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Off Campus - Season 1 - Episode 03: The Orgasm Eng Sub
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00:20Do you know I'm all day?
00:23Yeah, it's just something I do.
00:25Reach me when I'm stuck.
00:27Keep going.
00:31Keep going.
01:07You make me nervous.
01:14What is that?
02:15I know, I know.
02:17I'm going to.
02:22You almost there?
02:24I'm trying.
02:26Keep going.
02:27I can do this.
02:29I can do this.
02:32Can you?
02:43I can do this.
03:08I can do this.
03:18I can do this.
03:21I can do this.
03:22I can do this.
03:28I can do this.
03:43I can do this.
03:48I can do this.
03:51I can do this.
03:53Yeah, why?
03:55Because you're speaking in two and three word sentences.
03:58No, I'm not.
04:01Yes, you are.
04:03Well, Z, I am thrilled beyond words that we have accomplished this key step in Project Loverboy,
04:10and you are on the road to getting laid.
04:13Excuse me.
04:14That's not what this is about.
04:17Justin is not just some random guy I want to hook up with.
04:20He is a talented musician who I respect.
04:24And also want to hook up with.
04:28Well, yeah.
04:30Oh, my God.
04:31Oh, my God.
04:31I'm so nervous.
04:34You're overthinking.
04:36Get out of your head.
04:38You know your shit.
04:39Just do you.
04:41Yeah.
04:41Right.
04:42Me.
04:45By the way, he may not know it yet, but you're the real catch.
04:51So, act like it.
04:56Thanks, Coach.
04:58Okay.
04:59Gotta go.
05:11Come on.
05:13Come on.
05:14Come on.
05:19Yes!
05:20No!
05:21I win.
05:22Dean De Laurentiis, everyone.
05:23Losing to a girl.
05:25Sexist.
05:25How is that sexist?
05:27She is not a girl.
05:28She is a person in a girl's body.
05:30Aw, Dean.
05:32Man who sells cannibal.
05:33Sorry.
05:34You're good.
05:34Gee, this is Lexi's friend Zoe.
05:36Zoe.
05:38Two out of three, okay?
05:39Let's go.
05:40Let's go.
05:40Dean.
05:41Dean, chill.
05:42Garrett needs to study.
05:43Yeah, and I need to live.
05:44Okay?
05:45This is the living room.
05:46Hey, Dean.
05:47Come on.
05:47Garrett's benched if he doesn't pass this thing and then he's fucked.
05:49Then your whole line is fucked.
05:50And the season's fucked.
05:51I can't be the number one fan of a shitty team.
05:54That's so embarrassing.
05:55Right.
05:55Guys, I'm trying here.
05:56Rain fuel flying in, Cap.
05:58We got you.
05:59High in omega-3s, car four, no keto bullshit.
06:03Yes, sir.
06:04What is that?
06:05More liquid IV.
06:07I thought you passed on the sponsorship.
06:08Yeah, I did.
06:09They DMed my dad some happy family marketing angle.
06:12They want me to do the whole thing with him.
06:13Wait, sorry.
06:14That's it?
06:15How much money did you leave on the table?
06:16Does it matter?
06:17It's kind of his business.
06:18Y'all, he's trying to study.
06:20Trust me.
06:20No amount of money is worth it.
06:22That's why, uh, Taco Shack is the ideal sponsorship.
06:25No strings attached.
06:26Just carne asada.
06:27All I'm saying is cash is better than tacos.
06:29Unless you don't need the cash, I guess.
06:30Jules.
06:31What?
06:32He knows he's a nepo.
06:33Okay, you know what?
06:33I need to focus.
06:35Geez.
06:35No.
06:37See what you did?
06:41Think he's coming back with that?
06:49I mean, it's just a start.
06:52What I have.
06:53It's rough still.
06:56Might totally suck.
06:58That might suck.
06:59Might not.
07:00It's a process.
07:03Yeah.
07:13Yeah, I like this, uh, like this phrase here.
