President Camacho's State of the Union in Idiocracy

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President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho addresses the nation as food shortages and economic collapse push the country to the brink. In Idiocracy, Terry Crews steals the scene as he introduces Joe Bowers as the unlikely solution to America's biggest problems.  #Idiocracy #PresidentCamacho #TerryCrews #JoeBowers #CultClassic

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00:00Listen up. I got a three-point plan to fix everything.

00:06Number one, we got this guy not sure.

00:11Number two, he's got a higher IQ than any man alive.

00:16And number three, he's gonna fix everything.

00:20I give you my word as president.

00:24He'll fix the problems with all the dead crops.

00:26He's gonna make them grow again.

00:28And that ain't all.

00:31I give you my word.

00:34He's gonna fix the dust on the street.

00:39And I give you my word.

00:42He's gonna fix the comedy.

00:47He's so smart.

00:50He's gonna do it all in one week.

00:55President Camacho stood before the world and promised everyone that Joe would solve all their problems.

01:02He would not only end the Dust Bowl and heal the economy, but he would cure acne and car sickness

01:09as well.

01:10And if he didn't, President Camacho made another promise.

01:14He would kick Joe's smart balls all the way up to the roof of his smart mouth.

01:18And then he would throw his brainy ass back in jail.

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