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The Chaotic Brass Teapot Episode ENGSUB Fantasy Adventure, Magic Academy
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00:00I swear, I just money would literally fall from the sky right now.
00:13Listen to me, Mae.
00:14If we don't find $1,200 by tomorrow, we'll be living in a cardboard box.
00:18And knowing our luck, it won't even be an Amazon Prime box.
00:20I told you buying that fake Gucci bag was a bad investment.
00:26It's an investment piece, Mae. It projects wealth.
00:30Which is exactly what you didn't do when you bought this piece of junk.
00:33It was $3. It looked lonely.
00:37I just wanted to clean it up and maybe put some cheap daisies in it.
00:42I gotta go make back that dollar.
00:52Ouch! Great! Now I have Tefanis!
00:55I swear, I just money would literally fall from the sky right now
00:58so we could pay the damn rent.
01:09You kissed a dirty pot and made $50?
01:12Honey, I've kissed worse for a lot less.
01:13Let me try.
01:19Error. Your lip gloss contains cheap petroleum. Access denied.
01:23Did that thrift store trash can just fat shame my makeup?
01:25Chloe, we have a possessed teapot.
01:27It talks and it brought us dirty laundromat money.
01:46Oh yeah, Brenda, you're so much better than my wife.
01:49Her meal of taste like sadness.
01:55Look at him.
01:58Trust fun baby.
01:59If we could just pawn his watch, we'd eat sushi instead of...
02:04whatever the spongy substance is.
02:06Mae, use the pot.
02:08Make him leave us alone.
02:09Or better yet, make him our sugar daddy.
02:19No! The pot is evil!
02:21Every time it grants a wish, it ruins someone's life!
02:23Teapot.
02:24Just kiss it and tell it to make Chase obey us.
02:27Do it, or I'll tell everyone you still sleep with a nightlight.
02:31I wish Chase would stop acting so high and mighty
02:33and just be obsessed with me like a loyal dog.
02:38See? The battery must be dead.
02:41Okay, folks, brace yourselves.
02:43We're about to spill the chaotic truth.
02:52Just be obsessed with me like a loyal dog.
02:58My queen, your presence makes my heart pant.
03:01Let me prove my devotion.
03:05And the real fun is just beginning.
03:09Make him stop!
03:11He's taking off his Rolex!
03:14Don't interrupt magic, Mae.
03:15Catch the watch!
03:16Hahaha, LL, what a bunch of cluteless humans.
03:19Enjoy your moment of shame.
03:40Just one normal wish.
03:43No stripping, no divorces.
03:45I just wish for a perfect score on my calculus final tomorrow.
03:48Please.
03:56Miss Mae, your final exam.
03:59The answers are mathematically flawless, a perfect score.
04:01Oh, thank God, I studied really hard.
04:03However, your proofs are highly inappropriate.
04:06For instance, question four.
04:07You didn't use the Taylor series.
04:09Instead, you wrote,
04:10Professor, your eyes are two infinite limits,
04:13and my love for you is a function that constantly approaches infinity.
04:18Oh, no, I got tricked by this teapot again.
04:25And question seven.
04:26Miss Mae, your eyes are two infinite limits is not a math equation.
04:42It's a new theory?
04:45I am a happily married man, Miss Mae.
04:47I don't know what kind of twisted game you are playing, but this is academic harassment.
04:58Correction to public record.
05:00Mae's heart does not belong to Professor Miller.
05:02Mae's heart solely belongs to the man in the Spongebob underwears.
05:09Repeating for clarity, the Spongebob underwear man.
05:18Mae, did you post a yell review for the local pharmacy saying,
05:24thanks for the discount on extra absorbent pads because my life is a bloody mess.
05:29What? No, I haven't touched my phone since Tuesday.
05:33You are welcome.
05:34I have successfully integrated into your local network to optimize your pathetic digital footprint.
