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Love I.s.l.a.n.d (UK) - Season 13 - Episode 06
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00:11My mum named my boobs Phil and Grant.
00:14Yes!
00:16We're back, but it's not business as usual!
00:19It's the same thing!
00:22I'll take you for a ride
00:23Who's looking for some fun?
00:26The villa has been overhauled from head to toes.
00:30Hands up for toe-sucking.
00:34It's going to be raunchy.
00:38It's going to be risky.
00:40I love that one too!
00:41And it's going to be downright rude.
00:49Add to that a blizzard doll.
00:51Snogging.
00:53Snacking.
00:54It's got a soggy bottom.
00:56Rapping.
00:57Here we go.
00:58I believe in cheese.
01:00Plus regular travel updates.
01:03Oh my God.
01:04Help, help!
01:05It can only mean one thing.
01:07It's the return of Love Island Unseen Man!
01:11We're actually talking about foreign literature.
01:13Bye, friends.
01:15We did.
01:16Rapping.
01:16Bye, friends.
01:20Rapping.
01:26Rapping.
01:28Rapping.
01:30Rapping.
01:33Six days earlier.
01:36We were all witness to a television event of truly cosmic proportions
01:40The big bosses of Love Island have spent months studying the universe and consulting scientific experts
01:46Their conclusion? The original Big Bang got one thing wrong
01:52Daytime
01:53The Love Island gods have spoken and turned day into night
02:09Day is a new night and black is, well black is still the new black
02:14And in the biggest ever shake up to the format, we had night time entrances
02:21Hey, surprise how's your day? Nice to meet you, ready to be amazed
02:29How are we getting out of here?
02:31How did we get out of here?
02:36Oh my gosh, help me
02:42Oh my god
02:48Oh my god
02:50OMG
02:52Oh my, no I'm going to be sorry
02:53No, what the hell
02:57Hi
02:58Yeah
03:00Oh my god
03:02Help, help
03:03Thank you
03:05Thank you, thank you
03:10Oh my, hey, yes sir, hi, did we get out?
03:17Oh, great, probably.
03:22Here's to you, here's to me, here's to me, here's to us, here's to us, here's to we!
03:28Yay!
03:33But before they even set foot in the villa, our brand new islanders got to introduce themselves to the world
03:38and those super sexy packagey things back in a TV studio in London.
03:48Hello? Hello? Anyone here?
03:51Oh no, they've gone. Where have they gone?
03:55Get me meowa jammer.
04:02Hello, it's me.
04:04Ian Sterling.
04:07Ian with two eyes.
04:09The funny Scottish guy? Nah, that's Lewis Capaldi.
04:13I'm at the studio, where is everyone?
04:16Oh, it was all changed with the profiles too, this series. Fancy!
04:22What do you mean it's secret?
04:26Well, we'll see about that.
04:28I'll find you!
04:35I'll take to the air.
04:38Wait, is there a plane?
04:43Do you see a plane?
04:52I can't even see the plane.
04:58I'll take to the sea.
05:04I'll take to the air.
05:06Again.
05:08Ah, anyone know I've just seen these things?
05:13Wee!
05:14Do these things have a break?
05:17Oh my gosh!
05:22And that's how free I want to be.
05:24Oh, I think I've found them.
05:27And here are some of the bits of the profiles you didn't see before.
05:31Ah, check it out, check it out.
05:33Icon, Icon.
05:35How are we doing, guys?
05:37Views lovely.
05:38Gorgeous.
05:39Perfect settings.
05:41Ready to get going.
05:42Oh my God, it's sensational.
05:43Look at the view.
05:45Love.
05:46Montag.
05:49I just love kissing people.
05:51No, I can't...
05:53Cut that.
05:55Cut, cut, cut.
05:57Cut that out.
05:58Oh my God.
06:00Ooh, it's a hat.
06:02Guys, look at me, okay.
06:08I feel like I'm like a hologram version of me.
06:11Like, I'm not actually here yet.
06:12Like, I cannot process this.
06:35I haven't had a mirror, so I don't know what I bloody look like.
06:52It's like...
06:52Count, count, count, count.
06:54Down, count.
06:54Space, the better one up.
06:56We can move.
06:57Out, out, out.
06:59Can we move it like that?
07:02What's that saying?
07:04You've got to break a few hearts before you meet your prince.
07:07Is that it?
07:07I know it's a kiss a few frogs, isn't it?
07:11Well, that's my saying.
07:12I've changed it.
07:13I don't think there's anyone like me on planet Earth.
07:15Period.
07:16I actually just don't.
07:18And if you know someone like me, please call the number here.
07:21But I don't think you do.
07:22I genuinely think...
07:23I'm not even...
07:25I'm not even waffling.
07:26This is no chicken waffle, yeah?
07:28I genuinely think I could beat a shark in a fight.
07:33As in, if I'm in the sea and the shark's at me one-on-one,
07:38I'm coming out on top.
07:40There isn't...
