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00:12Jelly. Disgusting. Why is that even a thing?
00:15The World Cup might have kicked off. Come on, Scotland! Slap on the Factor 50 for a nifty hour of
00:22scotch and hot clips.
00:24Everything about it is just too hot.
00:26Get ready for action replays.
00:29Who's like, I need a way. What is wrong with him?
00:33VAR.
00:34OK, well, I've lost my phone again.
00:36Oh, my God.
00:37Sporting excellence.
00:39I'm taking no prisoners today, right?
00:43Expert dribbling.
00:47Fancy footwork.
00:48Boom, boom, boom-digga-boom-digga-da.
00:51The occasional dirty tackle.
00:53It's just been crawling on me vagina.
00:55Your favourite player's scoring.
00:57Fly, eyes, control of me.
01:01And don't forget the chanting.
01:03Balladry! Balladry!
01:04Balladry!
01:05And, of course, the finest commentary available.
01:08It's Love Island Unseen Mids!
01:10Oh, it's paralyzed.
01:12Can anyone get up on Nature Channel and sell me what that is?
01:16Oh, yes!
01:34EARLIER THIS WEEK I HAD A 27-inch portable TV glivered to the villa in order to watch the World
01:38Cup from my sound booth.
01:40And look what turned up!
01:42Who knew there was such a big difference between inches and feet?
01:45Anyway, I set it up in the garden so the girls could watch the boys' dates with the bombshells.
01:52She's stunning.
01:53You're sex.
01:54My head's absolutely gone.
01:56My head's spun.
01:57They also got to watch last week's Unseen Bits, so swings and roundabouts.
02:03Absolutely buzzing, mate!
02:04You know, he said I look promiscuous.
02:07What does that mean?
02:08What do you mean, what does that mean?
02:09That mysterious is it.
02:11Yes, that's what I thought.
02:15Wait, hold up, I'm going to pee quickly.
02:17Shut up.
02:18I swear to God, I need to pee.
02:20Fuck off.
02:20You can just take in some.
02:22Are you leaving me already?
02:25He's literally leaving me already.
02:27He's like, I need a way.
02:30Oh, Lola.
02:32This is like Year 11 drama.
02:35Yeah, God damn.
02:36Which one of you has done that shit?
02:40Disco stand.
02:42What?
02:45Oh, no.
02:47Has he lost his head?
02:48What is wrong with him?
02:50Can we put the real housewives on instead?
02:52I'm bored with this shit.
02:52Literally, it's getting a bore.
02:55Guys.
02:56Rude.
02:58Well, you're in luck, Robin, because I have the remote control.
03:02Hang on, where is it?
03:05Behind a cushion?
03:06Down the back of a sunbed?
03:08No, hang on.
03:09Here it is.
03:10I was sitting on it.
03:12And just in time for the start of the new series.
03:15The real Villa Wives of Mallorca.
03:18It's a show packed with heated exchanges.
03:22Oh, my God.
03:23It's well hot.
03:25It'll be fine.
03:26Ow.
03:27Fuck.
03:29No, I can't.
03:29I can't.
03:30That's actually burning.
03:31The fuck is it?
03:31Sit on your back.
03:32Sit on the cushion.
03:32I can't.
03:34Everything about it is just too hot.
03:37Deeply personal, gut-wrenching outbursts.
03:40Bleh.
03:41Sorry.
03:42Bleh.
03:42Sorry.
03:43It's a show with its cheerleaders.
03:47I love life, life, life.
03:51Oh!
03:52Oh!
03:53Oh!
03:57And its doubters.
03:58I'm not doing...
03:59I didn't...
04:00If I generally...
04:01I don't know.
04:02I don't know.
04:03I don't know how...
04:04I don't know.
04:04I don't know.
04:05Neither do we, Yasmin.
04:07But there's no time to dither
04:08as we're in a race into this week's Unseen.
04:12Go!
04:12I don't know.
04:14I don't know.
04:16I don't know.
04:17I don't know.
04:18I don't know.
04:18So let's get down to it
04:20and say, in language, you will understand.
04:23Yes, I'm just a scouser.
04:25Fucking hell.
04:26Chicken and chips.
04:28Chicken and chips.
04:29I've got big tips.
04:31Yes, it's a love island Unseen day.
04:38Here's an unseen bit of Opie flip-flopping
04:40about what footwear to wear.
04:44I feel like you stress a lot about the club art.
04:46Oh, mate.
04:47So bad, yeah.
04:48I fucking...
04:52This is pissing me off.
04:55I'm going to get so upset.
04:59I'm going to get so upset.
05:06I'm going to get so upset.
05:23What are these, Cavs?
05:28Oh.
05:28You want to change fast?
05:30How are they?
05:31Perfect.
05:48The boys may have been out of the villa at the beginning of the week,
05:52but that didn't stop them bugging the girls.
05:55Look, look.
05:56Oh, my God.