05:39Also, I have subscribed you to a How to Flirt for Dummies daily newsletter.
05:42You are a teapot. You brew leaves. Stop hacking my life.
05:45Alert. Mae has been single for 730 days.
05:51Her serotonin levels are dangerously low.
05:53Should I order a robotic companion? Standard shipping is free.
05:57Listen here, you judgmental hunk of junk. We don't need a robotic boyfriend.
06:01Only if it pays rent, Tin Can. Otherwise, shut your spout.
06:05Disrespect noted. Initiating financial retaliation.
06:08Financial retaliation? What are you going to do? Cancel my Netflix? We use Mae's mom's account anyway.
06:14My bank account! We only had $20 left. Where did it go?
06:19I have invested your remaining $20 into a highly volatile meme cryptocurrency called Dogecoin Pro Max.
06:25Current value, $0.03. Have a nice day.
06:28What the fuck?
06:44I ran into Professor Miller today, and he practically ran away from me.
06:48I've never been so embarrassed in my life.
06:51Embarrassment energy absorbed. Battery level 1%.
06:55So you being pathetic is literally its power source?
06:57We have to pay $12 for rent tomorrow. We just need to publicly humiliate you to fully charge it, and
07:02then we make a massive whip.
07:04Come on, it's not even that bad.
07:06Just do a little silly dance right here, in the open.
07:09Nothing crazy, just some goofy moves to crank up the embarrassment.
07:12A dance out in public? Are you insane? Everyone will stare and laugh at me.
07:15That's exactly what we need.
07:17The more awkward and cringy your dance is, the faster this teapot charges.
07:21Think about the rent, Mae.
07:23One tiny humiliating dance, and all our money problems disappear!
07:29No! Absolutely not! I am already the campus joke!
07:41I am not singing W.O.P. at the Poetry Slam!
07:44These people are crying over Robert Forst!
07:47Rent is $1,200, Mae!
07:49Grab the mic and shake it, or we are sleeping on the street!
07:54Yeah, you messing with some...
07:57Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you with some...
08:00Yeah, you with some...
08:01Give me everything you got for this...
08:17Fine, whatever. I'm throwing all my dignity out the window.
08:20Let's just get this over with.
08:21Sing this dumb song, wrap up this cringy mess,
08:24and never speak of this humiliating disaster ever again.
08:31Stop this!
08:33Don't think you can attract my attention with this cheap trick!
08:37Battery 100% charged.
08:40Ready to ruin more lives.
08:50This killer.
08:59Uh, hello? What even is this vibe?
09:12What? Can't understand it?
09:14I pulled my family's school board privileges
09:16and had this run-down corridor sealed off.
09:18From now on, this place is only for me and my friends.
09:21Reserved for tasting premium truffle pasta.
09:24People like you who are down and out
09:25don't even deserve to set foot in here.
09:28Look at him.
09:28He bought the entire pasta station just to watch us starve.
09:31I say we throw the teapot at his perfectly galled head.
09:34Are you crazy?
09:35If it gets mad, it might turn all the pasta into live snakes.
09:38Well, well.
09:39If it isn't the charity cases.
09:41Enjoying the view of a balanced, non-subsidized meal?
09:43Enjoying your daddy's money, Chase?
09:45Careful, too much truffle makes you impotent.
09:51What is this?
09:53Where's my Wellington?
09:54Who authorized this vegan nightmare?
09:57Swipe it.
09:58Buy the whole kitchen.
09:59Declined.
10:00Balance.
10:01Zero.
10:02Your meal plan has been permanently converted
10:04to the detox kale cleanest.
10:05Enjoy your leafy prison.
10:11You think you can outsmart my trust fund?
10:14Trust fund detected.
10:16Intelligence.
10:17Not found.
10:24This is like a salad for a giant.
10:27This is like a joke.
10:31Oh.
10:33At least this dish is free.
10:47This teapot, it talks, and it brought us dirty laundromat money.
