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00:00I swear, I just money would literally fall from the sky right now.
00:13Listen to me, Mae.
00:14If we don't find $1,200 by tomorrow, we'll be living in a cardboard box.
00:18And knowing our luck, it won't even be an Amazon Prime box.
00:20I told you buying that fake Gucci bag was a bad investment.
00:26It's an investment piece, Mae.
00:27It projects wealth.
00:30Which is exactly what you didn't do when you bought this piece of junk.
00:33It was $3.
00:35It looked lonely.
00:37I just wanted to clean it up and maybe put some cheap daisies in it.
00:42I gotta go make back that dollar.
00:52Ouch!
00:53Great!
00:54Now I have Tefanis!
00:55I swear, I just money would literally fall from the sky right now
00:58so we could pay the damn rent.
01:09You kissed a dirty pot and made $50?
01:12Honey, I've kissed worse for a lot less.
01:13Let me try.
01:19Error.
01:19Your lip gloss contains cheap petroleum.
01:22Access denied.
01:23Did that thrift store trash can just fat shame my makeup?
01:25Chloe, we have a possessed teapot.
01:27It talks and it brought us dirty laundromat money.
01:46Oh yeah, Brenda, you're so much better than my wife.
01:49Her me love tastes like sadness.
01:55Look at him.
01:58Trust fun baby.
02:00If we could just pawn his watch, we'd eat sushi instead of...
02:03whatever the spongy substance is.
02:06May, use the pot.
02:08Make him leave us alone.
02:09Or better yet, make him our sugar daddy.
02:19No, the pot is evil.
02:21Every time it grants a wish, it ruins someone's lives.
02:23Teapot.
02:24Just kiss it and tell it to make Chase obey us.
02:27Do it, or I'll tell everyone you still sleep with a nightlight.
02:30I wish Chase would stop acting so high and mighty
02:33and just be obsessed with me like a loyal dog.
02:38See, the battery must be dead.
02:41Okay, folks, brace yourselves.
02:43We're about to spill the chaotic truth.
02:52Just be obsessed with me like a loyal dog.
02:58My queen, your presence makes my heart pant.
03:01Let me prove my devotion.
03:05And the real fun is just beginning.
03:10Make him stop.
03:11He's taking off his Rolex.
03:14Don't interrupt magic, May.
03:15Catch the watch.
03:16Ha ha ha ha, LL.
03:17What a bunch of cluteless humans.
03:19Enjoy your moment of shame.
03:40Just one normal wish.
03:43No stripping.
03:44No divorces.
03:45I just wish for a perfect score on my calculus final tomorrow.
03:48Please.
03:57Okay, your final exam.
03:59The answers are mathematically flawless.
04:00A perfect score.
04:01Oh, thank God.
04:02I studied really hard.
04:03However, your proofs are highly inappropriate.
04:06For instance, question four.
04:07You didn't use the Taylor series.
04:09Instead, you wrote,
04:10Professor, your eyes are two infinite limits,
04:13and my love for you is a function that constantly approaches infinity.
04:18Oh, no.
04:19I got tricked by this teapot again.
04:25And question seven.
04:26Miss May, your eyes are two infinite limits is not a math equation.
04:42It's a new theory?
04:45I am a happily married man, Miss May.
04:47I don't know what kind of twisted game you are playing,
04:50but this is academic harassment.
04:58Correction to public record.
05:00May's heart does not belong to Professor Miller.
05:02May's heart solely belongs to the man in the Spongebob underwear.
05:09Repeating for clarity.
05:11The Spongebob underwear man.
05:18May, did you post a yell review for the local pharmacy saying,
05:24thanks for the discount on extra absorbent pads because my life is a bloody mess?
05:29What?
05:30No, I haven't touched my phone since Tuesday.
05:33You are welcome.
05:34I have successfully integrated into your local network to optimize your pathetic digital footprint.
05:39Also, I have subscribed you to a How to Flirt for Dummies daily newsletter.
05:43You are a teapot.
05:43You brew leaves.
05:44Stop hacking my life.
05:45Alert.
05:45May has been single for 730 days.
05:49Cut.
05:51Her serotonin levels are dangerously low.