07:41Ask any of my friends.
07:42Call them at home.
07:43I promise you.
07:44I've been saying this for years.
07:46All you've got to do is come and...
07:47Bang!
07:48It's gone.
07:49You didn't even see that coming.
07:58Having spent all their time brainstorming the reboot of the Islanders' big entrance,
08:02the producers completely forgot about the coupling up.
08:05This time, there are no games.
08:08It's all down to you lot to sort it out amongst yourselves.
08:12Genius!
08:13Get the Islanders to figure it out so the rest of us can clock off and go to bed.
08:18So, yes, Lubb Island is doing things a little differently this year.
08:22But one thing that will never change are the get-to-know-you chats.
08:27They're as awkward as ever.
08:29Right.
08:30Do you need help?
08:31No.
08:32Are you...
08:32Yeah, I think...
08:35Elegant.
08:36Look at that.
08:37Professional.
08:37Whoa, shit.
08:38Yeah, you have to be careful.
08:40Okay.
08:40Oh, my God.
08:42This is how you get the ick, though.
08:43What?
08:44On something like this.
08:44No.
08:46Do you want to get some water?
08:48Yes, please.
08:49I'll let you get some.
08:50Yes, please.
08:50Bear with.
08:52Bear with, bear with, bear with.
08:55Wait, what you eating?
08:58Ice lollies, bro.
08:59Help yourself.
09:00Oh, this is cool.
09:03Wait, I wanted water, but fuck that.
09:06Do you do Brazilian jiu-jitsu?
09:08No.
09:08What is wrong?
09:09That is so...
09:10No, no, no.
09:11Who have you dated, like?
09:12I've actually never dated anyone who does it, because I'm like, I can't cope with that.
09:14I feel like people judge me.
09:17Yeah.
09:17Just based on how I look.
09:18Yeah.
09:19Like, I'm a fuckboy.
09:20Yeah.
09:21Erm...
09:21I do think you do give that.
09:23I wouldn't say I am.
09:24You do give.
09:25Yeah.
09:25Oh, you're not gonna lie.
09:29Do you want ice lollies instead?
09:30No, thank you.
09:38What's the Scottish lingo, then?
09:39What's Ireland?
09:40Is that just like, yeah?
09:41Yeah.
09:42Aye.
09:42Aye.
09:43What else is there?
09:44I'm trying to think.
09:44What would you call that in the kitchen?
09:46Like, see that bit where the sink is?
09:49See there?
09:51What?
09:52What?
09:53Oh, what, the bit in the middle?
09:54It's an island.
09:56No!
09:57Like, just the full hang.
09:59What is that to you?
10:00Like, a countertop?
10:01It's a kitchen.
10:02I don't know, it's a...
10:04What would you call it?
10:05Oh, go put that on the counter.
10:09Counter, yeah, counter, yeah.
10:11That's a bunker.
10:11A bunker.
10:12A bunker?
10:13Aye.
10:14Aye.
10:15Aye.
10:16Do you want a new cup?
10:17Yes, please.
10:18Yes, fine.
10:21I went...
10:24Where are the cups?
10:25What do you need?
10:26Cups?
10:26Yeah.
10:27For what?
10:27Water?
10:28Yeah.
10:30Oh, this is fresh?
10:33Is it?
10:33Wash it out.
10:34No, I'm rinsing it.
10:35They used the filter in the fridge.
10:37Angelista did eventually get her chat with Opie.
10:40About 30 seconds before the sun came up.
10:51As we saw on the main show, it wasn't long before Jasmine learned that Lorenzo really has a way with
10:56words.
10:56I feel like you're very promiscuous.
10:59I feel like you're very promiscuous.
10:59You could be like...
10:59No, not in a bad...
11:02No, I mean like, you are very sexy.
11:06You're very sexy.
11:07Promiscuous.
11:07No, maybe I used that word wrong.
11:08I'm so far off of that, you have no idea.
11:11That's not promiscuous.
11:12Maybe I chose the wrong Nelly Furtado song.
11:14Not maybe.
11:15It should have been Maneater.
11:16Yeah.
11:17Yeah, not promiscuous.
11:20You think Lorenzo might watch his tongue after the first obnoxious outburst, but au contraire.
11:25Turns out, he was just getting started.
11:28A tart is a good thing, it's like a...
11:30What?
11:30Is it a fuck?
11:31No.
11:32It's bad.
11:33It's whatever fault.
11:33Aidan's a top tart.
11:35Are we calling each other tarts?
11:38Yeah.
11:39Yeah?
11:41I don't know about that, bro.
11:43This is lost on me.
11:45I'm just not going to speak for the next...
11:47You know, he said I look promiscuous.
11:49What does that mean?
11:50What do you mean?
11:51What does that mean?
11:52That mysterious.
11:53No!
11:54That's what I thought.
11:55No.
11:56Do you know what it means?
11:57No.
11:57You mean you're like a hoe?
11:58No, it's not.