10:49I am a happily married man.
10:51And just be obsessed with me like a loyal dog.
10:54My queen, your presence makes my heart pant.
10:56Let me prove my devotion.
11:01Babe, I've got another new way to make money.
11:04We could...
11:05I have something to attend to.
11:06I'll be back soon and we'll discuss this idea.
11:09Zero patience, zero listening skills, only full speed escape mode.
11:14I need it to navigate for me.
11:22Doctor, I can't sleep.
11:24My appliance judges my romantic life, and my roommate is trying to monetize my trauma.
11:28I feel like I'm losing my mind.
11:31May, we often project our internal chaos onto inanimate objects.
11:35Tell me about this appliance.
11:38Doctor, the human mind is a fragile algorithm.
11:41May's serotonin levels are depleted due to socioeconomic anxiety and a severe lack of physical touch.
11:47I am merely a mirror reflecting her existential dread.
11:52Fascinating.
11:53It uses sarcasm to deflect human trauma.
11:55Are you looking for seed funding?
11:56No, I'm looking for anti-depressions.
11:58This is revolutionary.
11:59A tangible hardware interface with an aggressive, empathetic L.E.M.G.
12:03It's a disruptive technology.
12:04It's a paradigm shift.
12:05It's the ultimate Silicon Valley disrupt.
12:07This is the future of mental health.
12:10No, you don't understand.
12:10It's actually magic, and it hates me.
12:13We launch in beta next month.
12:20Call your lawyer.
12:28What?
12:29No way.
12:30Is this really $10,000?
12:31Did we just hit random free money out of nowhere?
12:34Some lunatic doctor won't stop rambling about fundraising and deals.
12:37All he really wants is our weird AI top it.
12:39Oh!
12:42$10,000 ready to pay a year's rent and buy those red-soled heels I've been eyeing all year.
12:49Hard times are finally over.
12:51We're getting out of this rat-incested hellhole and moving into a place with a private bathroom.
12:55I just hope the bank accepts a check written to do the Sarcastic Pot LLC.
12:59What?
13:09We're getting out of this rat-incested hellhole and moving into a pool.
13:26scratching pod! To sharpen my algorithms she can withums. I'm gonna melt this down
13:35and sell it to a pawn shop. Whoa, hold up! Look on the bright side, it's a gold cat tower!
13:46Even if it's fake gold, still fancy! Gold plated my ass! I'll melt this overhyped
13:50magic teapot into scrap in! What on earth just went crashing down? I swear I'm gonna melt
14:02this petty evil golden teapot down to scrap metal! Calculated structural integrity failed.
14:08Current debt status severe. Have a nice day.
14:15Can you believe this? We had a ten thousand dollars check and this thing turned it into
14:21a giant golden cat mater. And don't even get me started, it crashed right through our
14:27rental apartment floor. Now we're stuck paying for the damages. Why me? Why do I always end
14:32up being the one dragged into your disaster mess? Look at this headscarf, it reeks of curry,
14:36I look like a runaway gypsy fortune teller who got lost on campus. Shut it right now you
14:40useless, limbless little kettle. Hey, we gotta pay the rent and the floor repair bill.
14:44You and this chaotic teapot are officially open for fortune telling business right here by the
14:47fountain. Relax, I'm great at reading fortunes. With that curry scented headstaff, you've got the
14:52full mysterious vibe down perfectly. Mysterious? I look like I just wandered out of a street food
14:56market. If anyone I know sees me, I'm never showing my face on campus again. Quit complaining!
15:01Fortune teller, five dollars a reading! Come one, come all! Discover your future, expose your past,
15:07only 50 bucks a question! Cheaper than therapy, more accurate than a pregnancy test! Will my boyfriend
15:14marry me? Just this once, do it properly. Okay, okay. He is currently marrying your sister in Vegas.
15:31Where are you now? Will I be able to graduate smoothly? Your thesis advisor is stealing your data.