07:16You do?
07:17Yeah.
07:19These, are these lyrics?
07:21No.
07:24Maybe.
07:25Maybe.
07:25Maybe.
07:26They're my attempts.
07:27Um, I haven't written the lyrics since high school.
07:29Okay.
07:30Uh, can you sing it for me?
07:31Oh, no.
07:32I'm not a singer.
07:33Sorry.
07:34Well, I, um, I can't read your handwriting.
07:38You know what?
07:39That, that might be fine.
07:40Okay.
07:41Uh, um, why don't you, why don't you tell me what you think the song's about?
07:48Yeah.
07:49Yeah.
07:49Yeah, sure.
07:50Um, uh, it's a love song.
07:54I think.
07:55Um, kinda wanted to use the cello here.
07:59Like a guitar.
08:00Kinda like a George Harrison vibe, right?
08:03Um, like a counterpoint to the vocals.
08:05Like they're having a conversation.
08:08Uh, sorry.
08:09But the lyrics, um, could be about, like, being in love with someone who doesn't see you.
08:16And the cello's like, hey, I see you.
08:19I'm, I'm into you.
08:20You, you know?
08:23Yeah.
08:25Yeah, I, um, I get what you suckling.
08:29Really?
08:30Hmm.
08:32Hey, can I, can I borrow this?
08:34Mess around with it a bit?
08:36Yes, please.
08:37Of course.
08:37Take it.
08:38Sweet.
08:39Sweet.
08:47Your life is about to change.
08:48It is?
08:49Yeah.
08:50Well, we think my life's about to change.
08:52Hence, Ergo, therefore.
08:53Keep reading for life changing.
08:55Okay.
08:56Do you remember that agent I told you about?
08:58The one that reps Ryder U theater legend, Joanna Maxwell?
09:01Mm-hmm.
09:02Who, he came to see our town a couple weeks ago, and he wants to sign me.
09:07Oh, wow.
09:07That's great.
09:08It is.
09:09Like, it really, really is.
09:11His, his agency has offices all over the place, so this could mean film and TV work in LA,
09:16like, stage work in New York.
09:18Like, this is everything.
09:20Everything.
09:21What happened to Vermont?
09:22I thought you'd join me there after you graduate.
09:25My family, my dad's insurance company.
09:27Vermont was summer.
09:29Vermont was the plan.
09:32Vermont was your plan.
09:36Maybe I have different friends.
09:39It's just, what are the odds?
09:44What do you mean?
09:46I mean, what are the odds of you actually making it?
09:48In Vermont, we can build a life together.
09:50Yeah.
09:51A great life that's stable and secure.
09:53Yeah, and that is a great life, but...
09:56And you can select.
09:56I mean, you can do all the summer stock you want.
09:58You basically always get the lead, which I know you love.
10:01Okay.
10:02And what about fall and winter?
10:05Spring?
10:06I guess I just thought you'd up for all this.
10:12Wow.
10:13I didn't mean it like that, Allie.
10:16And then...
10:18Look, I'm getting cold.
10:20Can we talk about this later?
10:22Are you done?
10:26No, I'm not.
10:39Uh, hey, you don't have to lock it.
10:41You just leave it on the porch.
10:43Or, actually, you know, I can leave it on the porch.
10:46Oh, hi.
10:47Thanks.
10:53What happened to your Subaru?
10:55Oh, my blue-baroo.
10:57How do you know about that?
10:59Uh, I fixed it.
11:00Freshman year, you brought it to my family's garage just off Route 6.
11:03That was you?
11:04That was me.
11:05Yeah.
11:05I loved that car.
11:07Tragically, she died.
11:08Oh, shit.
11:09Sorry.
11:09No, no.
11:10You gave my blue-baroo six more months of life.
11:12I had her my whole freshman year.
11:14That was huge.
11:14Well, if your bike ever needs a tune-up...
11:17I'm your guy.
11:19Okay.
11:20I'm actually...