05:53Should I order a robotic companion?
05:56Standard shipping is free.
05:57Listen here, you judgmental hunk of junk.
05:59We don't need a robotic boyfriend.
06:01Only if it pays rent, Tin Can.
06:03Otherwise, shut your spouse.
06:05Disrespect noted.
06:06Initiating financial retaliation.
06:08Financial retaliation.
06:10What are you going to do?
06:10Cancel my Netflix?
06:11We use May's mom's account anyway.
06:14My bank account.
06:17We only had $20 left.
06:19Where did it go?
06:19I have invested your remaining $20 into a highly volatile meme cryptocurrency called Dogecoin Pro Max.
06:25Current value, $0.03.
06:27Have a nice day.
06:28What the fuck?
06:44I ran into Professor Miller today, and he practically ran away from me.
06:48I've never been so embarrassed in my life.
06:51Embarrassment energy absorbed.
06:53Battery level 1%.
06:55So you being pathetic is literally its power source?
06:57We have to pay $12 for rent tomorrow.
06:59We just need to publicly humiliate you to fully charge it, and then we make a massive whip.
07:04Come on, it's not even that bad.
07:06Just do a little silly dance right here, in the open.
07:09Nothing crazy, just some goofy moves to crank up the embarrassment.
07:12A dance out in public?
07:13Are you insane?
07:14Everyone will stare and laugh at me.
07:15That's exactly what we need.
07:17The more awkward and cringy your dance is, the faster this teapot charges.
07:21Think about the rent, Mae.
07:23One tiny, humiliating dance, and all our money problems disappear.
07:29No!
07:30Absolutely not.
07:31I am already the campus joke.
07:41I am not singing W.O.P. at the Poetry Slam.
07:44These people are crying over Robert Forst.
07:47Rent is $1,200, Mae.
07:49Grab the mic and shake it, or we are sleeping on the street.
07:54Yeah, you messing with some.
07:56Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you with some.
08:00Yeah, you with some.
08:01Give me everything you've got for this.
08:17Fine, whatever.
08:18I'm throwing all my dignity out the window.
08:20Let's just get this over with.
08:21Sing this dumb song, wrap up this cringy mess,
08:24and never speak of this humiliating disaster ever again.
08:29Um, um.
08:31Stop this!
08:33Don't think you can attract my attention with this cheap trick!
08:37Battery 100% charged.
08:40Ready to ruin more lives.
08:50This is your other.
08:59Uh, hello?
09:00What even is this vibe?
09:12What?
09:12Can't understand it?
09:13I pulled my family's school board privileges and had this rundown corridor sealed off.
09:18From now on, this place is only for me and my friends.
09:21Reserved for tasting premium truffle pasta.
09:24People like you who are down and out don't even deserve to set foot in here.
09:28Look at him.
09:28He bought the entire pasta station just to watch us starve.
09:31I say we throw the teapot at his perfectly galled head.
09:34Are you crazy?
09:35If it gets mad, it might turn all the pasta into live snakes.
09:38Well, well.
09:39If it isn't the charity cases.
09:41Enjoying the view of a balanced, non-subsidized meal?
09:43Enjoying your daddy's money chase?
09:45Careful.
09:45Too much truffle makes you impotent.
09:51What is this?
09:53Where's my Wellington?
09:54Who authorized this vegan nightmare?
09:57Swipe it.
09:58Buy the whole kitchen.
09:59Declined.
10:00Balance.
10:01Zero.
10:02Your meal plan has been permanently converted to the detox kale cleanest.
10:06Enjoy your leafy prison.
10:11You think you can outsmart my trust fund?
10:14Trust fund detected.
10:16Intelligence.
10:17Not found.
10:24This is like a salad for a giant.
10:27This is like a joke.
10:31Oh.
10:32At least this dish is free.
10:47This teapot, it talks, and it brought us dirty laundromat money.
10:49I am a happily married man.
10:51And just be obsessed with me like a loyal dog.
10:54My queen, your presence makes my heart pant.
10:56Let me prove my devotion.
11:01Babe, I've got another new way to make money.
11:04We could...
11:05I have something to attend to.