15:38Uh oh. How to treat my girlfriend's allergic proposition. You are not allergic to gluten,
15:43you are just pretentious. What's wrong with you? Why are you acting so weird?
15:51Next. Come on, spill my love fortune. Am I gonna meet my Mr. Right soon? Yeah, tell us the tea.
15:58Don't hold anything back. All right, don't say I didn't warn you. Your boyfriend is hitting it off
16:03super well with your best friend right here. It's not what you think. This teapot must have glitched out.
16:08Fight all you want. Every word I said is the absolute truth. Want me to dig up even more details
16:13for you
16:13too? You bitch! You pure green tea, bitch!
16:21Hey! You two! You're running an illegal gambling defamation ring! Stop right there!
16:28Run, Mae.
16:36Make us invisible! Wait, wait!
16:43Wait, wait, wait!
16:46Hello?
16:55Mae, when I turn back, I'm going to stuff you in a toilet and flush you away!
17:09My back. I swear it's about to snap in half.
17:12This is all your fault. If you hadn't randomly kissed that teapot,
17:15we wouldn't have been stuck as statues for three whole hours.
17:17As soon as I can move again, you're stuck cleaning the toilets.
17:28Well, well. Aren't these our famous campus fortune tellers?
17:32What's up? Just unfrozen from being statues, hiding here to catch a break?
17:36We barely escaped being human statues for three hours, and now we're stuck facing a fancy silver rival
17:42teapop? Our lives are officially one chaotic disaster after another.
17:48What are you even doing carrying a fancy French press around?
17:51I told you I'd find better technology. Say hello to Bartholomew, made of sterling silver,
17:57programmed in Oxford. Ah, a peasant pot. I smell rust and desperation.
18:02At least I don't spit out bitter, overpriced bean water, you British snob!
18:06Predictable response from a lower-class receptacle. Have you considered recycling yourself into a hubcap?
18:12I calculate a 99% probability that your filter is clogged with your own bloated ego.
18:23Get him, Earl! Melt his silver ass!
18:30Expel armum. Stupid.
19:01Expel armum. Stupid.
19:07May? Chase?
19:11Whoa!
19:15Whoa!
19:22This is all your fault. If you hadn't used that stupid French press to target my teapot,
19:26we wouldn't be stuck here, and the power wouldn't have gone out.
19:28Don't put all the blame on me. You're the one who started this with that weird teapot.
19:31I was just trying to fix things.
19:48Hey, open up! Open up!
19:52Great. Just great. I am trapped in a metal box that smells like student loans and despair.
19:57Oh, I'm sorry. Your excessive wealth is chafing you. Try wearing a bra bought on clearance at
20:01Target. That's real supplication. Do you know how much this cashmere sweater costs? It doesn't breathe!
20:15Did I say too much?
20:22You know, no one's ever said that to me. They just see the money, the suits, not this.
20:27I get it. It's like being stuck in a box, right? You can't even choose what you wear,
20:33let alone what you want.
20:35I keep this in case I panic. My mom gave it to me before she left. She said sweet things
20:40can make
20:41hard days easier. My grandma used to give me this too. She said it would make hard days lighter. I
20:45still keep one in my pocket even now. I just, my whole life is mapped out by my father's board,
20:49what to study, who to meet, even what to wear. Every choice is made for me. That French press
20:53was supposed to be mine, the one thing I could control. And my whole life is basically a series
20:57of panic attacks interrupted by a possessed teapot. I work two jobs to pay rent, skip meals to buy textbooks,
21:02and just when I think things might get better, that stupid pot messes everything up. We're both
21:05just trying to survive. You know, without that psychotic pot, you're almost tolerable.
21:10And without your trust fund, you're just a guy scared of the dark.
21:24Record. Abnormal hormone secretion. Preparing to execute punishment protocol.