11:59Like you're like a hoe.
12:00Yes, that's what it means.
12:00I'm not sure that like a hoe is the exact Oxford English Dictionary definition of promiscuous,
12:06but close enough, Jasmine.
12:14In this next unseen clip, Ellie has something she wants to get off her chest.
12:19My mum named my boobs Phil and Grant.
12:21Yes!
12:22Which one's Phil and which one's Grant?
12:24I don't know, that's her.
12:25You don't know?
12:25That's her choice.
12:26Can I name them now then?
12:27Right.
12:27Can I have a look?
12:29Yes.
12:30So...
12:32I'm thinking...
12:34Wait, what did she call them?
12:35Phil and Grant, like the Mitchell brothers.
12:42I've never heard of them, Rich.
12:43The EastEnders?
12:45Oh, Phil and Grant!
12:46OK, OK.
12:48I don't think you're going to beat it!
12:50We'll go Phil and Grant.
12:51I don't think you can beat it.
12:52It's an absolute belter.
12:54Now everyone just feels like that.
12:56She doesn't actually say that though.
12:57Like when you come downstairs.
12:59She put it on her Instagram...
12:59No, no.
13:01She put it on her Instagram story when I had...
13:02It was the one year.
13:03When you got it done, yeah.
13:03She went happy one year to Phil and Grant.
13:05Hey look.
13:06Magnificent.
13:20Ever wondered what it would be like if we had Alan Portridge on Love Island?
13:24Well, Lorenzo is giving us a pretty good idea in this unseen clip.
13:28Aha!
13:30Where are you from?
13:31You?
13:32Me!
13:33Me!
13:34Where about this is that though?
13:36I am a female.
13:36Is that up?
13:37Yeah.
13:37OK, I'm down.
13:39It's not down, it's out.
13:40Round the M25.
13:42Yeah, about that I don't know.
13:43What's your junction?
13:49What junction are you?
13:51I've never heard that one.
13:5222.
13:5322.
13:53How do you not know you come off on the junction?
13:56I know the motorway.
13:5622.
13:57We're probably quite close junctions.
13:59Yeah, I think we are.
14:00Yeah, I feel like I'm seven and like you're...
14:02I'm like five and you're like seven.
14:04I don't know how they...
14:05How do they like work out where the junctions...
14:06The motorway don't end?
14:07I think so.
14:07Where does it start?
14:08Where does it end?
14:09Because there isn't.
14:10If you've got London in the middle...
14:12Right, Hertfordshire is north, east...
14:14Right, this is where I get a little bit lost, so just slow...
14:17I just know London's in there and that's as good as it gets.
14:19What are you finding lost?
14:20I just said London's in the middle.
14:23Okay, carry on.
14:24Right, London's in there.
14:25This is the bit...
14:26We're getting jobs here.
14:26Where is it?
14:27Like just north of London?
14:28North...
14:29What is?
14:29North-east?
14:30Yes, Essex is literally...
14:32Essex is near.
14:32Yeah.
14:33Okay, just simple...
14:34Simple wording.
14:35North of London.
14:36You've got Hertfordshire.
14:37Then you've got Essex.
14:38Yeah.
14:39And then you've got Kent.
14:40No?
14:40Yes.
14:41So you go round the M25.
14:42Now he's talking!
14:43You go wrap it around.
14:45Yes, you go round the M25.
14:47Are you actually understanding this or is it...?
14:50No, no, no.
14:50I know my maps.
14:51Okay.
14:52Do you actually...
14:53I'm good with my maps, yeah.
14:54Do you drive to...?
14:54We're like, ah?
14:55I drive in Scotland, Danfoe.
14:58Alright.
14:58Do you drive on the right in Scotland?
15:00Eh?
15:00Do you drive on the right in Scotland?
15:02No.
15:03Is it?
15:03There's no way.
15:05Do you?
15:05What?
15:06Is it left-hand drive?
15:07Left-hand drive like normal?
15:09No.
15:09Do you drive on the left?
15:10It's just the same as England.
15:11Same as England, right?
15:12Why?
15:12Oh, my God.
15:13You never know because it's a different fucking land.
15:15Do they have junctions, though?
15:18Aye.
15:19We do.
15:20Dragons.
15:20What junction are you?
15:22I don't know.
15:23Does no-one know their junction?
15:24No-one knows their junction.
15:26I don't think it's a normal thing to ask, to be honest.
15:27Yeah, I've never been asked.
15:29I've never been asked.
15:29It's a great junction.
15:30It's something different.
15:36Time for a quick dip into our Islanders pre-show interviews
15:39to ask Opie, what are you like?
15:42People always think I'm all right.
15:43I'm going to be uns, uns all the time.
15:45But I'm actually like...
15:46Ah, I ran out of time.
15:47We'll come back after to find out in his own words,
15:51what Opie like?
16:07Welcome back to Love Island Unseen Bit.
16:13We're here with the same old predictable cheesy unseen footage
16:16from the last week in the villa.