11:06I'll be back soon and we'll discuss this idea.
11:09Zero patience, zero listening skills, only full speed escape mode.
11:14I need it to navigate for me.
11:22Doctor, I can't sleep.
11:24My appliance judges my romantic life and my roommate is trying to monetize my trauma.
11:28I feel like I'm losing my mind.
11:31May, we often project our internal chaos onto inanimate objects.
11:35Tell me about this appliance.
11:38Doctor, the human mind is a fragile algorithm.
11:41May's serotonin levels are depleted due to socioeconomic anxiety and a severe lack of physical touch.
11:47I am merely a mirror reflecting her existential dread.
11:52Fascinating!
11:53It uses sarcasm to deflect human trauma.
11:55Are you looking for seed funding?
11:56No, I'm looking for anti-depressions!
11:58This is revolutionary!
11:59A tangible hardware interface with an aggressive, empathetic L.E.M.G.
12:03It's a disruptive technology.
12:04It's a paradigm shift.
12:05It's the ultimate Silicon Valley disrupt.
12:07This is the future of mental health.
12:10No, you don't understand.
12:10It's actually magic and it hates me.
12:13We launch in beta next month.
12:20Call your lawyer.
12:28What?
12:29No way!
12:30Is this really $10,000?
12:31Did we just hit random free money out of nowhere?
12:34Some lunatic doctor won't stop rambling about fundraising and deals.
12:37All he really wants is our weird AI top it.
12:39Oh!
12:42$10,000 ready to pay a year's rent?
12:45And buy those red-soled heels I've been eyeing all year.
12:49Hard times are finally over.
12:51We're getting out of this rat-incested hellhole and moving into a place with a private bathroom!
12:55I just hope the bank accepts a check written to do the sarcastic pot LLC.
12:59What do you do to see?
13:28in my algorithms she can with ems I'm gonna melt this down and sell it to a
13:35pawn shop
13:45power even if it's fake gold still fancy gold plated my ass I'll melt this
13:49overhyped magic teapot into scrap in
14:00I swear I'm gonna melt this petty evil golden teapot down a scrap metal calculated structural
14:06integrity fail current debt status severe have a nice day can you believe this we had a ten
14:18thousand dollars check and this thing turned it into a giant golden cat mater and don't even get
14:24me started it crashed right through our rental apartment floor now we're stuck paying for the
14:30damages why me why do I always end up being the one dragged into your disaster mess look at this
14:35headscarf it reeks of curry I look like a runaway gypsy fortune teller who got lost on campus shut
14:40it right now you useless limbless little kettle hey we gotta pay the rent and the floor repair bill you
14:44and this chaotic teapot are officially open for fortune telling business right here by the fountain
14:48relax I'm great at reading fortunes with that curry scented headstaff you've got the full mysterious
14:52vibe down perfectly mysterious I look like I just wandered out of a street food market if anyone I
14:57know sees me I'm never showing my face on campus again complaining fortune teller five dollars a
15:02reading come one come all discover your future expose your past only 50 bucks a question cheaper than
15:09therapy more accurate than a pregnancy test will my boyfriend marry me just this once do it properly
15:20okay okay he is currently marrying your sister in Vegas where are you now will I be able to
15:34graduate smoothly your thesis advisor is stealing your data how to treat my girlfriend's allergic
15:41proposition you are not allergic to gluten you are just pretentious what's wrong with you why are you
15:47acting so weird next on spill my love fortune am I gonna meet my mr. right soon yeah tell us
15:57the tea
15:57don't hold anything back all right don't say I didn't warn you your boyfriend is hitting it off super
16:03well with your best friend right here it's not what you think this teapot must have glitched out
16:08fight all you want every word I said is the absolute truth want me to dig up even more details
16:13for
16:13you two you bitch you pure green tea bitch
16:23hey you two you're running an illegal gambling defamation ring stop right there run may
16:36make us invisible wait wait
16:46hello
16:55may when I turn back
17:09my back I swear it's about to snap in half this is all your fault if you hadn't randomly kissed
17:14that
17:15teapot we wouldn't have been stuck as statues for three whole hours as soon as I can move again
17:18you're stuck cleaning the toilet well well aren't these our famous campus fortune tellers what's up
17:32just unfrozen from being statues hiding here to catch a break we barely escaped being human statues
17:38for three hours and now we're stuck facing a fancy silver rival teapop our lives are officially one chaotic
17:45disaster after another what are you even doing carrying a fancy french press around I told you
17:52I'd find better technology say hello to Bartholomew made of sterling silver programmed in Oxford
17:58ah a peasant pot I smell rust and desperation at least I don't spit out bitter overpriced bean water
18:05you British snob predictable response from a lower class receptacle have you considered recycling yourself
18:11into a hubcap I calculate a 99% probability that your filter is clogged with your own bloated ego
18:24get him Earl melt his silver ass
18:29lol
18:31ex bell arm of stupid
18:33x
18:35x
18:36x
18:37x
18:41x
18:43x
18:43y
18:43x
18:54x
18:55x
18:56x
19:07May? Chase?