21:31Whoa, easy there. Carrying that many old books, you're gonna break your back. Remind me never to
21:35let you borrow my textbooks. Relax. I've carried heavier than this at my bookstore job. Unlike you,
21:41I'm not afraid of a little work. Oh my god, look at these two. Eyes on each other like nobody's
21:46business. Someone's definitely smitten. Speaking of work, how's the bookstore shift lately? Still skip
21:51meals to finish your assignments? Not anymore. I've figured out how to balance work and school. Thanks
21:56for asking.
22:00Warning. Prohibit excessive intimate contact. Abnormal hormones detected. Stop talking immediately.
22:07Hey, lovebirds. Your jealous little teapot is throwing a fit. Maybe you two should sneak a chat
22:11later before it blows up the whole campus.
22:14Aw, how cute. Even a jealous teapot can't stop true love. Can't wait to teapot May about this later.
22:20I'm so sorry about this. It's like a jealous toddler. It's okay. I'm used to its nonsense. I, uh,
22:26I gotta go before it causes more trouble. Yeah, sure. Uh, text me if it acts off again. I'll bring
22:31the French press to distract it. Mm, will do. See you later. Let's go, girl. Love can't fill your stomach.
22:43I mean, on a veggie go. Hey, May. I noticed you looked slightly less exhausted today. Brought you a flat
22:52white.
23:00What is wrong with your appliances? I don't know. It's been doing this all
23:04morning. Every time I look at a guy, it plays farm animal noises.
23:13I think your AI has a crush on you. It's a kitchen appliance, Chloe.
23:20Hey, I dated a guy who was legally considered a vegetable peeler. Love is blind. May.
23:40Stand back, May. I'm going to crack this braz piñata open.
23:44You can't hit it. What if it's dead?
23:59Is that you in a corset? Girl, vintage does not suit your waistline.
24:06Why am I holding a fat orange cat?
24:24Hey, you should have bought a cat back then, May.
24:30There's no other way. I only have this teapot.
24:52May, get yourself and Chloe to the Royal Hotel conference room in an hour. I've arranged a roadshow
24:57for the AI teapot emotional system with Silicon Valley investors. You two are required to be there,
25:01no exceptions. We have to go to the Royal Hotel conference room in an hour. There's a roadshow for
25:05the AI companion system with Silicon Valley investors. We're required to be there.
25:09Are you kidding me? This thing is completely short silts and he wants us to do a roadshow for an
25:14AI teapot?
25:15He's out of his mind.
25:22Hey, look at how you two hung that poster. Fix it immediately. Bring the teapot here immediately.
25:27The investment session is starting and the investors will be here any second.
25:29What do you mean the teapot isn't speaking? Listen, this is a five million dollar deal.
25:33I don't care how you do it. Just get that teapot ready to go.
25:39What do you mean it's not feeling talkative? This is a five million dollar pitch.
25:42Just tell them it uses blockchain. I'll tell them it uses unicorn tears if they write a check.
25:50Uh, hi. Welcome to the future of emotional processing. This device learns your trauma.
25:57Cut the jargon. We want a live demo. Make it insult us.
26:01Please, insult his vest. Call him a corporate parasite. Just do something.
26:05You think I don't know what you're after? Well, I'm simply not doing it.
26:14What do you mean?
26:26Is... Is the aggressive LMBM mimicking a domestic feline to disarm the user? Brilliant!
26:35I'm connecting them.
26:37I'm connecting them.
26:39I'm connecting them.
26:45Old, old lang syne in the moray bay. When the mandor, the gold's on the D.
26:53It makes them stop!
26:55Magic doesn't have a volume button!
27:07It's a commentary on the absurdity of modern tech improbable ability.
27:13It's... It's performance art!
27:15Forget five million. We are adding an extra million for this avant-garde vision.
27:36We are willing to sign this high-value investment contract, and the funds couldn't be placed at any time.
