I don't think you're going to figure it out yourself.
01:05:26But hurting me is not going to bring back whoever left you.
01:05:35Please don't let that tape be real.
01:05:47He's not coming.
01:05:49That tape was real.
01:05:59Come here, you piece of shit.
01:06:03Yell all you want, Mr. Ace.
01:06:07No one will ever find you.
01:06:14Who are you?
01:06:18What do you want?
01:06:20Shut up and listen.
01:06:22We're going to play carrot.
01:06:24Then stick.
01:06:25But carrot is, you're going to be a TV star.
01:06:29Take this bag off my head.
01:06:31Now there's a bunch of money in your account.
01:06:33You took that money to throw the game.
01:06:37You're bookies?
01:06:38Is that all this is?
01:06:40You're going to say on camera that you made a big mistake.
01:06:45You have a gambling problem.
01:06:48But you're seeking help.
01:06:50Rehabbing God.
01:06:51Hoping for a healing miracle.
01:06:55I'll never do it.
01:06:58I'm glad you said it.
01:06:59Now here is the stick.
01:07:10No.
01:07:12You will say a few words on camera and quit the team.
01:07:15And Dora gets the keeper for greatness.
01:07:27This is a KGB-issued spy gun.
01:07:31It fires one bullet.
01:07:36If you don't want said bullet in your girlfriend's skull, then do as I command.
01:07:45All right, I'll do it.
01:08:04Hey.
01:08:05It's me again.
01:08:07Just want to make sure you're okay.
01:08:09We're okay.
01:08:12Polly.
01:08:24Lip cream is always the answer.
01:08:27You've abandoned me too.
01:08:30Bye.
01:08:32Back to the store.
01:08:36I cannot believe this.
01:08:38I know, right?
01:08:43What's going on?
01:08:45It's unreal.
01:08:48It's Troy.
01:08:49I've been busted match-fixing.
01:08:51Coach, I'm really sorry.
01:08:53And to my teammates, and to the whole campus.
01:08:56I screwed up, and I'm prepared to accept whatever's coming.
01:09:15Where have you been?
01:09:16I have been calling, and calling.
01:09:20We should talk.
01:09:21Yes, yes we should.
01:09:23Someone is distributing fake AI confessions of you.
01:09:25Mindy just tried to fake me out with one, too.
01:09:27I think it's the same people behind the bank.
01:09:29It's not AI.
01:09:31Okay, it's real.
01:09:33It's me.
01:09:35What?
01:09:36It was all me.
01:09:39You took a bribe?
01:09:42Yeah.
01:09:46Why would you say that?
01:09:49I mean, why would you have me look into it for you?
01:09:52I was setting up an alibi.
01:09:55But I got caught.
01:09:57By whom?
01:09:58The authorities.
01:10:00Who exactly?
01:10:03Look, this doesn't involve you, okay?
01:10:06Just back off.
01:10:07Oh, no, no.
01:10:08Something else is going on here.
01:10:10For fuck's sake, Tori.
01:10:12Don't you get it?
01:10:13I was using you.
01:10:14Thank you for making it so easy for me.
01:10:18Especially last night.
01:10:24You don't mean that.
01:10:26Tori, just tell me which authorities.
01:10:27I will talk to them.
01:10:29It doesn't matter.
01:10:31Okay, it's too late.
01:10:32Tori, please.
01:10:33God, for fuck's sake.
01:10:35What don't you understand?
01:10:36You're just a dorky, plain Jane little nerd.
01:10:40I'm the captain of the hockey team,
01:10:41and you're a little ex-virgin.
01:10:43You're always dumping your feelings on me.
01:10:46It's not worth the hassle.
01:10:54I'm sorry, Dora.
01:10:55But it's the only way to keep you safe.
01:11:02I shouldn't know.
01:11:03Of course someone like Troy wouldn't want to be with me.
01:11:29I don't believe any of those moments with him.
01:11:32He's a hockey player, not an actor.
01:11:36Something else is coming in.
01:11:38Something that we need to push away.
01:12:07Oh my god.