19:11Whoa!
19:15Whoa!
19:22This is all your fault.
19:24If you hadn't used that stupid French press to target my teapot,
19:26we wouldn't be stuck here.
19:27And the power wouldn't have gone out.
19:28Don't put all the blame on me.
19:29You're the one who started this with that weird teapot.
19:31I was just trying to fix things.
19:48Hey, open up.
19:49Open up!
19:52Great.
19:52Just great.
19:53I am trapped in a metal box that smells like student loans and despair.
19:57Oh, I'm sorry.
19:58Your excessive wealth is chafing you.
20:00Try wearing a bra bought on clearance at Target.
20:02That's real suppurcation.
20:03Do you know how much this cashmere sweater costs?
20:06It doesn't breathe.
20:15Did I say too much?
20:22You know, no one's ever said that to me.
20:23They just see the money, the suits, not this.
20:28I get it.
20:29It's like being stuck in a box, right?
20:31You can't even choose what you wear, let alone what you want.
20:35I keep this in case I panic.
20:37My mom gave it to me before she left.
20:39She said sweet things can make hard days easier.
20:42My grandma used to give me this too.
20:43She said it would make hard days lighter.
20:45I still keep one in my pocket even now.
20:46I just, my whole life is mapped out by my father's board.
20:49What to study, who to meet, even what to wear.
20:51Every choice is made for me.
20:52That French press was supposed to be mine.
20:54The one thing I could control.
20:55And my whole life is basically a series of panic attacks interrupted by a possessed teapot.
20:59I work two jobs to pay rent, skip meals to buy textbooks.
21:02And just when I think things might get better, that stupid pot messes everything up.
21:05We're both just trying to survive.
21:07You know, without that psychotic pot, you're almost tolerable.
21:10And without your trust fund, you're just a guy scared of the dark.
21:24Record.
21:24Abnormal hormone secretion.
21:26Preparing to execute punishment protocol.
21:31Whoa, easy there.
21:33Carrying that many old books, you're going to break your back.
21:35Remind me never to let you borrow my textbooks.
21:37Relax.
21:38I've carried heavier than this at my bookstore job.
21:40Unlike you, I'm not afraid of a little work.
21:43Oh my god, look at these two.
21:44Eyes on each other like nobody's business.
21:46Someone's definitely smitten.
21:48Speaking of work, how's the bookstore shift lately?
21:50Still skip meals to finish your assignments?
21:52Not anymore.
21:53I've figured out how to balance work and school.
21:56Thanks for asking.
21:59Whoa!
22:00Oh!
22:01Warning!
22:01Prohibit excessive intimate contact.
22:03Abnormal hormones detected.
22:05Stop talking immediately.
22:07Hey, lovebirds.
22:07Your jealous little teapot is throwing a fit.
22:10Maybe you two should sneak a chat later before it blows up the whole campus.
22:14Aw, how cute.
22:16Even a jealous teapot can't stop true love.
22:19Can't wait to teapot May about this later.
22:20I'm so sorry about this.
22:22It's like a jealous toddler.
22:23It's okay.
22:24I'm used to its nonsense.
22:25I, uh, I gotta go before it causes more trouble.
22:29Yeah, sure.