05:58Lorendo!
05:59What are you doing here?
06:01Oh, it's stuck.
06:02What is it?
06:04Can anyone get up Nature Channel and tell me what that is?
06:12David.
06:13David Attenborough.
06:14Here we are in the wilderness, a beater in the wild.
06:22Guys, he's actually coming for me.
06:24The rest of them, stop following me.
06:26Stop it.
06:28Oh, Saturday night, Unseen Bits, he's going to be great.
06:30You're talking as David Attenborough and I'm going like this around the earth.
06:34Forget about Unseen Bits, Ellie.
06:36I've been plaguing the people at ITV with my new format idea, Unseen Burgs.
06:44The premise of the show is easy to understand.
06:47We just have to remain unseen.
06:49There's a bug hidden in that pot.
06:51One by that tree.
06:55And we come out late at night.
07:01Aye, we can be hard to spot.
07:05Stop with the digging of arrows.
07:07Someone will see us.
07:09Oh, no, we've been rumbled.
07:12No recommission.
07:15But it's a classic fly-on-the-wall documentary.
07:24I got confused this week when everyone started calling Sean Fitzey.
07:28If you guys have another name I should know about, you'd better declare them now.
07:32Have you heard my full name?
07:34My full name, so I'll call you now.
07:35Go on, go over.
07:36Robin Marie Gabrielle Langton Quantrell.
07:39Mine's not that impressive.
07:41Sean Ronan Bartholomew Fitzgerald.
07:45Sean Ronan.
07:46Ronan.
07:46I was actually going to be named Roman, but one of my cousins was born at the same time
07:50as me.
07:50Oh my God, that's one of my baby names.
07:52Roman?
07:52Yeah, Roman, yeah, one of my baby names.
07:54Do you have other baby names?
07:55I have loads.
07:56Do you actually?
07:56Yeah.
07:57Go on.
07:57How many kids are you having, buddy?
07:59I'm only having, like...
08:00Is this going to be a Brad Pitt, Angelina adoption thing or what?
08:03What are you going to do?
08:04But I've got some amazing baby names.
08:05Go on, give me them and I'll tell you if they're good or not.
08:07Okay.
08:09Vienna.
08:10Vienna.
08:10Like the ice cream.
08:12Vienna.
08:13Vienna.
08:14Don't ruin it!
08:15Oh, that's Viennetta.
08:16Sorry, no, it's okay.
08:16Vienna's fine.
08:17That's the name of the place.
08:18Vienna.
08:19Vienna, okay.
08:20Then I've got...
08:22I like Nova for the girl.
08:25Roman for the boy.
08:26Roman I prefer over Ruben.
08:28Ruben?
08:29Ruben, I love Ruben.
08:30I love Payson.
08:32For a girl or a boy?
08:33Payson.
08:34Payson.
08:35How do you know any Payson's?
08:36P-A-Y-C-I, I don't know.
08:38So you make up the name?
08:39Yeah, I just find all these names and I'm like, what else?
08:42So you just spend your days coming up with names for babies?
08:44What else did I have?
08:45What else did I have?
08:46The first thing you should probably be worrying about is finding someone to have babies with.
08:51And the second thing you should be worrying about is how much a kid called Payson could get teased at
08:56school.
09:03A two-shot.
09:05Anyone having trouble with their man, please sign up for Ellie's gift of the boot camp.
09:11Right, I'm the leader.
09:13Full body circuit.
09:15Yeah.
09:15Four rounds.
09:16We're hitting arms, legs and core.
09:19Yeah.
09:19We're going to hit it at full speed.
09:22Yeah.
09:22No fucking about, no fucking about.
09:25I'm taking no prisoners today, right?
09:28Yous are all going to work until yous cannae walk.
09:30Yeah.
09:31Split squats, shoulder press.
09:33We've got weighted set ups and then whatever they bad boys are called again.
09:368 to 10, but push for 10.
09:38Let's go.
09:39Ready?
09:40Go.
09:41Keep pushing.
09:43I'm going to have abs like Shaun after this.
09:473, 2, 1, go.
09:491, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 8, 9, 10, 20, 21.
10:04Keep going, 22.
10:15That's enough planks and dumbbells for one day girls unless you include the boys
10:30Aidan may be older than Kavan by two years, but which of the brothers is the biggest bro?
10:35We listened to one of the conversations to find out
10:38I feel I've come in there and like stirred your shit up tonight. Bro, don't feel bad. Juicy has got
10:43a thing in it
10:45Unfortunately the little bro just wins
10:49Now bro's sharing a bed with her
10:51The little bro just does. Listen, you weren't here when it ended bro, like I was still very 50-50
10:57You do you bro. It's gonna be harder than I thought though, bro
11:01I pulled her and had a chat with her and it was a little bit of a laugh and a
11:04joke, bro
11:04But I'm not gonna lie. Like it's pretty serious for me. She's a good boy. She's great, bro
11:08He's 10 out of 10. It's huge, bro
11:10If it carries on the next couple of days, bro, like I don't know what to say
11:13But for me, I'd say you've got to just move on bro
11:16I was straight away
11:18I would, yeah
11:19It's gonna be way harder than I thought
11:21Bro, bro to bro
11:22Bro to bro?