16:17Here we go.
16:18One, two, three.
16:20I believe in cheese.
16:22Can you stop, please?
16:24No, my G.
16:27Because I'm repping about cheese.
16:29Anything you want from us, girls?
16:30Go to the ends, pose, come back and then I'll go.
16:33If you say so.
16:37We'll give you the energy boost you need.
16:41We've got hard hitting clips.
16:43And again!
16:44And again!
16:45And again!
16:46And full body flips.
16:48Fantastic.
16:49Just say it like it is.
16:51Like a duck on water.
16:53Duck to water.
16:54It's the same thing.
16:58This year's Islanders really are the goat.
17:02Oh!
17:04I'm not even trying that one.
17:06What the fuck is going on?
17:10Earlier we rudely interrupted Opie while talking about his favourite subject, Opie.
17:16But...
17:17What's Opie like?
17:19People always think I'm all wet.
17:21I'm going to be uns uns all the time.
17:22But I'm actually like uns uns uns.
17:24You know what I mean?
17:25There's like...
17:26Again, Ops is different.
17:27Ops is a...
17:28I'm like an onion.
17:29You see that whole thing with Shrek?
17:31I'm like an onion.
17:31Ops is an onion.
17:33Caption that.
17:34Opie's onions.
17:35Is that going to be there?
17:35Opie's onions.
17:38Not sure likening yourself to a vegetable that stinks and makes people cry is a great idea, Opie.
17:43But you do you.
17:50Islander Ellie is flying the flag for Scotland this year and she expected a language barrier at Mallorca airport.
17:56But not inside the villa.
17:58Is Shrek Scottish?
17:59Yeah.
18:00Is who? Shrek.
18:01Yeah.
18:02That's just a wild comment to just whack out with.
18:04That's a good point actually.
18:05I didn't think of that.
18:06Are you calling her Shrek?
18:07You're in bed with Shrek.
18:09Well done, Opie.
18:11Fiona!
18:15Donkey.
18:16So what am I Shrek?
18:18Is that what...
18:19Well you can be Fiona and then he can be Lord Farquaad.
18:22Lord Farquaad.
18:27Where is that ogre?
18:34That was a fab impression.
18:37Where is that ogre?
18:40Luckily she didn't turn into an ogre.
18:44And so Ellie discovered that a snog from Aiden wasn't true love's first kiss.
18:55I took one look at the paint job around that fire pit and thought to myself there's no way it
18:59could get any more blue.
19:04But it did get more blue for the first challenge of the series. Phone roulette.
19:10One by one our islanders had to pick a phone out at random.
19:13Hello random.
19:15That phone then received a text containing a dare to be completed by the owner of the phone.
19:20Oh!
19:22Suck the toes of an islander of your choice.
19:26Suck the toes of an islander of your choice.
19:29So let's do a call back and dial up the dares we didn't get to see.
19:37Samaraj!
19:38Samaraj!
19:39Oh, here we go.
19:41Okay.
19:42Oh no!
19:44I'd suck all the toes again.
19:47Perform your favourite sex position with the islander you think would be best in bed.
19:53Oh!
19:57Oh no! I'm scared!
19:59You've got to lie down though.
20:01And then put this leg over like this.
20:03Oh my...
20:05Like this!
20:06Yeah!
20:08I love that one too!
20:11Great position!
20:12Yeah, does anyone know the actual, like, name for that?
20:15It's called the Samaraj Special!
20:20Lorenzo!
20:23Say who you think is in the wrong couple and who they should be with instead.
20:27Oh!
20:29The couple that I can't see working, I'd probably say Sam and Robin.
20:34I don't think Sam's got to know Lola.
20:37I think Sam and Lola could be...
20:38Ooh!
20:40Could be a little vibe going on, yeah.
20:42I think Robin should be with...
20:45I think she should be with George.
20:49Because she likes George.
20:52Fucking hell!
20:54Are you missing?
20:56I like Robin, so...
20:58Yeah!
21:01Ellie!
21:04Ding, ding!
21:07Ding, ding!
21:09Have a three-way kiss with two boys you fancy the most.
21:12Oh!
21:13That's a good one!
21:14You haven't got to pick me!
21:16Are you messing? This is your time to shine!
21:18Do you fancy a kiss?
21:19Do you fancy a kiss?
21:21Yeah!
21:25I'm so excited!
21:29Woo!
21:33Say that, eh?
21:34You can just do it here if you want!
21:36Oh, do it here, look!
21:38Oh, I don't know how to do it, though!
21:40Fucking hug!
21:42Go, Finn, save!
21:43Tom!
21:44Oh, look at you!
21:45Yay!
21:49It's all enough, brother!
21:50It's all enough!
21:51How you doing? Was it a good kisser?
21:53Oh, it's a great kisser, mate!
21:54Next time I'll do it without Ellie.
22:04After he spent the first night with his foot stuck in his mouth,
22:07you'd think Lorenzo would have enjoyed that challenge,
22:09but apparently not.