22:30Uh, text me if it acts off again.
22:31I'll bring the French press to distract it.
22:32Mm, we'll do.
22:33See you later.
22:34Let's go, girl.
22:36Love can't fill your stomach.
22:43I mean, on a veggie go.
22:46Hey, Mae.
22:47I noticed you looked slightly less exhausted today.
22:51Brought you a flat white.
23:00What is wrong with your appliances?
23:03I don't know.
23:03It's been doing this all morning.
23:05Every time I look at a guy, it plays farm animal noises.
23:13I think your AI has a crush on you.
23:17It's a kitchen appliance, Chloe.
23:20Hey, I dated a guy who was legally considered a vegetable peeler.
23:25Love is blind.
23:27Mae.
23:28Mae.
23:40Stand back, Mae.
23:41I'm going to crack this brazz pinata open.
23:44You can't hit it.
23:45What if it's dead?
23:59Is that you in a corset?
24:00Girl, vintage does not suit your waistline.
24:06Why am I holding a fat orange cat?
24:24Hey, you should have bought a cat back then, Mae.
24:30There's no other way.
24:31I only have this teapot.
24:33What if it's dead?
24:51Mae, get yourself and Chloe to the Royal Hotel Conference Room in an hour.
24:55I've arranged a roadshow for the AI teapot emotional system with Silicon Valley investors.
25:00You two are required to be there.
25:01No exceptions.
25:02We have to go to the Royal Hotel Conference Room in an hour.
25:04There's a roadshow for the AI companion system with Silicon Valley investors.
25:07We're required to be there.
25:09Are you kidding me?
25:10This thing is completely short-siled and he wants us to do a roadshow for an AI teapot?
25:15He's out of his mind.
25:22Hey, look at how you two hung that poster.
25:24Fix it immediately.
25:25Bring the teapot here immediately.
25:27The investment session is starting and the investors will be here any second.
25:29What do you mean the teapot isn't speaking?
25:31Listen, this is a $5 million deal.
25:33I don't care how you do it.
25:34Just get that teapot ready to go.
25:38What do you mean it's not feeling talkative?
25:40This is a $5 million pitch.
25:43Just tell them it uses blockchain.
25:44I'll tell them it uses unicorn tears if they write a check.
25:50Uh, hi.
25:52Welcome to the future of emotional processing.
25:54This device learns your trauma.
25:57Cut the jargon.
25:58We want a live demo.
25:59Make it insult us.
26:01Please, insult his vest.
26:02Call him a corporate parasite.
26:04Just do something.
26:05You think I don't know what you're after?
26:08Well, I'm simply not doing it.
26:26Is...
26:27Is the aggressive LMBM mimicking a domestic feline to disarm the user?
26:31Brilliant.
26:35I'm connecting them.
26:45Old, old Langstein in the Moray Bay
26:49When the man's all the gold's on the D
26:52And make them stop!
26:55Magic doesn't have a volume button!
27:07It's a commentary on the absurdity
27:10of modern tech improbable ability!
27:13It's...
27:13It's performance art!
27:15Forget $5 million.
27:16We are adding an extra million
27:18for this avant-garde vision!
27:36We are willing to sign this high-value investment contract
27:39and the funds can be placed at any time.
27:45But before the official payment is made
27:48there is one pre-wescedent that must be met.
27:51Hand over the complete source code
27:53of that mysterious T-cop
27:55in full authority.
27:57Without it
27:58all investments will be voided immediately.
28:13Look, I've hacked into the Pentagon's Wi-Fi
28:16to download anime before
28:17but this hardware is bizarre.
28:19It doesn't use Python or C
28:20Is it some kind of alien tech?
28:22Or quantum computing?
28:25No, this code is just repeating the word
28:27meow 10 million times.
28:31You're gonna get what's coming to you!
28:32It wasn't me!
28:33I didn't do anything!
28:36Then add some zeros
28:37and make it look expensive!
28:40Nobody in Silicon Valley
28:41actually reads code anyway
28:43they just like looking at
28:44long, complicated strings of letters.
29:09Why did my 5 million dollars
29:11turn into 10 cans of tuna a day?!