11:24Yeah
11:24It's always bro to bro
11:28I haven't said this bro, bro, bro, bro
11:31Bro, the fucking wins, bro
11:33Bro, I feel like you're in trouble
11:34I'm just having a great time, bro
11:37Congratulations Aiden, you just broke the world record with a grand bro-tal of 21
11:50Come on, brother
11:50Hey, Opie, remember we promised you a chance to get to show off your dance moves?
11:54Well, now's your chance
11:56Teach me some moves, I need to learn how to move the hips a bit
11:58Right, bend your knees, go back and forward
12:02So you go backwards, forward
12:05That's it, back, boom, boom, that's it
12:08Boom, boom, boom, that's it
12:10Yeah, bend your knees at the wall
12:12Yeah
12:12See you here to here, back and dick
12:15Back dick, back
12:17Back dick, back
12:19Boom,gr
12:20Bring your arm and drop
12:21I'm gonna find it back
12:22Yeah6
12:22Like this way
12:23Boom
12:24Boom
12:25That's it
12:26That's it
12:27That's it
12:27That's it
12:28That's it
12:28That's it
12:29That goes
12:31Boom, digga boom, digga, boom, digga boom
12:34Left
12:34Boom
12:36That's, that's it
12:38I think you got that. Shall we run it?
12:39Yeah, it's from the top.
12:40Yeah, it's right from the top.
12:41Five, six, seven, eight.
12:43Three, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
12:47Three, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
12:50Is that right? Yeah!
12:52Boom, boom.
12:54Then, ta-da, ta-da, ta-da.
12:57Back in a, back in a, back in a, boom.
12:59Walk off like a fucking boss.
13:01Thanks, Soapy. Now look what you've started.
13:05OK, that's enough for now, Cavan.
13:12We've all enjoyed watching Sean and Lola getting closer this week.
13:16And we'd watch them some more.
13:18If we could find them.
13:19We didn't do our game, OK?
13:21Yeah.
13:21Are you ready for this?
13:22You need your sunglasses off for this so I can actually see your eyes.
13:24You're just gonna spit at me.
13:25I'm not gonna spit on you.
13:26If I can't hold it in, I will.
13:28But I'll try and get it away from your face, OK?
13:30No, let's really lock in, don't bottle this, OK?
13:32So put loads in your mouth, OK?
13:33When I put my thumb up, it'll start,
13:35and then we'll just go for it, OK?
13:35Some unseen clips sound far worse than they actually are.
13:39I'm just hoping this one is one of those.
13:41Or I'm in big trouble.
13:42But you'll have to come back later to find out...
13:44What's going on now?
14:02They say AI music is bad, but not as bad as AO music.
14:07That's A did an OP.
14:08Air plugs at the ready, please.
14:10Put your hands up!
14:12Put your hands up!
14:13Hold ten!
14:13Hold ten!
14:14Hold ten!
14:14Here we go!
14:15Go, go, go!
14:18Welcome back to Love Island Unseen Best!
14:24Time to get warmed up.
14:26Ouch!
14:27Ouch!
14:27Oh!
14:28That's my shoes!
14:31Oh, it's hot!
14:33And look to your best!
14:34Bloody hell, look at who you are next to us!
14:37We're here to knock you out with some heavyweight unseen action.
14:41Ah!
14:42So settle in as we spill some serious tea.
14:45Yeah, what's all this tea business?
14:47It's like Crockett, so it's like tea, Crockett.
14:50I thought that was tea.
14:52Or you can say tea, Crockett.
14:53Like, that's tea.
14:58You're killing me.
15:05Earlier, we were listening in to this.
15:07We didn't do it again, okay?
15:08Yeah.
15:08You're just gonna spit at me.
15:09I'm not gonna spit on you.
15:10If I can't hold it in, I will, but I'll try and get it away from your face, okay?
15:14No, let's really lock in, don't bottle this.
15:16So put loads in your mouth, and then we'll just go for it, okay?
15:19Well, here's...
15:21What's going on?
15:25Mm-hmm.
15:26Mm-hmm.
15:38Mm-hmm.
15:39Mm-hmm.
15:41Mm-hmm.
15:41Mm-hmm.
15:42Mm-hmm.
15:42Mm-hmm.
15:43Mm-hmm.
15:44Mm-hmm.
15:45Mm-hmm.
15:47Lola!
15:50You didn't even try to stop it.
15:52You were just giving it, man.