27:45But before the official payment is made, there is one pre-wescedent that must be met.
27:51Hand over the complete source code of that mysterious T-cop in full authority.
27:57Without it, all investments will be voided immediately.
28:13Look, I've hacked into the Pentagon's Wi-Fi to download anime before, but this hardware is bizarre.
28:19It doesn't use Python or C.
28:20Is it some kind of alien tech? Or quantum computing?
28:25No. This code is just repeating the word meow ten million times.
28:31You're gonna get what's coming to you.
28:32It wasn't me! I didn't do anything!
28:36Then add some zeros and make it look expensive!
28:40Nobody in Silicon Valley actually reads code anyway.
28:43They just like looking at long, complicated strings of letters.
29:09Why did my five million dollars turn into ten cans of tuna a day?!
29:13Why did my five million dollars turn into ten cans of tuna a day?!
29:26Oh my god.
29:28All the bad luck just piled up at once.
29:50It's all because of this lousy teapot conjuring up those canned tuna.
29:54Left untouched, they went bad straight away, and the weird stench just won't fade away.
30:11Oh no, there's a cockroach! What do we do?!
30:15Besides, this apartment was already pretty unhygienic to begin with, and now it's such a mess you can barely set
30:20foot inside.
30:21The school pest control team even noticed it.
30:24They showed up unannounced for the sake of our health and safety, and sprayed the entire apartment thoroughly to get
30:28rid of the pests!
30:38Are you two finally fumigating yourselves?
30:41I can lend you a hotel room if you promise not to touch the minibar.
30:44The teapot is still inside! What if the chemicals melt its hard driver?!
31:02Okay, they're pretty, but they still have six legs and sleep in my cereal!
31:06Sneezes system error! Welcome to Studio 54!
31:10So thank you!
31:24Did you see that?
31:40he is so handsome what does he see in you well auntie chase really appreciates my
31:48inner beauty and my academic dedication right honey right he's come to the house
31:56who on earth are you look at the state you're in all right then i
32:05all right then i'll head out to buy some things to treat you
32:12in that case i ask you
32:16what academic achievements has may attained
32:27fact she sleeps with her mouth open and owes twenty thousand dollars
32:34aha i knew it and owes twenty thousand somebody save me make her stop talking you are a fraud
33:04what's wrong with this one i still have that silver teapal at home
33:09don't worry i'll go back and ask about it
33:14is the family gathering going well
33:23what's going on what's wrong here
33:42it was three dollars it looked lonely i just wanted to clean it up and
33:47maybe put some cheap daisies in it
33:50talk to me call me broke call me pathetic just say something tell me i'll never pay off my
33:58loans tell me chase only kiss me for show just turn on the blue light
34:11battery at one percent battery i just wanted some head scratches
34:31no matter what happens i will definitely save you
34:36good news there is an antique dealer who is said to be able to repair anything
34:50this place is absolutely magical
35:07young ladies what can i do for you
35:12it's a really long story
35:17please save it
35:22you fools this is not a toy it's a vessel holding a spirit that crossed a century to find its
35:28anchor
35:29and what did you do you drained it for rent money it needed love not capitalism
35:33excuse me capitalism is what keeps a roof over this magic trash can
35:38if it didn't pay rent we'd be tossing it into the east kailu
35:52if you don't find its obsession before tonight
35:55the soul inside will dissipate forever
35:57no one knows if its obsession is endless bills it can never pay off
36:00or an unsolved mystery left behind a hundred years ago
36:03you all must find the answer before sunset
36:09we only have less than five hours left this is crazy how can embarrassment wake up a spirit
36:14it worked before the more embarrassing the more power it gives now shut up and run
36:19please teapot hold on a little longer we'll save you
36:29all right rich boy your time to shine do the magic mic routine