01:12:08It's a camera.
01:12:17Hey, hey.
01:12:18What program did you use to pick Troy's voice?
01:12:21Tell me.
01:12:22Go away, boy.
01:12:23Screw you.
01:12:25Just send me a link.
01:12:27No.
01:12:28It was real.
01:12:30No.
01:12:30I'll punch you again.
01:12:44I just need one minute in his room to put my plan into motion.
01:12:51Who is it?
01:12:53Hey, it's Dora.
01:12:54Sorry, I thought you'd be at hockey.
01:12:59You got kicked off the team, remember?
01:13:01Of course he did.
01:13:02You idiot.
01:13:04I'm just looking for my hair clips.
01:13:10They're not here.
01:13:13You shouldn't be here, Dora.
01:13:14I don't want you here.
01:13:16It's all right.
01:13:17I made a pact with myself.
01:13:18If my hair clips aren't in there, I'll just...
01:13:20I'll just go.
01:13:24They're not here.
01:13:27Okay.
01:14:04Wait, Troy.
01:14:04Before you go, I have information about the money in your bank account.
01:14:12You found out who put it there?
01:14:15Yeah.
01:14:15Yeah, my friend.
01:14:16She has a name.
01:14:17So we can take this evidence to the cops?
01:14:20Yes.
01:14:21Meet me in the library at 1.
01:14:22I'll have all the information left.
01:14:36Why can't you take Dye for an answer, Dora?
01:14:39You're ruining everything.
01:14:49Oh, good to see you there.
01:14:51I thought you were a book.
01:14:52Oh, that's probably because you can't read.
01:14:54Yes, she can.
01:14:56Right?
01:14:58Mindy, I really don't have time for this.
01:15:01Because you're too busy being alone.
01:15:03Yeah.
01:15:06You are exhausting.
01:15:08All right, just do me a favor.
01:15:10Get some real friends.
01:15:11Get some therapy, please.
01:15:13Before you end up being the one who is all left alone.
01:15:21Leo!
01:15:22Hi!
01:15:23You're just in time to watch me destroy war.
01:15:27Get lost.
01:15:28Dora, we need to talk.
01:15:32What?
01:15:34Apologize to me.
01:15:36No.
01:15:43Get lost.
01:15:55Leo, right now is really not a good time.
01:15:57Okay, I'm expecting someone.
01:15:58I know.
01:16:00I talked to Troy about the situation.
01:16:02He's talking with the coach right now, okay?
01:16:04He sent me here to talk with you.
01:16:06Who transferred the money into his account?
01:16:09Troy wouldn't tell you that.
01:16:14It was you.
01:16:16You were the one that hit the camera.
01:16:17You were the one who set up Floyd.
01:16:18Keep your voice down.
01:16:22Set up Floyd?
01:16:22Keep your voice down.
01:16:24Why would you do that?
01:16:26He's your friend.
01:16:28I mean, the team needs him.
01:16:29They're going to lose without him.
01:16:30That's the point.
01:16:31I owe a lot of money to some seriously dangerous people.
01:16:37That's how I want you to pay it off.
01:16:41By losing?
01:16:42Duh.
01:16:43The bets are in.
01:16:45There's no way they're going to win now.
01:16:47Unless you screw it up.
01:16:49What about Troy's future?
01:16:51He'll never go pro.
01:16:52This could follow him around for the rest of his life.
01:16:55That's the free market, baby.
01:16:57And now I'm free.
01:16:59Phil, I'm going to the cops.
01:17:02You're not going anywhere, moron.
01:17:07You wouldn't hurt me.
01:17:08Of course not.
01:17:10Big Mike?
01:17:10I'm surprised you even got out of the alley.
01:17:14You organized that?
01:17:16Well, Big Mike contributed to the idea, and he is a hitman.
01:17:20Hitmen hit people.
01:17:22You're a monster.
01:17:23Me?
01:17:24He's the hitman.
01:17:26Why'd you have to stick your nerdy nose in my business in the first place?
01:17:29We are in public space, you idiot.