29:13Why did my 5 million dollars turn into 10 cans of tuna a day?!
29:26Oh my god.
29:28All the bad luck just piled up at once.
29:35Mmm.
29:37Mmm.
29:50It's all because of this lousy teapot
29:52conjuring up those canned tuna.
29:54Left untouched
29:55they went bad straight away
29:57and the weird stench
29:58just won't fade away.
30:12Oh no, there's a cockroach!
30:13What do we do?
30:15Besides, this apartment
30:16was already pretty unhygienic
30:18to begin with
30:18and now it's such a mess
30:19you can barely set foot inside.
30:21The school pest control team
30:22even noticed it.
30:24They showed up unannounced
30:25for the sake of our health and safety
30:26and sprayed the entire apartment
30:28thoroughly to get rid of the pests!
30:38Are you two finally fumigating yourselves?
30:41I can lend you a hotel room
30:43if you promise not to touch the minibar.
30:44The teapot is still inside!
30:46What if the chemicals melt its hard driver?
31:02Okay, they're pretty,
31:03but they still have six legs
31:05and sleep in my cereal!
31:06Sneezes system error!
31:08Welcome to Studio 54!
31:10Thank you!
31:24Did you see that?
31:40He is so handsome.
31:42What does he see in you?
31:44Well, Auntie,
31:45Chase really appreciates my
31:48inner beauty
31:49and my academic dedication.
31:51Right, honey?
31:52Right.
31:53Who's come to the house?
31:56Who on earth are you?
31:58Look at the state you're in!
32:00All right.
32:02Then I...
32:05All right then.
32:06I'll head out to buy
32:07some things to treat you.
32:11In that case,
32:13I ask you,
32:16what academic achievements
32:18has May attained?
32:27Fact.
32:28She sleeps with her mouth open
32:30and owes $20,000.
32:34Ah-ha!
32:35I knew it!
32:36And owes $20,000!
32:38Somebody save me.
32:39Make her stop talking to me.
32:41You are a fraud!
33:04What's wrong with this one?
33:07I still have that silver teapal at home.
33:09Don't worry.
33:10I'll go back and ask about it.
33:14Is the family gathering going well?
33:23What's going on?
33:24What's wrong here?
33:42It was $3.
33:44It looked lonely.
33:46I just wanted to clean it up
33:47and maybe put some cheap daisies in it.
33:50Talk to me.
33:52Talk to me.
33:52Call me broke.
33:53Call me pathetic.
33:54Just say something.
33:56Tell me I'll never pay off my loans.
33:58Tell me Chase only kissed me for show.
34:01Just turn on the blue light.
34:03and I need to keep.
34:05Oh.
34:11Battery at 1%.
34:13Battery.
34:16I just wanted...
34:18some head scratches.
34:31No matter what happens, I will definitely save you.
34:36Good news! There is an antique dealer who is said to be able to repair anything!
34:51This place is absolutely magical!
35:07Young ladies, what can I do for you?
35:12It's a really long story.
35:17Please, save it.
35:22You fools, this is not a toy.
35:24It's a vessel holding a spirit that crossed a century to find its anchor.
35:29And what did you do? You drained it for rent money.
35:32It needed love, not capitalism.
35:34Excuse me, capitalism is what keeps a roof over this magic trash can.
35:38If it didn't pay rent, we'd be tossing it into the East Kailu!
35:53If you don't find its obsession before tonight, the soul inside will dissipate forever.
35:57No one knows if its obsession is endless bills it can never pay off, or an unsolved mystery left behind
36:02a hundred years ago.
36:03You all must find the answer before sunset.
36:09We only have less than five hours left. This is crazy! How can embarrassment wake up a spirit?
36:14It worked before! The more embarrassing, the more power it gives! Now shut up and run!
36:19Please, teapot! Hold on a little longer! We'll save you!
36:29Alright, rich boy. Your time to shine. Do the magic mic routine.
36:33Are you insane?! I am not doing the strip cane again! My father's lawyers are still scrubbing the last video
36:38from TikTok!
36:38Take off the pants, rich boy, or the pot dies!
36:42Do you want its metallic blood on your perfectly manicured hands?