22:11Do you like toe-sucking?
22:14No!
22:14No, not normally!
22:16Who does?
22:17Not normally!
22:17Hands up for toe-sucking!
22:21There's more than me thought!
22:22I love it being done to me!
22:24Really?
22:25Oh, that's so hot!
22:26I've never really, like, let someone suck me toes!
22:31I don't think it's very nice, babe!
22:33Wait, Jasmine, what do you like about it?
22:34What is it?
22:36Well, it's nice in, like, sexual situations.
22:38It's not nice as on a reg.
22:42Tuesday afternoon, where are those toes at?
22:45At the office getting a toe-sucked!
22:47Well, Lorenzo would be a pro now, so...
22:50Oh, not after that performance, though!
22:52You can teach me.
22:54Shall I?
22:54Yeah.
22:55Maybe not.
22:57Is it just the toe-sucking, or does the tongue, like, run across the toes?
23:02Whatever you want.
23:03All of it.
23:04Right.
23:06But you're freaked out by feet.
23:07What'd you say?
23:08Are you freaked out by feet?
23:10Not freaked out by feet.
23:11I just don't think that...
23:13I just don't think much of feet.
23:15I like a nice foot, but I won't be like, oh, yeah, that's a good foot.
23:21Like I said, I'm all about the arms.
23:23Have you ever said that?
23:25Like I say, it's like I'm toasting out.
23:27Yeah, skinny arms.
23:29Skinny arms?
23:30Yes, I told you that.
23:31Anyone else fancy skinny arms?
23:33I'd ask for a show of hands, but I'm afraid Lorenzo would suck those hands right up to the armpit.
23:44Everyone knows that a coffee is not just a simple morning brew in the villa, and that a latte is
23:48a Love Island love language.
23:51And Aidan is worried he may be expressoing himself a little too much.
23:55Where's the ass?
23:57That's me.
24:00How many ice cubes do you want?
24:02One, two.
24:04Four.
24:05Four?
24:06It's going to fall out the cup.
24:08Two, please.
24:10So, making a coffee in the morning, basically, it instigates, you know, that things are quite serious, really.
24:16It means you have, you know, you might have genuine feelings towards somebody.
24:21Why is it there?
24:22What?
24:23Do you not fill it up?
24:24What do I say to the top?
24:26Just try that, try that, and I'll see if I fill it up.
24:28Because I don't know if you need more milk in there or coffee.
24:34Mmm.
24:36What's that?
24:37Is that a yay or a nay?
24:39Do you want more milk in it or what?
24:42No.
24:42That'd do, wouldn't it?
24:43I need caramel.
24:45Don't be fussy, eh?
24:46I'm not.
24:47I'm going to just be caramel.
24:47Don't be fussy.
24:48Yeah.
24:49I don't see it as a serious thing.
24:50Like, making someone a coffee in the morning, I think is quite normal.
24:54Because I made her one this morning.
24:56If I make everyone a coffee tomorrow, it's kind of not seen as that serious.
25:01And then I can, like, kind of ease my way out of it.
25:04That's not going to happen, by the way.
25:05I'm not going to get up and make everyone a coffee.
25:07If you do end up making coffees, Aidan, I'll have a double shot, mocha chocka, defrocka frapper, knacka de Niro.
25:19The title of this next unseen clip is on the tip of my tongue.
25:22Do you want to know a fun fact?
25:23Go on.
25:24If you look at anything, your tongue knows exactly what it would feel like to lick it.
25:30Are you playing with me?
25:32No, that's right.
25:34Well, if you want to take it that way, Grant, but I'm actually dead serious.
25:37Like, look at anything and imagine licking it.
25:39Your tongue knows exactly what it's going to be like.
25:41Look at the net.
25:41Look at the pillow.
25:42It knows exactly what it will feel like.
25:44That's true of a stimulating for my brain.
25:45Isn't it?
25:46That's true of a stimulating for my brain.
25:47It's cool, though.
25:48Yeah, it actually is.
25:49To be fair, that's a fun fact.
25:51Never knew that.
25:52Right, any other fun facts?
25:53Do you have any for me?
25:54I've got a fun fact for you, Sean.
25:55It's time for a break.
25:56So we'll have to come back later and find out what's the fun fact?
26:16You're watching Love Island Unseen Bits, so let's get this party started.
26:22Do you want me to show you what I'm like, De-ose!
26:24I'll give you a shot!
26:25Okay, ready?
26:29Yeah, say lets.
26:32That's me!
26:40We've danced for the last seven days of the amazing arms that didn't get picked.
26:45Have I got a bogey?
26:47Definitely in there.
26:48Mate, well, go blow your nose!
26:49No, can you pick it out?
26:50Can you fuck off?
26:52These New Islanders are always ready for a close-up.
26:56Oh, you fucker.
26:58They certainly know how to strike a pose.
27:01What's that called?