15:55What on my nose you have the right to remain silent Lola anything you spray baby given in evidence
16:07Opie's dancing is turning him into a love island legend or should that be leg end you're good legs as
16:13well
16:13You know don't know how much I do legs that she wants a year
16:15I reckon just from dancing and it's a lot of legs just honestly you're so right mate
16:19What's the hardest things that you cause your shoulders legs what that hurt? Yeah, your feet are fucked is it?
16:24It's a mate the ankles as well eight shows a week eight shows a week six days a week see
16:28have one day off
16:28How do you eight shows a week so you do one every day and then two days of the week
16:32you do to fuck
16:35Every Monday so Monday Tuesday Wednesday two on Thursday
16:39Friday two on Saturday
16:42We're in the West End West End Lion King sick boy. I didn't you watch that now they come out
16:46into the crowd
16:46We've got the big fucking what they come through the crowd with there's like a fake rhino is a fake
16:51elephant
16:51There's like giraffes they put boys on like stills you got like walk like like do you get on the
16:56stilts?
16:57No, I was I was the back of the rhino
17:03How many people makes up the rhino
17:06You told me you were Simba I played Simba as well. I did both big difference man
17:12That's it imagine imagine inviting a bird come watch your take who you play
17:16Yes, that's what so no one sees you you're just under the rhino no, so like yeah, how do you
17:20think he saw it was like
17:22Recognize this ass. It's like a big costume when you put your on your so you get into it in
17:26your head sees you're sticking out of it
17:28Can you do your rhino walk?
17:29No, it says you that
17:32Someone in front of you as well
17:40How the fuck did you get this job auditioned for rhino's ass what else just the rhino there's got to
17:46be other roles as well
17:47Excuse me once you play rhino, how can you play anything else you start as a rhino then you're like
17:51a bit of grass
17:55You're joking bro, I thought you'd come out like dancing that I didn't realize I pretend to be grass
18:00He does this
18:02Does anyone have to be a tree?
18:03Huh?
18:04Does anyone have to be a tree?
18:04I have to be a plant at one point, yeah
18:07He's like, yeah, it's really hard on the feet
18:10Eight shows a week boys of this
18:14I played a tree once all the reviewers raved about my extremely wooden performance
18:23Lola can count on her hand a number of times shauna's kissed her only she's finding it a little difficult
18:28to do
18:29Do you know what when I count like one two three I can't do it like normal I have to
18:34do like one two three four five
18:36That is such
18:37You are so
18:39I can't do it
18:40Like I can't count normally
18:42You can't go one two three four five
18:43No I can't do that
18:44One two three
18:44Do this
18:45Yeah one two three
18:47Can you not do this
18:48Four
18:48No because I can't lift that finger about putting the baby one up
18:51Oh do you know what I can do?
18:52No I know
18:54There she is
18:58That's really trippy
18:58That's crazy
18:59You need to do it in the talent show
19:01Hi guys
19:01So my talent today is making waves with my hands
19:05I can meow and do goat noise
19:06This kitten noise is unreal
19:10That's good isn't it
19:13Most of all
19:14That's weird isn't it
19:14Gail you've got a bag of fucking hidden talent
19:16I'm so jealous
19:17Can you do it
19:20That's quite good
19:21Like a grown cat
19:24I can only do that though
19:25Like I can't do a normal cat
19:27Mine's like newborn kitten
19:31I hate pointing the finger at islanders for their quirks and oddities
19:35But on this occasion I'm making an exception
19:44Obviously when you get a bunch of love island boys together the first thing they're going to talk about are
19:47hand jobs
19:48You know I think in the gym the little squeeze thing just all the time
19:53I'm ready for this guy
19:55Turn your hands a little bit
19:55Send me in
19:56Do you actually do hand modeling?
19:57No I used to
19:58It was like the first job I had after school
20:00I actually had to audition for my hand modeling
20:02How do you audition like show them like
20:04I had to go and hold the mcdonald's burger
20:06No way
20:08You're taking the beer
20:09You're having me out now
20:10There's no way
20:11Do they like wear gloves whilst they're waiting?
20:13Do they really look after their hands?
20:15What me?