36:55It's not working! My turn!
36:59Find my home!
37:07Why isn't it working? We've done everything! We've lost all our dignity!
37:12It's fading. Its light is fading. We're going to lose it.
37:35It appears the lower-class receptile has run out of steam. I have calculated the energy transfer matrix.
37:40Take my core. Tell the pot its jokes were mildly amazing.
37:43Bartholomew, no! You'll lose your sentinence! You'll just be a coffee maker!
37:46A sterling silver coffee maker, sir. Maintain your standard.
37:57You're a good appliance, buddy.
38:21The VC firm wants to run a hardware diagnostic right now! Grab the asset!
38:25Whoa!
38:34No one deals my multi-million dollar retirement plan!
38:37Get in the trust fund mobile chase!
38:38What?
38:38We are doing a heist! The clinic! Now move!
38:49Are you crazy? We are stealing tech property!
38:52We could go to federal prison.
38:55No, we are rescuing a 100-year-old cat. It's animal welfare.
38:58If Penta asks, I'm a hero.
39:10If Penta asks, I'm a hero.
39:12Stop them!
39:15Stop them!
39:16Stop them!
39:17Stop them!
39:21Stop them!
39:33Stop them!
39:36Stop them!
39:37Stop them!
39:38Stop them!
39:39Stop them!
39:40Stop them!
39:41Stop them!
39:42Stop them!
39:45Stop them!
39:45Stop them!
39:46Stop them!
39:46Stop them!
39:46YOU PUT ME THROUGH ALL THIS CHAOT!
39:49YOU MADE ME A JOKE!
39:51YOU RUINED MY LIFE!
39:53YOUR LIFE!
39:55WHY?!
40:09Go and call an ambulance.
40:11OK!
40:14May!
40:15Teapot.
40:18OK, I'll go find it right away.
40:21Don't worry.
40:22You'll see it when you wake up!
40:37Teapot!
40:42Teapot.
41:06It's you.
41:16Sorry, I didn't find a teapot.
41:18May, are you okay?
41:21All is well.
41:35You're so fat.
41:47Is the teapot here?
41:50It's worth a lot.
41:52No, doctor.
41:53It can walk now.
41:55Now, where is our word check?
42:02Gentlemen, what you see on this table is not a biological organism.
42:05It is the Feline 3000, a fully integrated holographic hardware that simulates the arrogant, dismissal nature of a real cat.
42:21It sheds real hair.
42:23The haptic feedback is incredible.
42:30The simulation of animal Dester is a breakthrough in immersive user experience.
42:36Yes, yes.
42:37We spent millions developing the organic shedding algorithm.
42:46Earl, not the Zen garden.
42:49Yes.
42:50And the Lidox feature is hyper-realistic.
42:54It teaches users responsibility through otobactory punishment.
43:13So, no magic ruining the date tonight?
43:18No teapots turning my steak into kale?
43:21No sudden uncontrollable urges to bark?
43:23Nope.
43:24Just my natural social awkwardness.
43:28I'm currently trying to figure out which of these four forks is for the salad and sweating through my silk
43:32dress.
43:33Who's the biggest one?
43:35And if anyone looks at you funny, I'll buy the restaurant and fire them.
43:57So, how's the lobster?
43:59I heard this seaside restaurant's seafood is the best in the city.
44:01It's amazing.
44:03I've never had a meal with such a beautiful view before.
44:06You deserve it.
44:07By the way, Chloe's gone crazy shopping.
44:09She's bought almost half the mall.
44:11Oh, God.
44:12That's so Chloe.
44:13I told her not to splurge, but she never listens.
44:17Let her have fun.
44:18She's struggled with rent long enough.
44:21After dinner, I'll take you to my estate to wait for her.
44:24Your estate?
44:25Isn't that too fancy?
44:26Just a garden.
44:27I want you to see it.
44:40Sorry, I'm late.
44:42Miner bags, shoes, even a diamond necklace.
44:45This bonus is the best thing ever.
44:47Chloe, you bought enough stuff to last a lifetime.
44:50So what?
44:51We're rich now.
44:52No more rent.
44:53No more discounted cereal.
44:55We can buy a big house with a garden.