27:04That's the downward dog.
27:05You've dusted your head.
27:06Are you all right, babe?
27:09Where's the down?
27:10It's Love Island Unseen Mets.
27:16Before the break, Sean was about to impart another fun fact.
27:19Right, any other fun facts?
27:20Do you have any for me?
27:21So go on then, Sean.
27:24What's the fun fact?
27:27About me.
27:28Right, a platypus.
27:30What the fuck's a platypus?
27:31Oh my god, a period of platypus.
27:33Phineas and Ferb.
27:34Phineas and Ferb!
27:35Yeah, so you do know.
27:35Yeah, yeah, yeah.
27:36So, platypus.
27:37Does it sweat water, blood, or milk?
27:44Water.
27:44Milk.
27:45Milk?
27:46It sweats out milk, isn't it?
27:47How the fuck do you know that?
27:49I like platypuses.
27:50No, I don't know.
27:51I can't remember.
27:51I think I heard that at a table quiz before.
27:53That's a bit fair, though.
27:53You're not a teacher.
27:55I don't teach the kids that, totally.
27:57Today, we're platypuses.
28:01The girls are wasting no time.
28:03It may only be week one, but they're already discussing their type on paper.
28:06But I read, like, chick flicks, you know, when they're, like, nothing-y.
28:09They're not, like, you're reading, like, psychological books.
28:12Like, that's so different to me.
28:13I'm just like, ch-ch-ch-ch-ch.
28:14I'm a Colleen Hoover type of game.
28:16Oh, I do like that.
28:16Look, I like.
28:17We're literally book club, guys.
28:20Yeah, you're not out, BBC Four.
28:22We could also do highbrow.
28:27I love Claire Douglas.
28:29She does, like, murder, mis-y.
28:30What are they doing?
28:31Ooh.
28:32What are they doing?
28:33I'm such a Bridget Young girl.
28:35No.
28:36I don't know who Bridget told us.
28:37I'm a self-help kind of book.
28:38I find myself help because I'm, like, I low-key know half of this already.
28:41Yeah, but I'm, like, yeah, this is kind of basic knowledge.
28:42Like, you should know this shit.
28:44Like, who doesn't know this hard-arm they're living their life not knowing this stuff?
28:47You just continue your book chats.
28:49I'm going to go.
28:49No, but we were saying, like, hey, everyone.
28:51Are you dipping your feet in?
28:55Yeah.
28:57What are you guys chatting about?
28:58They were talking about books, and I'm not going to lie, don't read.
29:00Then you came over here, you were like, nah.
29:02I don't read at all.
29:03She's like, nah, forget this shit.
29:04What's your favourite novel of the 20th century?
29:06We're talking about books as well.
29:08Oh, fuck off.
29:08We're actually talking about foreign literature.
29:10Yeah.
29:10The Swedish ones.
29:11These are technicants.
29:13Yeah, the Swedish literature is really interesting.
29:15We're thinking about taking a trip to the library.
29:18Just to see the museums and the culture.
29:20Yeah.
29:20All the culture.
29:21So much culture to take in.
29:23I don't mind not reading.
29:25I read a book during the lockdown.
29:28What?
29:29I've came over here to avoid the book conversation, and you're like, I need a book.
29:33I'm actually just going to go sit on myself.
29:35Ellie is thinking that this is not the under the cover's actions she signed up for.
29:45Robin may be a proud scouser, but that doesn't mean she knows whereabouts in the UK Liverpool
29:49actually is.
29:51You're going to have to teach me some slanky now.
29:52I'm serious.
29:53Because when we get out and I come down and we have to go out and we have to go
29:56out.
29:56I'm going to have to go out and...
29:58Scotland's up to me.
29:59Is it?
30:06You come up then.
30:07You come on right down.
30:09You come up.
30:10Well, when I come down...
30:13Up.
30:14Up.
30:15Up.
30:16Up.
30:17Up.
30:17When I come off.
30:18When I come off.
30:18When I...
30:23Up.
30:29Up.
30:31Up.
30:31Up.
30:31Up.
30:31Up.
30:31Up.
30:31Up.
30:31Up.
30:32Up.
30:32Up.
30:32Up.
30:32Up.
30:32Up.
30:32Up.
30:32Up.
30:32Up.
30:32Up.
30:36Up.
30:39Up.
30:42Up.
30:46Up.
30:49They didn't fuck around, did they? They'd just come right at you.
30:52It's so nice to have someone come in and just be, like, a man.
30:57A man?
30:58WHISTLE BLOWS
31:00Honestly, if I had chopsticks, if I'd have fucking caught that.
31:03Like, I think we're just like... Oh, my God, sorry, that is a ginormous loss.
31:07I think it's probably just attracting people who've got perfume and stuff on.
31:09Fuck, so...
31:12Oh!
31:13No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
31:15You're obsessed with me.
31:16OK. I need her to take the 13...
31:19WHISTLE BLOWS
31:20Where is it?