20:15The other models yeah
20:16No I don't know
20:17Is there anything you have to like put a special cream on them or anything like that
20:20They do all four
20:20They like tidy them up and stuff like that
20:23So does that mean you can't go gym around for calluses and stuff
20:25Like do they like any other stuff
20:26I didn't really do much gym back then
20:29But yeah I'm very sensitive to like calluses and stuff
20:31I try not to get them
20:32Yeah
20:33I've got them to be fair
20:34I uh I said to my mate I can't do this anymore and he's like
20:37Come on stop it's such a fucking wimp
20:40You and your stupid hands
20:43I'm like hey I need to protect these all right
20:45One day they might come in handy
20:47I suspect Lorenzo once all this love island fame blows over
20:50You'll be back to handling big macs for a living once again
20:59Opie's dancing has become a viral sensation look he's already got over three followers
21:04From the start we'll see you're stepping around with your right leg
21:06Skip click click click click click click click very good
21:11From there you bring your feet together
21:13So boom boom boom
21:15So I was like boom oh boom the next bit is the next thing it's like
21:21That's exactly it boom boom boom boom next bit you finish here you're gonna go left right and turn
21:30And again left right and turn
21:35Five six five six seven we go
21:43One two three four five six seven we go
21:46Three two three four five six seven we go
21:50You're gonna go right and turn
21:50You're gonna go right and turn
21:52I'm gonna go right and turn
21:53I'm gonna go right and turn
21:54It's locked in
21:55That was good right
22:00That was good
22:07Occasionally I wonder how any of this lot are gonna find love
22:10Some of them can barely find their own two feet
22:13Anyone sat on my phone is there a phone where you're sat
22:16No
22:17Okay well I've lost my phone again
22:18How do I do this like how's it lost I don't understand
22:22Is it not on charge
22:23No I literally had it I swear I took it off
22:28Okay right what the hell
22:29How did I have it and now I don't
22:35Prima is that your phone babe
22:37No this is mine
22:42Can someone bring my phone like can someone ring my phone
22:45Did you have it outside yes
22:46No I literally have just had it I just took it off
22:50What about the bathroom hon
22:51I don't think I've been in the bathroom I feel like I've just been in here with it
22:54Is this your phone oh my god this is your phone
22:57Oh my god
22:57I've just been taking pictures on your fucking phone
22:59No you're fine babe
23:00Where the fuck is my phone then
23:02Oh god
23:04Oh shock it would be me to lose mine
23:06Oh I love taking pics
23:08I assume I literally love it
23:09Wait Yaz was I taking pics on your phone then
23:11Yeah I think so
23:15I literally it literally said Priya on it a minute ago
23:18Nah something's going wrong in here
23:20Oh jaz is that my phone or is that yours
23:22That's mine
23:23For fuck's sake
23:24I'm so confused
23:26Maybe you should get it blocked yasmin
23:28Whoever has it could be doing anything with it as we speak
23:34Oh
23:35Are these friends
23:56Welcome back to part three of Love Island Unseen Best
24:03Where all that glitters is not bling
24:06A little kiss ting got my bling bling wearing pearls that's my thing thing
24:15The glassware is pretty shiny too
24:16Oh my god I can see myself pulling the reflection
24:20Do you think I look like martisha adams when I do my hair like this
24:22You know
24:23I always look good
24:24I know that
24:25We have no time for umming and eyeing
24:29Oh
24:35Okay maybe a tiny bit of umming
24:37But hats off to them I say
24:40As they get down to a beat entirely of their own making
24:47Go and get the fuck out of my bed
24:49Get that fuck out of my bed
24:51And occasionally find themselves as the butt of the joke
24:54But you know guys this is actually really hard
24:56Go and do the rhino
24:59Yeah but surely that's the front of the rhino
25:01And the back of the rhino
25:01You're not just like this
25:03There's a little bit more to it if you're at the back
25:05It's got a sway
25:07It's like it's like this
25:08So you're like here
25:09And it's like
25:10And your head is sticking out
25:12People see you
25:13Yeah you can see your head
25:14Oh you can see your head
25:14I thought you were just stuck up in like someone's arse
25:16Right let's do the elephant then
25:18So I'll go
25:18The elephant you're just doing this
25:21We've got a shuffle
25:21Yes
25:23Unseen bits
25:24Jumbo jokes
25:25Minimal effort
25:37Here's an unseen clip of Lorenzo getting all gollum about Sean's precious ring
25:41Has that ring got me now?
25:45No the one on her finger does
25:46You've given her your ring?
25:49No
25:50She's just minding it for me
25:51Have you lost it?
25:52Show me your tongue right now
25:53Show me your tongue right now
25:54I don't know where it is
25:56Oh my god
25:57You've given her your ring
25:58You have lost
25:59You have not lost my ring
26:00No I haven't lost it
26:00I haven't lost it
26:01If you've lost it it's done
26:02Just so you know
26:02I haven't lost it
26:04I know where it is
26:05I know where it is
26:09Before incurring the wrath of Lord Sean Ron
26:13You've given her your ring
26:15I hope a bombshell comes in
26:17Oh guys this is so cute
26:19I just love you guys together
26:20It won't be so cute if that ring is lost
26:23It'll be handbaggings at dawn
26:25No see the ring is a test
26:27If she loses that it's done
26:29Wow
26:30It's a test
26:31Find it Lola
26:32Or you shall not pass
26:37Okay so how mad are you
26:39Are you actually serious?
26:40I didn't mean it
26:41You've lost my ring
26:42No
26:43Are you really mad?
26:44Yeah I'm fuming
26:45Why?
26:45Because I made that in a class
26:48You thought oh my god
26:50You are actually not funny
26:51Let me see it
26:53That looks good doesn't it?