11:20I'm serious.
11:21I kinda made a little business out of fixing things, doing handyman work, whatever I can
11:26get around campus.
11:27I'm actually currently on my way to hang Professor Walden's new widescreen TV for 25 an hour.
11:34Nice.
11:35Yeah.
11:35I'm rolling it.
11:37Well, I'm holding down three jobs at the moment for...
11:40Wait for it.
11:41Minimum wage.
11:43Damn!
11:43Where's the Bentley?
11:44Come on.
11:45I love riding my bike.
11:46Keeps me grounded.
11:47Yeah.
11:48You know?
11:48Really good for you.
11:49Yeah.
11:49I'm proud of you.
11:50You're a hockey player.
11:52I thought all you guys got free rides.
11:54Yeah, well, scholarship money only goes so far.
11:56Can't all be Gary Graham, right?
12:00Anyway, he is, uh, studying in his room.
12:03It's the last door.
12:04On the left.
12:05I know.
12:06Right.
12:07Right.
12:08Bye.
12:15Hmm.
12:22I'm going to-
12:25Garrett!
12:28Not sure how CheerTyPie can do to really-
12:30Oh, god!
12:32Sweet cherry pie!
12:35Sweet cherry pie!
12:37Hannah, wait.
12:38You know, locking the door is a thing that people do.
12:40I'm sorry.
12:41Okay, you know I plan these sessions for you
12:43and you're always distracted.
12:44You're at the gym curling or pressing or whatever
12:47or sexting or...
12:49God, fuck, actually having sex.
12:51Which, by the way, kind of blows up our entire story.
12:53No, it doesn't.
12:54Yeah, it does. We're supposed to be a couple.
12:56Yeah, but we're not exclusive. We talked about this.
12:59Well, I know that nobody would believe
13:01that Mr. I Don't Do Girlfriends would actually have a girlfriend.
13:04That's not the point.
13:05The point is that you're not taking us this seriously.
13:09Yes, I am. I was studying.
13:10Yeah, studying what exactly?
13:12Okay, no. Actually, don't. Don't answer that.
13:15Zoe offered to help, you know, take my mind off of things,
13:18loosen up a little bit.
13:19Oh, my God. Please, stop.
13:21You changed the study time.
13:22Yeah, I changed it to now, and you agreed.
13:25Okay, hold on. Wait.
13:28Okay, I'm sorry.
13:30I want to learn this.
13:31I do. I...
13:34I don't get how there can be two truths.
13:37Like, shit's either true or it's not.
13:40Subjective, objective.
13:41I mean, what the fuck, Kierkegaard?
13:45Okay, he believed that people needed to define truths for themselves.
13:50Like, believing in God.
13:53See, this is why I need you.
13:55That actually makes sense.
13:56Yeah, well, what can I say?
13:57I know my pretentious philosophers.
14:00Okay, look.
14:02I messed up.
14:04Can you please come back inside?
14:06Tucker made salmon.
14:07We can eat, study.
14:08Okay, you have a naked woman in your room.
14:11Oh.
14:13Shit, I do.
14:14Uh, that's okay.
14:15Just, uh, give me five minutes.
14:19What?
14:20Uh, Justin has some thoughts about the song.
14:25All right, well, what about studying?
14:27I'll send you a video on Kierkegaard that explains everything, okay?
14:31And I'll meet you tomorrow before class.
14:34With your clothes on!
14:56And then the cello part you wrote for the pre actually worked great as a vocal melody.
15:00Then I added another section before the call and response, like, um...
15:04What was it all for?
15:07Hello, hello pain.
15:10Sinking into your yellow, yellow eyes.
15:16Yellow, yellow.
15:18And then your cello part?
15:22Yellow, yellow.
15:29Yellow, yellow.
15:32Something like that.
15:33You just came up with that?
15:35That's your melody.
15:36I just, um, just gave it words.
15:39Do you like it?
15:41Yeah, yeah, I do.
15:43I really, really do.