01:17:33If you don't come with me right now, be quiet.
01:17:37I'll make sure Big Mike finishes what he's stuck on Troy.
01:17:41Okay.
01:17:43Come.
01:17:44Let's go.
01:17:47Okay.
01:17:52Let's go.
01:17:58I know it wasn't you.
01:18:00I found a way to reveal who set you up.
01:18:02I'm meeting them in a library at what.
01:18:03I'm meeting them in a library at what I'm going to tell you about.
01:18:11Oh, fuck.
01:18:12Come on.
01:18:12Pick up, Dora.
01:18:14No.
01:18:22She would never leave this.
01:18:26Have you guys seen Dora?
01:18:28Who?
01:18:30Come on.
01:18:31Stop acting like an insecure bitch for two seconds.
01:18:33She's in danger.
01:18:34Promise?
01:18:37Relax.
01:18:38I saw her leave with Leo like 20 minutes ago.
01:18:41Leo?
01:18:42Why was he with Dora?
01:18:47You gotta kick her to the curb, bro.
01:18:50Thanks, guys.
01:18:51I appreciate you.
01:18:52I'll pay you back yourself.
01:18:57Stop!
01:18:59Holy shit.
01:19:01It's been Leo this whole time.
01:19:08Come on, Mike.
01:19:09Pick up!
01:19:11Leo, this is crazy.
01:19:13We've known each other forever.
01:19:15We can fix this.
01:19:16I...
01:19:16We're in way too deep.
01:19:18Pick up it, Mike.
01:19:21He burned you.
01:19:23Bullshit.
01:19:25The hockey game's coming up.
01:19:27People, if you don't show up, people are...
01:19:29They're going to start asking serious questions.
01:19:32Here's a free lesson for you.
01:19:33And all you dopey fucking girls out there,
01:19:35talking more does not fucking help.
01:19:38Why did you even help, Toy?
01:19:40Want to get laid or something?
01:19:42You made a deal.
01:19:44For what?
01:19:47You're just going to help me get your attention.
01:19:49And then I was going to trace the money.
01:19:52Well...
01:19:53You got my attention now.
01:19:57Yeah.
01:19:59I see why Big Mike likes this.
01:20:03It's actually a turn-on.
01:20:06To feel someone fully under your power.
01:20:09Do you remember what you told me?
01:20:13About losing your virginity?
01:20:16I know I'm a day late, but...
01:20:18Still got a few minutes.
01:20:25Oh!
01:20:26You little bitch!
01:20:30I hope it hurts.
01:20:32You're a little spicy.
01:20:35That's how I like it.
01:20:36I would rather die than let you touch me.
01:20:39We can do both.
01:20:40I'm sure Big Mike wants a slice too, huh?
01:20:42You up for that?
01:20:43I never look up to you.
01:20:46You are not kind, brave, or courageous.
01:20:51Not even a good hockey player.
01:20:53I mean, Troy sets up half your shots.
01:20:56Bullshit.
01:20:58I mean, if Troy was playing the scouts,
01:21:00they wouldn't even take a second look at you.
01:21:01Shut the fuck up.
01:21:03You don't even know what you're talking about.
01:21:04No, it's true.
01:21:05Your entire team knows that Troy carries you.
01:21:08Do you know how much they're going to hate you
01:21:09when they find out they were betrayed?
01:21:11I said shut up!
01:21:12Go on!
01:21:13Do it!
01:21:14Now you're going to be a woman-hitting coward, too!
01:21:16Shut up!
01:21:18Shut up!
01:21:36What the fuck did you do to her?
01:21:38Nothing she didn't deserve.
01:21:41Big Mike gets here.
01:21:42He'll take care of both of you, too.
01:21:43No, Leo, he's not coming.
01:21:46If you hurt us, that is on you.
01:21:50It's okay.
01:21:51It's okay.
01:21:53Stay there.
01:21:54Get back with her.
01:21:55Why, dickhead?
01:21:56What's your plan?
01:21:58I'll tie both of you up.
01:22:00And then I'll lock the door.