26:55Should I make that?
26:56I made it are you
26:56Oh my precious
26:59I can't believe I'm making my own coffee
27:01I feel like this is a bit embarrassing
27:03And so another quest begins
27:05Honestly if this keeps up
27:06We'll be changing the name of the show
27:08To Unseen Hobbits
27:17Adder Islanders know
27:18Looking for love is a serious business
27:20Before you can find it
27:21You have to ask yourself some difficult questions
27:23So guys if we were all animals
27:25Which animals do you think we'd be?
27:27Ellie
27:28You're like a sexy lion
27:30Yeah
27:31Yeah sexy lion
27:33Like a snow leopard
27:34Yeah
27:34Something with nails
27:35Yeah
27:36And we said we said that
27:37You are so cute Pomeranian
27:39And sexy Pomeranian
27:40I am literally taking that
27:41My mum always says I'm like a tiger
27:43But I don't know if that's quite
27:45I can see that for you
27:46I'd say some type of cat
27:47But I think everyone's some type of cat
27:48A cat
27:48You're like a feline
27:49A cat
27:50Yeah
27:51Yeah
27:51Spanx one
27:51One of them bald fuckers
27:53Definitely not bald
27:54She's always shaving
27:55A bloody elbow
27:56Because I'm always fucking shaving mate
27:57I'm like
27:57Yeah what animal would Lola be?
27:59Do you know what you're like Bambi?
28:00Yeah
28:01Yeah
28:03Strutting around
28:04Jazz is like a sexy black leopard
28:07You're like
28:07Oh however like jaguar
28:08Jaguar yeah jaguar
28:10Yeah
28:10I'll take that
28:11That's that's a cute one
28:13I like that
28:13Oh sure
28:14What did we say
28:14Everyone said you were a dolphin for you
28:16Yeah
28:16Or maybe like a peacock
28:20Because of the colours
28:22Because of the colours
28:22Because of the colours
28:23Because of the colours
28:23Because of the colours
28:23Yeah
28:23With the accessories
28:25I'm thinking like
28:25When she gets dressed up at night
28:27She has her feathers out
28:28You know
28:29Yeah
28:29I love that I love that
28:31Victoria what would you be girly?
28:34Everyone always says I'm like a cat
28:35Yeah
28:35Yeah
28:36You do give like black cat
28:37Black cat
28:37Like sexy
28:39Yeah
28:39Yeah
28:39If I had a black cat
28:41I wanted to call it Salem
28:42I'm black cat
28:43That is such a good name
28:43I didn't
28:44We called my black cat black cat
28:46And we called my girl cat girl cat
28:48And then the other two had real life names
28:50That is so funny
28:51I actually had the dog called Walla
28:52My sister is fish
28:53Yeah
28:53Was it staffish?
28:54I knew it was a staffy
28:55Every
28:55Every time I go to the zip
28:56Like the park
28:57And I hear Lola
28:58Lola
28:59It's always like
28:59No offense I don't like staffies that much
29:01But it's always like
29:01They're the most like
29:02Not a cute dog
29:03Yeah
29:03Staffies
29:04Yeah
29:04Or like a poor dog or something
29:05Lola's a common dog name
29:06Yeah
29:07Yeah
29:07My old dog was called Walla
29:10Feel your pain Lola
29:11I know someone who named their ugly pug Ian after me
29:14You have one accident in the voiceover booth
29:17And the producer never lets you forget it
29:24The net closed there and detective Lola's found her man
29:28She'll now review the evidence to see if she should take down his particulars
29:31Oh so you won't like me
29:33No
29:34Yeah
29:34No
29:36There's three stages right
29:37Right
29:38In my opinion there's three stages
29:39The first is you're attracted to someone
29:41That means like you know you just look at them and you think yeah they're my type
29:45Oh
29:46See him wrap up
29:47Oh where are my pants man
29:49Where are my balls
29:50Oh you have the right to reign silent
29:52Ha ha
29:53They've only
29:55It's
29:56Irelanders getting scared by something
30:00No I get that I get that 100%
30:02I want you to actually
30:04Don't just
30:05Fucking hell
30:07The wasp in my ear
30:08Um
30:08It likes your bikini
30:09Don't just
30:10I know
30:10It's
30:11It's
30:11Colin
30:14Where's it gone
30:17Fucking hell mate
30:18Oh
30:20It's alright
30:20It's alright
30:21It's alright
30:22Done
30:22See
30:22Protector
30:23Saviour
30:30Oh my god
30:32Oh my god
30:33Oh my god
30:35Oh stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop
30:36Oh my god
30:42Oh my god
30:45I would've watched that back on record like you just
30:49We haven't got time now Yaz
30:51You'll just have to watch Unseen Bits on catch up when you're home
31:00Robin has talked a lot about our nights as a DJ but not much about her day job so it's
31:05over to Priya to size her up
31:07What do you do as a quantitative easter fighter?