15:45I mean, I told you, and I'm just, yeah, I'm really glad you like it.
15:52Uh, shit, sorry.
15:53Uh, do you, do you always record yourself?
15:58Well, you never know what inspiration might strike.
16:00Like, if you see me around campus with my phone in the air, it's because I'm recording.
16:04Like, the sound of the wind or, uh, trees rustling.
16:08Well, there's ceramic clinking and malones.
16:10Such a specific sound.
16:11Such a specific sound, yeah.
16:13And then you use it?
16:15Yeah, sometimes, usually, like, really deep in the mix and I'm trying to change things up.
16:20Ben Folds does it too, and Sharon Van Etten.
16:22Like Billy Iis and Phineas.
16:23Yeah, yeah, exactly.
16:24Oh my God.
16:26Yeah.
16:27Uh.
16:28Let me, um, send you this file and we can, we can riff on it.
16:32Are you a Pro Tools or a Logic, girl?
16:35Logic.
16:36All the way.
16:36Right.
16:39Okay.
16:41Sick.
16:45Um, so, uh, let me actually just, uh, shit, it's, um, it's 7.30, I've got to, I've got to
16:53go.
16:55Okay, yeah, yeah, no problem.
16:58I'll see you later.
16:59Yeah.
17:00Okay, cool.
17:01Yeah.
17:06Fuck.
17:11Fuck.
17:33What am I doing now?
17:35God, can I catch my breath?
17:38Not even for a second.
17:40She says Santa in the woods.
17:43And I obsess.
17:46I slow dreams with attention.
17:48Can you taste it on my lips?
17:51I'm so scared.
17:54But for a second, I don't feel insane.
17:59Come medicate me.
18:00I don't sleep at all, yeah, I've been counting sheep.
18:04I look perfect on the surface, but then ain't me underneath.
18:08I got in good problems, I say things that I don't mean.
18:12Some people pay for therapy, I find it in the sheets.
18:26Hey, let me send you this file and we can riff on it.
18:30Uh, we could?
18:34Or...
18:34Aww.
18:36Aww.
18:36Aww.
18:36Baby, don't make me spell it out for ya.
18:39All of the feelings that I got for ya.
18:44Can't be explained, but I can try for ya.
18:48Baby, don't make me spell it out for ya.
18:52You keep on asking me the same questions.
18:55Why?
18:56Things I can guess in all my intentions.
19:00She knows by the way I use my compressions.
19:03Cause you got the answers to my confessions.
19:07It's like I'm powerful with a little bit of tender.
19:12And emotion, no sexual bender.
19:16Mess me up, yeah, when no one does it better.
19:20There's nothing better.
19:23That's just the way you make me feel.
19:26That's just the way you make me feel.
19:29Oh, I'm so good, so good, so fucking real.
19:33Oh, that's just the way you make me feel.
19:38Oh, that's just the way you make me feel.
19:39Oh, oh, oh.
19:40That's just the way you make me feel.
19:43What do you want, Wellesley?
19:46Wellesley.
19:48Wellesley.
19:51Sorry, yes?
19:52What?
19:53What if she picks Kierkegaard?
19:54I still don't get the two truths thing.
19:57I'm so screwed if I get them.
19:58No, you're not.
19:59You know everything on these cards.
20:01I promise.
20:04What if I forget or something, you know?
20:05I've been told her.
20:06It kind of intimidates the fuck out of me.
20:09Okay, well, pretend she's a defenseman from Eastwood.
20:12Coming at you.
20:13Okay, what would you do?
20:15Skate away.
20:17Hockey, hockey's easy.
20:19Okay, well, if you forget, just look at me.
20:23Okay, convince me.
20:28Isn't this fun?
20:29Huh?
20:53Kierkegaard.
20:55Shit.
20:56Shit.
20:56Okay, Mr. Graham, your topic is ghosting.
21:02Would Kierkegaard argue ghosting is moral or immoral and why?