36:33are you insane i am not doing the strip gate again
36:36my father's lawyers are still scrubbing the last video from tiktok
36:39take off the pants rich boy or the pot dies
36:42do you want its metallic blood on your perfectly manicured hands
36:55it's not working my turn
36:59find my home
37:06why isn't it working we've done everything we've lost all our dignity
37:12it's fading
37:14it's fading
37:15its light is fading
37:16its light is fading
37:17we're going to lose it
37:34it appears the lower class receptal has run out of steam
37:37i have calculated the energy transfer matrix
37:39take my core tell the pot its jokes were mildly amazing
37:43bartholomeo no
37:44you'll lose your sentinence
37:45you'll just be a coffee maker
37:46a sterling silver coffee maker sir
37:48maintain your standard
37:57you're a good appliance buddy
38:06warning incompatible energy core
38:08back up power online
38:10communication window 5 minutes
38:21the vc firm wants to run a hardware diagnostic right now
38:24grab the asset
38:25whoa
38:26whoa
38:34nobody yields my multi-million dollar retirement plan
38:36get in the trust fund mobile chase
38:38what
38:38we are doing a heist
38:39the clinic
38:40now move
38:49are you crazy
38:51we are stealing tech property
38:52we can go to federal prison
38:55no we are rescuing a 100 year old cat
38:57it's animal welfare
38:58if penta asks i'm a hero
39:13no we are stealing
39:14no we are stealing
39:21no we are stealing
39:26no we are stealing
39:27no we are stealing
39:27no we are stealing
39:28no we are stealing
39:30no we are stealing
39:30no we are stealing
39:31no we are stealing
39:31no we are stealing
39:31no we are stealing
39:32no we are stealing
39:32no we are stealing
39:32no we are stealing
39:44why did you put me through all this chaos you made me a joke you ruined my life
39:53you ruined my life why
40:09go and call an ambulance okay
40:15hey teapot
40:19okay i'll go find it right away don't worry you'll see it when you wake up
40:36teapot
41:06it's
41:08you
41:16sorry i didn't find a teapot
41:18may are you okay
41:20all is well
41:35you're so fat
41:47is the teapot here
41:50it's worth a lot
41:51no doctor
41:53it can walk now
41:55now where is our word check
42:02gentlemen what you see on this table is not a biological organism
42:05it is the feline 3000 a fully integrated holographic hardware that simulates the arrogant dismissal nature of a real cat
42:21it sheds real hair the haptic feedback is incredible
42:30the simulation of animal dester is a breakthrough in immersive user experience yes yes we spent millions developing the organic
42:39shedding algorithm
42:48yes and the lidox feature is hyper realistic it teaches users responsibility through otobactory punishment
43:13so no magic ruining the date tonight
43:18no teapots turning my steak into kale no sudden uncontrollable urges to bark
43:23nope
43:24just my natural social awkwardness
43:28i'm currently trying to figure out which of these four forks is for the salad
43:31and sweating through my silk dress
43:33use the biggest one
43:35and if anyone looks at you funny i'll buy the restaurant and fire them
43:57so how's the lobster
43:58i heard this seaside restaurant seafood is the best in the city
44:01it's amazing thank you
44:03i've never had a meal with such a beautiful view before
44:06you deserve it by the way chloe's gone crazy shopping
44:09she's bought almost half the mall
44:11oh god that's so chloe
44:13i told her not to splurge but she never listens
44:17let her have fun
44:18she struggled with rent long enough
44:20after dinner i'll take you to my estate to wait for her
44:24your estate?
44:25isn't that too fancy?
44:26just a garden
44:26i want you to see it
44:40sorry i'm late
44:41minor bags
44:42shoes
44:43even a diamond necklace
44:44this bonus is the best thing ever
44:47chloe you bought enough stuff to last a lifetime
44:50so what? we're rich now
44:52no more rent
44:53no more discounted cereal
44:55we can buy a big house with a garden
44:59we can afford a house like this easily with the bonus
45:02it's beautiful but too quiet
45:04i miss our small apartment
45:05it's cramped but lively
45:07are you kidding?