31:10Is it basis for me?
31:11Is your name you then?
31:12Five years
31:13Babe you're a smart girly
31:14I am
31:15Babe sorry
31:16Oh my god
31:18Oh my god
31:20Oh no
31:21Not again
31:22It's
31:23I only don't get scared by something
31:27There's just been a wasp crawling on me like that part
31:31It was on a vagina
31:34If it's not a bombshell don't scream
31:36I've just nearly been killed by a wasp and you're not checking I'm okay
31:40Can't be screaming like that man
31:42It's just been crawling on me vagina
31:47Robin you're going to be all over the unseen bits mate
31:50I'm literally going to run the unseen bits
31:52Oi Robin I run the unseen bits
31:55It's
31:57Robin gets dumped by bombshells
32:01The girl I would like to couple up with is
32:04Angelista
32:05The girl I'd like to couple up with is Ellie
32:09Robin you are now single and therefore done from the island
32:14As Robin strutted at the villa for the final time
32:16The problem of an insect in her bikini was eclipsed by the stone in her shoe
32:22Oh
32:23These boots are not mean for walking
32:25Sorry to hear your boots are rubbing Robin
32:28But at least there's no wasps swarming around your bits
32:31The villa won't have the same buzz without you
32:39Since opie started his unseen dance classes ratings have gone through the roof
32:43So here's another a one a two a one two three four
32:47Four clicks yeah right leg forward you're going to go one two three four five six seven
32:54From there going to go right arm left arm then right leg's coming out right leg
32:59Then change it to the left leg that's it
33:03Give us some love come on
33:07Here we go six seven
33:09Do you want to see it girls yeah
33:11Yeah
33:12Guys turn around and put balls in your hands
33:14We're still learning we're still learning
33:16So let's go one two three four five six seven
33:21And a bum bum dig a bum dig a bum
33:24I feel like a mum
33:27And then let's look from the top we'll go nice and slow
33:31Nice and slow
33:31Five six seven and an eight
33:35Three two three four six seven
33:38Three two eight four six seven
33:42Three two three four six seven
33:46Yeah
33:49Let's go guys
33:50Let's go
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35:30You're watching love island unseen bits and we're going out why I
35:38We're going to newcastle we're going to tune going soon it's gonna be smashing bonnie lad
35:44Oh obi
35:50I'm totally wild
35:53Give me the tiger
35:59Give me the lorenzo
36:00Give me the lorenzo
36:02And it'll turn your world upside down
36:04And then you're going to jump in now
36:13But mum's the word
36:16My mum says opinions are like arseholes everybody's got one and that's an instagram bio
36:21Talking of arseholes only joking cheer up boys why so serious oh
36:27It'd be world war six
36:29Well we haven't had three yet but yeah
36:31But it's just waiting to blow i need to sneeze it's not funny i've sneezed before
36:36Oh fuck i'll go a little mad noise i'll go
36:41I love sneezing it's one of my favorite things to do
36:53This week after the ate that deep challenge some islanders went off at the deep end
36:58It's being rude to have it for us chill
37:00It's not rude what
37:02Aiden's a bitch
37:03People need to grow up bro
37:05Don't say you're embarrassing and expect not to get told to fuck off
37:09Idiot
37:10How did it all go so wrong
37:12All they had to do was slide into the pool
37:15And read a cocktail confession from one of the islanders of the opposite sex
37:19This boy's nightmare partner is someone who loves attention
37:24Then find the fact that fits
37:26And dash their drink in it
37:29How could anyone get upset by that
37:31So let's dive back to happier times for some unseen bets before the kickoff
37:37Boys we're having a warm-up we're having a warm-up
37:42Right pick a side boys left or right
37:44Boys just go like one way around i'll go behind it
37:47Yeah just go single line just go single line straight leg kicks boys yeah like that i like that
37:52Yeah
37:53This is so good
37:55Sweet
37:56Opie is this what you had to do in lying kicks
37:59Kill flicks on the way back
38:00Can't do this my shorts are gonna fall off
38:02Warm-ups are great but i think at least one of the boys wore himself out
38:07Ready
38:09Oh what the fuck
38:11Riffy
38:12Ready
38:12It's not working
38:14Yes
38:15Now let's dive deeper
38:17Here are the rounds we didn't have time to show you this week
38:28Oh
38:28This boy lied about being ill to someone he was dating to go to a jls concert instead
38:37Lorenzo
38:38Lorenzo loves jls
38:40You don't look like a jls boy to me
38:43Oh i think i know who it is
38:45Oh
38:50I chose opie because of the dancing it's just giving jls
38:55Sam
38:56Yeah
39:12This girl has slept with 15 people and faked 14 orgasms
39:17Oh
39:18Oh that's so chill
39:19I don't know
39:20I feel like girls fake it all the time
39:27Oh you got it on my trainer
39:31We have faith in you ellie
39:32Not much to say that we're ashamed and one of them was good
39:38Oh
39:45Okay
39:46This boy has the initial of a girl he slept with once on his ass cheek
39:51That was definitely
39:52Simba or tommy
39:53That's tommy
39:54That's Simba or tommy
39:56That's tommy
39:56Compering to do anything i'm like
39:58Oh my god
39:59I
40:00I
40:00I
40:00I
40:01I
40:01I
40:01I
40:01I
40:07I
40:07Met her on a night out lost a game of rock paper scissors. We've got a follow-through on it.