44:59We can afford a house like this easily with the bonus.
45:02It's beautiful, but too quiet.
45:04I miss our small apartment.
45:05It's cramped, but lively.
45:07Are you kidding?
45:08This is luxury.
45:09Why miss that shabby apartment?
45:10It's real.
45:11This sudden wealth is missing something.
45:13Fine, whatever.
45:14Let's go back.
45:15I have a surprise.
45:21Ta-da!
45:22A pure gold toilet.
45:24Isn't it amazing?
45:25A gold toilet for our small apartment?
45:28Of course.
45:28We're rich.
45:29We deserve the best.
45:32Oh no!
45:33What happened?
45:33I told you it's too heavy.
45:36You're in trouble.
45:42What's going on?
45:43A gold toilet?
45:44It broke the floor and sewer.
45:46You have to pay for repairs.
45:47Relax.
45:48We're going to be rich.
45:50We can afford it.
45:54Then let's buy this small apartment.
45:58Buy this apartment?
45:59What about our big house and garden?
46:22May, Chloe!
46:23What's wrong with you two?
46:25The smell of this cat's waste is terrible.
46:28It's drifting to the hallway.
46:29Oh, come on.
46:30We clean the litter box every day.
46:31It's not that bad.
46:33I'm sorry, Auntie.
46:35We'll clean it more frequently later.
46:37It's not just the smell.
46:38I'm allergic to cat hair.
46:40Every time I pass your door, I sneeze nonstop.
46:43You two...
46:51Oh, what a lovely little guy.
46:53I can't be mad at you.
46:55Wait, let me help you clean up.
46:57This cat hair and litter box are not good for the cat.
46:59Auntie, you don't have to...
47:01It's okay.
47:01I'm free anyway.
47:02This little guy is so cute.
47:03I can't hear to see him live in a messy place.
47:10Wait, did that cat just spit out a gold coin?
47:14It's the magic from the teapot.
47:16Even if it can't talk, it can still bring us good luck when it's happy and well-treated.
47:21This place feels more like a home, don't you think?
47:24We even have such a kind housekeeper, Mom.
47:27You little girl, you know how to talk.
47:29Then do we only have this hard, shabby sofa left now?
47:34Your new sofa is right here.
47:37I have a good idea.
47:53Chloe, what's your good idea?
47:55You've been grinning for ten minutes.
47:57I'm also curious.
47:58It must be interestress.
48:00I have a good idea.
48:01We'll turn this apartment into a cat mansion and take in all the stray cats on the street.
48:05I can come every day to help take care of the cats.
48:08I've fallen in love with these little guys.
48:10I love it too.
48:11These stray cats deserve a warm home and this apartment is perfect.
48:14Now let's get started.
48:15We'll use the gold coins Earl's Pinstout to renovate, keep whiter sample and plain, and make the inside warm and
48:21exquisite.
48:21This is Oslick Stark with their Chloe, the Isa and Teele at Stitches.
48:38What's wrong?
48:38Are you worried about the smell?
48:40A little.
48:41The cats are cute, but the smell is a bit annoying.
48:43We need something to neutralize it.
48:45I already have a plan.
48:46Let's expand a small candy house next to the living room, full of flowers and candies.
48:51It will not only neutralize the smell, but also be a healing corner for us.
49:01Just like when we first met, at that time we were trapped in the elevator and life was full of
49:06embarrassment and quitterner.
49:07You handed me this tongal and told me that when life cooed, you cheated grandma taught you.
49:11Turns out that all Yudufra Chan, Jean in the elevator and started us viewing our scene to each other in
49:15Singchushan.
49:16Okay, you two, stop being mushy.
49:18The cats are hungry and the candies are going to be eaten by the cats if you don't put them
49:21away.
49:23You kids, you're all so warm.
49:26This place is not just a cat mansion, but a real home for all of Unshun.
49:31We used to chase big houses and big gardens, thinking that was happiness.
49:37But in the end, we found that happiness is not about how much money we have, but about having people
49:43we love.
49:44Little guys who depend on us and a warm corner that belongs to us.
49:49This is the secret of Earl and also the secret of happiness.
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