21:06Uh, Kierkegaard would argue that ghosting someone is immoral because it is, like, um, you know, really wrong to do
21:23to somebody morally.
21:31Uh, you know, ghosting might sound like no big deal, but Kierkegaard would say not only is it harmful to
21:41the victim, it is an absolute abdication of selfhood.
21:49While an objective truth is supported by facts, Kierkegaard believed that, as individuals, we have a shared moral responsibility to
21:59be honest based on our own subjective definition of truth.
22:04To suddenly disappear from someone's life without an explanation is basically, like, discarding their humanity.
22:13Ghosting is choosing comfort over courage, despair over strength.
22:18It is labeling another human being as unworthy.
22:22And, as Kierkegaard himself said, once you label me, you fucking negate me.
22:32Uh, I'm paraphrasing.
22:38Ah!
22:39We did it! A fucking B!
22:41Plus! Don't forget the plus!
22:43B plus?
22:43Yeah, you are officially a professional bullshitter.
22:46Thanks to you.
22:46Oh!
22:50What do you want, Wellesie?
22:53Um, you can put me down now.
22:55Y'all know how much you can bench.
23:01Shit.
23:02I think Justin saw me.
23:07Uh, yeah, he just waved at you, crazy.
23:11He's walking away now.
23:14What's going on?
23:16So embarrassing.
23:18I think he saw my Justin Cole playlist.
23:20You have a Justin Cole playlist?
23:22Hey, don't make it worse.
23:24Are we talking, like, songs that remind you of him or his band stuff?
23:31His band stuff.
23:33And some solo stuff from high school.
23:36Wow, you went down the fangirl rabbit hole.
23:38Hard.
23:39That is the exact opposite of everything we've been working on.
23:42Okay, I know.
23:45Oh, my God.
23:46He wants to know if I'm good.
23:49What should I say?
23:50Am I good?
23:50Nope.
23:51What are you doing?
23:52You're not going to respond.
23:53Say nothing.
23:54What?
23:55Hey, fangirl.
23:56Start thinking like a fuckboy.
23:58Ghost his ass.
23:59Wait, didn't you just give a whole impassioned argument about how ghosting is immoral?
24:03That it's an abdication of selfhood?
24:05That was to get me the grade.
24:06This is to get you the guy.
24:09You want that, right?
24:13Yeah, I do.
24:14All right, well, then you're stuck with me because we've only finished half of the deal.
24:17And, uh, oh, shit.
24:19Haven't I been completely right about everything so far?
24:22You are intolerable.
24:24So, you are not going to text Justin.
24:27You are going to put your phone away and come to Malone's with me and the guys tonight.
24:32Tonight.
24:33You're not working, are you?
24:34No.
24:34Okay, so you're coming.
24:35To Malone's?
24:36Yes.
24:36Okay, with all the guys?
24:37We've established this.
24:38Garrett.
24:38Hannah.
24:39Do you know what tonight is?
24:40Hell yeah, I do.
24:42So, we're going to karaoke night with Garrett Graham and the rest of the team and you, if you're free.
24:48Maybe.
24:51Oh.
24:53Oh, my slattop.
24:56Take it.
24:57From my boobs to yours.
24:58Okay, what do you mean maybe?
25:00You might stay in.
25:01Stay in?
25:03Allie, you didn't even stay in last year when you sprained your ankle.
25:06You bedazzled your boot.
25:08Yeah.
25:08It's going a little.
25:09Yeah.
25:11What's going on?
25:13I told Sean I got an agent.
25:15And he got all like, but what about the real world, babe?
25:18I'm sorry, you got a what?
25:19Oh, yeah.
25:19No, I got an agent.
25:21Yay.
25:21Oh, my God.
25:22You let me go on about my shit when you have news like that?
25:25Allie, this is everything.
25:27Every fucking thing.
25:28No, yeah.
25:29It like is everything, right?
25:33You're the best.
25:35I love you.
25:36I love you too.
25:39Okay, screw him.