40:11That was the best
40:23Wasn't being serious, but it's the M for Mika
40:26My name is Mika. My name starts with an M like hello. I think you'll find hello starts with an
40:31A
40:31But let's not argue we've had enough of that
40:34As every superfan knows the villa is a place packed with well-known iconic
40:39locations the firepets the mini firepets the day beds the terrace
40:47But this year the others have messed with the labeling system
40:51So welcome to the Kent Terrace for first time they go up to Kent Terris
40:55Where do you want to go?
40:57Kent Terrace
40:58The Mika reservation for the Kent Terrace. I've never been
41:02He's going for the Kent Terrace kiss. It's the Kent corner
41:06This is the Kent corner. What a bunch of Kents. It's like this basically Kent on tour in here
41:12You're basically a surrogate Kent alumni at this point
41:17Oh
41:18Alumni, yeah, isn't it a loomy? No, it's alumni
41:23There's an inning there my pronounciation for words is wrong. I thought the pedestrian was pedisterian
41:30But for years and I was sat in my driving test
41:34And he was I don't know you can't go there and I said oh, yeah, no, no, because there's obviously
41:37pedisterians
41:42I bet you did you pass the driving test first time first time mate. Yeah, you fluttered with the instructor
41:49with the
41:50I was only fucking 16. I wasn't good at as good as it bet. I don't know about that
41:55Do you think I feel like all girls pass because I just flirt with all of the
41:59I've actually got a brain up there though. No, I know but I feel like all the girls are able
42:04to pass straight away because they flirt because
42:06Boys are better drivers than girls you're on your own on that one lorenzo. I'm saying nothing
42:21It's time for
42:26I love this. This is my favorite show beach hut bonanza bonanza bonanza bonanza and this week. I asked the
42:33islanders
42:36Things that weird me out
42:38Whales not like the country but like the animal and I find them very like daunting
42:43You know velcro the sound of velcro it just shocks my ears
42:48And it like sends something into my brain and it just like oh get that away from me. Oh, you
42:54know what then pop socks get them out
42:56That door they need to leave the building immediately
43:01See to be honest. I get it. I understand the concept of it, right, but like see when you can
43:06see them
43:09Why are they I thought they were meant to be had then
43:11This girl had oh
43:14She had like earwax in the rear. I just looked next to her. I just saw the earwax looking back
43:18at me
43:18It's just
43:20So
43:21Things that weird me out
43:24Food addition
43:25Yeah, something that makes me feel a bit queasy is beans. I'll look at them and
43:29Flatten around their little orange sauce
43:31If we're having breakfast together and you've got a plate full of beans
43:34I'll like I'll slide the menu stand across so I can't see your plate jelly
43:40Disgusting why is that even a thing if you tried to feed me shepherd's pie that freaks me out for
43:45some reason
43:46Like sloppy salami disgusting. It's weird. I know
43:50It's a free combination thing so it's milk
43:53I think people who can just drink a pint of milk. It's just a bit psychotic
43:56Bananas I did hate for years and years and years bananas like I was actually terrified of them and tuna
44:03like oh no
44:05I don't like tuna in a cow. Oh
44:07A man running
44:09Hell no like I can't be seen a man run
44:12Not that men shouldn't run if you're an athlete fair enough like sprinting about but
44:17Like a man jog for something to pick something up I think just walk
44:21When people don't wear socks in their trainers raw dog in the the the trainer
44:28Immediately you know I don't like to watch a man swim either
44:31I don't know why I do not like when people do mirror selfies
44:34But they stand like dead upright don't even look like real people just a man doing laughs
44:40I just I think pack it in like that makes you feel really uncomfortable and they're just
44:49Come back next week for some more
44:57Oh
44:58Last night we saw the dramatic dumping of opi and victoria
45:01Victoria and opi you and your fellow islanders decided you have the weakest connection
45:08Therefore you have been dumped from the island
45:11Please pack your bags and say goodbye
45:14I don't know about you, but I think opi's been getting a bad rap in the villa. I mean, sorry
45:18doing a bad rap
45:19Yeah
45:20One two one two one two it's my final night in the love island villa
45:27It's been more fun ha it's been a killer
45:32I'm feeling real sad trying to miss you boys
45:36We'll do this for life because we are four
45:47See you all next time, but not you two. Bye
46:15You
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