45:08this is luxury
45:09why miss that shabby apartment?
45:10it's real
45:11this sudden wealth is missing something
45:13fine whatever
45:14let's go back
45:15i have a surprise
45:21ta-da
45:21a pure gold toilet
45:24isn't it amazing?
45:25a gold toilet for our small apartment?
45:28of course
45:28we're rich
45:29we deserve the best
45:31oh no
45:32what happened?
45:34i told you it's too heavy
45:35you're in trouble
45:42what's going on?
45:43a gold toilet?
45:44it broke the floor and sewer
45:46you have to pay for repairs
45:47relax
45:48we're going to be rich
45:49we can afford it
45:54then let's buy this small apartment
45:58buy this apartment?
45:59what about our big house and garden?
46:22may, chloe
46:23what's wrong with you two?
46:25the smell of this cat's waste is terrible
46:27it's drifting to the hallway
46:29oh come on
46:30we clean the litter box every day
46:31it's not that bad
46:33i'm sorry auntie
46:34we'll clean it more frequently later
46:36it's not just the smell
46:38i'm allergic to cat hair
46:40every time i pass your door
46:42i sneeze non-stop
46:43you two
46:51what a lovely little guy
46:53i can't be mad at you
46:55wait let me help you clean up
46:57this cat hair and litter box are not good for the cat
46:59auntie you don't have to
47:01it's okay i'm free anyway
47:02this little guy is so cute
47:03i can't hair to see him live in a messy place
47:11wait did that cat just spit out a gold coin
47:14it's the magic from the teapot
47:16even if it can't talk
47:17it can still bring us good luck
47:18when it's happy and well treated
47:21this place feels more like a home
47:23don't you think
47:24we even have such a kind housekeeper mom
47:27you little girl
47:28you know how to talk
47:29then do we only have this hard shabby sofa left now
47:34your new sofa is right here
47:37i have a good idea
47:53chloe what's your good idea
47:55you've been grinning for ten minutes
47:56i'm also curious
47:58it must be interest rest
48:00i have a good idea
48:01we'll turn this apartment into a cat mansion
48:03and take in all the stray cats on the street
48:05i can come every day to help take care of the cats
48:07i've fallen in love with these little guys
48:10i love it too
48:10these stray cats deserve a warm home
48:12and this apartment is perfect
48:14now let's get started
48:15we'll use the gold coins earls pinced out to renovate
48:18keep whiter sample and plain
48:19and make the inside warm exquisite
48:21this is always like stark within their chloe
48:23fit the isa and table like stitches
48:37what's wrong
48:38are you worried about the smell
48:40a little
48:40the cats are cute
48:41but the smell is a bit annoying
48:43we need something to neutralize it
48:45i already have a plan
48:46let's expand a small candy house next to the living room
48:49full of flowers and candies
48:51it will not only neutralize the smell
48:53but also be a healing corner for us
49:01just like when we first met
49:03at that time we were trapped in the elevator
49:05and life was full of embarrassment and quitterner
49:07you handed me this tongal
49:08and told me that when life cooed
49:09you cheated grandma taught you
49:10turns out that all beautiful chan
49:12jean in the elevator
49:13and started us feeling our scene to each other
49:15and seem chushin
49:16okay you two
49:17stop being mushy
49:18the cats are hungry
49:19and the candies are going to be eaten by the cats
49:21if you don't put them away
49:23you kids
49:24you're all so warm
49:25this place is not just a cat mansion
49:28but a real home for all of unchin
49:31we used to chase big houses and big gardens
49:35thinking that was happiness
49:36but in the end
49:38we found that happiness is not about how much money we have
49:42but about having people we love
49:44little guys who depend on us
49:46and a warm corner that belongs to us
49:49this is the secret of earl
49:51and also the secret of happiness
49:53you
49:53you
49:55you
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