25:41You're coming out with me and we're celebrating you.
25:45I don't know.
25:46It's karaoke night.
25:48You really going to rob the people of your talent?
25:52Take me for what I am
25:56Who I was meant to be
26:00And if you give a damn
26:04Take me, baby
26:06Or leave me
26:10She's really going at it.
26:12The stages are happy, please.
26:14Hey, who's next?
26:16Someone, please save us from Adele Dazeem up there.
26:19Who's in your bed
26:21Who's in my bed
26:23Who's in your bed
26:27Woo!
26:28Well, Z, what'd you sing?
26:30Nothing.
26:30Come on.
26:31It's karaoke.
26:32Yeah, well, sober karaoke's no fun.
26:34I'm sober, too.
26:35Game tomorrow.
26:35Yeah, and what are you singing?
26:37I don't know.
26:37You guys will pull me up or something.
26:39I'm good.
26:40Thanks.
26:41All right.
26:56You know, you don't have to be sober if you don't want to be.
26:59Yeah, well, I don't...
27:00Drink it public.
27:01No, I know.
27:03But do you want to?
27:06Want to what?
27:07Drink.
27:09I told Ali I'd...
27:11I will look after Ali.
27:12She's a no-filter drunk.
27:13Gotta rein her in.
27:14I can handle it.
27:17And I will guard your drinks with my life.
27:21I got you, Mosey.
27:24Do you trust me?
27:27Yeah.
27:28Yeah, I do.
27:34Okay.
27:35Uh, I will have a drink.
27:37A drink drink.
27:38And what is your drink drink of choice?
27:41I don't know.
27:43Well, that is a fun problem to solve.
28:04I think we found you a drink drink.
28:08Yummy!
28:11You thought I would outgrow acting.
28:14Like, dude, I would love to be your nurse number two with half a line.
28:17Like, Jon Hamm had one scene in Gilmore Girls.
28:20I know he's the madman.
28:23I'm like, I get it.
28:24There's no guarantee that I'll make it.
28:26But isn't that kind of what's exciting about it?
28:28Like, that's why they call it a dream.
28:30But I do love him, you know?
28:32And I know he loves me.
28:35And, like, we're supposed to be together.
28:43God, we've broken up and gotten back together so many times.
28:46It's, like, insane.
28:48I mean, that's got to mean something, right?
28:50That we keep getting back together.
28:55My mom always used to tell me, never give up on love.
28:59Well, that and love your body, which I do.
29:02My mom said the same thing.
29:05Oh, my God.
29:05Really?
29:07Wait.
29:08Hold on.
29:09The love thing or the body thing?
29:14Hang in there, girl.
29:26G-Lo?
29:29Baderick.
29:33I've got a boyfriend, you know.
29:34Yeah, no, I heard.
29:35Along with the rest of the ladies' room.
29:38Doesn't sound like he's going to last long, though.
29:40Okay.
29:40This is supposed to be, like, a sacred space.
29:43Who the hell hooks up in the ladies' bathroom anyway?
29:45Sorry.
29:46Not you.
29:47You're a sweetheart.
29:48And you're disgusting.
29:50Yeah.
29:55Well, I walk into the room, passing out hundred-dollar bills.
30:00And it kills and it thrills like the horns on my super-auto grip.
30:05And I fire the barred up around the crown.
30:08And everybody's getting down in this town.
30:11Ain't never going to be the same.
30:13Ain't nothing.
30:13Cause I'm standing up my horse, and I'm riding to the city.
30:19I'm making a lot of noise, cause the girls, they all sleep for a taste.
30:24Riding up and down Broadway, and my old star Leroy, and the girls say,
30:29Save a horse, ride a cowboy.
30:33Good.
30:33You're here.
30:34I'll put you and Garrett down for summer nights.
30:36I know that's a joke, but I would kill Sandy.
30:41You know, I wasn't sold on them at first.
30:43I can see it now.
30:44Yeah.
30:45Sure.
30:51Hey.