31:21You're all right, you're all right.
31:22It landed on my face!
31:23I just saw that happen in 4K. What the hell?
31:27That is a monster.
31:28Did you see it on my face?
31:29Yeah. It literally landed on my face.
31:32You guys just slapped me. I love you have... It hurt.
31:34I'm not joking.
31:35That I should do. Yeah.
31:36Like, one day, I'll just come over and I'll give you, like...
31:38I'll brought you a gift. Just that...
31:41Get it off me.
31:43AHHHHH!
31:46Why didn't you get it off me?
31:48I just want to see what he's going to do.
31:49He's coming back for revenge.
31:50I think that is the...
31:51That is the same one.
31:54I was quite calm.
31:55Like, whatever happened, happened.
31:58But now I'm, like, ready to...
32:01What is that?
32:01Whoa!
32:03Whoa!
32:04It just fell.
32:05Whoa, wait, take a picture of it.
32:07Oh, it's Islanders take a pic with something.
32:12I'll take a pic of you taking a pic of him. Come on.
32:15And then I'm going to take a pic of you taking a pic of...
32:17Me taking a pic.
32:26Pick it up.
32:28That's massive.
32:28Don't pick that up.
32:29You're just having to pick it up.
32:31Yeah, I chose my mind.
32:33Ooh!
32:34Beetle catching.
32:35Ooh!
32:36We don't know if it's poisonous.
32:38AHHHHH!
32:38I'm going to.
32:41I don't know that shit.
32:42If you don't like it, Opie,
32:44then don't do a photo shoot with a dung beetle.
32:52IT'S THE FIRST WEEK AND ALREADY THE TERRICE HAS SEEN SOME SERIOUS LIP ACTION.
32:57Mmm.
32:57I don't know.
33:27But what I'd like to know is what sweet nothings were uttered to set the romantic tone.
33:35Wait, hold up. I'm going to pee quickly.
33:37Shut up.
33:38I swear to God I need to pee.
33:39Fuck off.
33:40You can just take in stuff.
33:42Are you happy you're leaving me already?
33:44Yay!
33:45He's literally leaving me already.
33:47He's like, I need a way.
33:49Oh, yes, sir.
33:50How romantic.
34:13Oh, the romance.
34:20I was quite flattered to hear that Lorenzo was talking to Ellie about one of the funniest people to come
34:25out of Scotland.
34:26Which one of you has taken a shit?
34:30That's fucking worries.
34:31It's fucking disgusting.
34:33She's great, that woman.
34:34She put Scotland on the map.
34:35Yeah, what an icon.
34:36Yeah.
34:38Do you know her?
34:39No.
34:40Do I know her?
34:41Do you know the woman that asks if her kids have got her?
34:44No!
34:45I don't know her.
34:46Wish I did, though.
34:47I'm going to sing Shall Lied by Shall Lied.
35:01No, I need to see it, like, front on.
35:03Oh, you must have?
35:04Right, right.
35:05Right, hold on.
35:06So, what character do you want first?
35:09The wee lassie.
35:10There's two?
35:11No, the one that's sitting did nothing.
35:14Right, you ready?
35:15I'm going to sing.
35:16I'm going to sing.
35:27Alright, I'm going to sing Shall Lied by Shall Lied by Shall Lied by Shall Lied.
35:34This is like year eleven drama.
35:38Oh, no, I saw this one.
35:39I saw this one, I saw it, dude.
35:40Right, go, go, go.
35:42Which one of you has done that shit?
35:46And then you have to say...
35:47It wasn't me.
35:47It wasn't me.
35:49That's fucking one of yas.
35:51Disgustin!
35:54Sorry.
35:56Oh, good brother.
35:59Do you make her laugh?
36:01No.
36:03I don't.
36:03Ready?
36:04Go.
36:07Do you know what I mean?
36:08This bit much.
36:10I think it's a bit over the top now.
36:11I feel like I can't put it.
36:12What's so funny?
36:13Yeah, Yasmin, that's so funny if you ask me.
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37:56Everyone say cheese!
37:58Or better still, everyone say Love Island Unseen Bits!
38:07We're here to throw back to things you wish you had seen.
38:14Like that big ledge behind you, Yaz.
38:17Good day!
38:18Ow!
38:19It's a programme that's easy to dip into.
38:23Oh, you've just put your hand in there!
38:25Alright, listen.
38:26That's the least of my problems right now.
38:30It's a show that proves that when life sends you lemons,
38:33you can make lemonade.
38:35Fuck off!
38:36Yeah!
38:37At last, a talent that Opie hasn't mastered.
38:41It's Love Island Unseen Bits!
38:46I heard two of the girls walking past my voiceover booth yesterday
38:49saying, that Aiden, what a melt.
38:51I think it might have been something to do with this unseen bite.
38:54That looks good.
38:55Boy and Ramsay.
38:56Don't it, wouldn't it?
38:57Met's got two, don't it?
38:58Is this mine or yours?