01:22:02And do what?
01:22:03Go play?
01:22:05Then I'm going to light a little fire.
01:22:07And then I'll go play.
01:22:10I see you're not so stupid now, huh?
01:22:12Keep it up, Leo.
01:22:13I already called the cops.
01:22:16Yeah, prove it.
01:22:16Let me see.
01:22:20Oh, I'm going to gut you, man.
01:22:21I'm going to get you.
01:22:23Hey, I'm going to gut you!
01:22:24Troy, no.
01:22:26I don't care, Dora.
01:22:27He's not going to hurt you.
01:22:31It's a police!
01:22:46It's a police!
01:22:53Did he hurt you?
01:22:56Hey, you have to hurry.
01:22:59No, it's fine.
01:23:00He's out.
01:23:01I'm going to call the cops right now.
01:23:02We can still make it to the hockey game.
01:23:05It's too late.
01:23:07I'm finished.
01:23:07No one's going to believe anything I say now.
01:23:24Coach.
01:23:27What are you doing?
01:23:28Get out.
01:23:29Get off the premises.
01:23:30Just give me two minutes to explain.
01:23:32You know how much damage you've done?
01:23:34Listen, Troy had nothing to do with the match fixing.
01:23:36It was Leo.
01:23:37He did it to pay off his debts.
01:23:40What?
01:23:41He's a gambler.
01:23:42Okay, getting me off the team squareded away with the people he owes money to.
01:23:46Where is he?
01:23:46I've been calling him for two hours.
01:23:48He's with the police.
01:23:49I have the number if you want to check with him.
01:23:52But you have to let Troy play.
01:23:53I don't have time for these fairy tales.
01:23:55I want you off the premises.
01:23:57The security's going to kick you out.
01:24:00Come on.
01:24:01Let's go.
01:24:02Let's talk about it.
01:24:04I'll give you respect, Coach.
01:24:06You are an idiot.
01:24:07Don't worry.
01:24:08No, no, no.
01:24:09He needs to hear this.
01:24:10Do you know how badly you're going to get trolled
01:24:12when they find out that you lost the biggest game of the season
01:24:14because you wouldn't let your best player play?
01:24:24Let's go.
01:24:48Whatever bitchy thing you are about to say, save it.
01:24:50I am way too happy to waste any time on you.
01:24:54The girls are here to witness me not saying this.
01:24:59But you did good.
01:25:01Troy played and we won.
01:25:05Because of you.
01:25:10I'm big enough to accept that.
01:25:15Also big enough to know that you will always be a girl-bullying bitch.
01:25:22I am.
01:25:24But now it's time for you to thank me.
01:25:26For what?
01:25:27For letting people see you with me when I bully you.
01:25:31It's a special relationship.
01:25:33They're not friends.
01:25:35Just try stopping me.
01:25:46I'm looking everywhere for you.
01:25:52Is there a reason you're still not dressed?
01:25:54I just couldn't wait any longer to see you.
01:25:56You were amazing out there.
01:25:58The scouts, they couldn't keep their eyes off of you.
01:26:02It's crazy.
01:26:03Three of them want me to go see them.
01:26:04And I think Leo's crazy shit is just a fantastic story for the media.
01:26:09All your dreams are coming true.
01:26:13I love them.
01:26:19I'm sure you want to go get pizza with the boys to celebrate.
01:26:26Not pizza.
01:26:29Noodles?
01:26:47It's like it's getting better and better.
01:26:54Because it's you and me.
01:26:57I love you like crazy.
01:27:01And you love me.
01:27:03Right?
01:27:05Yes.
01:27:08You are the adorable.
01:27:11I love you like crazy.
01:27:20Thank you for saving me.
01:27:21You saved me first.
01:27:24I'm really glad you were the one I lost my virginity to.
01:27:28I'm not going to argue with that.
01:27:33You're a really good tutor, you know.
01:27:35I'm glad you think so, because
01:27:38I have another lesson for you.
01:27:40And I think you're really going to like me.
01:27:41I love you.
01:27:48I love you.
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