30:52Hey.
30:54You fixed my car.
30:56Yeah.
30:57You fixed my car.
30:58You have a car?
30:59No.
31:00Had a car.
31:02Great car.
31:03I'm buying you a very special thank you drink.
31:11Okay, you're gonna love it.
31:14Hannah has discovered the piña colada tonight.
31:17Ooh.
31:17I only had one.
31:19Or four.
31:20Is that what I'm into?
31:22Nope.
31:25Okay, for my mechanic, I call this the blue room.
31:29See?
31:30Wow, that looks like wiper fluid.
31:32That might actually be wiper fluid.
31:33It's mostly blue curacao with a secret ingredient.
31:38Or blue curacao.
31:39Oh.
31:40I'm so excited.
31:42I can't believe it.
31:43Hey, G.
31:43What's up?
31:44Brought you something.
31:45Mm.
31:47Thought you were looking a little parched.
31:50I know.
31:50Nebo babies have feelings, too.
31:52Sorry, I was an asshole.
31:53You're always an asshole.
31:55There.
31:55Here goes.
32:01Save a whore.
32:04This is pretty good.
32:05They just keep sending you those for free?
32:07Yeah, they still want them.
32:08They want my dad.
32:09Wait.
32:10You guys should just do it together.
32:11I mean, look at you.
32:13Best friends.
32:14All right, maybe we'll slow down on the pina coladas a little.
32:16No, I mean it.
32:17Screw your dad.
32:18Do it with Logan.
32:19You could be teammates spotting each other at the gym.
32:25Or besties wingmanning each other at the bar.
32:27No, besties.
32:28Besties.
32:29Am I drunk or is she brilliant?
32:31No, I'm drunk.
32:32And you're brilliant.
32:33And I'm brilliant, too.
32:34It's not a bad idea.
32:35Thanks, man, but I don't need the charity.
32:37Yeah, you do.
32:38I mean, seriously, nobody wants to see oldie McGold's fuck has been.
32:42Okay?
32:43What's better than two hot young hockey players?
32:48Three hot young hockey players?
32:51Yeah!
32:54Hannah Wells.
32:56You're up, bitch.
32:58Woo!
32:58All right, hold on.
32:59Wait, I thought you weren't singing.
33:00Well, that was before I found the perfect song.
33:13Oh, shit, girl.
33:15Oh, shit, girl.
33:15You know this one?
33:16Yeah.
33:19She's my cherry pie.
33:21Cold drink of water, such a sweet surprise.
33:24Tastes so good like a homemade pie.
33:27Sweet cherry pie.
33:28Sweet.
33:37Listen.
33:40Well, swinging on the chrome pods, swinging on the lawn.
33:43Swinging what we want, because there ain't nobody home.
33:46Swinging to the lessons, swinging to the line.
33:49Think about hockey or swing, I'm not.
33:51Yeah.
33:53Come on
33:57Swinging in the living room, swinging in the kitchen
33:59Most folks doing because they're too busy bitching
34:02Swinging in the extra one, so I mix up the battery
34:06She'll eat the Vita
34:08I scream, you scream, you scream
34:10But don't even try because you can't ignore
34:17Such a sweet surprise
34:19She'll make a bromance
34:24She's my cherry pie
34:27Put a smile on your face, ten miles wide
34:29Looks so good for your tears to your eyes
34:32Sweet cherry pie
34:37Swinging in the living room
34:41Swinging in the living room
34:46Kind of sweet, isn't it?
34:48Seeing Garrett being serious about someone
34:51You think he's serious?
34:53Everyone on Fifth Line seem to think so
34:55They get more likes than anything else I post
34:58Swinging in the bathroom, swinging on the floor
35:01Swinging so hard, forgets to lock the door
35:04In a walk with Eddie, so I'm six foot four
35:06Dating in a swing with my daughter
35:10She's my cherry pie
35:12She's my cherry pie
35:14Such a sweet surprise
35:16She'll make a bromance
35:20She's my cherry pie
35:22Put a smile on your face, ten miles wide
35:25Looks so good for your tears to your eyes
35:28Sweet cherry pie
35:30Sweet cherry pie
35:53You did good, Mosey
35:55Thank you
35:57Thank you
35:59Thank you
36:52You guys, I forgot my purse at the bar
36:55Your purse with my wallet and keys in it?