38:59Are you right?
39:02Are you joking me?
39:03Are you going to come and have a girls shower?
39:05Can we share it?
39:09Has this been rubbed?
39:11It's just been rubbed, mate.
39:12I know.
39:13It's alright, make another one.
39:14Round two.
39:15Oh, it's a bit soggy on that.
39:16It's a bit soggy!
39:19It's got a soggy bottom.
39:20Don't moan, babe.
39:22What did she say?
39:23It's a bit soggy.
39:24Bring it back here, then.
39:26Sorry, Aiden.
39:27It looks like your reputation as a chef is toast.
39:31I want to give the girls...
39:31Oh, my God.
39:32Is it a sandwich?
39:33Can I have some?
39:34Oh, my God!
39:36That is the best thing I've ever diced.
39:41Mmm.
39:43That's so good.
39:44That's giving me goosebumps.
39:45I've got full on shivers.
39:48Do you want to have light?
39:49I would.
39:50She would?
39:51Yes, she would.
39:52How fucking good is that?
39:54How good is this?
39:58That's my favourite thing in the world.
40:05Oh, my God.
40:07Oh, my God.
40:08Oh, my God.
40:08Oh, my God.
40:08Incredible from him.
40:11He's an amazing mum.
40:12Mm.
40:13Well, this is a Love Island first.
40:15A girl that likes a cheesy fella who strings her along.
40:2424 hours after they entered the villa, the truth came out about George and Yasmin's secret mission from Maya.
40:31Islanders, Yasmin and George entered the villa yesterday. They have been keeping a secret.
40:36No, I don't think it's funny, you know.
40:38Well, that's what you were wrong, Yasmin. It was funny. First, everyone pulled a funny face. And then there was
40:45this priceless bit of comedy timing as Samraj and Ellie were sent packing.
40:52Ellie and Samraj, it's not over yet. A second chance is coming.
40:57Is this a joke?
40:58It is a joke, Samraj. I told you this was funny.
41:02The games have begun.
41:05I'm ready.
41:05Also ready were two brand new bombshells. So Ellie and Samraj went from dumped to double dates.
41:13And here are some delicious unseen bits that you didn't get to see.
41:18Nice.
41:18Lovely, innit?
41:19Sorry, what was your name?
41:20Cavan.
41:21Cavan, yeah, the K. It's different, innit?
41:23Oh, Cavan.
41:24Cavan, yeah.
41:24I sound horrible saying that.
41:26Where are you from? Have you got a bit of an accent?
41:28Have a guess.
41:30Welsh.
41:31No.
41:32Scottish?
41:32Yeah.
41:3350, 50.
41:34I was going to say close enough, but it's a mile and a half.
41:38I'm a model, darling. I'm used to the cameras. Make sure you get my good side, OK?
41:43Cheers.
41:43To us.
41:44Cheers. Indeed.
41:46Sorry.
41:47I had to swallow it.
41:50Yeah, I need to put this down. I actually can't see that fucking thing.
41:53What's going to happen?
41:53I should have got that bow ties down.
41:54Because I'm splitting that down, aren't I?
41:56It's OK.
41:56There's a fire.
41:57Yeah, I was going to say, you don't want that in your drink.
41:59Yeah, dude, look, cheers.
42:00Let's do this.
42:01What's going to happen?
42:02Come on.
42:03Let's go.
42:03Let's go.
42:03Oh.
42:04It's funny.
42:09She hit my head.
42:16It's back. It's time for...
42:19Beach Up Bonanza!
42:22I asked our elders to show me their party tricks.
42:26Party tricks?
42:27I don't know.
42:30I could do the moonwalk.
42:34Mate, that was shit, to be fair.
42:36I have the world's crappiest party tricks, which I'm going to show you guys because the world needs to see
42:43it.
42:51Ta-da!
42:58I think I've got one.
43:01Two legs up and a little like this.
43:04Make it rain.
43:06This one bed's a lot worse than this one, but this one's pure ringing.
43:14Tense my abs.
43:15I think having abs is the party trick, so...
43:20Oh.
43:24Eh.
43:26Maybe.
43:27I don't know.
43:32Oops.
43:33Looks like this.
43:50I've got really bendy wendy hands so that I can do this weird thing I can do the magic
43:55might one where I jump in the air and I grind on the floor oh oh no I think we're
44:04okay
44:08is it all right so what is that one a rush to do it again maybe not come back next
44:16week for some
44:24more Unseen Bits is contractually obliged to include a certain amount of farts in each episode
44:29but we are almost at the end and we have not reached our quota we're going to get reported
44:33to waftcom let's have one last look I am terrified to see the Unseen Bits because I am just exactly
44:39I will be farting on Unseen Bits time again they're going to use that shit yeah 100% of course
44:51we are
44:51in just in time it was a princess pop it wasn't anything else it wasn't a fart we'll take a
44:58princess
44:58pop Yasmin thanks see you next time bye
45:19you
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