36:57We gotta go back
36:58It's closed
36:59What now?
37:03Next party
37:12Night-night
37:19Walsey
37:31Wellsey?
37:32Back of my mind, back of my mind
37:36I'm a little scared, I'm a little wired
37:40I don't wanna put my foot down right now
37:42I stop it all happening
37:43Back of my mind, back of my head
37:48You look really nice, wanna share a bed
37:51I don't wanna put my foot down right now
37:54But it's happening
37:55Don't kiss me
37:57So I might end up on the ceiling
38:01Way too hard to ever come down to reality
38:05Back to my sanity
38:07Guess it's too late for that now
38:10Hope is a scary thing
38:15Hope is a scary thing
38:19Flying on temporary wings
38:23Hope is a scary thing
38:27I found something to sleep in
38:32I can see that
38:44Whoa, whoa
38:45But I'm a fuckbunny
38:48A-a puck funny
38:49No, no
38:52A fuckbunny, that's it
38:55You're a drunk bunny
38:57Come here
38:58Come here
39:00Come here
39:20Alright
39:22A fake relationship means we can fake sleep together
39:26I don't think it's a great idea
39:27I actually think it's my best idea
39:31Well
39:44Go to sleep, Rosie
39:47Hey, you're not gonna remember any of this in the morning
40:00Nobody's talking
40:00I was looking at aquele bopunny
40:02Thatinflammation
40:02Thatilippines
40:10Cause he had a big hug
40:10But I ran so far
40:10At that point
40:20Or he
40:29Oh, my God.
40:36Can you?
41:07Coffee?
41:12Oh, uh, uh, thanks.
41:27Morning.
41:28Morning.
41:30You were pretty drunk last night.
41:34How much do you remember?
41:36All of it.
41:37You tried to have sex with me.
41:39Yeah, I know.
41:41And now you're bringing me coffee.
41:45Yep.
41:49Okay, are you 100% awake?
41:52Because there's something really important
41:53that I need you to do for me.
41:56Oh.
42:05Okay.
42:09I need you to give me an orgasm.
42:18Oh, oh.
42:19Oh, no.
42:21I think I'm losing all my self-control.
42:24If you stay, I should go.
42:28But if you don't, I think I'll risk it all.
42:30Oh, oh.
42:35Oh, oh.
42:37Oh, oh.
42:38Oh, oh.
42:38Oh, oh.
42:40Oh, oh.
42:41Oh, oh.
42:41Oh, oh.
42:41Oh, oh.
42:42Oh, oh.
42:42Oh, oh.
42:42Oh, oh.
42:43Oh, oh.
42:43Don't underestimate me.
42:46I can't change your life.
42:50My friends affecting you.
42:52It's just a waste of time.
42:56Call me to send a man to kiss me at the bar.
43:02Think I'm the happiest when I'm within your arms.
43:09I mean, I don't even know what to say.
43:11Oh, oh, oh, no.
43:16I think I'm losing all my self-control.
43:19If you stay, I should go.
43:23But if you don't, I think I'll risk it all.
43:26Give you reason to live.
43:29Baby, I think it's for the win.
43:32Cut all ties with those
43:35And I'll give you something to miss
43:39When the good gets harder to hold
43:42Throw it all to the wind
43:45For the wind, for the wind, for the wind
43:50Don't underestimate me
43:52How news am I?
43:57Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
43:59Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
44:00I think I'm losing all my self-control
44:03If you stay, I should go
44:06But if you don't, I think I'll risk it all
44:56You're losing all my self-control
44:59Do you have any claims?
44:59I don't use my 걸�
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